Thumbs these fuckers up. Feed his retard ego.

  HOLY FUCKING CUNTWAFFLES

Leave him positive comments too. We don't need fucking Julay faggots ruining this.

  WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

HALLELUJIAH!!!!!!!!! :D

CITIZENS OF THE INTERNET!!!!
MADMAN RISING 2!!!
IT'S STARTING ALL OVER AGAIN!!!

FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Uploaded just as I have to go to work.

YES MOTHERFUCKERS!!

THE BIGGEST LOSER ON THE INTERNET IS BACK!!!!!

So what got him to finally make a video?
Who "revealed" this info to Chris?

everybody be fucking nice!!!

>>83417

Well obviously it's through contact with the tranny forum, isn't it?

101 2461 is gone already.

PLEASE tell me someone mirrored the third video!!

Ahhh... he's as retarded as ever... :D

>>83420

No, it's still up, you have to view it on his profile, youtube has gone full retard on it.

You can still catch his third video here: http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler

Not sure if it's deleted, processing or whatever.

If you see comments about LOL THIS GUY IS RETARDED
thumbs them down and mark them as spam. Thumbs up positive comments and leave more, this faggot is getting his autistic ego fed until he's the lolcow he once was whether he likes it or not.

Thanks Thorg for getting him back. :D

>>83420
seems like it's back now. It was probably just temporarily down. Youtube fucking up.

Also, his demand is absolutely ridiculous. A billboard in NYC for a week? That is a LOT of money.

>He is a pizza-faced ATHEIST

>>83406

Chris's laugh at the end sounds so much like a Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain.

>mfw he shows a part of "Thorg"'s face.

Fat bitch.
Wouldn't bang

>>83429
Someone probably sent him a stock nerd image. Like the guido image he swallowed it whole.

>>83406
>MFW no more videos for 10 months

Fuck damn, I'm dancing even harder than I did when the Tomgirl pictures were released!

It's wonderful.

Uh oh, Don Tito, he's a-coming your way!

I'll bet the PC As|assins are responsible for this bounty.

>>83440

You must be trolling.

>>83432
Correct.

>ya'll should know me by now. In case you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu...

And so the cycle begins once again.

>>83440

Some newfag keeps commenting how the pictures he has are from memes. Goddamn people are dumb.

>>83433
Don't even say that!

It begins anew..

Fuck you guys who said that Chris trolling was over.

He's back motherfuckers. He's fucking back!

>>83442
well done. I knew I had seen it somewhere before. I thought 'tim & eric' or 'blues traveler', but I figured it could also be a common stock image.

Evil laugh, asking for unmarked money in a plain envelope.

Is Chris turning into a villain?

Never thought we'd see Chris's room again. God damn, he sold a lot of vidya the past year.

Alas,
>mfw

>>83450
May I please see this crude drawing, good sir?

>$1,000 cash in a white envelope

Out of all the things he's asked for/done, this was the one that made me go WTF

>>83455
>>83459
Either Bob is keeping more of his tugboat away from him ever since the whole Tomgirl debacle or Chris maxed out more credit cards.

I never considered that, thanks for putting my fears to bed about these newfags wrecking potential content.

More CWCki vandalism is occuring. This time it might actually be Chris. Have a look at the 'Duck' page...

>>83462
It's either Chris or a pretty funny troll.

Hahaha he thinks tito did the psn hacking and is trying to blackmail him.



sooo glad to have him back.

Everyone, post supportive comments to his vids. He needs to stay on the internet; scaring him away is just gonna put us right back to where we've been for months.

You know. The whole timeline of this is odd.

Three years ago Chris declares war on ED and Jason Kendrick Howe

Now...he has declared war against Tito and the trolls.

It's all happening again. Circles in circles.

>Chris's penis is perfectly normal and is six inches (15 cm) long. His claim appears extremely likely, however, even if he measured both segments. From the looks of it, especially with the bend, Chris's cock is bigger than average.

From the Duck page of the CWCki.

Has he mentioned the Times Square billboard before, or has he really just now found out about it?

>>83467

*Starts playing Rat in a Cage by Smashing Pumpkins*

>>83469
He has mentioned it before, but whoever's feeding him this information probably blamed it on thorg.

>>83468
The only things is it's not typed in Chris' retarded way and I doubt he's smart enough to disguise that.

>>83470
DESPITE NO ED PAGE HE IS STILL JUST A VIRGIN WITH RAGE

>>83472
He did pretty well on the tomgirl forum or something. People were doubting it was him.

Someone should tell the Troll Hunter. He's going to flip out when he sees this.

Is it me or is he in his most Autistic state ever? He barely looks into the camera, his voice has no emotion in it, and he looks like he had to read from notes.

>>83475

Who the fuck even cares about the troll hunter?

''dohoho we can get some more shitty ameteur theatrics from a faggot leeching laughs off a lolcow''

WHAAAAAA

GET READY!!!!!!!!!!

FOR THE BIG PAYBACK!!!!!!!!!!!

>>83472

Before the user was banned, this was on the Christian Weston Chandler page of the CWCki.
>His adult life has been largely defined by his goal of most Normal Human Beings; Finding their Meaning of Existence, Their True Love, Their own Self-Character. No One should ever interfere or ever make a mockery of such a tride and true quest to finding HIS own Happiness with his WOMAN who is to be his Wife.

>>83478

LOOK ALIVE, Cwcvillelibrary!!
There're videos in need of archiving!
Though I guess those guys are feeling the lethargy after months of absence.

>I WIN

oh Chris, you never learn lol
Maybe I'd just forgot how vacant his stare was, but fucking hell, his emotions are so hard to read... it's as if he's constantly walking a line between laughing and crying the whole time...

Am I the only one who thinks he loos like he lost weight?

Oh Chris, you are finaly back.
Please, never go away you big-fat-autistic-smelly-crossdresser.

>>83483
yes

Hang on. Did he just give out the Wallflowers name again?

Not only that, I could have sworn he just called her his ex girlfriend.

>>83486

Yeah this seriously...
He looks like hes running on empty, seriously he is a fucking shell of human.
A fat, smelly, cross dressing, balding, autistic shell

>>83488
I think you guys have just forgotten how creepy and emotionless Chris has always looked.

Two of the videos seem to be down. Any one archive them?

>>83490
You can watch them on his chanel page.

My body can't be this ready.

>>83487
He says "ex girl friend". He also later refers to her as a friend. He loves to call her his "girl friend," but he's really specific about what he's saying.

We said the clown shirts made him look ridiculous, so he changed styles.

We said the gay trucker look made him look ridiculous, so he changed styles again.

He now has the "TomGirl" look going. Anyone else think he should have stuck with the clown shirts?

And here is a sample of his photograph. Goddamit Chris.

>CFW

So I guess the PVCC now goes back to their full time job of logging into his YouTube and deleting and censoring comments from his inbox...

>>83494
He never changed his styles on behalf of the trolls' opinions. Unless it was a troll promising china.

>>83497
We can only hope. It's not like PCass asians are responsible for this.

>>83498
The gay trucker look was kind of troll induced. It was him trying to be manly because that's what he felt he had to do. But it was very unnatural for him.

Chris does this every year. He goes away for spring and summer, then comes back onto YouTube with more craziness around August.

It's like an annual holiday/festival now.

Ugh. Too many fucking people on the CWCki. I'm trying to post my transcripts.

I MISSED HIM SO MUCH THIS IS THE BEST AFTERNOON OF MY LIFE
NOT EVEN BEING A LITTLE SARCASTIC OR IRONIC, THIS IS REALLY AWESOME

Watch out, Thorg. He knows you are in Canada and that's almost as good as having your actual adress because Canada is so small.

>>83459
unmarked bills at that. I wonder if he even knows what that means. I'm guessing no.

hail to the king baby

HE'S BACK

SAVE AND MIRROR THIS SHIT

>>83412
Lies! The Stonecutters have ripped audio from several old Chris videos, and altered his face with photoshop. Can't you see? They are just releasing videos to keep us hooked while they hoard all the lulz! How can you be so blind, we all know they have access to Chris's YouTube account!

>>83493
No, i say his intent is very clear. He wants it to sound like she was a girlfriend.

>>83508

Saved. MegaUploaded.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=O2J7EW6N
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=229J69QA
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=HAW93BWH

"I WIN"

>>83510
Of course that's what he's aiming for, but he's careful to clarify later. He did this before. In text, he's pretty careful to say "girl friend."

So how long do you think it will be until Tito and Thorg reply?

Did anyone notice how he has more childish shit in his room than he did before?

>>83442
Anyone have the Tito pic?

>>83515

More?
No I see less
ALOT less

:(

Damn, the CWCki just got DDOSsed by the fans trying to get access. Yup, he's still popular....

>>83514

Thorg and Tito are both on vacation IRL until at least Monday.

someone mail him aids

"i do not like to be thought of as a bad person"

try not being one then????

I"M GONNA EXPLODE!

an endless cycle of birth, death, and rebirth. i don't think he could quit the internet for good if it was his sole asspieration in life.

What happened to the CWCki?

>ex-girlfriend Heather

YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT I CAN'T EVEN DFJhdkgsfdg

>>83526

Apparently, too many people trying to visit it at once made it crash.

>>83527

Chris is LITERALLY full of shit, bro. It keeps leaking out of his shit tube all the time.

does he know the CWCki is down?

>>83517
It's not less, he's just shooting in the part of his room with just things on the wall. It's still a crowded mess.

Told ya he'd be back. Chris will ALWAYS be Chris.

Well, along with this, and the fact HE ACTUALLY FUCKING MENTIONED SONICHU, it looks like we haven't seen the last of our Extreme Friend.

Here's hoping we get some more Sonichu in the upcoming months.

He was pretty clear "The Comic was SUPPOSED to be rated TV-Y7, without any adulterous stuff"

Despite his misuse of the word, he at least recognises the fact the Trolls had a detrimental effect on his comic.

God, it's all coming together. With people ego-stroking him, his regrowing sense of self-entitlement and that Flipnote Guy pretending to be a Sonichu fan we could get some new adventures!

The rest of the batshittery, well, what can I say that hasn't already been said?

Also, he really believes that he was on a billboard. With all his whining and claiming how "If anyone says this video was true, I'll claim it was false and photoshopped" he clearly believes that photoshop is that advanced, and yet simultaneously not advanced enough to just make a mock up photo OF a billboard?

>>83473

Despite all his rage he is still just a tard that can't get laid.

Also, loving the swerve-y cam effects. Beats the stationary camera he usually uses.

ANGLES DARLING. ANGLES AND ANGLES AND ANGLES AGAIN!

>>83534
He was on a billboard. There was some promotion where you could upload pictures to a billboard in New York city.

It's like Christmas came early.

Dat laugh.

>>83537
God, did it have any caption to it, or was it just an image of him? Because that... that is fucking amazing. Props to whoever did that one.

Pics anyone?

>>83539
cwcki's down, sorry.

>>83406
>>83408
>>83412
Chris actually tagged these videos as blackmail.

>>83539
If memory serves, one was the one of him in the gay bar. Another was him about to down his jizz and it was captioned, "here's to you, New York." That's all I can remember.

>>83531

Nah there is alot less, you can clearly see he's cleared out so much stuff in the Tomgirl pictures.
I'd say almost half if not more

Thoria's cousin "white knight" hacker extrodinare!

This is gonna get good...this is going to get REALLLY GOOOD!

>>83542
As in his autistic version of "I'm blackmailing you with the reveal of your photo!" or as in.. he's being blackmailed into making negotiation videos in the first place?

I don't know, but I'd say the former. It's ridiculous how he's started this shit again though. Like, the whole "Making videos pointing out trolls" is what kept fuelling the fucking fire anyway.

He's clearly not too convinced of the evidence he's found though, but 0.01%R of evidence is better than none.

Also, if he expects someone to release a video admitting to the Sony hackings, but also allows them to blur their face... can't any idiot just throw on a fake tan, a rasta wig and throw a fucking blur effect on there? Someone should make a confession video.

I find it hilarious how he actually seems to think that the trolls actually look like the online personas they're using.

Like, I bet it hasn't even crossed Chris's mind that "Tito" could just be a sweaty white guy or a chinese guy or something.

He just sees "Black + Dreadlocks", misses the Hawaiian thing and thinks "Rasta Buddha"

OH MY FUCKING GOD, SAVE. FUCKING. EVERYTHING. FEED HIM PRAISE.

It's been said a lot, but it's worth mentioning again:
Don't be retards and post shitty comments on his videos. He probably won't look, but he could use as much encouragement as possible right now.

stop saying stupid fucking shit you dumb assholes, you stupid gay niggers. Downvote and flag every stupid comment on his videos and thumbs up the good ones.

DURR BLACKMAIL IS ILLEGAL CHRIS I CALLED THE POLICE YOU HOMO

Jesus Christ, youtube is retarded.

>>83553
>youtube
>retarded

I think that's redundant.

>>83477
The Troll Hunter would encourage, Chris, not the other way around. Chris is attacking trolls and releasing their "personal information" that he got from other trolls. He obviously expects people like the Troll hunter to follow through and catch them.

The haters are outnumbering us.

THE SOCKPUPPETS, MAN THE SOCKPUPPETS.

>>83547
>He's clearly not too convinced of the evidence he's found though<

That's the feeling I got as well. Especially when he was being very specific about Tito making sure to place his address on the envelope.

I can't spam and thumbs down/thumbs up fast enough, I need some help with this. Get all these stupid ass DURR HURR BLACKMAIL TOMGIRL comments hidden.

>>83559
to the point where I'm sure in all these cases, he's probably just google image'd Tito/Clyde/Random Troll X and picked the picture from the list he'd best like to suit his adversary.

If nothing else it gives him a face to imagine revenge upon. Otherwise he's left with that other outlet: Punching bears, clowns, and trying to break cardboard.

>>83559
I think he doesn't have addresses. If he had addresses, he wouldn't even bother making videos. He'd hand over the info to the cops and call it a day.

>>83560
Don't worry about it too much. Just get what you see. In all likelihood, Chris won't even read the comments.

I wonder how the trolls will react to this? Will they play along?

They can't exactly make videos with the faces he showed, though he does have face blindness.

In the Tito one the start reminds me of his internet debut:
"Yall should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu and Rosechu"

MiHi here. I wonder if I should take down my CWC videos and issue an apology video to Chris in order to add a few cubic feet of air to Chris' ego right now. I want in on this shit!

What say you guys? I'd hate to give up my page counts, but this is damn tempting in the name of future lulz.

I can't wait for the backstory to all this. This clearly had nothing to do with Tomgirls & Tomboys.

>>83563
Like I said earlier, he also said they could blur their faces.

Maybe an attempt by Chris to say "Hey, as long as you apologise, leave me alone and pay my debts for me, I won't use your personal image to troll you in the future"

So someone can just throw on a rasta wig or something, blur the video enough, and pretend theyre Tito or whatever.

Admin here. I removed the captcha cause the newest version of kX I just installed makes it look like shit. So, no captcha fttb

>>83565
Who the fuck are you and what makes you so important?

>>83565
Of course you should do it. In the event it doesn't happen you can always re-upload.

What are a few page numbers when you could be in on the action?

>>83565
Do it! The worst it can do is nothing, and then you can put your videos back up again.

>>83539
The gay bar picture said something like "Follow your dreams, that's what I did".

Cue the flood of trolls mailing Chris envelopes that appear to be full of money but are in fact full of fliers for gay sex hotlines or something.

>Chris won't even read the comments.

Christian doesn't reads anything that doesn't says "SEX" "MONEY" or "FREE" on first, so relax and don't bother about the comments.

Shit, didn't Christian himself said that this very site had "too many letters" and was "stressful for his eyes" when he finally discovered it?

>Rasta Buddha
I lost my shit right there.

>>83574
To be fair, the layout of image-boards, rather than a simple forum is annoying. He expects things to have easy to use interfaces, and while not exactly hard.. the unwillingness to click "Help" and the assumed inability to figure out the whole Embed part..

I can understand his reasoning even if I don't agree with it. Everything's all over the fucking place, and for a sperg that's gotta be pretty fuckin' irritating.

>>83576


Well, I just want to help push through this "The jig is up! Chris is DEAD SERIOUZZ!" thing. If taking down my CWC vids may get noticed by him as a sign that he's at last got the trolls on the run, I'll make the sacrifice.

>>83580
>Sacrifice
>Some douchebag no one, Chris or otherwise, gives two shits about desperately attention whoring

>>83582

Wow. You're a harsh little shit aren't you? Someone comes up with an idea and you go totally "SHITCOCK!" at them.

>>83583
Uhh, no. No one gives a shit about MiHi. Hell, few people know who the fuck he is, let alone Chris.

Goodamn, he looks years older since his last video.

'" . It should be pointed out that the full photo is from the famous "Butthurt Dweller" meme"
from the quickie page on the videos.....

>>83539
>>83572

The billboard.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/20_December_2009

>>83590
WTF. How did I not know about this?

It's such a mindfuck to me to think about Megan and Barbara being on a billboard in Times fucking Square and never even knowing about it.

>>83565
Go for it as long as you make it an actual video response to his last vid. He probably won't see it but it couldn' hurt (well unless people start trolling you).

>>83589
That should probably be removed from the page. I know Chris doesn't read much of what's there, but still.

CHALLENGE!

Someone mail a White Envelope to Chris, with "Don Something" as the return address and either:

A) Send $1000 in Monopoly money

or

B) Send nothing and when Chris makes a video to complain, say someone who works for the postal service stole it because its stupid to mail money.

>>83591
agreed, how did I miss this?

>>83593

It's what I was thinking as well.

We all know how thick Chris is, but we shouldn't give him reasons to doubt his "info".

>>83595
>Send $1000 in Monopoly money
How many packets of Monopoly money is he going to get now, I wonder? I can see several people doing this.

>>83597
Fucking agreed

>>83593
Done

I told you faggots he'd be back.

I love that he wants Tito to mail him $1000 in return for not totally revealing his identity

So, is the reason Chris is resorting to this ridiculous ploy seemingly out of nowhere because he's in dire need of cash?

I won't lie, I had a nostalgia rush when he said "Y'all should know me by now, da creatore drurpdur Sonichu durppr duor..."

>>83563

You do realise its the trolls who have orchestrated this? derp

>>83604
Yeah, it's not like the insiders don't make any details public or anything. oh wait

Before any of you faggots go about making your fake Tito and Thorg blurred face videos, its painfully clear that it's the PVCC themselves who've been doing this, let them handle it before you jump in and fuck this up

Sadly, this feels like a rehash of the Jackie saga - he's reading from a script and there's someone behind the scenes pulling the strings.

I want old naive childlike Chris back. I don't want perverted tranny Chris :(

He'd make Buddha look like a fashion model! Or more like... a RASTA Buddha!

I'm digging chris's new haircut

I'm digging chris's new haircut

I'm digging chris's new haircut

WHAT IF OP was a rasta budha?

Please, please, PLEASE LET THERE BE MORE VIDEOS AND MORE SONICHU.

>>83602
Chris doesn't understand needs, especially financial ones. He just likes winning free shit.

>>83619

What if he's starting to feel the family pinch?

>>83609

make yr own

>mfw he's talking about Sonichu again

>>83611
>>83612
>>83613

Need that captcha back.

>>83624
someone just had a computer issue

>rasta buddha

>pizza-faced athiest

god dammit, people are feeding chris what to say again. He doesn't have the brain capacity to come up with insults like that. Didn't we all learn that that wasn't funny during the Jackie saga?

What really surprises me about this is that the more Chris changes, the more he stays the same.

His bedroom is just as full of childish posters and toys as it always was. His manner of speaking is very similar to the old, smug Chris.

It's like he exists in a weird time warp.

>>83595

No, not monopoly money. Pay him in CWC MONEY!!!

>>83626
Come on, none of that's witty. Remember "DANG ASEXUAL WOMEN"? "Pizza-faced atheist" is pure Chris.

>>83629
maybe pizza face, but definitely not rasta buddha. I'd bet you Chris doesn't know what a rastafarian is

>>83630
Maaaybe. But I sense like 90% Chris here. He thinks he's back on the block.

>>83607

Master troll orchestrating all of this here. Chris is doing most of this on his own, I'm just feeding him the information.

But who the fuck cares, Chris is back on the internet now.

>>83555

Nigga I AM the troll hunter, except I'm not a gigantic faggot who dresses up in tights and is ignored by Chris. I get shit done.

what a bad time to get banned.

anyway, does anyone think chris would actually go through with this deal? i've read through some of these posts and the general consensus seems to be that if tito complied 100% chris would stlil send all of his information to the police. it's true that he's been cockslapped for like 4 years now but do you think he'd go back on his word just to kick someone in the balls?

>>83633

Tito and Thorg etc are the ones that have set this up, its so blatantly obvious how are you missing this?

>>83634
ITS SUMMAH!

>>83634
yeah i know, but let's say that tito plays along and gives him an address do you think chris would go back on his terms and forward the information to the police even if they promise to leave him alone?

If you look closely, you can tell that Chris is reading from a script.

>>83637
He probably wrote it though

it's very retarded

Yeah he's back, but all have to look forward to is a Jackie-esque script reading. Da trolls need to be as hands-off as possible on this. I understand some intervention is required, but Chris is 1000% funnier when its his own stupidity

>>83639
It's too over-the-top Chris-ish to be from him. He's reusing the unmarked bills threat, the laugh is something he wouldn't do, and he lacks emotion in these vids, contrary to the gamut of emotions he displayed in his other videos.

This is just too good to be true.

>>83630

In Chris' mind, rasta is synonymous with nigger.

>>83640
This does seem like his own stupidity. Good lord. He even has his trademark awkward "mastermind" moment.

>>83641

check out this chris-chan expert

>>83640

Chris is a 100% secluded retard when left alone. This got him to return to the internet after 8 months, and they've said they aren't getting him to read a script. He's being fed information and acting on it, that's all.

Chris acts weird and forced because he has autism. It's nothing new.

>>83596
It was fairly low-key, happened right before Asperchu took off, and Chris hasn't brought it up until now.

Hey there little cuzzes!

>>83637

He has notes, he's wrote down his demands so he doesn't forget them...its not a script

>>83650
He keeps looking down at something in every single video, even during the parts where he's not making demands.

>>83652

His notes.
He makes references that he's reading notes several times.

FINALLY!!!!

THE CHRIS!!!
HAS COME BACK!
TO THE INTERNET!!!!

The piece of paper he is reading from is the shit from my ass that I shit who cares what it is fuck you

>>83629

Agreed. It's very childlike.

>>83655
I think there's an important distinction between notes and a script. Script is not funny. Notes have gaps where Chris' retardation will fuck things up. They leave things to chance. But if you don't give him any kind of structure, the idea is that he won't do shit.

At least that's the theory, anyway.

In these videos, Chris doesn't have any notes or scripts or anything like that. If he's looking down at a piece of paper, anything that's on that paper he wrote himself.

>>83655

wtf are you talking about michael bay you dumb motherfucker?

>>83660
1/10, back to DeviantArt with you.

>>83660
>>83656

The fuck is this?

Maybe it's just the facts about the trolls and what he wanted to say in case he forgets?

Also wow he is wearing a pretty normal t-shirt for once.

I'm not entirely sure this is even possible, but i think CWC's autism is getting worse.

His grasp on the English language seems to be deteriorating, and his gestures and mannerisms seem to be getting more ridiculous and cartoony.

Maybe i just think this because i haven't seen Chris in so long, though.

Oh boy, let's look forwards to a new ALog video about this!!

I would love for him to start drawing comics again... Thank you trolls for this though.

You think we will get captains logs back?

there you go, he does read the comments

>>83668
0/10

>>83668
>there you go, he does read the comments
>TheCWCvilleLibrary

That's not Chris.

It may be a written jumble of notes for Chris to say, but it's not a script that someone handed to him to read. Someone obviously mentioned a few things, but this is 100% Chris reading in his typical "madman's manifesto" manner, like the way he read a pre-prepared note to the Target jerkops or his "apology" to Michael Snyder.

In other words, Chris is such a dumb stupid lazy fuck that he cannot even read off the top of his head. If he tried, the videos would be at least five times as long with long awkward pauses as his brain goes "Buffering. Please wait".

Look here's just what happened, someone sent him pictures of 'thorg' and 'tito' and told him that trolls fear their identity being compromised. So now he's threatening them, and being greedy.

By the way Thorg is Clyde.
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/User:Thorgnzorrg

It's not very complicated or anything. He just has their photos and is trying to blackmail them into stopping trolling. He believes Thorg found the Tomgirls forum, and he thinks if he beats Tito the wallflower will come back.

>>83672
Huh. I did not know that. Which Clyde is he, just out of curiosity? I'm assuming him and Clydec aren't the same guy?

>>83672
>>wallflower coming back

now this season just got really interesting

Chris is back on the internet & making videos! Tito, Clyde, & the other trolls finally got him motivated.

Awesome! Plus Chris just might think he has lackeys that are willing to dig up dirt on the trolls for him. I lol'd

>>83672
He's not clyde, he's just being a dipshit there. You people are gullible.

>>83673
There's only one clyde.

>>83671
Again, if there is anything on that paper (or even a paper at all), Chris wrote it himself. No one is feeding him lines.

Who the fuck cares? It's hilarious shit either way. You guys act like its the end of the world.

I eagerly await to see how this pans out. And I am glad Chris is back. I hope he stays

So Chris-Chan returns and demands 1000 dollars in unmarked bills and a week of retractions in Times Square, and all y'all mother fuckers be arguing about whether he had notes or not.

Internet be making y'all autistic.

I find it weird that he's mentioning the billboards, I don't remember him ever being bothered outwardly about them before.

It's strange that he's coming back after such a long absence, and that of all things is the top of his list...

>>83687
It makes me wonder if someone behind the scenes hasn't reminded Chris about the billboards with the intention of the trolls using something like this
http://www.makesweet.com/mixer/my-billboard
to meet his demands. It wouldn't surprise me, unfortunately, if things ended up being that lame.

>>83689
>TRANS

>>83688

How would that be lame in any way?
If anything it would be more hilarious that Chris could be tricked with something as simple as that

>>83693
Chris has been tricked by photoshops before. It would be lame.

>>83691
Also, Fanta

>>83694

Seriously shut the fuck up
Everything that's going to happen to Chris from now on is going to be through means that have happened before.
It doesn't make it lame, stop whining like a spoilt little bitch

>>83689
Trans and Fanta.

Fucking Epic

SIMPSONS DID IT

>>83689
Haha made my day.

Fix'd it up a teensy bit. Basic Photoshopping goes a long way.

>>83689
Brilliant! :D

>>83710
all you did was blur it up some more bro :\
looks bad imo

SURE WISH I COULD TRIP IN HERE

"Everyone wants to be the boss, but no one wants to pay the cost." - Christian Wizzle Chandler

>>83579

Except for the embedding part, it doesn't get much more rudimentary and inviting than the imageboard format, you ninny.

>>83715
Ninny... HAHAHA You! You're a funny one! Will you be my friend?

I wish I didn't have to wait a whole month till September 1st when no ransom or apology arrives and Chris carries out his smug threat to expose his enemies.

Whomever is handling this, I hope they can keep this trolling train rollin' for the next few weeks. I wanna see him cap off this latest saga with a new "crash into slumber" whinefest video.

If whomever is

Smug Chris is funny Chris.

Oh god. This is the greatest birthday present ever!

I'm drunk as shit. But nothing can contain my happiness. I love you, all of you.

So... Christian came back to extort moni moni from a troll. Huh, I guess he's desperate for new videogames and candy.

Wouldn't be funny if somebody remindes Christian that what he's doing is a crime, the videos are the evidence and HE would be the one ending up in prison for breaking the law? (Extra points if Chris is reminded of prison movies with lots of beating ups and shower rape scenes on then)

<Troll> "Hey Chris."
<Chris> "Whu-what?"
<Troll> "...Prison."
<Chris> "NO! NO! NO!" (shits himself)

>>83406
>Related videos: Pearl Jam - Jeremy

>>83720

I don't understand those who say they can't stand smug Chris, unless they're afraid Chris may get to stay that way. But we all should know by now it is hubris, and when Chris is smug because of anything there's no chance it can possibly last. Pride before the fall. To me, smug Chris is a promise that there is more to come.

Also suddenly ITT: Proof that /cwc/'s userbase becomes pleasant when half of them are drunk?

that domo-kun plushie is a new background item

>>83655
with the boat video, he was just told to smash up a boat
the rest was his own doing.
as for this, i believe chris is acting on a script again, in the sense that whoever is pretending to be a white knight and is 'helping' him with this information told him what he should say in these videos, but the garbled up words and confusion are all his own.

>>83715
It's rudimentary, yeah, but I mean for a sperg like Chris, the fact everything isn't on a convenient toolbar or list of buttons would irk him.

goddamnit i'm going to be the intern of a european government commissioner when chris's deadline expires, fuck you and your debt greece/portugal/ireland, i want to play america's favorite game.

>>83710
lol, fanta.

>>83710
are you that fag that develops the ENBseries?
adding blur and bloom do not make an image look more realistic goddamnit.

This is a man that puts Chris Chan to shame.

http://www.myspace.com/mrrose3085

no medallion
no highschool ring
He's probably bullshitting that he has any info. In fact the "good tranny forumers" most likely told him to lie for lulz.

>>83736
While it doesn't seem like something Chris would forget, I kinda wonder if he even remembers his old criteria for indicating a true and honest video.

>>83736
God, even HE was never consistent with that Medallion/Ring shit.

And to be fair, I think he's stopped giving a fuck.

>>83737
>>83738
He usually remembered it on the big stuff, or when someone is calling him out on a lie.

>>83737
He's probably forgotten it, he only did that shit when he was backpeddling out of something

anyone else notice how bald chris is getting?

Like jesus, it's advancing faster that I ever could have imagined.

Chris REALLY needs to decide if he's going full-on tomgirl or not. Right now he looks like a washed-up member of a 90s boy band.

>>83747
Yeah, I see the resemblance.

>>83724
CHRIS CHAN SPOKE IN CLAAASSS TODAAAAAY!!

>>83727
Is "Domo" the big brownie looking creature with the mouth that is one of the NHK Broadcasting kids mascots?

>>83751
Yes.

>>83753
No.

>>83755
Yes.

Is PVCC shitposting in here?

I think that people are purposefully being morons to discourage real morons from acting.

It's the only possible way to explain some of the above posts...

Otherwise we will have to face facts: CWC is retarded.

>>83758
Would it be hilarious or disastrous for CWC to discover Alog and try to call him out as a troll?

>Chris making ransom demands.
>Shaky cam.
>Messy hair that looks green with his shitty cam.

Ids simpal: kill da Clyde Cash.

>>83470
>>83473

It's called Bullet with Butterfly Wings, you utter retards.

>>83771

"LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!"

>>83771
I was thinking the same thing. The fact that he probably doesn't properly wash lipstick off his face makes it worse.

>>83772
I've probably had the CD longer than you been alive kid, don't correct me when all I did was alter lyrics. It's not my job to be a song title nazi, but apparently you're a member of their volunteer army. Congratulations. You caught someone mistitling a song. Want a cookie faggot?

He's wearing panties (probably a thong) while he recorded these videos. Just thought I would remind everybody.

>>83775

>"Longer than you've been alive."
>Incorrectly names one of their most famous songs.

I suppose you think Disarm is called "The killer in me."

I love Windmill Song by Gorillaz

>>83779
trollinstupid.jpg

>>83780
great thanks.

Despite how disgusting and unhygienic everyone imagines Chris to be he does actually have good dental hygiene.
If he'd been neglecting his teeth all these years they'd be falling out, rotting or severely yellowed by now.
Either he brushes his teeth morning and night and neglects the rest of himself or he does actually take care of his hygiene regularly but it's just that he's so greasy skinned and ugly that everyone assumes he doesn't wash.

>>83788
>Good dental health
>Fillings
>nope.jpg

>>83789
Fillings.
Sauce?
Fillings don't keep teeth white or stop overall deterioration

>>83775

Wow. Shut the fuck up faggot. Oooooh. You know one fucking song. WANNA COOKIE?

Go play with yourself. Stupid summerfag.

>>83765

Well stop throwing around ideas because this isn't a trolling board, this is /cwc/ where you discuss Chris/lolcows
You want to become and epic ween troll go and try to get into the PVCC

>>83796

how many PVCC epic ween plots get put into action anyway? that's something I've always wondered.

I'm loving this new saga!

>>83797
And now I'm imagining the inner circle trying to come up with a new trolling plan and bitching at eachother and calling everyone spergs.

>>83794

>>83772
that pissed me off too, but i didn't want everyone to call me a sperglord for pointing it out to them :(h

>>83803
>>83772
Fuck off to /mu/ you stupid pricks.
No one here gives a shit.

I wonder if Chris will make any videos between now and August 31st.

>>83806
Oh please sweet GodJesus make it happen.

I'll not be able to contain my orgasm if this happens.

>>83808

Depends on how motivated he is to be online and YouTubin' again

Neither Chris or ''da trolls'' will be going to jail over this, and you're fucking naive as Chris himself if you think the police give a shit about what emperor Manchild and his online enemies get up to.

Seriously shut the fuck up with all this blackmail shit, it's honestly embarrassing

>>83758
It's unlikely but it would be interesting to see A-Logs response if Chris did ever call him out.

>>83815
see
>>83659

There is no script. He might written down the info he has on the trolls though.

>>83818
If that's the case, then Chris' stupidity really reaches a new height. I mean, WHAT information? First names, cities and the fact that the trolls are atheists? How can't he fucking memorize it?

>>83825
Who cares if he has been given a ''script'' in any way, shape or form... He's back. Stop spergin and deal with it.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!? I AM TRIPPING BALLS!

>>83825
To be fair he asked for "unmarked bills" after destroying his PS3.

>>83829
Chris has won, he's finally beaten those dang trolls!

Nothing could possibly go wrong for him now.

>>83825
Correct. All of those lines are 100% Chris.

The Smashing Pumpkins are an American alternative rock band that formed in Chicago, Illinois in 1988. Formed by Billy Corgan (vocals, guitar) and James Iha (guitar), the band has included Jimmy Chamberlin (drums), D'arcy Wretzky (bass), and Melissa Auf der Maur (bass), and currently includes Jeff Schroeder (guitar), Mike Byrne (drums), and Nicole Fiorentino (bass guitar, backing vocals) amongst its membership.

Disavowing the punk rock roots of many of their alt-rock contemporaries, the Pumpkins have a diverse, densely layered and guitar-heavy sound, containing elements of gothic rock, grunge, heavy metal, dream pop, psychedelic rock, progressive rock, shoegazer-style production and, in later recordings, electronica. Frontman Billy Corgan is the group's primary songwriter—his grand musical ambitions and cathartic lyrics have shaped the band's albums and songs, which have been described as "anguished, bruised reports from Billy Corgan's nightmare-land".

The Smashing Pumpkins broke into the musical mainstream with their second album, Siamese Dream (1993). The group built its audience with extensive touring and their follow-up, the double album Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness (1995), debuted at number one on the Billboard 200 album chart. With 18.75 million albums sold in the United States alone, The Smashing Pumpkins were one of the most commercially successful and critically acclaimed bands of the 1990s. However, internal fighting, drug use, and diminishing record sales led to a 2000 break-up.

In 2006, Billy Corgan and Jimmy Chamberlin reconvened to record a new Smashing Pumpkins album, Zeitgeist. The band toured with a rotating lineup of between five and nine musicians through much of 2007 and 2008 before Chamberlin left the band in early 2009. New drummer Mike Byrne and bassist/vocalist Nicole Fiorentino solidified a new lineup with Corgan and Schroeder, toured through much of 2010, and are currently recording the albums Teargarden by Kaleidyscope and Oceania.

>>83825

He's used Buddha before. What's so unusual about Chris being racist against Jamaican Rastafarians

It fits him perfectly. So shut the fuck up you stupid sperging shits and enjoy the show.

>>83823

>How can't he fucking memorize it?

Do we need to go over the whole honor roll thing again? He's a fucking tard.

>>83825

Why are you finding it so difficult to believe he would say shit like that?

>>83844
Not the same dude ur replying to but I reckon people think Chris couldn't come up with these insults himself however juvenile they are. I would tend to agree. I would say the insults and the demands for a thousand dollars are the work of a troll whispering in his ear. And as for the script he's reading off, I would say that's his own thing which he wrote. Whenever Chris has a few points to make in a video and not just ramble like a child he usually writes stuff down.

Even in the fucking retarded message to Ivy video he still had a page of notes to keep himself on track.

Actually... I would love to see the notes for his videos.

>>83630

Yeah. Doubt hes coached on the rasta thing. He's made references to them before i do believe.

Smashing Pumpkins were always garbage, they're a dumbed down version of a dumbed down version of a dumbed down version of a dumbed down version of rock. The only good post-punk "alternative rock" was Big Black, Jesus Lizard, Swans, etc.

>>83857
Sure is trytoohard in here today

This thread is now about your favourite 90s rock bands.

>>83860

Chris now approves of this thread.

>>83846

He's made retarded demands for unmarked bills before, he sees that shit in movies, monkey see, monkey do, and this is hardly the first time he's come out with inept insults. If Chris sees a photo of some fat fuck with BAD acne that he gets told is a troll, do you seriously think he isn't even capable of calling them pizza face on his own? Just what the hell do you think he can do on his own, if they're having to script him at this level then surely he hasn't been capable of doing any of this shit by himself, you think he's been given cue cards since day zero?

>>83860
Don't you love the faggot with the long hair trying to look all bad ass? lol

They look more 80's with the gay trucker vests, but there's a slipknot patch on one of them. If this pick is from the last 10 years they sure are a bunch of faggots. Last 20 years, while not possible would be less faggotry, but still faggin. I haven't worn denim anywhere on my body other than my legs since the 4th grade.

You know he had epic DCT when he saw the tomgirl forum on the CWCki

/cwc/'s REACTION PROCESS FOR EVERY CHRIS CHAN CONTENT RELEASE EVER

>Content is released, first posters rejoice the return of their favourite lolcow
>Discussion proceeds on what exactly is going on in the world of CWCville.
>Some sperg comes on, nitpicks something, and tardrages at the trolluminati for hording lulz/fucking everything up/existing.
>Army of retards pour into the thread, screeching about how much the PVCC sucks and how this new content sucks.
>Arguing ensues
>Rest of the thread is speculation, latecomers, and the occasional sperg trying to start more shit.

Every. Fucking. Time. Seriously, I wouldn't be surprised if it was all the same person samefagging.

>>83860
Fat Bieber is a lefty.

>>83865
10/10

I didn't know /cwc/ was based in Finland

when's his next video?

It's summer as a mutha' fucka' up in here.

>>83857
Big Black sucks.
Swans sucks
80's alternative is Pitchfork-like hipster bullshit that never was actually good.

Oh, and riot grrl is annoying.

>>83862
He's not capable of very much by himself. From years of trolling he's become aggressive. Back in the early days he was apprehensive about swearing til the trolls' foul mouths rubbed off on him(sexy!).
He really isn't quick with insults. He'd never have used words like retarded and naive til the trolls used it on him. And he'd known Clyde Cash for about 2 years before he finally came up with the retort "at least my face isn't fuckin orange!" which he repeats throughout the video. Barb clearly armed him with that one.
I don't think "Rastafarian Buddha" and "pizza face" are very good insults but no, I honestly don't think Chris' little mind came up with them.

>>83882
Actually, Jackie fed him the face being orange insult.

I have a feeling that PVCC is trying hard not to feed him too much of a script...probably a loose outline to guide him. I think his notes off-camera are just there so he doesn't forget all his demands, etc.

>>83884
ur a sperg

You give Chris too little credit. Just think about the stupid shit he has come up with entirely on his own. The comic, Curseyahame-ha, the wall of originals, WTC video, Jackass audition (that was all him, or did I miss something), God and the bear, recycling, noting his own buddha belly, log-eolling Tito

Huh I thought new content was a good thing, but you spergs seem to think otherwise...

If Chris making new videos gets you this angry, what are you here for at all? Seriously just get out

Welp, didn't take long before trolls started cannibalizing themselves.

Seriously, it's only the next day after a 8 month gay orgy and people are already wondering if Chris' wandering rape eyes and stilted manner of speech is scripted (hint: Chris is an autistic tard)?

Also, people 'sperging about 90's music in a thread about new content after the longest CWC drought. Goddammit, /cwc/.

>>83913
this place could use some IP bans imo

I leave. for one. fucking. day.

and this happens while I'm gone.

I would love to be ADMIN MODERATES AND FIXES THIS SHIT

but I dont even where to start.

God damnit, /cwc/.

>>83905
If spergs arguing and calling each other spergs gets you this angry, what are you here for at all? Seriously just get out

>>83922

I wasn't angry in any way, and I'm not now, quite the opposite I think this new content is good news, I don't see what there is to get worked up about. It was just an observation, but nice try at being witty, you'll get it one day

>>83920

I think the point he's trying to make is more that they weren't done because of trolls telling him to do it, not that they were particularly creative. For example, demanding unmarked bills is just something he regurgitates from movies he's heard it said in, not because it was a true and honest original thought and not because trolls told him to say it. He comes up with retarded shit without being explicitly told to by trolls.

>>83926

Just to clarify, by "comes up with" I do obviously mean in most cases he just steals it from somewhere else.

So what even IF the info Chris had on Clyde Cash and Surfshack Tito was real (which is obvious it isn't)?

Imagine if CC and SST were authentically "outted". It's like the time when Chris went to The Game Place and called Michael Snyder a Joo. Instead of the shame and trolling that Chris expected Mr. Snyder to suffer, people instead rallied around him and wished they could buy stuff from TGP online as a sign of their support of his glorious defiance of the spoiled sharting manbaby's demands to be let back in.

In recap, even IF Chris had REAL docs on Clyde and Tito (which he doesn't), Chris is too stupid to know that he's actually going to make their lives even better, not worse.

Hell, I'd buy each of them a case of the beer of their choice online if I knew where to have it shipped.

SUMMERTIME AND THE LIVINS EASY>>83928

>>83920
>>83926

Yeah. My point was that if he could do those things without being told, it isn't hard too believe that pizza-face and rhasta buddha came from his own mind. And while those things are not overly "creative", you really have to remember that 99% of new creative things are nothing more old things and/or personal experience with a slight spin, like how every mythical creature is just a modification of something that already exists or a mashup of things that already exist.

>These other lolcows aren't funny, I just want Chris back
>Chris comes back
>Chris is obviously reading from a script! Chris sucks now!

choosybeggars.jpg

>>83933

Chris likes to read from a script. Mainly it's because he's a dumbfuck, but mostly because he does it because that's how he thinks important people like Kings and dignitaries read all of their speeches. And Chris definitely thinks of himself as a very, very important person.

>>83928

Thorg isn't Clyde, fyi.

>>83935
He is the prince of 14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, Virginia and the SOLE creator of Sonichu and Rosechu the electric hedgehog pokemons and all-time Mayor of CWCville. He does deserve the respect afforded to the typical blue blood.

Does anybody else miss the clown shirts and glasses? I sure as hell do.

>>83938
Here, Here

Since Chris was telling the tomgirls about how the Game Place is where they should start looking for information about trolls does he think Thorg and Tito are somehow connected to there?

>>83938

Both have been out of production for years, and the remaining supply was going to deplete sooner or later.

And speaking of his clown shirts, I can understand that a few of them were mainly because his Mom dragged them home from the local Goodwill where they were dropped off, but to this day, THE shirt that makes me go "What in the FUCK were the designers thinking??" is this one, known in the CWCwiki as the "Advice Dog" design. It's like it came from some Somalian sweatshop in an asylum for the criminally insane.

>>83941
Dude, they're gonna get him convinced there's some game store conspiracy against autistics, and that Snyder was the FA assigned to Chris, but that he couldn't handle Chris. So they had to call in professional trolls to harass the fuck out of him.

Endgame is him going to the cops with all this insanity and getting locked up in the autist home. I hope the hell the orderlies are an Italian named Clyde and a black guy named Tito.

>>83933
The grass is always greener on the other side.

>>83942
>It's like it came from some Somalian sweatshop in an asylum for the criminally insane.

You sire have just described /cwc/

>>83942

Much like how people once believed that maggots were spontaneously generated from rotting meat, I am of the firm belief that that shirt was spontaneously generated by the piles of crap clothing at Goodwill. Nobody could have possibly made that shirt, much less intentionally sold it at a store.

>>83942
That's my favorite one, I would wear the shit out of that shirt

>>83944

At least in Bob's POV, The Game Place is Troll HQ, with the secondary mission of giving all the Ruckersville neighborhood kids teh geh.

And in Chris' POV, even Michael Snyder gets his marching orders from the Greene County School Board of 1992 members, whom I wonder are still even serving members on that board anymore.

Does Chris think that even today, though they have long since retired, they are still holding their dark meetings under a full moon at PVCC, conspiring their next moves and sending out secret orders to their troll operatives?

>>83938
Every time I see one of Chris's old videos in the classic red and blue stripes, I sigh nostalgically, remembering good times. In my heart though, I know we will never see the classic Chris-Chan signature shirt ever again. And that makes me sad.

Can't help but wonder what would've resulted if Chris was given a pic of Alog and told he was Tito/Thorg instead

>>83954

I still have a pair of my old circa 1987 glasses sitting in a case in one of my dresser drawers. I've been tempted in getting them out again, pairing them up with a red & blue striped polo shirt, making a Sonichu medallion, and going to Comic Con in CWC cosplay.

Sad thing is, I'd probably just look like just another nerdy spazzo in a sea of nerdy spazzos.

>>83955

I'm sure Tito and Thorg aren't going to be the only trolls who get their dox uncovered by Chris' new army of tranny hackers on estrogen, they might be able to use that for someone else.

>>83953
This brings up a good point actually. How does Chris imagine this conspiracy against him? He obviously believes it's a real thing. What does he like to think this conspiracy is like though? I'm guessing Chris imagines it as like a James Bond villain company. Either that or like the PVCC from Sonichu.

>>83956

Just keep in mind that CWC cosplay only works well if you've got the, um, body for it.

>>83957
>tranny hackers on estrogen

oh my

>>83954
There's a reason for that. Chris has been gaining weight, so it doesn't fit anymore. There was a video from last year where he wore it and it was just about skin tight. Can;t seem to find it though. I think it was during the Jackie saga.

>>83771

Why so slanderous?

>>83771
Also
>Laughed maniacally

>>83955
THIS

>>83956

Kill yourself.

>>83958

Christian believed that 4chan was a worldwide evil organization, mostly because he tries to apply comicbook and cartoon logic to EVERYTHING.

On his lastest videos, is fucking obvious he's trying to behave like a powerful, yet cartoonish tough guy, hence the retarded laughter he cracks at the end of one.

I wonder what could happen if people manages to use his own logic against him and convince him that HE is the bad guy of the story, hence why he always loses and why every bad thing happening to him is not only his own fault mbut his fair punishment as well.

Either Christian would get a fit of tard rage to deny it and cling to his eternal victim routine, or he would accept it and do "evil" things to follow the fucking cartoonish logic that rules his life.

>>83976

>convince him

Good luck with that, period.

>>83956

>>83977

Just show him pics or goofy animu villains, where the bad guy always have at least a couple of young, beautiful and barely clothed girls as his loyal underlings.
Christian will take the bait faster than he could say "DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS!" because this mean "Evil = Willing china"

Shit, probably he would don a crappy villain outfit and then make videos to recruit sexy underlings.

Pic related: a generic dumbass villain and his loyal servants who stick to him no matter how idiotic he may be.

>>83976

That's kind of what we've been doing for years now, Chris is a speshul snowflake and anyone that doesn't give him exactly what he wants or disagrees with him on anything is an evil troll, you can't use his own logic against him to convince him that he's wrong about this, because his thinking is already completely illogical. There is no logic to Chris logic.

>>83983
You say "we" like you've actually done shit.

>>83976
I know it'd never happen, but I find the idea of convincing Chris that he is evil unbelievebly hilarious. I can just picture him in a bright spandex outfit trying to be a supervillain in his captain's logs.

>>83990

>I can just picture him in a bright spandex outfit trying to be a supervillain in his captain's logs.

Or more funny yet, at the Fashion Square Mall, trying to commit SuperDouchebaggery in public.

He'd probably commit evil acts along the lines of Dr. Chaos, until a mall-cop asked him what the hell he was doing, and then he'd just hurriedly leave the mall. Or, alternatively, get into an argument, tardrage, and have to be "escorted" out.

>>83991
Are there any of those "real-life superhero" faggots active in Virginia? Chris and one of them in a slap fight would be awesome.

>>83993

It _would_ be ironic if Chris had to be taken down by Trollbane.

  Well shit, now why would the fuck someone call the cops on Chris? Actually why would anyone think the cops actually care?

Well, I mean.. unless we spun the idea that he was in fact becoming a superHERO. He'd eat that shit up, and his motivations and end results would be the same as a Supervillain.

Most villains think they're he heroes anyway.

>>83999

Christian tried to kill two people he disliked by (attempting) to hit them with his car.
He evaded jail because his geriatric parents bitched and whined, claiming that their little angel was autistic and therefore, not responsible of any of the horible things he did.

Christian has also considerated RAPE at least twice, he stole his parent's credit cards after his own maxed out, took pictures of an underaged girl without her consent, etc.

Tl;dr: Christain Chandler is a fucking monster.

Stop calling Chris Christian, its fucking weird.

>>83999
I'm not sure how I feel about this call. One the one hand, I'd love to see the reaction if cops actually showed up on Chris' doorstep, but on the other hand this can potentially fuck things up.

If you honestly think Chris is a genuine threat to society... well... no. No he isn't.

Has Chris always used the term "cyberbully", or is that just him repeating things he's heard on TV lately?

>>84001
Oh, look, feigned outrage.

>>84001
Have you ever "considerated" the fact that he's not even a menace to society and he's a monster compared to who? Chris isn't a monster he's just a retard. He's just some lonely autistic fuck that people enjoy laughing at. Everything he does is just fucking hilarious.

>>84004

Well, he doesn't have any concept of right or wrong, he only cares about himself, and he doesn't contributes with nothing of value, he only takes everything for granted and whines because he doesn't gets enough free shit.

He's not dangerous as a serial killer, but he's bad news anyways.

>>83999
>>84003
"Video removed by user" -- anybody wanna recap? Another dumbshit kid?

>>84011
Some fag reported Chris for blackmail.

>>84009
>Well, he doesn't have any concept of right or wrong, he only cares about himself, and he doesn't contributes with nothing of value, he only takes everything for granted and whines because he doesn't gets enough free shit.

...Those aspects describe an average American adult.