>>94078
No, what word?

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600

>>94081
About Bob being dead?
>>94082

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Main_Page

confirmed


The end times are near

This is the beginning of the end for Chris and Barb. Holy shit.

>>94082
hes chopping down the internet in heaven now

This is depressing. My best wishes to Barbara and Chris. Honestly.

>>94088
This. The family's fucked.

he's in a better place (there is no afterlife but death is preferrable to living with cwc in a house full of shit)

>>94078
Fuck you /cwc/. Here we have relevant (and sad) information and you make it look like a spam thread.

>Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.

lol.
>He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines; without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.

Did Chris write some of this?


>daughter, Carol Suzanne Chandler, survives.

She's a Doctor...

What happens next?

Oh God Chris, I'm so sorry. Poor guy must be in so much agony right now.

>without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.
they actually put that in his obituary?

>Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler
oh goddamnit

>>94091
Au contraire, people will be so flabbergasted as to what "the word" is, that surely everyone will read this thread and see the news.

So what do you all think happens from now?
Prolonged silence for months/years, the disappearance of Chris altogether, or he'll just crash into slumber, before coming back for another round?

With the trolls ''retiring'' and this I don't think it's looking good for more Chris antics from here on in

>>94095
Yes, they actually put it there. Also SEND MONIES PL0X

  fake and gay

>>94096
honestly when I read the OP and saw the seagull, I thought someone was shitposting an unfunny forced meme from that show chris wrote a skit for

>>94103
and weren't you suprised?

>Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.

That fat fucking faggot fuck failure of a son of his is going to spend that on vidya games!
Except nobody is gonna send any money or flowers. lol

>>94088
Thirding this.

I can only imagine what it's like to go out knowing you have such a bizarre son. I'm sure for an extremely old-fashioned man like him the whole transgender thing was just icing on the cake. I wouldn't be surprised if that put him over the edge.

There was a speculation page on the CWCki a while ago that talked about the possibilities what would happen to Chris if one or both his parents were to die, anyone remember were it was? Might give us some insight as to what happens next.

This... It can't be real, can it?

I just hope the funeral doesn't get in the way of free pancake day!

This... this thing is going to be one of few people at Bob's funeral and this is how it's gonna dress.
RIP, Bob... you deserved much better.

>>94098

Some of the phrasing in the obituary made me wonder if Chris has actually written it. But no; if Chris had written it, the last line would have had his full name. It's kind of fucking sad that I can even think that way right now.

Good night, sweet lumberjack. Wherever you are, I hope it's a better place than the one you left.

>Monticello Memory Gardens in Charlottesville, Virginia, 10 a.m. Monday, September 12, 2011

There ya go, anons. Time and place.
Will any of you be attending?

This isn't real. Anyone can post anything on that legacy site. Also, when you go to the funeral home site, there's nothing about any chandlers in their obit archives. Dude's still alive. Someone is fucking with us.

...Bob ;_;

>>94116

Published in Richmond Times-Dispatch on September 10, 2011

lrn2read

>>94116
I'm starting to think this. The entire obituary was either written by Chris or some Epic Ween fag who looked over some basic CWCki articles...but then again, Chris would be too overwhelmed/hysterical to write something like that.

>>94116
and the cwcki is well known for participating in the trolling of /cwc/ yes?

>>94120
>>94116
I think that you guys are in denial.

R.I.P. Bob. I have no idea how Chris and Barb will be able to cope with this.

How will this affect the chandler household? How will this affect chris?

>>94120

Not that somebody couldn't have paid for it, but it was in their local newspaper today.

It's gonna be really interesting to see what, if anything, happens from here on out.

>>94123
Chris doesn't give a flying fuck.

Bob...

Bob was the only thing keeping Chris from making a complete ass of himself. The sad thing is that now there's nothing really stopping Chris from uploading everything.

I hope the manchild mourns for his father more than he does his dog.
Poor Bob...

>>94123

Chris will play ps3 and Barb will comfort eat herself into a coma

Chris will properly complain that Bob's coffin weigh like, five, ten tons

  Well its been fun but we all knew this day was coming.

Chris was becoming extremely reluctant to use the internet before he was forced back, I think this is the final chapter of all sagas.

It began with an Electric hedgehog, and ended with a microwave pizza. Sweet times.

>>94116

That's my stance for right now as well.

I think it will be in poor taste if trolls decide to record and upload video of the funeral.

>Chris' face when Bob died
>Obligatory stress sigh
>Unpause lil pig blanket too
>play vidya til time to get dressed for funeral(tard shirt and blazer)
>Genuine stress sigh at the inconvenience

>>94129
and then chris won't be able to pay the medical bills, and things will get quiet.

>>94138

where is that picture from?
Can't say I've seen it before, Chris looks different in it somehow

>>94137
I bet he'll wear the same shit from the Ivy video.

RIP BOB YOU WERE A SAINT

THANKS FOR GIVING US CHRIS

>>94119

So someone gave them a fake obit to print, big deal.

Do we have any other confirmation of this?

Also, how legit is the obit? Does it have any info that contradicts the CWCki, or that the CWCki does not have?

Regardless, if this is real I genuinely feel bad for Chris. Holy shit,

and to think the final memories of Chris that Bob took to the grave are of him cross dressing.

They say Bob passed surrounded by family, but I am not so sure that would include Chris, as they know he's retarded and unpredictable . . .

But just imagine. Chris there at Bob's side for his final moments. Think Chris had makeup and a miniskirt on for it?

We should send tons of flowers!
To honor Bob and so that they think twice before asking for money out of this...

I have some extra bucks, I'll be sending some in honor of our lumberjack ~

>>94148
Everything about it seems legit except for the part about plastic funnels, leading people to believe that either Chris wrote it, or some troll wrote it.

>>94135
>Pfft, 86-year-olds never normally die, someone's fucking with us

I wonder what his final words to Chris were?

''Just...why son? Why?''

I felt sorry for Chris and Snorlax until I noticed this.

>Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.

Who the hell puts that in an obituary?

>>94155
This is why I'm unsure as to whether Chris wrote it or not.

>86 years old
>Cancer
>Heart problems so bad feet are bloating
>already had several operations because of heart problems in the past

NO WAY IS THIS GUY DEAD.
FAKE.

>>94155
>Who the hell puts that in an obituary?

Snorlax and Chris-chan.

THE PVCC HAS BEEN HIDING THIS FROM US!

>He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines; without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.

Bullshit, that obit's written by a troll.

>>94153

iirc He called Chris a faggot

>>94152
>>94157

There's been threads about Bob dying for months, it's not really all that inconceivable that it's fake considering how every other one of them was.

>>94158
Touché. That's still horrible to do.

>. In nearly 44 years of life, I have never met a meaner or more reprehensible Republican cur than Bob Chandler. I hope that you will e-mail me when he dies so that I can celebrate.

Anyone tell Cole Smithey yet?

>>94153
or something like this

>>94165
I sent him an email right before I posted the thread, actually. Gonna check if he emailed me back.

lol can you imagine being in the hospital on your death bed and seeing your son standing over you wearing a miniskirt and blouse. Knowing your son is 30 years old and wears a fucking bra with no shame.

Keep on axing, Lumberjack. In the afterlife.

I honestly feel bad for chris. Well... maybe not for chris as much as for bob. Obviously Bob wasn't perfect but it seems like he deserved more than a fat bawwwwtistic crossdressing leech and a blob to spend his final years with.

I guess, at least now all the ChrisxBarb posters will be happy.

Oh great, brace yourselves for people wanting to marry widowed Barb and digging up Bob jokes

>>94174

so im guessing this is legit then?

>>94159
There's no confirmation yet. Too bad anyone that's in contact with Chris irl would probably be lulzing over this thread.

Cole must be pleased.

>>94165

I was thinking about this as well.

I wonder if Cole hates Bob enough to be actually glad about it, or if he'll just say "Oh, yeah? Okay." and go about his business.

Probably the latter.

The guy actually lived a pretty full and relatively accomplished life, he might've been a redneck but he deserved better than to spend his twilight years stuck with Chris.

Well, time to break out my dancing shoes!

>>94176
pretty sure you can't fake that, can you?

>>94149
Chris was probably listening to Hair by Lady Gaga, bouncing around the ICU, Unplugged a couple machines, and when security came to step in he started flailing around and screaming "GET OFF OF ME JERKOPS!!" Bob was probably winning the battle of his life, but the scene just caused him to give up hope and he accepted the cold, bony hand of the grim reaper. Hell, he probably sucked his cock to get him out of there.

This is so bizarre. After years of people joking about Bob dying and now it's (possibly?) finally happened it feels weird.

It definitely reads like a troll or Chris wrote it. Chris probably wrote it and his mom looked it over and edited it. The begging for money got a laugh out of me though

>>94141
"My Daddy, Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. was a good, honest and true man ober dere..."

We might actually see MORE activity from Chris since now a 'major stressor' in his life is gone.

still don't believe he's dead it must be a master troll

>>94196

Actually . . . I was thinking this too. Bob was the disciplinarian in that house. Now there's only Barb, who babies Chris and lets him do what he wants.

Except that I've suspected for a while that if Barb ever had to manage Chris full-time, without Bob to do the heavy work, she'd get tired of him very quickly and get rid of him somehow.

In three months Barb is going to bust into Chris' room and be like "I MET THE MOST WONDERFUL HAWAIIAN MAN"

>>94198
You know, I bet you're right.

>>94094
Sorry to say but I'm pretty sure cwc is only thinking about this for himself, or rather how him losing his father will help him get more gal pals. The real question is this- did he show up to the funeral dressed as a man or a woman?

R.I.P. Bob. He may have had his flaws, but his final years should've been better than what he got.

He's cutting the angels' Internet down now.

Wow, I am totally speechless at the moment! I mean we all know this is coming but it came out of surprise. Well, all I have to say is Rest in Peace for this guy who made us laugh and for being epic when it comes to handling this manchild of his.

Now I wonder how Chris will react?

>>94148

It mentioned Bob's ex-wife's name and David Chandler's wife's name, information that, as far as I know, has never been mentioned by Chris.

>>94206

>Sorry to say but I'm pretty sure cwc is only thinking about this for himself, or rather how him losing his father will help him get more gal pals.

I know it's Chris we're talking about here, and I know he didn't get along all that well with Bob, but come on - the man was still his father.

I don't believe anyone (no, not even Chris) can just shrug off the loss of a parent.

>>94198

While I agree that Bob was the only source of rules in that house, you have to remember he has been REALLY sick for a long time. I don't think he has had any pull over Chris for Months in his condition.

So, if no Bob rules was going to change Chris any, it would have happened already, dead or not.

>Let me know when that fuck Bob finally drops.
~Cole Smithey
>Let me know when that fuck Bob finally drops.
~Cole Smithey
>Let me know when that fuck Bob finally drops.
~Cole Smithey
>Let me know when that fuck Bob finally drops.
~Cole Smithey
>Let me know when that fuck Bob finally drops.
~Cole Smithey
>Let me know when that fuck Bob finally drops.
~Cole Smithey

Come on trolls lets get some confirmation here. You've been in contact with Chris for 2 weeks you've had to have know about this before us.
Tell us something, are you going to stop trolling (I know you were planning on stopping anyway) because right now it seems like the thing to do

>>94212

I'm pretty sure that info is on the CWCki though

They got Bob's mom's maiden name right. I tried doing the CWC family tree a while ago, and it's correct - Holloman.

http://files.usgwarchives.net/tx/tarrant/vitals/births/1927/taradb27.txt

^ ctrl+f it.

Good night sweet lumberjack ;-;.

>>94222
Inner Circle here

The trolls quit, the PCAssassins will take over from here, don't worry.

Asperchu predicted the future..not that it was that hard to predict

Does someone remember that plan to make an arrangement with the mortician and put a voice box inside Bob's throat that just shouts "JULAAAAY"?

>>94226

are they going to communicate with Bob's ghost? Can they videotape the seance for us?

Wow, this is genuinely sad. I feel so sorry for Bob, to have had to die a broken man like that. That family is DONE without him.

>>94229
Thats their problem now, also they got CFA guy doing the Field work too. They hand picked only the finest cream of the crop elite trolls such as A-log, and MIHIvids, I'm sure PVCC has made the right choice.

>In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's e-mails with Vivian Gee and Jackie, Bob has been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiraling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance.

Chris is gonna be penniless within a few weeks.

lol Trolls are now posting comments to the guest book. There's one from Clyde Cash

>>94234

Not if people send enough 'flower money'

>>94232
>PC Assassins
>CFA
>A-log
WHY!

>>94217

You probably have a point--but then again, for the last few months Chris has also been going out in public dressed in drag. We don't know exactly how sick Bob was or for how long, but something tells me if he'd had an ounce of strength in his body, he might have tried to stop the COCKgirl escapades.

>>94232

>cream of the crop elite trolls
>doesn't include JenkinsJinkies

>>94239
>COCKgirl
heheh, nice wordfilter there

http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gsr&GSiman=1&GScid=1981421&GSfn=&GSln=chandler

;_;

"Let it go... my son. Time for you to put aside the Sonichu... and LIVE."

oh man i bet there is gonna be more private pms from dumbasses on the cwcville productions.

Well, all those aspie YouTube commentators who are just as bad as Chris, like A-Log, will have something new to rip him about, I guess.

"HA, YOUR DAD IS DEAD! MINE'S STILL ALIVE!! YOU SUCK!"

>>94242
>Obituary written by son, Christian Weston Chandler; and wife, Barbara Anne Weston Chandler

There ya go.

>>94246

Ding. I knew those random capitalizations looked familiar.

Goddammit, Chris.

>>94242

okay it's def fake now. look at who created that page and look at the comment they left.

>>94246
Yeesh. Now THAT'S tacky.

>>94246

>Created by: sonichufan

yeah okay

>>94243

Deyeah okay hmmmm sure thing dad

*turns on PS3 plays LBP for 12 hours*

THIS IS LIVING

>>94251
Indeed. I call bullshit.

So which of you guys are bad enough dudes to troll Chris?

>>94254

attend funeral dressed as pickle suited niggers

get epic troll cred

>>94253

I still think the original obituary could be real, but that grave site post is bullshit.

Someone just took it and added by Chris and Barb to keep the shitstorm brewing

>>94245
Ha, that's spot-on! God, I actually can't wait for the next A-Log video, now.

I hope Bob gave CWC some sage advice on his deathbed.

>>94259
"Son, I am disappoint."

We all knew Bob was gonna die eventually, but now it just feels odd that it actually happened.

>>94259

"Son...always remember...that if the Green County Board of Health sees those videos, that you put on the damn internet, they could condemn our house, and we would have to...move...out...."

Chris: "NOOOOOOO!"

please embed candle in the wind on front page

tia mods

The PVCC still hid this from us guys! Why is everyone ignoring this!?

>>94151
>>94188
>Everything about it seems legit except for the part about plastic funnels, leading people to believe that either Chris wrote it, or some troll wrote it.

>It definitely reads like a troll or Chris wrote it. Chris probably wrote it and his mom looked it over and edited it. The begging for money got a laugh out of me though

It's not uncommon for family members to submit bits of information about the deceased to the person writing the obituary, and would be less than surprising if Chris chimed in about his father's groundbreaking contributions to the technological community.

>>94268

Exactly.

Chris mentioned Bob's patents when he was having phone sex with Kacey for gods sake.
That he included it in an obituary about the man himself, when his only other achievement in life was helping bring the worlds biggest failure into existence, isn't that unbelievable

>>94265

It seemed to me you lived your life
Like a Klansman in the wind...

http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=76294623

looks like Patti dropped by to pay her respects...

>>94277

Okay, I finally lol'd.

>>94275

We know.

That isn't even the original obituary

Well, it's good to see his memory is being honored.

>>94277
Oh god, people are uploading dirty pictures of Chris.

lol

>>94283
He died on the sixth.

>>94283

according to the obit he died on the 6th

>>94277
jumping fuck, you faggots...

>>94283
he died on the 6th, pretty sure Mic and them knew!

>>94277
Fucking morons. These Epic Ween fags need to stop.

>>94286

what did you expect

...And the page is gone

On the Find-A-Grave site there's now a picture I've never seen before of Bob in a yellow shirt.

>>94291
The CWCki's down, too. O_o

PVCC HID THIS FROM US, JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE!

>>94293

YOU MANIACS

YOU BLEW IT UP

GOD DAMN YOU ALLL

lol its back

Yeah, since the page went down right as I wrote that, I grabbed a screencap with the yellow-shirt pic to see if anyone recognizes it.

It seems like it is real but I really hope it isn't. If it is I hope those EPIC WEEN faggots get made fun of and pestered when their parents die. I mean fuck, come on, show some decency...

>>94298

DEAD BOB.

mfw that cemetery looks a little pricey for the chandlers.

I would have expected them to bury him in a cheap Ruckersville plot

>>94305
Bob was the only smart person in that family. The house is paid off, and I'm sure he used some of that tugboat money to pay off Chris' debt and save some up. I'm also sure that he had life insurance.

>>94305

They likely paid for their burial plots years ago. We southerners are big on burial policies.

rip

>>94307

Gah. If Bob did have a fairly robust savings and life insurance situation, it makes Barb and Chris asking for money and giving him a flowerless funeral even more contemptible.

Sure its tacky to ask for direct money donations to the family and not to a charity, but if someone dies and leaves a family with nothing, I can see it being a necessary evil.

But if Bob left them fairly well set up and they still just said 'give us the money' . . .

I mean when an investment banker calls you slimy and greedy you know you're low.

>>94312

Yeah, it's up on his CWCiki pages as "Younger Father."

>>94297 Really? This has to be the most sensitive time and this jerkoff has the nerve to put Chris' COCKgirls pics on the side?

This has gone down to a new low.

Weird...

Still, the dig up Bob jokes will be fun.

>>94313
Perhaps some distant family members finally confronted Barbara about her hoarding.

>>94317
It's just one of countless "lol so random!" epic ween fags.

>>94317

You can't see it because of cropping but the COCKgirl pic was posted by someone other than whoever set up the page. Same person also posted an avatar of a dog and something like "See you soon, love, Patti Chandler." The whole page was taken down almost immediately after.

appropiate background mods/admin.

Rest in Peace, Bob.

>>94297
EPIC WEEN faggots, show some respect for the dead. Now I feel like an asshole for posting a link to that site.

Between this ans Zyzz...

Our way of life is dying, John...

RIP Bob. You were by all accounts not a great guy, but you deserved better than you got.

This can go either one of two ways for Chris:

1) He stops making videos altogether due to stress/finances/whatever
2) We see a renaissance in terms of Chris uploading more content than ever now the reigns have been cut off

Either way R.I.P Bob, that household is gonna fall apart without him there to keep it under control because we all know Barb won't parent Chris.

RIP Bob.

>>94331
I'm banking on the former. Bob's presence didn't stop Chris from releasing pretty much every single video he ever uploaded.

>(4 September 1927- 6 September 2011 [4])

He died two days after his birthday!

;_;

anyone find it suspicious that the PVCC didn't tell us about Bob's death earlier? Could THEY have killed Bob?

Fuck you all. I'm sending flowers to Cole, David and Carol.

>>94334
That is so sad. It's even sadder to think he might not have been conscious to see his final birthday, as we do not know the circumstances of what happened. ;_;
RIP Bob.

>>94335

I am not an obituarologist (if there's a word for that), but I'm pretty sure that obituaries take about three or four days to write, publish, and then go onto websites like Legacy.com.

And now for the inevitable influx of attempted troll calls to Chris' house using the Bob soundboard.

>>94341
Nothing is worse than insulting a man when he can no longer defend himself.

Good night, sweet lumberjack. You were too good for this world.

(Just kidding, you were a dick)

>>94344
This.

>>94343
*stress sigh*

>>94344
>>94346
Yep, it sure is worse than genocide or torturing infants. Far worse.

>>94338

Funeral arrangements can also take a few days to get in order, although tbh six days between death and burial is a little on the long side.

>>94343
this

>>94348
Pretty sure the OP of that post meant in this situation. Not in the huge generalisation of the history of planet earth.

>>94343
never thought of that. fuck. that would be pretty disturbing

>>94355
Sounds hilarious if done right

>raiding an oldman's funeral
>posting COCKgirl pics in guestbook

Just like how people sneak in the night to take pictures of chris' car, people are going to spray paint pickles or spray JULAY~ on the grave stone.

Stay Classy, shit stains.

Am I the only one who's worried about the funeral? I really don't think it's an appropriate venue to crash or troll; lord knows Chris is a trainwreck but it just seems really disrespectful to the rest of Bob's family that's going to be there. I mean, he has other children. Imagine going to your father's funeral and, through your tears, you see a man in a pickle costume and a voice from your dead father's casket screaming "JULAAAAY"

I just think that, if anyone is going to do any kind of reconnaissance or presence at the funeral (which I'm not even sure is a great plan anyway) that it should be very quiet and respectful. A person has died, after all.

>>94255
>get westboro baptist cred

Well, I'm honestly sad to see him go. It's strange, looking at a man's life from the outisde as we did, It was under peculiar circumstances and some would say sinister motives. Personally it makes me think about how my own life would look if people picked it apart in the same way: now and in the future. Bob had flaws for all to see, but he achieved a fair deal in his life and that seemed to give him comfort. Whether or not I make the same mistakes he did, I hope I can say the same.

R.I.P Bob, you old bastard.

>>94361
I can't recall the thread, but there was 1 time someone was taking pictures of the street, and every new pic would be 1 step closer near the chandler house, the last pic was of Chris' license plate.

yeah, people are faggots like that.

>>94361

Some faggot, did it a year ago, posing drunk in front of Chris's cars with his hairy ass face in full view for everyone. I have no idea if anyone saved those pics, but if they did, it would be exceptionally easy to identify him.

>>94358

No offense, your work has been hilarious, but you are in no position to call people out on their morality

For those of you wondeirng if Chris misses Bob or even cares, I'd like to bring up this little gem from mumble chat 1.

http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Mumble_1
>Chris: Yeah. Oh, And uh, Julie, I know I could take him on he's friggin' 81. But it's like, you know he's my father and I have to respect him. I mean I don't have to love him but I have to respect him.

Considering this was years before the COCKgirl shit, it shows just how little Chris porbably cares. Granted, there was probably some patching in their relationship over these 2 years but what progress was made was probably destroyed by the MY DAD THREW THE FAG CARD AT ME COCKgirl revalation.

Fuck, I hate to say this but Chris might een be happy that Bob has kicked the bucket. No more STARTING MORE ARGUEMENTS THAN FLIES ON A GARBAGE DUMP, the person against his COCKgirl shit the most is gone now, no more fag cards thrown at him, no more tending to his dad's garden and pulling weeds on those HAW HAWT DAYS, no more getting bugged at bob not washing his hands and Chris can cuddle with mommy without any negative reaction from anyone in his house now.

Is anyone gonna go to the funeral service? Without doing any trolling whatsoever, but just to pay their respects?

Farewell sweet bob :(

I honestly think that the cwcki shouldn't post links to Bob's obit or funeral details. Just to limit the number of idiots JULAAAYing up the guestbook etc - no matter how much of an idiot one of his sons turned out to be, there needs to be some respect for a dead old man.

>>94372
>but you are in no position to call people out on their morality

Doesn't mean idk any better.

I wonder what will happen to his record collection... Chris will probably sell it to buy more PS3 games he'll never play, make up and anal beads.

Seems a sad thought.

>>94379

...or link to a fake, fanmade obit or something.

Mods should change the picture up top to Bob, in memorandum.

>>94379
Unfortunately, it is a bit late. I found out via /v/ and there seems to be a /b/ thread up now in 4chan.

>>94382

Yeah fair enough, I'm glad you do

>>94387

Fuck.

>>94390

Shut up, anon, everyone in the world except for Chris has never had any problems or misunderstandings with their father before, or were annoyed about having to go to a funeral. Chris does, so he's worse than Hitler, Stalin, and Pol Pot combined.

>>94390

Chris saying he respects his father out of obligation but doesn't feel love for him, says to me that Chris respects his father out of obligation but doesn't love him, don't know what it translates to in your mind

  In honor of Bob.
When he says Bill just imagine he's saying Bob, u faggots.

>>94395

That could be said for anyone in the world ever, what a shit argument

>>94393
I doubt Chris is actually capable of loving anyone.

Good-night sweet prince.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyMoams7EMw

>>94376

I doubt anyone on here except Gordon Gekko has a proper fitting dark suit and the ability to blend in without raising eyebrows

>>94399
Gordon Gekko, you know what you have to do.

>>94397

Pretty much this. He's likely only going to see this in terms of how it affects his life, not in terms of genuine loss.

atleast Bob is in a place where the PC assassins can't get him.

huh, kind of strange this happening a week after my own dad passed. anyway

i wouldnt be surprised if chris wasnt particularly broken up about this. i mean bob seemed like the only one who ever tried to discipline him in anyway, and also bailed his ass out in the credit card fiasco, so you might have a chris that goes back to uninhibited shopping sprees on the PSN and being able to awkwardly grope his own mother in public without fear of bob stepping in.

>>94399

Its a chandler family funeral. Wearing a suit WILL make you stick out in the crowd.

>>94392
Are you fucking crazy? I hate it when people exaggerate Chris's problems to the point where they make him sound like the devil or something. He's autistic. He was probably pissed at Bob at the time and said "I don't have to love him". Of course you all fucking ran with it and acted like it was a fact. Bob is Chris's father. He loves him. Most people love their parents. Stop being faggots.

I am bit curious. Will he receive a military burial? I forget how the military treats the Korea War since it is technically a UN conflict.

>>94398
Wow. Doing Bob more honour than Chris ever could.
Good work.

>>94403

>on 789chan a week after your dad died

are you related to Chris in some way?

>>94403
OT but sorry to hear about your dad.

>>94408
in general trolls have shown more respect and regard for Bob than Chris ever did

>>94398

May have gotten a little misty at "It was an interesting life I had." Dat past tense.

People get angry and say things they don't mean. Chris might not have loved his father, but I don't think we have enough evidence to say for sure. Everybody "hates" people at times but it doesn't mean they truly hate them but Bob seemed to love Chris.

>>94414
Me too. Nice video.

>>94405
You buttangry?

I wonder what Bob's last words were...

The last thing Bob heard was the PCAssassins...

>>94416

I don't recall Chris ever saying that he hated his father outright, just that he was annoyed. Chris's major flaw with Bob from what I can see was that he cared more about his PS3 or his comics, which can be explained by his autism.

>>94406
He'll get a military burial.

My grandmother died in April (who is 1 year younger than Barb and have the same birthday may I remind you) and we don't care if we receive any money or not since we all care about our grandmother being dead and we feel blessed if somebody gave us their prayers,flowers, and money.

But I don't understand why Barb and Chris would rather have money than having flowers at his funeral. It really shows that these two are greedy motherfuckers.

>>94425
They're just asking for donations... srsly

So can we have an explanation on why we are finding this out 4 days late???

so what are you trolls planning on doing now

>>94405
I would tend to agree except I'm more than sure Chris doesn't give a shit. More freedom, no one to take his SSI now and no one to call him a fag.

>>94427

Because today is the first day the obituary went up.

>>94427

Obituaries take a while to publish. Chris probably wasn't talking to the field agents because of the stress of Bob's last days. That's my uneducated guess anyway.

>>94427
1. The obituary kinda reports on people's deaths like that on later dates.

2. The trolls were likely doing this for cwc's safety due to the uprise in faggots as you can see on the guestbook for example. i'd imagine chris' phone is ringing to death.

>>94428
We.... live our life...

  >>94405
But this is Chris we're talking about.

He doesn't explicitly blame Bob, but remember how he placed particular emphasis on autism being linked to older fathers and not mothers during his "autism tutorial" this year? I'd say the resentment is still there.

Chris will be sad, but it will only be a result of from the people around him cuing him in that he should be sad.

>>94425
my grandma's b-day is sept.4th as well she's 82

Bob will forever live on in all our hearts.


.....and more than likely as a ghost character that Chris will welcome to Cwcville.

>>94436
made me lol

Wait.

When did Bob call Chris a faggot?

>>94436
Chris doesn't draw comics anymore and I'm pretty sure Patti-chan was an invention of Megan's. And when it comes to how Chris comes to terms with his father's death...

I honestly don't think it would be a good idea for the trolls to ask Chris to put up about it

>>94429

Yeah I didn't even think of this until now.

More than likely Barb will make Chris continue to pay the same living expenses Bob did, but if she doesn't . . .

Bob dying will effectively give Chris a 500% raise!

Damn, this has been so fucking crazy. The shit Chris has done, the predicaments he's gotten into, the community that has formed, the people that troll him, it's all completely bizarre. Now that his dad is dead it's all over.

>>94438
read his posts on the COCKgirls forum

>>94438
Chris mentioned it on the COCKgirl forum.

>>94442
>>94443
Oh lawd, these wordfilters...

>>94440

Chris is probably the most depressed he's ever been in his life though. Remember, he had to go on Paxil in high school and when the love quest started... Bob's been with him for almost thirty years now, so it has to be a shock to his little world, no matter how much he actually cared about Bob.

>>94441
it's too early to say if it's over...

I think this is what chris did at Bob's death bed.

>>94439
Wait...you thought i was serious?I know wer all in mourning and all...but lighten up.

>>94442
>>94443

are these up on the cwcwiki?

>>94450
yes

>My mom said "I didn't raise a daughter", and my father threw the damned "fag" card at me.

i bet he made this whole thing up

>>94453
I don't see it being that unbelievable considering Chris was likely dressed in a mini skirt and wearing makeup when Bob said it.

What else would you expect an 80+ year old southern redneck man's reaction to be?

>>94453
I doubt it, I could just hear Barb huffing "Ah dinnin rayse a doughduh", Bob sure as fuck wasn't gonna take kindly to that shit either.

>>94455
>>94456

yeah, i guess he was dumb enough to parade around the house all tarted up rather than keep it to his room

>>94458

doubt it, he might do an update video tho

>>94459
Milking the event for pity and praise

Rest in peace, Bob.

>>94461

exactly

and then he won't even read the comments because of all the dirty trolls

How much you bet that Chris will blame the greene county school board for this?

I wonder how Chris will react. A video? Return to the comic since it seemed to be his primary way of dealing with things back in the day? Mention it as an aside in his next "calling out" video? Not say anything and carry on with his videos like it never happened? Crash into slumber? Leave the internet forever?

>>94468
We're probably back in dry spell mode. I don't know whether Chris genuinely cares or not, but even if he doesn't I bet he'd use it as an excuse to stay off the Internet.

If we're lucky he might do a tribute video before he leaves.

>>94472
If he does a video the Chris community on the whole wold have to exhibit an incredible show of unity and restraint and give him nothing but praise and positive attention for the video, which is what he started making videos for int he first place.

Then he'll be back and gradually, things can start to go wrong again but he'll have enough hope to keep making new videos int he hopes they will also give him that praise he craves.

Not going to happen though. Not a chance the community could pull it off.

Bob's in heaven, all's right in this world

Bob is probably on his way to hell right now

RIP Bob, we hardly knew ye.

10/10 troll

>>94133
ha!

This will undoubtedly change Chris. He may have been able to shake off the deaths of those far away from him. But his father spent his entire life with him. Even the most autistic of children recognize when they stop seeing there father.

Do you think Chris has cried/is crying/will cry genuine tears? We've seen him "cry" and act sad many times already, but I don't think I've ever seen him express real grief regarding something appropriate.

  R.I.P. Mr.Candler

>>94492

Chris doesn't really have anything left that makes him generally happy except for PS3 and his COCKgirl stuff... and I don't see the COCKgirl phased lasting any longer, since it will most likely remind Chris of Bob calling him a faggot. Unless Chris has enough video games to keep his mind off of Bob, he'll probably be the most depressed in his left soon.

That is unless he isn't already now... just let it sink in all the way first.

>>94496

I have a feeling a LOT of video games are going to be bought

Gordon Gekko stock tip of the day: Sony

>>94498
That's what I thought too. Anybody who makes monetary donations as requested might as well send Chris a gift basket of vidya.

>>94499
In lieu of flowers please send Playstation Network Cards.

I've always loved Bob, I just thought he seemed like a rather sweet (if horribly racist) old man, faced with a son two social generations ahead of him whose behaviour he found utterly incomprehensible and profoundly disappointing.

I might send flowers anyway.

That monetary gift thing is just weird. I've seen obituaries where the family will ask for "donations" in lieu of flowers in situations where they can't cover funeral costs. Usually the people who give the donations know the family's financial situation and are pretty understanding.

But it just seems to me that the Chandlers would have some sort of burial policy in place. Bob and Barb are both older people, not in very good health, and the only child that still speaks to them isn't mentally equipped to deal with those kinds of arrangements. Plus Bob's ex-military, which usually provides funeral services for vets, and both he and Barb retired from jobs that seem likely to provide pretty good retirement benefits. So what gives?

>>94505
Haha sending flowers anyway would be the best way to both honor Bob and screw Chris and Snorlax at the same time.

Happy birthday to me.

>>94507
This.

>>94513
That isn't trolling. I actually liked Bob. I'll send flowers.

In fact, I suggest we all send flowers. Let Chris and Barb know that we loved Bob like a father.

>>94508
This.

>>94518
Bob loved gardening and daylilly flowers

Those greedy fucks trying to pocket the flower money from his funeral. I agree sending flowers isn't trolling Bob, but it is trolling Chris and Barb.

>>94527

It's Barb. Everything you read about her, from what happened to Cole to how she met Bob drunk at a bar - will tell you that she is the real psychopath on 14 Branchland Ct. Every negative trait Chris has he got from Snorlax.

>>94527
Some really pretty lilies in this one. Bob would have loved it.

http://www.charlottesvilleflowerman.com/charlottesville-flowers/basket-of-memories-372973p.asp?rcid=searchresult&point=1

>>94527
He liked day lilies? Those are quite inexpensive.

Day lilies in memory of Bob, it is.

>>94530
If I had money I would definitely send that.

Well, I have mixed feelings.
On this hand, I feel sad because Bob was a person, after all. On the other hand, I think death was a relief for him, and he's now free of the hell that was his life thanks to Chris, Barb and Bob himself.

I wonder what is Chris doing now. Is he feeling anything at all, or is he playing videogames and leaving all the legal paperwork to barb?

>sending flowers to commemorate the father of a lolcow, you only know tenuously through his sparse, infrequent, appearances in the lolcows sagas

oh boy

>>94535
>Liking a TV character you only see on-screen for at best 5 minutes a week

oh boy

>>94507 isn't trolling.
Trolling would be sending edible arrangements made out of pickles and dill with a banner that says - Beloved Lumberjack, from JULAY.

Bob gave us some great laughs when he was recorded disciplining Chris in the infamous I'm Cutting It Down and THAT IS MY HOUSE. Not all the parenting decisions he made were good ones, but at least it was leagues better than Barblax's coddling.

Personally, I don't get the people who idolize Bob, nor do I get the people who hate him. Bob definitely had his personality flaws, but at the same time he seemed quite likeable for a Southerner. If we were two strangers with a long wait at a bus stop, I probably would've had a pleasant chat with a nice elderly Southern man. RIP.

anyone call Cole yet?

>>94535
Bob was more of a man than you will ever be.

>>94537

I'm not pathetic enough to start spending money by sending the actor/actress behind the character stuff though.

Bob dying is very sad news I agree, but the people sending flowers have more money than sense

>>94540
>Your subtle plan isn't trolling. It would be much better to have a giant banner with JULAY on it and make Chris look at pickles! LULZ!!!
You forgot the part where you marry Barb and roll Chris off a bridge.

>>94544

Well, I agree that it takes balls of chromed steel to raise a son like Chris.
Any of us would have sent him to a madhouse years ago, and then move to a different state to start a new life there.

>>94545
I can understand your perspective, and I'm certainly not going to send him anything.
That said, the difference is that the "actor" is a real guy and you're sending the character stuff just as much as the actor. If people are nearby and have a couple bucks, I'm not going to object to them sending flowers. Anything as long as it isn't laptops or money.

>>94552
Agreed.

Sending a laptop = obviously enabling Chris.
Sending money = enabling Barb.
Sending flowers = remembering Bob.

>>94557
I doubt they'll even realise.
It's a subtle jab, doing something they asked people to consider not doing, not sending them pictures of Bob shooped naked.
>OH FUCK, ALL THESE PEOPLE SENT FLOWERS TO YOUR FATHER'S FUNERAL! I AM SO FRUSTRATED!

>>94557
> You know what Bob would've wanted?
A son with a job? A wife who wouldn't hoard? Your Internet cut down?

>>94084
Rather fitting.

>>94547

Way to completely miss the point.

>>94406

If the family opts to request it then, yes, he will. If you served in the military you get one, regardless of if you served during wartime or not, just as long as you were honorably discharged.

Praise lord Dagon for the return of the name field!

>>94541

Near the top of the thread, someone who may have been OP said that he'd emailed Cole after posting the news. No word yet on Cole's response.

>>94505
More like one generation.
Chris is very much not with the norms of his generation.

This could FINALLY drive him to write more Sonichu!

>>94580
Typically he always writes when he has some big stress on his daily life, as escapism. What's bigger than your dad dying?

Bob died well after living a long life full of accomplishments, surrounded by loved ones. Chris will not be so lucky.

>>94576

If anything this is just going to depress him and push him even further away than he was before in drawing sonichu.

You Sonichu fanboys just need to face facts, drawn Sonichu is over.

Chris could loose both his hands and you guys would be convinced it was enough to kickstart a Sonichu resurgence, drawn using a pencil taped to his dick

I'm actually kind of sad. I wonder what will happen now.

RIP Bob

>>94570
I'm the one who turned it back on.

Don't push it, fucker.

I hope this means that we can get a video of Chris outing Bob's killer. I love these outing vids.

I feel bad I that I don't feel bad he is dead , I guess its like when you hear a celebrity died, it doesn't really affect you, but you know you should feel bad about it.

Why do so many people here think Chris doesn't give a shit about Bob dying?

Christ, Chris may be autistic but he still has emotions. Remember when he crashed into slumber after finding out one of his internet girlfriends was fake and they broke up? He was lying on his couch struggling to get words out. Or how about the time he sat in the dark almost crying because he realised he had tickets to some event but no-one to go with?

The man's father just died. Some spergs more autistic than Chris are trying to use a single quote to prove Chris didn't love Bob but no matter what Chris felt about Bob it'll still be a huge change to his lifestyle to not have him around anymore and autistics most of all hate change.

>>94598
Agreeance. Barb may be a lazy, bitchy Snorlax, but that doesn't mean she's dumb.

I think one of her primary motivations for her mentioning monetary donations in the obituary is her realization at how fucked over they are now that Bob's no longer around.

I wonder if Barb will try tell Chris that he's the man of the house now and has to take care of her?

>>94606
Does she collect a pension? I don't know if Virginia Power is a public or private entity, and that usually is a good indicator of a pension, if it is private, they could have offered a lump-sum in exchange for the pension, as in the last 20-30 years private sector has left the pension model. If she doesn't have a pension they are monumentally fucked.

Anyone noticed how Bob died in the same hospital Chris was born in?

There's something symbolic about that.

>>94612
Barb has a pension, but it isn't nearly as generous as a military pension is.

>>94613
That Bob died with Chris' birth? Yeah, I know.

  >>94613

So wev lost Bob and The actor who played Uncle Ben.

Now wel never know how to use great power to cut the internet down

>>94626
Take my hand chris

>>94613
>"Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler."

Although I don't doubt for a minute that this is a white-trash money-grabbing maneuver, it's not that odd to see families, especially poorer ones, asking for money instead of flowers. Although usually it's along the lines of "In an expression of sympathy, monetary contributions may be made to members of Robert's family." It's still begging, but it's the difference between begging for spare change and sucking dick for crack: one still has some semblance of self respect left. Just now a lot.

RIP IN PEACE

You know whats sad, I think the people who bullied his son care more about his death than anyone in his community or his own wife and children do

Didn't I read somewhere that bob and barb didn't even talk anymore and slept in separate rooms

  He's choppin down angels now.

Yeah, rip.

wouldnt it be funny if bob wasnt dead and this happens at the funeral?

>>94651
For the longest time it's been know that da trolls cared more about Bob than Chris or Barb.

When posting, I got the idea that Jesus is showing Bob in heaven how people feel about him dying, and now he is watching us all troll him post-humorously

He's watching you, like, right now , lol

>>94667
>post-humorously
>post-humorously
>post-humorously

.....that does not even DESERVE a captain's log!

I like Bob.

Regardless of what anyone says, he did what he thought was right for his son. He's made mistakes but seriously, he encouraged Chris to get a degree that would help him get a job but it was Chris's fault that he was unhirable. Bob later gave Chris a break and got him on social security but in the end Chris couldn't take up a part time job at a mcdonalds and failed again.

He might have done something wrong to Cole to get that much resentment from him but overall he seemed like a pretty good father.

I'd really love to know what Cole's reaction is, moreso I'd like to know just what Bob did to make him so hateful.

>>94679
Be good ol' racist, redneck Bob?

>>94094
What? He's probably playing PS3 and shitting himself. The only pain he'll be feeling is once he's unable to get more downloads. He can't realize any of that now.

You people do realize Bob is an ignorant redneck who contributed a lot to the autistic mess that is today Chris, right?

>>94405
>>94094
Why do so many people think Chris cares? When has Chris cared about anything other than Chris? If anything, he's only gonna care about Bob if it gets Chris pity. Yes, he's autistic, and a self-obsessed asshole. He also fails at empathy of any kind. When his next video comes around, he's not gonna (really) cry, he's gonna use Bob to his advantage.

>>94605
Three words: Free Pancake Day

>>94605
Kacey, Aunt Corrina, Ryan Cash, Mike Jackson. Any of these mean anything, newfag?

I didn't believe it at first and then I read it and was like, "Duuuuude he died on 9/11". . . then I checked the date and was like "Oh wait. Damn. Nevermind it would have been AWESOME if he died on 9/11"

SERIOUSLY! It would have.


Either way I guess here is my little speech for his him.

Bob was a father. Not only was he a father but he was old school. That was good. His life sucked and would have probably been pretty damn kick ass if he didn't have Barb and Chris. That blows. He made plastic. Without him we would wouldn't have rebok sneakers or hover boards or power lacing or trash bags. That's true. I read it on a flag once.

Bob probably is punching babies square in their faces all over Heaven. That's right he is in heaven. Nowhere else. Probably patenting more stuff in heaven. Like plastic halos and plastic wings. They need more of those.

Bob probably smelled like an old man. But he made it charming.

Thank you.

*steps down from the podium and lays a mournful MANLY axe on Bob*

>>94698
kacey didn't die

chris cared about aunt corina. the pancake remark seemed to be an overreaction on /cwc/'s part. it came off more as "one more thing to worry about" for me.

ryan cash was clyde's brother and chris had almost no contact with him nor did he know who he looked like. i don't blame him for not caring. would you care if some nobody died a couple states away? not to mention clyde tormented chris so he probably thought it was a way to get even.

chris and mike only exchanged like what 4 posts? i think it had more to do with the fact that chris was being bombarded with troll mails so he just stamped a "k thx" on all of his responses without reading about them

>>94712

Twould be easy to just taunt him over his fathers death. Telling him how he caused it. His faggotry with the cross dressing. How he actually likes pickles. Hurt him deep.

>>94712
Wow.... mind posting some quotes? How bad is he doing?

>>94714
Twould be an unfunny dickmove, too. I don't get why people want to hurt chris for no reason like that.

If Bobs death is not enough to abandon trolling mid saga... then what is? You fucks are truly sick. When you see what BlueSpike looks like, that braced mouth little psychotic nutjob Peter Gritsch / Waymuu, you realize that's probably what the rest of PVCC looks like IRL. A club of psychotics, emotionless stalkers and future serial killers. That Sonichu Ohio con panel was also a good indicator. That creepy faggot wearing a blue hood probably has 3 people tied in his basement.

>>94720
Are you really surprised that most of us are creeps?

>>94722
Well, PVCC apparently knows how bad chris is doing. Here, we can only guess.

Is it me, or you can't comment on the Obituary page anymore? (last I saw it, it had 76 comments...)

>>94587
I was covering the first day of a local comic-con, when I decided to browse /cwc/ on my phone, when I found this. At first, I shocked and in disbelief, since shitposts about Robert being dead have been posted before. Robert's obituary (despite how it was written) did me in and although my first day at the comic-con was kick-ass, I was sad for the loss of Robert. Chris's end is nigh, my friends. It's only a matter of time until Chris becomes Virginia's problem because when Barbara, whose health is also failing goes. Chris will be forever alone, blaming his parents' advanced ages being the cause of their age, and it'll be just as tactless as his "Autism Tutorial" LittleBIGPlanet segments. Fuck, I wish Chris had taken Robert's place.

>>blaming his parents' advanced ages being the cause of their age

To be fair, he'd probably be right about that.

Just found out today about this.

Rest in peace, Bob.

>>94730
>Chris being upset about it

He a) doesn't care, or, b) doesn't care and thinks he's gonna come back, like in earlier mentions of death. People who think he's gonna be upset should really check out the Chris and Death article on CWCki. Been seeing a lot of dumb "CHRIS MUST BE DEVASTATED" posts that are not referring to his PS3.

>>94737

oh my god, shut the fuck up. all because you read a fucking article on a god damn wiki chronicling an autistic manchild doesn't give you any insight as to how chris is taking this.

you're fucking pathetic.

I have a feeling that this is the last we'll see of Chris. This was a complete game-changer.

>>94739

Everything eventually must come to an end.

>>94405
why did you have to post that picture? ;___;

>>94737
>People who think he's gonna be upset should really check out the Chris and Death article on CWCki

>taking any of the CWCki's unreliable, unfunny editorials/speculation seriously

>laughingWhores.docx

>>94744
Whatever happens, we're never going to see "classic" Chris again. It's kind of odd how people thought that COCKgirl Chris was as far as this was going to get. Now that Chris is being forced to "grow up", I think things will never change.

>>94748
>savor every delicious moment of it
You're probably one of those people who thinks Chris is "truly evil" and a criminal who tried to RUN OVER MICHAEL SNYDER AND TAKE PICTURES OF HIS DAUGHTER AND HE'S A PEDOPHILE NO ONE IS WORSE THAN CHRISSY

also, you probably call him Chrissy

Does this mean that people will eventually come to the house? People would probably come over to give them food, talk or even do shit for them since someone died. The house is filled with boxes, trash, cat shit and Godbear knows what else.

>>94748
Exactly. PVCC, release the chatlogs. Until then we can only assume that chris doesn't care about his dad's death.

>>94753
This. There's no sense in NOT. If anything, this is probably the biggest event in Chris's life.

>>94744

>barb will finally have to make the choice of either having him committed or otherwise sent off before his selfish behavior causes the house to get foreclosed and they both end up in the street.

No, for fuck's sake, when will you guys learn it doesn't work that way? You can't just have someone committed unless they try to hurt themselves/someone else or someone has power of attorney over them, the latter of which could only be obtained if Chris voluntarily gave it to Barb or she at some point decided to try and have him declared incompetent. That would involve doctors, court proceedings, money, and time. Being a colossal fuck-up and making terrible choices doesn't auCOCKatically make a person incompetent.

tl;dr nobody knows the fuck they're talking about and your speculation is worthless.

>>94601
I actually feel this more than I did when Billy Mays or MJ died.

I think what makes this event so sad is that there is no chance at all that Bob was peaceful. Right before he passed, he probably reflected on how his wife let herself go, his son becoming a social pariah-turned-transvestite, and his home becoming a pile of filth.

I bet the last thing that went through Bob's mind was toddler-aged Chris, and the question of how things could go so wrong.

>>94750
Jesus Christ, we haven't seen classic Chris since Jackie.

Also, though you should call off the planned trolling, this may be the biggest, most interesting event to hit Chris. I would love it if he could still be monitored to see how Chris' life changes, because it will. This is going to be the biggest chunk of reality for Chris financially.

PVCC needs to release the chat logs.

I wonder if Barb is going to have another bout of suicidal thoughts? I remember not too long ago just after Chris stole his parents credit card and racked up all that debt she threatened suicide. Now look at her life. She still has all that debt, her son is a mentally incompetent freak who likes to dress like a drag fag, her house is a literal shit hole, and her health is failing as well. What has she got to live for? I'd want to do myself in if I were in her shoes.

>>94758
:(

>>94759

I'm sure trolling is merely on hiatus for a while and will be back in full swing once Chris has gotten over it...so in like a month or so.

>>94765
More like a week.

>>94657
I will never feel sorry for Chris. I truly believe he actually does not care that Bob is dead. To any normal person in this situation, this would be a wake-up call for Chris to finally get his shit together. He should realize that people won't be taking care of him his whole life. Being Chris, though, this won't be a wake-up call. This will be an excuse to further do nothing. Instead of getting a job, like he is capable of doing, he will ask people for money. I'm sure his mother will demand he get a job now, but I'm sure he won't. I don't feel sorry for Chris for his father dying. I feel sorry for his mother.
I would send flowers, but knowing that house, it would probably be a health hazard. The dead flowers would probably remain in sludgy water for months before being thrown out, if at all.

>>94763
what? i don't remember this. she threatened chris with suicide?

Why would you feel sorry for his mother? Have you even read the article about her? She is also responsible for turning Chris into what he is.

This is likely the last we will ever hear of Chris, people are way too optimistic to think Barb is going to let him keep all the money, she's going to keep it all for herself and shut off the internet to save money since she doesn't have a use for it

I was actually sad to hear the news. Bob seemed like a flawed man, but a fundamentally good one. And to be honest, I feel bad for Chris today. Yeah, I've read the Chris and death article. Whatever. He's a dumb guy and dumb guys say dumb things. But what he's going through right now is legitimately awful, and I wish he and Barbara nothing but the best.

Rest in peace Robert Chandler.

Don't really feel bad for Bob, death was sweet release.