Holy shit, it's gone!

:(

  Yes!

YES!

confirmed for deleted, not sure why though.
I can post an archive after I remove the IPs.

>JustineRPG
>Justine

Could've been because it had so many posts.

I was just wondering the same thing. This show must go on, he's super entertaining.

Ah man, I bet right now he has like fifty more facebook posts about eating his dragon wife's shit.

Is this the new JustinRPG thread?
Because there are some more friends-only videos he's posted on Facebook.
Specifically, one where he's petting a cat and says "Kitty, kitty" over and over again. It reminds me of Timbox's Lucy Liu video.

  >>132187

>>132222
Obtain them for us at once.

>>132228
Since the videos are friends-only, I can't get any of the online video downloading services to work.

Does anyone have a solution?

Really, only one of the videos is worth watching.

lol

>>132238
I mean, I guess you could use something to tape the screen playingthe video. It'd be shitty as hell, but you've piqued my curiosity.

>>132241

How is it false?

>>132186
So, any progress with that? That thread was fantastic. I thought it would get archived for sure.

>>132238
I just googled "how to download facebook video" and I got a few results. I have no idea how they work, but it's worth a try.
1. http://www.downfacebook.com/
2. http://www.facebookvideodown.com/
3. How to use the one above: http://hellboundbloggers.com/2010/07/25/download-facebook-videos/

:D Hope it works out!

>>132256
Like I said, those downloading services don't work because the video is friends-only.
The sites' solution is to ask the owner of the video to change the status to public. lol okay

>>132257
herp didn't look too closely. you can't copy the link address though? :O I'm not sure how facebook video works though. It's weird that you can't even copy the link address for it... I guess you could use a screen recorder? I've heard good things about camstudio.

>>132257
Shouldn't something like video downloadhelper be able to download (really copy the temp flv or mov or mp4 or whatever) it without having to go through some stupid 3rd party?

If that fails, just find another way to capture the stream instead of trying to have someone else (the download sites) do your dirty work for you.

>>132238
how bout recording it with camtasia or other screen capture sofware. It works for LPs, and the quality'd be better than if you recorded it with a RL cam.

>>132296
This would be the best option. Play the video, record the thing, then post it on ze tubes, or share it around here if you aren't certain Justin can find out you're leaking his friends-only stuff.

>>132238
Get a screencap video recorder or just a camera and film the screen.

You could try either downloadhelper or downthemall. I forget which it was, but there was a program for firefox that popped up a little icon whenever anything downloadable was loading on a page.

It would be as simple as clicking play, then quickly clicking the icon and selecting the proper file (usually saves as .flv) and clicking to download it before the video finishes loading on the page.

At least, that's how I used to download po- er, youtube clips.

Never checked the JustineRPG thread. Anyone give me a quick summary?

>>132414
Sure.

It appalls me that this guy is from the same town as I am.

At least with Chris I have a few hundred miles of distance from him.

>>132418

Zomg mayeb ysou cango take picteurs as a FEISLD AGENt!!1 maybe PVCC wilk pay u for it tHHAT WOULD BE EPUN WEIIIIN LULZ MOLTRAAAAYS.

No, but really, you shouldn't say things like that. It's not relevant to the topic at hand that he lives in your town unless you've actually interacted with him at some point in your life, or at least have a story to share. Otherwise, you're just reaching for attention. I know I'm not contributing anything but raeg, but /cwc/ thrives on it anyway.

In other news, has anyone seen him online lately? I was somehow under the impression he knew he was being watched, and DFE. Am I thinking of a different lolcow? I can't remember his tumblr or photobucket or wherever he posts his BEAUTIFUL OUTSIDER ART and I don't give enough of a fuck to look it up on my own. /r/ link, plox. It would be greatly appreciated.

>>132419
It's perfectly relevant to the topic at hand. This board is for the discussion of lolcows last time I checked.

Just because I feel appalled that someone like this lives so close does not mean I am a field agent.

I'm sure there are a lot of other people from my region on this board who feel the same way about this awful excuse for a human being.

>>132418

Just when you thought you were safe, huh? Crazy to imagine being so close to someone like that. Have to wonder, do you know the place that he was meowing karaoke in during that vid of his?

And it's related to topic at hand, no clue why >>132419 even countered that (then requested stuff as if doing that is any more related), hilarious image or not.

>>132241
> Apparently I am all over a website dedicated to trolling people!!!

>>132238
repostan
>http://www.downloadhelper.net/

One day, Justin Coolidge was walking in the jungle and he found a remote like object on the ground with one button on it. Curious, Justin pushes the button, then before Justin Coolidge realizes it, he is shrunk down to an inch tall.
Justin Coolidge hears a booming voice that says, "my experiment is almost complete, I have shrunken my first human ha ha ha ha ha, now time to get my orange bengal tiger ready"
Justin Coolidge is picked up by the person who’s voice he heard. It was a female human.
Justin asks "who are you, and what are you going to do with me?"
"my name is Jenna Russell and I will let the orange bengal tiger decide what to do with you, but first I am going to put you in a cup"
Jenna then puts Justin Coolidge into a glass, and Jenna takes off all her clothes and squats down above the glass with her vagina about 6 inches above the glass.
Jenna then pees in the glass.
"Help!" Justin Coolidge yells. Justin Coolidge closes his eyes as the glass fills with urine. Upon opening his eyes, Justin Coolidge notices that he is floating with only his head above the urine. Justin then looks up and is disappointed because he cannot get to the top. after about an hour of Justin Coolidge being in the glass of urine, Jenna Russell then takes Justin Coolidge out of the glass, and says "now, lick my vagina until I say stop"."
Justin Coolidge then says, "but I'm only an inch tall, your vagina is three times the size of me"
"I don't care," Jenna Russell says. Justin Coolidge starts to lick jenna's vagina. after an hour Jenna russell allows Justin to stop.
Then a girl named Kayla Klotch walks in and says "here is your orange bengal tiger." Jenna Russell then says "finally my plan can start."
Kayla asks, "can I mess with the shrunken man, first?" Jenna allows. Kayla then sticks Justin Coolidge up her vagina. Jenna and Kayla sit down to a game of Texas hold em Poker. after 2 hours, Kayla grabs Justin out of her vagina.
Jenna Russell and Kayla says together "time for the orange Bengal Tiger to do her work, Ha ha ha ha ha."
Kayla asks "may I do the honor?" Jenna allows.
Kayla then takes Justin Coolidge and puts him in the orange Bengal tiger's vagina while Justin Says, " don't put me there!"
Kayla says, "too late!" then Heather Strouse comes in with a male orange bengal tiger.
Jenna Russell says to Kayla Klotch and Heather Strouse, "you thinking what I'm thinking?, let's make the two orange bengal tigers have sexual intercourse."
All three girls say "yes!!", the male orange bengal tiger is brought to the female orange bengal tiger, the male orange bengal tiger is attracted and mates with the female.
Justin Coolidge inside the female orange bengal tiger's vagina feels the male tiger's penis, "Shit, Why is this happening to me? This is not nessessary!"
Moments later Justin Coolidge is swimming in the male orange Bengal Tiger's semen. upset, but cannot do a thing about it. The two orange bengal tigers mate for about an hour, then the male orange bengal tiger takes his penis out of the female orange bengal tiger's vagina, Justin Coolidge falls out of the tiger's pussy in the process. Jenna Russell picks Justin Coolidge up.
Justin asks, "can i go home now?" Jenna says, "no, I have another plan for you!"
Justin says, "oh no!"
Then Heather Strouse asks, "may I?"
Jenna allows. Heather Strouse then puts Justin Coolidge in the female orange bengal Tiger's mouth, the bengal tiger swallows Justin Coolidge whole. Justin inside the orange bengal tiger's stomach screaming and hollering but no one can hear Justin. a few hours later the orange bengal tiger's digestive juices start doing their work, digesting Justin Coolidge alive, after another hour Justin Coolidge is fully digested And leaves the stomach, on through the liver, into the small intestine and into the large intestine, then the orange bengal tiger poops out what's left of Justin's remains, his bones covered in poop.

>>132528
>Justin Coolidge was walking when Justin Coolidge saw something and then Justin Coolidge Justin Coolidge Justin Coolidge Justin Coolidge.
>Justin Coolidge Justin Coolidge Justin Coolidge.
>Justin Coolidge Jenna Russell Justin Coolidge Jenna Russell.

(At first I thought you were just fucking with us, but a quick google seach with the first sentence told me otherwise.)

  >>132534
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>>132528

>Kayla then sticks Justin Coolidge up her vagina. Jenna and Kayla sit down to a game of Texas hold em Poker.

I can't stop laughing at this part.

>>132528

Do the people that he mentions in the story actually exist?

If so, it might be funny to link them to the story Justin wrote about them.

>>132556

Samefag here. Did a google search on the story.

http://76.73.5.114/forum/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=22451

>>i wrote my first vore story, since i didn't get a response on my tiger story request. I decided to attempt to make one myself, the story is about me (justin Coolidge) the girls names are my old high school girlfriends (before I graduated) and is written in third person,

>>132561
Did he really have girlfriends, or is he talking like Chris and he means "friends that are girls"?

>>132562

Which do you think.
Seriously.

>>132556
Going by Facebook, I don't think any of them are still in contact, unless they've gotten married and changed their last name. I think I *might* have found the Heather he's talking about but I don't really see the point in messaging a complete stranger and being like "hey this retarded guy you might vaguely remember from high school wrote a really gross story about you lololol". Especially if it's not actually her.

HAHAHA_OH_WOW.jpg

>>132570
fix'd

>>132556
And creep them out and lead them to lasting feelings of disgust, self-loathing and insecurity?

Sounds good bro, get on it for great justice!

>>132257

Use Realplayer or the youtube downloader from Free Studio, they rip youtube vids well.

>>132573
this image is so creepy hes like 30+ and his g/f still looks like a teen... and he didn't think this picture would make him look like a pedo at all? lol

  >>132579
The video is what would happen to them.

>>132596
Plus he's obsessed with Shit.

Guize, I think Justin is turning into Nick Bate

>>132601
what the fhtagn?

>>132601
>Take one look at a Lovecraftian Cosmic god
>eyes explode

Yeah, that seems about right.

>>132601
Did you see that on /x/ too? I always wonder how much cross-over that place has with /cwc/.

>>132667
Actually it's the other way around. I created that thread on /x/ after I saw the video here.

>>132668

>>132601
Here's a scary thought:People are going to go in that pool room later. They'll never see it coming.

>>132573

>>132256
RealPlayer's flash video downloader for Firefox should do the trick.

Okay, enough Lovecraft sper­ging, lets get back on topic.

Facebook and MySpace for the lazy:

http://facebook.com/Justin.the.Moltres.rider

http://www.myspace.com/justinrpg

>>132823

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/justinrpg/

https://inkbunny.net/justinrpg

http://www.youtube.com/user/Justinrpg

  ohjesusfuckingchristwhatamihearing

>>132832
Ok , lets get some pickle suits and go Christmas Caroling everyone ! We got a song.

  >TIME TO TAKE MY ANGER OUT ON SOME MORE ANNIHILATING HUMANS WITH A RESHIRAM!!!!

>The EPIC Battle between the High-Functioning Autistic Warrior who was only searching for TRUE LOVE, and the EVIL WITCH of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens who previously SHATTERED HIS HEART AND SOUL by making it OBVIOUS that it was ILLEGAL to have a Sweetheart of the opposite gender in Virginia... "VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS!"

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5939012/

I'm so sorry 789

I'm so so sorry

>>132890
Well, if I'm ever a serial killer, I know what the soundtrack will be while I hunt my victims.

>>132890
This is like a song they would play at an insane furry rave party in hell

>>132890

I really want to know what it sounds like to Justin.

>>132923
I'm kind of drunk right now but for a second I thought I saw Rosechu in the middle of that.

>>132890

what what what what what what

>>132890

I just tore out my ballsac

Thanks 789chan

Does anybody here listen to the Residents?
Because I could imagine that being on a Residents album.

>>132890
I was able to stand the full version of "I am James" and the music from The Demon Rush but this is just too much for me.

>>132890

CHERRY VENUS

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5925832/ I love to ride moltres aaaall night long riding moltres is my transportation

>>132254
the archive is posted on /L/, since that board allows zip files.

>>133002 another one, I think it's even better.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5952398/ I'm addicted to the pokemon Reshiram, oh yes, reshiram.

It gets so much better (?) as it goes on. Highlight at 3:11: if I don't have something to do with Reshiram in a hour I go through withdrawals thats how much I like...thats how much I'm addicted to the Pokemon Reshiram, Reshiram.

>>133008

I'm really considering putting these three songs on a loop and going to sleep.

Is he still reacting to Facebook trolls ? Haven't seen any post of that yet except for the one near start of the thread

>>132890
Yup. Say goodbye to sleep for the next 5 years.

>>133080
Yeah, this, and how are things going on the new Reshiram account?

>>133029
That's very dangerous. Be careful.

Chris chan has a Frank Sinatra or Bing Crosby flavor compared to Justin.

Here's one he uploaded 13 hours ago.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6947346/

>>133225
I'm waiting for one of you to make an account and look "legit" and be his number one fan and request songs. Although I'm kinda feeling like http://www.furaffinity.net/user/zekromsbabe/ might be uh... "on our team"?
He's also taking requests kind of. http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2954039/

Why don't I do it? Because I'd like to sit back and see this saga un-FUR-l into the splattered bird feces that it is encompassed by. I might drawfag it up at some point for rage instigation, but we'll see if that's ever needed.

>>133235
Draw Reshiram cheating on him with his pastor.

>>133225
That fucking retard logic

Playing the resihirim sound effect over other songs = wonderful music

>>132416
I hope no attempts have been made to show this to his friends/family.

>>132890
My God... what the fuck was that? I... I... that was like something out of a shitty creepypasta.

>>133000
BROOKS CRACKTACKLE

>>132890
Terrifying homosexual deviantry, or a brilliant piece of outsider music?

>>133000
>>133314
Oh god the memories....
I love you guys.

>>132890

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux3AAdyKdRo

Don't stop believing, as sung by justinrpg.
note: all lyrics are meowed.

>>133388
>note: all lyrics are meowed.

>>133262
I'm on it. got a pic of the pastor? also you're gonna have to excuse the shitty quality of it since I'm not sure where my tablet is. forgive me if I laptop rage-quit.

>>132890
Oh god that sounds so creepy.

>>133388
I used to love that song.....now I will think of a shit eating retard meowing like a cat when i hear it

>>133455
You're not supposed to admit to liking Journey unless you're an orange cheerleader mom.

>>133472
>>133472
Haters gonna hate. I've performed Journey songs live.

>>133388
That's almost as bad as the Glee cover.

>>133388
Fuck. That's his mom there isn't it?

I feel for that poor woman, I really do.

>>132890
no words can describe the horrors of that so called song.

Alright, here's a shit drawing thing I did, since I got Flash recently I wanted to play around in that. So here you go, I wasted too much time playing around with it to not share. Excuse the terribadness, I have no idea where my tablet for drawing went.

>>133388

"I have a sharp pain in my butt."
Words to live by.

Oh my God, what the fuck... this is an unholy abomination. It must be violently murdered, perhaps using some method of burning.

So, has he posted anything on FB recently?

>>134526
Sorry for the samefagging, my computer was being stupid and i wasnt sure if my posts were loading or not

>>134528
...If you feel that strongly about it, there's a checkbox next to your posts, and a delete button at the bottom right hand corner of this page...

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6967900/

Whoa a whole new single track from Justin RPG!

Anybody know how to download the songs? I want to upload "I'm a Furry" onto Youtube.

>>134569
>take techno music
>add Reshiram's call to the background at random places
>ORIGINAL CONTENT DO NOT STEAL

  I found this on the profile of one of those guys who uploads videos fron Nico Nico, the weeaboo youtube.

Someone should show it to this guy

>>134578
there's a download link on the page, just right-click "save as"

  Uploaded to Youtube so that it may disturb a wider audience

>>134619
zero dislikes

>>134569
...What, pray tell is that noise that is repeated over and over in the background?

>>135158
It's the noise Reshiram makes in Pokemon.

>>135199
>Zekrom and Dawn's wedding
what?
Isn't Dawn 12? And wtf is a Zekrom?

>>135378
I thought everyone in the show was permanently 10. Maybe they changed that in the many years since I watched the show. Pic related is Zekrom, apparently it is to Reshiram as Ho-oh was to Lugia or some shit.

>Pic related is Zekrom, apparently it is to Reshiram as Ho-oh was to Lugia

WHAT DO ANY OF THOSE WORDS MEAN?

>>135384
Shaka, when the walls fell.

>>135384
the white thing is to the black thing as a giant orange bird was to a giant flying whale with a really long neck

He's stealing more music from YouTube to call his own.

  He created another video about Moltres.

>>136328
It's so bad that it looks like it's on purpose...

  >>136328
On related videos.
Justinrpg shamelessly ripping artwork from other people.

Do you think it would be possible to get Justin to post on /cwc/?

>>135384
You don't even know Gen II? lol gentoo

>>136552
He seems pretty passive aggressive. If he finds out about this board he will probably just lurk rather than talk.

>>137357
He's already aware of it.

This might disappoint or annoy some of you, but I'm actually very close friends with him on Facebook. He trusts me so much that his Reshiram account asked me to become its sister and to become Justin's sister-in-law.
There's a lot of crazy shit that he sends me from all of his various character accounts and he's on Facebook pretty much non-stop.

Anyway, the disappointing part is that it's really boring and not that entertaining to keep up with all his insane and stupid bullshit. I have a buttload of content in the form of private messages and images and videos that are only visible to friends/family, but it's just not that entertaining. Keeping up with him is just too much work and not worth the amount of time necessary to maintain his trust and interest.

>>137363
I guess that somebody with a fetish of eating bird poop and being eaten by giant girls that likes to think that he's married to a pokemon that only shouts "GRWAAAAAURGH" can't be any more surprising or amusing at this point.

you guys asked me to post on here so I will... here are the rumors that really aren't true there are four so far that aren't entirely true...

#1 I don't believe I am Married to a Pokemon, I just pretend, it's called role-play

#2 no, the music I create isn't stolen, it is created in this program by scratch http://www.modplug.com/trackerinfo.html program is called ModPlug

#3 the YouTube to Mp3, I don't call it my own, those go on my mp3 player and I write the artist tag as the original username who uploads it as 'their' credit

#4 no, I don't really like bird poop, just on paper, no I would not go out and do something like that in real life... I just like to make those kinds of things...

well yes, I do like to ride Moltres. but that is just for me to have fun with my spare time... and that is just role-play too

I am well aware Pokemon aren't real, but what's wrong with trying to have fun with my life using them??? I just want to get over my problems and that's how I do it

please don't make up there rumors if you don't know the whole story... you guys were stupid enough to post who you were creating accounts as, I reported all of them...

>>137481
consider this your inner-circle confirmation; yes, this is the real justin. yes, he reads his thread on /cwc/. some whiteknight linked him to it a while ago.

hi justin.

>you guys were stupid enough to post who you were creating accounts as, I reported all of them...
Them's (internet) fightin' words.

>>137481
Awww man, Modplug Tracker? That takes me back, good times good times.

>>137481
Justin, if you're reporting my Pokemon RP accounts, I'm going to do the same to yours. Facebook doesn't really aprove of fake accounts for cartoon characters.

Say goodbye to your wife and your army of furry friends.

>>137481
Hi Justin.
Are you interested in buying a Toyota Camry?

There's this one that comes with free food for a year.

>>137481
Justin eats the bird poop. Justin puts all of the bird poop in his mouth. Justin shoves himself up an orange Bengal tiger's vagina and stays there for 1.562 hours

I did not say Facebook did I? I meant the Fur Affinity and the YouTube accounts... I didn't report Facebook anything!!! ~Justin

can't we work out some kind of deal to stop this nonsense?

>>137497
Tell your mom that you're sorry about what an ass you've been about the retarded Pokemon shit and turn your life around (at least no more I'M MARRIED TO A POKEMON, GUYS, ACCEPT ME FOR WHO I AM). Stop liking Pokemon so goddamn much to the point of fetishizing cartoon monsters. Then we'll stop because there would be nothing much to gawk at.

>>137491
Justin gets a great deal on a used car covered in bird poop. Justin scratches the bird poop out of the car with a spatula. Justin scratch all off the bird poop. Justin eats the poop.

Justin, I get that you're probably autistic, or have some other disability, and that Pokemon lets you deal with your life. The thing is, to most other people, it seems weird and creepy, and when you add things like sex stuff, or putting the names of high school classmates in your sex writings, it's nothing short of disturbing.

It's none of our business what you decide to think about, but you should know that when you upload the sort of stuff you do onto the Internet, people are going to think you're weird and sick.

Some advice I've given other people who've been trolled on here is simple: Before you say something, or post in on the 'net, ask yourself, "What will people think about this? Is it what I want them to think about me?"

If you decide to get another Facebook account, try to at least look like a normal person and get rid of the Pokemon shit. Your friends and family are laughing in disgust at you. Think about how other people see you.

>>137498

This. The trolling you're getting isn't because anyone dislikes you; it's because you upload stuff that's really really odd/amusing onto the Internet. Few, if any of us dislike you. The power is pretty much all yours, both in this situation and in real life: If you minimize the things people can make fun of about you, fewer people will make fun of you.

/cwc/--Autistics, Nazis, and high school guidance counselors.

your songs suck. Find another hobby. Seriously. For fucksakes listen to this shit:

>>134619

Does that not scare the living shit out of you? It should.

Why are you telling him to change?
There's hardly any new lolcows worth disscussing anymore and you do this?

ok, I know of a deal I can make... If you can stop this nonsense I'll remove the sex stuff from Fur Affinity and just leave the music... I'll be a music only account on Fur Affinity...
I can keep keep my Pokemon stuff as long as there is no sex involved... for example you are probably aware of when I type, I need a Fire Type Pokemon to put me on Fire in Bowling... all of you probably know about those posts!!! I'll keep my Reshiram wife too though because I am incapable of having a real wife... because that is just role-play too!!! it will be limited to those stuff... (but I will let my wife type she loves me)

do we have a deal?

btw, I do have a disability it is called Apersoners

>>137507
That's how we gauge how good a lolcow is. If they're resistant to whiteknighting, then it's even better. Look at Chris. So many tried to get him to change in long phone calls, chat sessions, etc.

Besides, he already deleted his Facebook. What else is there to do?

Apersoners *typo

I see my typing keeps getting changed on here... my typing was changed twice

if you want to read about my disability http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apersoner_syndrome

>>137508
No. No pokeywife or no deal.

apparently I cannot link you to my disability because this website keeps changing my typing of that disability

>>137508
No. You have to make a third account, a male pokemon, and pretend your pokeyman wife is cheating you with him. Then you must announce you're breaking up with that whore.

>>137512

>>137515
Not needed. Everyone On The Internet knows about assburgers.

>>137513
Don't worry, we're quite familiar with your "disability".

>>137513
Aspersoner Syndrome?
Are you still roleplaying? I've never heard of such a disability and I'm a professional mental health counselor.

come on... I am proud of my Pokemon wife... I already agreed to remove the sex... please allow me to keep her and still make this deal...

>>137523

>proud of my pokemon wife

lol'd

>>137523
No. Stop being fake married to a fake thing. Try to obtain a real wife from your church. I'm sure a nice Christian woman is waiting for you to wed her.

>>137523
Why don't you get a new wife, and life in a platonic relationship with her? As they both are entirely fictional, you could make up years of history of your relationship.

But you're unable to satisfy her sexually so she fucks REAL pokemons while you're eating tacos

>pokemon wife
She isn't a pokemon, because "she"'s you, and she's not your wife either because you're not married.

did I not tell you that I do this to get over my problems? here is another offer, If you allow me to keep my Pokemon wife, I won't take it as seriously as I have been...

even my current church doesn't mind it!! and I did not block my pastor, that is a pastor from a 'different' church

Justin, I'm curious: Why is it that you're so attracted to a Pokemon?

Like, I'm honestly curious about this.

>>137530
>did I not tell you that I do this to get over my problems?
No, this is what I'd call "avoiding" problems. Like pretending you're in a relationship when you're not. Get in shape, socialize, and you'll get someone. The funny thing is, you can actually choose between a real wife and a pokemon wife that is really you.

PS: Why do you dig shit? How/why does it turn you on? Does it matter who shits, or are you just attracted to shit itself?

Idk really... just looked appealing to me... why are people attracted to furries? probably same answer

like I said it is 'on paper' I don't dig shit in real life!

>>137530
Learn to cope with your problems by facing them head on. Do something valuable with your time. Volunteer at a foodbank or something, get a job at a grocery store, read the newspaper to old ladies at a retirement home. In the process, you'll realize that all of those social anxieties were only in your head and you can make the best out of your situation.... Or jack off to your fake pokemon spouse every night before going to sleep, doing nothing, being nobody, and unloved.

Justin, give us naked pictures of your mom.

Justin, you should make a YouTube video explaining why you like the things you do.
I'm not one of your trolls, I actually respect you.
But I think people might stop bullying you if they understood you.

Post a naked image of yourself. That's all we want really. I'd masturbate it to furiously.

I do, I volunteer at a place called HOPE Center on Tuesdays and Thursdays, I Bowl on Fridays, Church twice on Sunday's (that's half the week)

>>137538

are you the Reshiram Unova account? *hey I learned how to reply to a number*

>>137540
Get a job then. That's the next logical step. Get your own money. Just don't spend it on Pokemon shit.

>>137509

Nah bro I think it's because some people are nice

I have a Job though HOPE Center... I cater when needed.. I catered for a dinner dance yesterday... this is only a once a month job though

>>137544
Get a real 9-5 job, man. That once a month stuff is for pussies who can't get laid because they don't have the money.

>>137541
Yes.
You had my respect and support, but then you accused me of being a troll and blocked my accounts!
That's not fair. Just because of something someone typed on here and you believed it, even though it wasn't me. People can say whatever they want here, but I am the only real me because we talked on Facebook!

>>137548
are you sure... I can unblock you if you are telling the truth... we can start over fresh

What is it about Reshiram that attracts you anyway? A body part? What?

>>137550
the whole Reshiram attracts me... not just one part... why am I telling you this? are you being legit, or looking to troll?

>>137548

TRUE and HONEST?

who wouldn't want a pokemon wife? look at this ditto, IT CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT IT TO BE

>>137549
Yes, I am sure.
I even had Melody's trust. She sang at your wedding and I wish I could have been there too...

Something you need to do right now, Justin: Remove (Moltres Rider) from your Facebook name. Change your profile pic to a picture of you or not of a pokemon.

Erhm, Justin. Do you have the modplug track of 'Im a furry'? The harmony in it chilled my spine to oblivion and I want to know what notes are used, please brah.

>>137554
would you agree to restart anew if I unblocked you and started over and re added as family?

>>137555
cut this Jackie shit out.
do you really want him to just be perfectly normal and boring? way to kill a lolcow, you homosexual deviant

Justin, about that "I'm a Furry" song that >>137556 refers to... Were you aware that it would frighten people and forever haunt their nightmares?

>>137559

no, because that one was on lost when I had to format due to a virus.... I don't have anything prior to Sigilyph Dance?

>>137559
Cry me a river, bro.

>>137557
You have a vow from me of continued support and respect, as long as you give me the same and don't accuse me of things I didn't do...

>>137565
Sorry, looks like you were Framed!

Justin, does >>132416 give you any feeling of shame?

>>137572
yeah, and it wouldn't have been created if the power wouldn't have gone out!!!

>>137572

So when the power goes out you want to eat pokemon shit and be shoved into a dragons butthole?

>>137575
Care to elaborate?

Justin, where do you see yourself in five years?

Justin, what is your mom's bra size?

if I maxed out my settings how in the world are people still seeing my Facebook?

>>137593

black magic granted to us by the machine gods

>>137593
Reshiram gave us the keys behind your back.

Justin, just exactly how retarded are you? Autism?

>>137598
He claims he has assburgers.

>>137599

Really? Well, fuck this pokemon fucking homosexual deviant and his awesome hamburger poster then.

a s p e r g e r s...... that's what it is called (had to space it out to get it to type right)

>>137601
No. Assburgers.

Justin. What does your mom think about your Pokemon wife?

she said she was fine with it...... it's my life, I can do what I like with it [her quote]

>>137604
Really. She said that... Did she then disown you?

Do you realize that you're destroying any chance of having a real relationship with a real female by obsessing over Pokemon so much?

no she didn't... I am going to ignore you guys now... I am who I am and if you don't like it that is tough!! I don't have time to sit here and discuss this!! you can't change others that's all there is to it!! it is not worth my time to argue this!! *leaves*

Justin, my advice to you

1. Stop obsessing over Pokemon
2. Get a real job
3. Stop acting childish
4. Stop being a furry
5. Lose some weight and start taking care of yourself
6. Find yourself a TRUE and HONEST sweetheart from the ground up.

>>137607
Fine. Just know that if you continue on the same path that lead you here, this is what you'll become.

>>137607
Your time has worth? How? What are you doing today?

>>137609
I don't think it'll last forever... obsessions have come and gone my whole life!! bye!!

>>137608
Let the man obsessive over what he will, my weird obsessions don't appear to stop me from getting laid... Or apparently gotten in the way of "serious relationships" no matter how many times I tell her I don't want it to be that serious... Anyway tldr he needs to be himself and work from there.
Maybe he could expand his horizons instead of trying to "change".

>>137616
Obsession maybe isn't the right word. This guy tells everyone he knows that he's married to a Pokemon. Some kind of change has to happen.

>>137616
Anon is a furry?

was that the TRUE and HONEST justin??

>>137619
My fetish is more complex... Anyway point is you can't change what you are into. That's wiring. You can however find more things to love. Branch out a little.

>>137634


lolcow sense tingling

tell us more

>>137617
Pretends to marry a Pokemon and takes it seriously.
Slew of badly photoshopped pictures
And good God, that music...

Seriously, explain to me how anyone could listen to that "I'm a furry" thing and think "nope. This doesn't sound more disturbing than 'Revolution 9,' 'Wozzeck,' and 'Threnody to the Victims at Hiroshima' thrown into a blender."

I said it before, and I'll say it again:

You could sneak the I'm a furry thing onto just about any album by The Residents and it'd be right at home.

>>137607
*sniff* He's just like our little CWC.

Is he still around?

>>137650
No he left, unfortunately.

He'll be back.

>>137653
He won't. I'll make sure of it. I made a vow to protect him and his wife from the cyber bullies.
I will not go back on my Pokemon word!

He needs an ED page.

>>137637

I like her to watch, but only because she doesn't like to. She cries afterwards and then I get to comfort her and have more sex. As to why she doesn't just leave me or refuse... beats me.

I'll admit that I'm deeply disturbed and dragging my girlfriend through hell.

You can't have my personal info, so good luck trolling me.

>>137688

Cool story, liner notes from a Nine Inch Nails album.

>>137634

>Anyway point is you can't change what you are into. That's wiring.

Nope, you can be conditioned to like and dislike almost anything with enough effort put into it.

>>137771

Marcus Bachmann, is that you?

Justin, if you read this, let me tell you some things.
Don't excuse yourself with having As.pergers. You know what? Satoshi Tajiri, the creator of Pokemon, has As.pergers as well, yet he has been successful at life.
I don't know what are those problems you are "getting over", but it doesn't take a wild guess what kind of problems they are. Making this kind of shit (no pun intended) surely makes those problems even worse, is that what you want? If you feel better thinking that you are married to a Pokemon, or that you are trapped in a giant stomach, do it in your own mind. If you don't want to be judged about it, just don't roleplay on Facebook nor put crappy shoops in fur affinity, it's common sense.
So you still think that we are blackmailing you or something? We are trying to help you.
If you decide to change, we'll applaud you. If you don't, we'll laugh at you, it's that simple.

>>137784
Am I so jaded that I find attempts to help lolcows more amusing than attempts to actually milk them?

>>137690
What album would that be? Has Trent gone soft in his old age? I didn't think it was THAT bad of a thing. Consenting adults and all.
What is your fetish?

>>137805

Cooking shows.

Awwwwww yeah, watch that pasta boil!

He locked down his Facebook. Anybody still friends with him? Let him know he has some fans that would like to speak with him on /cwc/.

>>138469
He won't come back here to cwc. He knows this is a board to troll people. Maybe try to get in contact with him on Pokecommunity. He goes there a lot.

Wild Moltres Shit eater appeared

Trolls used internet harassment

Wild Moltres shit eater fled



Oh well better luck with the next lolcow guys

>>138913
yeah maybe one that is actually funny

>>138929
Julay storm in 3...2...1

JUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>139406
What a fascinating tale he weaves.

>>139402
There's something depressing about people on this thread offering him advice on life, only to ignore it all and go back to making this.

>>139409
He is not coming back anyway.

>>139411
His favourite animal is 'the bird'.

>>139406
Fuck, and I thought the content was bad. But the grammar, man...

Apersoners isn't a mental illness.

>>139461

That's pretty damn funny

>>139467
Justin's mum is just awesome. And possibly criminally neglectful. But still awesome.

>>139466

Why did this make me laugh do hard?

What I like about this guy is that his pictures straddle the line between disgusting and derp due to his god awful photoshop skills. If he was really competent at photoshop then this guy would be way creepier. As he is now, he just makes me laugh.

Man, I leave this thread for a few weeks and Justin comes and goes? Fucking week.

His mom's nudes haven't dropped, have they?

>>139411
>his dreams have a narrator
what the heck? he really has watch too much pokemon...

>>139461
so, by that guys logic, cursing out any mexican guy named Jesus is blasphemy or some shit.
Jesus titty-fucking nigger christ balls.

>>139598
It's like the Net is somehow self-aware, and trying to defend itself from the abominations he uploads.

>>139600

We can only hope that such a thing is true.

>>139608

I didn't see it for a while, but then I did.

Kill me, I'm already dying inside

>>139610
>nobody else in the pool
>closed_due_to_worms.jpg

Sounds a little like Chris Chan.

>>139610

Whoa, looks almost normal.

>>139454

They're actually pretty nice to him.

>>139627
Pastor Tony is my favorite thing about this whole JustinRPG saga.

Despite everything you guys do his Mom and Pastor remain his biggest trolls lol

>>139627
>Can't bother to do anything early saturday or need to drink coffee.
My fucking god I actually prefer the "stand alone silent in a corner" autist than this self centered douchebag.

>>139556

No. We asked about it, and for his mom's bra size, but he left before anything was revealed.

>>139454
>English, I suck at

The positions he chooses to put the characters in those 'shops makes it seem like he's humping them.

>>139959
That's because he is.

>>140164
I feel so sorry for Reshirim

When the next Pokemon generation comes out he will move onto another legendary to fuck and leave her on the street like the cheap whore she is

>>140180
IT'S RESHIRAM YOU FUCKER

RESHIRAAAAAAAAAAM. WITH A FUCKING A.

>>140220
>Implying I give a shit about a pokemon's name

>>140227
IT IS RESHIRAM'S NAME YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE GOT YOUR NAME WRONG

>>140230
I usually go with it.

>>140230

>Implying anyone gives a shit about fictional birds.

>>140220
>>140230

Hi Justin.

>>140220
>>140230
brah u mad brah! why u mad tho brah??

we all stylin on u breh.

reshirim

>>140317
It's NOT ReshirIm PLEASE stop calling her that!!!!

How to troll on /cwc/:
>Pretend to be one of the most known lolcows in the simplest way.
>Don't worry if it looks like an obvious parody.
>???
>Profit!

>>140409
I'm not a troll and I'm not Justin either ok! Why don't you find something better to do than troll /cwc/?

>>140417
If that's so, you're just a person.

>>140230
It happens to me fairly often.

I politely correct them and then move on.