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24158 No. 24158
Since the last one is getting too big

Pagan Death Knight 2: TRV, KVLT Boogaloo
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>> No. 24159
So, let me get this straight:
It's okay to try to stalk a mentally disabled manchild IRL, but posting publicly accessible content he put up on the Net is ZOMG HACKING PLUTO HELP ME!
>> No. 24160
Hopefully this drama will warrant enough content for a PDK ED article
>> No. 24161
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24161
WHAT IS THIS SHIT
>> No. 24162
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24162
I think, given his love of Ancient Rome, we should all claim to Michael Anthony, if asked.
>> No. 24163
>>128539
I'M Michael Anthony
>> No. 24164
>>128540
I'M MICHAEL ANTHONY AND SO'S MY WIFE!!
>> No. 24165
I'm 12, and I'm Michael Anthony, and what is this?
>> No. 24166
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24166
I AM THE MICHAEL ANTHONY
>> No. 24167
Can it all you persons, I'm the real Rev. Michael "Moochie" Anthony Manna jr. and Pagan Death Knight will suffer for causing my brother's suicide!

Ah, stupid Pagan. I will smite thee.
>> No. 24168
Aw, man, I can't begin to tell you how fucking terrified I am.

It looks like my 1337 haxx0ring days of posting information posted willingly and made readily available on publicly accessible websites are over.
>> No. 24169
Who the hell is Michael Anthony?
>> No. 24170
>>128554
I am Michael Anthony!
>> No. 24171
>>128555
You liar! I am the TRUE and HONEST Michael Anthony!
>> No. 24172
I'm archiving his hilarious videos calling out the trolls. I won't bother with the others, though, because they're boring, self-important intellectual masturbation.
>> No. 24173
That video is really depressing. He sounds more like Chris than Chris does.
>> No. 24174
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24174
>>128539

I'm Mark Anthony and Cleopatra is my wife!
>> No. 24175
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24175
The autistic pagan is onto me eh?
>> No. 24176
>>128586
Mark, how do you feel about A-Log cosplaying as you in one of his fapfics and having sex with a cat?
>> No. 24177
>>128589

Honestly good citizen of Rome, It annoys me to a great degree. If I wasn't dead for over 2000 years I would have crucified him outside of Alexandria.
>> No. 24178
This must be a dream come true for this guy. He gets to make his videos showing how cunning, ruthless, and eloquent he is in his stand against the internet trolls.
>> No. 24179
"PaganDeathKnight

PaganDeathKnight (10 minutes ago)
Remove | Block User | Spam
Actually, not all of India remained Hindu. Pakistan(which was once part of India) was stricken by Islam

Also, I'm getting Dox on several people.

There's Michael Anthony AKA Michael Manna of Denville, New Jersey, and I have the Facebook pages of him and the man who put me on ED, John Longo.

Grow up guys"


Two thoughts:

1: Why the hell would you tell a person who lived in India once (and says so on her youtube page) about Indian history? the smug fuck

2: OH GOD GUIZE HA GOT DAWKS
>> No. 24180
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24180
>>128598
TRUE and HONEST John Longo right here!
>> No. 24181
So, he's just making these names up, right? John Longo?
>> No. 24182
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24182
>>128605
No that's a picture of my buddy John Longo alright. That crazy fuck and I go way back to the Sunset Strip days! We 're known for bursting the bubbles of pagan autistics for fun.
>> No. 24183
>>128612
I know bro. It's so awesome being a duo of a Buisnessman and a Rock Bassist.
>> No. 24184
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24184
>>128614
Look at us, greatest duo ever! Who's my wingman during those crazy trips to Cabo!

Stupid pagan thinks I live in New Jersey. Fooled him good dude!
>> No. 24185
>>128616
Yeah, stupid Pagantard!

Hey, remember that one Pagan? You fucked his wife, then I audited him!
>> No. 24186
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24186
>>128617
Good times! And here he is trying to scare US?! He doesn't know what he's talking about with this '"allies" stuff. Kid's own mom laughs at him! Which reminds me of the time we met that chick who liked W.A.S.P. down in Roanoke. That girl was a dream! Best piece of ass in Carolina man!

And this pagan asshole looks worse than me and my blood is 45% Jack Daniels at this point!
>> No. 24187
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24187
>>128624
I remember that! We met her, like what, 18 years ago? Good times man, good times.

Here's an awesome idea! I use my business influence to prevent him from getting a job in his area, then we fuck his mom on the dinner table!
>> No. 24188
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24188
>>128626
Yeah that was around 18 years ago now that you mention it brother! Back when my buddy the Red Rocker was our frontman! Roanoke was a great show!

And I like you're thinking! Bros before Hos! I say we have her yell "ANTHOOONNNNAAYYY" on camera!

Who's my wingman? YOU! Like Sammy used to say back then It's The Best of Both Worlds! I get an awesome dude to bring down pagans with and the best guy in the world at it does my taxes for free!
>> No. 24189
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24189
>>128627
Hey, remember this pic? It's us at the Pagan Trolling awards! I forget why you look so sad, though. Is it because you go replaced by that fat kid?
>> No. 24190
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24190
>>128631
You know how touchy I am about that prick Eddie . Bad enough they cut me out financially... but THE KID?! You know I can't stay mad at you though!

You look great in that picture! I might've partied pretty hard that night but you know I'd never forget a BroMoment like that and I'm a pro!
>> No. 24191
>>128639
I know what will cheer you up: a group of Pagan kids are meeting up in the woods tonight! And I got a couple of Teutonic Knight costumes, and pickles pickled with Holy Water!
>> No. 24192
ITT: circlejerking faggots ruin another lolcow
>> No. 24193
>>128650
Kid, we where trolling Pagan Autistics before you where even a sperm!
>> No. 24194
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24194
>>128642
Ohhhh really? I think I'll wear my Pope outfit instead and drink their tears as my glorious miter makes them cry in fear!

Maybe PaganDoucheKnight is eavesdropping on us right now?! With the stupid hat and sunglasses on! Imagine his RAGE bro!
>> No. 24195
  Archiving here:

Age:18
Joined:Jul 27, 2011
Latest Activity:18 minutes ago
Subscribers:5

A channel for the ponderings of a lost soul, seeking truth and wandering through the truths of Paganism. Here we shall discuss matters of History, Culture, Philosophy, Current Events, Religion, Spirituality, and other affairs such as literature, fiction, gaming, films, television, and music.

About Me:

I am a loyal servant of Pluto and a Pagan warrior of truth. I follow the tennats of the Roman God of Death and the Underworld, his sects and temples falsely condemned as a Satanic Death Cult by fundamentalist Judeo-Christian and Islamic forces(Nevermind that we predate Abrahamic religions and don't believe in the Judeo-Christian Devil).

I dedicate my life to the pursuit of truth and spiritual peace. I view Death and the Afterlife as necessary parts of nature, and seek to examine the spiritual and philosophical studies about such things, as well as issues such as life, love, good, evil, and human nature.

I champion noble causes against injustice and support charitable organizations, as well as educational and academic groups. I support the fight against the influence of Fundamentalist Abrahamic Religions(Christianity, Catholicism, Judaism, Islam, Mormonism, etc.) that grips Western society, and I am diametrically opposed to Radical Christian Fundamentalism and Radical Islam. I serve not the God of the Christians and Jews, nor do I serve Allah and his so-called prophet, but the Old Gods of Europe, in particular Pluto, Patron God of the Dead and Damned.

However, I respect Christians and other followers of Abrahamic Religions who are sincere in their faith and convictions.

SUPPORT PAGAN EUROPE AND PAGAN ASIA!

Europe, the Middle East, India, Africa, and East Asia were home to great civilizations that flourished before the advent of Christianity and Islam. Now these lands have been darkened and devestated by fundamentalist forces connected to these religions. The Vatican is the biggest offender.

I wish to avenge them. I am a Pagan, but I support Secular causes as well. I also support people firm in faith and conviction who are drive and inspired by their spiritual convictions to do good works, improve themselves, keep themselves at peace, or pursue truth.

In my view, there are good religions such as Paganistic Religions(Roman Reconstruction, Hellenism, Asatru, Druidry, Wicca, Vodoun, Hinduism, Shinto, etc.) as well as Buddhism and to a lesser extent, Secular Philosophies such as Atheism, Agnosticism, Deism, Humanism, and Apatheism.

That being said, Christianity and Islam, as well as Judaism, can bring forth good works, but sadly have been used for malice and evil too many times by groups such as the Vatican and Fundamentalist Mega-Churches.

I oppose fundamentalism, and generally distrust the authorities of Abrahamic Religions, though there are good pastors, priests, rabbis, and imams who are not fundamentalist, but rather use their convictions and faith for good, and these are exceptions, and I trust these people.

I also hate anti-progressive ideas such as Fundamentalism, Young Earth Creationism, Misogyny, Misandry, Racism, Communism, Fascism, Neo-Conservatism, Far-left Liberalism, and the like.

SPQR
Hometown:Roanoke, VA
Country:United States
Occupation:Death Knight, Philosopher
Companies:Temple of Pluto, Williams Guild Entertainment
Schools:Virginia Western Community College
Interests:History, Philosophy, Spirtiuality, Roman Empire, Paganism, Old Europe, Old Asia, Civilization, Current Events, Roleplaying, Literature, Movies, TV, Anime, Video Games
Movies:The Godfather Saga, Goodfellas, Tombstone, Rome, O Brother Where Art Thou?, A Fistful of Dollars, Ghost in the Shell, Underworld, Gladiator, Alien(The First Three Movies), Casino, Until The Light Takes Us, The X-Files
Music:Oldies, Rock & Roll, Rockabilly, Doo-Wop, Classic Rock, Classic Country, Traditional Heavy Metal, Bluegrass, Black Metal, Classical, J-Rock, 1950s, 1960s, 1970s
Books:The Godfather, Dracula, Candide, The Jefferson Bible, Omerta, The God Delusion, The Aeneid, The Illiad, The Odyssey, Plato, Socrates, Democritus, The Gaelic Wars, Hamlet, Macbeth, King Lear, Manga, The Art of War, The Prince, Grimoires
>> No. 24196
>>128650
>>128650
>>128650
>>128650
>>128650
>>128650
>>128650
>>128650
>>128650
>>128650
>> No. 24197
>>128653
I know! He must be shitting himself in fear right now! Knowing that the two of us are planning on doing dastardly things to him!
>> No. 24198
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24198
>>128650
Your mom still upset about that time backstage after one of the Balance Tour shows?

You a pagan historian too?
>> No. 24199
I think we should start talking about PDK again, before this turns into the next Tom FAPPINGTON
>> No. 24200
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24200
>>128660
I agree. And we are all still Michael Anthony!

He called down the thunder and now he got us. Anthony and Longo! We're watching you Paul!
>> No. 24201
Seconded, why the hell do we need more deformed children of clyde cash? This is a new lolcow so how about something original for this guy.
>> No. 24202
>>128650
It was okay for a little while, but they've basically turned this thread into their little RP. You guys are getting more annoying than arm pitt was at his worst.

The joke is funny, but you're killing it. To what end? If he's watching the thread, then certainly he's seen your posts by now. At this point you're just playing dress up.
>> No. 24203
Anyways, lets get back to PDK.

How does he feel about Ponies? I remember hearing he hates them, but I'm not too sure
>> No. 24204
>>128677

I unno, ask him on youtube.
>> No. 24205
>>128682
He blocked me
>> No. 24206
>>128687

I'll do it later then
>> No. 24207
  Fagan told someone!

>You are a racist hypocrite who doesn't know shit
>> No. 24208
Could his videos be flagged for using copyrighted music?
>> No. 24209
  His other account's name is what?
>> No. 24210
>>128696
If you own the copyrights for them, then yes.
>> No. 24211
  From discovery to the initial laughing at his expense to threats against the trolls all in one week.


I'd quote River Of Gods about the Adwah's finest hour being relevant to us, but that book is waaayyy to good to relate to this faggot.
>> No. 24212
I wonder how he feels right now. Is he smug, or is he shitting himself in fear?
>> No. 24213
>>128716

Seeing how his youtube profile is gone, the latter
>> No. 24214
>>128687
Me too. I asked him a nice, polite question regarding his stances and listed mine and obviously he is very afraid of any kind of criticism. Nice how his YT channel is private now. If he's confident that's a funny way of showing it.

But why should it be shocking? He's an idiot. I mean he calls someone a "faggot" and uses a Judas Priest song at the same time. And when it comes to PaganDoucheKnight and his simplicity he means that only one way.

He's smug. But it's a phony smug. He's a coward who hides from criticism who just couldn't resist defending his internet honor. I wasn't that surprised he made a video. Plus I'm of the opinon he's been reading threads about him. He seems like the type.

Hi PDK! If you're reading this!
>> No. 24215
>>128721

Hi to you too.
>> No. 24216
I bet the next person Doxed will be a Mr. Anthony Logatto of Staten Island, New York.
>> No. 24217
>>128732

He already was doxxed
>> No. 24218
>>128729
hey punkin
>> No. 24219
>>128655
>I also hate anti-progressive ideas such as...racism...
Hasn't he made like 50 fucking Facebook posts about how much he hates Irish people?
>> No. 24220
>>128741
Irish isn't a race, fyi
>> No. 24221
Thanks a lot, all the namefagging killed this thread.
>> No. 24222
is he wasted?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de0-aOWmoLE
>> No. 24223
>>128880
Getting trolled leads to Problem drinking? Wow.
>> No. 24224
so was he blackmailed into make that, but then played it off that he was doing it cause he didn't give a fuck.... Also he is responding to comments almost immediately
>> No. 24225
>>128700
OH, FUCK!! HE'S ON TO US, YOU GUYS!!
>> No. 24226
>>128880
Wow. Okay, so we've gone from discovery, to infamy and being chased away from his hugbox, to a page on ED, to threats against those doxing him, and now he's making videos at the requests of those trolling him?

At this rate he's going to be crossdressing before Thanksgiving.
>> No. 24227
Am I the only one noticing the irony of him calling us things like lifeless basement dwellers when he's posting behind a picture of a big boobed anime girl?
>> No. 24228
someone blackmail him into singing It's okay to be gay please
>> No. 24229
>>128880
Please tell me that someone is mirroring these videos.
>> No. 24230
>>128892
And by Black Friday, he'll be on trial for assaulting that DANG, DIRTY Catholic, Father O'Malley
>> No. 24231
  When he sang, there were traits of hospitalism. Or is it just autism?

>crying behind his Carlos Chantor glasses
>> No. 24232
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24232
>>128894
Not anime, it's a vidya:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayane_(Dead_or_Alive)

And looking at him and ADF, ninjas might be like a new Sonic for the next generation of autists, after Sonic ceased to be cool in the 2000s.
>> No. 24233
>>128749
Get out of here, PDK.
>> No. 24234
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24234
>>128964
Wrong
she is from animus
she is Lust, from FMA
>> No. 24235
>>128979
Ah, I thought you meant >>128693
>> No. 24236
I don't get it. Is he actually being blackmailed or does he think he's subtlety mocking those "trolling" him?
>> No. 24237
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24237
This is his current profile picture.

I'm trying to figure out if he's trying to play along with the joke, whether someone convinced him to make it his pic, or if he actually identifies with the character.
>> No. 24238
>>129383
He's a tard wearing a stupid hat. What's the difference?
>> No. 24239
>>129396
And he reads the threads about him obviously. He got the idea off /cwc/ and thinks he's clever. Pretty simple.
>> No. 24240
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1VMSSOTXUg&list=LLNvvSErDY730nRxxuc-a7vQ&in

Well, internet, I've been exposed. A crusader for the most obsolete religion next to Scientology has outed me from my parent's basement and shown everybody the ugly perv that I truly and honestly am.

It's time for me to give up my evil ways and become a pickle farmer who plays the banjo.

Been nice knowin' you fags. Happy trails.

...bum bah dee dah bum bah dee daa...
>> No. 24241
>>129799
So long, my fellow Paganbuster. You where a good ally
>> No. 24242
Is that a prison uniform he's wearing? Is he cosplaying a Powder Ganger?
>> No. 24243
>>129808
Why does he keep fapping excessively to New Vegas?
>> No. 24244
>>129810

Because it is a really good game.


Why HE likes it? because it has Romans (who are a bunch of pathetic roman fanboys that more resemble the Aztecs weirdly enough)
>> No. 24245
>>129799

>We're biting back
>Gonna show our FANGS!
>> No. 24246
>>129812

Yep, ironic as it is the Romans in FNV are a bunch of fucking dickheads with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
>> No. 24247
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24247
Also, the Legion is more tolerant of. . .friendships.
>> No. 24248
>>129814

Again, more Aztec than Roman.

For one thing Rome was very multicultural instead of being a monolithic monoculture-thing. Hell the only reason someone would side with the legion is because they are RPing as some Aztec fangirl
>> No. 24249
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24249
>>129804
Bro, I'm here. Let's not piss off /cwc/ and start reminscing again! Leave him to his EPIN WEEEEEN for now.

Paul, try harder my friend!

Until next time /cwc/. Plenty more pagan rambling to come.
>> No. 24250
The whole video is entertaining, but at around the 2:30 mark--when he tries to say something clever and totally flubs it--killed me.
>> No. 24251
He`s so fucking smug, dear god.
>> No. 24252
Also, whoever thought up 'them bomb-bags' is a genius.
>> No. 24253
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24253
A new video has been requested and apparently we will get a new video with my dox.

Good night /cwc/

I'm off to jam with Joe Satriani now.
>> No. 24254
I've made a quick transcript of his video for evidence of him stalking me. SEE YOU IN COURT, YOU PITIFUL PAGAN! I'M GUNNA SUE YOUR ASS!


Hello again people, Pagan Death Knight here-- to announce sweet, sweet revenge. It’s come to my attention that, Michael Manna—better known by his nickname “Moochie”—is not this great crusader I thought he is. In fact all you other trolls might get a kick outta this—he’s a pervert—he’s a Clyde Cash wannabe with a dark secret. He is an utter perv. I found this out cos me and my allies, I got a little personal information. Did you know he worked at a Game Stop and he recently got fired…for making lewd comments towards the customers? This is funny and you think I’M a lolcow. Get a hold of this!

(Reading his computer) “He made lewd remarks to a 19 year old female customer who was looking to buy the new Zelda game and some of his comment include ‘care to feel my skyward sword’ while pointing to his crotch-like some Jersey shore loser and he kept saying ‘cream on me princess’ and (attempts to speak in ebonics but fails miserably) “yo, nice BOMB BAGS!’ He was caught by the manager and he got fired. He got the pink slip.”

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

Michael, if you keep this up… I’m—we … we’re gonna get more dox on you, more information and we’re gonna release more of it. We’re gonna keep hacking your computer and we’re gonna ruin you. We’re fighting back. I’ve had enough of this. (Overly smug western accent) I’ve got friend on my side, boys.

(Very creepy hillbilly accent) And yes, I do know where you live. And I will release your address.

It’s even funnier Virginia may not be…. (Mind goes blank for like ten minutes) Virginia may have Chris Chan but you live in a state crawling with losers. You’re whole states a joke—JUST LIKE YOU! So, yeah, Michael now the whole troll world knows that you are a peeeeeerv. Now I can’t make this shit up, you got fired from Gamestop cuz you tried to have your way with an innocent female customer. (Pauses for a breath)

This is funny. (Slight laughing fit) If the shoe fits where it! Whatever you do, don’t bite at me unless you want me to bite back.

(Lil gay man voice) Byeeeeee!!!
>> No. 24255
>‘care to feel my skyward sword’

l - o -fucking - 1
>> No. 24256
I AM PAGAN DEATH KNIGHT
I'M GAY FOR THE LEGION.
I DO NOT FORGIVE.
I DO NOT LIKE THE IRISH.
EXPECT ME.
>> No. 24257
And to think it was only a week ago when he posted about nazi princess Megan on Cwcki forums.
>> No. 24258
>>129852
>(Reading his computer)

What exactly is he reading? Sounds like a fake page that only idiots would fall for, a la Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia.
>> No. 24259
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24259
>>129852
That's cool bro but I don't worry about court.
>> No. 24260
>>128964
>Is mildly autistic
>Is obsessed with ninjas, albeit ones of the Ryu Hayabusa variety rather than the sauce-gay variety
>mfw because I'm actually better off than these homosexual deviants
>> No. 24261
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24261
>>129926 here
forgot my face
>> No. 24262
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24262
a few 12 year olds individuals have just ruined a new lolcow for me forever. im out of here.
>> No. 24263
>>129980
Which ones? The ones that decided to manufacture a troll doxing saga?

How is this idiot even falling for this?
>> No. 24264
>>129980
What do you mean? The wannabe cashclyding or the fake dox?
>> No. 24265
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24265
Some new content.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnx-gfmpyeA
Also:
>I'm well aware it's stupid. I do it out of boredom, really.
Pic related.
>> No. 24266
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24266
>>130176
>Implying he didn't shit himself on CWCki forums when he was doxed.
>> No. 24267
It's sad that most have lost interest in this guy. (Though, taking into consideration the immaturity of some on here, I don't blame them.) Personally, PDK has yielded me a whole bundle of laughs. Just the fact that he wants to be the Pagan equivalent of Christ (especially with his 'oh dear me, im so persecuted' complex) is enough to make an elephant collapse in a fit of hysterics.

Even all this blackmail/calling out shitz is worth it simply to see him acting all overly smug. Why does he (especially since he says he's better than Chris Chan) not see the irony in these recent videos he's made?
>> No. 24268
>>130181
>paying for field agents
>2011
>ISHYGDDT
>> No. 24269
Who the fuck would pay for a field agent?

>I NEED PICTURES! PICTURES OF CHRIS CHAN!
>> No. 24270
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>>130195
He's quite reasonably priced.
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>> No. 24272
>>130198
Ah, the traditional PDK 'I'm going to do something, except I'm not, but I totally am, but I'm not, I was just thinking out loud' routine.
>> No. 24273
>>130198
Is PDK related to that Chick-Fil-A homosexual deviant?
>> No. 24274
>>130200
>homosexual deviant
Oh ho, wordfilter. You got me this time.
>> No. 24275
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CRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWLIIIIING IN MY SKIIIIIN
THESE TROLLS THINK I'M LIKE CHRIIIIS-CHAAAAN
>> No. 24276
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>Read CWCki
>I AM MASTER OF CHRISTORY!!!!!!111111111111
>> No. 24277
>>130199
You know how on the Daily Show they'll have some two-faced politician say "X is good" and then pull some archival footage saying "X is bad," and then Stewart does a funny face?

PDK is like if one of those politicians had a press conference to say "X is good," and during it ran clips of him saying "x is bad."
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>> No. 24280
>>130208

Okay, are we sure this guy isn't trolling at this point? Because, god damn, how can he be this oblivious?
>> No. 24281
>>130211
I suspected this when he mentioned Clyde Cash's little brother, but I don't even want to mention it to him because undoubtedly he'd jump on it as a defense.
>> No. 24282
>>130212
There's quite an irritating strategy tards employ where they make a stupid, ill-informed statement, then when they're called out on it, go "HUUURRRR DURRRR LOLITROLLU!" even though they were obviously serious.
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>List includes both Clyde Cash and Vivian Gee
>> No. 24284
>>130206
Maybe he hates the Catholic Church because they tried to keep retards being gassed during WWII. It all makes sense now.
>> No. 24285
  Soundtrack for this thread.
>> No. 24286
Somebody should draw a pic of him being raped by the Pope and send it to him
>> No. 24287
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I don't know if i'm the first to notice, but it looks like he's got an ally among the Friends of A-Log.
>> No. 24288
>>130224
Ha ha! Well, well, well... Looks like well-known rampant homosexual deviant, ISLAVERDE29 is hungry for pasty, pagan cock.
>> No. 24289
>>130225
Sweet person-On-person buttsecks
>> No. 24290
>>130226
Confirmed for not wordfiltered. You person.
>> No. 24291
>>130228
Aaaaaand it seems the wordfilter was changed back.
>> No. 24292
  >>130224
If anybody's interested, I took the liberty of doing a bit of digging regarding ISLAVERDE29's 'best friend' (read 'life partner'), JordanH614, with whom he can be seen on his youtube channel doing joint rants about Sailormoonred1, when he's not busy gazing lovingly into his eyes...
>> No. 24293
Update: PDK just took down all the videos related to his troll doxing saga.
>> No. 24294
Please tell me somebody's going to mirror them!
>> No. 24295
>>130250
So it's a very good thing that I mirrored them. UPLOADAN...
>> No. 24296
>>130251
I have them all except the two most recent ones, but there weren't many lols to be had in those.
>> No. 24297
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OH NO GUIZE, HE DOESN'T CARE SO HE LEFT US A COMMENT TO TELL US THIS.
>> No. 24298
>>130284
So not Butthurt, u guize
>> No. 24299
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24299
Also, this.

BTW, although our benefactor's mirroring will keep these videos for posterity, we might have lost tard rage in the comments. Cap shit like you're a roodypoo who saw the dude who dropped a dime on you.
>> No. 24300
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A glimpse into the life of a personlord.
>> No. 24301
Whoops, wrong thread, I'm a retard who sucks massive cocks. Sorry about that.
>> No. 24302
>>130311
Wrong thread?

Also, ten bux almost everything on his thankful list is Pokemon related.
>> No. 24303
>>130289
The comments are far funnier than the videos themselves, to be honest. He's so beautifully stupid.

Anyway, mirrorfriend here, asking you kind folks, if you don't mind, why not pop along to KeepVid or somewhere and make duplicate copies of my PDK videos, just in case he tries to flag that shit.

I'm not worried, because I have them saved to my hard drive, it'd just be funny to know that there are others on YouTube with their own copies, so that even if my mirrors get taken down, PaganDeathKnight will STILL have his fail archived for all to see.
>> No. 24304
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It's all a joke, you guise! I'm doing it because I find it amusing, srsly! I don't care about being trolled! At least I'm not Chris-Chan!!
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>>130176
>>130213
The prophecy has come to pass...
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>>130331
Ah, the infallible excuse: It was all just an act!
>> No. 24307
>>130334
Hahaha. Oh wow. At least he has some idea of how to get away from trolls (stop doing whatever it is that makes the trolls go after you), but does he really expect people to believe that his whole Facebook was also an act?
>> No. 24308
I'm facebook friends with this guy. What do you think I should do?
>> No. 24309
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Well look who decided to elude his ban at the cwcki forums. He just can't let go, can he?

Don't bother with his fanfic though. Needless to say, it's terrible and unfunny.
>> No. 24310
>>130457
Ban un-evaded, apparently
>> No. 24311
>>130465
That was fast! I'm almost nearly regreting I didn't saved the shitty fic, just for evidence.
>> No. 24312
Crap, I'd have quite liked to have read that.

Not to mention, I'm curious as to what the reaction of the other CWCkifags would've been. Was he welcomed back with open arms or shooed away with torches and pitchforks?
>> No. 24313
Dang. Missed it...
>> No. 24314
>>130579
The few I could read before the thread 404'd were all pretty positive, actually.
It seems they didn't recognize him because his new username wasn't that obvious.

Or maybe I just missed the sarcasm, i don't know.
>> No. 24315
>>130331
>>130334
This guy. This fucking guy. He sounds like a child who's been caught doing something wrong.
>> No. 24316
>>130593
I know, right? I'd have guessed from that post that he was about thirteen!
>> No. 24317
My favorite bit is when he starts talking about Ernest for no reason.
>> No. 24318
>>130205

>I just want to die knowing I did something good. Destroying a demented retard like Chris-Chan would bean act of atonement, followed by a swift suicide. I wouldn't kill him or shed his blood, but I'd witness his downfall.

Lmao, wow. I've never seen someone rage that hard over Chris. Even A-Log wasn't that absurd.
>> No. 24319
>>130620

I think he's projecting his hatred of himself and his apersoners onto Chris.
>> No. 24320
>>130630
It's self-hate, pure and simple. There probably isn't even much actual projecting involved - He just literary sees himself in Chris and feels nothing but hate.
>> No. 24321
>>130620
Is he REALLY saying that all he wants to do is destroy Chris-chan and then kill himself?

Wow, he's like a trolling Dylan Klebold!
>> No. 24322
I REALLY hope that the plans that have been made about this guy getting an ED page are set in motion, now. Because, Jesus...
>> No. 24323
>>130683
Is ED even going to be around next month? They're doing one of their panicked fundraisers again.
>> No. 24324
>>130700
I should certainly hope so. I'd hate to see all the good work that we at /cwc/ have done cataloguing these lolcows - A-Log, Nick Bate, Unknown Autobot, Pixyteri etc. - undone.
>> No. 24325
>>130720

Nothing of value, etc etc.
>> No. 24326
>insists he'e better than Chris Chan somehow
Do Apersonites have a complete lack of self-awareness?
>> No. 24327
ED.ch will change into UhInternet.

So, where are the Pagan retard vids mirrored?
>> No. 24328
>>130762

http://www.youtube.com/user/ALogIsAHueghomosexual deviant
>> No. 24329
>>130763
Dat wordfilter...
>> No. 24330
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>In the name of Pluto, I shall punish you!

What is Fagan Derp Kike's *other* YT account? He has deleted the video where he talks about it, and I couldn't understand him because of his autistic way of speaking.
>> No. 24331
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Oh, PaganDeathKnight, you're so cute, thinking YOU can decide when it's over...
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>>131342
>gotta person for the one last time!
>> No. 24333
>>131342
>I see a lot of myself in him
No kidding?
>> No. 24334
>>130763
http://www.youtube.com/user/ALogIsAHuegfag­got
>> No. 24335
>>131342
Where'd he post that?
>> No. 24336
>>131372
Here.

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheTrokkman
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haha oh wow
>> No. 24339
>>131795
And there, for a moment I though we'd finally lost him as a lolcow. He really can't let go of his habits.
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His new thing seems to be weird self-flagellation under the guise of "changing," when someone actually interested in change would leave the Internet and go talk to a shrink or some such.

Pic is response to some brave bozo asking him what he thinks of Irish women.
>> No. 24341
For some bizarre reason, PaganDeathKnight has just PM'd me his Gangs Of CWCVille fanfic.

Are you in the mood for story time, /cwc/?
>> No. 24342
>>131903
Yes please.
>> No. 24343
I've not read it all, but literally, the first few paragraphs have me facepalming. I can't quite believe this is real. My first thought was someone must've hacked into his account or something and had written this shit as an elaborate troll, as if to say, "Ha ha, look how stupid PaganDeathKnight is! This is just the sort of homosexual deviantry he'd write!"

But no, this is genuinely it.
>> No. 24344
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Gangs of CWCville: Sonichu Was Born In The Streets

AUTHOR'S NOTE: So, here it is. A rough draft of the fanfic chop suey that is Gangs of CWCville. This is a ridiculous, intentionally bad parody of those god-awful Sonichu comics, made by the subhuman Celtic Untermensch known as Christian Weston Chandler. I own nothing.

Oh, and BTW, Pokemon sucks! Sonic is bad too, and when you combine them together, it's like mixing uranium with medical waste. Always hated Pokemon, always will.

Final Note: There are hentai characters in this fic! I have seen Bible Black, it has a certain charm to it, despite all the gross sex stuff. I have not seen Boku No Pico, having found out about it through TV Tropes(It's linked in the Bible Black page), and apparently, the kids from that show can be adorable in theory, except they're having sex in that anime, and that's just gross and wrong(Unless you're a filthy Scots-Irish pedophile). I had to put in the safe search on Google to keep myself from feeling dirty. I'm not a homophobe, but I have a problem with pedophiles. I am not a Catholic Priest, children disgust me. I hate them in every sense of the word.

GANGS OF CWCVIlLE

A Martin Scorsese Fanfic

WARNING: This fanfic is rated M for Honest Content, it contains graphic violence, hard and offensive 19th Century language, gore, hot animu chicks, and really bad and retarded writing. Reader discretion is advised. So, if you gouge your eyes out, don't say I didn't warn you.

CWCville, Winter, 1895

CWCville, the great city of madness. Or rather, a furnace where a city may one day be forged. Ever since the Great Famine had struck their lands, the Irish came streaming off the boats, and even after forty years, they just kept coming. And CWCville broke into many tribes. There was the Dead Pikachus gang, a brutal cabal of Irish thugs backed by the politicians in Tammany Hall, who the Jerkops of the CWC Police Department couldn't fight. The true and honest citizens were helpless victims of the Dead Pikachus, and their brutal leader, Patrick O'Sonichu, who had Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby in his pockets.

But hope was not lost. A band of vigilante ninjas known as the Dark Shinobi arose to break the back of the Dead Pikachus. They were a tight-knit group of heroes, whose names ring out to this day. Clyde Cash, Reika Kitami, Ryu Hayabusa, Ayane, Benikage the Bloody Shadow, and of course, their leader, Megan Schroeder.
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Megan Schroeder owned a slaughterhouse in CWCville that was burned down by the Dead Pikachus, and she had a run in with Patrick O'Sonichu that ended in a failed rape attempt, but ol' Meg kicked the Irish hedgehog's ass, but lost an eye.

She had many nicknames. Meg the Butcher, Odin's Bride, the Shoujo Varg Vikernes. But she lead the Dark Shinobi and she wouldn't tolerate the Dead Pikachus any longer. She wasn't hard to spot. She wandered around in a black top hat, and dark trousers, her breasts covered only by the American Flag, and she had a glass eye she got from an encounter with Patrick O'Sonichu. This glass eye had the Hammer of Thor engraved in it, and she would be a warrior of the Aesir, ready to rid CWCville of the Celtic Menace defiling it.

The military parades came down CWCville's main street during the New Year's Celebration. Meg the Butcher and her bride, Reika Kitami strolled down the streets alongside the marching regiment, with Hayabusa and Bloody Shadow in tow.

Shouting out at the soldiers, heading off to the Holy Land on Crusade, she shouted "Go on! Go die for your Israelite heresies! Fight the Saracens with whom you share a God with!"

Meanwhile, Mistress Spencer, a beautiful Dominatrix and friend of Benikage the Bloody Shadow, led a group of protesters, all of whom were atheists and pagans.

The beautiful bombshell harassed the troops and shouted...

"Quimby will make all non-believers slaves! He's bringing back the Inquisition to stomp out science, arts, beauty, Paganism, Secularism, Evolution, and civil rights! He's let in a horde of Irish persons into our fair city and now he's leading a crusade into Jerusalem! Let's stop this Christ-worshipping Klansman from ruining our town further! VARG VIKERNES AND RICHARD DAWKINS OUR BROTHERS! JESUS AND MUHAMMAD OUR ENEMIES!"

Kitami, the beautiful blonde hentai Venus, spoke to Miss Schroeder.

"Megan, my dear, we should've run a better man against Quimby when we had the chance. Who knew he'd get us in a Crusade to free Christian pilgrims in Jerusalem? And who knew that this fic would have so many retarded inaccuracies? He got rid of Strickland Propane because it's cheaper to sell propane and propane accesories in Communist China! Now the people will be out of work!"

Hayabusa remarked "I have no idea. But on the good side, Benikage won the Rumble Roses tournament, and she can help us out in our fight against those Gaelic thugs. They've ruined our fine land, gouged out Meg's eye, replaced our techno and black metal with their hip-hop and alternative garbage on the radio, and killed Kitami's friends Minase and Imari."

Suddenly, they came upon a group of Dead Pikachus bullying a young woman. A beautiful brunette named Trisha Elric, one of Benikage's close friends with whom she played Vampire: The Masquerade with. The leader of the group was a fiery Irish redhead named Hiroko Takashiro, a nun from County Wexford, whom Kitami hated.

Bloody Shadow and Kitami charged at them!

"Leave Trisha alone!" shouted Benikage.

Reika Kitami's words were more harsh...

"GO BACK TO IRELAND!"
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Mistress Spencer joined in the fray, wielding her buggy whip screaming "LEAVE THE SEXY WOMAN ALONE YOU GREEN-EYED POTATO NIGGOS!"

A scuffle broke out and Benikage drew a wakisazhi blade hidden in her lingerie(She has Hammerspace panties!) and hacked the underlings into a glorious and beautiful mess of Crimson Gore. The hentai queen Kitami earned quite the boner from this(If you've seen Bible Black, this all makes sense!)

Takashiro screamed and ran away, running back to her Electric Hedgehog leader. Benikage killed the two Rosechus accompanying Takashiro. Poor Trisha Elric was covered in blood, but Hayabusa came to comfort her, while Benikage and Kitami came to lick the blood off of Miss Elric's hot MILF body(Yes, she's 26, but she is Edward Elric's mother, so she's technically a MILF)

Megan went over to Trisha, and said "Don't worry, we'll take care of this. The Dead Pikachus are history!", Mistress Spencer carried off Trisha in her arms, taking her home for a cup of Mountain Dew, a nice warm bed, and some hot kinky bondage. On top of the BDSM, they would do lots of nasty stuff. Weird stuff, Butt stuff.

Hayabusa agreed, drawing his katana and shouting...

"In the name of Odin, Jupiter, and Amasteru, we shall crush the Celtic thugs who defile our land with their drunken thuggery and Judeo-Christian heresies! No more will we tolerate the incompetence of Mayor Quimby and his corrupt allies Christian Chandler and Patrick O'Sonichu, leaders of the Dead Pikachus!"

Later that evening, a draft riot broke out. Mistress Spencer was leading a revolution to stamp out Quimby's supporters. They burned churches and roamed into Irish neighborhoods, killing every last one of the green-eyed micks. Many joined to protest the draft for the Crusade, where anyone could pay $600 to get out of the draft, but Quimby took all the jobs away from the people of CWCville, because it's cheaper to sell propane and propane accessories in Communist China.

Three kawaii shota boys named Pico, Chico, and Coco were torching the CWCville Stave Church, with Mayhem's "Freezing Moon" blaring out the car door. No longer would they tolerate the Hip-Hop and Alternative garbage. They liked Techno and Black Metal. Chico was a Cholo, Pico was a Black Metaller, and Coco was a tomgirl who liked to kill people(Buffalo Bill was his childhood hero). They all used to have jobs at Strickland Propane, but since Mayor Quimby sent the jobs to China, they have to live in a VAN down by the RIVER!

Rampaging through the streets, they saw a bionic man named Stone Cold Steve Austin, Pico shouted out...

"There's the Six-Million Dollar Man! GET HIM!"

Chico shouted "YO HOLMES! DID YOUR MONTHLY TUGBOAT BUY YOU OUT OF THE ARMY? CAN IT BUY ME OUT OF THE ARMY TOO?"

Pico continued..."I SELL PROPANE AND PROPANE ACCESSORIES, I TELL YOU WHAT! AND I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS! SHUT UP, DALE!"

Coco, already stark naked and drenched in blood ran down the streets with a straight razor and a flaming barber pole. Every Jerkop and soldier who saw it betrayed Quimby and joined Mistress Spencer's rebellion, pledging loyalty to the Pagan Dominatrix.

The next morning, the Dark Shinobi, led by Meg The Butcher met with the Dead Pikachus in the snow-covered Town Square.

Patrick O'Sonichu and The Shoujo Varg Vikernes(Megan, in case you forgot) met face to face, twelve steps separating them. Megan spoke...

"Is this it, mick? The Pope's new army? A few Sonic recolors and a handful of autistic retards?"

"You said this is a battle of warriors, not a bunch of slow-in-the-mind autists, so warriors is what I brought, Miss Schroeder."

"Bene.", Odin's Bride took off her top hat and the American Flag that kept her work-safe. Breasts bared and drawing out a butcher knife and cleaver, she spoke...
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"On my challenge, by the Ancient Roman Laws of Combat, we are met at this chosen ground to settle for good and all who holds sway over the Five Points of CWCville! Us TRUE and HONEST natives, who are born rightwise to this fine land? Or the DANG DIRTY GAELS defiling it?"

The ninjas, joined by Trisha Elric and Lust from FMA shouted in agreement.

Patrick O'Sonichu exclaimed in his thick Irish brogue.."By the Ancient Roman Laws of Combat, I accept this challenge of the so-called natives! Ye plague our people at every turn, but from this day out, ye shall plague us no more! For let it be known that the hand that tries to strike us from this land shall be swiftly cut down by GodJesus himself!"

The Dead Pikachus let out a Celtic War Cry!

Megan, full of fury, shouted "AND MAY THE ALL-FATHER ODIN GUIDE MY HAND AGAINST YOUR ROMAN POPERY!"

O'Sonichu drew out his Celtic Longsword and shouted "PREPARE TO RECIEVE THE TRUE LORD!", sounding just like Liam Neeson in Gangs of New York.

The groups rumbled in the snow, Ayane and Clyde Cash bashing Magi-Chan and Blake Sonichu's skulls in with Nordic Maces, while Hayabusa cut Chris-Chan himself into a fine red fondue with his Roman Gladius. Lust and Trisha Elric were slain by Kimmi, the Celtic Anime Love Doll, which sent Benikage into a bloodlust rage, knowing her LARP buddies were murdered by filthy Irish goons. She drew out twin MP5's and turned the living sex doll into Swiss Cheese, Kimmi was so Irish, she bled Jameson Whiskey dyed green.

But Silvana slew Clyde, and sicked Sonee and Rosey upon Ayane, devouring the beautiful vidya chick like retarded pirahna. Benikage leaped forward to slay the Sonichu babies. The beautiful Rumble Rose was mortally wounded, but she made sure to eat the Sonichu babies like a hungry dingo before she died.

Kitami leaped forward to slay Takashiro, finishing what she stared at New Year's, and then killed that wannabe tranny Silvana, because Silvana is a disgrace to TRUE and HONEST futanari. Reika Kitami was unscathed.

All that was left were Meg the Butcher and Patrick O'Sonichu, and the Irish Yellow Electric Hedgehog was beheaded and dismembered by the butcher knife and meat cleaver of the Shoujo Varg Vikernes. Sadly, O'Sonichu cut her up, leaving her to bleed to death.

Reika Kitami cradled her bleeding bride, wiping her tear-dimmed eyes. Meg the Butcher spoke to her girlfriend...

"Kitami, my hentai princess, I want to make love with you one last time before I die. And I want some kinky stuff like in Bible Black. I'm talking weird stuff, kinky stuff, butt stuff. I love your pickle, and I want it one last time."

Fortunately for Kitami, blood makes the best lubricant for hentai queens.
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Then Angewomon and MagnaAngemon came down, leading the Armies of Jupiter to destroy the Judeo-Christian forces that plagued CWCville. Quimby was nailed to a cross so he could die like the dirty Jew he accepted as his messiah, while Benikage, Megan, Trisha Elric, Lust, Hayabusa, and Ayane were restored to life, taken to Valhalla. Mistress Spencer threw a BDSM party for everyone to join(except the Irish, though Takashiro was allowed because she's hot!), while Benikage and Sesshoumaru went to the Ninja Dojo for their sex time, the sexy ninja alternating between taking it in her sexy butt and recycling the Dai-Youkai's semen, which she mixed with Dr. Pepper, a fine angelic drink, distilled from the lukewarm waters of the Potomac River.

All was well, the Dead Pikachus and the entire Celtic population of CWCville was exterminated, giving the town some much-needed Ethnic Spring Cleaning, Quimby was removed from power, and everyone quit being virgins with rage.

FIN

Fanfic by Christian Weston Chandler

Vandalized by Vivian Gee and Mary Lee Walsh

Directed by Martin Scorsese

(There you go, an intentionally retarded and disgusting Sonichu fanfic, written in the style of Chris-Chan as a homage)
>> No. 24349
I appreciate the fact that he's trying for self-parody, actually, but I don't really see what his point is--is this his way of making fun of himself? If so, then it's actually somewhat clever (I'll admit, the dead Pikachus gang is funny).

But it's also quite bizarre that--if he IS attempting to make nice somehow--he's doing it by writing a weird crackfic with Timboxian crossovers.
>> No. 24350
Wait, I wrote that last before I read the ending.

"Butt stuff." Is he also parodying Nick Bate? I don't even...
>> No. 24351
I love how these little persons just seem to assume that everyone will know who all these anime characters are - as if these are iconic fictional creations on a par with, say, Mickey Mouse or Super Mario.
>> No. 24352
Remember, he's a Troper. They view EVERYTHING, including real life, in the context of weeabaoo and nerd culture.

Incidentally, that's probably the main reason it has no chance of being taken seriously by mainstream criticism, its aspirations notwithstanding. I mean, Wikipedia gets a lot of (deserved) flack for being full of cruft and personing, but at least there's often boatloads of interesting and relevant information to be found as well. On TV Tropes, it's almost all cruft. Literature is the worst, as it's almost all either "speculative fiction" (read: the 5000 page novels with dragons on the cover that the one kid at your high school always read), or else it's braindead obvious shit we all read in high school.

Sometimes, when I'm feeling sadistic, I imagine a world in which a Troper is put in charge of preserving human cultural output for future generations. It's fucking chilling.
>> No. 24353
I'm very confused.
>> No. 24354
I like the "of course" in the line "of course their leader Megan Schroder."

Even if it's self-parodic, it's still clear where his loyalties lie--to a bleeding Megan Schroder getting it up the butt.
>> No. 24355
I have recieved another PM.

More Self-Parody!
If you enjoyed my self-parody fic "Gangs of CWCville" you'll enjoy the epilogue!

And so, in the Great Halls of Valhalla, Mistress Spencer and Benikage broke out into song at random, singing a fine Irish ballad(Because PaganDeathKnight is a fucking retarded hypocrite!), called Benikage The Rose, formerly known as Roisin the Bow

They sang loudly and clearly with harmony...

I traveled all over this wide world

And now to another I go

And I know that good quarters are waiting

To welcome Benikage the Rose


When I'm dead and laid out in a coffin

A voice you will hear from Lord Pluto

Saying "Send down a hog's head of Dr. Pepper"

"Take a drink with Benikage the Rose!"


Then get a half-dozen bishounen

And line them all up in a row

Let them drink down Dr. Pepper

To the memory of Benikage the Rose!


(EPIC BLACK METAL GUITAR SOLO!)

Then get these dozen bishounen

And let them be Mistress Spencer's hoes

She'll make them dig a hole in the middle

And in it put Benikage the Rose!


Well, I hear the old retard approaching

That autistic sub-human foe

He is the plagiarizing author

He has a disturbing crush upon Benikage the Rose!
>> No. 24356
Remember when CWC discovered his ED page and posted up all those pictures of him from his comic, suffering, in the gallery entitled - YA KNOW WHAT? I HATE ME TOO!!

I get the overwhelming feeling this is PaganDeathKnight doing the same thing.
>> No. 24357
This is amazing. Also, see if you can get him to make his video about the Irish; and for the love of god, keep the content flowing.
>> No. 24358
>>131936

Yeah, I had that exact same feeling; the icing on the cake is that both self-destructive provisions of content include creepy sexualizations of Ms. Megan Schroeder as an integral element.

It's the Circle of Lulz...
>> No. 24359
Tell him to make that 10 things bout the Irish video; it's only fair...
>> No. 24360
>>131936
>>131938
I was about to write the same.

I think he's banned here? Plz unban him so he can read and write.
>> No. 24361
>>131930
>Sometimes, when I'm feeling sadistic, I imagine a world in which a Troper is put in charge of preserving human cultural output for future generations. It's fucking chilling.

please go back to tvtropes
>> No. 24363
  >>131922
Not anime. Benikage & co are characters from a rather obscure women-wrestling masturbatory game series Rumble Roses, and the rest is DOA/Ninja Gaiden characters who are very well known among gamers (they have their separate Wikipedia articles and such).
>> No. 24364
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24364
Welp. This is going to be hilarious and pathetic to watch.

It's also indicative of a lack of maturity (yeah, yeah, Captain Obvious, I know): Most, if not all, of the things he doesn't seem to like about himself he can change with a combination of self-control, honest introspection, and maybe a therapist or counselor. Instead, he's going to seek our approval in some masochistic way.

Which, y'know, at least it'll be funny for us. Welcome to the lolcow fold, PDK.
>> No. 24365
>>132068
Y'know that kid at school so desperate to be liked by the cool kids that he'd do deranged shit for their entertainment - eat worms and dogshit, stuff like that, in a futile attempt to inveigle his way into their gang?

Yeah.

Eat the dogshit, PDK! If you want to be in our gang, you'll eat it! EAT IT!!
>> No. 24366
>>132068
Maybe we could get him to make an attack video against A-Log and engineer the long asked for 'tard war'?
>> No. 24367
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24367
>>132068
Well he did claim that he is getting "professional help" now.
I don't if that is true, though, or if he is just trying to cover all bases with his backpedaling.
>> No. 24368
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>>132075
Why did the 'what gods and goddesses do you worship?' part remind me of 'What sports do you play, other than jack off to naked drawn Japanese people?'
>> No. 24369
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>>132075
I think I can agree with PDK, Saturn > Pluto.

>Japanese gods and goddesses as well
SHINTODEATHNINJA
>> No. 24370
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24370
>>132077
Hey Christians,

My name is Paul, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are prudish, gullible, Irish Catholics who spend every second of their day reading stupid bible psalms. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever had any premarital sex? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of the Virgin Mary.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was high priest of the Pluto cult, and acolyte on my Saturn worship group. What gods and goddesses do you worship, other than your "holy trinity"? I also get straight A's in my history class, and have a banging hot priestess (She just hold a sacrifice ceremony; Shit was SO cash). You are all celtic scum who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me in my ceremonial robe.
>> No. 24371
>>132080

Hahahaha. This is honestly one of my favorite memes. The fact that it's done with these pathetic lolcows is what makes it.
>> No. 24372
>>132075
>Japanese Gods and Goddesses
Oh, for fuck's sake. Is there any lolcow out there who doesn't have weeaboo tendencies?
>> No. 24373
Got another PM from our favourite doughy worshipper of Pluto if you guys are interested. He's written a sequel to his Gangs Of Cwcville fanfic, entitled Gangs Of Cwcville II: Trve Kvlt Boogaloo.

Shall I post it?
>> No. 24374
Oh yes please. This is great.
>> No. 24376
>>132094
>Trve Kvlt Boogaloo
Really now ..?
I though he was banned here.
>> No. 24377
To be honest, I don't really want to. I mean, I'm sure you guys would be interested, but it's becoming embarrassingly obvious, to me anyway, that he's trying to turn all this around and go, "Ha ha, soooo funny! I mean, we're all friends, right, guys?"

There's a few little comments in the message which suggest to me that not only is he reading this thread (and possibly posting in it) but that perhaps, if he IS taking some sort of masochistic delight in being trolled, the best course of action would be to just ignore him and carry on abusing him on our own terms as we have been doing.
>> No. 24378
>>132100
I feel strangely violated, seeing him using OUR jokes. No, PaganDeathKnight, you are NOT part of this and you never were. We are not your friends and the joke is very much on you.

Stop trying to make us like you using our material, you fat goth cunt.
>> No. 24379
>>132101
Well, then tell him that he's not getting any more exposure for himself until he attack videos someone like A-Log or TUA. If he obeys, then you can post the stuff.

But don't withhold content just because you think he'll "win" or something; this situation is still pathetic, anyway you look at it, and I just want to watch it evolve.
>> No. 24380
>>132103
So... Don't post it until he does something.
But post it, because you don't want the content being hoarded.

Nice self-contradicting statement. Paulus, is that you, nigga?
>> No. 24381
>>132106

No, what I meant was, as a general rule, persons shouldn't be hoarding content because a lolcow is knowingly producing it for troll consumption; some of the best Chris stuff came that way.
>> No. 24382
Very well. I am going to post it, since clearly demand is high, but I am also going to include his irritating author's notes, as well...
>> No. 24383
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24383
Gangs of CWCville 2: Trve Kvlt Boogaloo Volume I

I know I shouldn't be sending you this, but I find it fun to lash out at myself, and I'm not getting in a tard war with A-Log

But here's the first installment of Gangs of CWCville 2: Trve Kvlt Boogaloo


CWCville, Spring, 1896

The death of Diamond Joe Quimby left a hole to be filled in terms of political power, and just when one enemy fell, several more rose to take their place. As CWCville rebuilt and Strickland Propane returned to the area, after being outsourced by Quimby, Mistress Spencer was trying to launch a political campaign in the Mayoral Election, with the glorious Black Metal Warrior Varg Vikernes as her running mate.

However, the Pope, angered at the loss of Quimby and the Pagan/Atheist coalition in CWCville, called the Kings of Europe to unite for a Crusade. At the helm of the Crusader Army were the Teutonic Knights, led by the Holy Roman Emperor Newt Gingrich, accompanied by his allies, Sir Richard Perry the Lionheart, who was the Earl of Sussex, Baronness Michelle Bachmann of Northern Saxony, a retarded concubine named Sarah Palin, who was the retarded and autistic rape child of Ronald Reagan and Peggy Hill.

The Teutonic Knights began the long march to CWCville, seeking to claim the land in the name of their God, Pope Urban X, and Emperor Gingrich of the Holy Roman Empire(Which in this fic, was a solidified empire and not a confederation of quarreling Germanic states)

Ayane and Meg the Butcher were in the fields, trying to raise an army to defend CWCville, for the Dark Shinobi knew that once Quimby was gone, the Pope would try to reclaim his territories and have the Crowned Heads of Europe at his side.
>> No. 24384
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24384
Ayane, the purple-haired beauty addressed her troops, holding an assault rifle....

"Okay, this is a Kalashnikov AK-47! When you absolutely have to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes!"

But the dark-haired tomgirl shota named Coco said "But, ma'am, should we not use an M16 variant? It would be lighter to carry and ammunition is more readily available?"

Ayane walked over to the cross-dresser and grabbed his ass, pulling his pink panties down as she screamed..

"Coco! ARE YOU A QUEER? DO YOU SUCK DICK?"

"Sir! Yes Sir!" Coco screamed

"I BET YOU ARE THE KIND OF GUY WHO WOULD FUCK ANOTHER SHOTA IN THE ASS AND NOT HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY TO GIVE HIM A REACH-AROUND!" Ayane continued, having torn off all of Coco's clothes.

"SIR! YES SIR! I'M A HENTAI CHARACTER! I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES SO LONG AS IT'S EITHER A SEXY ANIME CHICK OR A CUTE BISHOUNEN BOY! NOW STRIP DOWN, MAKE ME A SANDWICH, AND GIVE ME A BLOWJOB!!! I'M COCO, BITCH! ADMIT IT! YOU WANT MY PICKLE IN YOUR ASS! WE'RE GONNA MAKE SONICHU #8 LOOK LIKE THE 700 CLUB!"

"That's what I wanted to hear, Coco! Now let's motivate the troops!", Ayane said, already naked and tossing Coco a bottle of lube. Now, I know what you are thinking, he's a shota, that's creepy right? Only if a man is fucking him!

When an older male has sex with a loli or shota, it's a crime.

When a sexy anime female has sex with a cute anime loli or shota, it's a crime we didn't get it on film!

Lubing up, Coco slammed into Ayane, making her scream.

"Damn, you're tight! Ninjas do make the best fuck buddies!"

"YEAH! Coco, give me more of that pickle! FUCK MY ASS LIKE A PISTON ON A STEAM LOCOMOTIVE!"

And as they were having their fun, Coco reveling in the tight heat, a rustling was heard in the nearby bushes.

Megan Schroeder was like "Wait! I think I hear something...A-Log? Is that you!"
>> No. 24385
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24385
A-Log appeared from the bushes in his retarded autistic glory.

A soldier was like "A-Log! Not this again! You're not in the Heathen Army of CWCville, you're not supposed to be seeing this, and you're definitely not allowed to be jacking it while you watch! Now GET OUT!"

Another soldier shot A-Log in the head with a shotgun, reducing the furry's skull into a fine vermillion mist.

Meg screamed "DAMMIT A-LOG! Your tomfoolery and peeping has exposed our position! Now Fox News will have a Field Day! You know how they're trying to bring Heathens and Secularists down a notch! Why? Because Rupert Murdoch is a devout Australian Christian and the Pope's personal cum receptacle! Now, Coco, I believe you were pounding into Ayane's sexy butt! If you need more lube, I've got a straight razor and I can cut my leg open for you. Ask my wife Reika Kitami, blood makes the best lubricant!"

After all that, Coco began to buttfuck the ninja girl once more, playing with her sweet pussy and tawdling her purple pubic hair, which was shaped like a heart, because all animu and vidya girls have heart-shaped patches of pubes that come in pretty colors.

As the shota continued to assault Ayane's ass with his duck, she screamed "SHOOT THAT WHITE NAVY OF YOURS IN ME! GIVE IT UP YOU CROSS-DRESSING STALLION!"
>> No. 24386
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24386
Ryu Hayabusa watched and all he could say is..."You Fail Sex Ed Forever! You all do! Especially the autistic retard who is writing this crap!"

And then Coco came with more semen than the French Fleet, so much that it even inflated Ayane's stomach. Hayabusa said "Again, let me re-iterate, You Fail Sex Ed Forever! Coco's a kid, one, that's illegal, two, nobody on Earth can produce more semen than the French Fleet unless they happen to be Reika Kitami, because she's a character in Bible Black and she is AWESOME!"

Coco stood up to confess..."Despite the fact that I look like a ten year old shota boy, I'm 50. In fact, I'm Reika Kitami's father, which is why the women call me a DILF. So, Kitami, when are you going to give me that grandchild? Stop buttfucking Megan and make her take it in the pussy like a real man! I WANT GRANDCHILDREN!"

Kitami stood up and said "Daddy Coco, I'll give you a grandchild, but first, we must train our army to defend against Newt Gingrich's Teutonic Knights! And we must ensure that Mistress Spencer and Varg Vikernes win the election and defeat the Neo-Conservative Christ-worshipping Republican curs!"

And so they broke out into a campaign song called "Spencer and Vikernes Too!" which is a rip-off of the Civil War song "Lincoln and Liberty Too", because PDK is a plagiarzing and unoriginal asspie bastard unworthy of human life!
>> No. 24387
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24387
Hurrah for the choice of our nation
A dominatrix so brave and so true
We'll go for the Pagan revolution
For Spencer and Vikernes too!

CHORUS
We'll go for the daughter of Canada
The hero of CWCville tried and true
The pride of the heathen so lucky
For Spencer and Vikernes too!

Mars's Good Sword is bloody
The Abrahamic Giant it slew
Oh shout for our freedom
Shout for Spencer and Vikernes too!

CHORUS

They'll find out the hard way
What a Dominatrix Statesman can do
The people are a callin'
For Spencer and Vikernes too!

CHORUS

Then up with our banner victorious
The Star-Spangled Red White and Blue
And we'll have a BDSM Orgy so glorious
For Spencer and Vikernes too!

CHORUS

(Original song is attached to the message)


Then Benikage shouted out "But wait! Mistress Spencer is Canadian and Varg Vikernes is from Norway! They can't run for office!"

Kasumi, sister of Ayane rose up and said "Ah, but Propostion 34 passed, allowing foreigners to run for office and the use of hentai and hard 19th Century language in political campaigns!"

Everyone cheered for now, but there would be a hard fight ahead of them


(Another retarded fic, but meh, once Gangs of CWCville is done, I'm through. Unlike other troll attempts, this is fun. And if you can't laugh at yourself, why laugh at all?)
>> No. 24388
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24388
So, he's quite happy to have A-Log violently killed in his fanfic, but asking him to make a video attacking him - no, that's much.

What, is he genuinely scared of that greasy lardass and his 'verbal pwnage'?
>> No. 24389
So, um, does anybody care about PaganDeathKnight any more? Because I've got a PM from him, promising a video tonight.
>> No. 24390
>>132446
I do.
>> No. 24391
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24391
>>132446
How's that ED page coming along, by the way?
>> No. 24392
Yeah, OK, so nobody cares. No biggie.
>> No. 24393
>>132460
I'd imagine people will regain interest if these two new videos turn out to be as stupid as they sound.
>> No. 24394
He's sent me ANOTHER fanfic, completely unrequested and unprompted - Gangs Of CWCVille 2.

I know that /cwc/ are a bunch of crackbabies where content is concerned, but I'm really disinclined to post it for numerous reasons:

1. There doesn't seem sufficient interest in it, to even warrant posting it.
2. It's shit and not even funny.
3. I suspect he's enjoying having an audience.

If there's a genuine demand, I will post it, but it seems to me that there's only really one person interested. This same person responded almost immediately when I mentioned it. Details in his messages to me suggest that he's reading this thread. I'd really like it if a mod could check the IP of that individual, so we can ascertain whether or not it actually is PDK.
>> No. 24395
>>132472
Yeah, I wouldn't give him the satisfaction. I also think he's reading the thread. He used that "damn dirty Gael" line we came up with.
>> No. 24396
>>132481
Not to mention that Trve Kvlt Boogaloo thing. That was our joke, too.
>> No. 24397
PDK if you're reading this could you please stop stealing our jokes and also stop being a fag maybe.
>> No. 24398
>>132450
Can we have this poster's IP and location, please, mods? I suspect them of being PaganDeathKnight.

I was under the impression he was banned from /cwc/, but there's too many coincidences here.
>> No. 24399
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24399
>>132484
No.
>> No. 24400
Holy shit! Bring up one Irish Confederate general, another dude makes a witty Gangs of NY based retort and this is the shitstorm that follows?
>> No. 24401
  Show your face or it doesn't count, Paulus.
>> No. 24402
>>132503
Urgh. That heavy, laboured breathing you can hear, like he's getting tired just by talking...
>> No. 24403
>>132503
>>Don't forget my assistant; Mr. Slave! Formerly known as Sasuke Uchiha!

Oh great! Another lolcow that wants to have kinky bondage with Sasuke? I think we found a new friend for ADF!
>> No. 24404
>>132503
He did that Roman statue face thing in the video before that as well so it isn't really that much of a surprise.
>> No. 24405
>>132503
Was anyone else waiting for him to get the fucking point?
>> No. 24406
>>132518
What the fuck is he even talking about? I don't understand. What is he doing?
>> No. 24407
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24407
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24408
>>132542
So, his plan to stop people picking on him, because he's an unfunny retard is to... Act like an unfunny retard?
>> No. 24410
Well, I must admit his Plan B of "I'm gonna herp and derp and do all they want as the /cwc/'s first ever self-aware post-ironic lolcow until everyone feels awkard" is working better for him than his original attempt "I shall expose those trolls and cry-laugh at them on YouTube while Pluto smites them!"
>> No. 24411
He's supposed to make two other videos tonight... Still waiting on them.
>> No. 24412
>>132542
Whoa. Meta.
>> No. 24413
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24413
>>132609
What's so 'meta' about it? Is it because the stupid homosexual deviant doesn't understand how to stop himself from being trolled?

Still, this is more entertaining than Chris has been in two months.
>> No. 24414
  'In a long-awaited video, PaganDeathKnight humors an idiotic troll and confirms that he loves the Irish and Irish culture, and he even sings an Irish folk ballad(Albeit very badly)

The song is an actual ballad from Ireland that survived in Appalachia as well, titled "Down in a Willow Garden" and also titled "Rose Conelly"

Sorry for all this madness'
>> No. 24415
Those eyebrows are huge.
>> No. 24416
Given that he's actively seeking our attention with his videos and fanfics, wouldn't a better way of trolling him be to ignore all his output entirely and continue trolling him in our own way?
>> No. 24417
>>132701
Damn, he looks so fucking old without sunglasses. He's what 19, allegedly?

>autistic cowboy Brezhnev
>> No. 24418
>>132711
He's like Jack Black but without the charisma or wit.
>> No. 24419
>>132703
shut up, Pagan Death Knight.
>> No. 24420
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24420
>>132703
So we should call him up and yell JUUULLAAAAYYYYYYY or are we going to try to dig up his dead dog?
>> No. 24421
  Begun, the tard war has.
>> No. 24422
>>132932
Please tell me that someone has mirrored his videos.

Also, his voice reminds me of those nonconformist goth-wannabe hipsters that smoke cloves to appear edgy.

Was he about to cum when he said "six inch foxdick?"
>> No. 24423
I hate his fucking voice. He sounds like such a fag.
>> No. 24424
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24424
>>132932
From A-Log's channel page, gentlemen...
>> No. 24425
>>133007
This is like Yojimbo, but if it was remade with a cast of fat autistics.
>> No. 24426
>>133007

What the fuck
That long paragraph makes no fucking sense.
It's likw he started out with a thought and then in the midst of it he had a violent, uncontrollable autism attack.
>> No. 24427
>>133096
>then in the midst of it he had a violent, uncontrollable autism attack
Guess we're supposed to murder PDK now. Get the carpet ready.
>> No. 24428
>>133007
Why is it always just Pluto and Jupiter? Does he have a beef with the rest of the Roman pantheon?
>> No. 24429
He deleted his video without sunglasses.
>Damn, he looks so fucking old without sunglasses. He's what 19, allegedly?
Maybe this is the reason.
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24430
>>133099

How does pointing out the autistic nature of his comment equal "LOL JULAYYY DIG UP PATTY" in your mind? Am I not allowed to call a spεrg a spεrg on a website dedicated to calling retards retarded?
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24431
>>133007
This is a PM he sent me, regarding that.

D'awww, look! He thinks he's being Machiavellian.
>> No. 24432
>>133210
Tard vs tard. This is going to be painful to watch.
>> No. 24433
>>133116
Oh, I didn't mean it like that. It was a reference to the fact that PDK thinks we want to kill autistic people or something.
>> No. 24434
>>133099
im preparing the bridge
>> No. 24435
The tard rage continues....

CWCville, Spring, 1896

The Army of CWCville had been solidified, and they would be ready to take on the Pope's incoming forces, but first, Mistress Muriel Spencer had to defeat her political opponent, Christian Weston Chandler of the Republican Party, who had connections to Quimby and the Dead Pikachus, but also held a stake in Strickland Propane, allowing him to gain support despite his past. His running mate was Father Alexander Anderson, a dirty Gael and Catholic Priest.

Megan Schroeder had just rebuilt her slaughterhouse, and was looking for new employees. She found one in Tsunade, a 99-year old grandmother who did not look her age. She looked like a sexy animu chick, albeit an older one.

Meg the Butcher looked over Tsunade's resume and asked....

"Well, while you are the Fifth Hokage, which is good, you seem to have a lot of gaps in your employment history...."

Tsunade spoke...

"Well, from '33 to '45, FDR was in the White House, so I was on the welfare. In the '60's, you had Kennedy and LBJ, so I was on the welfare. And from '77 to '81, Jimmy Carter, so I was on the welfare. From '93 to '01, Clinton was in the White House, but I wasn't on the welfare, I was part of his entourage."

Miss Schroeder nodded.."Ma'am, the year is 1896, none of that stuff has happened yet. I noticed a wrecked DeLorean outside my shop. Is that your car? Did you get it past 88 miles an hour? Go on."

"He liked me more than Miss Lewinsky, because Ninja Girls give the best blowjobs. I did this thing, where I cycled his semen. See, I mixed it with Dr. Pepper, a fine angelic drink made from the still lukewarm waters of the Potomac River, and I'd drink it down. It gave me his vitality, and Dr. Pepper tastes so good. And, yes, I did get the car up to 88 miles an hour, because PDK is an autistic retard who ruined Back to the Future for everyone!"

And it was then the key that the Dark Shinobi needed to defeating Chandler in the election clicked...

"That's it! Thank you, Tsunade! I'll be sure to invite you to the political Mass Debate in Town Hall."

And so a Mass Debate was held at City Hall, Mistress Spencer and Varg Vikernes on one side, Christian Weston Chandler and Alexander Anderson on another....

The moderator was a cute and adorable animu shota named Kuro-Kun, who despite his appearance, was 56.

The maid-boy spoke....

"Hello everyone, I'd like to welcome everyone to the Mass Debate at CWCville Hall. Running on behalf of the Ninja Party is Muriel Spencer and her running mate Varg Vikernes, and on behalf of the Republicans are Christian Weston Chandler and his running mate, an Irish pedofork named Alexander Anderson. Now, before we begin, I'd like to ask Mistress Spencer a question."

The Dominatrix Statesman replied "Yes, my little beta, what is it?"

"Umm...Mistress Spencer, can I please remove my vibrating butt-plug? It's killing me! And I think Megan's blood is clotting around it, losing the lubricating effect it once had. And the buzzing is so intense, I think it'll give me prostate cancer."

Spencer said "Sorry, Kuro-Kun, all of my subs shall stay plugged until the debate is over. But once it's over, me and your fellow sub Sakura Haruno will massage you and we'll have wondeful times! Dr. Pepper and Ice Cream for everyone! Because I'm a good Dominatrix!"

The people cheered

Kuro-Kun then asked the Republican tard....

"Mr. Chandler, what is your view on Same-Sex Marriage and Gay Rights?"

Chris-Chan lashed out violently..."We must kill DA HOMOS! Unless they are prison-dwelling man-rapists, those Homos are okay! We need them! But every other Homo has to be killed or cured, because God Hates Fags! I'm a God-fearing, Christ-worshipping member of the Westboro Baptist Church, and I follow the Jewish Heresies of the Bible as long as I am breathing!"


The whole crowd booed him and MIstress Spencer responded "Can the homophobia. You want to kill all LGBT people except for Prison Rapists, the one group of homosexuals who actually deserve death? I'm a bisexual sadomasochist, and that sickens me, you Nazarene cur!"

Kuro-Kun then asked the next question....

"Mistress Spencer, what are your views on autism?"

The beautiful Dominatrix Statesman spoke clearly and heroically..."We need to kill the autists. Autistics are retarded mouth-breathing failures and are a waste of life. These mentally retarded failures strain our society and give nothing back to it! They are unable to relate to human life and it is time we enact the Final Solution to the Autist Problem! Think about it! A-Log, The Unknown Autobot, Pixyteri, PaganDeathKnight, and of course, the man I am debating with! Send them to a special camp I have built outside of CWCville I like to call Spencerwood. Yes, it looks like Dollywood, but I assure you, it is like a more effective Auschwitz, and we only detain persons at this camp. But don't worry, the failures get to ride a choo-choo before they are slaughtered like the animals they are and turned into road filler and soap, making them useful to society at last."


The crowd cheered..."KICK THE AUTISTIC! SPILL HIS BLOOD! VARG VIKERNES AND MURIEL SPENCER FOR LIFE! DEATH TO CHRIS-CHAN!"


They sang Spencer and Vikernes Too once more...

We'll go for the Daughter of Canada
The hero of CWCville, tried and true
The Pride of the Heathen so lucky
For Spencer and Vikernes too!


But Kuro-Kun interjected...."Wait! Before we send this worthless retard to his rightful fate in a gas oven, we still have to do closing statements! I believe that Mr. Vikernes has the floor."

Varg Vikernes, that heroic Black Metal warrior and eloquent statesman began to address the bloodthirsty crowd....

"I have discovered from my friend Megan Schroeder, a local butcher and a huge fan of Burzum, that Christian Weston Chandler cycles semen, and does it all wrong. First off, he uses Fanta with his semen, and THAT IS NOT RIGHT! You're supposed to use Dr. Pepper! It's a fine angelic drink made from the lukewarm waters of the Potomac River and blessed by Thor himself! Fanta is nothing more than fermented orange swill made by Scots-Irish Zionist Bankers to sell to autistics!"

Vivian Gee, one of Mistress Spencer's subs, rose up, wearing nothing more than a slave collar, black socks, and a butt plug, as she addressed the people in her sweet and innocent way...

"Chris-Chan, don't you see? You used the wrong drink! And you don't cycle your own spunk! You cycle your partner's! I do it to my fellow sub Sasuke, and I do it to Jody Crowley and Reika Kitami, who are TRUE and HONEST futanari, unlike that DIRTY GAEL known as Silvana, who is being tormented in Tatarus as we speak! The semen of a TRUE and HONEST Futanari is sweet ambrosia, it tastes like vanilla ice cream and goes well with Dr. Pepper, that fine drink made from the lukewarm waters of the Potomac River!

Good people of CWCville, listen to me! Please elect my master, Muriel Spencer, as Mayor of CWCville, she will save us all from the incoming threat! The Pope has called for a Crusade to reclaim CWCville and reinstate the Christian treachery that Quimby put upon us! Chandler is nothing more than a plant for them! The Pope has called all the Kings of Europe to rally behind his banner, among them being Emperor Newt Gingrich of the Holy Roman Empire, and the leader of his Paladins, Sir Richard Perry of the Teutonic Knights!"

Shikamaru Nara, another sub, clad in a slave collar, butt-plug, and assless chaps, with scars and lashes all over his back, rose up.

"Vivian Gee is right! We must rally around the flag shouting the Battlecry of Freedom!"

And soon, a voice shouted "WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!"

Benikage rushed into the hall, armed with an M4A1 Carbine.

"The Teutonic Knights are here! To Arms!"

Everyone grabbed their guns and blades, and ran out to fight the Crusaders....

TO BE CONTINUED....
>> No. 24436
(Continued from previous post)

But don't worry, the failures get to ride a choo-choo before they are slaughtered like the animals they are and turned into road filler and soap, making them useful to society at last."


The crowd cheered..."KICK THE AUTISTIC! SPILL HIS BLOOD! VARG VIKERNES AND MURIEL SPENCER FOR LIFE! DEATH TO CHRIS-CHAN!"


They sang Spencer and Vikernes Too once more...

We'll go for the Daughter of Canada
The hero of CWCville, tried and true
The Pride of the Heathen so lucky
For Spencer and Vikernes too!


But Kuro-Kun interjected...."Wait! Before we send this worthless retard to his rightful fate in a gas oven, we still have to do closing statements! I believe that Mr. Vikernes has the floor."

Varg Vikernes, that heroic Black Metal warrior and eloquent statesman began to address the bloodthirsty crowd....

"I have discovered from my friend Megan Schroeder, a local butcher and a huge fan of Burzum, that Christian Weston Chandler cycles semen, and does it all wrong. First off, he uses Fanta with his semen, and THAT IS NOT RIGHT! You're supposed to use Dr. Pepper! It's a fine angelic drink made from the lukewarm waters of the Potomac River and blessed by Thor himself! Fanta is nothing more than fermented orange swill made by Scots-Irish Zionist Bankers to sell to autistics!"

Vivian Gee, one of Mistress Spencer's subs, rose up, wearing nothing more than a slave collar, black socks, and a butt plug, as she addressed the people in her sweet and innocent way...

"Chris-Chan, don't you see? You used the wrong drink! And you don't cycle your own spunk! You cycle your partner's! I do it to my fellow sub Sasuke, and I do it to Jody Crowley and Reika Kitami, who are TRUE and HONEST futanari, unlike that DIRTY GAEL known as Silvana, who is being tormented in Tatarus as we speak! The semen of a TRUE and HONEST Futanari is sweet ambrosia, it tastes like vanilla ice cream and goes well with Dr. Pepper, that fine drink made from the lukewarm waters of the Potomac River!

Good people of CWCville, listen to me! Please elect my master, Muriel Spencer, as Mayor of CWCville, she will save us all from the incoming threat! The Pope has called for a Crusade to reclaim CWCville and reinstate the Christian treachery that Quimby put upon us! Chandler is nothing more than a plant for them! The Pope has called all the Kings of Europe to rally behind his banner, among them being Emperor Newt Gingrich of the Holy Roman Empire, and the leader of his Paladins, Sir Richard Perry of the Teutonic Knights!"

Shikamaru Nara, another sub, clad in a slave collar, butt-plug, and assless chaps, with scars and lashes all over his back, rose up.

"Vivian Gee is right! We must rally around the flag shouting the Battlecry of Freedom!"

And soon, a voice shouted "WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!"

Benikage rushed into the hall, armed with an M4A1 Carbine.

"The Teutonic Knights are here! To Arms!"

Everyone grabbed their guns and blades, and ran out to fight the Crusaders....
>> No. 24437
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24437
>>133237
Y halo thar, PaganDeathKnight.
Too bad nobody cares about your shitty unfunny fanfic that you've spent hours writing to try and curry favour with the trolls, huh, brah?
>> No. 24438
(I swear, PDK is turning into ADF)

The death of Pixyteri at the hands of the hero Sasuke Uchiha, bondage slave to Hinata Hyuga

Down in a Texas Target
Where me and that bitch did meet
There we sat a courtin'
The tard went off to sleep

I had a bottle of blueberry wine
Which the weaboo did not know
And there I poisoned that autist girl
Down under the banks below

I stabbed her with my dagger, a sharp and steely knife
And threw her in the River Shannon, which was a sexy sight
Master Hyuga often told me that money would set me free
If I would euthanize that weaboo girl whose name was Pixyteri

And now Master sits by the old cabin door, a wipin' her tear-dimmed eyes
As she sees her dearest sub hang from the gallows high
My race is run beneath the sun, Hell's a waitin' for me
For I have euthanized that weaboo girl whose name was Pixyteri

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=260c3FGN9bE
>> No. 24439
(More autistic stupidity from the retard Pagan Death Knight)

It was the town of Ruckersville
A town you all know well
Raised by honest parents
And the truth to you I'll tell

I trolled a Ruckersville Tomgirl
With wandering autistic eyes
I asked this lolcow to marry me
And me he didn't deny

I fell in love with a bishounen tomgirl
I loved him just as well
Lord Pluto put it into my heart
This autistic tard to kill

I called upon Chris one night
Alone about half-past eight
To walk alone, talk alone
And plan our wedding date

We walked along and talked along
Till we came upon level ground
I drew forth a katana
And I knocked that retard down

"Oh Lord! Oh Lord! Don't murder me!"
"Oh Lord! Oh Lord!" he cried
"Vivian my dear, don't murder me here!"
"For I'm unprepared to die!"

I paid no heed to the retard
I only slashed him more
Till the ground around me
With his blood did flow

I picked him up by long greasy hair
And dragged him round and round
And threw Chris-Chan in the river
That flows by Ruckersville Town

I got home around one o'clock
My clothes were bloodied, oh
The explanation I gave to them
"Been bleeding at the nose"

So I called for a candlestick
To light my way to bed
I called for a hankerchief
To cool my aching head

So I rolled and tumbled the whole night through
My dreams were a living Hell
They came from the town of Ruckersville
And threw me off in jail

But I'm here at Washington
I've earned the Medal of Freedom well
All because I murdered that autistic tard
And sent him to a well-deserved Hell

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8YGnxD6ZPU
>> No. 24440
>>133246
>(More autistic stupidity from the retard Pagan Death Knight)
That sentence sounds awfully PDK-esque. Are you PDK, anon? It's okay, I won't tell anyone.
>> No. 24441
>>133256
It's OBVIOUSLY him. So obvious, in fact, that it's painful. Fuck off, PaganDoucheShite.
>> No. 24442
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24442
>>133237
>>133240
>>133244
>>133246
Fuck off PaganDoucheSpe­rg, we don't want your unfunny shit here.
>> No. 24443
Pagan Death Knight is the reason why we need to bring back Eugenics. He's a fucking moron and a retarded dumbass.
>> No. 24444
>>133291
Hi PaganDeathKnight.
>> No. 24445
PDK, stop this shit, it's embarrassing. You're about as convincing as JenkinsJinkies.
>> No. 24446
>>133291
Dude, fuck off. It's fucking pathetic.
>> No. 24447
>>133291
WOW Pagan Death Knight, you're even more autistic than Chrissy! You pathethic Fuck!
>> No. 24448
Chris-Chan: Kick the Autistic

PDK: KILL the Autistic
>> No. 24449
>>133301
We know it's you, asshole. Cut it out.
>> No. 24450
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24450
>>133301
>> No. 24451
>>133301
You know what really makes you Chris-like? The fact that you blame all your failures on your condition.
>> No. 24453
>>133331
I would think so, but nobody sane would have this much virulent self-loathing. I think he's being sarcastic.
>> No. 24454
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24454
Did anyone save the video of PDK with no sunglasses?

He appears to really hate himself, and I kinda feel sorry for him now. Anyone thinks he might be schizophrenic? He seems to me to be something more than just mildly autistic (socially retarded). Paranoia for one, depression obviously...

New fanfics: tl;dr, but I'm sad about it for some reason. I think I might beginning to sympathise with him. He strikes me as an extremely unhappy and unsecure person, and also I share several interests with him.

In before >>132484 again. Also,

>>133300
>Chrissy

Oh for fucks sake.

Also also, the whole thing reminded me of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cal_(novel)

>Cal's self-hatred and depression manifest themselves in a number of ways, such as swearing at himself "You big crotte de chien", hatred of his name, even a hatred of his own reflection.
>> No. 24455
  >>133340
>Did anyone save the video of PDK with no sunglasses?

Here ya go.
>> No. 24456
>He appears to really hate himself, and I kinda feel sorry for him now. Anyone thinks he might be schizophrenic? He seems to me to be something more than just mildly autistic (socially retarded). Paranoia for one, depression obviously...

I don't think he seriously hates himself any more than any other whiny goth kid who claims he wants to die.

He wants attention and he wants us to think he's 'omgsodeepandmatureandedgy'. Melodramatic statements about death and claiming to worship strange, unusual gods are par for the course among mallgoths like him.
>> No. 24457
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24457
LOL.
>> No. 24458
>>133367
Holy Shit are those his real eyebrows?!
>> No. 24459
>>133367
Dem eyebrows
>> No. 24460
  >>133521
Mirror from alogisahueghomosexual deviant
>> No. 24461
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24461
Hey guys, look at this! PaganDeathKnight is totally not exaggerating!
>> No. 24462
>>133753
He keeps talking about being "aware" of his lolcow status, and that he'll stop giving trolls ammunition to use against him, but he doesn't. He just keeps doing retarded shit, like insulting himself on here.
>> No. 24463
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24463
>>133753
Oh wow, he's doing the typical goth/emo kid tactic of "I'm gonna kill myself and then you'll all wish you'd been nicer to me!"
>> No. 24464
I hope he kills himself on cam.

Commit sepuku since your honor has been tarnished, you creepy fuck.
>> No. 24465
>>133766

Thing is, like 99% of the "bullying" has been him against himself.
>> No. 24466
>>133766
Perhaps we can look forward to his next video, in which he fumbles with a storebought, aluminium katana which visibly bends when he tries to stab himself with it, before he gives up and says something about the dang, dirty trolls.
>> No. 24467
>>133769
Does he actually realise what he's saying? What a dumb fucking thing to kill yourself over - oh noes, those trolls are so cruel, mocking me for things I myself have said, posting my crappy fanfiction that I have personally sent to them and laughing at videos I uploaded to YouTube of my own volition.

It's not even proper 'cyberbullying', so he can't even pull that excuse out of the bag, it's just someone being an idiot and not knowing when to shut their pasty, flabby face.
>> No. 24468
>>133773
It's just like when Chris uploaded all those pictures to ED. The self-loeathing is strong with this one.
>> No. 24469
>>133791

See, the thing is, when Chris-Chan uploaded those photos to ED, it was a failed attempt at reverse psychology.

But when I read PDK's Facebook comments and see his videos, I get this creepy vibe that he might actually hate himself.

In before people accuse me of being PDK.
>> No. 24470
I don't think it's that simple; I think he's trying to troll-shield by self-trolling.
>> No. 24471
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24471
Don't worry guys; he says his blood won't be on our hands.
>> No. 24472
>>133797

Normally I'd think that, but reading through his Facebook stuff that predates November 2011, before he knew about us or possibly even before he knew Chris-Chan, I get this unusual feeling he hates himself for real.

I dunno, maybe it's just me
>> No. 24473
>>133801
Wow. There's a heady mix of emo self-loathing and unwarranted self-importance there, isn't there?
>> No. 24474
homosexual deviant wants attention
>> No. 24475
>>133769
Well his mom is one his bullies too, lol
>> No. 24476
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24476
>>133801
>Life is suffering. Death is freedom. Between a family that treats me like shit, a hopeless future, a retarded and autistic brain that will never produce anything useful, a miserable past, and a bleak present, all I can seek is true freedom, and that is only available in death.
IN THIS PITIFUL, ADULT LIFE!!
>> No. 24477
>>133808

If he wants attention, he already has it, and the only reason he'd keep sending us videos and fics is for attention. PDK has already told us that he sends us lolcow material for attention.

I think he might be telling the truth about suicide, though, but I don't know for sure
>> No. 24478
>>133753

/cwc/ - alpha tards
>> No. 24479
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24479
>>133807
Check this out. Originally posted on the channel page of ALogIsAHueghomosexual deviant.
>> No. 24480
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24480
>>133815
Am I the only one thinking that we should respond to his threats of suicide by being really kind, understanding, supportive and reasonable and then ask him if he'd like to hear about the healing power of Jesus Christ?
>> No. 24481
Can a mod please check the IPs for the posts in this thread and check which ones are located in PDK's area? He seems like a big enough attention whore to actually WANT to e a lolcow.
>> No. 24482
You know, the old PSAs always say to get someone who's suicidal help.

http://www.virginiawestern.edu/services/advising/index.php

It's his community college's counseling contact info.
>> No. 24483
>>133813
suggested for new board title
>>133812
There definately is something... off about his ranting.
>> No. 24484
>>133820
Can we check and see if there any explicitly Christian advice centres?
>> No. 24485
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24485
Why would he kill himself? Wasn't he just bragging about owning that vintage copy of Vampire: The Masquerade?

Seems to me that things are pretty sweet in his geek-goth world, right about now.
>> No. 24486
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24486
>>133816
Better yet, the Irish Goddess of War could give him the courage to fight on against the slanderous Christian trolls.
>> No. 24487
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24487
>>133844
Morrigan disapproves.
>> No. 24488
  >>133826
Well, vampires ARE dead, aren't they?

Btw I still have this book somewhere (Polish edition from circa 1998), I don't know what's a big deal about owning it. Is PDK actually a roleplayer? Who is he playing with?
>> No. 24489
>>133852
I think he probably plays with himself.
>> No. 24490
It says on his Facebook that he's part of a World of Darkness group based in Roanoke, so I think he has friends, or at least people who tolerate him enough to game with him.
>> No. 24491
In fact, he even has a massive soundtrack for his WoD games as a playlist somewhere.
>> No. 24492
I've recieved another PM from PaganDeathKnight. It contains yet another shitty fanfic, which I sha'n't be posting.

However, this little note, enclosed with it might warrant /cwc/'s attention.

>Some more goodies before this madness ends. On a minor note, I want death, but I'm not stupid enough to tell people I know IRL. You guys are just retards on the Internet, like me. I'm not bragging or getting attention with suicide, I have that covered with Gangs of CWCville. I'm just letting you know you may need a new lolcow, which I'm sure you'll find.
>> No. 24493
>>134020
>I'm really gonna kill myself! I'm SERIOUS THIS TIME!!!!!1
>> No. 24494
>>134020
This attention-whoring 'No, dudes, I'm gonna commit suicide!' shit is getting fucking old.

We know that he's a bit nervous of his mom finding out about his online activities. Is there any way one of us, as a 'concerned bystander' can contact his mother and let her know of her son's threats to kill himself on YouTube?
>> No. 24495
>>134024
If we don't have his dox, that's going to be a challenge.
>> No. 24496
>>134020
So, he wants us to tell his mom and sister?
>> No. 24497
>>134026
We found his Facebook, right? His mom's on that. Wouldn't a simple message to her do the trick?
>> No. 24498
>>134027
I shouldn't think so. From what I understand, he's a bit scared of his mom finding out about his exploits online, since he has previously maxed out her credit card.

I just think it'd be funny to get him in trouble with his mommy, to be honest.
>> No. 24499
>>134029
It's worth a try.
>> No. 24500
>>134020

Strange, he sent me a PM of his shitty fic as well. And I'm posting it not because it's funny(which it's not), but because it's so evident of his fucked up mind.

In before "Hi PDK!"


CWCville, 1917

Having driven back the Crusaders and been elected Mayor of CWCville, Mistress Spencer had a rough battle ahead as she had to undo Quimby's mistakes. And on top of that, Amsterdam Sonichu, son of Patrick O'Sonichu, had formed a new gang called The New Dead Pikachus, and despite the best efforts of Benikage and Ayane's Totenkopf SS, the Celts and Autists kept creeping into the city, often joining the New Dead Pikachus.

Years later, CWCville improved and Spencer stepped down as Mayor and instituted a monarchy with Ryu Hayabusa as Tsar, Ayane as Tsarina, and their adorable son Hajime as Tsarevich. The territory of the Holy CWCville Empire was expanding and industry was booming.

However, Benikage, head of the Imperial Cossacks could not contain the flow of Gaels and S'pergs, so she had to find a plan....

Her friend Reiko Hinomoto, daughter of Kamikaze Rose and winner of the Rumble Roses tournament was appointed to write a new book that could rally the people behind their Pagan Tsar.

That book would be legendary...

The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Jerusalem
>> No. 24502
>>134037
(Continued)

It was a manifesto of truth, that Judeo-Christian revisionists call an "anti-autistic forgery", but it was true.

It described the efforts of the Vatican, Evangelical Megachurches, Radical Islamists, and Zionist Jews to destroy the Earth in the name of the cosmic abomination Yahweh, all the while fighting a phony war and sending their grunts to die.

Of course, they had to find people to be cannon fodder, and that was the autistics. But first, they needed to engineer the disorder, and they found it within the ape brains of the sub-human green-eyed savages known as the Celts. The Celtic Peoples, of which contain the Scots, the Irish, the Welsh, and the Appalachian-Americans, were engineered by breeding the remnants of the lost Israelite tribes like animals, encouraging degeneration and savagery, and transforming the Levite Priests into Druids, a pseudo-Pagan order that is really a more savage and extremely distorted form of Judaism. Druids are not true Pagans like the Romans, Norse, Greeks, Slavs, Egyptians, or Shinto Japanese. They serve Yahweh, and renamed His Angels as the Irish Pantheon, but Morrigan and Mannan Mac Lir are really just Michael and Gabriel repackaged.

The Vatican and the Anglican Churches collaborated to engineer the Potato Famine, sending the bog apes into the New World, giving America a lot of the problems it faces today. Before the Crips and Bloods duked it out in modern-day LA, New York and Boston were terrorized by roaming gangs of green-eyed Potato Niggers such as the Dead Rabbits and Plum Uglies.

Celtic genes are like that of a Neanderthal/Human hybrid, a rape-child of savagery's genes, not quite animal, but definitely not human. And it's from this that autism can be produced.

Ever notice that all the autistics out there have Irish, Scottish, or Appalachian-American heritage. Even A-Log's seemingly Italian heritage is bogged down by his Irish-American mother, thus giving him S'pergers Syndrome, mental retardation, and an overall simian appearance.

PDK and Chris-Chan are definitely of Irish and Appalachian stock, and Pixyteri, despite her French surname, is descended from Celts who lived in Gaul.

All this was a plan by the servants of Jehovah, and Reiko Hinomoto blew their cover wide open with The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Jerusalem

And so the Learned Elders met in their bunker, far away in Israel....


Pope Urban X spoke....

"We must do something about the Holy Pagan Empire of CWCville. They have exposed our plans."

Mark Armstrong, grandson of Herbert W. Armstrong, the pseudo-Jewish heretic, offered his advice...

"We have a plant in the Empire, a transgendered Irish Jew named ADF. She's rallying the Irish and Autistic populations under the banner of the Rainbow Bolshevik Party. Our cannon fodder will serve us well in bringing down the Holy Pagan Empire and replacing CWCville's Imperial Glory with Communist Treachery. I will send out the message to ADF...Operation Gilligan is now in effect."

And so the Pope sent his Grand Declaration of War to the Bolsheviks. The Communist Revolution would begin and the Learned Elders of Jerusalem would achieve the destruction of Paganism and Secularism, so Jehovah could arise and destroy the Earth.

TO BE CONTINUED...
>> No. 24503
>>134039
>A-Log's seemingly Italian heritage is bogged down by his Irish-American mother
A-Log's mom is a Jew. Of German origin.
>> No. 24504
>>134043

This was PDK who wrote this, not me, he just sent it to me, and apparently, others as well

He's a moron

In before "Hi PDK!"
>> No. 24505
>>134041
OK, stop already.
>> No. 24506
>>134044
This is the second time you've mentioned that. You're very defensive of people claiming that you might, in fact, be PaganDeathKnight, all things considered.
>> No. 24507
What is it about spurgs being completely unable to disguise who they are, even on anonymous messageboards? Seriously, we seem to be able to identify them and call them out immediately.
>> No. 24508
Does anyone actually read the wall of texts that Paul keeps putting up, or is he just samefagging up saying how great the other ones were?

Paul, please kill yourself; your family would be much better off.
>> No. 24509
>>134050
No one ever reads them. They're boring and unfunny. They're not even worth reading for the cringe factor in the way that A-Log's fapfics are.

Only PDK himself thinks his fanfics are good. He obviously spends hours working on them as well. And that's just tragic.
>> No. 24510
>>134051

They are cringe-worthy, but not in a funny way.

More like a creepy and disturbing way.

A-Log has "Six Inch Foxdick"

PDK has "Protocols of the Elders of Zion" but with "Celt" replacing "Jew"
>> No. 24511
More of PDK's shitty fics....

And so it was that Mistress Spencer, former Mayor of CWCville and a member of the Tsar's Landed Gentry in the Holy Pagan Empire had a plantation where all her subs worked in the vineyards and cotton fields.

As Mistress Spencer sat on the porch of her mansion, cigar in one hand and a mint julep in the other while being eaten out by Benikage, she watched her BDSM uke subs work in the fields.

There was Sakura Haruno, butt-naked in the fields, wearing nothing but a butt-plug, slave collar, and piercings, toiled in the fields singing her uke songs...

"The day's a' never finished
The Massa got me a workin'
Someday Massa gonna set me free
The Massa gonna free me
But now she got me workin'
Lordy, I'll never roam again!"

The Overseer, Jody Crowley from Bible Black, whipped Sakura...

"Pick them grapes, boy! Mistress Spencer wants more wine!"

But her subs could be of good use to Tsar Ryu I of the Holy Pagan Empire, as they could build the Trans-CWCville Railroad.

And so the subs: Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, Sasuke, Itachi, Naruto, Kiba, Shikamaru, Tsunade, Anko, and Ino toiled away on the railroads, completely naked save for their collars and shackles, laying tracks.

Kasumi, sister of the Tsarina, sat on her black stallion, armed with a shotgun to ensure the subs would not escape alive.

They needed an uke song to keep them in tune.

"How about Po' Lazarus?"

Sakura, leader of the chain gang, agreed

"Po' Lazarus!"

Well, the high sheriff
He told his deputy
Want you go out and bring me Lazarus
Well, the high sheriff
Told his deputy
I want you go out and bring me Lazarus
Bring him dead or alive,
Lawd, Lawd
Bring him dead or alive
Well the deputy he told the high sheriff
I ain't gonna mess with Lazarus
Well the deputy he told the high sheriff
Says I ain't gonna mess with Lazarus
Well he's a dangerous man
Lawd, Lawd
He's a dangerous man
Well then the high sheriff, he found Lazarus
He was hidin' in the chill of a mountain
Well the high sheriff, found Lazarus
He was hidin' in the chill of the mountain
With his head hung down
Lawd, Lawd
With his head hung down
Well then the high sheriff, he told Lazarus
He says Lazarus I come to arrest you
Well the high sheriff, told Lazarus
Says Lazarus I come to arrest you
And bring ya dead or alive
Lawd, Lawd
Bring you dead or alive
Well then Lazarus, he told the high sheriff
Says I never been arrested
Well Lazarus, told the high sheriff
Says I never been arrested
By no one man
Lawd, Lawd
By no one man
And then the high sheriff, he shot Lazarus
Well, he shot him mighty big number
Well the high sheriff, shot Lazarus
Well he shot him with a mighty big number
With a forty five
Lawd, Lawd
With a forty five
Well then they take old Lazarus
Yes they laid him on the commissary gallery
Well they taken poor Lazarus
And the laid him on the commissary gallery
He said my wounded side
Lawd, Lawd
My wounded side
>> No. 24512
>>134055

In before "Hi PDK!"
>> No. 24513
  >>134057
>> No. 24514
Protip: nobody in /cwc/ cares about your fics, so it's obvious that it's you. And insulting yourself so much and saying 'In before "Hi PDK"' just makes it more obvious.
>> No. 24515
>>134059
Oh God, my sides.
>> No. 24516
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24516
>>130221
so i am asking you man are you proud of yourself are you aware of what are you doing? do you even have a reason and dignity of a man? i don't know but you are so pitiful guy, you didn't probably think what are you doing and who are you insulting, you can insult those who deserved that but not our pope pole our compatriot great person, such special and important one because it's not someone you can simply mock just cause you feel like i don't know in what kind of family were you raised but you seem to i dunno you don't understand what the faith is. if you think you're magnificient it means that you're psycho who hasn't been isolated yet from society by someone, i don't know what's funny about that but stick to stalin or hitler or other degenerates not to such holy person as pope john paul 2. how one can even post pictures like that on internet forums? i'm asking who should be held responsible for that because it is clear that their doesn't go to church because you are idk an atheist or you believe in some kind of sects or you are even a satan's servant when you try to make pope to be one, maybe it is you who's into some broods of satan. come to think about how much pope have done, he was really somebody and you who are you to make fun of him huh? who gave you the right to insult our pope? have you ever thought that is not that kind of man that you will mock and then everybody will praise you? kiddo please you are seriously nuts because contrary to you pope is an authority to me and you i don't know whose authority could you be perhaps to the same fools as you who doesn't know what the church and religion are, it is obvious that you're not praying and don't attend religion classes, you don't respect religion i don't know if you're willing to post here your own photo i wonder if you were brave enough to do this. seriously kids realise what are you doing because you apparenty have no clue about who john paul2 was if you're not fully mentally developed don't try with such person as holy father because it indicates that you don't have cross and any sacred icon in your house i'm not talking about church there but in general about principles of faith to have some dignity because pope didn't insult anyone and you why are you insulting him huh? yeah c'mon tell me why are you insulting such person as holy father? words fail me but if you had any clue and at least take a sight into a holy scripture and read maybe you could change. i dunno go to church because it seems that satan's been inside you for a long time man, you don't like the church so just be quiet and don't insult other people.
>> No. 24517
>>134139

TL;DR
Your pope is a senile old man and you're so mad.
>> No. 24518
>>134139

In addendum,
>words fail me

nope.avi
>> No. 24519
>>134139
From one Catholicfag to another, STFU.
>> No. 24520
>>134139
I would've said 0/10, but you got three people, so I don't even know, man.
>> No. 24521
Yet another unfunny fic from PDK

And so the Papacy arranged for ADF to enter CWCville on an armored train, to be met by the New Dead Pikachus and various malcontents for which he would build his army.

And stepped out the Communist Leader, clad in a Sasuke Uchiha outfit and he addressed the starving masses of angry Irish degenerates.

"Gentlemen, I beg you to join my revolution! We shall end the rule of Tsar Ryu and his cabal of nobility and capitalist aristocrats! Destroy the Imperial Rule and we shall help the autistics survive, and let CWCville be a beacon of hope for your friends and family still suffering in Ireland and Scotland!"

And soon, ADF rallied every one of the micks into a song....

It was in the year 1895
a great hunger came o'er the land,
And it was the neglect of the rulers to be
that no crops could the soil command,
Yet the farmer he tilt he toiled and he sewed,
and he planted it with his strong hands
a great hunger came o'er the land.

The moon it shone bright, o'er the late
Autumn skies, was the finest the harvest moon
yet it was not the sight of joy to be seen
For then again too soon, crop failure
Had turned the sweetness all sore,
In the hearts of all Ireland
a great hunger came o'er the land.

Now the men they grow weak
And the women or pale
And the children or dying now,
the cold winter months will soon
pass us by, without hope in the
early spring, and the people will cry
with a hungry plea, without hope
of a helping hand,
a great hunger came o'er the land.

The birds they or singing way out of tune
As the cart pulls the donkey along,
The crops they have failed us again in this year
Oh then tell me what caused this wrong,
Was it the curse of a which that caused this?
Bad deed or the work the devils hand,
a great hunger came o'er the land.

Not a devil or which had a hand in this deed
Of this I a sure you now,
but the cuckoo of men, this crippling foe,
though it's little that you might have
he has exploited the work of the labouring man
and while his belly expands,
a great hunger came o'er the land.

As the dirty Gaels began singing and crying, they were worked into a rage, grabbing their blades and guns, ready to storm the Winter Palace and take Tsar Ryu Hayabusa's head.

But Benikage and Meg the Butcher rallied the Imperial Cossacks and the glorious White Army to fight ADF.

They would kill a Commie for Mommy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma55F-BzEyo
>> No. 24522
(continued)

The streets of Saint CWCburg(formerly known as CWCville, until Mistress Spencer renamed it and Ryu Hayabusa became Tsar of the Holy Pagan Empire), were in chaos as the River Neva ran red with the blood of both Commie and Cossack, Christian and Pagan, Russian/Italian and Irishman/Scotsman. There was enough blood to provide sufficient lubricant for one of Mistress Spencer's sexy parties.

And soon, Benikage had defeated the Commie ninja wannabe ADF, restraining the filthy Irish Jew as she was cuffed by Imperial soldiers.

ADF was being paraded through the streets by a mob of angry townsfolk and White Army soldiers. And ADF wanted this! She wanted to go to prison, so she could be raped by White Aryans and Black Muslims in Angola or maybe Oz, whichever prison ADF put in that shitty fanfic of his(hypocritical much, PDK?), but ADF was disappointed when it was to be revealed that she would be electrocuted. She then realized she could be a martyr for transgendered Irish Jewish communists everywhere, and welcomed her electrocution.

ADF shouted to the crowd

"Well, well, looks like these heathens have caught up with the Revolutionary of the Century! Looks like the Chair for Ahuviya Harel! Gonna electrify me! 100,000 volts chasing a rabbit through Yours Truly! I'm gonna go off like a Roman Candle! I'm Ahuviya Harel and I'm feeling ten feet tall!"

All the while the mob of angry White Army soldiers played "Indian War Whoop"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j-4iMseNRk
>> No. 24523
PDK, not this again!
>> No. 24524
PDK no one cares about your stupid fanfics. If you want the trolling to stop, stop making videos and shit fanfics that no one reads
>> No. 24525
PaganDoucheKnight AKA Grigor Stoyanovich on the CWCki Forums.
>> No. 24526
>>134248
I enjoyed his pre-trolling comments on this video.
>> No. 24527
So... Just why is PDK spamming us with his shitty fanfics?
>> No. 24528
Dunno ... To kill this thread I suppose.
>> No. 24529
Piss off PDK, go kill yourself on YouTube.
>> No. 24530
>>134316
Autism.
>> No. 24531
>>134342
But what does he think our reaction is going to be? He's just making himself look like a jackass. Are we supposed to go "Haha! That was so funny! PDK is actually alright!" or something? I just don't gt it.
>> No. 24532
>>134031
"Paulus, what're you doin'?"
"Nothing!"
"Don't gimme that crap, now what's goin' on? I'm gettin' these crazy dang calls..."
>> No. 24533
>>134532

I think he's trying to wear us down with stuff he knows is unfunny. He's stated such several times on YouTube. He's sending us fics to make us bored of him, he says he knows he's a jackass and is claiming to embrace it.

As he puts it "Taking the fun out of trolling"
>> No. 24534
He does realise, doesn't he, that people got bored of PDK's shit a long time ago and he might've been forgotten about altogether if he hadn't insisted on making an ass of himself.
>> No. 24535
How is this funny? I think PDK knows it's just unfunny and perverse(as well as intentionally offensive)

And so it was that Mistress Spencer, former Mayor of CWCville and a member of the Tsar's Landed Gentry in the Holy Pagan Empire had a plantation where all her subs worked in the vineyards and cotton fields.

As Mistress Spencer sat on the porch of her mansion, cigar in one hand and a mint julep in the other while being eaten out by Benikage, she watched her BDSM uke subs work in the fields.

There was Sakura Haruno, butt-naked in the fields, wearing nothing but a butt-plug, slave collar, and piercings, toiled in the fields singing her uke songs...

"The day's a' never finished
The Massa got me a workin'
Someday Massa gonna set me free
The Massa gonna free me
But now she got me workin'
Lawdy, I'll never roam again!"

The Overseer, Jody Crowley from Bible Black, whipped Sakura...

"Pick them grapes, boy! Mistress Spencer wants more wine!"

Out back by the woodshed, Overseer Kasumi whipped an insolent slave with her cat of nine tails whip.

Poor Hinata was tied to a pole, completely naked, her back facing the futanari Kasumi for both whipping and butt-rape.

"What's your name, boy?"

"Hinata Hyuga"

"WRONG!"

Kasumi whipped Hinata, making the poor anime girl's back bleed.

"I said what's your name boy?"

Hinata broke and cried "TOBY! MY NAME IS TOBY!"

Kasumi whipped her again for the hell of it, and began to stick her seven-inch futa dick into Hinata's ass.

The kunoichi began screaming "UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN! SANCTUARY! SANCTUARY!"

But her subs could be of good use to Tsar Ryu I of the Holy Pagan Empire, as they could build the Trans-CWCville Railroad.

And so the subs: Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, Sasuke, Itachi, Naruto, Kiba, Shikamaru, Tsunade, Anko, and Ino toiled away on the railroads, completely naked save for their collars and shackles, laying tracks.

Kasumi, sister of the Tsarina, sat on her black stallion, armed with a shotgun to ensure the subs would not escape alive.

They needed an uke song to keep them in tune.

"How about Po' Lazarus?"

Sakura, leader of the chain gang, agreed

"Po' Lazarus!"

Well, the high sheriff
He told his deputy
Want you go out and bring me Lazarus
Well, the high sheriff
Told his deputy
I want you go out and bring me Lazarus
Bring him dead or alive,
Lawd, Lawd
Bring him dead or alive
Well the deputy he told the high sheriff
I ain't gonna mess with Lazarus
Well the deputy he told the high sheriff
Says I ain't gonna mess with Lazarus
Well he's a dangerous man
Lawd, Lawd
He's a dangerous man
Well then the high sheriff, he found Lazarus
He was hidin' in the chill of a mountain
Well the high sheriff, found Lazarus
He was hidin' in the chill of the mountain
With his head hung down
Lawd, Lawd
With his head hung down
Well then the high sheriff, he told Lazarus
He says Lazarus I come to arrest you
Well the high sheriff, told Lazarus
Says Lazarus I come to arrest you
And bring ya dead or alive
Lawd, Lawd
Bring you dead or alive
Well then Lazarus, he told the high sheriff
Says I never been arrested
Well Lazarus, told the high sheriff
Says I never been arrested
By no one man
Lawd, Lawd
By no one man
And then the high sheriff, he shot Lazarus
Well, he shot him mighty big number
Well the high sheriff, shot Lazarus
Well he shot him with a mighty big number
With a forty five
Lawd, Lawd
With a forty five
Well then they take old Lazarus
Yes they laid him on the commissary gallery
Well they taken poor Lazarus
And the laid him on the commissary gallery
He said my wounded side
Lawd, Lawd
My wounded side
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24536
>>134559
Oh. Oh, I see. YOU'RE PaganDeathKnight. Hence why you bumped this thread that everybody else stopped caring about.
>> No. 24537
>>134560
Someone needs to get in contact with his mom, and tell her about his suicidal comments on youtube. I wonder if she would send him to a metal hospital.
>> No. 24538
>>134571
Why don't you do it?
>> No. 24539
>>134571
>metal hospital
He's like that too much
>> No. 24540
>>134559
>I know it's just unfunny and perverse(as well as intentionally offensive)

Fix'd
>> No. 24541
You know what? I'd like someone to take the basic story of Gangs of CWCville(The original one that the guy posted, the one that wasn't posted by PDK) and make it good. Keep all the characters presented, but have some actual talent in the writing.


Fuck, let's make our own fic where Sailor Megtune and Meg the Butcher fight each other to the death. They're both creepy sexualized idolizations of autistic retards
>> No. 24542
>>134802

^Edit: creepy sexualized idolizations of Megan Schroeder made by autistic retards
>> No. 24543
>>134803
No, no, I think you had it right the first time.
>> No. 24544
>>134802
Yeah, we're not gonna do that.

You could try again on the CWCki forums, though, Mr. Stoyanovich, they go for that kinda thing. They're all about in your league, as well.
>> No. 24545
Problem is, while others may support Mr. Stoyanovich's idea, anyone who tries that shit will be cut down by an increasingly paranoid champthom.

He thinks PDK and /cwc/ are everywhere, and will ban anyone who tries anything remotely close to this.

If it wasn't for the fact that Mr. Stoyanovich is saying this, and he's possibly PDK's alt, this could be a decent idea. So long as PDK or Stoyanovich wasn't the one doing it.
>> No. 24546
>>134818
>possibly
Try DEFINITELY, brah.
As should be obvious to anybody who read the previous post. However, with your Apersoner's syndrome, you'd be unable to pick up on such subtleties... Because you're obviously PaganDeathKnight.
>> No. 24547
>>134820

I wonder what PDK is up to? Anybody check his Facebook account? He posted any lulz there?
>> No. 24548
>>134822
No, he's busy. Posting his shit here.
>> No. 24549
Anybody ever realize that PDK is like a reverse ADF?

They are both contrarian assholes who are extremists for the sake of being extremist, and they are obsessed with anime and fringe movements, and both have obsessions with Russia.

Only thing different is that PDK hates Irish, Scots, Christians, Muslims, and Jews(To the point that he even stated that the Celtic peoples were descended from the Ancient Israelites, to make them subhuman shock troops of the Abrahamic God)

Yeah, ADF is like a lolcow Rosie O'Donnell, PDK is a lolcow Varg Vikernes
>> No. 24550
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24550
Pic related
>> No. 24551
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24551
>>134832

Pic also related
>> No. 24552
>>134572
Sure, but every time I try to look up his mom's name it doesn't come up in the facebook search for some reason. Does anyone have a link to her account?
>> No. 24554
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24554
Wow, what a terrible sockpuppet.
Exact same vocabulary and typing style, first post talking about PDK, Irish Folk songs ... It's like he didn't even attempt to conceal himself.

I wonder if he is trying to taunt champthon or if it's just because of autism.
>> No. 24555
>>134849

Knowing that PDK is "self-aware" or at least claims he is, it's probably the first one.
>> No. 24556
>>134859

He's aware, but only to an extent. It doesn't stop him from acting like a doofus of course.
>> No. 24557
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24557
You know pagan death knight has two deviant art accounts right? I haven't seen a mention of them on the /cwc/.

Main account: http://dantewinter.deviantart.com/
Roleplay/Backup account:
http://doctorsamuelsaturn.deviantart.com/
New Fanfiction account:
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3286123/Doctor_Saturn

Going to start spamming screen captures.
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24558
>>134971
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24559
>>134971
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24574
Read the in the dark knight one. That's pretty funny.
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24578
That's it folks for tonight.
>> No. 24579
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24579
More Empire Earth personing. Also, who the fuck makes demotivationals anymore?
>> No. 24580
Wow, none of the entries while he moans about how depressed he is or how much he hates himself has a single comment.

Hopefully he's just keeping his account secret from the world, if not that's very sad.
>> No. 24582
>>134997

Considering the account that contains all that stuff has only three people on the friends list, it might be the former.
>> No. 24583
So, he's now joined the furries, looking for acceptance?

Panda bear. From a Werewolf player.
>fuckyouimapanda

I still feel sorry for him. Who's the person that he obssessed over on dA? A random user, or a former friend?
>> No. 24584
>>134993
To be fair, at least he actually has something in common with a panda - being fat, lazy, stupid and useless.
>> No. 24585
I thought he was a dire wolf?
>> No. 24586
>>135012
And they're both going to die virgins
>> No. 24587
>>134990
>>but is Yoko Ono going to overdose blah blah blah
Oh wow! Another butthurt hipster upset at Yoko Ono over the Beatles?

>>Most of his entries
>>"LIFE IS PAIN. LIFE IS ONLY PAIN!!"
>> No. 24588
>>134992
>Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you. Megan, I'm sorry for hurting you.
>> No. 24589
>>135015

Does that mean the Chinese government will try to get PDK laid at great expense?
>> No. 24590
God, he's so fucking pathetic.
I'm reminded of that episode of This personer based on the CWCki Forums. "I want MY name up there with such luminaries as Clyde, BlueSpike and Ivy... *sob* Why doesn't my mom love me!?"

That's him, that is.
>> No. 24591
>>135045
Wait what?
>> No. 24592
>>135045
Wait, what video?
>> No. 24593
>>135157
>>135161

I don't think he means that video is actually him, just that he's like that.
>> No. 24594
>>135166
I'm still curious about the CWCki video. Does anybody have a link?
>> No. 24595
I hate to make a "What-if?" post and run the risk of getting banned, but I wonder what an encounter between PDK and ADF would be like? They're both friendless losers, potential psychopaths, anti-Christian, and join fringe groups just to be extreme(ADF with Communism, PDK with Paganism). One wants to be a Maoist Sasuke with female genitals, the other wants to be the next Varg Vikernes and bang Megan Schroeder.

They have a lot in common, though PDK is marginally more sane(And I may be wrong about that, as we don't know as much about him as we do ADF)
>> No. 24596
>>135217
PDK hates ADF.
>> No. 24597
>>135241

Has PDK even said anything about ADF. He hates CWC, and has a strange lukewarm view of A-Log, but I don't remember him saying anything on ADF
>> No. 24598
>>135241
Sauce?
>> No. 24599
>>135217

Well, they do have a few key differences...

ADF views the enemy as...

"Fuck off, you Republican cisgendered heterosexual male fascists!"

PDK views the enemy as...

"The biggest mistake that the United States ever made was letting the Irish into our country during the Potato Famine, if we knew what was best for us, we'd let those inbred green-eyed Israelite apes starve. They deserved it.
Since we decided to let them in, we've had hillbillies in Appalachia and thugs in New England(The first street gangs and mob families were Irish, the Italians formed the Mafia to protect themselves from Irish gangsters and crooked Irish cops.)"

^Quote taken from a YouTube comment on a Wolfe Tones video. A fucking Wolfe Tones video is not the place to post Anti-Celtic bullshit. Fortunately, someone called him out.

Or, to put it more simply...

"Fuck the Scots-Irish, Judeo-Christian, Islamic Israelite Barbarians!"
>> No. 24600
>>135250
He probably wouldn't hate him, but dislike him.

Plus he is unconformable with da homos. He got freaked out from the facebook comments regarding cocks.
>> No. 24601
>>135166
Oh God. I actually made that comment, but I felt that the tone of voice inherent in what I wrote made clear that what I meant was, that guy was LIKE him.

If I didn't know any better, I'd infer that sometimes, it's as if /cwc/ is full of persons who have developmental disorders that means that they have difficulty picking up on social cues.
>> No. 24602
>>135217
OK. OK. Let me stop you there. Because, it's obvious, at least, to me, that you're PaganDeathKnight. And here's why. It's just a little thing, but I'm going to tell you.

You never leave a space after a word when you try and use brackets. It's always(like this). Furthermore, posts such as yours, which typically contain the same error regarding brackets ALWAYS seem to bump the PaganDeathKnight thread whenever it goes quiet. They also typically seem to be running PaganDeathKnight down to an extreme degree, calling him retarded, saying he should die, that sort of thing. I'm assuming also, that you were the same person who posted his fanfiction.

I put it to you, sir, that you are indeed, PaganDeathKnight and would appreciate it if you were honest about it.
>> No. 24603
>>135250
He only hates A-Log because /cwc/ hates A-Log and he's hoping to endear himself to us by saying that he hates him and thus cease being an object of trolling himself.
>> No. 24604
This guy just seems seriously messed up. Of course I could just be feeding into his attempts at sympathy but eh...
>> No. 24605
It seems to be that the lulz are starting to wear off. PDK's even quit being "Self-Aware" or "ironic". He hasn't posted any new fics or self-attacks lately, although he did make those Nazi comments and has befriended ADF, so let's not count him out.

From the looks of his Facebook posts on ADF's page, PDK is trying to get ADF to renounce Judaism and become a Trve Kvlt Pagan.

Is PDK really trying to befriend ADF or is he setting an even bigger lolcow up in an attempt to redeem himself in the eyes of /cwc/?
>> No. 24606
Better question - does anybody still care about PDK at this point?
>> No. 24607
>>136300

I think the lulz is wearing off, though since he befriended ADF, there might be a few more good laughs to be had.

I honestly don't care either way...
>> No. 24608
Here's what PDK wrote on ADF's wall for those who are too lazy to go to the ADF thread.

>>136258
>>135540
He or ADF quickly deleted the gasing Jews comment.
>> No. 24609
Hey, ED writers. Can we add about his sad attention-whoring attempt at trying to suck up to ADF?
>> No. 24610
>>136311

He might not be actually trying to befriend him. It's too obvious, and he's expressed dislike for ADF before.

I think it's an elaborate troll-shielding scheme.
>> No. 24611
>>136312

He's like the pathetic loser in high school who would french kiss a frog just so that the cool kids (the PVCC) or at least the average kids (789chan) would pat him on the ass and tell what a good job he did!

Sad part about it is that ADF seems to regard PDK as an annoying pest.
>> No. 24612
Ha ha, wow! He's even snubbed by other lolcows! A-Log didn't care when he tried palling up to him, now neither does ADF!
>> No. 24613
http://www.mefeedia.com/feeds/92893/paulieromanov
>> No. 24614
>>136325
The videos are deleted already, tell me that you saved some.
>> No. 24615
>>136316

I don't think PDK is actually trying to befriend ADF, unlike A-Log. When PDK found A-Log, it was before he knew that A-Log was a lolcow, and was just an innocent moth drawn to flame.

He knows good and well what ADF is, and he will try to use him. Set him up for a fall. It's elaborate troll shielding.

There's no way ADF would become a Trve Kvlt Pagan, and no way PDK would accept anyone that openly declares themselves a communist or an Israelite(two things he hates)
>> No. 24616
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24616
So PDK likes White Army? Isn't he aware of the role of the Orthodox Church in the Imperial Russia?
>> No. 24617
>>136348

How can i save those videos when he deleted almost all of them before 789chan knew of him? I left you guys a pretty big hint to find loads of info. Use it.
>> No. 24618
>>136427

He speaks truth; screen cap fucking everything nao.
>> No. 24619
From his Vampires in Roanoke fic:

The flashing lights and loud Electro music echoed throughout Club Saturn, the hottest nightclub in the Valley. The dazzling colors of the strobe lights starkly illuminated the dark walls beautifully, and many young club-goers, mostly Goths and college kids danced to the music emanating from the DJ's Booth. Near the bar was Takeru Kojima, a young man of Japanese parentage, but was raised in the Roanoke Valley. Takeru was somewhat tall, around six feet, unusual for a man of his age and ethnicity, though he was very thin and delicate-looking. He had long black hair, with blue streaks, and his feminine face made him look like a stereotypical bishounen from some anime flick. He was clad in a black leather jacket, a Mayhem T-Shirt, gray jeans, biker boots, sunglasses, and fingerless gloves.
>> No. 24620
God. Just... FAIL.
>> No. 24621
>>136457
Few things annoy me more than when I see people use an upper case 'G' when referring to the goth subculture. They're homosexual deviants in black T-shirts and eyeliner, not marauding Roman-era barbarian horsemen...

Although, given what we know about PaganDeathKnight...
>> No. 24622
>>136457
GO AWAY

NOBODY

FUCKING

CARES

YES, I MAD
>> No. 24623
>>136461
Actually, for once, I, personally, would be interested in reading this, solely because he's not written this for the troll's consumption, trying to endear himself to us with jokes he'd think we'd find funny.

This is PaganDeathKnight writing for himself and gives us a wonderful, telling insight into the sort of gayass OMG SOOO GAWWWFICK!!1 shit he considers cool.
>> No. 24624
>The flashing lights...echoed throughout Club Saturn
lolwut

>Near the bar was Takeru Kojima, a young man of Japanese parentage...
Stating the obvious.

>his feminine face made him look like a stereotypical bishounen from some anime flick.
Just has to mention his niche interests that a general audience likely won't understand.
>> No. 24625
>Takeru Kojima
This kills it for me, the rampant weeabooery, yet, at the same time, clearly not having even the slightest inkling about the culture he so admires - Japanese parents tend to give their Japanese-American offspring Western names, hence why you see people with names like Jeff Wong and Connie Mayasaki.
>> No. 24626
The rest of it, from his FF account:
Author's Note: This is my very first fic I have written, so go easy on me. It's basically a work in progress about the Kindred of Roanoke, focusing on a core cast of protagonists. The setting is Roanoke, VA(Including Roanoke County and the City of Salem), though in real life, there is no Goth Nightclub called Club Saturn.

This fic ignores the Revised Era Metaplot, so Gangrel are still part of the Camarilla, and the Time of Judgment never happened. Think of it as a reboot of the continuity, if you will.

World of Darkness belongs to White Wolf, not me.

Chapter I: Club Saturn

The flashing lights and loud Electro music echoed throughout Club Saturn, the hottest nightclub in the Valley. The dazzling colors of the strobe lights starkly illuminated the dark walls beautifully, and many young club-goers, mostly Goths and college kids danced to the music emanating from the DJ's Booth. Near the bar was Takeru Kojima, a young man of Japanese parentage, but was raised in the Roanoke Valley. Takeru was somewhat tall, around six feet, unusual for a man of his age and ethnicity, though he was very thin and delicate-looking. He had long black hair, with blue streaks, and his feminine face made him look like a stereotypical bishounen from some anime flick. He was clad in a black leather jacket, a Mayhem T-Shirt, gray jeans, biker boots, sunglasses, and fingerless gloves.

Takeru had been one of the Damned for ten years now, nine steps removed from Caine, and bearing the Brujah blood. He suffered the Embrace to a female Brujah named Shannon, one of the trusted members of her Clan. Takeru never really cared for vampiric politics, but felt an undying sense of loyalty and brotherhood to his sire, as well as his clan as a whole. Given that the Brujah were a clan of warriors and thinkers, Takeru would be willing to die for his clan and the Camarilla as a whole, and always carried a large hunting knife with him. He treasured the sharp, shining steel blade, though he had fortunately never needed it, at least not yet.

He stood impatiently, waiting for the Prince to call forth the meeting of all vampires in the city, of every Clan and bloodline, to come to the Elysium, the safe haven behind Club Saturn. Eyeing a beautiful Goth girl, he licked his lips. Apart from her marvelous and flawless body combined with beautiful black clothing and silver jewelry, Takeru eyed her for another reason. She would provide nourishing blood and a most wonderful ecstasy from the feeding, known to Kindred as The Kiss.

Sadly, he had to wait. He couldn't bite into the girl's neck in a club full of mortals. The first tradition of his kind was The Masquerade, he must never reveal his true nature to those not of the blood. If any mortals knew he was a vampire, it would be Final Death for him. He never liked Club Saturn's music, though the atmosphere was nice. Takeru never cared for Electro and outright hated Gothic music. He preferred Classic Rock, Heavy Metal, and occasionally a bit of Classic Country. He was a Rocker and a Metalhead, and to him, Goth music was only behind Hip-Hop and Alternative Rock in terms of wretchedness. But, he had to endure the cacophony while waiting for his sire.

Then from the sea of club-goers, colored lights, artificial fog, and loud music arose Shannon. Shannon was Takeru's sire, a thirty-something brunette who made him the creature he is today. Her hair was a dark brown, and her eyes a dull green. She dressed casually, usually just a denim jacket, T-Shirt, and black jeans. She was Takeru's superior, and she was always straightforward and brutally honest.

"Mr. Kojima, I presume?"

"Yes, Miss Callahan. Is the meeting ready?"

"Soon, my child, but we must head out now. The Prince says it is urgent."

And so the plain brunette and the bishounen metalhead left the club floor and headed up a dark, semi-hidden staircase towards the office of the Prince of Roanoke.
>> No. 24627
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24627
So, I decided to do a bit of a Hail Mary pass and google roanoke by night.

I am glad I did. Beginning screencap dump.
>> No. 24628
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24628
The rest of his post (with the WoD rules for that faggy ass setting [then again, I play CoC, so I'm also a homosexual deviant I guess]), and the response.
>> No. 24629
>The setting is Roanoke, VA(Including Roanoke County and the City of Salem), though in real life, there is no Goth Nightclub called Club Saturn.
Gee, you don't say...

I also love how his setting is his own home town, because like a certain other autistic lolcow known by his initials, PDK is so lacking in both imagination and worldliness that he doesn't know how to write about anywhere else.

>Takeru would be willing to die for his clan and the Camarilla as a whole, and always carried a large hunting knife with him.
At least it wasn't a katana.

>He never liked Club Saturn's music, though the atmosphere was nice. Takeru never cared for Electro and outright hated Gothic music. He preferred Classic Rock, Heavy Metal, and occasionally a bit of Classic Country. He was a Rocker and a Metalhead, and to him, Goth music was only behind Hip-Hop and Alternative Rock in terms of wretchedness.

What a coincidence that PDK's protagonist has exactly the same taste in music as he does! But he's totally not a wish-fulfilment self-insert, amirite?
>> No. 24630
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24630
This is the last truly lulzy post in the thread before it degenerates into vampire dick-wiggling.

Note that he's a railfan. I'm not surprised.

I guess there was a flame he went on, but it was deleted by a mod as being a personal attack, so it's gone down the memory hole :(.
>> No. 24631
Okay, this is the real PDK. No, I'm not here to feed you lulz like before(Posting shitty fics, adding ADF to my Facebook, who has been recently de-friended.) but to let you know to just lay off.

The trolling can be fun, and I was friending ADF with the sole intention of trolling him, but then I realized it would be worthless. Most of the anti-Celtic and ALL of the Nazi comments I posted on ADF's page were not true, only troll fodder.

Basically I'm asking to lay off and leave my life alone so I can stop being a lolcow. I'm not even that good of a lolcow compared to the greats like Chris, A-Log, Pixyteri, ADF, etc.

I'm not putting out anymore content and any old content that's not been archived or deleted is getting deleted.

As others have stated, there is a line between trolling and fucking with someone's life for shits and giggles.

When you continue to fuck with someone even after they quit giving you content and ensure that they have no way out, you've crossed that line.

I'm not CWC, I'm not A-Log, and I'm not ADF. I know I've done some stupid shit, and wrote stupid shit. I aim to fix that.

Also, I chose Roanoke as a WOD setting because I wanted to. Not because I can't write anything else. I'm not CWC.
>> No. 24632
>>136528

So, basically no more videos. Pages are getting de-activated, and no more lulz.
>> No. 24633
>>136529
Yet you felt the need to come here and tell us this, instead of just pulling everything down.

Look, Paul: Only YOU can prevent yourself from becoming a lolcow, and the way to do that is to either change the things that make you an object of derision or, if you don't want to do that, at least keep it to yourself.

Everybody has things that could make them lolcows--fetishes, obsessions, character flaws--but most of us manage to keep them under control. I get that you're on the autism spectrum, but it's still easy to remember one rule: Am I giving people more information than necessary to make my point?
>> No. 24634
>>136528

>Basically I'm asking to lay off and leave my life alone so I can stop being a lolcow.

Yeah, because asking trolls to stop has worked for so many people in the past.
>> No. 24635
>>136528
Being trolled isn't just something you can opt in and out of. Sorry, Paul.
>> No. 24636
>>136528
Godspeed, PDK. I will say a prayer for you at mass. I hope in your journey to stop being a lolcow you will also give up your silly pagan ways and see the light.
>> No. 24637
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24637
>>136528
>Most of the anti-Celtic and ALL of the Nazi comments I posted on ADF's page were not true, only troll fodder.
So you're saying that infact you love Celts and Christianity?

>even after they quit giving you content
Great way of not giving us content by coming here and giving us content. Hell, you were cramming it down our throats. None of us want to read your shitty fics.

>Also, I chose Roanoke as a WOD setting because I wanted to. Not because I can't write anything else. I'm not CWC.
personety person.
>> No. 24638
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24638
>>136537
AMEN, BROTHER! PRAISE DA LAWD!!
>> No. 24639
>>136532

I basically agree with everything you say, and I'm not so much asking the trolls to lay off, but rather that there's not gonna be lulz for much longer and putting it nicely.

I will remember that piece of advice "Is this more information than I need to give out to make my point?"

Thank you.
>> No. 24640
>>136536

No, but it IS. All he had/has to do is STOP. FUCKING. POSTING. CONTENT. Instead, he decided to barrage us with content, which actually seemed to be working, so he went to the next level and acted like a Nazi on ADF's wall.

Now he's surprised that interest has been rekindled.
>> No. 24641
>>136528
>Also, I chose Roanoke as a WOD setting... I'm not CWC.
You're right, Chris was creative enough to make his own city.
>> No. 24642
>>136544

Man, I haven't seen a burn like that since I saw this documentary about Hiroshima!
>> No. 24643
>>136545
I haven't seen a comeback that overused since I saw this documentary about Hiroshima!
plus ur a faget
>> No. 24644
Paul: You do realize that you're only getting trolled because of the Pagan thing, right? I mean, there's nothing lulzy about you except for that.

A simple conversion the Christianity - accept the Lord Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Saviour - and there's nothing for the trolls to target you with. It would all end there. So simple and quick, I can't believe you haven't seen it yourself.
>> No. 24645
>>136544

You sir, are an idiot. World of Darkness generally relies on one using real cities.

>>136543

I'm not surprised, just tired of this shit. I thought it'd be fun to rekindle the flames again, but now I've woken up to realize how stupid this is for both sides(mainly my side)

I've deleted the Nazi comments on ADF's page
>> No. 24646
>>136548
TO .. TO Christianity.

opps.
>> No. 24647
>>136549
>You sir, are an idiot for not knowing about LARPing and other socially retarding activities
ok
>> No. 24648
>>136548

Nice try, my religion is not why I am trolled, because I am sure there are non-Christians on this board as well.

It's because of my behavior, my retarded videos and responses, my badly written fanfics(aside from the intentionally bad Gangs of CWCville), and my all-around bad attitude.
>> No. 24649
>>136558
Non-Christian here, I don't mock people for being Christian. Lots of Christians are Christian because of the social events and support, or just because they were born into it. Being Christian is socially logical. I do, however, mock Pagans universally because it's just a shitty religion for the socially awkward.
>> No. 24650
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24650
>>136520
I lol'd at Loxoscele's comment.

Also, PDK is butthurt at ADF's whiteknights
>> No. 24651
>>136558
There are a few non-Christians here, but they're mostly quiet. 789chan is a proud, Christian online community that does not tolerate heathens. Accept Christ as your Lord and Savior, and be redeemed in his blood. Don't, and be trolled until the day you sink into the eternal fires of Damnation.
>> No. 24652
>>136563

And that is bigotry. You're on the same level as I am. By that logic, all religions are shitty and awkward.

I believe Christianity is oppressive and tyrannical. Jesus even stated that free thought is a sin.

I was an atheist long before I was a Pagan. I sought spiritual fulfillment and couldn't find it in Abrahamic traditions, so I turned to Paganism. It's one of the few things in my life that gives me peace.

Had it not been for the Gods and Goddesses, I'd be dead by my own hand. Christianity is torture for me, even when I was a child and truly believed in it. Atheism left me empty emotionally.

Why is it that Monotheism is socially acceptable, but Polytheism has to automatically be wrong and stupid?

Both are based on supernatural claims and neither can be 100% proven by science. Both require faith.

Aside from the quoted poster, most do not troll me for being Pagan, but for my idiotic behavior and attitude.
>> No. 24653
>>136567
Now he wants to be one of ADF's field agents?
>> No. 24654
>>136568
>Accept Chris as your Lord and Savior, and be redeemed in his Navy.

fix'd
>> No. 24655
>>136568

Yep!

Praise the (nonexistant) Lord!
>> No. 24656
Who is this white knight anyway? Also, shame on you Paul for encouraging ADF's mental illness by caving on the pronoun issue.
>> No. 24657
>>136558
It really doesn't matter who's a Christian on here and who isn't. The most important thing is that you're a moron and you're acting no better than Chris Chan
>> No. 24658
>>136575

I know I am a moron on the same level as Chris-Chan. But I'm actually aware of it and I am taking proper counter-measures to end the moronic behavior.

Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery.
>> No. 24659
>>136576

>I am taking proper counter-measures to end the moronic behavior.

Yes, yes, like asspieing out and vomiting up more shit rather than laying low.
>> No. 24660
>>136578

Last post I make here before I go.

It was fun for a while, but I gotta lay low for now. Farewell.

And so I leave you with an awesome song....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrziDEc6gMk
>> No. 24661
>>136569
>Why is it that Monotheism is socially acceptable, but Polytheism has to automatically be wrong and stupid?
Because it's a commonality between people. There are a lot of Christians, ergo they have a lot of social events together and stuff, so if you're going to be religious, being Christian is the right move. 'Socially accepted' people are so because they make efforts to be so. That's why Christians are often so sociable. Paganism is something that the social rejects flock to, which is why it's easy (and reasonable) to mock you all as a group. Social climate is a large factor in dictating what religion people are, and you're in one of the few "lolcow" religions.
>> No. 24662
>>136579

>PDK spends the next few hours F5ing this thread, trying his best not to post.
>> No. 24663
>>136580

In PDK's defense, as much as I hate to White Knight, they're only socially acceptable because they are in the majority.

Having large numbers doesn't make you a lolcow. If Paganism was the predominat religion in our society, Pagans would be more sociable and Christianity would be a lolcow religion.

In fact, Christianity fluctuated between being a lolcow religion and an outlaw religion in Ancient Rome. The Norse and Celts believed Christianity was a lolcow religion until some of their warlords became Christian.

In Rome, Christianity was considered the faith of criminals, peasants, and slaves. Kind of like how Neopaganism is considered the religion of social outcasts today.

Not defending PDK, just pointing out a flaw in your argument.
>> No. 24664
>>136585
>If Paganism was the predominat religion in our society, Pagans would be more sociable and Christianity would be a lolcow religion.
>If Paganism was the predominat religion in our society,
>If
Yeah, if it were the majority, the socially acceptable people would be part of it and some of the minority religions would be composed of lulzy retards.
As is, Christianity is the majority, so the socially acceptable people are part of it, and the Pagans are the lulzy retards. That isn't a hard concept to understand.
I don't give a shit about the past. It's about current climate.
Also, PDK, you need to try harder to disguise yourself. Your writing style is as distinctive as CWC's.
>> No. 24665
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>>136470
And let's not forget Joe Musashi.

PDK, why did you chose a panda for your fursona?

Also what do you think about the Celtic gods and goddesses.
>> No. 24666
>>136470

Those are usually second names. They take them for buisness, but those are not the names they were born with or are known by where they live.

It's a fairly brilliant tradition. You cannot argue that they are bad buisnessmen.
>> No. 24667
>You cannot argue that they are bad buisnessmen.
>They change their names.
>This is why they are great businessmen.
what
>> No. 24668
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24668
>>136589
I thought we were talking about Japanese Americans, and not Jews.
>> No. 24669
>>136592
Because this tradition revolves around trade. http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/culturebox/2009/04/the_names_du_xiao_hua_but_call_me_steve.html It goes along with them all speaking english in asian countries. This includes Japan. Meanwhile we all struggle to speak a second language and this makes understanding foreign market places very difficult for us. They get into our heads and predict what we want better than we do with them.
>> No. 24670
I think PDK should join the Scientology, he seems to have a whole shitload of autistic Thetans in him.
>> No. 24671
>>136593

Yes, jews sorta do this in reverse. They take a traditional jewish name as a second name and only use it for ceremony. This is to fit into whatever culture they live in. Then you get all upset that they aren't "one of you". Fucking absurd
>> No. 24672
>>136594
English is the business language of the world. Everyone knows that. People who speak english as a primary language don't NEED a second language. It's a nice add-on. People who don't speak English can't do business on a global scale. It has nothing to do with getting into peoples' heads.
>> No. 24673
>>136586

Well, just because someone is not in the current majority, doesn't mean they are a lulzy retard.

Fuck, who am I kidding? Why am I wasting time with mindless sheep who have nothing better to do than troll people.

If everyone just followed the majority, few, if any great achievements would exist.

I'm not even going to lurk anymore. It's a waste of my time and just keeps my moron staus intact.
>> No. 24674
>>136586

Well, just because someone is not in the current majority, doesn't mean they are a lulzy retard.

Fuck, who am I kidding? Why am I wasting time with mindless sheep who have nothing better to do than troll people.

If everyone just followed the majority, few, if any great achievements would exist.

I'm not even going to lurk anymore. It's a waste of my time and just keeps my moron status intact. Fuck this.
>> No. 24675
>>136600

Funny considering the fact that you tried to troll someone who barely speaks English. >>136597
>> No. 24676
>>136599
>>136600

>Well, just because someone is not in the current majority, doesn't mean they are a lulzy retard.

You're not helping your case at all.
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24677
>>136599
>Well, just because someone is not in the current majority, doesn't mean they are a lulzy retard.
>mfw you can't understand what I wrote even when I spelled it out like a slow-in-the-mind
>mfw your post amounts to "hurr break da mold" without substance
>mfw you admitted to making another post
>> No. 24678
>>136579
>>136599

I though you were gone, Paul? Tard rage got the best of you, eh?

Keep F5ing, and rage on.
>> No. 24679
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24679
You didn't answer my questions :(

Okay, some more:

Paul, why are you such a rampant russiaboo? Is it because of the whole "Third Rome" thing?

Seriously, why do you hate the Celts so much? But we know you dig the faeries. Ever thought of becoming a druid or something?
>> No. 24680
PaganDeathKnight; You can become an epic ween troll if you videotape yourself chopping your Vampire Masquerade book into bits and then shoving the pieces up your ass.
>> No. 24681
>>136505
>"Mr. Kojima, I presume?"
She PRESUMES? Didn't she make him a vampire in the first place.

Yet another tard, using verbose language to try and sound worldly and failing at it.
>> No. 24682
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24682
>>136600
YOU ACTUALLY CALLED US 'SHEEP'
AND MEANT IT
GOOD GOD, IT'S LIKE YOU'VE SHIFTED INTO MAXIMUM GOTHTARD
>> No. 24683
I was kinda worried that PDK was losing his edge. Not anymore.

Shine on, you autistic diamond.
>> No. 24684
>>136647
I would support this idea. But only if, while he does it, he screams really loud, "Paganism to the extreme!"
>> No. 24685
>If everyone just followed the majority, few, if any great achievements would exist.

This implies that you're actually working on great achievements. But you're not, are you? You're just another goth poser living in mommy's basement pretending to be a bishounen Japanese vampire, apparently, while raging about the dang, dirty Celts.

You're not some misunderstood genius who's going to change the world.
>> No. 24686
>>136600
See you soon Paul.
>> No. 24687
>>136599

Actually I find all religions produce lulcows. I've known pagans which were harder to troll than right wing christians. Of course this is because the right wing Christians where I am from are batshit crazy anti intellectuals who try to "save" me. I need to wear a wire. You guys would love my old next door neighbor, she tells me how my microwave is poisoning me and I need to wear a crystal to protect myself, and of gods plan for me. What a combination of bullshit.
>> No. 24688
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24688
>Varg Vikernes needs to get back to the Church Burning business and head over to Kansas to take care of these inbred untermensch.
>PaganDeathKnight 45 minutes ago
>> No. 24689
If we could carve one thing on PaganDeathKnight's tombstone it'd be 'Quit while you're ahead.'
>> No. 24690
>>136736
Or possibly 'JUUUUUULAAAAAY'.
>> No. 24691
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24691
>I'm not putting out anymore content and any old content that's not been archived or deleted is getting deleted.

A few hours later:

>Norwegian Pride!
>Black Metal>>>>Christianity
>Trve Kvlt to the very end!
>> No. 24692
>>136730

In all fairness, the Westboro Baptist Church are bigger lolcows than PDK, CWC, and ADF combined, so they're fair game.

PDK may idolize Varg Vikernes, A-Log may troll shield, ADF may be a commie, and CWC may scream "JULAAY!", but none of them thanked God for 9/11 or picketted a soldier's funeral.
>> No. 24693
>>136763
The WBC are actors. They say stupid shit they don't really believe, wait to have shit happen to them, and since everyone in their family are lawyers, they rake in the dough suing everything with a pulse involved.

Then Shirley goes on the radio in LA flirting with a gay guy.
>> No. 24694
>>136763

No, no they aren't. Making you buttrage is not the prerequisite for a lolcow.
>> No. 24695
>>136763
Neah the WBC are an elite group of trolls

>>136766
I wouldn't say actors, more like scam artists. Though the rest of your assessment is spot on
They intentionally target soldiers funerals because the family is in a emotional state that causes them to take legal action without realizing the WBC set them up in a trap. They win money from the law suits to live comfortably , and continue to get media attention to keep them relevant.
>> No. 24696
>>136767
Yes.

Awwwshitniggafuckingfivestarpost.jpg
>> No. 24697
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24697
Let's see if I can finally post this dang pic without getting banned for accidentally using a blacklisted link:
>> No. 24698
>>136701
>Hello, I don't understand the law of averages!
You know, putting extra lines between sentences isn't the only thing that defines your writing, PDK.
>> No. 24699
Mayhem is such a nostalgia poseur act nowadays. I'm not saying they were ever good, cos they were always crap. PDK obviously doesn't know much about black metal :P REAL black metal knights know in their hearts that black metal ist krieg!
>> No. 24700
>>136874
In the Midwest we have entire sects of Christian lulzcow. Kansas removed evolution from it's curriculum in 1999 because of them and a large percent of the students wore "Darwin is dead" t-shirts.
Your average isn't even accounting for these sects. The majority of cults call themselves Christian. Paganism is dead.
>> No. 24701
>>136874

The law of averages doesn't exist, dipshit.
>> No. 24702
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24702
PDK and his family: Mom Jana, Dad David, bros Nicholas and Zac
>> No. 24703
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24703
PDK is the second coolest person in this pic
>> No. 24704
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24704
They'll let andybod graduate from high school these days.

With brothers Nicholas and Zac
>> No. 24705
these eyebrows
>> No. 24706
>>136993
Pogon Dof Knoght.
>> No. 24707
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24707
>be Norwegian
>read this thread
>mfw
>> No. 24708
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24708
>I am not a hick. I hate hicks. Hicks are anti-intellectuals and usually Christian.
>And I am not a liar and will no longer be a tard.
>You are an alpha retard
>I am not a redneck. I hate rednecks. Rednecks are conservative and Christian.
PaganDeathKnight 6 hours ago
>> No. 24709
>>137028
Hver jævla gang
(every fucking time)
>> No. 24710
>I am not a liar and will no longer be a tard.
>I...will no longer be a tard.
Is his dick bigger than previously photographed as well?
>> No. 24711
>>136993
Holy fuck, I think even his fellow cavemen think PDK looks like an idiot.
>> No. 24712
Could someone archive it plz?

This and the justinrpg threads.
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