this could explain why chris is "sick"

It's legitimate.

Ristened to all 17 minutes.

>>136916

Thorg,

I don't usually post serious messages to you guys, but I have to ask something serious this one time.

I just listened to the call.

Do you feel sad? I'm not trying to guilt trip you or anything - didn't you find the whole call just awful and sad? Poor Bob - that's no way for anyone to go. You know?

Finally get to hear the bitch's voice.

So, when Bob was yelling at Chirs about the house tour vids... if he health department sees their house... Chris was actually that close to saving Bob's life.

The health department of Greene County finally got there.

She actually sounds somewhat indifferent to the whole Chandler situation, kinda makes her seem considerably less imposing in the whole scheme of things.

She sounds like a stuttering bumbling moron.
No wonder Chris is such a wreck with people like that influencing him.

''I'll call back in two hours''
''I'm sorry how many hours?''
''In about 2 hours I'll call back or someone else will''
''So uh..2 hours fro...2 hours?...2 hours from now or 2 hours from...''
''I'll call back in two hours''

FUCK

>>136924
>MFW

>>136924
As an American who moved to England about 7 years ago, I can safely say that understanding foreign accents can be very difficult when you've only been exposed to American english.
Seriously, nowadays it's easy to understand new accents, but that first one was really difficult. Being on a phone (abd possibly being old) only compounds that problem.
She still seems pretty thick, but I don't think that's a good example.

>>136913
Whoever did this deserves a medal.

Chris stays in one room to avoid the infestation. Jesus fucking Christ this is more depressing than any of us realized.

Anyone else get reminded of that urban legend about the girl who was killed by bugs living in her hair?

I can just imagine Rocky talking to the lawyer and referencing "Dr. Perron" and how he never called back.

Oh wow. The way Rocky hesitated when she heard they were going to the house. If she's a mandated reporter, she's lucky no one's sued her ass by now.

Someone wanna embed this mess? I'm too much of a newfag to know how.

>>136917

I agree with this. I haven't listened to the call yet, but I never even thought of the bugs that such squalor would attract. Now I'm having a hard time not vomiting.

Also, it would be sad that Bob, who actually lived a life of some accomplishments, died from such a downright horrific thing, brought about by Snorlax and Sonichu turning the house into a haven for Caterpies and Weedles.

>>136917

Izzat some white-knightin' I'm hearing?

No one wants Chris dead (well, some do), but let's just get right down to it. There is an overwhelming urge from 99% of humanity to see Chris receive some sort of karmic consequences for his actions and lifestyle.

>Doctor Perron
I'm surprised there's never been a Chris the Hacker thread on here, the guy is hilarious.

The way Rocky says 'yeah' is exactly the way Chris says it, must be a Virginia thing.

I wonder if anything will come of this, if they can really get chris into temp housing. The intended meeting arranged in the call is for this Saturday but I doubt anything will happen without Rocky seeing some paperwork.

>>136948

Didn't factor in the bugs? Hell! I had been pondering about those roaches forming their own version of Spore inside all of the mountains of trash. They should have reached spaceflight ability by now.

LOL'ing at the idea that Chris stays in just in one room because even the insects are avoiding Chris' bedroom.

If 14 Branchland Court finally gets condemned, will Blarb goes meltdown from losing her lifetime of collected filth, and will Chris have a super-sad by knowing that Patti's grave is no longer under his protection from shovel-bearing trolls?

I just hope those poor cats can get a new and loving home. Fuck Chris & Blarb. They can go live in Patti's old doghouse for all I care.

Knowing that Social Services is at long last involved is probably what is making Chris worried sick. Knowing the way that Chris views shrinks and social workers, Chris must be dirtycrapping his briefs 24/7 and fighting his imminent fate with every ounce of his being.

  What Public Health encountered when they set foot inside of 14 Branchland Court.

>>136958
PDK, how did you get here?

I just realized something.

Why does everyone that do phonecalls do "funny voices"? I understand they're trying to be characters for "sagas" and shit, but has anyone thought to just try a regular southern accent? Like why the hell is some strange fuex-British man going to be calling from Virginia about some random retard?

I don't know, just wondering out loud I guess.

haha, I wonder just how many times Rocky has been fooled by troll's phone calls, especially since she is so quick to bring up "phone abuse" to a stranger.

Oh dear!

>>136962
I imagine it's an attempt by the troll to preserve their own anonymity, and possibly also a rather sad attempt to sound older or more mature than they actually are.

FUCK YES, NEW CONTENT

...Suck my dick, PVCC

TL;DL version:

. The Greene County health dept. visited the house due to a bug infestation.
. Chris stays in his room to avoid the bug infestation.
. Bob was quarantined when in the hospital due to the amount of bug bites they found on him.

>>136968

Thing is, even if they get a new place to live in, Blarb will simply get the urge to fill that place up with Goodwill garbage as well.

Only way for either of them to be rehabilitated is if the two of them are separated and kept from having any contact. They seem to have a symbiotic mental illness going on between them that feeds off of each other. Poor Bob must have been in a living hell these past 29 years being trapped between them.

Who said Bob didn't hoard or treat himself irresponsibly?

>>136971
Go back to your thread PDK.

>>136976

Forgive me, but who is PDK, and why are you such a f.aggot?

>>136978
Nice try, PDK.

So... where is the "2 hours later" call?

* Green County Dept. of Health & Social Services are involved. Nurses visited the home and either found it to be uninhabitable or were just plain not able to complete their assessment.
* just prior to his death, Bob was hospitalized and under QUARANTINE due to being covered in bug bites
* Chris and Barb have consistently refused any offers to be relocated to temporary housing while the infestation problem is taken care of.
* Chris and Barb have systematically refused visits of any sort from anyone. Even Rocky has never been there.
* Chris thinks he is safe from the bugs as long as he stays locked in his room.

THANK YOU, "DR. PERRON" !

Let's speculate on the Chandler's newest pets, the bugs!

My guess, they're bedbugs. Bob clearly wasn't getting around much before his death, and it would make sense as to why he would have bites all over his body. The problem with bedbugs is they're easy to transfer (they can spread via clothes, luggage). I suspect they got them through shit used clothes or stuff that Barb hoarded. If they aren't in Chris's room (or that bad in it), he's pretty lucky to not have them as well.

Their home is ripe for any sort of infestation though. I'd imagine its a menagerie of insects, with not just bed bugs, but ants, silverfish, fleas, carpet beetles, maybe even cockroaches.

Now go clean something. You know you're as disgusted by this as I am.

Also, Rocky's official title is ̶M̶s̶.̶ ̶S̶h̶o̶e̶m̶a̶k̶e̶r̶ REVEREND Shoemaker

>>136982

Cockroaches can/will bite. There've been a lot of DHR cases of babies and elderly people in squalid homes who've been covered with roach bites.

>>136983
I don't get why would Chris want to force himself to fuck her when he was "JenkinsJinkies".

>>136982
>silverfish
>ants
>carpet beetles
>cockroches
christ, no wonder I have nightmares about moving back into our old house. the previous owners were like a light version of the chandlers!

So the Greene County Health Department doesn't really give a shit, I take? I mean, they visited the house, they know it's a pigsty, one of the residents was QUARANTINED and the others don't even leave their respective rooms, and no action is taken?

Apparently Bob's worries were unfounded. Also, RIP. What a crummy way to go.

>>136984
That's even more disgusting than bedbugs IMO. Gross.

>>136990

More dangerous too. Bedbugs would only spread whatever diseases are between members of the household. Roaches crawl all over everything. Jesus Christ, it's not surprising if Chris is sick. Honestly this court thing might be the best things that's happened to that family in a long while.

>>136967
>House is biohazard
>New Content

Don't make the call any less interesting, but really?

Behold, ladies and gents. The TRUE CWCville! An Empire of the Roaches.

And to think that no gal-pal would go there and live with him and his Mommy. Bet they're sorry now to miss out on all that splendor.

>>136989

The philosophy of the Greene County social services (as it is probably most places) seems to be that, even if a house is disgusting and unfit, that's still someone's right. It's only when it begins to threaten the health of others, or if there are children there, etc.

Even so, it seems to me that Barb could be on the hook for some kind of abuse/neglect--Bob was elderly, and Chris receives SS payments for being a slow-in-the-mind.


Also, how the fuck has the house not burned down yet? It's only a matter of time before something chews through the wrong wire, and then boom. The place is a deathtrap.

Ha, I forgot how to English. I meant to write, "the health dept. is probably only able to act unilaterally in a situation where it impinges on the rights of the community, or if children/eldely/tards are living there.

Hmm. Maybe there's grounds for at least a call to the humane society?

Pictured: Bob's final moments.

>>136999

If Rocky was a mandated reporter, APS could get involved. Unfortunately it doesn't look as if she is by Virginia law. The nurses who were supposedly in the house, however--they WERE mandated reporters but I don't know wtf was up with them. Probably they just wanted to get the hell out of there.

This guy was smooth and cool. Anyone else here would've lost it at this point.
>Rocky: You'll have to check up with Rob Bell...
>Anon: Well, you see the prob-JULLLAAAGH~

>>137008

Agreed. In addition to being sweet, glorious content, it's a great example of social engineering done right.

>>136989
In general, the attitude of the Dept. of Health and Social Services is to provide help for those who want it. The Chandlers do not want help.

A case where they would intervene against the homeowner's/caregiver's wishes would be if a child or disabled person is involved. And in the case of someone disabled, even then it's extreme cases, like someone bedridden, unable to feed or clean themselves, etc.

I'm not really sure the health department will do anything at all. My estranged grandmother recently died and lived in similar filth with my estranged aunt. Aunt has simply returned to the house to continue soaking in it.

>>136958

PaganDeathKnight detected. Why haven't you killed yourself yet Paul? Also, you're still fucking posting here, why can't you stop like you said you want to?

>>137017

Some of you are getting highly retarded about the way you accuse posts of being written by someone you don't like. Stop wasting space with your wild accusations.

Yeah, I guess I'm ADF now or something. Sure. Why not?

>>136982
>Let's speculate on the Chandler's newest pets, the bugs!

>>136981
I just wanted to clarify, the Dept. of Health, and Social Services, are two different entities.

Dept. of Health can condemn a residence (deem it uninhabitable) and will do so if it poses a danger to the health of the community or if it's a health risk to residents unable to fend for themselves (children and disabled elderly).

Social Services handles public assistance money, such as welfare and food stamps. So basically, they write the monthly tugboat checks. Also, I'm not sure how much it is in Virginia but in NJ food stamps are $200 a month for single individuals with no children.

>>137027

Not if Chris is pulling in the $1200 a month that he is. That much money disqualifies Chris and Blarb from getting any food stamps. I know someone who was getting only $500 a month for a disability, and Human Services told him that amount put him above the criteria needed to receive a SNAP card.

>>137023
I didn't think you were PaganDeathKnight earlier, but now I do. My rationale is that if you weren't, you would just ignore people referring to posters as PDK and move on.

Anyway, why does Rocky think the bug bites caused Bob's death? The combination of the chronic heart problems he had (and ignored, based on his diet) plus his age seem way more likely.

The guy who made this call played it very well. When Rocky asked for some official dox being faxed and he suggested her meeting him at the Chandler house it just clicked the right switch inside her head for her to say "no way am I am stepping in that roach motel" and being blabbing lots of things.

Obviously, there's loads of other stuff that would be really interesting to know and stuff about the case that we're in the dark about, but overall I think he did very well to get what he could out of Rocky.

>>136913
The reason you got an error is because you exceeded the file size limit. This is a phone call, so compressing the file to hell and back isn't going to affect the audio any. enjoy.

I think once Rocky talks to ole Rob Bell about this phone call, he's going to realize the extent people will go to get to chris. I don't know if that'll affect anything, since he probably couldn't give less of a shit, but who knows?

>>137053
Worst case scenario, a field agent will rip off Rob Bell's skin and wear it as his own for as long as deemed necessary. JUUUUULLLAAAAAAY

>>137053
I'm wondering if Rocky would say anything to Chris. She might because she may feel a need to be honest with him, but then again, she may not because she doesn't want him to lose his trust in her

  I must say, this fellow's English accent is pretty convincing (yes, I am English myself). His voice reminds me very much of that of the man who made the Pledge of Allegiance video as part of the JenkinsJinkies incident.

What do people reckon?

Guy who called her is one good ass troll.

Well, at least Chris got some new pets to play with.
Unfortunately, not even cockroaches want to crawl inside of Chris's room.

Chris and Patti need to be shopped in.

From some cockroach site:

Cockroach disease can affect humans. Cockroaches are known to carry diseases like dysentery, typhoid and poliomyelitis, as well as gastroenteritis. Cockroaches can live just about anywhere, and can live on fermenting products, septic dressings, hair, leather, wallpaper, feces, rotting food, and more. Because many of the products that cockroaches feed on are spoiled or simply unsanitary, it's easy to see where cockroach disease comes from. Many of the substances that they feed on are already contaminated, and as the cockroach moves from one location to another it spreads the disease along the way.

Not only can people get sick from the diseases that cockroaches contaminate human living space with, many humans are allergic to cockroach feces. Of course, no one exposes themselves to cockroach disease and feces on purpose, but it can happen by inhaling particles of dust in the air that has been left behind by the cockroach. Food can also be contaminated with the smell of cockroaches, which is very distinct. Food can have particles of feces, salivary gland secretions, as well as dead insects if it has not been stored properly. If people eat food that has not been properly stored they can be exposed to all of these things, which can cause asthma as well as other health conditions to those that are sensitive.

>>137085
Is that a Breath of Fire game on SNES?

>>137053

>Somebody phoned my client's church counsellor pretending to be a doctor

>Case is dismissed and Chris goes free

>>137092
>Breath of Fire II (U)_00048.png

>>137023

Sure Paul, whatever you say.

  >>137085
An accurate representation of Brb (NPC) and Chris (PC) trying to rid of the roaches.

Wow, this is some Chris content I am not sure I want to listen to, seeing the people talking about it in this thread.

It sounds sad and depressing.

>>137113
It's not sad at all. 90% of the call are the two of them stuttering and interrupting one another, followed by 5 minutes where rocky basically says what we already know. The house is filled with bugs, Chris stays in his room (albeit to stay away from the bugs), and a bit of new info explaining that Bob was quarantined in the hospital due to all of the bug bites he had from sleeping on the couch.

Is it safe to put this on the CWCki, or would it be "iffy" when it comes to the case, and all that legal shit?

>>137113

I'm enjoying it, actually. The secret haven known as 14 Branchland Court has been identified as a "problem house" by the powers that be, and events down the road are sure to rattle Chris greatly. It's gonna be like his grade school days all over again, with shrinks and nurses and social workers galore.

But this time, no Bob Chandler to whisk him away to safety in a nearby county. Chris & Blarb are stuck there, and Greene County has em by the nuts this time.

>>136917

No, not really. It's their fault they live in such a shithole, as well as their fault that Bob went through that.

Thorg, what were you and Chris "arguing about" yesterday?

>>137132
You apparently have developed some sort of relationship with Chris. Can you give us some indication what his mentality is when he's not having emotional outbursts online?

>>137134
Thorg was trying to get Chris to wear a black dress with matching stilletos to the trial. Chris thought it was a bit much and wanted to go conservative with a grey pant suit and flats. Thorg told Chris if he showed some ass maybe the judge would let him off, but Chris said he wanted his case to stand on it's own merits and not resort to such a lack of integrity.

>>136967
true this.
I don't know what the fuck they're doing now, but going for several-month-long stretches without so much as a peep...at this point I'd even welcome the PC-assassins back.

>>137135

>You apparently have developed some sort of relationship with Chris.

Thorg confirmed for sweetheart from the ground up.

>>137084
So does Barbs vagina act as a sort of cock(roach) repelling bubble around herself? This is a bad joke, and I feel bad. JULLAAYYYY and all that.

>>136967
>>137141
mad

>>137130
The general consensus over at CWCki seems to be that holding off until after the trial would be prudent.

As for the legal implications, I don't think it's any worse than the boatload of content obtained through fraud/unauthorized recording/hacking already (the only difference being that Rocky is more likely to do something than Chris about it).

>>137153
First one sounded mad, second sounded just happy to have any content.

>>137113

Pretty much how I feel too.

I mean, we all knew that 14 Branchland Court was a pigsty, but holy fucking shit. A bug infestation? Been that way for MONTHS? Bob went to the hospital with BUG BITES?

Jesus fuck, that is depressing indeed.

ROCKAYYYYYY

>>136921
Yep. And it wasn't just the room Chris lived in, whole family is disgusting. We knew all this already. What is the surprise? I barely even followed this shit before n0chan closed and even I knew that was no place to live

Wait a minute...so Chris is sick SICK? Like, physically sick?

>>137188
Well yeah.

>>137084

Yfw that is the cleanest room in the house.

>>137188
Probably not. The infestation has been there for months, or at least since before Bob had passed. His "illness" is basically him being stressed out and worried over the upcoming trial.

>>137195
Stress likely exasperated the problem, plus it could be Barb who's making the mess and without pops to clean it up...

>>137053
It wont affect anything because chris's case pretains to micheal synder for a hit and run, tresspassing, etc etc. I dont know why u retards think that anything on the cwcki will affect the case. Do you fags know how court works?

>>137203
It's clear and evident that Chris is "mentally disturbed" in many ways. If they decide to probe further and find out why he's so paranoid and agitated, he could easily bring up the CWCki, and from there, the owner/sysop in addition to major trolls could get in trouble for invasion of privacy and harassment.

Oh my god. You're right!

Everyone! CODE RED! CODE! RED! Remove and smash your hard drives! Thorg is gonna place the C4 charges around the sonichu.com server.

Does everyone have their cyanide capsules ready? Good! On the count of three. One.....two......

Jesus christ are you retarded? That has nothing to do with this case. The judge want to know why chris was tresspassing (because he saw a under new managment sign), and why he did a hit and run (cause he and barb are morons) now tell me what does the trolls, cwcki, and internet has to do with this fucking case. This isnt phoniex wright, this isnt night court and this isnt CSI, this is court in a bumblefuck town that makes the court in my cousin vinny look like the supreme court.

>>137208

mfw MiHiVidz actually does this.

>>137205
How old are you btw? Cause you dont know how real court work for a small town

>>137220
How old are YOU?

>>137224
Old enough to be your damn daddy bitch boy

>>137205

mfw

>>137203

It would go into his mental evaluation and be brought up as extraordinary circumstances, meaning that under normal circumstances Chris might not have acted out so badly. They do this to make the sentence more lenient.

It could all slide down hill for this site from there.

Well nice knowing you guys. Where will n0chan go next?

>>137234

I think it's more plausible that they'd use the fact that his dad had just been eaten by giant insects/had a heart attack as the reason he was stressed.

>>137241
I could actually see that happening. Bell is giving his closing arguments and Chris is fed up with him not being as bizarre as everyone around him and pops out of his seat and is all like "MY FATHER WAS JUST EATEN BY GIANT BUGS AND TROLLS ARE WATCHING MY EVERY MOVE! THEY SET ME UP AND NOW YOU'RE NAIVE ENOUGH TO THROW ME IN JAIL!"

>>137234
I'm sorry, were you hit on the head as a child?

>>137234
Mental evaluation? Dude still they are not going to come after the site. Jesus whats is going to happen is "my client is autistic he cant pick up social ques and have a hard time with right and wrong, so please give him the lightest sentence possible"

Dude just stop trying to make chris case some eleborate case where the lawyer have to dig deeper to get his client off.

>>137205
You realize it's not an invasion of privacy if you volunteer the information, right? Also he has made countless youtube videos where he has threatened to kill people and basically cataloged every insane and disturbing fact about himself. His attorney would spend 5 minutes on this site and refuse to use it in court because it's basically more in depth than his Autism papers about himself. It also shows his slander and libel against Snyder and others by accusing them of molesting kids and that the principal of his being a kid diddler with no evidence. If anything the Cwcki would hurt him far worse. The cwcki is just a TMZ of Chris. He provides all the content willingly. So no, moron. It's not an invasion of privacy.

I wish the trolls would some kind of legal ramification, not because I don't like them, but it would make every homosexual deviant s.perg who posts here shit his pants simultaneously.

Also I know that this is not possible, so don't jump down my throat, s.pergs.

>>137205

>If they decide to probe further and find out why he's so paranoid and agitated, he could easily bring up the CWCki, and from there, the owner/sysop in addition to major trolls could get in trouble for invasion of privacy and harassment.

>and from there

You see, this part is where if falls apart, just what exactly do you think will lead one thing to the other? The people involved in the case with Snyder and Chris aren't just going to go on some kind of fucking legal tangent and start up some harassment case of their own volition just because they see it happening, that isn't how shit works.

>>137253
And i wish fags like you would get ban, not because i dont like you but because you are almost more retarded the chris

>>137253
What the hell would they even charge JULLLAAYY homosexual deviants with? Chris has done way worse than any troll by making death threats. The gun comic alone is enough to show how disturbed he is in his comic. Hell, his chat with Lars about how he'd shoot Snyder would get him into some really hot water given the charges against him.

I hope Chris tries to use the Cwcki in court. He'll be in the loony-bin his the rest of his life. Might be a huge improvement on socialization and diet.

>>137254
THANK YOU, this what half the tards dont understand is that this whole case has nothing to do with trolls, or the internet. It between Chris and Synder thats it

>>137208
Nobody likes you, take that name off before you humiliate yourself further.

>>137208

I hope you do take a cyanide pill.

>>137250

But some hacked his phone and then we have the cyberbullying.

Lulz

>>137246

You can't just say he has autism. It's required that he has a full work up, and then you have to explain circumstances which aggitated his issue. Simply pleading "he's mental" isn't enough, unless your plan is to have him locked up for life. He needs it to be temporary insanity. That's a bit tricky.

>>137250
Your trying too hard and your argument doesn't make sense.

>>137269
How doesn't it make sense? Chris would try to point out the Cwcki. Prosecution would look it over and go "Ah, Mr. Chandler in a taped conversation you stated you would use a deadly weapon on Mr. Snyder. Care to explain that?"

"W-w-ell he's part of a conspiracy to troll me and my family!"

Jury and Judge *poker face*

Bingo bango, you're a homosexual deviant and coney.

>>137270

No. They would likely submit tapes of him being trolled and explain how this could have played into his mental state. It wouldn't go much further than that... I hope.

>>137265
britfag detected

>>137271
>>137271
I bet right now they have received links to the Cwcki in hopes of getting Chris committed by a bunch of homosexual deviant julay cheese conies. EPIC WEEN TROLLING!!!

Listen, you're the one who has to deal with not understanding how to construct a logical argument, not me. Just letting you know that what you said did not make sense.

>>137272

Kansas city actually. I'm not all that familiar with modern english law.

>>137274
I imagine you're probably a very simple-minded person. Either way, it's not my ass on the line in court so I don't really give a shit either way. Nice job being a homosexual deviant.

>>137273

No. This would likely happen during the sentencing phase and it would be snippets of the site and such. It's unkown if they jury will even get to hear about his mental condition. That all really depends on how the judge calls it.

Out of curiosity, has anyone emailed Chris's lawyer that phone recording where someone called Snyder and asked if he had a message for Chris and Snyder told Chris he should come down to the store. Because that's probably going to help more than playing the jury an hour long phone conversation where Kacey bitches at Chris and Patrick Warburton causes him to stress sigh.

>>137278

That could come into play. When was it recorded?

>>137279

A week or two before the incident if I recall correctly.

>>137280

Yes. That will likely be submitted as evidence. That should be interesting.

If Chris says the bugs aren't in his room, that suggests that he's able to actually see the insects.

My guess is it's cockroaches.

Man it would have been funny if Hoarders was able to make a show about them. It would have topped that dumb hick with bluto arms in Illinois who was hoarding animals.

For invasion of privacy, you need the element of "expectation of privacy" You have no such expectation when you're on the phone with someone else or uploading a video to youtube. Similarly any other privacy action such as intrusion upon seclusion would fail for similar reasons.

There's also the action of false light, which is related to defamation, for which some might claim the CWCki guilty is liable. However, you probably wouldn't be able to get over the "malice" element. Plus, false light is pretty new and not pursued very often.

There's also public disclosure of private facts, however the CWCki doesn't disclose anything. Others (like Rocky, Chris, Bob) are the ones who've disclosed this material.

But you should still take cyanide pills anyway.

>>137284

His phones voice mail was hacked, also you can't record a phone conversation on someone without consent, especially given the acknowledged intentions here.

the legality of one sided phone call recordings varies from state to state, actually. perfectly legal in my jurisdiction.

>>137286
I think they'd be more concerned about the guy who has shown to be consistently a threat to others and has drawn disturbing comics and trespassed multiple times at places in that town than a bunch of faceless assholes online. Also, he has a history with the police in his town (arrested at Target, remember?) and this is kind of the boiling point of all of his shennigans.

>>137219
>>137263

Wow! So much hate and for what? I made a video and I dared to get some credit for putting it together? Maybe it did sound a bit self-centered at the time, but if I recall, I did post a few early drafts and gave you guys a chance for input.

>>137241

Looks like VA law is one-party consent, meaning that only one party has to agree to and be aware of the recording. It also means that the person who consents to recording can be the person doing the recording.

i meant strike the word "guilty" from that post...

but then i `tarded.

>>137293

Well you still have cyber tresspass as well as a couple other common stalker laws to deal with.

I look forward to the drama

Cyber-trespass / unauthorized access is handled the same as trespass to chattels as far as analysis. No way will that ever stick to the CWCki. Individual trolls perhaps, but good luck finding them, much less serving them :P

>>137292

Ugh fuck off
stop trying to turn everything into an argument about yourself you pathetic moron

its pretty fucked up that anyone would seek personal recognition on the internet, especially on an anon image board.

>>137300

And yes, I admit that now. I fucked up with that.

But I guess some people want to think I'm one of those lulcows who never learns from their mistakes. Someone else can feel free to make a 2011 Year In Review if they want.

Hi everybody, MiHiVidz here!
Just letting you know that I'm putting this into my latest MiHiVidz production "MiHiVidz presents: Chrissy goes to Court"!
That's right, MiHiVidz, giving you video recaps of your favorite manchild. So remember, chck out the MiHiVidz youtube channel for the upcoming epic. Be sure you like my vids, MiHiVidz!

>>137153
sorry but this is an impostor.

my trip code says "guidocock"

>>137301
>claim to learn from mistakes
>Still thinks anyone gives a shit about his videos

>>137304

I'm not forcing you to watch any am I, bitch?

No?

Well okay then. STFU. I was just commenting about how some still seem to have a bloody tampon over a faux pax made months ago. I know this is /cwc/ where no shit is too minor, but take it from me. I'm a very, very poor Chris substitute.

Now that I'm done whining, let's get back to seeing how some people are thinking that they're gonna do hard time in Leavenworth for trolling Chris. That shit's funny!

>>137306

>>137306
Mmm, But you do seem delightfully butthurt over how nobody cares about your videos, how your lazy "year in review" videos haven't gotten you any sort of popularity.

  >>137308

>>137312
Oh yeah, he flustered.

Define irony:

People paying attention to someone by ridiculing him with accusations that he wants people to pay attention to him.

>>137314
Hi MiHiVidz! It's good that you took the name off, now you just have to get that "not acting like a dipshit" thing down.

>>137292

Our input was telling you to just stop. You ignored it.

>>137306

Look, it's quite simple, you came to this board with a name, made yourself look like a complete homosexual deviant, got laughed at, and are now continuing to post with that name, and also always get butthurt whenever people still point out how much of an idiot you are whenever you come back. This is going to keep happening.

>>137246
>the lawyer have to dig deeper to get his client off.
Tom FAPPINGTON and Leonardo DaCaprio are doing a gay porno?

>>137198
the way you said that made me think of this

>>137314

Yeah, except you were posting with a name that specifically draws attention here. You should know what sort of reaction you bring now, unless you really are that stupid that think this was going to be the time we let it slide.

>>137208
>minor faux-pax
>OH HI GUYS MIHIVIDZ HERE I THINK I'M IMPORTANT BECAUSE I MADE THAT ONE VIDEO ABOUT CHRIS NOBODY CARES ABOUT, LEST OF ALL CHRIS.

timmothy cruzetor!guido4oCzk

>da TRUE and HONEST tom crooze

>>137188
Chris may have gotten in contact with somebody who was infected with bronchitis even with his nonexistent social life. It’s highly contagious. With Chris’ obesity and his vitamin and mineral deficiency, he’s highly vulnerable to diseases that an average human will get over in less than a day.†

The air supply in Chris’ room is mostly independent from the rest of the house. If you look at the latest videos, you’ll see that Chris has his own air conditioning (and, presumably, heating) unit. Even if the rest of the house has mold growing in it, and even if Chris leaves the vents open, the mold won’t hit him as long as the HVAC system doesn’t turn on.‡

† Either that, or Chris is so melodramatic that he believes coughing for one day is a sign of extreme sickness.
‡ Of course, Chris still has to LEAVE his room and crawl through the rest of the house, so that would expose him to mold.

>>137373
Ordinary bronchitis is NOT contagious.The cold that caused it may be, but usually that sympton is only seen in a small percentage of the people who caught that particular cold. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0002078/

Now there are a few strands of influenza which usually end up giving people that symptom, but this is usually only in the initial phase after it jumps a species... because if a virus is that severe you get something known as burn out. That's when the symptoms cause people to not interact as much, often because it's hard to interact with people when you are dead. The result is the virus not being spread as fast and it's usually overtaken by a less dangerous mutation of the same virus. You get the weaker one you become immune to it's big scary brother.

Ordinary bronchitis is a secondary infection, caused by minor inflamation of the lungs via the common cold. This ordinary only happens when your immune system is weak from say STRESS, ALLERGIES and old age. Where would he have picked up a secondary infection living in that pristine mansion of his, what with all that maid service and all those expensive allergen free detergents and body washes he goes through...

Hi everyone, have a transcript.

http://pastebin.com/zC8Hv868

Enjoy the frequent stuttering.

MiHivids you're a real loser and should probably spend some time away from the internet so you will learn to be less of a moron.

Seriously, I'm going to teach you a lesson right here about how your social ineptitude has made you fuck up so repeatedly.

1: You make some supercilious comments. Anon dislikes that you've got such extreme unwarranted self importance and tells you that you are a fag.

2: You get mad and become trollbait. Through it all your fucktarded self keeps namefagging.

3: You keep identifying yourself even though the whole reason you fail is that people dislike your USI. You probably haven't realized this because of da autism.

>>137302
>dat autism

pic somewhat related... tom FAPPINGTON working at wallmart

ITT: A guy pretends to be MiHiVidz and the autistic people who can't understand the concept of "impersonation" trollshield by getting supermad.

  >>137025
>>136982

What I thought of

Here's a mirror I cleaned the sound up on and compressed a bit.

This was pretty interesting to listen to. Can't wait for Chris to go to jail so that the trolls can leak more fun crap.

>>137415
Either the "fun stuff" is self incriminating or it's just not all that lulzy. There is a reason why it hasn't been released. This is like expecting unaired episodes of your favorite show to be good. You are going to be disappointed.

>>137410
if someone is actually impersonating mihivids the joke is entirely on that individual.

>>137417
Not really, seeing as so many of you are getting furious over it.
>>137416
>Unaired epsiodes
>Disappointing

>>137416
>or it's just not all that lulzy.
Chris hasn't been all that lulzy in years. I was able to enjoy the Kacey calls for what they were as well as the Jackie emails. So seeing and hearing him trying to interact with normal people is better than nothing.

>>137418
Remember guys, PDK thinks that My Little Pony is more mature than this.

>>137418
A man didn't shower for a few days and went shopping at Goodwill. On his way home some local teens thought he was homeless and laughed at him.

This what 'impersonating' Mihi amounts to. You are the dirty man. That's not trolling.

>>137418

Calling him a retard and laughing at how he reacts isn't getting mad.

>>137422
Oh, I'd only skimmed that part of the thread and I was under the impression you were all getting mad at posts like this one:
>>137302
I see that's not the case now. Nevermind.

Quick question for Thorg or Tito. I was on /v/ a few weeks ago (such a reliable source, I know), and someone said that Chris was finally evicted because the house was in too much of a mess. I knew right away it was fake, because there was no mention on the CWCki or here, but now I'm starting to think, was it actually true? Was that actually a random PVCC member on /v/ actually giving content that was washed away in a sea of children arguing about which console is better?

>>137427
I am not Thorg, but if you reread your post I think the answer should be clear.

>>137427
>Herp derp people will release content on 4chan but not here
>Herp 4chan is a secret club where it's totally fine to do that sort of thing derp derp

>>137427

lolno

>>137405

Reading the stuttering is giving me a headache.

>>137427
Use spoilers next time. Ruining the saga.

It's being released in installments for a reason.

Rocky's pretty slow, I've noticed.

Did she get hit on the head or something?

>>137440
It seems she may be a little hard of hearing and way burnt out on the whole issue of Christian Chandler.

>>137440

She's a borderline retard redneck from bumblefuck nowheresville.

>>137422
Getting mad about someone telling you you got mad because you got mad is getting mad, brah.

>>137306
I'm a tripfag namefag on /cwc/ and I'm still not as much of an attention whore as you are, Mihividz.

No one likes you, no one cares about the shit you do. Go away and never return.

>>137449
The fact that he isn't a tripfag indicates that he could be multiple 'tards spamming this board to rile people up.

>>137451
I stand by my knee-jerk overreaction.

>>137449
>Look at me trying to make this discussion more about me!
How do you live with that kind of hypocrisy?
Also:
>I'm bad, but at least I'm not that guy! Right?

Over at the CWCki Forums, they're debating when they are going to put the phone call on the CWCki, BTW.

The CWCki Forum hoarding content!? I'd thought I'd never see the day!

>>137469

How is that classed as hoarding?

>>137475
Because the people who only keep up with the CWCki, and not the forums, won't be able to see it until it's posted.

Hi there, guys! Oh, don't mind me, just checking out this new content, that's all!

>>137469
It's about damn time. The cwcki is now only for shit that trolls don't mind Chris seeing.

>>137644
Unless Chris is cut off from the Internet due to his verdict in court, or Thorg is outed as a troll. Then possibly the CWCki could possibly become a useful resource tool about Chris for once.

>>137664

Implying he has never been here

>>137069

Does anyone else feel this guy just needs to get laid?

>>137463
My nine inch penis provides me with some comfort.

>>137665
They call themselves "Christorians" - which I believe is retard speak for "fucking idiot 5p3rg."

>>137689
The word "Christorian" is basically a way for them to troll an autistic manchild, and then deny they're monsters at all. We, on the other hand, fully admit it.

Seriously, the CWCki could have been great, since it offers a way to organize all of the information. Unfortunately, it turned into a tool to fuck with Chris. At best, it'll be a legitimate wiki to collect info about Chris when he cuts off all contact with trolls.

>>137691
The CWCki was always just for documentation.

Some of them have talked about doing school projects/documentaries on CWC/the wiki, and then acted really surprised when people mention that a documentary about the international conspiracy to stalk an autistic manchild might not be well-received.

>>137678
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>137671
>implying that he checks 789chan as religiously as he checks the cwcki
Though him checking the cwcki did work out very well this year when his posts to the tomgirl/boy forum were leaked and made Chris buttmad. Ah well, I'm sure there will be plenty of content next year when Chris continues hibernating away from the internet.

>No, this would be uh, in Christian's home. Yeah, Christian's home, uh, 14 Branchland Court. He uh, well I don't know, he um, requested that we [unintelligible], and um, Mr. Bell seems to have gone along with this. It's uh, a little unorthodox, but uh, we wouldn't mind seeing him inside his uh, inside his home. To get a kind of sense of everything that is going on? From maybe his mother as well?

>Rocky: Whu whu Where...

>>137691
>Unfortunately, it turned into a tool to fuck with Chris.
You clearly have no idea what the fuck you're talking about. 0/10 not even mad.

>>137723
The CWCki is a tool to fuck with Chris.

Exhibit A: All information about current trolling operations are either kept off of the CWCki, or made to look like what Chris believes it to be. Look at the Thorg article, it's basically who Chris believes Thorg is.

>>137728

Thorg's real identity doesn't matter whatsoever in relation to Chris. His troll identity, however, does matter.

It is a wiki about Chris.

>>137734
So Thorg's troll dox is real, according to the CWCki, because the CWCki is about Chris?

>>137736
The cwcki has almost always been written from Chris-chan's perspective. So named trolls that Chris doesn't know about typically don't get their own pages.

The cwcki, for example, doesn't cover that when trolling started there were multiple trolls calling themselves Clyde Cash or that Brian Bash and Tito are the same troll. Or who actually linked the Wallflower to the cwcki.

LURK MOAR newfag.

  >>137736

This vid is Tito's response to Chris.
It's real to Chris.

Chris's responses to it are what matter, not whether or not Tito is really Surfshack Tito from Rocket Power.

>>137742
This only tells me one thing:

RAID THE PVCC THEY ARE HOARDING LULZ

Rocky really sounds like an idiot. I love that she feels the need to protect Chris from trolls but not from a diseased shit hole with an insane mother.

>>137747

http://www.grammarbook.com/punctuation/apostro.asp

>NOTE: Although names ending in s or an s sound are not required to have the second s added in possessive form, it is preferred.

Why is it preferred? To avoid confusion. It marks it clearly as a singular noun that posesses an object, in this case, Chris and his responses.

>>137747

Nice trolling, bro

>>137750
That's because the trolls actually call and bother HER. The killer roaches don't show up at her office.

>>137742
Tito and Bryan Bash were the same? Huh, didn't know that.

>>137427

/v/ threads about Chris-Chan quickly become venting circle-jerks for jilted troll-shielding chucklefucks, jaded conspiracy theorists, and borderline moralfags who think the PVCC represent the line at which trolling becomes "not okay."

The last one I saw was 1/3rd spazing over how the PVCC are hoarding content, spend all day long laughing about their secret videos (which makes them pathetic and worse than CWC), and have a "leader" who lives near Chris and constantly uploads random photos of 14 Branchland Court.

I was accused of being Tito on damage control when I tried to say that /v/irgins don't have any knowledge or interest in krapplefag politics. Unfortunately, more than a few anon chimed in to tell me I was wrong and that they wanted to hear more "insider info." so they could troll Chris's trolls.

tl;dr, /v/ is more interested in arguing software piracy or the merits of PCs vs. consoles for the hundredth time than it ever used to be in trolling sonic persons.

>>136924
>She sounds like a stuttering bumbling moron.

Take out "sounds like" and insert "is".

>>136962
>Like why the hell is some strange fuex-British man going to be calling from Virginia about some random retard?

Yeah! I know! It's not like someone from Britain could ever actually be living in Virginia - right? Obviously no-one *EVER* moves between countries and medical and health professionals *NEVER* seek any kind of experience in foreign countries.

Seriously, chucklefuck: there is a world outside of your hometown in Oklahoma.

Also faux, not "fuex".
Also he actually is British.

>>137695

ROCKAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>137774
Why so butthurt over such a small thing, brah?

>>137691
Or maybe they're honest with themselves and admit that they're not really trolling Chris.

Also, talking about Chris on here is not trolling, nor is talking about what you think should be going on with trolling. Likewise, neither is calling Chris and leaving a voicemail of "JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY" or sending him a letter he never reads.

>>137789
Alright! Enough with this ''MAD'' thing already!

>>137789

is that furry porn behind that image? why were you posting furry porn?

>>137792
Look at the full size picture.

Am I the only one that noticed a voice in the background of Rocky's home telling her how to respond during multiple portions of the phone call?

She probably had Perron on speakerphone with someone listening.

I liked how "Dr Perron" sounded more qualified and intelligent than the person actually tasked with safeguarding other people, least of all fucking Chris.

>>137798

I couldn't tell if the background voice was on Rocky's side or Doc Perron's. In context it could have been either someone on her side saying it wasn't okay to go to Chris's house or Perron completing Rocky's sentence.

>>137887
Yfw he's real. I know shrinks who moved here from other countries for school and stayed. Getting a green card with a phd from a major American university isn't that hard.

Now on the CWCki:
http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Rocky_Shoemaker_call

>>138247

So what happened to all of that talk about waiting until after the trial?

>>138262
They're still debating that in the talk page of the article, but they determined that making public a conversation with the consent of one of the parts isn't illegal in Virginia.

>>138262

Dr. Parron isn't in cahoots with us, he's freelance.

Rocky must be as dumb as Chris if she was fooled by that little fag. He didn't sound convincing for even a seccond.

>>138247

If what Rocky said is true about Chris and Barb being really defensive about their shithole of a home, Chris is going to be pissed at Rocky for letting the infestation slip.

With all the shit that's happened to them, living in a run-down, filthy house, and money woes too, do you think Barb and Chris got arrested on purpose so they could go to jail to avoid having to buy food for themselves and so they wouldn't have to live in the biohazard that is their home or put up with trolls?

>>138336

Chris and/or Blarb? Able to devise a cunning plan? I assume you're joking.

>>138327
Fuck off, ed gyfag.

>>138342
That plan isn't exactly cunning.

>>138334

If Chris does get pissed at this leak by Rocky, will Chris start to clam up and never talk to Rocky ever again? Chris has a talent for turning white knights against him, and Rocky seems to be the only person left that defends him. If Chris starts to think that Rocky is also a dang slanderous troll, things really will get ugly for him without her being around as a hugbox.

We're three days away. Any luck on paying Attorney Bell to show up to court in a pickle suit with a large Samoan bodyguard and an entourage of spray tanned guidos?

The least we could do is get the judge to wear a yellow paper Sonichu medallion and swap out the Bailiff with a fat neckbeard with long greasy hair.

All we would need to do then is switch the Prosecutor with Bob's rotting corpse with an mp3 player in the voice box with JULAY on repeat.

>>138354

Why do you keep fucking saying "Blarb"? What even is that?

>>138358

It's a cross between Barb and Blob (since you couldn't figure it out yourself).

>>138358
It's just one guy trying to peddle his shitty wares. Adding random letters to words is about is hilarious as spelling 'cool' with a k.

>>138360

jesus christ how retarded

>>138347

Rocky is prized china to chris, as evident by the time he wanted the trolls to tell him to rape her.

He will never turn his back on her. Maybe she'll even let the little rascal live with her when their house is condemned

>>138370
Well, even for a lolcow board, it's juvenile and fucking retarded, Paul.

Hint: only PDK uses "Blarb".

>>138360

Not only is it completely unfunny, it's also inaccurate to boot, Barb's lost a shitload of weight.

>>138374
No.

>>138374
If you legitimately thought that Chris wanted to rape Rocky, you are even more retarded than he is.

He was A)trying to blend in with the trolls, or B)trying to make it look like the trolls were going to go after Rocky

>>138384

I'd go with A.

He believes that and other sexual deviantry is the sort of thing trolls do on a daily basis.

He's not cunning enough for B.

>>138384

While I'm inclined to agree with you, I'm not sure that's how subtle his mind works...

For example the JenkinsJinkies video and ''WRISS WOSSES'' video.

While the likelihood is what you're saying is right I wouldn't put it past him to use some moron logic like that

Is is possible that Chris NEEDS trolls around in order to have a convenient excuse to use whenever he gets caught at something (like the way he accused trolls of stealing Bob's credit cards)?

Was he actually trying to somehow counter-troll the trolls (in his mind) into having them troll him into raping Rocky, and then he could say "Well you see yer Honor, yeah, hmmmh, you see it was some damn slanderous trolls that put me up to it an all. Yeah."

Yes, I know it sounds bizarre, but this is Chris Chan "logic" we are talking about here.

>>138403
I'm fairly sure the whole "rape Rocky" sockpuppet thing was Chris' sad attempt to get trolls to incriminate themselves. Maybe not in a legal sense (though with Chris, who knows what he was thinking) but just so that he'd have something to show to Rocky...so he could sit back and wait for her to fix his problem for him. Basically he was trying to take advantage of the only person who listens to him.

>>138438
No lie, I'd rock the shit out of that shirt. MERKA