Sprite comics? It's like I jumped into my DeLorean and emerged in 2001.

>>75129

He claims he has been doing that comic since 1987.
Must have been kinda hard, since the games he ripped off didn't existed back then, and browsing the internet with an Atari 800XL or a Commodore 64 to post his comic on a BBS.

Either way, he's full of shit and constantly menaces people with sues, including some kids who discovered him stealing his recolors and passing them as his own characters. (Joe nearly traumatized them with a lawsuit menace to keep their mouths closed about him stealing from kids.)

Can you submit any funny examples?

Homestuck :

Made by some FAGGOT, Who steals plot lines from videogames and has generic trolls.

>>75140

His future daughter talking to his (converted) lesbian waifu. (Yes, his self-insert character can "heal" lesbians.)
On the right is a pile of sprites stolen from other comics.

>>75140

Is this stolen from Sonichu?

>>75140

COMEDY!

>>75140

Breaking the 4th wall to mmake bad jokes and self-depreciation as a mean to justify it, is a common factor of bad sprite comics.

>>75167
Wait, what? Did the hallucinated girl just say she couldn't possibly pass up a chance to kiss her OWN FATHER?

>>75140

See that thing made with MS-Paint shapes tool? It's his prized OC and he will take you to the court if you steal it.
Srsly.

>>75172

Hs comics are full of lesbian, pedophilia, toddlercon, incest and stuff like that, with badly edited or plain RECOLORED SPRITES.
If you don't like it, you are automatically homosexual and deserve to die, because that's Joe's answer for criticism: Gay and die, gay and die.

>>75159
uhh, excuse me he is not STEALING anything from video games Homestuck is a comic of a parodic and satirical nature!

>Hs comics are full of lesbian, pedophilia, toddlercon, incest and stuff like that...
>pedophilia
>toddlercon
We need examples of this.

http://www.ravycomics.com/Pages/ArmyComics/AC%20(001).htm

This is also Mr Joe's sub comic where he portraits himself as a super hero.
According to his auto biography, he served as a marine during the first desert storm war, but he was kicked out very soon and has been trying to sue the army since then.
He made that comic to show everyone how things would have been if he could have stayed and fight FOR FREEDOM, and insists on calling these comics the real thing.
Basically, he tries to replace reallity with his own and refuses to move from there.

More stolen edits, this time pilfered from Psyguy's community.

>>75184
Take a tour through his comic to find them all and more. (It's a resized Ciel sprite from Megaman Zero breasfeeding her newborn daughter (another resized Ciel sprite), the mother and the daughter are getting off at the breast sucking thing and both of them think it's the most normal thing to do)

More golden comedy for all the family.

Bestialism is comedy too.

>>75195
Isn't that just a rip-off of the "stick my thumb up its butthole" Steve Irwin joke that South Park did like 10 years ago rather than bestiality?

You can't make a sprite comic without talking about Bob and George.

>>75197

Hmm, maybe.

To conclude, this comic is the ONLY thing this Joe Pullin guy has done for over a decade. He doesn't have a job, he doesn't have an education (he purposely sabotaged his education and feels proud of it) and does nothing but play videogames, google his name to see if anyone says bad things about him, and leech off his parents and the USA all day long.

His website is a goldmine for nuggets of fail if you take the time to read the stupid things he writes about himself and how the goverment should be remade to suit his own needs and demands.

>>75198
I hope everyone now realizes that Bob and George was garbage.

>>75222

Unfortunately, everyone realizes it now and not 5 years ago, when it still could have made a difference.
According to what I've heard, Dave Anez was an unusually nice guy, though.

>>75127

What the dick is that site and what the fuck is wrong with that guy?

I took a look at the link you posted and the first thing I saw was him remembering with love the day he was kicked out from the army.

Fuck, replace "High School" with "Boot Camp"and this Joe Pullin guy is a pixel perfect older version of Christian Chandler.

>>75237
All the major ones have moved on at least, even 8-Bit Theatre which I think was still making decent money stopped since they realized sprite comics are awful.

>>75173
>prized OC

What the fuck?

>>75200
>he purposely sabotaged his education and feels proud of it

I am both morbidly curious and depressed.

http://ravycomics.com/Fanfics/TwoMoonsTooMany.htm

http://ravycomics.com/Fanfics/MaverickLegacies.htm

My God, he wrote this crap when he was over 35.

"f course, I can't by any means over look Inside the Box. I originally ran across this comic back in 2004 doing something that few if any body else does: copyright research. I needed to know if after almost twenty years of doing Ravy Comics if I could actually use that name. After a while of perusing all the hits Google came back with, Inside the Box popped up. I got really concerned. Here was a character that had some similarities to mine. There's even a rabbit. I had a rabbit in my comic a long time ago. (Back in the hand drawn days.) A run for president and we both did parodies of the Terminator. (One day I'll just scan some old comics. I'll have to update the bad guy form the Clinton-ator to the Bush-inator or how about Obama-Tron?) Being me and not having learned a damn thing from all the crap I had just went through at the time, I just had to say something. Marlowe is a grown up and mature individual and we both agreed that we're not arguing over Snoopy and called it good."

This is just sad.

http://ravycomics.com/Scrap/Unsolved/UCBobandGeorge.htm

This is beyond sad.

>>77629

You'd think by now every webcomic hack learned that sprite comics are terrible, and they should stop raping the sprites from Mega Man 7 (MM7 isn't even good).

I was in the air force and afterwards when I was done I went to college.

In a community college you mean a lot of fucking weirdo's like this that come out of the military. In and out of the military there are people that are just FUCKING WEIRD.

More so than anything else I would meet guys that came out of every other branch BUT the air force and they were all a little weird.

One guy that I knew came from the navy, was a little nerdy but then when I went over his house I found his entire house packed with anime shit. I'm talking wall to wall anime shit. The place was a fucking mess. Covered with animal fur and smelled like shit. His fiance was this flabby drunkard that was slamming wine and advil the entire time. She looked like a former heroine addict. She was.

As time went on I realized just how disconnected to the world he was. He didn't know a god damn thing about anything. When it came to anything going on in the world he would always blame "Obama is doing this wrong" and "Obama is doing that wrong" "If I was running things it sure would be a lot different." And eventually I started calling him on his bullshit and that didn't turn out so well as all he would do is get huffy and short about everything and retaliate with "Well you see that's not what I'm sayin, what I'm sayin is. . ." Then bullshit answer.

THE NEXT guy was from the army.

He had always told everyone in the class that he went to prison but he never said for what. Being that I'm oh so witty I just googled his fucking name and within 3 classes of people just asking him what did he do I finally answered for him.

"He's a pedofile. He went to prison for having sex with a 14 year old girl when he was the age of 21. And then he had child pornography on his computer." OH that went just as well as could be expected. He turned to me a bit shocked but like he had this happen all the time. He just laughed it off like "Nooo she wasn't 14. She was like 17." Then I turned my computer monitor twoards him and pointed directly at his arrest record.

Immediately I think I pretty much destroyed this kids credibility as being a human. I'm pretty sure about that.

After that he never really talked to anyone in that class and started talking to the other outcasts. This kid also started dressing up like Indiana Jones IRL after a while. Don't fucking know why but he did.

Almost forgot about the older guys. I had put them out of my head.

There was generally two mindsets from the older guys that I had. I'm not even going to begin talking about the old fucks that I work with who are vets. They are fucking dumb as a bucket of rocks. Maybe that's for another thread entirely.


Steve wanted to be a 3D artist but he is a fat lazy, douchebag piece of shit who has no concept of time management. STEVE Wanted to work with me on an assignment. Steve blames the Army for everything.

Whenever things got into a heated discussion about who the fuck knows (Lets say movies in this case) He would somehow bring all topic, conversation and everything to a hault, focus it on himself and relate it all to himself. I don't know where it came from or what the hell it was for or why it was necessary to do that but I'll tell you what. It made me want to punch him in the damn face every fucking time. The guy was probably 40 + years old and the guy had no fucking social skills.

Turns out in the Army all he did was bullshit work. Like chow hall shit. Like he cleaned the mess hall, cleaned the latrines from inside aircraft. Bullshit work.

Long story short in all 3 of these posts. People that join the military aren't exactly the brightest bulbs.

Generally people that join the military are stupid as fucking hell in fact. Homophobic, Racist, have no idea whats going on with the world and have the religion stick up their ass. Occasionally you'll have someone that joined and it's like seeing this nice clean flower growing out of a pile of shit that you know is going to just be trampled on and abused not after too long.

wat

What the FUCK. This is Joe's answer to a chick who bitched to him because Joe stole her webcomic and posted it on his own website as it were his own:
(For the record, the chick's comic was a hand drawn comic.)

<Joe> "I once said that web cartoonists that use sprites have no room cry about people stealing stuff. That applies to hand drawn as well. Have I or Capcom ever demanded you remove comics? Certainly not me. I do the same exact thing you do, use other people's characters to make comics. I couldn't begin to count the number of guess stars that were poorly drawn in my comic over the last twenty years. Dr. Wily's robot masters among them.


There is a lot about computers I don't know, but here's something I do know: When browsing the Internet with Internet Explorer, all images viewed (unless otherwise designated) are automatically downloaded to the Temporary Internet Files folder on the C drive. I went to this folder and found your comics, transferred them to another on my hard drive. Later on choose Number 204 for obvious reasons to upload to the server I rent.


I will never understand why web cartoonists hate their fans and each other so much. But right now I have more important things to worry about, suing the Army and suing the V.A., than to let some whiny hypocrites who don't read my comic drag me down."

Can anyone make heads or tails about Joe's rambling? And why the fuck does he menctions his suing attempts against his own country? (For the record, he was assraped by the state, which he interpreted as a conspiration to deny him of the money and easy life that rightfully belongs to him.)

So yeah, this asshole is an older version of Christian Chandler.

>>77759
>this asshole is an older version of Christian Chandler.
with the exception that this guy acknowledges that a lot of his work is not actually his

>When browsing the Internet with Internet Explorer
what is it with tards using IE?

>all images viewed (unless otherwise designated) are automatically downloaded to the Temporary Internet Files folder on the C drive. I went to this folder and found your comics, transferred them to another on my hard drive
>>implying he can't <right click> [save as...]
I can't tell if he thinks he's being 1337, or this was written 15 years ago.

>>77777

>I can't tell if he thinks he's being 1337, or this was written 15 years ago.

For what I've seen so far, this guy's mind is frozen on the 80's and mid 90's, AND he tends to parrote out catchphrases and stuff to "outsmart" people who disagrees with him.

When everything fails and he can't get what he wants, he simply claims that his antagonist is homosexual and should be killed RIGHT NOW because being gay is a sin. (I'm having mixed feeling about this Joe Pullin blog. He's incredibly stupid, greedy, delusional and degenerate, but at the same time, all of that concentrated fail is kinda fun, like watching a trainwreck.)

>>77759
>guess stars
idiots like this guy are a diamond dozen

Quoted from Joe's blog, where he yaps about Bin Laden's death:

"Thursday, May 5, 2011
Release the photos as JPEGs, please.

Mr. President, I will admit to my hypocrisy on this issue. I will never look at the photos. Not my thing. However a majority of Americans and even a majority of the Muslim world want to see these photos. And from what I'm hearing, in the Muslim faith, such photos do harm to the character of that person. Now Bin Laden was not well like in the Muslim community to begin with. Releasing these photos will do no real harm and will serve to prevent him from becoming a martyr.

If these photos are released, please put them out as JPEGs, GIFs, PNGs, or whatever graphic file you seem fit. Please don't use PDF. Remember the even greater stupidity that erupted over the release of the birth certificate? As if the flat birthers weren't bad enough. Now we are getting flat deathers. And I am so sick of Donald Trump death certificate jokes.
Posted by Joe at 12:00 PM 0 comments"


... not sure if he's serious, or if he's trying to be funny.
Or perhaps he's just that stupid.

And this is just WTF.

"Saturday, March 5, 2011
How could it have ever been 8 to 1 for hatred?
When I look at the make up of the Supreme Court I see some Justices I agree with 90% of the time and Justices I disagree with 90% of the time. I am totally mystified as to how these two groups could possibly come to the conclusion that a bunch of God damned phony Christians can be allowed to do what they do.

Now I could rant all day and well into next year about these people and the Supreme Court on this one.

But, I had a better idea. I went through the rusty old scrap pile of humor on my harddrive and found this gem of a joke. I'll take it and reword it for the times.

Becky and her girlfriend are on the beach applying sunscreen to each other.

(Let me take a minute to enjoy that visual.

........
........

I'm back.)

Where was I? OH-YEAH! Becky and her girlfriend are on the beach applying sunscreen to each other. When at that moment all around loud mouth, desperate for attention, party-pooper extraordinaire: Freddie Felching Phelch Phelps (who cares) comes running over to ruin all our good times.

As the turd of the human race is running, he stubs his toe on an object in the sand. This causes it to come flying out and lands in Becky's bikini-clad lap. She picks it up it and examines what looks like a lamp. You know, the one from every TV show and movie about genies. Then it begins to a rumbling and a shaking. A cloud of smoke erupts from the business end and it forms a beautiful blonde-haired, blue-eyed woman dressed as a genie. (Think Barbara Eden.)

"Thanks to this man I have been freed from a thousand year imprisonment. He may have three wishes."

"I WISH..."

"WIAT A MINUTE!!!" Becky interjected. "I"M the one holding the lamp when you came out, don't I get any consideration?"

"You're right, he gets two wishes, and you can have one. Now, sir, what are your wishes?"

"Oh I can't wait." Becky murmured.

"I wish for a 100 foot tall impenetrable wall all the way around my land." Genie crosses her arms, nods her head and a loud 'boing' is heard.

"Done! Your next wish?"

"I wish for all true believers like me to be inside this wall. We will be safe from satan's temptations and when The Rapture happens it will be easy for The Lord to find us." Once again Genie does the voodoo that she do so well and the self-professed reverend disappears.

"Done. Now you wish is..."

"You know, we could just end the bit right here where everybody is happy....... NAAAAAAAA! It's time for me to poop on their party." Becky said. "Genie, I have some questions: this wall describe it to me."

"It's 100 feet tall, 10 feet wide, goes all the way around and nothing can get in or out."

"'...Nothing can get in or out.' Check. Now, every piece of (bleep) that goes around protesting funerals of fallen heroes and little girls shot to death are inside this wall?"

"Yes."

"Genie, I wish for you to FILL IT FULL OF WATER!"

"Done! Well, I guess I should get back in the lamp now."

"No way! Stay out and enjoy some time in the sun. But first, you're looking kind of pale after being in that lamp for so long, you need sunscreen. Me and my girlfriend would be more than happy to help you apply it.
Posted by Joe at 12:00 AM 0 comments"

The real punchline of that joke being "0 comments"

>>77814

He stole that joke. It's supposed to be about a Texan and a Native American. The Texan asks the Genie to build a wall around Texas, and the Native American asks him to fill it with water. I also think that they get a wish each.

I heard this joke from one of my friends a while ago, I doubt that this guy was the first to create it. It's probably been around for a while.

>>77957

His blog had been getting zero comments since he opened it, so he was sockpuppeting to post praises and support to his fucking stupid opinions. The bad grammar, poor redaction and the choice of words gave him away on the spot, though.
Then, after a random guy called him on it, Joe locked the blog and all posts had to get his approval before being shown, so he began to sockpuppet as trolls so he could outsmart them and look like a brave, powerful internet warrior or whatever he was calling himself. Still no real comments are posted there.

The guy himself admits that his blog uses the word "Rosenkreuzstilette" (A japanese videogame) over and over because that way he can steal hits from google searchs and mislead people into his shithole of a site. (And he feels proud of it, to boot)

His posts and opinions about the army, politics and gun control, plus his obsession with tween girls are outright creepy.

>>78057
Any examples of these sockpuppet comments?

>>77812
>If these photos are released, please put them out as JPEGs, GIFs, PNGs, or whatever graphic file you seem fit. Please don't use PDF.
I agree that pdf is a stupid format but what the fuck is his point?

... is this supposed to be a joke?

>>78683
A staple of sprite comics, I guess.
"Let me point out my recolorings before anyone else does, in an effort to be ironic and self-aware!"

>>78694
Bob and George was full of "I'm a talentless hack lol!" non-humor. He probably learned it from there.

>>75182

Thievery is Thievery.

Homestuck is just a better Sonichu.

>>78834
This.

>>78835

Ravycomics is a worse Sonichu then, as it's author is older than CWC and unlike him, he doesn't have the autism excuse to justify the incredibly sick, agressive and stupid things he does.

I mean, jesuchrist. Stealing from little kids and then harrasing the fuck out of them to keep the theft as a secret?
That thing alone is enough to send an alarm ringing down my spine.

ORIGINAL CHARACTER DONUT STEEL

Or he will *really* try to sue you IRL.

>>78912
OK, so I know what Rozenkreuzstilette is (Megaman-esque doujin game). I know what sprite comics are like (recolors, lame jokes). I know that "thing" is his prized OC (does it even have a name?).
But I don't understand the intended "punchline" of this strip. At all. What are the colored dots supposed to represent?

>>78945
The color-palette Rozenkreuzstilette uses, I guess.

Now that you now this, the comic is naturally hysterical, right?

>>78973
i pissed my bed laughing my ass off

"Wednesday, July 20, 2011
It's all water under the bridge.
This water has long since traveled down river. Drunk by a dear. Peed out by the dear. Sucked up into the intake of a bottling company. Bought and drunk by someone. Peed into a toilet and flushed into the sewer system that leads to a waste treatment plant. Dumped back into the river and through a hydroelectric dam. And possibly a beaver dam. It makes its way through a delta marsh and maybe even an oil spill. Gets caught up in the current of some gulf, bay, or cape. Washed out into the middle of the ocean were it supposed to settle. That is unless someone has paddled furiously to find this water. In his single minded haste he forgot to bring a glass or canteen, so he sucks up the water into his mouth. Then furiously paddles back through the oil spill, the gulf, the marsh, up the salmon ramp, past the treatment plant and bottling company, busts through the beaver dam, takes a second to pee and poop in the river. Comes back to the bridge to spew that water out at someone only to find that the bridge is all burned up and demolished. The guy that was supposed to get spewed upon, has long since traveled down the road of life.

My dad is a very wise man, and a very wise guy. He told me once when I was complaining about a some idiot that cut me in traffic last week “Son, do you want to be that guy you're bitching about standing next to bridge with a mouthful of water that maybe has been through the kidneys of a beaver that you just pissed off?”
Posted by Joe at 12:00 AM 0 comments"


What the dick is he trying to say here? I see words being put together, but I fuck if I can understand what the hell is Joe saying here.
Beaver piss and water?

>>79289
Dude holds grudges. That's what I was able to get out of his batshit rambling, at least.

>>79308

Well, reading his archives and asking his name around some communities, I discovered that this guy has been carrying several grudges for almost a decade, just because some webcomic circles refused to let him claim their comics as his own, and because some kids and a chick refused to work for him.

Menctioning Psyguy's community is enough to make him play dumb to "outsmart" you, or simply start spewing out insults, menace you with a sue and calling you homosxual.

What I can't comphrend is how a man who brags non stop about being a super genius, is still getting himself kicked out from the army and completely fails at getting a job for over a motherfucking DECADE.

>>79289
>Drunk by a dear. Peed out by the dear.
>Bought and drunk by someone. Peed into a toilet and flushed into the sewer system that leads to a waste treatment plant.
>takes a second to pee and poop in the river.
>the kidneys of a beaver that you just pissed off?
I think he's saying he wants to be a human toilet.
...that or he's just obsessed with bodily functions.

>>79328
Well, that wouldn't be too much of a surprise, given his incest, pedophilia, and toddlercon leanings, as mentioned in >75181.

>>79328
>I think he's saying he wants to be a human toilet.

Well, kinda fitting, since this Joe Pullin guy is full of shit. (hurr hurr)

He has been carrying a grudge against the author of Bob and George, apparently because he was bugging Dave Anez to host his comic on BnG's front page and (of course) his fucking idiotic request was rejected.
Browsing through his horrendous site I found a delirious rant about "coincidences" where he attempts to convince himself that a lot of people (Dave Anez included) have been stealing ideas and concepts from him, therefore all of their e-fame belongs to him and the "thiefs" should be sued and jailed.

So yeah, besides of being a dumbass, this Joe Pullin guy is a paranoid, pretentious and delusional dick as well. Shit.

>he was bugging Dave Anez to host his comic on BnG's front page and (of course) his fucking idiotic request was rejected.
Bod and George used to host a lot of comics with links on the front page, so that's less insane than it sounds. They were almost all Megaman sprite comics, though (several better-constructed and more clever than Bob and George itself) so it is kind of weird to ask to put his crappy general sprite-comic on there.

I mean, at least a sprite comic is pretty appropriate for a parody of the video game the sprites come from.

>>79384
exactly. this guys is basically too lazy to actually make characters for his bizarro world, and just uses sprites as an easy substitute for making an effort.

>>79443

He doesn't makes the sprites, he just steals them from others and then writes a fucked up essay about how the character just happens to look like the one he had created years ago, therefore the sprite belongs to him instead of belonging to the kid that sprited it in the first place. When that deranged argument fails, he then switches to claim that you lose all rights over anything as soon you post it on the net, so is OK for him to steal from you, but if you steal from him, he will sue you for everthing you own as your fair punishment for being a thief.

When Joe finally bothers spriting something on his own, you can tell right off the bat because the sprite only have a single pose and looks like concentrated shit.


Pic semirelated: it's today's comic of fail.

>>79551
When I said he used sprites as a substitute, I assumed that "sprite" implied it was stolen from a video game since that's where sprites traditionally come from.

Well, he once tried to claim Tenchi Muyo's franchise for himself, under the excuse that by merging it's universe with his own, he had "perfected" it so neither Pioneer or Kajishima Masaki and Hiroshi Hayashi (TM's authors) deserved to own it anymore.

Part of his fucked up claim still ramains on his shitty site, as he is hosting some Tenchi Muyo spritesheets (stolen from Shyguy's Kingdom) where he pasted stuff taken from MegaMan and MegaMan X games.

>>79583
>Well, he once tried to claim Tenchi Muyo's franchise for himself

Well, this is certainly something I don't see many lolcows doing.
Sure, they will demand the franchise cater to their insanely stupid ideas (ie Sonichu), but wow.

>>79596

During the past decade, this creep used to stalk and harrass the fuck out of people to make them give freebies to him, especially if Sailor Moon sprites were involved. (Bob and George, Psyguy's site and ShyGuy's Kingdom were his habitual hunting grounds)
When he couldn't get people to give him free stuff, he stalked and harrased other people, asking them to find "tricks" to steal from others or just trying to manipiulate them into stealing for him. Of course, everyone asked him to go fuck himself, and thus began the long, lomg chain of grudges and deranged claims he has been carrying until today.

After being rejected everywhere, he simply began to steal whatever he wanted and spew out hatrd against anyone who discovered him doing that. (Joe developed his trademarked answer of "Bwahaha, nobody will belive you because you are homosexual" around that time as well.)

>>79633
Jesus Christ, this guy needs a good trolling.

Today's dose of fail.

>>79930
Why would he write that. That is horrible. That is dog shit.

>>79930

What the fuck is with that SQUEAKY bullshit?

>>79942

Be glad he stopped using THIS bullshit instead: >>75169

>>77711
Funny story, George Lucas originally wanted to make Indiana Jones a paedophile. Coincidence or...

"Wednesday, January 12, 2011
"What's up with Toni, I thought she was a lesbian?"
That question was asked of me years ago while giving a sneak peak of Season 19 to a friend of mine. There were two ways to answer that question: The smart way, and the stupid way. You have probably already guessed which one I went with.

"These are my characters and I'll have them do what I want."

While true, It's a very dumb reason. Ravy Comics has developed over the years as more of a character driven comic. Such as my personal favorite Bloom County; rather than a random comic like the great Far Side. When someone asks a question as to why a character does something, you have to be prepared with an answer. A real one. Comic number 1607 being posted on January 13 2011 answers the question as to why Toni gave up being a lesbian and married a man.

Simply put she fell in love with Op.

However there is an answer behind the answer. I based a lot of this particular comic and ones over the years on real life events, situations, and conversations I have been party to. One such case is a lesbian friend of mine and I were have an engrossing conversation about the ins and outs of our favorite subject: sex with women. When it just popped out:

"Do you think it's possible for you to fall in love with a man?" She said yes. "Then I have a chance." I remember coming to hours later with a big purple bruise on my forehead. Months later another friend of mine seemed down in the dumps. She told me that her partner got herself pregnant and married the guy. I asked her who she wanted me to make cry and how about some revenge sex. I remember waking up hours later with now two purple bruises on my forehead.

"These are my characters and I'll have them do what I want." Has haunted me for years and now I think I can lay it to rest.


Posted by Joe at 12:11 AM 0 comments"



What the hell is this, who's is he talking to and why does he thinks anyone is interested on that? Fuck.
Also, loled at the "0 comments".

>"What's up with Toni, I thought she was a lesbian?"

>Simply put she fell in love with Op.

>"Do you think it's possible for you to fall in love with a man?" She said yes. "Then I have a chance." I remember coming to hours later with a big purple bruise on my forehead. Months later another friend of mine seemed down in the dumps. She told me that her partner got herself pregnant and married the guy. I asked her who she wanted me to make cry and how about some revenge sex. I remember waking up hours later with now two purple bruises on my forehead.

>"These are my characters and I'll have them do what I want." Has haunted me for years and now I think I can lay it to rest.

Tl;dr version: Some lesbian I liked a while ago rejected me so I made her like me in my comic.

THIS COMIC ISN'T FUNNY

>>80151
OMG HOW CAN YOU SAY SUCH THINGS!

What the fuck is this.

Look at these fucking legs.

How in the dick can Joe "make a comic for 20 years" and still fail so bad at basic human anatomy?

>>80206
Speaking of dick, is "little Dallas" supposed to be a euphemism? Is that the entire fucking punchline?

>>80210
wow. it's like a joke written by bluespike himself...

>>80206
I think it's a recolour, Megaman sprites generally look like that.

>>75167
>>75170
>>75166

The future daughter made out with her own father?

>>80285
It's OK, since it's all just a dream/hallucination/projection. OF THE MOTHER.
Yeah, it's totally not creepy at all!

>>80288

Ok, I just wasn't sure that I understood that right. At first I thought that this guys just made bad comics, but that's just terrible.

"Monday, October 11, 2010
I can't wait for 2013 as well.

Not because it will be finally the end of the 2012 election season. (Which started January 21, 2009. And, more poignantly will wind up being the beginning of the 2016 Presidential Election.)

Starting about nine years ago I looked forward to that special day in that special month that matched the year. So on all my paperwork I could write 1-1-1, 2-2-2, 3-3-3, blah-blah-blah, yadda-yadda-yadda. Just an icksy-cutesy thing that I found fun, and kept to myself. Apparently unbeknownst to me, this is the scourge of the internet. Millions of trolls going to forums, blogs, and sites with commentary telling us that the date is 1-2-3, 2-3-4, or 3-4-5. (My goddess! Somebody change the combination on my luggage!)
While trolling one of my favorite news sites: Maximum PC, I saw this phenomenon. Unfortunately, (or fortunately,) reality prevented me from making an observation:

That in 2013, all those flat twelvers will finally have to shut up about their end of the world conspiracies.
Posted by Joe at 12:01 AM 0 comments"

... what is he trying to say here and what's that weird obsession with numbers and dates?

>>80296
My best guess? He's stuck in kindergarten math, and these dates help him remember the base-10 system in some autistic manner.

>That in 2013, all those flat twelvers will finally have to shut up about their end of the world conspiracies.

Well, I think he's referring to the 2012 Mayan apocalypse theory (read: fucking retarded, like Y2K).

That's a point in his favor. Shocking, I know.

The "flat" part may refer to "flat earth" nonsense, which would give Joe another point in his favor.

>>80361

>That's a point in his favor. Shocking, I know.

>The "flat" part may refer to "flat earth" nonsense, which would give Joe another point in his favor.

Yes, but then he confuses the two together when they are totally separate entities, one predicting the end because of a Mayan calendar, the other being closely related to groups who desire the Rapture to happen soon.

"Wednesday, February 24, 2010
And Now Presenting: Ass Zombies.
Many the expert has said one of the most important features of a web site is the title bar. You should place the most pertinent information there so search engines can index it better.

Of course I'm not one to pay attention to those who are alot smarter than me.

Last year one of the local newspapers ran a "bad cartoon" contest. I was all over that. I must have been one of a few to actually send some in because I was chosen to be published. I guess I can toot my own horn here and say this: How many sprite comics can say that they have been published in a newspaper without having to pay the advertising fees?

To be included on the same page with Ass Zombies, I'm honored.

I sent in six cartoons, all five of Mayor's Aid Plea Agreement and the only up for a couple days 2009 Halloween comic. To be honest, I really wanted the Halloween comic published, just hoping that someone would ask what all the costumes are.

I was really wanting to publish the Ass Zombies cartoon so you all could see it, but do to copyright reasons I can't.

I can hear you now: "BULLS**T! You routinely post other people's comics!" Yes, I do. Here's the difference: You see, Dave Anez lives a couple thousand miles away from me. In order to sue me he will have to file in the superior court of his state. Then go through the superior court of my state. A very expensive proposition. However, VK Cleary can go to any phonebook, find my address, and beat the crap out of me.

So instead I'll do my own Ass Zombies and tweak it to my twisted humor style.
Posted by Joe at 12:03 AM 0 comments"

... this is the same as when Christian Chandler made his own fake page to announce himself as the winner of a contest. Jesuchrist.

>However, VK Cleary can go to any phonebook, find my address, and beat the crap out of me.

I can't be the only one who wants to see this happen.

>>80399
Someone should try to inform this person when whatshisname rips off his comic.

>considers himself at the same level as guys like Bill Watterson.

Calvin and Hobbes was one of my favorite comics as a kid. This man deserves to be beaten to death with a shovel.

http://checkyoursitevalue.com/www.ravycomics.com

Heh. This one made me chuckle and I wish this Joe guy could see it.

>>80428
What's really sad is how much sonichu.com is worth.
>Wiki detailing all aspects the life of an autistic manchild
>Worth thousands of dollars
I'm sorry, but if that's how the real world works I'm just going to go make my briefs quite DIRTY and CRAPPED.

>>80433
>Sonichu.com Estimated Value $9,081 USD
>$9,081

>obligatory "OVER NINE-THOUSANDDDDDD"

>>80435

Here's a few more that I did out of curiosity. It's pretty funny that the resurrected ED and Oh Internet are worth practically the same price.

What exactly does this website use to calculate the value, web traffic?

http://checkyoursitevalue.com/www.789chan.org
>789Chan.org Estimated Value $2,330 USD

http://checkyoursitevalue.com/www.ohinternet.com
>Ohinternet.com Estimated Value $125,053 USD

http://checkyoursitevalue.com/www.encyclopediadramatica.ch
>Encyclopediadramatica.ch Estimated Value $130,557 USD

>>80440

Web traffic and relevance, so the search engines could catch it.

Joe Pullin himself admits he filled his front page with Rosenkreuzstilette blabber to mislead people into his page, but not even that he can get a decent traffic.

Which means he has been uploading comics that nobody reads and has been talking to himself because nobody posts on his blog, not even before he disabled the comments.

>>80445
He disabled the comments on his BLOG?
What the fuck is the point of him even having a blog then?
Sure, he won't get negative comments which point out his failures as a person, but then he can't add sockpuppet comments to make it seem he's worth a shit.

>>80461

Originally, he used to post sockpuppet praises and requests to "Leave Mr. Joe alone" when people pointed out at his thefts, lies and stupidity (The grammar and wording gave them away on the spot) but then he decided to disable the comments by enabling blog moderation.
In other words, you can post, but nothing gets published unless he wants to, and since Joe hates critics, corrections and anything that could make him feel unconfortable or admit he's a thieving manchild, you can guess the rest.

Basically, he wasted ten years of his life to run and defend a crappy website that nobody except for himself visits or cares about.

Today's dose of fail.

So are we just going to talk about how horrible this guy is or are we actually going to try and troll him?

Saving to counter spam.

"Rosenkreuzstilette Oddities."

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Anonymous said...

why have you left this posting on the front page of you site for 5 months now?

April 10, 2011 1:26 PM
Joe said...

Search Engine Optimization. Ever since I posted those pictures, hits to my site have gone up and stayed at ten fold.

April 17, 2011 12:43 PM
Anonymous said...

In other words, you use the images to mislead people into visiting this hellhole of yours.
Why am I NOT surprised to see you using these stupid cheats to get some attention?

May 9, 2011 8:37 PM
Joe said...

Once in a while I'll get an email saying that if I pay them they'll get me a higher Google ranking. I'm smart enough to listen to those that are smarter than me when they say that if someone is selling snake oil if they are charging for SEO.

I can imagine a person's rage if they paid a guy $50, $100, $200 and they go down in Google ranking. Then there's little ol' me in the deepest, darkest, dankest, dorkest corner of the internet, who happens upon a moderately decent combination of SEO quite by accident and happenstance, and does it all for free.

Lot easier going out and kidnapping people's cats and holding them hostage to force people to click on my site.

May 14, 2011 1:12 PM"


Very classy, Joe. Very respectful as well.

>Very classy, Joe. Very respectful as well.

Obvious sockpuppet is obvious.
That, or my sarcasm meter is broken.

>>81194

You need a new sarcasm meter.

>>81176
He's chastised for cheating and all he does is ramble about how smart he is?

Today's dose of fail, including crappy sprites, self depreciating humour and the obligatory ICE CREAM shit stolen from Bob and George.

"Professional cartoonist" my ass, Joe.

>>81207

That fucking weird ass..I guess dog thing freaks me out.

>>81207
Jesus, even Bob and George edited the sprites so they were actually HOLDING the ice cream.

And if it needs to be said, the ice cream running gag was never funny and a mere crutch for when Anez had no ideas (often).

>>81224

Well, Dave Anez often said that most of time, Bob and George was nothing but things he pulled out of his ass at the last minute, and he never understood why his fanbase loved it so much, or why they made all of these fucked up theories to explain things that Dave himself didn't cared about.

The difference between Dave Anez and this Joe Pullin fella is that Dave was considerably nice and humble, while Joe screeches "I'M A GENIUS AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOU ARE HOMOSEXUAL!" whenever he doesn't gets the answers he wants.

>>81229
Shit is shit, but thank goodness someone had the humility to know what they were doing for once. And on the internet of all places!

>>81207
It's difficult for me to imagine this guy has been doing this shit for a decade.

>>81196
Rereading the post, I realize that my confusion was due to the lack of greentexting, which would have helped me differentiate between the blog comments and the /cwc/ poster's comment.

tl;dr I dun goofed.

>>79930
It's like I'm witnessing something done by an alien species. I have no clue how any human being could ever find this funny.

Can anyone explain to me this comic and why it might seem funny to a member of the human species?

>>81276

Fine, I will try to read it to try and explain.

http://www.ravycomics.com/Pages/season2011/ravycomics2011-01.html

...nevermind.

It's shit.

>sudorp

That's right, captcha. It's so derp.

>>80781
I guess I'll check the ground a bit. I made a quick blog and a small cover story for it. I ripped few of his comic, edited them just enough and presented them as my own. I'll wait few days adding more comics one per day and some fake comments too. Then I'll tip him off and see what happens. I'm not exactly sure how intelligent this guy is tho so I'm not sure if he'll fall for it.

>>81280
>"I'm thinking of bringing you a special "boxed" lunch."
>"boxed" lunch

Do I find this hilarious?
[_]OMGWTFBBQLMAO
[X]WTF?

>>81316

Tell him you are going to be hired by a local newspaper to get the comic published and he will try to sue you.
Check OP's image, Joe Pullin REALLY will try to sue you for everything you own under the excuse that you stole his stolen sprites.

SomeFaggot here :

http://codiekitty.com More unfunny sprite comics guise. Incase joe wasn't enough.

>>81353

Make a new thread if you want to talk about another lolcow, please.

Also, Joe's blog has been updated, he's demanding for free tits.

"Post a Comment On: Ravy Online
"I want boobies, lots of them, and I want them NOW!"

No comments yet. - Hide Original Post

This rant is a long time in coming. Since about 2009. Back then I kept going to movies not expecting to have wiener shoved in my face all the time. Even in the Hangover live on screen. These guys are in Vegas for a bachelor party and we the audience get no naked females? At least Watchmen had some boobage, for about five seconds. That's why I loved Hot Tub Time Machine so much: breasts on the big screen.

Now in 2010 I picked up season nine of Family Guy and was quite shocked to see uncensored Peter's peter. What was the message being sent here? What social commentary needed to put out? Can anybody tell what episode we saw Lois or some other female cast member topless? When Peter said to the cutout of Kathy Ireland that he is "out" under the table, that was funny, showing it wasn't.

Recently on American Dad the did the similar joke. First they used a word for wiener that I hadn't seen since a 1980's issue of Hustler Humor. Then they actually showed Stan's wiener falling out of his pajamas. Censored of course, but on the DVD it won't be. What was the joke? That Stan stood there until Francine put it back in his pants, just to fall out again?

Ya'll probably wondering what's my beef? This stuff is many years apart. What set me off?

I finished the second collection and thought that while it was a bit schizophrenic and riddled with ADD, it was a big improvement over the first set. It seemed as if the writer was throwing a bunch of ideas at once in the hopes that the Inukami manga would get picked up as an ongoing series and could fully explore them for many years down the road. I also noted the fact that nudity was next to nothing or just barely out of shot.

"Hold it, isn't Inukami is all about female nudity? Why do you have a problem with that? So far you've been whining and moaning and bitching about wiener." Inukami manga is rated 16 and up, it should have been rated 18 and up. Now I fully reorganize that Japanese sensibilities and American sensibilities are very different. I think that nudity of any kind has no place in comic books and cartoons that can be easily purchased by kids or unsuspecting parents perusing the graphic novel sections of Hastings or Barnes and Noble.

I gots no problem with Hustler Humor or Penthouse or Playboy. I know what I'm getting into. After watching that episode of American Dad I was pissed at what slapped me upside the head the next day. Inukami the anime.

(Editor's Note: As of this writing I am about 20 episodes in.)

The writers decided that what was needed to improve this series was as much wiener as possible and as much male erotica as can be shoved in our faces. If I hadn't read the manga first, I would have quit not even half way through episode one.

I accept that the Japanese are much more open than we Americans about about what we call adult material being seen by a younger audience. There was no warning about what happened in episode one. I was expecting lots of nudity of Yoko and even Nadeshiko, but KEITA!? And almost every other guy in that episode!? What audience are they going for here? Obviously not those of us that read the manga.

Granted, the nudity was "cleverly" hidden by an elephant's head. That got really irritating after more than a minute. If they were really clever, they should have used an elephant's butt to cover up the butt shots. It wasn't just once or twice, it has been through out the whole series. Even ruining a boring episode. The one with the fight on the blimp with the shinigami. I found it boring because it was almost just like the manga. The writers must have been thinking "What can we do to spice it up? We can have magic frogs shot from Keita's groin area!"

Like I said they covered up the naughty bits. I have to admit they engaged in a strange bit of self censorship. It was strange in how they implemented it. At no time did we ever see any female nudity. If the writers were clever enough to use an elephant's head to cover up the guys, couldn't they have used a cat's head to cover up the woman's lower fun part? Or watermelons to cover up their boobs? In the panty thief episode, the main villain eyeballed Tomohane and said no, but was looking forward to it down the road. Thank you for NOT stealing the little girl's underwear. Later on in the ranking episode it was decided to change from the manga. They had Imari and Sayoka just stand there in their normal outfits instead of the sailor suits lifting up their skirts showing off their gym shorts.

However for some strange reason it was perfectly alright to have a little boy naked and uncensored.

I just spent this entire time trashing the anime of Inukami. Let me tell you what was done right. When they stuck to the manga and/or explored side stories or throw away bits from the manga the writers of the anime had a 90% success rate. The story of Kayano and Hake was top notch. The date between Keita and Gokyoya gave a purpose to a character that really had none to begin with. The fight between Yoko and Kaoru's Pack was superbly animated and the expressions on Yoko's face made me believe that she was out for blood. Also she kept her clothes on.

Now my final question: I was asking myself this by episode 2, why is Yoko's shirt still on?

posted by Joe at 12:00 AM on Apr 13, 2011"

>What the fuck are you trying to say here, Joe?

>>81538
>OH NOES, I REQUIRE MY ANIME BOOBIES... :'(

For Christ' sake, it's a dick. It's called ''humor''. Get over it. Not everything is supposed to pander to your unfulfilling sex life.

>Not everything is supposed to pander to your unfulfilling sex life.
There are a significant number of anime fans like that.

Today's dose of concentrated fail.

>>81681
goddamn. it's like he doesn't realize that drawn out filler doesn't work in daily comics. there's not enough content here to create any interest to continue reading.

"Saturday, January 30, 2010

What's bugging me the most this week:
Between President Obama's State of the Union and Steve Job's press conference, who said the word "I" the most?

Now to this weeks real problem. Two things have been bugging me for awhile first is Rosenkreuz Stilette. Not the game but a lot of people's insistence that some bit of Megaman, Castlevania, anime, manga, or image burned into a piece of toast is a reference contained within RKS. Admittedly I've done some of that, but I made sure to use ones that nobody else has pointed out. (I hope.) Frankly I'm tired of it and could spend all day blubbering on about it.

But.

There has been a hell in the cell steel cage debate going on in my mind for months now: What is a better use of my time? Staring at my lawn in December? Or. Reading Lucky Star? I've been meaning to talk about Lucky Star for months on end, but my oh so busy schedule has prevented that from being able to happen. (Re: laziness.)

Which on of these to subject should I make your eyeballs bleed over? I decided to split the difference:

(Times I said "I", "me", or "my" not counting this line: 13.)
Posted by Joe at 9:01 AM 0 comments
Labels: Heywood Banks, Lucky Star, Rosenkreuz Stilette, whale fat"

>It's like watching one of Christian Chandler's aimless ramblings where the just spews out crap to see if he flukes on something funny or entertaining.

>Rosenkreuz Stilette
Why is it this of all things that he keeps mentioning in hopes of getting more views? Seems pretty obscure...Is it like his aspie obsession?

>>81705

>Lucky Star

I'm not surprised that he's a lazy fat ass.

http://ravycomics.com/Scrap/Splashers001.htm

http://ravyonline.blogspot.com/2011/03/worth-look-sasami-and-magical-girls.html

http://www.ravycomics.com/Fanfics/RosenkreuzStilette2.htm

Jesuchrist. The deeper I dig on that guy's site, the creeper it gets.
The guy is like 40, yet he STILL fantasies with preteen anime girls?

http://www.ravycomics.com/Fanfics/Rosenkreuzstilette5.htm

Noticed the size of the customized T-Shirts he displayed here?
Yep, Joe is a fat guy. Why am I not surprised?

>>81882

No doubt that me and a bunch of others had an effect. I always felt there was more I could do. I was going to the Anime Convention anyways. Might as well and see if I can get anybody to listen to me proselytize about Rosenkreuzstilette and at least take a copy to shut me up. (I could say something snarky about those that go do to door and try and get people to read their magazines, but I'm sure they [one] come to this site too and I don't need to drive off any more fans.)

What is going on? I'm confused. Are these comics trying to be funny? I look at these and I just feel baffled. Does he think it's funny or something? Does he have any fans? Like at all? Is he autistic or something? What the fuck?

>>81891

The author is a 40 year old manchild who desperately tries to be funny and desperately tries to impress kids 25 years younger than him.

Judging for the things he does, his immense ego, his delusions, lack of a job and the things he wrote about himself (such as him sabotaging his education on purpose, or him being butthurt because he joined the army and they expelled him) it's kinda easy to guess he must be a genuine mental retard or suffer other kind of mental illness.

Basically, he stillm wants to behave like a kid and his mind has been frozen on the mid 90's to early 2000's.

http://www.ravycomics.com/Pages/Seaon131415/13141501.htm

The earliest stuff on his archives other than this one post:

http://www.ravycomics.com/Pages/HandDrawn/S11.htm

Not sure which is shittier: His old stuff, or his new stuff. Both are appalling.

>>81904

>>81906

"I'm a lazy ass, but, since I'm making fun of my laziness, it's ok!"

My God. He must have been on his late twenties when he made these, and they still look like ass.

How in the fuck can he feel proud about that shit?

>>81911

No clue.

They are made of ass and giant ego and retardation.

I'm not posting main plot comic. The plot is fucking indecipherable.

>>81915

So apparently his OCshits meet up with Saddam and Osama and Cobra Commander and fuckthisshit.

>>81918

>>81919

It's a laugh riot down at www.ravycomics.com

Ha. Ha ha.

>175 I don't get out a whole lot.

>Fourth Wall breaking
>fanfics about aliens and their periods

I never would have guessed.

>>81921

He spelt "Alien" as "ALEIN".

>On his blog, Joe Pullin brags about how instead of listening to his "boring teachers" during his school days, he instead made comics to prove how gnarly he was.

Jeez. I would have never guessed, Joe.

Professional cartoonist my ass, Joe.

Sooooo, is his comic even "about" anything?

>>81946

Fuck no.

I tried reading it. I made it around 300 stupidass strips in. No fucking plot.

>>81946
>Sooooo, is his comic even "about" anything?

Just like Sonichu, this crap is all about Joe Pullin and how he's better than everyone else, as Joe always wins, always gets what he wants, always gets the last word about anything and everyone do whatever he says.

Something went wrong IRL? Kicked out from the army, forever alone, unemployed and nobody wants to his personal slave? No problem, he will make a comic to "correct" these silly details and then he will adopt that comic as the real thing. Also, if you disagree with him, you are automatically an evil homosexual and he will talk about it during years.

Speaking about homosexuality, Joe uses male homosexuality as an insult, but for him, female homosexuality is OK because he can fap to it (and his OC can "heal" lesbians by sticking his dick into them, he wouldn't do that to men.)

That's what RavyComics is all about. Just a big, sad escapism tool from how shitty his real life is.

Today's new dose of fail.

So is this guy trollable or anything? Or are we just going to sit here and talk about how horrible he is.

Could this be the next Chris? Could we have lulzy Sagas with this guy to rival Chris's?

>>81981
i doubt it. do we even know what this guy looks like? or anything about his life beyond the crappy comics?

>>81981
This board is to discuss lolcows. Not make them fuck blow-up dolls.

>>81980

>So is this guy trollable or anything?

Well, the guys is extremely protective of his crappy comic, so reposting edited versions elsewhere should be enough to make him fill his blog with delicious tantrums and tears, that's for sure.
Reposting his shitty life outside of his blog, where he cannot censor what other people say about him, should be lulz worthy as well.)

Does he actually look at the comments? I tried to comment on one of his shitty comics (in a not blatantly trolling way) and he doesn't appear to have seen it...

>>81994

Apparently he looks at them, but only approves the ones he likes.
Still, that means he will read them, even if it's just once.

....Why do the Troll Accounts have Favorites of Alvin-Earthworm the Super Douche?

"The Adulterated and Censored

History of Ravy Comics.

As best as I can remember, or what I tell you it is.

Back around the fall of 1987, following the afternoon recess, my teacher would have the class rewrite some moronic saying he'd written on the white board. I found this tedious to say the least. After each phrase (such as "Winning isn't everything, wanting is") I would draw some sort of stick figure doodle. One day I was reading some environmentalist wacko newsletter everybody was forced to read, I saw a silhouette of a mountain lion. "Hey! That looks like Ravage!" I traced it and added some holes for the tape reels and started on a very incomprehensible Transformers fancomic to accompany writing assignment. To top it off, I didn't know how to spell 'ravage' so I shortened it to 'Ravy.'"

> Joe's age confirmed as late 30's to early 40's.
> Joe's stupidity confirmed as well.

>>82136
If he's 40, he would've been about 16 in 1987...

mfw 16-year-old can't spell ravage...

>>82178

He couldn't draw either...

Well, somebody posted some comments on Joe's blog, and Joe tried to outsmart him like the smug moron he's is.
Looks like he failed, because the comments are now gone. Butthurt much, Joe?

Monday, May 2, 2011
Great News!
With the great news that has happened, I have decided to dig up this old joke.

BIN LADEN IS DEAD!

(For most people that would be enough. However:)

Bin Laden finds himself in a very bright cloud like area. Suddenly he is confronted by George Washington. Who then proceeds to give Bin Laden a boot to the head. Next is Thomas Jefferson, who also gives Bin Laden a boot to the head. Behind him we find: Martha Washington, Martha Jefferson, Henry Clay, Ella Fitzgerald, William H. Harrison, Patrick Henry, Sam Houston, Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee, Meriwether Lewis, James Madison, Dolley Madison, John Marshall, Cyrus Hall McCormick, James Monroe, Elizabeth Monroe, Powhatan, Pocahontas, Walter Reed, George C. Scott, Winfield Scott, John Smith, James Jeb Stuart, Thomas Sumter, Zachary Taylor, John Tyler, Julia Tyler, Letitia Tyler, Nat Turner, John Tyler, Booker T. Washington, Woodrow Wilson, Edith Wilson, and many many more.

In the midst of this bedlam, Bin Laden calls out:

“Allah! Allah! What is this?”

“It is your eternal reward for the life you have led.”

“This! OWWW! (Stop that!) OWWWW!”

“Yes. 72 Virginians!”
Posted by Joe at 12:00 PM
3 comments:
Anonymous said...

Jesuchrist. What kind of fucked up monster would use a human being's DEATH as an excuse to make a mediocre joke and flap his arms for some attention?
Oh right: YOU.
May 5, 2011 7:04 AM
Joe said...

I had thought unscheduling the next post, but instead I'll go ahead and keep it.
May 5, 2011 5:56 PM
Joe said...

By the way, do you like Johnboy and Billy? If not, how about Robin Williams?
May 5, 2011 5:59 PM

>This was copied from his blog comments about the death of Bin Laden.

Monday, May 2, 2011
Ravy 2011 Pg. 18.
Click Here.

I spent a couple of hours making a new background. Then moronically deleted it and emptied the Recycle Bin. I still have the part that appears in the panel, but not the rest of it. The parts I need to do a camera shift left or right.

I can either spend the time remaking the whole she-bang and having look a bit off kilter from the one before. Or I can just do what I always do: fake it.

Of course that background doesn't appear at all this week, or next, or for several more months. Making this post's jabbering rather silly. Or what I euphemistically call "normal."

(I almost put in that Ricky Martin video. Then a rare fit of sanity hit me.)
Posted by Joe at 12:00 AM
2 comments:
Anonymous said...

You're nothing but a talentless manchild that has to steal from Psyguy because you can't make anything original.
May 4, 2011 9:30 AM
Joe said...

Heap many moons ago a bunch of flat birthers and national socialists took exception to an article I wrote detailing the historical perspective of President Obama's re-election chances in 2012. I had to spend the better part of an afternoon cleaning out some of the most vile and disgusting heap of crap I have ever had the displeasure of seeing. In fact I had to go re-read Artemis's Lover just to clear my mind of it.

Because of that I had to institute call screening. This will be up until such time as these people learn they have plenty of breathing room on their sites, they don't need my couple of megabytes. Of course I do realize they never will have enough.

Now, caught in the cross fire are those that are just trying to strike a mighty blow against the nasty-wasty blogger with their rather goofy and willfully ignorant false accusations. Normally I'd just shuffle it to the spam folder or give it the Mystery Science Theater treatment.

But something caught my attention. It had to do with a very strange pattern that seems to be developing. I went back and double-checked, sure enough, the other times that this call has come in was when a Rosenkreuzstilette comic was posted.

If there is some kind of issue going on that I will admit to my ignorance about, I have to say that I'm the wrong guy to contact. You need to go tell Psyguy, Spriter's Resource, who ever did the box art for Final Fantasy 4 and 5, Tasogare Frontier, Isemiya, and Womi.

I just have to wonder why this false accusation didn't come in a few weeks ago when a Psyguy sprite actually appeared in a comic.
May 5, 2011 6:03 PM

> Joe is being called on his stolen material and he tries to act smug and play dumb to deny it- well, at least the "Dumb" part was done right.

Today's dose of fail, crappy graphics and unnoriginal "jokes"

>>82483

I don't get any of his jokes. He continued some from his previous comics, it's clear. What the hell is the giant colored triangle supposed to be again?

Look: He added hands to the newest one
>>82483

unlike these ones, where the ice cream just floated.
>>81681
>>81959

>>82514

A Color Pallete apparently. No Rhyme or Reason it's just there. He Seems to have a think for obnoxious shit in the background.

>>82557

He seems to have a thing for obnoxious shit in the foreground too.

>>82562

He seems to have a thing for obnoxious shit, period.
It's as if Joe had the mindset of a little kid, purposely being annoying as hell to cause a reaction and then bask on the free attention received.
Negative attention, but attention anyways.

"Monday, August 1, 2011
Ravy 2011 Pg. 31.
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Not sure which is better: transparent PNG or transparent GIF. Both require at leats a $50 program to make possible. And both can't render the graphics from Rosenkreuzstilette correctly.
Posted by Joe at 12:00 AM 0 comments"

>Joe confirmed for being cheap as fuck and still going strong with his Rosenkreuzstilette obsession.

>>82577
Eh, can't he just use GIMP or something?

>>82592

Evidently, Joe can't even use Paint, so the odds of him learning to use Gimp are the same as his bank account: Zero.

Today's dose of fail includes... FART JOKES.

Professional cartoonist my ass, Joe.

>>82718
Quick question: does Joe actually expect to make money off of his comics?
OP noted that Joe calls himself a "professional cartoonist"; a delusion, obviously, but how far does the madness go?

>>82789
> Quick question: does Joe actually expect to make money off of his comics?

Joe has said lots of time that "his" characters are for himself only and he will sue anyone who tries to use his (stolen) lesbians or his Jhonny-5 ripoff.

Plus, this "comic" is ALL what he has done for the past decade, and all what he has accomplished on his entire life so yeah, he DID said once he expected to see his crap published on a comic strip, hence the 4 panel format he uses.

Hence why so many people on this thread has called him an older version of Christian Chandler.

Does Joe have an actual job?

I mean, he must pay for web hosting, and I read in one of his articles that he blew money buying 10 or so copies of RosenkreuzStilette, for some reason.

Unless he was just saying shit out of his ass, surely he must have some form of income, right?
And it sure as hell can't be from his comics...

>>82807

His poor redaction, bad grammar and general ineptitude at handling software, without menctioning his antisocial behavior and perpetual state of denial suggest that Joe is happily enjoying a sheltered life at daddy and mommy's expenses.

http://www.ravycomics.com/Fanfics/LastHoo-AH.htm

Joe bitching and screeching about his life in the army and how cruel, corrupt and unfair they were with him. (He admits doing absolutely nothing of value, then whines because they didn't stuffed him with promotions, medals and tons of free money.)

Also, notice how the dates he posted there and the ones he posted on his blog doesn't match.

> Joe bitching because his favorite animu shows too many tits and butts:

"Maybe I'm just being too conservative on that particular subject. Strange considering my mom let me read Hustler Humor when I was ten."

> Joe's previous blog posts had him bitching because his favorite animu DIDN'T had enough tits and butts.

Well. Looks like somebody is trying to backpedal to save face and look less creepy.

>>82577
>Not sure which is better: transparent PNG or transparent GIF. Both require at leats a $50 program to make possible. And both can't render the graphics from Rosenkreuzstilette correctly.
>png
*open, patent-free losslesss image format designed to replace static gif images while achieving better compression with deflate and supporting full 24-bit color plus an alpha channel.
>gif
*ancient image format using lempel-ziv-welch compression in linear succession (essentially run-length encoding) only supporting 256 color, palleted images. 255 colors if you want transparency, and you only get on or off, no blending/smoothing of edges. semi-lossless, as early gif creation programs shat out images with cross-hatches, whether you actually needed dither shading or not. protected by a patent which expired over a decade ago, yet people still consider it a proprietary format. also not a feasibly enforcible patent anyway, just like mp3. only useful for small 4-bit 16x16px images and universally supported image animations.
so this guy has been using the internet for 20 years and he's still outranked by newfags.

lrn2 GIMP
lrn2 IrfanView
lrn2 Paint.NET
lrn2 del C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM32

Today's version of concentrated FAIL.

Seriously, Joe? You brag about been making comics since 1987 and THIS is the best you can do?
Fart jokes and crappy sprites?

>>83041

Yes, it's the best he can do, even though he is stealing shit as well.

>>83041
Now with a punchline! And transparency!

http://www.ravycomics.com/Scrap/Unsolved/UCBeckyandToni.htm

Joe spews out bullshit about his shitty lesbian character to convince himself they are something more than his chappy sexual fantasy fap material.
Notice how he simply goes around grabbing premade stuff and attempting to claim the merit for himself.

Today's new dose of FAIL.

What the hell is Joe trying to narrate here, anyways? Nothing of what he does makes any sense.

>>83274
my guess is he's trying to make fun of the way wwf become wwe because the world wildlife federation had the acronym first. so the joke is that this place specifically changed their name to make it abbreviate to wwf out of spite/tard humor.
also, wading is pretty much just standing around in shallow water, while swimming requires actual physical activity. freudian fatass slip detected.

and I have a feeling we haven't seen the last of the farting moth jokes either.

>>83285 and I have a feeling we haven't seen the last of the farting moth jokes either.

Farts and sterotyped lesbians are all what Joe seems capable to do.

http://www.ravycomics.com/Fanfics/CommonMistakes.htm <-- Also, check out how the dumbass doles out hypocrital advice that he refuses to follow, and menctions over and over the names of kids that were "popular" a fucking decade ago, as if saying their names made him popular as well.

Nobody gives a fuck about these kids or their shitty comics anymore, not even the kids themselves (all grown-up now, after all) but Joe refuses to stop living in the past or attempting to impress an audiences that doesn't exists anymore.

> Joe: "Unlike some other people, I don't get "involved" with my characters. I will make the innuendo, and will usually wind up getting my ass kicked. I'm reminded of a story, many years ago some guy said he "heard" I was gay. I decided to mess with his mind. On the comic, I think this is a case where I should have gone with the original idea."

So says the guy who makes comics where his self insert OC sticks his dick everywhere and can even "Heal" lesbians by fucking them. (And let's not forget the creepy comic where he tongue kisses his own daughter.)

Oh, Joe. The more shit I dig out from your site, the funnier and sadder you get.

Hey, Joe doesn't do Pokeyman References. Or any mention of Pokemon at all...

>>83854

Joe does Sailor Moon, Tenchi Muyo, BOB AND GEORGE and Rosenkreuzstilette references because he got plenty of premade sprites to use (either free or stolen) but since he never found suitable Pokegirls sprites, he cannot put them into this nightmare.

I wonder how long will take him to start adding My Little Pony references, since there's a lot of custom sprites around, ready for him to steal and claim as his own.

>>83896
The same "Pokegirls" shit that's about having slave women? He's into that, too? Or does he just want women that look like Pokemon as sprites?

Either way, yuck.

>>83962

If you read his shit of a comic, you will notice that Joe treats women (all of them) as nothing but sex objects that behave like complete cunts to everyone EXCEPT to his shitty self insert, who "healed" lesbians and turned them straight after fucking them, but they are only straight for Joe and noone else.

On his blog, Joe also throws around the word "lesbian" as if he were obsessed with them, claiming that "his lesbian friends" approve his crappy comic and even feel lust for his fucking pathetic Beacky and Toni Megaman recolors. (Strawmen and sockpuppeting to the extreme.)

So yeah, probably he meant "Pokegirls" as sex pets. (Freud would have a field day analyzing Joe's fantasies.)

>>83962

Pokegirl usually refers to human girls from the show/video games.

Where can I find the posts on his education?

Today's vesion of FAIL and FARTS.

>>84102

http://www.ravycomics.com/Fanfics/RavyComicsHistoryof.htm

>>84094
But isn't it also some kinda furry thing?

>>84179
I question the value of posting his comic here every day. They're not that funny, even in the unintentional lolcow way. They're usually pretty dull when he isn't putting out something like self-insert incest fantasies.

>>84222
Tinfoil hat time: Joe himself is posting his comics on here for increased web traffic to his site.

>>84222
Yeah, honestly, I only go to this thread to hear what antics he's gotten up to lately. Has anyone actually bothered reading all of his comics? There's absolutely nothing funny or entertaining about them, intentional or otherwise.

>>84278

Only made it up to ~375 or so.
They're bad.

>>84278


The funny part is watching how a 40-year old man feels proud of making this shit of a comic and how said shit of a comic is ALL what he has accomplished after 40 years of life.

Watching Joe criticrizing other people way, way more sucessful than him, of watching Joe spewing out idiotic pieces of "advice" about things he doesn't knows jack is kinda fun as well.

They comics are just unspeakably dull. I mean... it's just astoundingly half-assed. Even moreso than Sonichu.

"Monday, August 8, 2011
Ravy 2011 Pg. 32.
Click Here NOW! Before it's too late!

I did do a Google search on fart jokes. Wasn't at all surprised at the number of sites that bubbled out. Just disappointed at the constant trumpeting of the same jokes.
Posted by Joe at 12:00 AM 0 comments"

> Joe actually stole fart jokes from Google. He fails even at doing his own bathroom humour, the cheapest of all humour ever.

Today's dode of Joe's fail.

You know, I've seen little kids getting better at this after a while, but Joe has been doing this crap for over 2 decades without any improvement, yet he considers himself to be "special"

So I agree with the above comments, the lulz here isn't the comic itself, but the old retard who finds enough time to churn out a comic a day and still fails at getting a job, a life or anything else.

>This thread

What is this.

>>84441
>>80151

"Wednesday, August 10, 2011
My annoyances with Mac.
Recently I built a Hackintosh. Wasn't all that difficult. I had a spare Intel machine and Mac OS X costs only $30. (You hear that Micro$oft?) After a couple of days of downloading various Linux distros used to install Mac on a PC I found the right one. I got annoyed.

My mouse has a back button on it. Instead of moving the cursor to the back button on whatever explorer or browser window. Or even just hitting the backspace key. I just tap the back button on the mouse with my thumb. Not with Mac. Hell, XP has had this feature for 10 years.

Closing programs is a hassle. Even in Windows the most you do is hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete if a program hangs up. In rare cases hold the power button. (A few time I actually had to unplug the power cord.) Mac on the other hand. Hit the red button, Itunes keeps playing. Do what? You have to click on the menu and then click quit Itunes?

This isn't the result of the vulgarities of a Hackintosh. I went to an Apple store to fact check this. I even went into preferences menu to find the check box that says to quit a program when the big red button is pressed, not there.

Even Microsoft is falling for this. Adding in all kinds of extra steps to everything. Ctrl-Alt-Delete now has an extra step to it.

This one isn't a Mac annoyance, but it's Apple's fault, mostly. You know Quicktime? I'm sure we all do. I have it just because. On some random sites that I download podcasts from, instead of just opening up the download manager, out poops Quicktime. Adding all kinds of extra steps to listen to listen to my favorite bunches of goof. It's not all Apple's fault. Sometimes it's the web designer, and of course Firefox which doesn't make it easy to calibrate that damn Quicktime plug-in.
Posted by Joe at 12:00 AM 0 comments"

> Joe feeling all proud and smug for doing something that even a kid can do nowadays.

His mind is frozen on the past centuty indeed.

Today's dose of fail, directed against this very thread by Joe himself because we don't like his fart jokes.

You even fail at making generic witty comebacks, Joe.

>>85569
Punning by capitalizing letters is weaksauce.

Is it true he based that Ravy character on Ravage from Transformers?

>>85587

Based it? Ravy IS Ravage, since the comic started as a Transformers fancomic.

He just couldn't spell worth dick.

>>85569
A note to all aspiring comedians:

"Yeah, that joke wasn't funny" does not retroactively make it good.

>>85588

Joe completely ravaged Ravage.

>>85587
Holy dicksauce, is THAT what his abomination ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL is supposed to be?

>>85611

Yeah, except Joe genderbended it because on his comic, the only active male is Joe himself and nobody else.

>>85722
Wait, that THING has a gender?

Jesus Christ, this is somehow even LESS funny than A-log.

>>85569
Wait, what? We barely interact with him, afaik. How does he know we exist?

>>85747

A dumbass posted on his blog to warn him about this place.
Considering how Joe filters out any messages that doesn't please him, I wonder what else he didn't allowed to get published.

But again, Joe being Joe reacted by trying to be a smug asshole, and as usual, he failed.

What the everling fuck is this supposed to be?

Joe, what the fuck is wrong with your cognitive process? This shit makes even LESS sense than Sonichu, and that's saying something.

>>85775

Girls melt into a puddle when his suave OC tells them he loves them.

Literally.

>>85772
Link to his reaction?

Guys I just came up with a great EPIC WEEN trolling idea: We make a GOOD sprite comic.

>>85778
>We make a GOOD sprite comic.

There's the problem.

>>85777

"Monday, July 25, 2011
Ravy 2011 Pg. 30.
Press the button just to the left of the scroll wheel on you mouse. Your mouse has one, doesn't it? If not why not? Catch up to the 90's already.

Wait a minute, does a Mac mouse have a scroll wheel? I don't ever remember seeing one. Hold it, some don't even have buttons to press. Poopie.

I was going to talk more about the Daisukino sisters, ran out of time.
Posted by Joe at 12:00 AM
2 comments:
Anonymous said...

Hiya! Nice comic you have here! Too bad it seems people on 789chan.org/cwc have been ripping on it lately...What with your already low internet traffic, that can't be good for your reputation...
July 28, 2011 11:22 AM
Joe said...

When I first started publishing online I knew I would become a target of criticism both deserved and undeserved. I will admit to being taken aback at how vicious it can be. But I must give credit where credit is due: a few people have found my comic through said criticism. Whether you laugh with me or at me, at least people having a good time.

Well, except maybe anybody named Ravy or who ran for congress a few years ago.
July 30, 2011 12:09 PM"

>>85779

Eh, making a good sprite comic isn't that difficult, you only need to think before assaulting MSPaint and also need to stop to see what are you doing, that's all.
Of course, patience, planning and attention span are attributes not present on people who makes sprite comics, so you have a point anyways.

see below

"Friday, August 12, 2011
Spidery Instict.
I'm willing to bet that spiders don't just build webs across doorways and hallways out of their instinctive need for food, but to annoy me personally.
Posted by Joe at 12:00 AM 0 comments"


No, Joe. Spiders build nests and webs around you because you are a fucking pig that never cleans the pigstry you call home, that's why.

So by now you have revealed to be old, morbidly obese and now, DIRTY. And you still wonder why did you got kicked out from the army...

Today's dose of fail, still dragging a long and unfunny bathroom joke.
Professional cartoonist my shiny black ass, Joe.

"Monday, August 15, 2011
Ravy 2011 Pg. 33.
Click here.

I know that there is someone out there going (using overly nerdy voice): "Sichte is a woman of fine breading and culture and would never stoop to telling scatological humor." (End nerdy voice.) That's what makes it funny (I hope.) It's a tried and true humor technique. Assigning lines to those who may never speak them. I have a comedy bit somewhere of a guy impersonating Nixon, Carter, Barney Fife and other as if they were high on marijuana.

Don't like it? Do your own comic. There's plenty of web space out there and lots of it for free.
Posted by Joe at 12:00 AM 0 comments"


>Very classy, Joe. You are nearly 40 and you still wonder why nobody wanted to marry you.

Today's dose of fail, where Joe is apparently, trying to outsmart le critics.

Heh, I remember when I made sprite comics. They were shitty, but not as shitty as these ones.

>>85801
>catch up to the 90's
pardon me, but scrolling mice weren't introduced until around '98. And the left click button is universal to all mice. It just happens to be the only button on Macintosh models.

>does a Mac mouse have a scroll wheel?
actually yes, some do. but it's a scroll ball that goes vertical and horizontal.

>some don't even have buttons to press
the entire top of the mouse is the button.

>>85112
>Even in Windows the most you do is hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete
not since Win2000...

>You have to click on the menu and then click quit Itunes?
[Apple]+[Q]

>blah blah quicktime blah blah
he still hasn't figured out how to eliminate quicktime. goddamnit.

>>87760

He sounds like a cranky old guy bitching about technology he doesn't uses or knows what's for.

>>87863
Well, he's a 40yo virgin who's been making the same shit-tier webcomic for half his lifetime and accomplished nothing else whatsoever. I'd say your assessment is dead-on.

>>87712

>The best we get is scatological humor?

He hasn't addressed the issue here either.

It's still horrible, and the jokes are not funny.

"Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Final Thoughts: Inukami.
When I did my initial reviews of Inukami many months ago, I had to recognize that fact I hadn't watched all of the anime. Well I have, and even the movie (that's an hour of my life I'll never get back.)

Let's start with the anime. To reset, I thought that the anime of Inukami was very well animated and the stories and character development were outstanding. However I was very much disappointed at the incessant display of rather uncleverly censored male nudity. That's just not my thing. It wouldn't have bothered me so much if some balance was struck with Yoko topless once in a while. I'm against nudity in cartoons, but I recognize the fact that there is a substantial demand for it. If you can make money off of it, go for it. However, after reading and liking the manga, I wasn't expecting to have enormous amounts of wiener shoved in my face.

Now with the final few episodes, all the good writing was pretty much thrown out the window. It became the hack premise of delay tactics to fill out a bunch of unnecessary episodes. It is one battle after another with the badguy using some fanfic like plot contrivance to win. Dai Yoko is about to beat Sekidosai when Sekidosai says he is more powerful and defeats Dai Yoko. When everybody is about to beat Sekidosai, he's not Sekidosai he's actually Jasei and beats everybody. Then the truth behind Nadeshiko is revealed. I was seriously expecting her to be Yoko's sister or even mother. The writing was that good. But no, Nadeshiko is the most powerful Inukami ever who destroyed a village and sealed her powers. Ho-hum. As she is about to totally defeat Jasei, he turns back time a few minutes to before Nadeshiko unlocks her powers and beats her.

Like I said, the writing took a downturn. And it got worse.

All the while where was Keita? He got turned into a baby and flung to the other side of Japan. He has to crawl his way back and every negative element of this series helps him out. Anime had a really tough time at first. From the poorly animated stuff being brought over, to bad writing, and bad voice acting. Now we have the celebration of nudity, guys hugging painted pillows, sadomasochism, poopie diapers, panty perverts, furries, and on and on and on. Let's not give anti-anime people anymore bullet points to use. (On several occasions Bob Kevoian mentioned that is what he thinks anime is all about.)

This is one reason why I say fact checking is a bitch. Sitting through all that so I will have some idea of what it is I'm bitching about.

Back to the action. At the last possible moment Keita and Yoko reach the wish machine, Keita is turned back into a grown up and confesses his love for Yoko. They beat the badguy and wiener is shoved in our face one final time.

The one positive part was Kaoru's back story. While essentially just filler, it was well written filler and tugged at the heart strings. The the fight between Keita and Kaoru was good and unexpected. I knew Keita was going to win, I just didn't know how he was.

The movie. I did a quick check, it turns out that it is only 25 minutes long. Sure felt like a hour. The animation was once again top notch. But, all the stuff I liked about the anime was pretty much absent, all the stuff I didn't like was there times 100. Let's just ignore all that and focus on Keita's speech. Towards the end Keita had a good line about people being left alone to enjoy what gives them pleasure in life. It really was the solid gold moment of the movie. While I certainly don't share in these perversions, I have no problem with CONSENTING ADULTS having a good time.

I just don't want to be blind sided and have it shoved in my face. (Like when I'm picking up a shrink wrapped triple volume of Hustler Humor and sandwiched between is a magazine of a "family way.")

To sum up. Parents, don't let your kids anywhere near Inukami. All because of the nudity. Female in the manga, male in the anime and movie. Still, it is some of the best animation and story telling I have seen.
Posted by Joe at 12:00 AM 0 comments"

> Joe attemppting to poase as a moral guardian, not long after he threw a tantrum because this anime didn't had enough nudity on it.
I assume he didn't liked it because it had male nudity and he can't fap t that.

Today's dose of fail, where Joe desperately tries to be funny by dragging an old and unoriginal kind of humour down the ground.

40 years of life to accomplish this level of failure, his parents and family must feel so proud of him.

>>88465

He's only doing Toilet Humor to spite us.

>>88569

I wouldn't be surprised if that were the case.
His blog has proven that Joe Pullin always had the maturity of a three year old kid, so him being idiotic on purpose to "troll" us would be completely in character for him.
Of course, it only makes him look more like the pathetic loser he is, being a 40 year old guy tying to outsmart some strangers young enough to be his sons.

Keep working on that downspiral, Joe. No wonder the army kicked you out, as you are nothing but a disgrace and a burden for your country, oh yeah.

>>88618
Good job, anon. You'll sure show him when he reads this.

>>88623

If Joe reads that, he probably will make a revenge comic to crank his retardness up to eleven, actually.
Or probably will repost the message on his blog and add "BWAHAHAHA!" after it, whatever suits him better.

Who is this sperg?

Does he have an ED? I need a summary.

>>88633

Dude, just check >>75127

Practically all of the info posted here was uploaded to the web by the sperg itself.

>>88618

It's Amazing Really, Joe and Chris are willing to shit up their own comics just to spite some Trolls.

Today's dose of fa- huh?
... what the FUCK is this supposed to be, Joe?
Are we supposed to find this funny, dramatic, intense, what?

>>88941

It's a buildup to yet another shit joke.

That's so Joe.

> Checks thread, then checks Joe's blog.

I love how that old dumbass bitched and baaawed about not receiving medals, promotions or awards during the time he served in the army, and then he bragged about how he managed to skip his duties, used a militar laptop to make his fucking sprite comic and instead of engaging in combat, he just drove a truck to deliver supplies while his buddies were miles away, fighting for their lives.
No wonder they kicked him out, this Joe Pullin guy was a complete waste of space, training and resources for the American Army.

Reading his stupid tantrum about him trying to sue the army was like a replay of Christian Chandler's graduation, where he cried a river and made a complete ass of himself because he didn't got an award or a prize just for being "special"

Oh Joe..

Today's dose of fail, I suppose.

Now Joe is stealing "Author" jokes from Bob and George, which stopped being funny a decade ago.

... no, change that. "Author" jokes never were funny to begin.

I'm not an expert, but I'm sure that Meta Humour doesn't works this way, mister Joe.

Also, the eyes on your stolen Roll recolour aren't even facing that blocky atrocity that is supposed to be Ravage from G1 Transformers.

You can't even understand these comics.

If you can't understand them, how is this "lolcow worthy?"

AAAAHHH

>>91742

The lolcow aren't the comics, the lolcow is the 40-year old faggot who churns them out every day thinking they are pure gold and that make him be on par with guys like Bill Watterson.

Joe Pullin REALLY expects to get this shit published someday, and throws a tard rage fit whenever somebody tries to explain him why that isn't possible.

>>91774

I don't get it, Does Joe really think he has Fans that view this and pay attention to his stupid blogs? I mean surely the lack of views he gets would speak for it's self. Or is Joe his that Egotisticaly Blind?

>>91901

Looking on his blog and checking his comics, I can tell he doesn't have any fans (or friends)
Instead, Joe Pullin tries to piss people off and then tries to "outsmart" them using his crappy comic or his tard blog comments to feel like he won or something. Either way, this guy is a dumbass.

A 40-year old faggot who brags about being awesome, while everyone else are classy homosexuals who deservge to die, and this is the best he can do? Ripping off shitty Bob and George jokes?

... this guy is worse than Christian Chandler, because unlike Chris, Joe doesn't have the autism excuse to justify so much concentrated FAIL.

"Monday, September 5, 2011
Ravy 2011 Pg. 36.
Click

A long time ago I used to be about two years ahead of schedule. That has since withered down to about six months. Mostly because I spent a year trying to get a date with Yuffie on Final Fantasy 7.

Six months ago there was this huge controversy over Michelle McCool using A.J. Styles finishing maneuver. Then there was Wrestlemania 27 with several wrestlers using Kurt Angle's five moves of doom.

Of course there's me trying to poke fun at all this six months later.

Here.
Posted by Joe at 12:00 AM 0 comments"

>AHAHAHAHAHA
>JOE PULLIN, FOREVER ALONE.

(Also, who the fuck still plays FF VII? That shit is ancient, man)

>>92928
>2 years ahead of schedule
you have to be the definition of shit-tier to have that much backup content on a daily comic

>>92928
He knows that working so far ahead ruins his ability to do topical jokes but he does it anyway?

>>92928

>Mostly because I spent a year trying to get a date with Yuffie on Final Fantasy 7.

... wow.
I don't know what's sadder, a 40-year old guy trying to score a date with a videogame character, or the fact he spent a whole year trying to get it and (apparently) still failed.

Shit, at least Chris-Chan manages to get trophies from his videogames, but THIS level of fail has left me speechless.

>>92963
Wait, why did he take a year? And how did he even fail? There's guides on how to do that.

And why didn't he just watch the sequence on Youtube? It's like five minutes long.

>>92963
>>92964

I expect he's exaggerating for comic effect.

>>92967

Looks like he's serious, brah.
The only funny part of this is that Joe honestly expected people putting up with his crap for 2 years on a row so they could "get" the joke. Also...

>"Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Win Great with Win 8. Part Deux.
I have been hearing that there might be a major overhaul to the interface. My initial reaction is don't. The start menu and My Computer has been working fine since 1995. Then again, the way iOS works is to just put an icon on the “desktop.” (I don't have an iPad or iPhone, so I'm not familiar with the terminology.) That's exactly what I do. For the common stuff I use all day it's right on the desktop. I just don't want to be locked out of my harddrive. I also don't want to be forced into sticking all of my music in My Music. I don't want to use a Libraries system which is nothing more than an overly complicated version of what I do anyway.

This is something from Win 7 that I love: the Favorites Menu in Explorer. It's easy to add location to it. What’s so great is say I'm in my comic folder and need to go to C drive. I just click on it without having to click on the back button, going to the Start menu, or minimizing a dozen windows to see the hard drive shortcut on the Desktop. I would really like to see that feature kept in Win 8.

Compatibility Mode has been garbage since day one. With Vista and 7 it does have its one good point. If a program won't install, set Compatibility Mode to “Run this program as an administrator” and it may install. However that doesn't mean that program will actually run as it did in XP and 9x. Or at all. Is there a way to get it to work as it was promised to do?

XP Mode made that promise as well, but it was a disappointment. From the overly lengthy startup times to programs not working because the detect that they are on a network. It's one great feature is that I can install an app in XP Mode to test it out. If it is no good, or if it was dangerous to begin with, then it is contained in an easily deletable folder that is not connected to my Win 7 Registry.

Just like a sandbox. What that is just simply an app that is contained in its own folder. Like Rosenkreuzstilette (haven't said a word about that game in a while.) You don't have to install it. It doesn't hook itself into the Registry and a hundred hidden folders. If you get a new computer, just transfer the file and keep going.

Sandboxing is quite the step up from that. The app is locked from being able to access anything else like the Registry. So if you get a virus laden deathtrap, just delete the app. In addition, it tones down DLL hell and won't delete DLLs needed by other programs when it is uninstalled.

The big disadvantage to this system is that it makes it easier to pirate software. But hey, let's be realistic. Hackers and pirates don't care. If you put some protection program in your app, they will find a way to break it. In some cases, upstanding citizens will look for hacks. Especially if they have to go through the twenty page registration process each and every time they click on the app. They will immediately go to Google and look up how to hack a way around such an annoyance. (Or so I hear.)

I think the best way around all that is an app store. I have Intel AppUp. I used it to get Angry Birds up and running. I just registered once and that was it. I can download what I want and uninstall at will. If someone tries to pirate the app by uploading the file folder to a file sharing site, it won't work.

However (didn't see that coming, now did you?) that is an app store's biggest weakness as well. If you can't get the app to work after transferring the file folder, how do you back it up? And no, you can't depend on being able to re-download it. After having installed Win 7, I tried to install Bejeweled 2 that I had downloaded from Popcap. I couldn't play the game because Popcap had lost all my registration information. What if that happens to your copy of Photoshop?

Windows has always had some basic free apps, but some improvement are needed. How about spell check in Word Pad? Or a better GIF filter in MS Paint? Layers, fades, and gradient fills? Just fix the damn transparency bugs.



The one thing that Microsoft should do that they are talking about not doing is an extended public beta testing. With Win 7 MS did what they hadn't done before: get feedback from the everyday user. Granted, up until a few years ago, MS would have had to mail out beta version of software. Only those that had the Technet subscription service could get betas. Just too expensive to mail out to a million people at once. Now that most have high speed internet, it can now be cost effective. Now MS can hear about and fix that MP3 bug before thousands of copies are sold in stores and installed on OEM computers.

If Microsoft had done a public beta test on Vista, there probably never would have been Windows 7.
Posted by Joe at 12:00 AM 0 comments"



Joe's world is changing and HE DOESN'T LIKES IT.

I mean, the date sequence is on disc 1 of that game. It should only take like a few hours to get there. How could he possibly spend a year on it?

>>93149

>Looks like he's serious, brah.

No it doesn't, it just looks like he's trying to be funny and failing at it is all.

"Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Browsing for a Better Browser.
When I first got on the net way back when. I used what came with Windows: MSN Explorer. I always found it rather slow and unwieldy. A friend pointed me to Internet Explorer. (I got him back, I hooked him up with his now third ex-wife.)

IE was great.

However.

I kept hearing about this foxy little upstart browser. All the magazines and online reviews said it was fast, safe, and easy to use. When I saw that one of my favorite webcomics was saying "Best viewed in Firefox." I decided it was time to take a peak. At first I thought that it was really no different than IE. Until that fateful day that when I went to paste in a password. Instead of hitting Ctrl/V, I hit Ctrl/B. My bookmarks came up. I no longer had to click twice to get them. It's a keeper.

However.

Since then Firefox has become bloated, slow, and unwieldy. I figured it was time for a change. To get me to change browsers, one had to pass two tests. The first is what brought me permanently to Firefox: bookmarks. Could you just import your bookmarks from another browser or a backup file and go forward? Like with Firefox? The one that stuck out like a sore thumb was Safari. For the life of me I couldn't figure out to import my bookmarks and make it look like it does everywhere else. I can drag and drop the backup HTML file onto the Bookmarks Bar then I would have to click twice to get anywhere. Or I can set the bookmarks as my homepage and center click to open the link as a new tab and then click on the tab to see the page.

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

So how do the others I tested do? Internet Explorer did okay. It alphabetized my bookmarks. Now I get to spend all day reorganizing them back into the order I want. Plus I still have to click once to get to see them. But they stay open during the entire session.

Chrome: They are on a toolbar that autohides. So I have to click twice to get to any page. They imported in the same order as I had them in Firefox.

Opera keeps the bookmarks pane opens and stay open for each session. Alphabetized again and you can't reorganize them. Wait? What's that? I have to check "Sort by My Order." Why doesn't it sort by my order to begin with?

On to test two: my site. I have to admit that one of the things I have failed to do over many years is to see how my site looks on other browsers. Does it function the way I intend? The answer is yes. The CSS, Flash, and links work the way they are supposed to in every browser. For the looks, I get that my site looks basic. I care more about being able to access the comic than spending time designing some super flashy interface that can't be seen because it turns into a mush of CSS and Java-scripting and doesn't work on an iPad. (That is one thing I need to fix: Change the Flash content to YouTube or simple HTML. No big rush since most of that is buried in the archive that isn't visited anyway.)

Firefox, Chrome, and Safari display just fine. I really can't see a difference. Internet Explorer and Opera really stand out. For opposite reasons. IE makes my site look bad.(Who can I blame beside me? I know! Micro$oft!) The links on the darker background are almost impossible to see. There is a setting buried in Internet Options that you can uncheck to make things look the way they are supposed to. But will the average user go that far? No. I've talked to many people. All they really care about is just being able to click around and have a good time. Not dig around in the bowels (literally) of some program to fix what some guy that gets paid hundreds of thousands of dollars should have fixed in the first place.

I don't get paid that much. I'll never get paid that much. Maybe that's why I recognize the fact that I will eventually change up the color scheme so it doesn't A: Blind anybody visiting; and B: Doesn't cause any unnecessary squinting to see the links.

Opera is the lone standout. My site looks great (to me. I don't trust my eyes. I've been up all night typing this out.) Turned out better than intended. Everything is nice clean, clear, and crisp.

Final verdict: I'm sticking with Firefox. None off the others have that perfect combination to make me switch. Firefox has all the great add-ons I like and have spent years figuring how to make work. I don't want to start from scratch.


bonus: spelling suggestions:
online-leonine
webcomics-economics
Ctrl-Carl, Curl
toolbar-barstool
autohides-autodidacts
CSS-CUSS, ASS (boy is that spot on)
iPad-paid, IPA
YouTube-Buyout
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!-(No Spelling Suggestions)
Posted by Joe at 12:00 AM 0 comments"

Joe doesn't gets paid much.

Today's dose of fails, where Joe tried (and as always, FAILED) at Meta humour.

>>93351

I like how he equivaltes someone introducing him to an internet brower to meeting you future ex-wife.

>>93599


You are talking about the manchild who bitched and tried to sue the American army out of butthurt because they didn't gave medals and prizes to him for driving a truck during the brief time he was in the army.

His blog is full of his butthurt and envy against the "corrupt" people who got awarded instead of him, just like Chris-Chan bitching about his graduation.

This thread is excellent. His comics are so terrible, yet I can't stop reading them.

Today's doese of fail and a wasted life, where...

- Joe implies he has readers. (Gag stolen brom Bob and George)
- Joe pretends that by lampshading how shitty hs comic is, it retroactively becomes good. (Gag stolen from Bob and George as well.)

These things weren't funny 10 years ago, much less now that every hack around ripped them off to kingdom come.

>>93687

The charm of this thread isn't the comic, but watching the struggle of a 40-year old manchild who is desperately trying to be funny to impress kids young enough to be his SONS.

>>93826

>The charm of this thread isn't the comic, but watching the struggle of a 40-year old manchild who is desperately trying to be funny to impress kids young enough to be his SONS.

He's old enough that some of them could have kids of their own.

http://www.sonicandpals.com/

>>93919

No, brah. You are doing it wrong.

This isn't the place to link shitty comics, this is the place where we make fun of the dumbasses who make sprite comics, but ONLY if their lives are pathetic.

Gather some info and if what you find is good, then open a new topic and we will laugh together at them.

Today's dose of fail, misery and fucking OLD jokes. Also, today's dose of Joe's diarrhea of the mouth:

"Sunday, September 11, 2011
“No Great Economic Sacrifice;” Are You Kidding Me?
Tooling around trying to find something on the radio to listen to, I fall upon a daytime talk show. The guest on at the time was talking about the War on Terror. He made a point that there has been no call for economic sacrifice. He meant stuff like Victory Gardens, scrap metal recycling, buy war bonds, and bring back the Steel Penny. While true, the guest hadn't thought it through and I was ticked that the host hadn't challenged that statement.

I'll pick up the slack.

There has been great economic sacrifice. One way is the call to duty by the military. The military is essentially divided into two main parts: Active and Guard/Reserve. The Active Duty's impact on the economy is that when a unit deploys that's anywhere from 100 to 1000 people no longer participating in the local economy for at least a year. That number of people not buying food, gas, clothes, music, books, movies, manga, going to baseball games, dry cleaning, military surplus, and going to strip clubs. That can really hurt a small community that is completely dependent on the military customers for its business. And businesses can go away for good leaving employees without jobs.

I will put myself into a potentially hazardous situation and say the when a Guard or Reserve unit deploys, that can even be more detrimental. Why? Who makes up one of these units? Unlike an Active unit that is made up of people from all over America, and in some cases all over the world. A Guard unit is made up of people from the local towns, cities, counties, and states. These people are not soldiers 24/7. When not doing the two weekends a month and two weeks out of the summer; they are going to their day jobs. People like plumbers, carpenters, truckers, managers, telemarketers, cops, firefighters, lawyers, judges, politicians, and strippers.

These citizen soldiers are activated and become full time soldiers for at least two years. A year to train up and deploy then redeploy. And a year on the actual deployment. That's two years of not participating in the local economy. Especially if you are making less as a soldier than a garbage collector. On top of that businesses have just lost several employees and now must scramble to fill those positions. It costs a business a lot of money to hire someone, even just temporarily to fill a slot. These businesses are losing customers because they can't fulfill the customer orders. Those customers are losing business because they are scrambling to fill slots left open by deploying Guard/Reserve employees.

Two years later the citizen soldier comes home gets their job back (hopefully, I've heard stories) and one year later does it all again.

So even though you are not seeing a flood of ads to join the Army in the national interest, doesn't mean that there hasn't been a call for great economic sacrifice.
Posted by Joe at 12:00 AM 0 comments"

>>93149
>The big disadvantage to this system is that it makes it easier to pirate software. But hey, let's be realistic. Hackers and pirates don't care.
>>this guy is against piracy
oh lawdy

>Especially if they have to go through the twenty page registration process each and every time they click on the app. They will immediately go to Google and look up how to hack a way around such an annoyance. (Or so I hear.)
quit being so modest

>What if that happens to your copy of Photoshop?
GIMP or TPB

>>93351
>The one that stuck out like a sore thumb was Safari.
seriously? the only reason Safari for Windows exists is for macfags who can't transition to Windows.

"Monday, September 12, 2011
Ravy 2011 Pg. 37.

I do an occasional comic for my Facebook friends. Yes, I still have some. I call it Penelope for Your Thoughts. It's news with Cajun Bob Vivant: Penny Bell. The format I use is is a news broadcast with Op and Penny. (Ravy is currently on another assignment.) I've been using that system to kind of explain in long, drawn out, and painfully inaccurate ways on how I make these comics.


Posted by Joe at 12:00 AM 0 comments"

> Joe implying that real people wanted to befriend him.

I- I don't know what to think of this.
Well, if anything, it confirmates that Joe keeps a Facebook account, so a possible trolling appeared on the horizon.
Also, his e-mail is [email protected]

I don't understand any of this guy's fucking comics! WTH are any of them ever talking about? I read one, then go back and read a;ll the preceding strips to see what they're referring to, and they still make zero sense.

Is there a secret nerd culture that these all make sense to? Or has he gone so far up his own ass writing this series that he's gone completely insane?

>>96778
He's so far removed from reality that he doesn't realize that most of his comics only make sense to him.

>>96778

>>Or has he gone so far up his own ass writing this series that he's gone completely insane?

Basically, This.

Anyone ever think that these lolcows create threads here to get publicity?

>>96810

It's a possibility, but there's also the thing of them posting on a place where they have no power.
If there's a trait that all lolcows share is their complete aversion to go to places where they can't control what other people says.

Now go to Joe's shitty page and notice how everything posted there must be approved by him before you could read it.

"Wednesday, September 14, 2011
How Other Comics Annoy Me Personally: Part One.
Another multiparter, This one is tentatively planned for three. No promises.

As a reader of several webcomics, there are things in the web design that annoy me. When talking about it I'm not doing it as a programmer. I'm going to say my peace as a consumer. (What's that saying? Those who can't... criticize?)

The first is on navigation. There's more than one comic, so how do you navigate to those others? Sometimes funny symbols are used. The symbols blend into the background. Java scripting and Flash is used and therefore is not usable because they are blocked by the browser. With text sometimes the background color obscures the text link. People will use words not native to themselves. And I'm left guessing what it is I have to do to find the previous comic. Other times you can't find home link in the real tiny text on the bottom left underneath all the blogging.

Is there any real solution to archives? Drop down menus, calenders, lists, to just flat out nothing at all. I understand that there may really be no silver bullet especially for those letting a free service do that archiving for them.

Don't blind the reader. And don't give them an epileptic fit. Use colors that let the text be readable. Bright pinks, reds, yellows will send me away getting the eye drops and an insulin shot. Don't send people from a really dark page to a white page. That really hurts my eyes. As an example go to Page 50 of Season 20. Click on the Dr. Wily logo at the top. Just remember, you don't have to click on it. It's not like I have your cat or anything.

Hiding the comic. I hate this. I go to website that is abstemiously about a comic strip. Instead I'm greeted by the cartoonist's Bob Zany like zeal in selling merch. So you have to scroll down to read the comic. Keep the comic above the fold. So that it can be read first thing. Have some title graphic, some links that you think are important, but please center the comic at eye level. If you must tell us about how much up some other cartoonist's ass you nose is or how you can't get enough of some obscure Japanese video game; PUH-LEASE put it below the comic or a link to some other page.

Don't put the comic on some other page. I'm going to your comic's home page I would like to think I'm going to see a comics strip. I don't want to have to click on “current/newest/latest comic” just to have to click on link to click on a thumbnail view to click on another thumbnail to get blinded because now I'm staring center of a white background.

And why are there still “click here to enter” pages that are just “click here to enter?”


Posted by Joe at 12:00 AM 0 comments"

>Joe being his usual hypocrite self.

>>95916
>urge to kill...rising
oh look, he ripped off Alice's fist of death from Dilbert. classy that nothing is off limits with him.

>>96975

Thought that line was from the simpsons.

>>96987

Either way, Joe stole it and completely ruined it.

>>96987
Now that you mention it, that does sound familiar.

>>81638
Hell, I'm a weeaboo and reading this guys site makes me feel like Ron motherfucking Jeremy.

>>77711

What the fuck 21 and 14 is fucking common om Mexico, really TALL AMERICAN SCUMS are fucking Christians of the EUGENIC caliber.

Well, Joe seems to have taken his site down.
Apparently, he couldn't withstand criticism anymore so he took the easy route: DELETING EVERYTHING.

Nope, he is back and apparently, he's throwing a revenge comic against these people from who he stole from.

...is there supposed to be a joke in these comics?

I can't understand what the hell he's getting at, and it doesn't help it's a sprite comic that never changed, with over a thousand pages.

Is it like his story-blog? Or... wh...

My head hurts.

>>97584

Same here. I just read this entie thread to get away from "EDGYMORALFAGRIPBOB" and I still don't get it

Although I do have to say, this dude probably has worse mental facilities than Chris

So I found this on his MySpace.
http://www.myspace.com/joepullin/

Latest posts are from 2005 and sadly, there isn't more information.

This could be interesting:
http://www.maximumpc.com/users/joepullin/track
I'm tired as fuck right now so I didn't read enough of of his post, but the fact that this user thinks that Audacity is illegal might be proof enough to say it's the same guy OP was talking about.

>"My Web Site
>A shameless promotion: ravycomics.com. This is based on a comic I have been doing for over 18 years now. Unlike most other web comics, I actually have characters who ARE NOT Megaman recolours. Okay, three."

Joe's characters were stolen from Psyguy's community and they WERE recolored versions of shoddy Megaman edits anyways.

Couldn't get the direct link to the video.

http://www.planetlakay.com/browse_vidfeeders.php?tag=joepullin

FAIL FAIL FAIL

>>97742

Wait, so this old fart was nothing but a glorified mechanic rather than a REAL soldier?
No wonder he never received a medal then.

Also, Joe's dose of diarrhea of the mouth:

"Friday, September 16, 2011
Win 8: Fail Great.
I know it's too soon, but I am annoyed within five minutes of using it. Greeted with the touch interface. Click on desktop and goes to what looks like Win Vista. Want to play Solitaire? Click on the Start button and go right back to Touch. Click on Explorer to get to Libraries. Then you can get to My Computer. Now I'm really annoyed because I now have to dig through many folders to find Solitaire. Then I realize that I have forgotten the filename used. You see the name you see in the Start menu is not what is used in Programs and other folders.

There's MS Paint. Just as buggy as it is in Win 7. XP Paint still works. I transferred it over it open and works fine. Except the fact it adopts all the bugs too.

I only tried the Ink Pad app, much to my dismay I couldn't close it. I'm guessing that there is supposed to be a button on whatever pad device Win 8 is going on the closes apps, but you still need that close button in the app itself. Had to Ctrl-Alt-Delete to close it.

I've only tried it for an hour, not loaded any other programs, and don't have any drivers. I'll continue looking at it and report back.

Download it here:
Posted by Joe at 12:00 AM 0 comments"

> 0 comments
> 0 comments
> 0 comments

>>97759
Can I ask you guys, what's funny in this guy?

Funny, as opposed to just stupid.

>>96760
Yes, it's him. Wis wall is completelly empty and his photos are hidden, while I'm not expecting to find there any.

His 25 friends seems to be IRL friends or relatives at least they're all American. I'm not sure if I should send him a request.

>>97761

Joe is funny because his entire existence is made of fail and unlike Chris-Chan, he doesn't have the excuse of being autistic or crap. And he's a decade older than Chris, but shares his same tastes for toys, animu and VEEEDEOGAEMS as well.

And unlike Chris, who has been kicked out from malls, stores and college, Joe never went to college and was kicked out from the fucking ARMY. You know that someone is a complete loser when not even the army wants him there to do grunt work.

Basically, this crappy comic is all what fills his empty life, and he truly expects to get this shit published someday: with the correct push, Joe Pullin could become the next Christian Chandler or at least, keep us entertained until Chris starts making videos again.

Joe Pullin
PO Box 756
83644 Middleton, ID
+1.2534278920
[email protected]

Is that a real phonenumber? I'm not American and nut quite familar with your PO Box / phone system.

>>97788

It looks a a legit number, but that area code (253) is in Washington, not Idaho.

http://www.whoismind.com/whois/ravycomics.com.html

Joe's doman is paid until 2012-06-21 but it's not locked.
Which means anyone could register the domain after it expires, leaving Joe without the only thing he really cares about?
Hmm...

>>97876
Just remember what happened when the trolls took over the Cwcki, it was funny for a short time but ended up with Chris not updating on the site any more and losing a lot of content generation.

(I haven't read this thread before but just noticed this post)

God damn, I try to make 3-panel comics as unfunny as his, but I keep ending up with a punchline.

How does he do it?

>>97915

He has been doing it non-stop since 1987, you can't compete with that level of FAIL experience.
... and remember, Joe claims to be on the same level of people like Bill Watterson, Joe even says "us cartoonists" when he talks about professional comic authors and REALLY BELIEVES that someday, his "Ravy Comics" could get syndicated to get published on a newspaper.

At least Chris-Chan only took half of a decade before he realized that Sonichu was going nowhere and dumped it, while Joe has been doing it for TWENTY-FUCKING-FOUR YEARS and still doesn't gets it.

>>97625

So, that's Joe?
Man, he looks like a pedo, which may explain his fetish with Sailor Moon and the father/daughter creepy incest shit he seems to love so much.

HAHA! POOP JOKES!
BRILLIANT... NOT!

So, any ideas how to troll him? We've got his email and FB, nothing else.
Anyone wants to try out how arrogant he really is by pretending to be his fan? I'm not a troll, I have no ideas.

  >Joe trying to be funny, but in video form

Also, Joe's youtube account
http://www.youtube.com/user/joepullin

>>99303
>So, any ideas how to troll him?

Well, Joe is extremely defensive of his crappy comic and is known to throw tantrums whenever he's reminded of how much he sucks or how much stuff he stole, which is one of the reasons why he locked the comments on his crappy blog and all opinions posted there must get his approval before being posted.

A guy suggested making a dummy page and uploading Joe's comics there, then tipping him off and see him trying to argue with people on a place where he holds no power to control what's said.

>>97625
>Audacity is illegal
wait, what?

>>99097
>REID Alert
>REID

Is there a reference I'm missing?

>>99675
I'm guessing it's a reference that either
a) he stole from bob & george
b) is RanDomM aCceSs hUmOR
c) doesn't exists outside of his own mind

"Wednesday, September 21, 2011
How Other Comics Annoy Me Personally: Part Two.
Continuing where I left off with web design and go in a more attitudinal direction.

Overdoing the graphics. Now the choice of a simplistic design versus a grandiose is a personal one. (Sometimes it seems as if the cartoonist spends more time on the back and next buttons than he does the actual comic). I believe that the comic is the most important part. That is why I said previously is to put it at the top and centered so it loads quicker. Putting up a bunch of surrounding graphics drastically slows down load times. Especially if you are on a slow server.

I use a cable modem, four GB of ram, Phenom 2 3.0, and a VelociRaptor. Some comics still take more than 20 seconds. Some of those comics are in JPG. You can say I'm being impatient, but think of all those people that are still on dial up. Combine a slow server with dial up and you can just forget about ever having an audience or even having a guy come back twice.

So what you can do is change servers. Which may mean a new URL. Please be sure to leave a note on the original site saying you have moved. I have given up on many a comic because I had thought the cartoonist had given up. Only to find years later that that I am now years behind in reading and collecting.

You have your nifty new high speed server. So now you think it is time to retool everything with all the new Java scripting, CSS, and layouts you have been studying on for months. Please don't shut down your site. Leave it up. You can do all this retooling on your hard drive without having to upload anything. Please continue updating the comic as you do this or else people will think you gave up. If you take your site down and only leave a message about it being under construction, and it may take longer than you think (it always does) and people will think you gave up. Also you won't get any new readers because the search bots can't crawl your site. So if there is an explosion of interest in some obscure Japanese video game, and you did some comics about it, you may wind up missing the boat.

You’re done with the retooling, spent weeks testing, retesting, and testing some more to make sure everything runs correctly. And you tested it some more. You've uploaded it. No complaints, or no complaints worth paying any attention too. Now's the time to take that extended vacation.

Please TELL US give us a time frame as to your expected return. Remember, these can take longer than you think (it always does.) When it does, give us a note saying that updates will resume a little later than expected.

Oh yes, updates, the thing that annoys me the most. Even if you have no regular update schedule, you have one. You fall into a habit of posting new comics at a certain time all the time. Fans are very smart and figure it out real quick. If you think that just because you don't have an announced schedule and you can skip today's, this week's, or this month's update, think again. Because of the fact you will fall into the habit of screwing off updates. It is always better to piss off readers with the content of the comic or your blog than it is by not updating because you're trying to get the date with some chick in a video game.

You must always update at the same time all the time. Us true fans are always forgiving of down servers, bad weather, melted CPUs, or a total loss of interest. Just be sure to tell us that you have found out that this thing called “woman” is more interesting than some comic about obscure Japanese video games, magic girls, and lesbians.

Next week: The comics themselves.
Posted by Joe at 12:00 AM 0 comments"

> Joe's diarrhea of the mouth (mixed with his trademarked hipocricy) keeps flowing and flowing.

>>99831
>It is always better to piss off readers with the content of the comic or your blog than it is by not updating because you're trying to get the date with some chick in a video game.
>>he thinks other people have also done this

>>99854

It's pitful to see a grown-up man disgracing himself with these kiddy attempts to get attention, yes.
Also, it's pathetic to watch the guy writing these walls of text where he pretends to "educate" people into disliking what he dislikes and convince them that his shitty comic is pure gold.

>>99831

>Just be sure to tell us that you have found out that this thing called “woman” is more interesting than some comic about obscure Japanese video games, magic girls, and lesbians.

"Woman" is more interesting than what Joe creates.

Then again, watching puke swirl in a toilet after you threw up is more interesting than what Joe creates.

>>99876
> Joe creates

And by "creates" you mean "Steals from people 20 years younger than him", right?

Also, Joe treating women like non-sentient sex objects on his comic and then implying he knows jack about women only confirmates him as a frustrated virgin with RRRRRAGE.

> I have given up on many a comic because I had thought the cartoonist had given up. Only to find years later that that I am now years behind in reading and collecting.

Reading this I can't help but think that they did it on purpose to keep Joe from reading their comics.

>>99894

Or to keep him from stealing from them.

Today's dose of Joe's unestable ramblings, diarrhea of the mouth and piddly attempts at being smug.

"Win 8: Fail Great."
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Anonymous said...

Your website is shit, and your comics are completely unfunny.

September 17, 2011 6:56 PM
Joe said...

Dammit, I screwed up, I was supposed to post that comment in the article with me bitching about other people's web designs and comics.

September 19, 2011 6:01 PM
Anonymous said...

THE RETARDED MANCHILD FINALLY ADMITS TO FAKING ALL THESE COMMENTS!

September 20, 2011 6:53 AM
Joe said...

I finally got to listen to Leo Laport's show and it seems as if he ran into some of the same problems I did. Also he noticed something I didn't: Win 8 loaded much quicker than 7. He's right. I tested it on a five year old P4 3.0 with 2GB of ram and on board video and it was really much faster overall. It was a little choppy but probably only because I have yet to take the time to plug it into the internet and download some drivers.

September 20, 2011 6:02 PM"

>>100374
>I didn't how to handle that
>I didn't how

soniamdisappoint.jpeg

Joe's new dose of broken dreams, wasted life and 354,619,509th Bob and George ripoff.

>>100625
Holy crap, this joke is actually coherent.

>>100626

Yeah, because he stole it. See, Joe's jokes are always good an original, however...

- When the joke is good, it wasn't original, aka he stole it from elsewhere.
- When the joke is original, aka from Joe himself it isn't good.

>>99831

What the fuck is this.

Atleast Joe's Comic isn't Homestuck.

>>101755

Of course not, because even Homestuck has fans and the author openly says he writes it with his butt just to see how long will his fans endure the crappiness.

Joe doesn't have a single fan and he genuinely believes he's pure gold and whoever disagrees is automatically a homo who must be killed to keep the country's purity.

>>101755
As much as I hate Homosuck, I can't deny it's well done, these .gif/flash combos are indeed interesting.

Ravycomics on the other hand are purest crap, it's not even so-bad-that-it's-funny as Sonichu.

Fail, daily dose, Bob and George ripoff, etc.

"Wednesday, September 28, 2011
How Other Comics Annoy Me Personally: Part 3. Take your pinky off teh shift key.
I'd bet you're probably thinking I have certain people in mind. Of course I do. I'm constantly taking the time to quickly look at their webpages and comics as I type this out. But I'm not going to name names. Why not? Because I keep seeing these annoyances repeated over and over. Just because teh really cool kids did it, doesn't mean you'll (me) be cool as well. Just because they did this spectacular effect, doesn't mean it was any good to begin with. Count how many times it was used. If was used once, or even a few times, (or even in every comic,) probably wasn't a good idea to begin with and is not worth repeating.

In this rambling misgiving I am going after the comics themselves. What I am NOT going to do is criticize story, jokes, writing, or even the art. What's good and what is not good is subjective. One person finds stick figures a number one, the next finds it crap. Someone may think jokes about lesbian twin sisters are funny, or maybe they think it's just gay.

I just got done reading a comic about a fairly popular video game amongst a group of hardcore fans and discovered that while the art style was very distracting, I found myself ignoring it and reading the text. It was well written and the jokes were pretty funny.

Another reason I won't name names is that I don't want to piss off certain people. SO I'll just go back to my random ramblings.

Headers and footers. Sometimes these can be excessively too large. I opened up one of these comics in MS Paint with the magnification set at 100%; I took a tape measure to my monitor and measured it. The whole comic was about seven and a half inches tall. The header and footer was two and a half inches. Really? Inch and a quarter apiece? Really? That really is annoying. You got to have some way to identify your comic sure, do a cover page. (Please not a “click here to enter.”) Put in some fancy, but small and undistracting title bar and if you must have a copyright statement keep it short, sweet, to the point, small, and undistracting.

Keep in mind how people read. Since I come from a European background I read left to right so I construct my comics the same way. I try and keep it so that there is no question as to which speech box is to be read first, second, third, and so on. The second will usually be to the right or below the first. Only rarely do speech boxes cross panels. I try not to cover up the characters at all costs. Though sometimes I have no choice or I need to hide something for a while. The text is clean and crisp (usually for easy editing if years later I find I mispelled a word,) and it is on a flat white background.

However, people still haven't learned from other people's mistakes. I've seen this font that puts a halo around the text. This would be a cool effect for angels, but not every character. It gets to be very difficult to read with the background showing through. Speaking of that, FOR GODDESS SAKE DON”T FADE THE TEXT BOX INTO THE BACKGROUND! On top of that DON”T USE A FONT LESS THAN A TEN AND THAT IS ANTI-ALIASSED! You do this, people won't read your comic because they can't. You may have Superman like vision, not everybody else can see through Lois Lane's clothes.

Now the occasional misspelled word is okay, but not okay in every line. Use a word predecessor to type everything out first and then copy/paste it into the comic. Get one with a spell check. You can download Open Office for free. (Buy the weigh, spell chucks wont cats gamma.)

How do we read? Typically you don't move your head , you don't move the book, you don't move the monitor. You move your eyes. (And sometimes lips.) So make sure you consider this: NO LEFT TO RIGHT SCROLL BARS! It is annoying to have to stop reading, move the mouse to the bottom of the browser and move the screen, continue reading, stop, scroll back to the left, continue reading, stop..... you get it? Be sure to chose a panel format that prevents left/right scroll bars. Consider the flow of the comic. Will the reader be able to at least understand which way to read it? I've seen comics constructed like it was a game of snake. You start in the upper left, then it's up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, and Mr. T as B.A. Baracus.

One final bit about flow is once in a while I'll see the up to down method. It's not just a webcomic thing. Some nationally syndicated cartoonists and my local paper will often chop up comics to do this for space. It's annoying.

Here is one thing about writing and flow: This comic I was reading last year seemed as if it was changing stories halfway through the comic. Out of an eight panel or so comic, it felt like I was reading a different comic at around panel five. Not really annoying, just confusing. It was beautifully animated, just not a consistent read within one single comic.

Oops, Am I criticizing something I said I wasn't going to criticize? Put it to you this way, writing to me is the most important part. So what about stick figures? Good writing will overcome that every time. Then again, what's that song by Tim Wilson?

Plan ahead on your publication destination. If you have your own site which allows for the format, size, and color depth you desire, great. But not everybody can spend the money. So you decide to use a freebie site instead. These freebies can have many limitations. Some are not mentioned. Facebook changes all formats to JPG. They say you can upload a GIF, but it is re-GIFed at a lower quality or even changed to JPG. I have to consider that. One of my local papers runs a bad cartoon contest every year. I have to print out the comics, then they scan them in and resize for the paper. I've learned to make compromises of number of colors and what colors to use. For one comic I had to change the color of Penny's speech box so it wouldn't blend into the background.

Keep in mind that site providers will often shrink large comics down. So the reader will have to click on a thumbnail to see a slightly larger version, click on another thumbnail to see an even slightly larger thumbnail, to click on that to be blinded by white background.

Filenames. Keep your comics organized. If someone is asking about comic number 1495 you can look it up real quick and give an answer immediately instead of stalling for days trying to track it down. Plus, some readers save comics, they do like to reread them in order. A number of free providers have this strange tendency to generate completely random filenames. Like comic number 1 suddenly becomes 34r78106re2807314 b1bx018exb7t1e82t7bex871290te087.

If you can't control the file name, put the comic number in the header or footer.


Posted by Joe at 12:00 AM 0 comments"


> Joe's diarrhea of the mouth keeps flowing nonstop.

>>103724
>Use a word predecessor
>predecessor
>processor

>up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right
did he really just...

>Like comic number 1 suddenly becomes 34r78106re28073141bx018exb7t1e82t7bex871290te087
it's called an md5 hash, and it's used to ensure that all files have a unique filename. also, they never have R X or T in them.

Today's dose of Joe's autistic chaos. What the fuck is this supposed to mean?

>>104294
It's abstract art. Trust me. It is.

>>104294

His comics give me a feeling of anger and confusion.