>>159474

Can you make a pic similar to, say, the SF 2 selection screen or another fighter?

CHOOSE YOUR LOLCOW

>>159478
Pwuh... that's a lot of work and I'm pretty sure I saw someone here make that already.

That's a fucking amazing banner you have there. I salute you as a fellow drawfag.

Also, draw ADF having sex with CWC.

>>159482
NO U fucking draw that!
....fine....

What if Bob had gained superpowers from all of the bug bites?

Draw the Jerkhief and some Jerkops looking all badass.

Make sure they're all wearing white uniforms, too.

DUDE. That thread was the best thing on this board during 2011, it's shit that most of it is just lost, there was some classics in there.

Have we had that as a banner already? If not, requesting banner.

Draw JustinRPG

>>159491
y

>>159482
You're an asshole, Slamwheel! That was not very fun to draw...
No more erotica for you guys unless I find it amusing or funny in some way...

>>159488
Glad you liked it. I can dump the old stuff again if I find it.

>>159497
Draw 14 branchland court being attack by zombie patti and bob

>>159499

If you still have count sageworthy firing Chris through the window of the white house from a steampunk mech I'll be happy.

>>159474
That. Fucking. Banner.

THAT. FUCKING. BANNER.

You sir are a talent.

>>159502
Holy shit, what?

>>159474
Love the banner, great work.
Im gonna second >>159478
With CWC and ADF as selected characters

>>159502
I believe I can be of assistance with that.

Draw a /cwc/-tan. Or a /cwc/ pony.

Imagine the buttmad, man.

How about a series of images depicting the events of October 28, 2011 from them pulling up in the parking lot to the "high speed police chase", to the gruesome twosome in the slammer. I will orbit your cock if you can do that.

>>159507
5-star, man. This is gonna be a good day.

>>159510
Pretty sure I have about 90% of the drawings saved from last time...

Nothing you draw at this point can beat that motherfucking banner.

>>159511
I know it's borderline pathetic, but I'm smiling my ass off at that.

How about a good old-fashioned lolcow orgy

I made this a while ago on a little Chun-li thread.

Glad you didn't thanked me, homosexual deviants.

>>159485

>>159523

Take it to /bitch/.

Timbox fingering PixyTeri (cosplaying as Lee Lee) in a re-enactment of SheCameForCWC.

Do it, my son.

>>159474
OP, that is the best thing I've ever seen and you should feel good about yourself. I laughed so fucking hard my face hurts, now. It's perfect! Seriously, very well done.

Can you draw A-Log and Chris fighting over Pixyteri's china?

Barb and the ghost of Bob reneacting the pottery making scene from the hit movie Ghost.

>>159508
What's a /cwc/-tan?
And I know ponyfagging is banned on this board as it rightfully should be but how would you guys feel if I drew all the lolcows as cutesy cows called My Little Lolcow?

>>159529
With Chris winning, natch.

>>159531
lol do it
your art is great and only personalicious mods would ban you for that.

>>159523
that pic is okay. BUT NOT A STREET FIGHTER DRAWING.

Nonetheless, keep up the good work

>>159531

it's like the most weeaboo neckbeardy thing ever

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OS-tan

essentially losers draw their favorite sites/os/whatever as moe blob anime characters

and my little lolcow sounds legit

>>159528
Mighty kind of you, sir. Thanks.
Ha, some great suggestions so far.

>>159507

Thanks.

>>159511

I'd say post the best ones, but I don't want to take attention away from the new stuff he's doing for this thread.

>>159537
Personally, I prefer the tans based on portly executives.

I love you so much, OP.

I want to see Timbox trying to talk about Dexter's Odyssey somewhere wildly inappropriate (e.g.: a funeral), and the reaction that follows. I'm not picky about specifics. Use your imagination.

Alternately, something with Timbox and PixyTeri together, since PT claims to be Japanese and Timbox has an Asian fetish.

>>159550

>that image

>>159559
On a similar topic, I'd like to see Timbox being chased by a dinosaur. Ideally a large, ferocious looking one.

>>159529
>>159534
Similar to this, I'd like to request an angry Chris-chan with bloody knuckles, standing over a cowering, crying, brutally beaten A-Log.

Let me be the millionth poster to kiss your ass OP, but that is a fucking sweet banner.
Could you draw Chris attending a Pokemon convention in an undersized Ash costume? Bonus points if you have all the other con goers looking disgusted.

>>159486
Here's the Jerkhief. Couldn't be bothered with all the Jerkops.
Bad ass enough for ya?

>>159572
You may have my first born child, DST.

Requesting Chris running over Michael Snyder with his car.

>>159572

HEAVEN OR HELL
LET'S ROCK

>>159572
he's so bad

they call him boss

he's the boss

boss nigga

>>159572

Looks like Chris is sucking him off, bonus.

>>159491
JustinRPG

>>159608

Dat hoverhand

Chris and ADF in a drag queen contest.

>>159531
My little lolcow, My little lolcow
Ah ah ah ah

My little lolcow
I used to wonder what friendship could be
My little lolcow
Then you all damn trolls slandered me

Basement dwelling, tons of scat, a special mind, kawaii and strong, fighting cops is such a hard feat and delusion makes it all complete

My little lolcow
And you know that you are a damn slanderous trooooooooll

Your art is beautiful. May I request ADF looking as manly as possible in some sort of Red propaganda poster? He would be so conflicted. He loves to steal communist art of himself that people here make. But he hates being a man, so the more crotch bulge and stubble, the better.

Oh god, I think I'm going to put OP's image as my desktop background.

I want to see Chris arm wrestling the Devil for a free cheesecake while Barb cheers him on.

Also OP pic should be the new banner.

Can you draw and picture of A-Log and his friends looking like internet warriors

Here's a list of his friends
http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Friends_of_A-Log

>>159648
Yes! This! Please God, this!
The more heroic looking the better. Make them look like the Justice League or something.

>>159643
It would be a wasted effort, because he's "genderfluid" or some shit, meaning he's a woman but sometimes he's less of a woman and a bit man. Yeah.

Plus it's already done.

Draw a CWC version of the fahrenheit 451 cover

>>159666
Do you mean that cover but if Chris drew it?

>>159672
I mean like the cover but with Chris in it
but either version is fine

>>159676
And don't forget to write something like: "fahrenheit 451 the temperature at which lolcows catch fire" or something

>>159677

Leave the jokes to DST.

>>159481
what, this thing?
this is just a bunch of fags slapped on a grainy upscaled screenshot.

>>159677
>fahrenheit 451: the temperature at which tards melt down

/r/ WHAT IF OP was honey boo-boo child?

>>159686

...why is Cid Silverwing on that?

The fuck is the guy on the very left with the leejun shirt?

>>159702
That's Atlus, I think.

>>159702
either krapple or atlus

Fahrenheit 451: the temperature at which Fanta boils.
Fahrenheit 451: the temperature at which the internet cuts down.
Fahrenheit 451: the temperature at which trolls and homos fry.
Fahrenheit 451: the temperature at which Sonichu comics burn.
Fahrenheit 451: the temperature at which JUUUULLAYY!

That's Atlus. Pulled epin ween troll and got demodded after he banned everyone who called him out for his shitty troll. After that he raged at Sean and disappeared. Is known for coloring his pubes pink.

Where Atlus and tardis shirt guy separated at birth? Because they must be related.

Chris as Chun-Li fighting A-log as E. Honda.

>>159474
This is amazing, if this isn't the banner of /cwc/ at some point I'll be mad.

I don't think you're as great an artist as Nick Bate is though buddy, sorry. Pic related.

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

>>159501
Zombie Bob n zombie Patti.

Draw Anthos and A-Log having buttsex

>>159718
>shit
I love you sir please let me have your babbys

How about one of Count Graduon?

Draw chris and all the other lolcows from the banner trying to escape from a fema camp

Could you draw one or more lolcows of your choice as a contestant on Toddlers & Tiaras?

Create some variation on this painting.
Interpret this with while maintaining a lolcow/CWC/ /cwc/ theme

I hope the OP isn't gone, I remember the last thread.

I nearly suffocated with laughter when someone asked 'WHAT IF OP were born ten years earlier' and this image was the response.

>>159711
I am going to print out this picture, poster sized, and put it in front of my bed so that every time I wake up, I'll know I'm not this bad off.

>OP
>Chris
>C.hris

Either a wordbutter or I'm retarded

>>159741
I love how Sonicscoob looks like Bill the Cat.

Another one of DST's works:

>>159743
namefags always did know how to take troll shielding to the next level
>inb4 jengatype "takes me down" with his intense wit and sarcasm

>>159509
The events which transpired on October 28th.
I trust everyone is satisfied with the accuracy.

>>159770

Can you draw what you think the average tripfag looks like?

>>159514
No homo.

>>159527
God damn... I really don't wanna draw that... but I might if the rest of you are keen on it. I'm looking for some really off the wall suggestions. Go fucking nuts, /cwc/.

What if ADF and Chris changed bodies?

>>159779
Timbox, CWC and Anthos standing back to back fighting off jerkops? CWC pulling a tsundere A-log in for a kiss? Tito and Thorg drinking together?

>>159779
Friends of A-Log Justice League.

How about one of Chris in jail pretending to be a 'genie with light brown hair'?

>>159779

How about Timbox kiiking (Google it!) while CWC (dressed up like Humphrey Bogart in "The Maltese Falcon"), ADF (in his Sasuke costume) and The Amazing Atheist (nude, covered in shit and holding a banana) have a picnic (with lots of pickles) in the foreground.

Oh, and it all takes place in a post-apocalyptic Paris complete with a semi-collapsed Eiffel tower and zombie niggos in stereotypical French attire.

>>159530
Bob n Barb do Ghost.
Well I'm extremely tired now, /cwc/ as you can see by some of the fucked up elements in this drawing. I'm going to bed. But maybe I can dump some stuff before I go. Such as the individual drawings from the banner if anyone's interested. Or maybe some of the old pics from last year.

>>159474
That Anthos, it's perfect.

>>159819
This. You got his weird double/no chin perfect.

Anyone have the pic of Chris as a Nurgle Plaguelord from the previous thread?

>>159812

Come back for more tomorrow please.

you suck shit at drawing

>>159826
Yeah I'll be back tomorrow. No college or other such nonsense taking up all my time this year.

Ok

Draw either:

1.Chris in this pose with son-chu
2.Chris street racing at night in the streets of tokyo

>>159478
Somebody make a list of the top 12 lolcows and their locations, and we'll see about a SF2 character select screen.

Loved your previous thread here. Good to have you back.

WHAT IF OP and Clyde Cash had an epic final battle atop an erupting volcano? Maybe have Chris strangling him while a plume of lava shoots up behindthe two warriors.

PixyTeri cosplaying Lee Lee, with Timbox just staring in the background, please.

>>159666
You ask and you shall recieve

>>159874

Not just staring, staring and squeaking. Gotta keep things canon.

>>159876
I want more stuff like this. Anything that depicts Chris as some sort of a serious, dramatic topic is great, like those hipster photo threads we used to have.

>>159831
I forgot about this one, and lol'd with all my might.

>>159834
>Chris street racing at night in the streets of tokyo

you mean osaka... right?

>>159908
timothy cruzetor weeaboo status: CONFIRMED

>>159913

>>159913
well i have never seen any street racing in tokyo in many years. if i take a weekend holiday to osaka i see it all the time.

>dat pic

Draw Chris, Nick Bate, ADF, Pixy-Teri, Andy Schlafly, and A-Log as a team of power rangers.

Where can I find some more about atlus?

>>159639

my little lolcow, my little lolcow,
every new vid is a dream come true
my little lolcow, my little lolcow,
how I love to pick on you

You never knowing
your spasm's showing
your rage vids never get old,
my little lolcow, my little lolcow,
I'm so glad I'm your troll

We'll plan a party with good ol' timbox
His dinosaur dance will knock off your socks!
Or maybe we'll get to see A-Log's foxdick
or JohnofE fucking Norbert and getting his kicks

Pixyteri always dresses in style
ADF has such a beautiful smile!
I hope we'll get a fic from the Dakari King
While Chris serenades us with a melody

my little lolcow, my little lolcow,
I'm so glad I'm your trolllllllllllllllllllll!

>>159474
Somebody should pitch a TV series to Comedy Central or something.

Could you replicate a scene from Five Characters in Search of an Exit, only with lolcows?

I love how according to that image TC is the biggest lolcow of them all.

Please draw Chris dressed as the little girl in the banner above saying "HONEY BOO-BOO-CHILD"

Can you draw Chris and ADF with Charlotte? :3

What if C-Dubya-C and the other Lolcows formed a Nu Metal band?

I want to see Chris with 12 fists in his ass.

I'm back but I'll be leaving soonish. Gym and vidya are what take up my time these days.

>>159876
Haha, that is fantastic!

>>159926
But they'll all have masks. In that that drawing it will be just Power Rangers with varying degrees of fatness. I'll see what I can do though.

>>160119
I lol'd

Requesting a 'Chris as Solid Snake and trolls/comic villains as FOXHOUND' pic.

>>160133
Nice! Yes!

"Damn Slanderous Troll" is Surfshack Tito FYI. Get help for that multiple personality disorder.

>>160132

Not >>159926, but I'd presume they'd be maskless and seconding this request as well.

>>160139

lol no.

>>160139
Haha don't be silly, cuz!

Would love to see a CWC and Drive collab, so many possibilities.

What if Nick Bate and CWC played a match of Pokemon against one another?

>>160140
>>159926 here to say that I agree with this.

>>159876
I'm shitting bricks here. Holy fuck that is perfect.

>>159559

>>160197

Bloody fantastic!
I laughed like a retard at a balloon factory.

>>160078
I second this.

pic unrelated

If you made a drawing of Nick Bate and Chris Chan together in a jail cell that would be amazing DST, like out of this world awesome.

I love everything you draw by the way. /cwc/'s most talented for sure, some of this shit is amazing, I hope to hell you go to college for art or something similar.

>>160078
>>160231
I've never heard of that but I'll look into it.

>>160281
You're too kind. I've already been through college and my course did incorporate some artwork.
In fact, last year's thread was a nice warm up and good practice for a huge project in which I had to do all the design work.

  >>160313
It's an old Twilight Zone episode where five people wake up in a cylindrical tube not knowing who they are or why they're there. For a while they assume they're in hell, but the soldier convinces them to try to escape. When he reaches the top and falls over the side we discover they're all toys in a donation bin for orphans.

What if we could see PixyTeri examining her sides, stomach and fupa for objects which she's misplaced by rolling over them?

>>160173
Oh, and also JustinRPG. I can't think of any others that play Pokemon.

What If JohnofE met A-Log's fox fursona?

The opening scenes of Resident Evil 1,with various lolcows replacing the members of STARS.

>>160197
The dress of Lee Lee, Dee Dee's asian friend from Dexter's Lab, is green, not pink.

Still working my way through your requests, guys.
In the mean time, dumping the Chris template from last year so you can color him and dress him up and what not.

>>160375
I didn't pay that much attention to the show. Just googled her and her dress was pink.

>>160355
Link to pic of A-Log's fox fursona, please.

>>160383
Further reading: http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/A-Log#A-Log.27s_Fanfiction

My word,what is this fine thread doing on the second page?Back you go my dear.

>>160385

Don't forget the SIX INCH FOXDICK.

>>159568
Here you go.
Was trying out some new things with this image but they didn't turn out so great.

Sorry guys. My internet was cut down. I'd have kept drawing but I couldn't see any of your suggestions.

>>160475

I SAW THAT ON /TOY/

>>160477
You saw a T-Rex on /toy/?

>>160481

No, I saw that artwork on /toy/ right before I saw it here.

>>160482
The style or that exact picture?

>>160482
Are you sure it wasn't this?

>>160484

Well I did see that actually.

But no, what I saw was what looked like Timbox running from a purple Tyrannosaur (i.e. the same picture here).

>>160485
Well I don't visit /toy/ and when I tried to upload it here my internet was down so... impossibru.

>>160383
I seconded this

>>159569
There ya go, bro.

What would happen if Chris were born in the roaring '20s?

>>160501
Similar to your request....

Are you currently working on previous asked suggestions like the fahrenheit 451 cover or you dropped them?

>>160501
And another similar idea from last year's thread.

I'm glad to see this was bannered,

>>160504
Yeah I'm working through them all one by one in order but ignoring the erotica requests unless I can do something funny with it.
As for the Fahrenheit one, I don't think I can top with a drawing what has already been shopped.
>>159876

How about your interpretation of Chris and Barb being handcuffed by slanderous jerkops? I would have paid to have seen that.

>>160508
Haha nice!

Thank you, Admin!

What if ADF did battle with Jim Profit?

>>159711
Oh wow, that's the most pathetic picture I've seen in years.

>>160505
Is last year's thread archived somewhere?

>>160528
I don't think so. More's the pity, it was a really good thread.

>>159570
Hope you don't mind me taking liberties with your suggestion. I drew Chris in an ill-fitting Misty outfit instead seeing as he's tomgirl now.

I made use of the old template again because ya know... time saver, yo.

>>159576
Safe to assume this has satisfied your request?
>>159770

Mr. Slanderous Troll would you mind doing this one of Timbox preferably doing his king finger point pose.

>During the senior breakfast he cut a bunch of people in line, including myself, and had the nerve to steal food off my plate. The motherfucker just grabbed a brownie and waddled off. I called him out on it and he looked at me, eating with his mouth open while saying "IT IS NOT YOUUURRR BROWNIE."

>>160552
Sounds like some of you want me to fill in for cocks that hasn't been recorded!
No problem, bros!
But it's sleeping time for me now. I intend to deliver a motherload tomorrow to make up for the slowness today.
Here's Chris as Dr. Manhattan. G'night.

Draw chris standing in front of ruckerville virginia going down in flames. Chris's skin is blue and his eyes shine red and below there is a placke that reads "21st century spastic man"

>>160475

Nice tracing bro.

Legendary thread.

>>160602
You're only just now noticing that like 85% of these drawings are traced from photos?

>>160609
Who cares.

>>160607

Wow, this is the most amazing trollart of Chris I've ever seen.

>>160197
and now I'm reminded of the king from Shrek

Chris impaling ice axe on ADF's head ala Trotsky's assassination.

Or ADF complaining about "trans discrimination" to a guard in gulag.

Susan B. Anthony facepalming at Rosechu faceraping Jason or taking the nude pictures.

>>160636
I know, right? Those drawfags from the 1700s were something else.

>>160602
>>160609
Whoa! A lot of tracing talk going on. Tracing's for Sonicfags.
If you think I traced anything it's easy to find out by overlapping the images in photoshop. I do look at an image sometimes for the lolcows for reference to make sure I get them to look right but I don't trace right over their faces. Not even TC was traced even though it's obvious which image I used. Tracing would be a huge time saver but counter productive to practise which is mainly why I'm doing this thread.
What I'm doing is like observational drawing but with a photo rather than with a physical subject. Maybe some of you would consider that tracing and if so you might be partially correct. Unfortunately I can't invite any of the lolcows to come to my house and sit still for 2 hours.

>>160700
You don't have to try to explain anything to those homosexual deviants, mah nig.

>>160503
God damn, that made me laugh.

>>159474

That banner is fried win with a side of awesome.

>>160722
100% pure win. Too bad it's too small to make out some things, like Pixitery's face, Anthos' chin and A-Log t-shirt.

Also, I want Cole on the next banner. At least for a cameo.

I still want to see Chris with 12 fists op his ass.

Can you draw a picture of Cole Smithy being thrown over the Brooklyn bridge in a carpet by Anons dressed as Buzz Lighyear screaming SMITHAAAAAAAAAY?

>>160769
Yes I can, sir. Yes I can.

>>160769
lolwut

>>159643
Here ya go. Enjoyed making this. Tried out some new things.
I'm hoping one of you can forward this to Ahuviya for maximum damage.

Could you make one with Nick Bate in the foreground doing his stupid smile pose while Anna is in the background getting railed by a black dude?

>>160820

PLEASE

Can you draw Chris dressed as the old '60s Adam West version of Batman, complete with dirty crapped briefs worn over blue tights, fighting A-Log dressed as the Joker, JustinRPG dressed as the Penguin, ADF as Catwoman and Anthos as Mr. Freeze?

>>160807
>dat squashed boner
This is glorious. I'll make sure it gets the front page of ADFki.

What if Anthos was being interrogated by Chris Hansen?

>>160846
While his imaginary son, Simon, cowers behind Hansen, a traumatized look on his face.

>>160837
Sonichu should be Robin.

Draw master troll Thorg digging up patti

>>159474
Just in case no-one pointed it out yet:

>Mountin' Julay

Oh god I lol'd. I might get that printed up as a real t-shirt.

>>159645
Here ya go, Jenga. That was fun! I might stick to that style.
Yes, it's Thurop Van Orman's style.

>>160882
You want the Mountin' Julay logo as a tee? That'd be epic ween!

>>160927
Such wasted potential , it should have been Chris in a guitar hero battle for a solid gold controller

>>160837
Penguin should be Nick Bate and Pixyteri should be Catwoman imo.
Pic related, 60's Mr. Freeze.

>>160956
Meh, I chose JustinRPG because of his bird fetish. Whatevs, yo.

>>160963
Oyeah I forgot about that. I was going by looks.

I love the way PT looks in this. Shes my favorite lolcow.

>>160945
The Devil Went Down to Cwcville? I love that song!

>>160837
Ullillillia as the Riddler?

give me one with chris with 12 fists in his ass.

PLEASE.

I wanna see Chris being Vern Schillinger's bitch on OZ.

>>160976
This would be a good one

>>160927
Fuckin' saved! I didn't expect you to do it...it was the most asinine thing I could think of. Well played, sir. I should have asked for the cast of Mass Effect, lolcow style.

The last thread, you posted as Drunken Drawfag, didn't you? Why the name change?

>>161008
Nope. I'm not Drunken Drawfag. That's another dude.
Utter nonsense suggestions make for some good drawings.

Make a "Two-Face" picture of Chris. On the left is CWC's normal face, on the right is Ian Brandon Anderson, the twisted half of Chris.

  >>160971
He's the best there's ever been

>>159735
Here's a little WIP. I'd have to finish it tomorrow

Great stuff, OP. The site's banner is possibly the best I've seen in a while.

I have a few requests if it's not too much trouble to ask.

I would love a reinterpretation of that scene in Sub-Episode 2, "The Rise and Fall of My Heart," Where CWC shouts "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" to the heavens, but how it would've looked like in reality, as opposed to the comic.

Hell, I'd like to see real-life interpretations of the fight scenes from the Sub-Episodes, too.

>>161101
needs more dirty crapped briefs

WHAT IF OP was actually Danny DeVito?

do you like any part of jenffer's show vs cwc make a good banner

I'm pretty sure OP has like 30 requests now. Maybe we should wait for some of the drawings to be done.

>>161138
ok i will wait i jst asking anyway

>>161125
>>161142

Hi Jenffer.

>>161125
>>161142

Jennfer is Kathy Geiss from 30 Rock.

>>161179
i dont wacth show... so why her is some how i me

>>161182
you should watch it and create commentary videos/reviews

>>161101
Chris + Norman Rockwell = Instant comedy.

>>161214
ok whicth esptoat she was in

>>159608
oh my fucking god you could not capture the essence of justin any better than this. miming his peculiar image doctoring and stoic self-portraits of him embracing no-one for use as stock positions to make weird porn is, like, incredible man.

>>160700
Most people don't seem to know the difference between tracing and referencing, and in my experience, most tracing accusers are either not artists, paranoids, or tracers themselves.

>>161101
Ahaha! That is fantastic!
I was gonna take a different, lazier approach which involves a little photoshop. Well done on going all out!

>>161249

I lolled.

>>159648
>>159651
Sorry guys but I had no interest in drawing A-Log and chums and my enthusiasm for drawing this evaporated pretty quickly.
It's a funny idea but I think it would be better if it were just shopped.
Here's what I did. One of you can color it in if you like.

>>161341
I'd love to see this colored.
It's a real shame you're not really interested in A-Log and his pals, because it's very good, especially ISLAVERDE29.

I was going to request a super-kawaii pic of that pair of goths, MsUmlaut and PaganDeathKnight on a date, clearly having a great time, with ISLAVERDE in the background, silently raging like the kid in the 'Birth Of A Villain' meme.

I kinda got one. ADF screaming "SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE" at Chris, who responds by SHOWING HIS FANGZ.

>>161341
Was making the infamously homophobic ISLAVERDE29 the Martian Man-Hunter an intentional choice?

>>161351
I took brief interest in A-Log and his stand-up comedy of fail and the now famous "Hi A-Log" response to anyone who says something stupid on this board got me a little more interested in him.
But I have no interest in his buddies and their "Trollin' 10-year-olds" Chronicles.

>>161356
I'll go with yes.

>>159691
Well... that would make an interesting GIF but I'm not experienced enough in animation yet.

>>159712
Chris as Chun-Li fighting A-Log as Honda.

>>159529
They're fighting over Pixyteri's China.

>>159714
That's okay. With practise I'll get there eventually.

>>159724
Based on that drawing I don't have a fucking clue how Count Graduon is supposed to look...

>>159729
They'd shake the fence a little then give up. And shit themselves. I can't think of anything interesting to draw for that.

>>159732
Unfortunately I could.....

Dying Bob grasping his chest that is collapsing like a deflating volley ball, bugs dripping from between his fingers

"...my bugs...my bugs..."

Have you ever considered this treasured classic? I would love to see your version of it. From an artist's standpoint it could conceivably help you with anatomy in difficult poses. From a /cwc/ fag perspective, I've just kind of always wanted to see fanart of this one image. You don't have to, but if you did I'd have it printed as a poster and hang it up in a frame above my (imaginary) fireplace. This way I'll have something to look at while I shit my pants and play ps3, and before I crash into slumber from all the STRESS!

>>159732
A lolcow contestant at Toddlers & Tiaras...

>>161375
Haha no I haven't considered it. I'll do it!
But... has that drawing never been recreated before?

>>161379
That is awesome.

>>161379

>>161379
Awesome.

He's easily the creepiest of them all.

>>161361
Is that a glimpse of foxdick I see?

>>161387
Fox dick? Between his legs? Those would be A-Log's balls.

>>161381

I don't think anyone's redone it except the big man himself, hence my desire to see a real artist portray it. I love you for agreeing to do this. Next Halloween, let me know what you want carved on a pumpkin and by godjesus, I'll do it.

Pic very related.

>>161363
>Based on that drawing I don't have a fucking clue how Count Graduon is supposed to look...

Like this, but different.

>>161399
Or something like this.

>>161401

GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS

>>161402

You call me?

>>161403

Oh god, I lost it there. Brilliant.

>>161392
Haha great! Remind me in October!

>>159735
More shooping than drawing but I think this turned out well.

Damn slanderous troll. Y U so epic?

>>161509
At first I thought you made the reflection too handsome, but then I realized you made the 'real' CWC his usual fat self and he was simply seeing himself as idealized.

To say nothing of his drawing ability. Kudos, this is a brilliant drawing.

>>161379

That smile will haunt my nightmares.

>>161516
>>161518
Aw shucks, u guize...

>>161509
That's gold. Do one of movie studio execs laughing at Timbox pls

>>161509
Priceless! I nearly coughed up a lung laughing!

>>161509
Amazing.

>>161656
Spam? Get the fuck outta here.

Sorry guys. Was internet lurking.

>>159773
This is what the average tripfag looks like.

I want to see Chris with 12 fists up his ass please.

WHAT IF OP where a 12th century court jester?

>>161680
Hahaha, you again! God damn it!

>>161675
oh wow nailed it
A CWC The Shining parody would be awesome and put the wallflo- I mean Stephen King in there why not

>>161675
That is just beautiful.

>>161675
Did Timmothy Cruzer and thorg have a love child

  Could you draw Chris as Kurt Russell fighting the bed bug infected Bob monster? YT vid for reference.

>>159783

>>159784
Hmmm... I'll do the last one. Sorry for not wanting to do your other suggestions.
Here's a pedofork.

please draw chris with 12 fists op his ass

thank you.

>>159784
I'm not an stonecutters hoarding conspiracy theorist but ya know... it's a thing on /cwc/.
Maybe you guys can use this as a reaction image or something...

Well, that's all for tonight, niglets.
More drawfaggitry tomorrow.

I love the new banner, OP.

Just one thing I don't get... I don't frequent this board too much so I just have to ask...

Who's that one between ADF and what I assume is A-Log?

>>161790
I really do appreciate that Chris has block-breasts, a gap, and then a block-gut

It's pixyteri. She's got a thread just below this one.

>>161804
Pixyteri

>>161788
Awesome.

Even Tom FAPPINGTON is laughing at them

This is a long shot but I've had this idea in my head for about a year.

What if CWC used the behelit?
http://berserk.wikia.com/wiki/Behelit

>>161945
Think it'd fix his body?

>>161945

>>161953
HOLY FUCK WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

chris with 12 fists up his ass!
chris with 12 fists up his ass!

A remake of this picture, with Anthos as Captain Jack and Chris-Chan's gaping, Goatse-esque anus as the Kraken's maw, complete with poo-covered chunks of Crayola Model Magic sticking out.

>>161967
LMFAO! Fucking horrific suggestion! I really really do and really really don't want to draw that!

>>161989

you'll do it if you want our love.

>>161967
If you do draw this, OP, someone ought to send it to Anthos as 'fan art'.

>>161992
Anthos is internet dead and hasn't been online in weeks.

Regards, the stonecutters.

>>162005

He's on the internet, plenty, he just isn't on youtube is all.

Can you draw Timbox doing this?

Oh my god, Damn Slanderous Troll, are you doing this again? You are a king amongst spastics, sir.

>What if CWC was Batman?
>What if ADF was transported into McCarthy-era America?
>What if Nick Bate met Patrick Bateman?

CWC with 12 fists up his anus please.

Ty

What if Atlus, Krapple and Medic lived in the 1970's?

>>162042
Not true, he isn't even talking to his pretended friends (circle) in the skype, and he talks to them whenever he has internet connection.

He's broke and without internet connection.

I don't think 12fists is gonna give up any time soon.

So I'd like to ask for Chris with 13 fists in his anus.

Haven't been feeling da inspiration today guys but I guess I can draw some shit now.
Here's something I made for a warm up.
Coz... ya know... everyone on this board is A-Log samefagging.

>>162150

HI A-LOG

For the guys who want to see Chris getting 12 fists up the ass OR the samefag who really badly wants to see it... here it is. With a 13th fist up his ass for good measure.

>>162150
That's beautiful. Nicely done, DST.

>>162165

thank you.

>>159789

>>159823
Good question! I didn't draw that. It was a nice black and white inky looking drawing. Didn't you draw that, Slamwheel?

>>162212

Nope. I don't even know who or what a Nurgle Plaguelord is, let alone what one looks like.

A suicide bomber receiving his 72 virgins with rage in heaven.

>>159834
Hey so I got really bored of your suggestion so here's Son-chu with a spunking veiny dick Chris hood ornament.

I'm outta here. Later, gang.

>>162290

Did you know that you're my hero?

>>162290
You son of a bitch.

>>162290

Sweet Jesus...

>>162290
>>162270
>>162204
>>162165
>>162150

You are a fucking legend.

This shit must be /L/'d

>>162294
Is he everything you wish to be?

And can you now fly higher than an eagle?

My friends and I once talked about Chris sitting in the living room masturbating when Barb walks in to ask him to help him do the dishes.

Chris replies: "I'm uhm, i'm playing with my bend duck. at this time."

And Bob, still alive, then says from behind his papers: "Can't you see the boy is mass debating, woman!"

I'd like to see that as an image please.

>>162529

"to ask him to help him do the dishes."

That should be "to ask him to help do the dishes."

Sorry bout that.

>>162530
That whole scenario is unlikely. She would probably ask Chris to clean up the paper plates and chicken bones before the rats come out of hiding.

>>162529
what a bunch of epic ween julayfags
seriously, who sits around talking about this shit irl?

>>161790
They're supposed to be using shovels, not pickaxes.

>>162845

Well that then.

>>162845
that's pretty unlikely, too. They'd probably just let the dishes and bones rot away to nothing.

>>163071

OKAY SHE ASKS HIM FOR A FOOTRUB, ALRIGHT?

NOW *FUCK OFF*

Where did OP go :(

draw chris as a serbian

>>159741
I was the one that requested that, pretty happy that someone else saved it.

I'd like to see a Sonichu/Chris version of the infamous Star Wars rock poster

I'm back, my negroes.

>>159870
Here ya go, bro.

>>160116
What is Charlotte?

>>163169

If your still doing requests, I have one that might be cool to do. The scene from the bible of the three wise men and baby jesus. The catch is that chris chan is the baby jesus and the three wise men are ADF, A-Log , and anthos the crimson impulse.

Please draw Chris triumphantly holding his 3DS in the air in the gameplace, shouting "FOR THE INTERNET" in massive badass power armor.

Chris-Chan, A-Log, Anthos and ADF as Pikachu, Bulbasaur, Squirtle and Charmander.

I leave it up to you to decide which lolcow is which Pokemon.

Still looking for "My love quest is finally over!" :<

The last thread that was all "what ifs" left it a lot more open to dst's own interpretations of what people were asking for. For example >>163182 would be better along the lines of "what if lolcows were pokemon?". Gives him more opportunity to surprise us that way I think.

>>163169
That's just epic. Bravo!

>>163169
You cannot defeat me, I....uh have the upper ground, y'know

>>163169
That is amazing, thanks for the drawing! THIS is how chris chan trolling should have ended.

>>163169
I like to think Clyde's got a surprise attack planned. As soon as Chris thinks he's won, Clyde will suddenly jam that pickle into his anus and the two of them will fall, locked in eachother's arms, into the fiery depths of the volcano.

I would like to request a series of pictures of the big four lolcows as they wish to be, in their idealized forms.

Chris-Chan as muscular and handsome, with Sonichu by his side and a beautiful girl on his arm.

A-Log as a sort of sexy anthropomorphic fox with a top hat on and a microphone doing stand-up to an adoring crowd who are laughing their heads off.

ADF as a really beautiful woman in traditional Russian communist military uniform waving the flag of Australitina.

Anthos as a kickass cyborg space-pirate with his long red trenchcoat and white hair blowing in the breeze behind him, taking aim with his raygun.

Can you please draw a photo of Chris and Tom fappington together?

>>163227 seconded

Could you draw Chris and Barb getting a beat down from the Jerkops as described in Chris' email?

>>163227
Don't forget PixyTeri as a superkawaii Japanese schoolgirl.

>>163147
There are no words to say how much I want to see this.

>>160119
A lolcow nu-metal band.
If you don't like the name you guys can suggest some.
Just came up with it off the top of my head. It's got a month in the name like those faggy nu-metal/emo bands often do.

Oh no... this is now a music thread, isn't it?

>>163173
Its some person from the loveshy forum pay no attention

>>163184
Don't ya worry, I'll get to it.
I've started skipping requests I'm not particularly interested in just because I've got so many to do but that's one I'm quite interested in.
The challenge in that drawing is going to be Chris' weird sad fake smile...

>>163252
Thanks bro. I especially like Chris's Sonichu tribal tattoo!

>>163252
I would totally buy their albums. And then set them on fire.

>>163261

Have you thought about what kind of pumpkin carving you want? I got a request for 'the penis comic', but I'm still trying to figure out how to work that onto a gourd.

>>163252
Heartshattered February

>>163279
Yes. I would like to see a carving of Chris and the oversized drinking straw. As close to Chris' drawing of that as you can on a pumpkin or gourd.

Shit... was hoping to do more for you guys tonight but I accidentally got drunk and now I'm sleepy. Working on a MGS drawing as requested by
>>160133

I'll finish that tomorrow. G'night.

Before I go, old thread dump.

>>163292
dat duck

>>163292
That reminds me of that awesome "what if" thread.

>>163252
dat t-shirt

>>163280
My Butthurt Valentine

>>163252
That's wonderful.

"Craaaaaaawliiiiing iiiiin my skiiiiin,
Juuuuuuuuulaaaaay, I'm gonna cuuuuuuuum..."

>>163378