Why the fuck does he know when his parents lost their virginity?

>>170778

Because knowing Chris he asked Mommy and she either told him or made up a bullshit story so he would shut up.

Man, I'd say there's no way Bob was 27 when he lost his virginity.
Must've just said that a few years ago to Chris to make him feel less shitty.

>>170852
It's possible. It was harder to get laid back when Bob was in his prime.

Then again, I'm surprised he never visited a whore house before that.

>>170852
Doesn't Bob have like four kids from other marriages?

>>170852
Probably because of Growing, GROWing, GROWING EMOTIONAL PAIN

"but ME approaching?" yeah dont do work to get what you want fucker


also lulz at the 30 year old virgin rage

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Bob lost his virginity at the AGE OF 27?

That actually doesn't seem normal, either.
Is Bob also an spast?

I'm sure Bob got laid in the military. He probably said 27 to make Chris feel better about the v card.

I'm surprised Bob didn't drive Chris out to Richmond or wherever the nearest ghetto is and get him a street walker.

I'm gonna repost this shit to one thread, stick it and archive these.