Second image:

Third image:

http://www.alexslemonade.org/mypage/80275

Here's the URL the dude posted

Donation

Fourth image:

Poor Bell. It's amazing how much Chris wants to fuck up his future court date.

>>170932
I'm not sure if what Chris is doing is illegal , protesting/boycotting a business can't really be held against him.

Of course Chris is probably taking it into full blown harassment, defamation , etc

>>170932
Cyber bullies are breeding?

IF YOU LIKE ME PLEASE TELL ME

>>170934

Would circulating a print off with "cyber bullies hang out" counts as libel?

What's this? I come here and am instantly greeted with Chris cocks on a silver platter? You guys are too nice!

Here's the Mii he posted as a QR code on his Facebook wall.

>>170941
lol post the qr code

You already did, it's in the 2nd image.

>>170926
This is my favorite one

>Abstinence is a crappy joke
>Charlottesville , VA is apparently full of snooty snobish people who are well off.
>Despite being a crossdresser he is ignored totally in VA, probably because he looks like a 40 year old woman

>>170926
If this fat fuck got out into the community and volunteered at some things, he might make a favorable impression on people. Still, this is Chris we're talking about, so all he would be good for is use as a doorstop or a paperweight or something.

>>170948
If he was given direction and was put on notice to keep his fucking mouth shut and do as he is told, he could handle many low skill tasks.

>>170932
Jesus christ. I wonder if the mall cops know him by name yet.

COOOOONTEEEEENT my life has meaning now!!! bless!!

>>170945
Christian has arrived!

oh god

>>170932
God damn it, Chris. Do you WANT to go to jail or what?

>>170954

Yo, >>170941 here, are you prepared to see Chris in your games too?

>>170954
His Mii looks like my wife's Mii!!

>>170953
I really don't think he is capable of it

As long as he blames every other person on earth for his faults he will never change , everything bad that happens to him, jail, being a virgin, the lawsuit. He thinks the trolls are behind all of it and doesn't realize he fucks shit up

>chris is back to loitering
>chris is developing a habit for irritating cops
>chris thinks running is best way to deal with cops

brace yourselves

the cocksstorm is coming

>>170963
Chris has always had a hatred for the jerkops, like the Target arrest incident

but after the Game Place encounter it seems to be far worse than before, cops are as bad as trolls now

>>170951
Nevermind, just re-read everything. The mall cops do know him by name. What a public nuisance.

>>170962
The shit clock's a-ticking, bud.

Holy shit, bob was a virgin til he was 27

>>170967
That would mean he lost his V in 1954. Considering the way things were back then, Bob being from the south and all, that makes sense.

I feel kind of bad for chris, he is so fucking pathetic and sad. I would probably go on TWO pity dates with him, but I would be too scared to go on #3.

>>170958
this is probably not an association you want to make

>>170969
I'm totally betting Bob told him this when Chris was like, 24, just to let him believe he still had some hope.

>>170961
The fliers would...not be useful in this case. If Snyder were suing for libel they'd compliment the video where Chris accuses him of being a child molester quite nicely. But that's not the case here.

>>170953
At the rate Chris is going we don't need to do anything. He's had three altercations with the law in nearly as many months and shows no signs of stopping.

So I ask you this: wouldn't it be hilarious if Chris shot himself in the foot and ruined Bell's defense entirely of his own accord?

>>170970

>implying you could get a date outta chris

dohoho

you silly bitch

I thought Chris had finally learned that if you fuck around with the cops, your ass will get in trouble.

Instead he's doubled down.

I guess CWC never does learn.

>>170975
well shit all she has to do is walk up and says she likes him. or would his sign working prompt him to shit himself?

>>170932
>That PLACe WILL go down by my will, or someone else's fire-on-a-stick and bombs
>fire-on-a-stick and bombs
>BOMBS

Jesus, you don't just go and make bomb threats against the prosecution. Especially on facebook.

At this rate I can imagine Chris getting into a shoot out with the police, a cop see's Chris litter and walks up to him to tell him to be more responsible, Chris takes the cop's approach as a threat and whips out his megatron pellet gun, the cop calls in backup thinking its real and a SWAT team shoots Chris to death as he takes cover in the JCPenny

>Dig up Bob
>Dress up Bob as cop
epin ween JULAY JULAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

This stuff is amazing, Chris has basically already reverted more or less to the idiotic public nuisance he was when /v/ found him. He's doing all the same stuff he was, even considering wearing signs again.

This is encouraging, Chris was at his best before all the staged shit and hippie circles.

I'd be happy to just read about his exploits, it'll be far more entertaining than watching half assed plots unfold.

>>170983

FUND EET

>>170983
>>170985
Bob was cremated..

>>170976
Bob wasn't in WWII.

"TELL THEM NOT TO GOOGLE MY NAME"
looooooooooool chris is fuckin' awesome

Wasn't Bob in Korea? Surely he got some prostitute pussy there.

>>170988
I think we have found the perfect statement to put on Chris's grave when he dies.

''My father, who died of cancer, Mr. Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.''

Wait Bob died of cancer ? I thought it was just his shitty heart.

>>170989
He would have lost it in 1954, a year after the war ended. Could be that he lost it at the college he went to on the GI bill.

Let's get a tranny to sprinkle Bob's ashes on Patti while screaming "JUUUULAAAAAAAAAAY" and send the video to Chris under Michael Snyder's name.

>>170991
Chris probably doesn't know the difference.

>>170997
Let's get Michael Snyder to sprinkle A tranny's ashes on Chris while screaming "JUUUULAAAAAAAAAAY" and send the video to patti under bob's name.

>atlus drama
>chris cocks

IT'S LIKE IT'S CHRISTMAS

God, this asshole had to try and make those Facebook comments difficult to follow.

Why didn't you put them in order, dumbass!

>>171004
Never change /cwc/

>>170931
Just when I thought Chris somehow moved on...here we go again with the loitering, the CWCisms, the threats, the whole nine yards.

I don't even know whether I should consider this sad or not.

>>170999
>Assuming Patti opens the mail.

>>170967
That could just what he told Chris to make him feel better.

>>171014
I feel that is probably the case.

>>171014
Since when did Bob care about how Chris felt?

>>171018
The man obviously loved his son. Prove otherwise.

>>171018
All the years that he allowed Chris to live in his house without contributing much of anything to anybody.

Or it was Bob trolling him.

"I got my carrot wet at 27, maybe if you wiped that god damn make up off your face and stopped dressing like a homosexual deviant, you can too. I had to go through a war, and through college before I had any chance with a woman, and what have you done? Son, these girls out here today are throwing pussy at guy, but you choose to dress like a god damn queer. You son of a bitch. Now dress yourself like a man, and go out there and make something of yourself."

>>171022
They were using his social security money, dummy.

>>171021
Enough to lie to him, right?

Something about these doesn't seem right. It's like it can't be Chris ... not that it does't fit, or that it's too good.

It seems like a cheap imitation.

>>171027
Or maybe that he's acting just like a lot of other people on Facebook.

>>171026
Tryhard.

>>171026
>They were using his social security money, dummy.

You have no proof that they were keeping Chris around for his social assistance money. Bob monitored his money after the idiot got himself into thousands of dollars of dept, which Bob paid off. If I were Bob, I would have also banked Chris's social assistance and given him an allowance.

>Enough to lie to him, right?
Yes, becasue lying to someone means you don't really love him. I'm sorry, you're a fucking idiot. Bob obviously hated Chris becasue he lied to him about Santa Clause.

Really I wonder if Chris will get a hooker for his big 30 coming soon, or ever

He has mentioned wanting too before but was too cheap, then he tried to BE a prostitute with the escort service shit , but when someone actually sent him some he got scared and shit his pants, so I cant tell what he would do, he seems to be getting desperate to blow his load in something besides his love doll though

>>171018
Right around the 5th of Never. A lot of /cwc/ dwellers have daddy issues.

>>171034
Well... We could all chip in and get him a nice one. Give her $500 bucks, explain the situation in some detail, then send her over.

>>171036
No woman is going to touch Chris for $500, especially if you explain him to her

We need to get on that fund raising website and get one of those classy $50,000 a night whores

Prostitute or Video game? You guess what Chris would buy.

>>171038
The difference is that the girl would be paid for already. I doubt he would turn that down.

Doesn't really read anything like Chris.

>>171042
Well one way to end the whole cwc story and cause all the asspies to rage is to get Chris to give up his Sonichu copyright. MAke him legally give it up and make him burn the certificate up. He denounces Sonichu publicly, loses his virginity, and causes all the Alog ilk to explode in anger.

>>171044
He could do it in his car, probably the most sanitary place.

I am always astonished anew at Chris. He complains of loneliness and condemns the people of his town as cold and uncaring, but he has never tried to make friends with anyone. His entire concept of a social life is to wait around for other people to contact him.

>>171049
Thorg is is still in contact with Chris. Thorg could say, "Hey KaKa, go to the Charlottesville Inn, this chick is hot for you." Direct him to the room, and have him fuck his brains out.

  >>171023
What bob should've done

>>171042

He most definitely would. Well, probably not turn it down outright, but crap his pants and cry for mommy as soon as it all got a bit too real for him to handle.

Remember, Chris has the emotional maturity of a twelve-year old. I really doubt he could go through with real sexual contact with an actual human being, except possibly if he could somehow make his wish of a mother figure who coddled and walked him through the whole thing (and the rest of his life thereafter) come true.

We should encourage Chris to become a Pick Up Artist. He could socialize and eventually get the pussy.

  Let's hire PT to have sex with him.

Well guys, it looks like Jackie is back in the picture, but she is currently on VACAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>171063
I like how "Hippo gets explosive diarrhea" is a related video.

>>171042

Could we pay the prostitute an extra benjamin to have her tell Chris her name is Julie? Or would that turn him off entirely?

>>171074
Chris might not be smart enough to catch on.

dont mind me, just testing out my new secure tripcode

Hey, just out of curiosity, how do you download Chris' mii?

>>171058
>GOD I FUCKING HATE CHRIS SO MUCH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUCK

HI A-LOG.

>>171101
yeah same. im a noob, i tried to scan the QR code with my iphone and all i get is a binch of random letters.

>>171058
Perhaps you would be better posting here with the other homosexual deviants.
http://cwcki.forumer.com/facebook-update-t2200115.html

>>171101
On a 3DS, go to the Mii creator, then click QR code options and scan the screenshot with the 3ds camera

>>171113
u mad?

>>171113

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003554797553&sk=wall

So are you guys ready for the Jacky hippie circle part 2?

It's clear Chris is in rebellious teenage girl mode.

Might sound weird but the tone of these posts sounds a little more mature than the Chris we've seen before

people transitioning genders who are taking hormones often undergo a 'second puberty'. it would be awesome if chris was buying black market chinese mones with tugboat because a girl told him it was cool

Nah, I think he's just reached the mental age of about 12.

I had way more fun with this than I should have

I found a PDF of the nintendo QR codes so I used it to play with Christopher

I don't find this very funny anymore.

I'm increasingly just feeling bad for Chris.

http://blessedra.in/files/docs/3ds_arcard.pdf

If any of you have a phone that can display PDFs, this will work, they dont really work on monitors.

>>171130
He brought everything on himself, man. It's no one's fault but his that he's turning bitter and angry. It's because he's obsessed with sex, feels entitled to romantic and social contact from others with no effort on his part, and because he thinks he's very good-looking. His nonsense is at every root of his frustration.

>>171130
It's hard to feel bad for an adult who fucked himself over with his own bad decisions, but I have to admit the whole Chris thing took a bizarre turn with the advent of Tomgirl. At least I could get my head around the idea of a basic delusional spastic shutin like Chris was for so long, since there are plenty of those kinds of people.

>>171130
I kinda feel bad for him too, but I'm still interested in following him. He still brings a good amount of this on himself.

>>171128
Oh god I downloaded it too.

All of my other Miis are ignoring him, except for Sigmund Freud. He's staring at him with his arms crossed.

I find it strangely comforting that the manbaby is still as out of touch with reality as ever

and this is why i loved the calling-out hippie circle :) granted, the trolls didn't blow up in his face, but maaaan, having him going full circle out of pure hatred of snyder, that's just delicious

i'm still praying to godjesus that chris flips the bird to the wrong jerkop and that jerkop delivers some juicy well deserved phisical punishment for our dear manbaby

>>171160
Sup, MiHiVidz.

>>171055
>maturity of a twelve-year old

You're giving Chris too much credit.
Eight or something earlier is closer, but then again, saying Chris has matured at all mentally is a stretch.

Chris... Chris never changes.

>>171161
MIHAAAAAAAAY

>>171165

Question: Is it pronounced "my high vids" or "me hee veedz"

I've always done the latter, as it sounds more awtistic.

>>171169
I always pronounced it as fah-gut.

the FB screenshots were in kind of a disjointed order and i am not entirely sure what the sequence of events with chris and mall cops was. anyone care to spell it out for a simple country bumpkin like me

>>171183
Is he making spastics look bad?

>>171185
But especially fat manchildren, right?

>>171105
Oh fucking god what. Since when did Mew get popular and where did all of those furfags come from?

On the plus side we'll never be short of lulz now.

>>171130

Eh, I can sorta see why you would; Chris can't seem to do anything but what comes naturally to him (being an idiot and fucking up his own life); I can see how one would find this depressing, but hey, at least this time he's doing it all on his own and no one's stringing him along...

... as far as we know, anyway.

>>171178
Ditto, I can't quite figure out the whole scenario myself.

>>171193
Oh MiHi, we all know you're just projecting your own self loathing onto Chris. You sound like A-Log Sr.

I agree, I don't know how anyone can feel sorry for Chris at this point. He's been in, and may be going to jail, and he's still pulling this crazy shit.

>>171190
Anybody still have Mews old pic saved?

>>171193

Shouldn't you be trolling softball targets like sailormoonred1 and Bob McBob to feel better about your own sorry shitsack existence?

>>171202
I'm detecting some harsh MAD vibes from this post.

>>171213
I forgot Sage Freehaven existed. What the hell happened to him?

>>171214
I know he posts occasionally on plus4chan and that's about it. Seems like a decent sort, if pathetic. Other than that I have no clue. I'll see if I can dig up one of his blog links he's always posting, it's a bit difficult since he changes blogs all the time.

>>171160
...What the hell does any of this have to do with the Calling Out hippie circle?

This is all Chris. No one provoked him to go make an ass of himself at The Game Place, this is just what he does.

>>171178
>>171195

This is what I could make out of it:

Chris was being the public nuisance we all know, love and miss. At some point he flipped off some mall security; they went to talk to him (these two things may or may not be completely unrelated - I personally doubt Chris would have the stones to flip someone off to their face and not run for it afterwards); Chris ignored the guy trying to talk to him and called Barb instead (who scolded him for it). Chris then hung up and ran (even though whoever was behind him knew him by name and specifically said he wasn't in trouble), sneaked into his car and drove away.

>>171219
Wasn't he handing out some kind of flyer?

I'm more interested in why he knows when Bob lost his v-card.

>>171220

Yeah, that too; apparently printed versions of the... well, whatever the hell you want to call it, that can be seen in this pic:

>>170931

Huh, suddenly new Chris cocks comes out just after the big hullabaloo thread Atlus and his whore's 6in clit, everyone moves over to person on this thread and abandon the Atlus one... coincidence?

probably.

>>171223
i think we decided bob most likely told chris he lost his v at 27 to make chris feel better about never having sex into his late 20s

>>171219
There were three incidents.

1. Chris flipped off a cop. Barb was pissed due to legal reasons, Chris made some weird remark about not wanting Snyder's blood on Barb's hands, which I think means "I don't want the courts to punish my mom for running a man down".

2. Chris made a new attraction sign. It's a necklace with a sign on it that reads "IF YOU LIKE ME PLEASE LET ME KNOW". He wore it to the mall, sat in a chair and played his 3DS. A black Jerkop came up and told him to rotate the chair in a specific direction for some reason. Chris ignored him. A white female Jerkop showed up and Chris ignored her. Chris left after the she-Jerkop threatened to call the manager but left the chair un-rotated.

3. Chris made like fifty little anti Game Place fliers with the intent of spreading them around the town. He wants to either put the store out of business or incite an angry mob to burn it down or blow it up. While talking to Barb (apparently he needs to check in with her if he's out for too long) he noticed a Jerkop with some of his fliers. Chris started to walk away, but the Jerkop followed and tried to say something to him. Chris bolted for the south exit but got intercepted by the Jerkop's "accomplice", another mallcop. The first one told Chris he wasn't in any trouble but Chris didn't trust him and ran again. Chris went ninja in the parking lot and made it to his car (parked at the east entrance) before fleeing to McDonalds.

>>171229

The Jail S@ga is imminent.

>>171229
>fleeing to McDonalds.
Oh, Chris!

>>171225

You know, I actually don't doubt it's a coincidence in this case.

Hell, I don't even mind there being a stonecutters to begin with, except when hey start with the "OLOLO look at this huge person saying this guy is [insert troll persona], why don't you ajust your tinfoil hat you huge person" when everyone and their grandmother knows said guy is, in fact, [insert troll persona], or "OLOLO he actually believes there's a stonecutters to begin with, add some more tinfoil to your hat, person" and then there's a huge fucking amount of drama when certain pastebins get posted here.

Things need to be done a certain way, I get it. But really, that kind of SEEKRIT CLUBHOUSE mentality should be apparently ridiculous to anyone above the mental age of 14.

>>171236

Fall back to Mike Delta!

Seeing as how the PVCC is made up of little pieces of shit like Peter "Waymuu" Gritsch, being under the mental age of 14 makes total sense.

>>171240
i don't get where pvcc had a part in this, but okay.

Also way to go guys, we're going to scare him off FB now.

>>171243
I'm talking on the terms of cuntent. This cycle always happens.

If it puzzles you all that the posts were all haphazard, then you're on the way to knowledge as puzzle is the key!

Unlock the puzzle, and the answer is yours!

Shalamaloo!

Besides, we half-man/half-genie hybrids like watching mere mortals try to fit this into a linear progression of events.

>>171255
Oh Ali Baboo...
Your "trollsona" (if you can really call it that) is even more obnoxious than Tito's.

>>171255
>>171248

Is this retarded roleplay really necessary? Introman and eggyolkeo provide cocks with a nickname without any of the faggy make-believe.

>>171257
>>171256
Oh dear. What a shame. I was just about to post some new cocks too.

Back to the lamp I go.

>>171258
JUUUULAAAAAAAAY

>>171258
get the fuck out

>>171260
That, my friend, is not how you coax a genie from it's lamp.

You must massage his lamp as you would a large scrotum. Once coaxed, the best results would come from massaging his large scrotum as you had previously done to his lamp.

Take your camel and be free. You may try again in a year's time.

Master Troll Thorg sent me. I am 75% a puppet of his desires, and 24% Magic.

The 1% is Wall Street.

>>171263

snooooooozzzerrr

>>171263

Ali Babboo, which side are you in for the circlejerk of 2012? The Berry or The PVCC .

>>171265
>The Berry
What is this and why am I curious?

>>171265
I am uniquely capable of the abnormal act of circlejerking myself, but you must ask yourself: Are there not more than two sides to a square?

And will that square fit in a bent hole?

I will give you three clues.

1. The letters R and Q
2. Codename "Wingtip"
3. Al-shaseera Malishindrabad's Traveling Caravan of Wonder.

If you can come up with the correct answer, free cocks for everbody.

>>171211
I agree with this, though I did not understand what the accomplice thing at the end was about.

Also Chris mentions a possible return to the attraction sign and Jackie.

He also seems to have pet names for several of the security guards, and will even act surly towards them.

He's also driving a Mitsubishi now so perhaps Sonchu is off the road for now.

>>171268

you be gay.

stop it

>>171268
I like riddles. In the name of the board your challenge is accepted.

>>171278

>claims to representing the board
>you're the only guy dumb enough to play along

crackbabby

>>171268
I think it's really just a testament to how dumb and easily manipulated Chris is that these are the people getting cocks out of him.

And we get it. You based your characters around the fact that Chris "danced like a genie with brown hair" while imprisoned. Can't you just save the dumb theatrics for when you're talking to Chris?

>>171287
I'm sorry, I do not understand. I merely was following my master Thorg's wishes for you to become buttmad.

>>171289

Oh man, yeah he's so mad. You can tell. You're such a pro troll.

>>171291
I'm just following orders, you know. Don't JULAY the messenger.

did tvsArmpitt get a new name

>>171214
he post on /wooo/ every once in a while. Usually with some furry pic. Which is followed by a "damn it sage freehaven" post

>>171293

Juuulaaaaaay

Wow. So, basically it's back to basics for Chris. But more unhinged than ever, and his attitude toward law enforcement seems much more disturbed than ever.

The altered ads he's leaving around the mall, technically that is graffiti and solicitation on private property. He probably wouldn't get in trouble, but the mall cop and other cop were most likely going to just question him on what he was passing the signs around for, and obviously not to do it again.

But you have to love Chris and how he thinks he can get away from the law and not be responsible for his actions by running away and making a break for his car.

Unbelievable.

>>171287
>characters
He's not a character, cuz. Ali Baboo is his real name, and he really acts like that all the time, and makes quite a nice living being a dark ages Middle-Eastern stereotype.

>>171313
I knew you'd understand me, Brother. Oh, if only my lamp was big enough for the two of us, we would have such an exotic coconut feast.

>>171313
Because he clearly isn't just Thorg acting devastated after we didn't lavish him with enough praise in the past.

If nothing else shouldn't Ali Baboo get banned for ban evasion? I remember a ban message on one of the five or six threads they made yesterday.

And at the moment all they're doing is sucking all the fun out of this wonderful new comment and demanding the topic instead be shifted to them.

>>171322
So how about that Chris, huh? Some crazy goings on there. Look at how he persons.

Sorry, you can suck all the fun out of me too, if you think it will help.

Thorg threw my lamp away and I require a new Master.

Um guys, I think you're all getting trolled.

With delightful juicy cocks these? Mortal, please.

Oh boy.

I love how Chris is doing everything in his power to make sure he loses his court case.

If the judge finds out about all the shit Chris has been doing lately, the Jail hippie circle is actually a realistic possibility.

>>171329
oh, let them have their fun. Everyone knows that Real Tito only posts with a trip.

You know, I am absolutly loving this new paranoid-of-police chris. Every time you think he is at his lowest (Sitting in his room all day with makeup on, playing ps3 games and occasionally talking to a nonexistant girlfriend) he finds a new way to sink. Cant wait till hes banned from the mall. Again.

I think this goes without saying that this stuff should not go on the cwcki. Thats really the first and only place chris goes (daily) to check if hes still being trolled or not. Let the stonecutters do their work.

>>171329

I can't help but suspect this too. Chris sounds...different. And he seems to have cut down on using capitals a startling amount.

Time will tell, I suppose.

The best stuff he does is when he's left to his own devices. It's just a shame no-one is there to record it all.

Damn thats sad that the mall cops know him by name and his car. I assume he was driving bob's car instead of sonchu?

mfw i saw new Chris cocks

  >loitering in public with his Attraction Sign
>running away from Jerkops
>making Michael Snyder's life a living hell

We have returned to the beginning.

>>170926
Kim Wilson is a troll, right?

Ok, I haven't seen this thread until now and I see some things...
>Chris seems to start to accept critique.
>He's back at the "Love Quest".
>Jackie (or someone else who took that trollsona) is still around.
>New adventures with jerkops.
>The grudge against Snyder got stronger.
>Bob was a loser in his youth (or very conservative, which isn't outrageous).
>Realizes that he used "retarded ways", but still uses them.
>New trolling plans are giving Chris money.
>Seanie plays with Christian's Mii.
>New pathetic namefags.

okay.

I still maintain that the worst Chris will face is a few hours of community service or a fine, but when that happens and the courts don't condemn Michael Snyder for making that poor aut­istic boy's life so miserable, Chris is going to crash into a slumber the likes we've never seen. There will either be massive amounts of butthurt cont­ent, or we won't be hearing from him for a long time.

dumbest new cocks thread since thorg

it'd make sense that this guy says he is from thorg

Made y'all a poll a couple of weeks ago.

http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/548224

>>171405
WORST EPISODE EVER

>>171331
JUUUUUULLAAAAAAAY

Okay, apologies for posting multiple threads. It was intended to irk a select bunch of you. Mission accomplished, but too well I think.

But either way. New cocks.

http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/9203/cwc.png
http://imageshack.us/f/684/61013333.jpg/

I can't make out his shitty blurry writing, but I've been sent a copy of the script too. Underlined sections will just have _ next to it.

"Hello, Class. I am Profesor (sic) Robee. While Christian finishes his Big Mac and Apple Slices, while waiting to see a Doctor, I will teach you all the How _NOT_ To's of Dating. Thank you to Receptionist Brenda for lending Christian a Pen and giving him paper from the Photocopier."

"(STEP ONE) Do not _EVER_ look at her Chest, Boobies, or OTHERWISE _NOTED_ Body Parts!"

(A badly penned version of Wild Sonichu stands looking like a moron.) He *Gasps* while exclaiming "Boobies!" at Rouge the Bat, misspelled Rogue The Bat here.

Rogue says: "If he didn't look at my boobies so much, I would marry that hedgehog! Or I would go up to him and tell him I like him!"

Over to the far left is a copyright symbol, saying January 2012 with his signature below it.

It's kinda cut off in the picture, but the script I was forwarded adds this, which must be the bottom right of the page.

"Sorry Jacklyn, the official version will be finished soon. I am going to buy new Crayola Pencils and Markers once the Doctor has given me the OK. I can't color so well with these pens with not enough ink."

Slightly to the left of that, still at the bottom it says "I LOVE YOU JACKIE" and it has been noted that you can somewhat see the areas where he was running out of ink and tried badly to cover up that by assumedly getting a new pen and thick-lining over it.

Yo, Ali, I'm Just saying, you Shouldn't leak too much info from Chris Chan's facebook Profile or he COULD start deleting People.

>>171427
Judging by your random capitalization, you ARE Chris.

>It kept running out of ink, but I kept my cool in the waiting room and did not get angry. :)

Chris is so proud of himself beacause he didnt make a scene because of a pen running out of ink...

Also, the fucker still cries because of his high school graduation...

What's your Facebook Name, ali?

>>171431
Why would an immortal have a facebook? Or more importantly, why would he give it to an anon?

>>171425
Is that real? His drawing is actually somehow worse than before.

>>171434
I guess it happens when you use bad pens instead of Crayola Markers.

>>171429

We can now gather that Chris goes around asking women if they "like" him (or wants to, if he was capable of approaching them). If anything, he's regressed and become even more childlike.

I'm curious as to what kind of doctor he's seeing

>>171445
Me too. I wonder if it's hormones or loco spastico medicine.

>>171446

I'm guessing it may be a shrink, maybe court-ordered, or something related to the people who were looking into the Chandler home situation. Psychiatric meds might explain why his posts sound so off and why he seems to be posting so much. But a couple of the post seem to imply that Chris thinks having his meds adjusted means he's not getting "better", which could either mean that the medication *is* for something physical or that Chris has no fucking idea how psych-meds work.

I wish he would let the name of his meds slip. Could answer a lot of questions either way.

In all my years of travel, I have learned many things. Unfortunately I have no idea how to get a tripcode.

Can someone help me out, so there aren't people posting as me? I'm easily impersonatable, despite my immortal powers.

In return, I have a new Sonichu pic that I'm sure will send your heads spinning.

>>171449
Do what you did when you posted as Tho- Uhhhh, I mean, ask Thorg.

Tito, who is that fat black guy with the glasses. Makes me lol

>>171452
Proposition Joe. It's from The Wire. Probably one of the best TV shows ever made. Wish it was up on Netflix. Anything other than season 2 is great.

>>171448
I think they might've decided he was depressed, when really he's just tarding with rage as usual, and given him anti-depressants that have actually made him depressed.

>>171449

Username+Hashtag(#)+ A phrase or random letters you can remember.

New Cocks Await! Thanks, introMAN.

http://imageshack.us/f/403/shyla.png/
http://imageshack.us/f/33/shyla2l.png/

Picture reads: NURSE SHYLA SONICHU. Age 20. Sex: Female, she is a lesbian and is dating Miss Alison Amber.

Can you use imgur instead of imageshack? it's annoying having to click twenty times and close the ads.

>>171462
What about my arrival hasn't been annoying? Suck it up, Mortal.

>>171460
lmao chris is still getting denied by the old "sorry Im gay and i have a girlfriend"

>>171425
>>171460

That looks nothing like Chris's drawing style. And the way "Chris" uses and phrases words makes it look too much like an impersonator.

Well, it's from the same account that I capped the wall posts from, so, whatever. Cocks is Cocks.

He also repeatedly states his dislike for using pens to draw, and we don't know what kind of surface he was drawing on in the Doctor's surgery.

These two pictures are from the same day. He sent the one to "Jamie" about an hour after he sent a message to "Jackie"

Jesus fucking Christian Weston Chandler, he really is ramping up the Sonichu bullshit. I think he is beyond repair.

>>171455

So he might be back on the Paxil? Interesting.

Weirdly enough, I was in my class the other day talking about interactions and side-effects of common psych-meds and, wouldn't you know it, one of the more uncommon side-effects of Paxil is a need to pace. I wondered if Chris was on the Paxil during his Crazy Pacer days.

/csb

>>171475
I'm with you anon...

also....
>female sonichu instead of a rosechu....
wait wat?

>>171477

The first thing I noticed was that Chris's drawing style looks blockier and more refined than before, and his writing style and behavior are starting to look like a caricature of himself. Guess it could be tied to meds and a mid life crisis though.

>>171456
>She was Unfortunately a Lesbian and already HAD a Girlfriend, so I did not think TWICE that she might like tomgirls too

>>171481
Because it's a Lesbian, so in Chris's fucking wierd logic that makes it a Sonichu with a female Pikachu's tail.

>>171482
I'll agree with you there, but it seems he's taken to drawing advice, as if the "You draw like a child" comments finally got to him.

Remember, a gal pal made him change his drawing style to a more anime-like appearance, so it's not without precedent.

>>171482

He's not been drawing for a while (that we know of). Could be just a style evolution, or based on whatever cartoons he's been watching, or even as commenter above says, an admirer talked him into it.

>>171448

Chris has been on various meds for a while now, and the court wouldn't have made any sort of order like that yet because they haven't even had a hearing yet beyond agreeing dates for when they'll actually have a hearing.

>>171033

They weren't banking his tugboat and giving it all back to him in pieces, he paid Bob a large chunk of it for rent, that's well known.

>>171475
GET A SEMEN SAMPLE FROM EVERYTHING IN THIS THREAD. WE NEED TO CONFIRM THE IDENTITY OF THE cocks

I assure you, sir, it's 100% Navy. The bent tails are a dead giveaway.

Put down the micromicroscope.

Some of this looks like troll bullshit but... that's our Chris I guess.
Lol fucking warning photos?!!

>>171480
>>one of the more uncommon side-effects of Paxil is a need to pace.

Holy shit, I never knew that. I took Paxil when I was a teenager because I was depressed, and I'd spend hours just pacing around the house listening to music and thinking up story ideas. That later evolved into taking long, aimless walks. I still do that. I get my best ideas when I'm pacing around too.

Cocks! Sweet delicious cocks!!!

>>171425

>kay, apologies for posting multiple threads. It was intended to irk a select bunch of you. Mission accomplished, but too well I think.

>lolitrolu

>>171460
>NURSE SHYLA SONICHU. Age 20. Sex: Female, she is a lesbian and is dating Miss Alison Amber.
>SHYLA SONICHU
>Sex: Female
so chris made a male lesbian tranny.

>>171026
Chris once outlined all the monthly expenses he gave money to Bob for, and while he played it up like they were taking most of it for themselves, pretty much everything he listed was still for him, they just handled the payments. These expenses included:

Internet connection
Chris's Netflix account
Chris's cell phone
Car insurance for SONCHU
Gas money for SONCHU
And some amount for food.

Chris stole from them and blamed his debts on trolls. I seem to recall him mentioning in one of the logs that Barb was threatening to kill herself over him stealing her credit card. He racked up thousands of dollars in debt. That's why they finally took it completely away from him and only gave him money in gift cards.

Honestly, the more you know about Chris, the harder it is not to despise him.

>because cyber bullies do meet, hang and breed there under Snyder's approval

>>171498
I think his intentions were that Sonichus like girls, and Rosechus like boys, so since Shyla is a Lesbian and likes girls, she must be a Sonichu.

However, do note the female Pikachu tail, which I assume is meant to prevent any confusion.

I don't know. He doesn't explain things very well, and he tends to get irksome if you question him about anything regarding gender, even if it's not meant in an insulting way.

Any gender questions he takes personally.

>>171495
Pacing is also a thing spastics do.

>>171501
So, if the female Sonichu has a female Pikachu tail...does that mean that Rosechu is male because she still has a male Raichu tail?

>>171501
Back in my day a Pikachu was a Pikachu.
What is this "female tail" nonsense?

>>171508
In Diamond/Pearl they made it so some some pokemon have different sprites for males and females. For example a female Pikachu has a slightly shorter tail.

>>171508
In Pokemon Diamond and Pearl, they started giving some Pokemon differences for males and females to tell them apart.

Not quite sure why, since the male and female symbols did much the same thing just as well.

Wait, if there's breeding going on at the place.......who got to breed with Megan?????????????

Hope it was some niggo

requesting pic of male homosexual rosechu

its only fair.

>>171511
I think he's trying to suggest that Mike whores his daughter out to anyone who will pay. Or perhaps he's promised her hand in marriage to whoever pays the highest in exchange for a position on the troll hierarchy. Or maybe Mike films gay/pedo orgies in the back room and sells the tapes on the black market.

>>171499
I feel bad because I know a CWC-in-training. Apparently, some spastics don't understand money. The kid I know literally cannot understand (or decided not to believe reality) that money exists in a finite amount, that you have to work to replenish. So he treats every adult like an unlimited ATM, and goes into a pushy fit if he doesn't get what he wants. Feels bad man.

>>171524
No, Chris probably doesn't have a good handle on what the word "breeding" means and is using it to suggest that ordinary people that go to the Game Place end up becoming cyberbullies.

>>171038

Logic and Chris don't match I know, but if I were THAT obsessed with losing my virginity (like we see in OPs captures) I'd visit a brothel and lose it there. I actually have a friend who's lost his virginity to a hooker and it never bothered him.

>>171528

>I actually have a friend who's lost his virginity to a hooker and it never bothered him.

Nor should it. But let's face it, that involves a certain degree of maturity, and well, this is Chris we're talking about.

Besides, I think what actually bothers him is more than simply being a virgin (though the social "stigma" associated with it certainly bothers him), it's the lack of companionship in general - just look at all those "I wish I had people to hang out with" kind of comments.

>While Christian finishes his Big Mac and Apple Slices
>Big Mac
>Apple Slices
>Big Goddamned Mac

Chris is certainly making an effort to eat healthier.

>>171533
Lets be honest, he asked mostly women, fuck asking jerks he is trying to get laid for petes sake!!!

>'Chris, try shading your drawings'
>looks worse than ever

jesus

>>171537
>he asked mostly women
Chris hasn't asked anyone anything.

That's what makes his misery such a joke; he will not lift a finger to get the social contact he wants. He will just stand around in a trafficked area or even sit in a chair and play video games. He thinks people will see the handsome young man with his attraction sign (not a nearly middle-aged fatass with his nose in a 3DS) and come right up to him and tell him they like him.

But no ugly people. They creep him out.

>>171531
Frankly, that's better than losing it to a skank who's sleeping around behind your back and saying she loves you. With hookers, it's straightforward - no expectations. You pay her, she blows you, both of you move on with your lives. No emotional attachment, no drama.

>>171543
Fuck, that sounded extremely loveshy-ish.
brb, shotgun mouthwash.

>>171531
I have a girlfriend and I still have those complaints. So fucking bored.

>>171533
Implying anyone but hicks want to hang at one of those. Have free NASCAR box seats. Anyone in the city give a fuck? Didn't think so.

>>171543
>>171531

Me again, I'd like to add that I myself have been a very frequent visitor of brothels over a whole bunch of years and the thing Chris always says:
"I could have gotten a hooker and gotten an STD a long time ago"
I can only speak for myself, but after years and years of fucking hookers I have never, no not ever, gotten an STD. And trust me, when I doubt I have it checked, always.
Then again, in all fairness, I have never gotten a cheap hooker. I like brothels too much, free drink, nice bath, the works. It's wonderful.

>>171551
Sounds fuckin great, bro.
How much does a visit cost?

>>171551
its easy to not get an STD from a hooker. wrap your dick, don't tongue kiss this stranger you never met, or give/receive unprotected oral. easy.

>>171549
Chris is from Ruckersville. There should have been no shortage of people would want to go even with Chris. Thing is he probably asked the prettiest most delicate little flower he could find if anyone.
Imagine a sweet girl being approached by some fat dude with long hair and make up to go to fuckin NASCAR

>>171552

Well I'm an eurofag but from what I saw on TV (these were Texan clubs) in America they are pretty pricey. Like in the documentary I saw about Texan brothels you have a starting price from like 250 dollars or so and then you need to negotiate. However, in my country the club I go to I pay 50 euro's all in. And when you pay 75 euro to a 100 you get all extra's like a nice bubble bath etc.
The way I see it is like a woman would go to a spa, you go there to get a nice massage (you can get those too), have a drink, talk, nice bubble bath.
From all the years I have been going to them, only a small like 15% was a negative experience. In example a girl who didn't enjoy her job, but for the rest of those years I've had met the most wonderful girls.
It's easy to rip on hookers you know, but to me I have very fond memories of them. Not to mention the fact that when you visit them you get more relaxed around women so it's easier to find a girl friend or one night stand.
Specially going out after you went to a brothel, you're so mellow because you already got laid.

>>171553

Oh but I always kiss hookers. Some allow you to french kiss them (rare) but I kiss them and heck I love eating pussy so I always 69 with them. And still, never had an STD.

Above.
Disgusting.

For once, Chris has more respect.

>>171558

To each his own dude. Don't knock it till you try it is what I say.

>>171559
This. Unless of course you rather be a virgin with rage.

>>171556
you gave unprotected oral to a sex worker who has probably seen other clients that same day? i am pretty sexually open, but man...that just sounds unwise.

>>171562

What can I say? I'm a pervert, theres no length I won't go to to make a girl cum.

  >>171567

>>171568

haha see? Even Chris knows.

>>171569
The master of sex dat Chris

>>171573

Nah, when it comes to being a pervert, people always say Chris is but he isn't.
Now me, I would fuck a fatty, a tranny, post or pre-op hell even a handle bar mustached leather gay if I thought it would get me places.
I would eat Pixyteri's pussy if need be.
Lot's of people may call that immoral or disgusting but that's a true perverts way, I call it dedication. Anything with a hole, a pair of tits and a pulse you put your dick in it.
Animals I haven't gotten to yet but fuck it, give me ten years and I may even fuck a she-monkey.
Chris bent his dick with a penis pump, HAH, I was doing shit like that when I was 12 put a hole in my teddy bear and fuck the shit out of it.
THAT'S being a pervert my friends. It's not something you do, it's something you ARE. Balls to bone. You aren't having any fun until the police come to drag you away.

>>171578

Oh, eh, yeah. the actual subject.
Sorry about that. You guys had me all worked up. Please, continue.

Alrighty, who's being jackie again? Will there be emails again?

>>171576

>>171578
It won't be long until we get Rule 34 of her.

Well, this pervert is going to fuck his pillow and go to sleep on his own cum-stains.
Good night everybody, it's been fun reminiscing with you kind folks.
Take it sleazy.

>>171583

watchoutbadass.jpg

Okay, this neither looks or sounds like Chris' writing or drawing and has been posted by an obvious attention whore. I usually look down my nose at people who say this type of shit but... FAKE AND GAY

I have to agree the drawings dont look like Chris, maybe its using pens but idk

The facebook messages sound legit-ish though, but Chris is easy to fake

Wish we had visual or audio cocks to confirm

You now realize that the only reason Chris changed his appearance to a "tomgirl" was to sneak into the mall to loiter more easily.

>>171576

The things you listed are hardly perverted. You sound more like a bisexual trying to be edgy. And wanting to fuck an animal is more pathetic than perverted, since it would be rape and depending on the animal it wouldn't have much of a way to defend itself.

Start spanking it to cannibalism, guro or watersports if you want to sound edgy to people on the internet.

>>171576

Dress as a woman, let Chris buttfuck you, then reveal yourself to be a man and shatter his heart level to 0% as he goes into a crisis

then you will be cool

I still can't get over how he not only thinks he has a chance with Jackie, but also thinks she's real. And he's still trying to aggravate Snyder?

I can't see how the anti-Snyder cards and mall shit were on his own because someone has to be on his ass after what happened in October. He can't be that dense, can he?

>>171608

he is that dense

>>171256
Every fag that pretended to be Tito with the promise of NEW COCKS was always putting on the trollsona act more than him anyway.

>>171609
But there's no way he wasn't manipulated in doing any of that stuff unless he told by someone to look at the horoscope or agitate Snyder. He has to have some kind of understanding that he's in a lot of deep shit, and the more he behaves like this provoked/unprovoked, the worse it'll be.

Even if Jackie or kim told him not to do it, would he even listen to them?

>>171615
>someone told him to look at the horoscope so he would renew his love quest

>>171590
Chris' writing style isn't all that easy to fake. I guess if you Capitalized Words Unnecessarily and used weird phrases that would be pretty close, but only Chris could have come up with some of the shit posted on that Facebook.

If it is a Chris impersonator, it's an extremely good one who also happens to have new pictures of Chris to post.

>>171627

Eh, as much as I sometimes find our stonecutter overlords somewhat annoying, they're usually pretty quick to chime in and put ween trolls pretending to be Chris in their place, and have never done it before themselves (as far as I can recall, anyway).

Till we get word from them, I'm willing to believe this is true.

>>171633
No, this is /cwc/ you follow the rules

1. Bitch about no new Chris and that it is all hoarded
2. When Chris lulz is presented you call the OP fake and gay and drive them off the site
3. Rinse and repeat

Why does /cwc/ always revert to fucking A-log everytime Chris comes back? And here I though we were making something of ourselves..

>>171641
>And here I though we were making something of ourselves...

We are, and that something is spasts and spurgs.

>>171641

So this is why Chris has been instructed not to let anybody that isn't troll-approved friend him on Facebook.

Could whoever is pretending to be Jackie this week have Chris make a video about how much he loves cheese conies , it would be new cocks and it could be used to troll conies as well , 2 for one , I'm betting he faps to the show as well

"HE GIVES A BAD NAME TO ALL US cheese conies"

>>171661
...no, that's because Chris is a paranoid retard who thinks everyone trying to friend him is a troll. That he's right is just coincidence.

>>171669

Any videos would be interesting, but only if how much they got around could be contained; as soon as Chris found out they were leaked he would probably go back into full-time PS3 mode, and no one wants that.

>>171669
I would think an image of Chris saying he loves ponies on Facebook would be enough...
BUT a video, nonetheless, with our favorite lolcow saying he loves ponies...

>>171675

>That he's right is just coincidence.

And sadly, the closest thing to an actual insight into his life he's likely to ever get.

>mfw Ali Baboo was a failed troll and doesn't have any cocks

  >>171706
This was better

>>171620
>memebase watermark
>has "meme" in the filename
I seriously hope you don't do this.

>>171578
Well that was fast.

>>171725

New cocks and your concern is the fucking watermark on some homosexual deviant anon's bullshit drivel.

>>171727

>>L.B. S-1
>>McD
>>S.Bucks
>>FB
>>MLP
>>acc
>>TRU
>>FsQ
>>Pop.

And that's not even half of them. Has Chris always used so many abbreviations before? The McD thing I knew about, FB as abbreviating Facebook's pretty widespread, and in the past he's used C-Ville and stuff, but it seems he's layering them on fast and thick now. Or am I merely underestimating his laziness?

>>171620
Sure is cute when the underagedB& use 'memes'.

It would be cool if whoever is pulling Chris-chan's strings would convince him to make his Facebook no longer private.

you homosexual deviants better thank me for revealing all this cocks

>>171728

>>171729
I'm assuming he's posting it from his 3DS, and he's too lazy (surprise!) to type out the complete word[s].

I don't think any of us have discussed the lemonade stand thing. Is there anymore information related to that?

>>171700
Maybe he just got sick of being told to gtfo.

>>171753
Or he learned to take a hint.

>>171737
I don't know what your tripcode is after subsnefo so maybe you're a fake, but was the genie bs really necessary? I don't care one way or the other about the whole "MASTER TROLL THORG" thing. We give a lot of unsolicited criticism to you guys, so it's only fair that you take the piss out of some of the more spastic users by flaunting yourselves and ego-stroking when you drop cocks. But honestly this whole halibaloo was an outright nuisance. I'm seriously disappointed that anybody here was willing to put up with those shenanigans in the scrotum thread. Don't do that ever again. Please. For the love of Godbear...

>>171759
>implying stonecutters had anything to do with ali baboo

>>170972

  PROTIP: the FB acc't is fake. Talked to Barb and Rocky, Chris is not allowed out of the house on his own since the orig. gAME pLACE incident. Snyder tried to bring up the fb posts, and ips don't match. YOU FUCKIN' GULLIBLE FUCKS.

It is not like you can't call ppl up, but yeah, you cowardly retards can't SE at all.

>>171768

As if the courts in bumfuck virginia could subpoena facebook for the IP addresses and get them within the short time the account has been active.

>>171769
Why did you respond to that drivel?

>>171770

Because I am a fancy-pants lawyer.

>>170967
Eh, that's not really such a big deal, guy's old, he came from a different era. Sex wasn't a big deal back then, losing your virginity around your thirties was pretty common.
Although they did get married and have kids a lot quicker though.

>>171768
So this Ali Baboo fagget is the one running the account? It all makes sense now!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE

But it admittedly sounds a lot different from our Chris. and Baboo has proved himself to be a homosexual deviant, so I wouldn't be surprised if he was just trying to troll /cwc/.

>>171779
Getting certain info about Chris before anybody else does is like winning the lottery, but Ali Baboo proved himself to be a homosexual deviant by bragging it almost everywhere, hell he's shit on the CWCki forum with two goddamn threads saying how "amazing" he is.

Ok, you got us cuzzes. It's all totally fake. Now you'd better go back to spurging out over ADF, or Atlus and Dr Serbia's divorce proceedings.

>>171784

I call bullshit. Tito was never black!

Why don't you update the CWCki?

>>171792

Chris reads it. If it was him he'd know he was being taken for a ride again. I suppose it'd solve the question on whether or not it's actually him though.

>>171425
>jokes on you I was only pretending to be retarded

Are people seriously suggested that an account with a bunch of photos of Chris we've never before seen on it, replied to by a bunch of separate accounts, with a bunch of comments that all sound exactly like things Chris would say is fake?

>>171806
No, I assume they're suggesting the FB account is real, but the screenshots of his wall are shops.p

I dunno, I guess I'm probably being a huge faget, but although some of these screencaps look fine, some (especially the ones ali bob or whatever he calls himself linked to on yfrog instead of uploading) look really really off. It's the capitalisation - Chris doesn't capitalise words at random, he capitalises important words as well as things he's heard or that he thinks are phrases. Some of these caps have like every other word capitalised.

>>171102
>Chris is insufferable
>ZOMG U HAET CHRIS!11!! Y U HAET CHRIS?

my god this is some tasty cocks

>>171842

They are dildos, not real cocks.

>>If you like me please tell me

It's like an spastic antiterrorist slogan.

>>171854
Why does he think that it makes him look better to say that than to use the attraction sign?

When Barb dies he will get pussy. All that needs to happen is for him to go to the local bar and make it public that he lives alone in a house and just inherited whatever meager savings and assets they own. Some con artist chick will lay the pussy on his virgin bent dick and he will be so sprung he will sign her onto everything. Then she will clean him out.

>>171856

Haha! no.

>>171856

Joke's on her. When Barb dies, Chris will bottom out any insurance money in six months tops. Our hypothetical gold-digger will clean him out of his make-up stash, a cum-encrusted PS3, a fridge full of Hungry Man dinners, and a dozen pairs of DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.

>>171858
I think that would have a similar impact on Chris as would the loss of a home, car and life savings would on the normal man. Sounds good to me.

holy shit he is still stuck on his high school graduation.

>>171856
>>When Barb dies he will get pussy.

And then he'll call the coroner. ZING!

>>171856

>Why does he think that it makes him look better to say that than to use the attraction sign?

My guess would be, he never really got what exactly about the attraction sign made him look like a retard, he just kinda took Barb's word for it, and as far as he's concerned, this is something completely different.

They're hating on the Ali at the berry. intro loves you, great sultan of the julaaay .

The worst part of all of this in my opinion is that the only person he even slightly listens to is Barb, and he still steals from her and lies to her and disagrees with her on a number of things. When she dies, he'll accept zero input from anyone.

I'm not saying this because Chris is dangerous or violent or strong, but having worked with spastic adults, I know what can happen. If Chris refuses to accept any authority at all or accept advice or direction from others, he'll have to be institutionalized. He's already extremely hostile to the police and authority figures. He was at least slightly more restrained before Bob died. Barb got upset with him for giving cops the finger, and he just complains about her being wrong and hurting his feelings. I don't so much fear for what harm he'll do to others, I fear for Chris. He's seriously getting out of control.

>>171886
I love you too, introMAN.

>>171905

>>171887
Really, it's Barb's fault for not allowing Chris to be disciplined.

>>171938
>>171905
>ITT: Poor jelly white boys.

>>171954
forgot my pic

>>171956
This won't happen, because all the other children, even Cole have better places to live than that shithole, none of them will bother to go to buttfuckvile VA to try and claim it , because they don't want to pay to demolish it so they can have a sellable empty lot

>>171956

>a guy who has his own career as a film critic.

You weren't there for the Cole threads we've had the past three months, were you?

>>171887
This is going to be e-psychiatry at its best, so bear with me:

I dunno that Chris is as much "out of control" as he is just acting out. Outside of his dog dying, Bob's death is the first time he had to deal with any actual tragedy in his life. Since his parents were lazy fucks, he probably has no idea how to process it, which is why he's acting out. He's angry because his dad died and this is his way of acting out.

>>171956
>A guy who has his own career as a film critic

I dunno if "career" is the right word...

>>171957

Pretty much what I think too.

From what (admittedly little) we know, they all have careers and families, and didn't want that much to do with Bob (when he was still alive), Barb or Chris.

What I think may happen is them seeing themselves, as next of kin, forced to get involved after Chris inevitably skips paying a few taxes too many and is eventually declared judicially incompetent.

>>171973
Chris barley reacted when he died, he was sad for a few weeks then went back to PS3 and love quest

I doubt he even remembers who Bob is besides that mean guy who used to tell him what to do

Cole is a pompous fag, but do we know if he makes a decent living from his shitty writing or not?

>>171979

There is absolutely no proof that he makes anything besides occasional scratch from writing critiques. He's not notably published in any periodicals or signed with any group (other than perhaps Rotten Tomatoes, but for all I know he just puts his crap up there and gets no remuneration from the website for it).

It's much more likely that he has a day job that he's too conceited to talk about or is sponging off his wife, which would make sense as the moonshine doesn't usually fall far from the outhouse in Barb's lineage.

>>171976
What did you want him to do, start a memorial fund?

He has no friends. He has, for all intents and purposes, no family outside of Barb. He doesn't have a job. He's not in school. What else would Chris have done but play PS3 and shit himself?

I'm not saying that Chris is emotionally inconsolable about Bob's death, but he's obviously acting out in the aftermath of it.

Tito, you are one ugly nigger.

>>171988
I don't think so

I think his behavior is related to Bob's death, but not because Chris is grieving, its more because Bob isn't there anymore to keep him from doing this shit.

How long before you are doxed BTW Tito?

Waymuu/Bluespike- done
Krappleguy- long done
Canine- long done
Ickeriss- long done
Podmonkey- done
Siana and Chris Duckworth- major done
Atlus- enjoying it now

Surfshack Tito- COUNT THE DAYS

>>171991
see >>171905
work on clydecash now.

>>171992

That's not the real Tito.

Clyde Cash/Mao/Lars/some little Asian fuck. Workin' on it!

>>171994
There is a sign with an arrow pointed as Tito, and he flipped out like a bitch too. That is proof alright.

>>171995
Clyde was Lars?

>>171991

Atlus was known back when 000 was still functional. The little fucker didn't exactly hide himself.
I remember asking him when he opened n0chan if he was a complete idiot who didn't give a fuck or a masachist. Running an anonomous chan with your real name out in public... just asking for it. At least m00t got the reward of being famous to counter the constant choas and drama. I see why he bailed, I really do.

>>170932

Well he has a bit of a point. If he hadn't hung around nerds and geeks with no balls he would have at least been bullied face to face. Plus jocks only bully you so much before they get bored of it and simply leave you alone or even try to befriend you out of pity. There is no pity on the internet. None.

>>171983

Or he simpy provides all the free shit that goes along with working in even blog media. People send you things, such as free tickets and dvds. Hell you even get hats and t-shirts. Now if he was a food critic, he could literally put food on the table for free. Try blogging about food for a month with your address listed on the website. Do a semi decent job and bam, free trips to god knows where to taste god knows what and a whole crate of ramen noodels. Never go hungry again.

>>172016
Why is it that, all through history, soup has been the food of the poor? You would think that soup would somehow eventually wiggle it's way up the value chain.

>>171905
If that is really him, Tito looks like he could be a son of Michael Clarke Duncan.

>>172026
Soup is very easy to make and isn't very filling.

>>172016

Cole's blog that nobody but the average CWC-following spurg visits once or twice after finding out about him on the CWCki nets him free swag?

>>172026
soup stretches out a tiny bit of ingedients to feed many people

Anyone get this in their email?
"Thank you for donating and caring about children with cancer too. I would like also to make you aware of the change of location of the lemonade stand in June. It will be located at 100 Albermarle Square in Charlottesville, VA. Have a good day, Christian W. Chandler."

>>172049

Doubtful. I remember shortly after Bob died we had a couple of threads probing into Cole Smithy's life inspired by people asking whether or not he'd give a damn and what reasons he had to resent Bob.

A tripfag (I'm positive with a feminine name) claimed to be a paid blogger IRL and conducted more research into Cole than anyone else could be arsed. She only turned up a single publicized review in a chickenshit local paper and a few attendances at film festivals. We concluded that Cole's status as a film critic are mostly self-aggrandizement as he does little besides drop reviews on his website and Rotten Tomatoes.

Cole's either not the primary breadwinner in his family or otherwise has an undisclosed day job. We know that he's quite self-conscious about his origins in the traditionalist South and is probably affecting an ego to compensate. He might be embarrassed of his white-collar nine-to-five.

  >>172070
I heard he was shacked up with this guy, and that's why Bob blew his wad all over him. Bob will stomach homosexual deviants under his roof, we saw that with Chris. But furries? Bob will go into "Hobo with a Shotgun" mode.

>>172070
Wait, Cole isn't a real film critic? Then how did he get on Rotten Tomatoes? How did he make Toy Story 3's 98% rating possible if he has no credibility?

>>172074
He went to film school, maintains a website, and has been published in Village Voice and some alternative "indie" or hard-left ezine type things. So he's a critic, but with less credibility than joblo or theagonybooth.

No one's been able to find any place else he's been published.

>>172078
I forgot about those electronic magazine articles he does infrequently. I think they get him advance tickets for a particular review.

But we're getting off-topic! The point is that Bob's kids probably won't be "picking Chris' bones" for the estate once Barb keels. The other kids just don't give a fuck one way or another. Neither Bob's son nor his daughter even showed at his funeral.

The son is a dentist and the daughter is a mathematician, so they're not hurting enough for cash to trick a fat retard out of his collapsing roach motel.

  >>170995
Actually this war never ended.

http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news/nation/2012/01/205_68240.html

Also this trailer is so fucking weird, possibly a rift leak from an alternate timeline.

>>171759

Thorg's trip never changed, he doesn't post here any more, and this Ali guy has got fuck all to do with stonecutters.

>>172068
Isn't it possible that his being out of control is a result of his acting out?

I'm not disputing that he is "rebelling" after Bob died; I'm just saying that he didn't think to himself "that fuck Bob finally dropped, time for me to go hog-wild!"

>>172097
I dont think anyone thinks that's the case either.
I just think there was an awful lot of shit that Bob kept in check and now we're seeing Chris without Bob in his life. Nothing to do with the impact of Bob's death.
Chris does not give a flying fuck that his father is death.
He's not long gone and there's not one mention of him on Chris' page. All we see is Chris distraught because "I CAN'T GET ANY CHINA! >:("

>>172065
You mean at Chandler's Bakery in Albemarle Square?

>>172105

Not entirely true.

>Cwcville Helps
>In Honor Of: My father, who died of cancer, Mr. Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.

>>172112

I was replying to a post saying there wasn't any mention of him, not that he gave a shit.

>>172111
Hahaha, nicely done, anon.

>>172112

Yes, we all know Chris is a soulless, emotionless monster who should be wiped from the face of the Earth in the name of all that is holy.

So, that is what Chris is basically planning to do next?