Hi Chris-Chan

>A-Log and his nakama
What nakama? SpaceScreaminJohn, MsUmlaut and NeuGristle87 betrayed him, Wacky Ben ran away and it turns out that Pikachu0Z wasn't even A-Log's friend to begin with.

There's only ISLAVERDE29 left.

The fuck is going on in this thread?

alog's a hacker?

What is OP talking about? A-Log beats up trannies?

  We need more people to get on webcam and stand up to this sick man! Everyone thinks underage girls are at least somewhat attractive! Right, Dae?

A lot of the humor on A-Log's ED page comes from his videos and related links. I think most of it'll be lost in printout form.

It WOULD be interesting to see what Dad-Log makes of his son's desire to screw his mother, though.

Does anyone ever prank call A-log?

>>195105
a-log supposedly gets prank called on his radio show all the time

I wish A-log could get a hooker like Chris, but I know he won't. He's too afraid of viruses.

>>195713
Which is odd because I'm sure A-Log's sex drive is about 1000x times higher then Chris with all the hentai/cartoon porn. You would think he would grab the hooker first.

You know, sweating one night, he looks at the words he types and thinks about a milf fantasy coming true.

>>195794
OH LAWD, IS DAT THE NEW A-LOG SAGA?

THE PROSTITUTE GRANNY SAGA.

>>195855
Tits are not big enough.

>>195864
You'll take what we're generous enough to send you, Anthony.

>>195870
Fuck you, it's my money.

LONG LIVE ASSANGE!

A-log is a fucking badass. Don't fuck with him you speds; you'll regret it. I was like you guys once. One day I tried to troll A-log at his doorstep. BIG FUCKING MISTAKE. As soon as he saw me, he beat the ever-loving shit out of me and I had to wear a full-body cast for months, I still walk with a limp and I will walk in a limp for the rest of my life because of that beast. I'm just lucky he let me live. Anon, heed the advice of an experienced troll wh hard way: don't fuck with A-log. He assured me he wouldn't be so merciful to any of my "buddies" that crossed his path.

>>196002
Hi JenkinsJinkies

>>196002
That's nothin' man, the spirit of his late childhood dog, Lady, came and tore at my soul... EMOTIONALLY.

She'll be in my dreams, in my nightmares.

Fresh SpaceScreaminJohn cocks

>>195794

How do you know he hasn't?

Maybe he did and just hasn't told anyone about it.

>>197058
From May 2011. Real fresh, brah.
Also, lame as fuck.

>>197061
Bare in mind, A-Log still lives with his mom. As supposedly liberal as she is, I think she'd object to her son bringing sex workers to her home.

Has he said anything about Chris getting laid yet?

>>197063
The phrase is "bear in mind" as in to "bear arms". Not "bare" as in someone being naked.

  >>197858

>>195794
Well, going by his internet activities, A-Log is probably more genuinely interested in cartoon women than real ones. If he had enough money, I guarantee you he would commission cartoon porn before he would ever pay for a hooker.

Though, to be honest, he'd probably be hard pressed to find a MILF hooker that in any way lived up to the "ILF" part. He's probably better off fapping to drawn females.

Given how A-Log acted when Anonymous was changed to Krapple as the default name on /cwc/, I like to imagine the newest name change has him thinking that the charismatic English adventurer and billionaire Richard Branson now has some part in trolling him.

>>197940
Hey there, chaps. I've just come up with a marvellous new way to troll ol' LoGatto (did you know his surname means 'lover of cats', by the way? How amusing!)

I'll get in my balloon and chart a course for Staten Island. I'll hover outside his house and shout "JUUUUUUULLAAAAAAY!! JUUUUUUULLAAAAAAY!!! HEY A-LOG, SHOW US YOUR SIX INCH FOX DICK!! JUUUUUULAAAAAY! JUUUUULAAAAY!!" through his bedroom window at him.

We could call it the Virgin Saga. It'll be smashing!

>>197943

It's a lovely Idea. You can crash at my place during the siege!

>>197953

Wheren't you spanish?

>>197954

A bit, why?

>>197955

I'm just curious. I thought you were currently residing in Spain.

>>197910
A-Log has been drowning his sorrows in Skullgirls and suggestive pictures of cartoon moms on deviantArt, tears rolling down his jowly cheeks.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>197962
I used to watch Goof Troop all the time when I was a kid. Given all the Rule 34 of Peg that's been popping up over the last few years, I'm quite glad I don't remember any of it.

DAT ASS

>>197990

My theory is that almost any character voiced by Tress MacNeille (Gadget, Callie Briggs, Peg Pete, etc.) has the ability to rustle many a fanboy's jimmies.

She even had her own fanboy from hell stalker at one time (Google up the name Dennis "Quozl" Falk).

I'm amazed such little shit has been thrown his way, considering he'll happily throw shit at CWC.

>>197995
Huh, I didn't know Tress MacNeille did her voice. Makes sense though.

I'm more partial to Grey DeLisle myself.

>>197998
HI A-LOG! Thanks for letting us know which voice actors you masturbate to.

>>197995
Or it could just be that most of those characters were rather sexualized, as far as cartoons go.

Hasn't it been confirmed already that A-Log would fap to anything with hips and large breasts?

>>198052

Pulse is optional most likely

>>198052
Well, I think you've accurately described most normal men.

>>198095
Would you fuck this?

'Cause A-Log would.

I wish SpaceScreaminJohn was still around. I'd give anything to know how A-Log feels about Chris losing his virginity.

>>198095
By that definition he would therefore be able to fap to CWC


...actually scratch that, he probably has by now

>>197960

Nah. I live in New York City. I just have a Mexican grandmother.

>>198135

So...where's the spanish part?

>>198140

I just told you?

Mexicans are Spanish so thus I am a quarter Spanish.

>>198148

....

>>198148
Spanish = Spain

>>198128
>implying that A-Log doesn't fap to Chris all night, erry night.

>>198148
>mexicans are spanish

herp derp

>>198166
Go easy on Yasmin. He's a 30 year old white guy trying to come up with a backstory for his character.

  ALogArchives keeps adding more and more videos. This one's a new one on me, though.

>>198171
>Attacking an old woman after she nearly died.
Stay classy, A-Log.

>>198148

I hope that was a poor trolling attempt, but in case it wasn't:

Mexicans are not spanish just because they speak spanish. Are brits americans because they speak english?

Being from Spain myself I expected there'd be some truth behind your claims to be spanish, that's why I asked. If you say you're spanish, it's implied you live in Spain. But as I see, you don't, and you don't even have spanish heritage, just mexican.

That's enough /cwc/ for today, I see...buenas noches.

>>198184

Umm, sorry dude just thought that counted as Mexico is a part of the Hispanosphere. Meant no disrespect

  >>198171
This one's even better. There's some real gems in it.

>"Not only is he giving autistics a bad name, he's giving porn a bad name."

WTF?

>>198189

I won't get mad over it, it's a country, not my gal-pal.

>>198192
I just want to see that vid where A-Log does standup about Chris. But it's lost in the cosmos...

>>198184
>Are brits americans because they speak english?
It should have been "Are Americans brits because they speak english?". Because, you know, that's where the language comes from.

>>198212
Keep the faith, brother. It'll turn up one day.

  ALOG and his cheese hat . . .

  Here's the infamous one that got taken off of youtube for some reason where ALOG tries not to get aroused by Richard Kuta in diapers.

  >>198128
Here's probably the closest answer from A-Log we're going to get about that.

Goddamn, I just can't watch A-log videos - there isn't a single one I haven't turned off after the first few seconds. He's just so... awkward. Chris is a better public speaker than him. Everything he does is like a spoof of bad acting, only not funny at all.

  I think I found something worse than his Christmas song

ALog getting into the finger paint.

ALog in his natural state

DAT body language

The only role A-Log could play

>>197995

http://web.archive.org/web/20030514145917/www.crushyiffdestroy.com/show-article.php?file=falk

You're welcome.

>>198508
How old is that photo? Based on that, A-Log looks like he could be attractive if he lost weight.

I bet tons of hot, big bootied, chesty moms would be all over him. We know he is pretty popular with them already, but just imagine if he shed a few pounds!

>>198525
Older women like a few extra pounds, it gives them an in with food and drink.

>>198338
i also found myself unable to watch a-log videos until the wolfdork.com ones. you're really missing out if you haven't seen him try to interact with other people.

>>198525
It's two years old.

Weird Al's expression says a thousand words about what a joy it is to be near A-Log

>>198212
He actually did this? Saw his other two stand-ups, shits dreadful, but I can't imagine this.

>>198340

>>198340
a pretty cool guytmas song?

>>198694
Yep, he did.

>>198694
I think that was a lot of /cwc/'s first exposure to A-Log. It was awful. He went "JUUUUUUULAAAAAY!" and everything.

>>198508

Hi Jared Milton!

>>198923
Lolwut? Jared Milton?

You must be one of A-Log's little spergy pals, because everybody else knows that Jared Milton's an actor.

>>198508
Is A-Log playing a zombie here or something?

>>198340
Jesus christ his standup is an assault on comedy itself. I'd heckle his ass even if it meant me getting kicked out. Noone deserves to listen to that shit.

  What the fuck is this? I... What?

  A-Log, looking like a giant turd, talking about getting his ass when he was a kid by everyone in his karate class. That was somehow supposed to relate to a video of a homeless guy getting beat up.

>>198925

I think it's a murder mystery party?

  A-Log threatening to whack Chris with a stick.

>>201643
Nice to know that people had such faith in A-Log's acting ability that they gave him the role of the corpse.

>>201641
Because of the color of his shirt, I always think he's naked in this video.

>>201641

>"What makes it worse- the guy was black."

Oh fuck you, A-log. Fuck. You.

>>201650
This is actually something that intrigues me about A-Log - his attitude towards people of other races.

A-Log is actually very racist, but in a very indirect way. He seems to believe that only white people can be racist and that just because somebody is black, they deserve preferential treatment and that, if they're not given it, things will go horribly awry so it's best to appease them.

He's commented before on how Funimation in Texas don't have a lot of black voice actors and, along with the fact that they're from the South, seems to take this as definitive proof of them being racist.

We already know that his black OCs in his Life in the '80s sitcom were terrible stereotypes, but in addition, he's actually made some really racist inferances before himself, seemingly without even realizing it.

I think it was in his reaction to Chris' blackface Mr. Popo video, he made some comment along the lines of "Why do you hate black people? Did they rape someone you know?" Seeming to imply that that's what black people do. They rape.

He's also commented before that if you make racist statements about black people you should expect them to come around to your house and respond with violence.

I suspect A-Log is actually on some level afraid of black people and thinks that if he offends them, they'll beat him up or something like that. That would make sense as a white socially awkward kid growing up in New York where saying the wrong thing in certain company (as A-Log is wont to do) could land him in trouble.

>>201669
>We already know that his black OCs in his Life in the '80s sitcom were terrible stereotypes, but in addition, he's actually made some really racist inferances before himself, seemingly without even realizing it.

Hohohoho, yes, i remember that.

Here's an exert from said pilot's script:

>(the scene switches to two black kids, one male, one female, standing by a boom box playing a rap song. The first black kid is wearing a leather jacket, ADIDAS without the laces, a black backwards baseball cap, and dresses like Run DMC. He is doing some break dancing moves near his boom box. The black girl wearing a purple shirt with the words "Valley Girl", blue jeans, and white sneakers with the yellow Day-Glo socks. Her hair is done in the mushroom style of Tootie from The Facts of Life. The rap-obsessed boy is Teshawn Jones, and the black Valley Girl is Jade Althazar.)

>Jamie: (approaches Teshawn and Jade) Hey guys.

>Teshawn: (stops break dancing) Jamie! What's up, my homie! (shakes his hand and pats him on the back) How's it going, man?

>>201669

''I suspect A-Log is actually on some level afraid of black people and thinks that if he offends them, they'll beat him up or something like that.''

Doubt it in all honesty, more likely worried they'd steal his computer so he can't fap to furries, write horrid fanfics, make more cwc rants.

And yes I don't know how to redtext I am fully aware my newfag is showing

>>201891

Use >

to make this

>into redtext

>>201669
B-B-BUT BLACKFACE IS ILLEGAL!

>>201669
But he does have fanfics of him having Ghetto Booty sex with Sierra and the other next door black girl.

>>201669

That isn't "racism." It's being aware of your white privilege.

>>202004
Agreed. Being white is awesome.

>>201669
He also said Chris should go to jail for wearing blackface and refereed to the south as "where the racists live."

>>201669
I grew up being the only white kid near NYC, so I can confirm this.

You say something that doesn't appease people and you're outnumbered, you run a big risk. I don't even mean that as a racist comment. Happened to my black friends if we were in a majorly white place, like my highschool.

You always run a risk and for A-Log to be a fat nerdy socially awkward white kid in an area that could most definitely had been majorly black, it makes sense.

In a way, it's kinda like he's raceshielding.

>>201669
I'm not sure if he realizes he's being racist, much like Chris he doesn't really understand things and takes a cartoonish approach which involves applying popular stereotypes or cliches he remembers.

I wonder what A-Log thinks the southern US is like and how he formed his opinion. His "racist southerners" belief makes me think of him being like a generic poorly educated foreigner who only knows of the US through opinionated summaries and television.

>>202151

People like A-Log seem to just parrot whatever the popular opinions phrased in a humorous, satirical tone prevail on the internet. He's talked about Barack Obama being one of the greatest things to happen to the U.S.A., but I'll bet that if we asked him who he supports in the coming election he'd say Ron Paul for no other reason than Paul's online cult.

>>202202
I bet A-Log would get really love that Chris voted Obama for no reason whatsoever.

>>202243
really hate*

>>198924

Well, a-log wanted to do a rant on him so....only figures he didn't get the fact he's an actor. HI A-LOG!

>>201997
I love that he wrote that in honor of Black History Month and didn't seem to think that it was the least bit inappropriate.

  And who could forget about this gem, at 0:19, where A-Log explains the greatest threat facing our children's futures at the moment and his 'final' solution to it...

>>202304
Can somebody shoop A-Log's face onto this picture?

>>202304
I like how A-Log's hatred of Chris makes him disagree with Chris even when agreeing with him would be to A-Log's benefit.

A-Log's hatred of Chris-chan is so irrational that Chris could be standing there talking perfect sense and A-Log would still disagree with him.

>>202329
In one video he argues with Chris when he is reading medical facts from wikipedia about autism.

Sometimes, I think A-Log is actually stupider than Chris. His ignorance of how the world actually works can lead him to make statements that can only be described as bizarre.

>>202333
Hard to say. For what it's worth, A-Log is better spoken than Chris and is a better writer, so he comes off as smarter. But at times, A-Log will say things that just make you wonder if he knows about much at all outside of anime and cartoon porn, like when he made the comment that Bush got booted after his second term. Maybe he just worded it that way for effect, but it makes me wonder if he really doesn't understand term limits.

Also, despite having apparently been aware of 789chan for some time, he was still confused by Anonymous being changed to Krapple and instead of trying to figure out what could be the reason for the change or who Krapple really was, he just imagined Krapple as another trolling group that had settled here and was out to get him. And then there is his obvious and very Chris-like inability to understand the purpose of websites and what people want to/don't want to hear on them. I'm sure nobody on his WWOEC hugbox would be able to (or want to) help him with his internet trolls, but he complains there anyway, in the process revealing his ignorance about the purpose of ED and implying that he thought they really were something more than just "4chan rejects". I think what takes the cake is when he implied that the ultimate goal of the trolls is his eventual death, another Chris-like fear. Could have been hyperbole, but some part of me really doubts it. Hasn't he also demonstrated that he has just as tenuous of a grasp on the difference between real people and made-up internet personas as Chris?

If anything, he is stupider than Chris in that he probably has a higher basic intelligence than CWC, but at the same time he demonstrates a Chris-like level of ignorance about many things, extremely poor decision making (slapping his real name on even his most shameful of exploits), and a similar inability (or lack of desire) to figure out basic facts before forming opinions.

>>202380
He seems really similar to Chris the major difference A-log went to a school tailored to help people on the autistic spectrum.

>>202381
(Continued: What really is a shame is that if Chris and his fellow autistics put their ridiculous grudges and self hatred to the side they'd see they have lots of stuff in common and could probably be friends)

>>202385
That's the funny thing, though. A-Log doesn't want a friend in Chris, no matter what. A-Log receives more satisfaction, validation, and whatever else from viewing Chris as a worthless piece of shit to be hated and tormented than he ever would from having him as a friend.

>>202380
>A-Log is better spoken than Chris
I dunno, man. Chris doesn't stutter as much as A-Log. Sometimes it can be quite annoying when he's trying to say something or make a wisecrack trying to be clever, only to fuck it up, try again, fuck it up again, and then, finally fucking get it right, right when the moment's gone.

A-Log wants to be this quick-witted, smart Alec-y character who always has a clever one-liner, but doesn't have the ability to.

>>202380
The whole '4chan rejects' thing is another good example of A-Log's lack of understanding on how websites work.

He described ED as 'a load of 4chan rejects who got kicked out for being too lame'.

>Getting kicked out
>Of 4chan
>For being lame

>>202651

>>202651
To be honest, I kind of suspect that that was A-Log attempting to calm his nerves regarding the whole ED thing.

Whether he'll admit it or not, that ED article turning up really scared him. If it didn't, he wouldn't check back there every day to see if there was anything new.

He's had access to his previously hacked YouTube account for some time now, but has yet to do anything new with it. He's not making videos, even after paying for the privilege of doing so using his mom's credit card.

His little hugbox has fallen apart, with those that haven't betrayed him outright disappearing off the Internet to avoid being trolled.

It's obvious, at least to me, that by saying those sort of things he's attempting to dismiss ED to make himself feel better.

>>202380

>A-Log is better spoken than Chris and is a better writer

HI A_LOG

>>202653

All the while no one has given him a taste of his own medicine making a rant about him. Moral Victory?

I know how this is gonna sound, but after reading A-Log's script, i got this weird urge to rewrite it. Yeah, i know most of it is stolen from a Clone High episode, but i thought "eh, screw it" and did it anyway.

This is about as far as i got.

>>202685
Homor, this needs to stop. The fanfiction. You seem to either think you can improve on what lolcows make, or simply wish to see it continued. Neither of those options paints a very good picture of you...

>>Yeah, i know most of it is stolen from a Clone High episode

You did this with the fake Sonichu pages. Only then you were criticizing Chris for his lack of originality... which turned out to be your lack of originality.

>>but i thought "eh, screw it" and did it anyway.

And that's a justification several of the lolcows have used when they rip stuff off..

>but i thought "eh, screw it" and did it anyway.
>And that's a justification several of the lolcows have used when they rip stuff off.

That's also a justification for peeing in a public urinal even though you're uncomfortable, what's your point?

I personally would say that A-Log is "better" than Chris-Chan in a total sum of respects, but I'm positive from TrollShieldinJohn's correspondences with him that claiming the opposite is the surest way to penetrate his nonchalant veneer and make him seethe.

I've never thought A-Log was horrible because I actually think he's a pretty cool guy. I just think it's pitiful that he thinks that counts for anything. It's like he's bragging about being the thinnest kid in fat camp.

>>202700

Alphas use urinals. Stalls are for betas.

>>202700

You take a piss in a public urinal because you need to take a piss, not because it'll make you a better person for doing it

A-Log has low self-esteem, because deep down he's aware of how pathetic he is. He fixates on Chris because he wants to find someone he perceives as being more pathetic and make fun of them to feel better about himself.

The problem he has, however, is that he and Chris have so much in common and his attacking Chris for his foibles doesn't magically make A-Log's faults disappear.

You can't use the homosexual deviantry of another as a free pass for your own.

>>202725
Where's all this "better person" stuff coming from?

>>202736
Homor, you made what you made, some people will like it, some people will attack you for it. Let the work speak for itself and just let it go.

>>202742
This conversation got weird.

  >>202521
Here is a fine example of A-Log's mushmouth and inability to express himself eloquently.

Listen to the opening line of this video. He's trying to say that's he's going to make another commentary about Chris-chan, but the way he phrases it makes it sound... Well...

>>202765
>Once again, I'm going toward my target of being Chris-chan!
Goddamn, A-Log just said what we were all thinking.

>>202766
Oh god my sides

Oh fuck, I just noticed that A-Log has closed his YT account.

New video posted on ALog's Blip:
http://blip.tv/alog-tv/interview-with-peter-batholow-of-skullgirls-6077303

>>202776
Do you often notice things that didn't happen?
http://www.youtube.com/user/ALogTV

>>202800

Holy shit, finally a new A-Log video!

skull girls was such a disappointment

the dlc is bullshit, the roster is tiny, it plays like pocket fighter, cerebella's cheap grab super is ridiculously unbalanced, and half the features that have being fighting game standard for years (fucking no movelist?!) are on the "to be patched in later". the lauded tutorial system is also laughably basic for anyone who has ever played a fighting game. even SSF4's trials were better.

/sperg

>>202766

Best A-Log quote ever.

>>202800

>Don't worry about downloading a virus because this is virus free

Why did he mention that?

A-log knows we're never going to stop following him, right?

>>202685
>Narrator: Tonight on Life in The '80s, a very special tribute to the late entertainer Chris Farley.
>Random Voice (monotone): That's not even Chris Farley, that's Andy Kaufman!
>Narrator (monotone): Who gives a crap? They were both terrible.

This was the only funny part.

The rest sucked.

>>202828
A-Log is ridiculously paranoid about viruses for some stupid reason. Never mind the fact that to my knowledge you can't get a virus on a PlayStation3.

I remember him saying that he didn't go on /cwc/ because 'he didn't want to get a virus' and on the WWOEC forum someone links to a porn site to which he asks, tentatively, "Going to that site won't give me a virus, will it?"

The funniest thing is, for all A-Log's ridiculous caution regarding things like that, given his obsession for shotacon and MILFs, he's probably visited sites that are rife with viruses without even a second thought.

>>202841
His sister's boyfriend helped him fix his computer once and it was full of malware and viruses.

>>202841
A-Log lurks here, but he doesn't post because of the aforementioned fear of viruses.

A-Log, if you're reading right now, i'd just like to let you know that no, you can't get a virus from posting here, so feel free to do a Q&A whenever.

I'd LOVE to know A-Log's reaction to Chris losing his virginity.

>>202860
That whole idea is bizarre. Logically, it doesn't even make sense. If you could get a virus from posting on /cwc/, why would people post here?

>>202864
Because in a-logs mind we are super leet hax0rs who are immune to viruses?

I thought a logs stonecutters would talk about the three stooges competition he had. 18 votes were casted and 12 of them were mine.

http://www.madmusic.com/stooges-contest.aspx?cmd=results

>>203066
He can't even communicate clearly in a little thing like this. It's a music contest but he specifically allows skits, and "You can make it about one of the individual Stooges...or all three variations!" shows an impressive level of autism.

>>202875
I think that is probably about right. I imagine that A-Log probably views trolls similarly to how Chris used to view them (and maybe to some extent still does). He seemed genuinely shocked when somebody told him that ED was basically a group of epic weeners.

>>202685
hi homor-log

>>203066
You're gunning for an A-Log On The Airwaves T-shirt, aren't you, Introman?

Someone should call A-Log's radio show, ask him what he thinks of Chris Chan losing virginity, record the whole conversation and upload it to YT.

>>203066

Does anyone seriously listen to A-Log's show? Has anyone ever called in and not trolled him?

>>203288
I've tried to listen to A-Log on the Airwaves a couple of times, but it's just so awful. It's not in the least bit funny, even unintentionally.

I do think it's very amusing that he's clearly so proud of this show, despite the fact that nobody listens to it. He's always bragging about it on Facebook.

>>203373
While chanting 'FOXDICK, FOXDICK, FOXDICK...'

  Knew it.

>>203548
What the fuck does this even mean? This video is so baffling to me.

  >>203562

I think he's imitating the hobo from the beginning of East Hastings.

A-Log's not happy that an article made fun of his major.

>>203768

It's not really asskissing, or brownnosing, if it bashes you, A-Log.

>>203772
I think he means it in the 'kiss my ass' sense of the phrase.

Also, what was he expecting science to determine? Scientists ALWAYS think that arts subjects are useless because of the reductionist way in which they're trained to think.

Among other reasons, naturally.

>>203789
Hi all of tumblr!

>>203802
Hi all of Rationalwiki.

>>203814

Hi Conservapedia

>>203789
Most all of my studies have been centered on "harder" subjects and not art ones, but I will never understand scientists who think ill of artists. That shit is fucking hard and requires a lot of concentration, observation, time, analysis, and constant study. Anybody who thinks the arts are easy is pretty ignorant.

>>203789

I think that "as determined by science" they mean "as determined by statistical analysis", ie looking at employment rates of people with different kinds of degrees.

So how's your popart project going?

>>203823

Precisely my point. The study presumes that the only way to measure whether a degree is worth doing is how likely you are to have a graduate job a certain number of years after finishing it. Nothing to do with how satisfied you are in your work, how much you've gained from doing it personally, its effects on your interpersonal abilities and other elements not specific to a single job, and so on and so on. Not to mention the fact that arts jobs quite simply take longer to get into, because there aren't as many of them, they don't tend to be as profitable, and the skills involved in them don't tend to be as measurable as in scientific jobs (you either know how to do spectroscopy or you don't, whereas things like writing style are much more subjective and difficult to judge, which is why it's harder to break into the arts without both knowledge AND experience).

> So how's your popart project going?

Drama's going pretty well. Since we graduated most of my friends are now at acting school, writing professionally, starting theatre companies, that kind of thing. I've just been shortlisted for a reasonably prestigious playwriting award. Thanks for asking!

>>203847

>The study presumes that the only way to measure whether a degree is worth doing is how likely you are to have a graduate job a certain number of years after finishing it.

Well, it is rather important to be able to earn money.

>>203847

Well, yeah, it presumes that the most important thing to get out of a degree is employment since that's kind of most people's goal while doing a degree since most people don't enjoy being hobos. It's all well and good ~*doing what you love*~ but at the end of the day it's generally considered more important to be able to like, eat and stuff.

>>203847

>drama degree

oh wow

>>203789
There is a vast difference in the difficulty levels of actual scientific enquiry and playing pretend.

Sorry, Dramafag.

Is A-Log getting paid to endorse Skullgirls or something? He seems to be sperging about it everywhere.

Is he involved in the game's promotion?

>>203921

Or it could be the fact that all the characters have mammaries.

>>203921

A-Log probably just masturbates to the characters.

Don't want derail the thread by getting into a big MY SUBJECT R BETAR THEN URS argy-bargy - if anyone's desperate to we can /id/ it - but just quickly...

>>203855
Important but not the whole point of a degree.

>>203880
In most times when there isn't a recession it's possible for a graduate to get a low-level job that allows them to eat even if their degree's not in science. And if the degree helps them do something they love in the long run/allows them to learn about something in which they're interested then great.

>>203916
How fun.
"There is a vast difference in the difficulty levels of legitimate intellectual analysis of media and messing about with bunsen burners.

Sorry, Sciencefag."

It's really not hard to do that, you know.

>>203948

Sorry man, I can't hear you beyond "drama degree". That they even have degrees in that kind of bollocks boggles the mind, although I guess all the acting probably prepares you for your customer services job...

>>203951
I don't really understand who you're trying to impress or what you're trying to prove. This does just go to support my original point though, that quite a lot of science-oriented people automatically dismiss anything that doesn't fall within their field as being worthless, when they literally have no idea what said courses entail and have certainly have never tried to do one. Anyway, if you want to discuss this further I'll create an /id/ thread. This has nothing to do with A-Log.

>>203948

>In most times when there isn't a recession it's possible for a graduate to get a low-level job that allows them to eat even if their degree's not in science.

>When there's a recession, there is no demand for useless degrees
>Where there isn't a recession, people still would only hire you to flip burgers

Can you spergs take the Science vs Arts debate elsewhere?

I thought this thread was about laughing at his six inch fox dick?

>>203951
Eh... why wouldn't they have a degree in it? Just like everything, acting/writing/art/music/whatever can be learned and there are jobs available in those fields. For some people, being good at what they love while having to scrape by on minimal salary during times that they are unable to work in their passion is much more fulfilling than making more money doing something they hate.

If you only pursue a degree and career track because you think it will make you a lot of money, you are probably destined for a life of disappointment. Unless of course the only thing that makes you happy is money, then by all means go for it. I will agree however that putting all your eggs into one basket and not getting a more job-targeted degree as well can potentially put you in a precarious spot if you are unable to find steady work in your passion.

>>203976

Quite. Have started an /id/ thread for if people want to carry on talking about it.

>>203976
Damn it, that was A-Log's plan all along! Get us arguing Science Vs. The Arts and we'll forget about him! He's a clever one, that crafty foxdicked bastard!

So back to A-Log. How many sexy MILF butts has that handsome devil thrust his large, throbbing penis into this month? How many people have reached orgasm to his works of erotic fanfiction? Is A-Log voicing any new anime characters lately?

>>204057
ISLAVERDE29's taken the trolling really poorly.

>>203966

I'm terrible at all things sciency. I work in a care home. You're just getting all hot and bothered at people criticising your useless degree and it's funny.

So... go practice your flipping motions for when the recession ends and your "skills" are back in "demand".

>>204068
His life is crapn'.

>>204073

<- /id/'s that way.

>>203934
So, he's doing this whole thing out of fanboyism and perversion?

That's kind of tragic.

>>204097
> doing this whole thing out of fanboyism and perversion?

Congratulations, you've just described most fans of almost anything.

>>204100

Skullgirls seems to be made precisely with this demographic in mind made by members of this demographic.

Did his dad get sent the fapfics yet?

>>204128
I hope so.

Man, I feel so out of the loop with A-Log.

Pricey's still not over his grudge against Duane, it seems.

>>204305
Pricey, now that we know you lurk here daily, so paranoid are you of being trolled, I'm going to give you some advice.

One of most obvious signs that somebody is a lolcow is an inability to admit that what they're doing is wrong and continuing to do keep doing it. That's why Chris-chan, the man you so despise for 'giving autism a bad name', was such a wonderful lolcow; because he didn't learn. He kept doing the same stupid shit over and over again, never seeming to realize that by doing so he was only attracting negative attention and having the trolls mock him.

I don't know what you've got against Duane, but to keep coming back to him to bitch and trying to prove yourself superior to a severely mentally handicapped person obviously means that it's obviously something deep-seated, Fruedian and kinky.

>>204310

>it's obviously something deep-seated, Fruedian and kinky.

Most universal advertising slogan ever.


Also would making a video giving them a taste of their own medicine be in good taste or bad taste?

>>204310
Yeah, bro, you should make that video apologizing to Duane for all the shit you've said about him.

Or maybe I'll have to come to your house and make you my uke. I'll even buy a pair of fuzzy handcuffs and we'll have so much fun together.

>Implying ISLAVERDE29 wouldn't fucking love that.

>>205014

>>205026
Oh Pricey you sexy piece of manmeat, you.

>>205030
<3

>>203934

>>203066
Oooh, the results are being announced tonight.

Fingers crossed, eh, introMan?

>>205281
If you win, you have to post pictures of you wearing your new A-Log on the Airwaves T-shirt with pride.

A-Log being the most beta man alive.

The WWOEC complaining aboot someone raping their childhood.

You know, I usually don't care for A-Log, but I'm reading on of his fapfics.

How can you fuck up erotica? I don't know, but this guy did. Almost threw up when I saw how nasty 50DDD tits are...

>>206493
>Anthony does have some time to reach over his pants pocket to take a condom. He opens it first, then checks it. When he's done checking, he puts it on.

And shit like this... why do you need to write about fucking condoms? Arrgh.

>>206495
His writing is terrible, its practically all dialogue with no description of setting, emotion or sensation.

Its like reading a script to a horrible, horrible play written by an 8 year old

>>206785
His earlier fapfics were written in a screenplay sort of style. The later, lulzier ones were written as if they were a narrative.

The funniest thing is, A-Log seems to think that this change heralded some improvement in his writing style.

>>206481
There's irony for you.

>>206815
hurrr you understand narrative go flip burgers buttmad coney lel

...I'm sorry, I missed the science/arts sperging and wanted to mock it.

A-log on 9/11

>I was in 10th grade at the time and attending the high school of my private school, Legacy High School. I recall that it was the second week of school, and I came back from Camp Ramapo for the weekend two days prior. The first I heard of the news was hearing my art teacher tell someone that the Twin Towers were blown up. I paid no mind to it, since I remembered hearing of a similar incident in 1993.

>>207526
I say we cry this from the rooftops. Remember all the mock outrage over Twin Falling Towers?

>>207526
Fuck I'd have been a fairly young kid at the time and not even American but the whole class was fucking shocked when we were told about it. How dense you'd have to be to just shrug it off when you were a goddman high schooler.

>>207526
Ew, guess me and A-log are the same age, I was in 10th grade too. Yeah, I got like second hour or something and thry turned on the tv and everyone was stunned. Pretty crazy shit to see. I think I read articles on Something Awful the rest of class since we didn't do shit. We didn't do work in any class the rest of the day, just talked about it.

You dummies were just over-impressed because you didn't recall the similar time they exploded in 1993.

>>207526
>I paid no mind to it, since I remembered hearing of a similar incident in 1993.

Yep because 6 deaths in 1993 is so similar to 2996 deaths in 2001.

>>207575
I don't know what his later reaction to it was, but I guess it is understandable that he thought that way if he really didn't know all the details yet.

ISLAVERDE29 changed his Facebook picture.

>>207973

>mspaint
>reddit
>impotent manchild rage

yup

>>207973
Part of me wants to use that to make a series of unflattering comics, chronicling certain events in ISLAVERDE's life.

Getting friendzoned by MsUmlaut, discovering the Q&A on /cwc/, getting owned by Duane on YouTube...

>>208063

do it

Wouldn't 'forever alone' be a better choice for Pricey?

A-Log's got a new song out. 'Hey Dictator!'

>>209836

Dr. Demento is still broadcasting?

when you search "A-Log" on google, the first thing that comes up is his deviantart page and the rest of the results are unrelated.

When you search for "Anthony Logatto", you get a link to his facebook and a link to a humorous urban dictionary page about him. The ED page doesn't show up on the first page, which is kind of disappointing. I always liked the idea of A-Log trying to spread his name around to promote himself, only to have people who search for him immediately confronted with this ED page.

>>209882
I would imagine google tries to filter out ED pages these days, for multiple reasons.

>>209882
Back when ED was ED.ch, searching for 'Anthony LoGatto' would turn up his ED article as a first result.

I suspect the changeover to ED.se has screwed things up.

Still, it's only a matter of time and pageviews before that gets changed.

>>209899
Oh internet!

>>209901
According to ED, A-Log's article has been accessed 34,773 times. That's more than ADF-Fuensalida and more than Sonmanic.

>>209877
In Albany, Oregon and North Clinton, Iowa it does.

>>209901

This. .se has the pageviews carry over from .ch, but Google counts .se as a completely different site and search results treat it as a less popular, and therefore less relevant result. But eventually, as .ch did when .com died, the results will all point to the article. it's not like he's really relevant for anything else.

>>209945
Surely, as more people go looking for A-Log's ED page, that will become the top result over time anyway, won't it?

You know someone who I always thought had great lolcow potential out of A-Log's little hugbox that we hardly ever see discussed?

YoungMagicalLifeform, a.k.a. ProjectShiningStar, a.k.a. FreedomFighter742, a.k.a. DarthXConalHedgehog. He's autistic as fuck, really easily trolled and quite easy to provoke, but nothing ever came of it.

>>210161

Still think there's untapped potential with A-Log imo. Making him into his worst nightmare of being the next Chris-Chan would be poetic e-justice.

The thing about A-Log is that, really, he was always the next Chris-chan. It's just only been brought into sharp focus now.

  >>210161
Aw, cute. It's be like a real life Tails Gets Trolled.

>>210161
Found his deviantArt...

http://crystalchaospower.deviantart.com/

>>210166
From 'Projects to be published':

>A Sonic Anime Crossover series where Sonic and his friends end up into different worlds from different franchises, Mostly with Mario, Megaman, Legend of Zelda, Kingdom Hearts, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic/Adventures, Pokemon, Didgimon, Kirby, Some Animes, etc

>My Little Pony Adventures (Title might change) takes place from Friendship is Magic into an EPIC Adventure. As one new Antagonist shows up attempted to destroy Ponyville in the wickedest way possible! (Much like Majora's Mask level)

Looking through his other stuff, there are loads of Sonic crossovers and other immpossible copyright clusterfucks of other intellectual properties. I'm always surprised that these people can hate Chris so much and yet, still be just like him.

>>210169

Da tism is strong with this one

And, just like Chris and his pipe dreams of 'Sonichu: The Game' and 'Christian Chandler's Adult Chronicles', he doesn't appear to know anything about animation, video game design, scriptwriting, anything.

These are literally just Dexter's Odyssey-style imaginary projects that he's sperging over.

>>210169
You ought to read his blog. There's some grade A spergin' in there.

>*Sigh* I am very disapointment in me! I've really been such a douchebag, dramawhore and a cyberbully! and because of that, DeviantART decided to IP ban me! on that note, the bad news is I can't register another account. BUT, the good news is I can still login! and if your asking me "If your IP banned, then how are you logged in?" idk how. its wierd. but thats good! I'll explain later about the IP ban though.

>I'll explain why I was acting like such a fucking dickhead. it was because I posted unessesary things about wanting to kill people. not just anybody, it was specific people. I face the darkside a lot and always feel like I want to get revenge on the world. And I'm also having issues with my ACTUAL life! yes, as 1 of my friends realized, life hits me hard! I really could explain how but then I'd be acting like an attention whore again. so I'll leave that for another time. (just without the whining and crying) I couldn't help it! it clouded my mind so I didn't think before I posted this shit! I hate getting bullied by fucktards and I also hate how 30-50 year old people always treat me like a skunk! I'm not saying its like this ALL the time! like I said, I was just hooked up to the bad things that happened to me.

>>210166
>I'm boycotting Google!

Wow, I don't think I want to read this guy's journal anymore.

Our little man turns 27 tomorrow, /cwc/!

>>210554
I was think of jullaying up the WWOEC tomorrow. I'm not really sure how that'd work, though. What am I supposed to do, spam his fapfics? He posts that shit there himself.

I'm starting to think that A-log may never have been worth any of this in the first place. But every time I try to write him off, he just pulls me back in. jullay.

>>210687
You could always do what JetJaguar did with Anthos. Go on the forum, explain what you're there for and that you're only after A-Log. Challenge A-Log to defend himself.

>>210687
There are better ways to go about trolling him. I think somebody did that before and all that was happened was ding dong bannu.

Be more subtle, if you want to go the WWOEC route. Try starting a thread that would somehow draw attention to him without directly mentioning or attacking him, or otherwise call him out on his trollshielding. Like, ask about the morality of bashing others to feel better about yourself, stuff like that. Show him that even his perverted hugbox would think him an ass.

>>210747
Well, I'm troll-shielding too, so I'm not sure that route would work. A-log really just needs a sweetheart and I'm not going to be able to give him one.

>>210762
Best way to troll A-Log:

Learn how to draw toon porn, focus on cartoon mothers and straight shota. Gain a following from A-Log. Open up for requests. When he sends you one, accept it. Then proceed to draw his favorite drawn women pointing and laughing at his nude form while hanging all over the "studly" Chris-chan, making it very clear that it is A-Log they are laughing at while some mention how much more attractive and manly Chris is. Post it to every toon porn site you can find. Earn massive JULAY points.

>>210769
Oh man, a drawfag should totally do this.

Do we have A-Log's phone number? It'd be nice if a few trolls were able to call him up and wish him a happy JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULAAAAAY... Uh, I mean birthday, tomorrow.

Happy JUUUUUUUUULAAAAAAY to you,
Happy JUUUUUUUUULAAAAAAY to you,
Happy JUUUUUUUULAAAAY, dear ANTHONAAAAAAAAY,
Happy JUUUUUUUUULAAAAAY I'M GONNA CUUUUUUUM...

Someone ought to make A-Log a special birthday cake in the shape of an enormous foxdick.

>>210747
The problem with being subtle is that A-Log and, to a certain extent, assburgerers in general, don't do subtle. One of the main elements of their disorder is the fact that in order to understand something it has to be made as obvious and black and white as possible.

A-Log wouldn't pick up on the hints that you were referring to him unless you directly mentioned him by name.

I'm just gonna tell everyone that he had sex with his sister.

>>210784
So desperate was A-Log to lose his virginity, having learned that his most hated e-nemesis Chris-chan had lost his, that he stooped to drugging and raping his own sister.

>>210790
Why would you even do that, A-log?

Happy julllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayy, A-log!

Happy birthday, A-Log.
27 years old, still a virgin, never had a job, no house of your own, no girlfriend.

You're so much better than Chris-chan, bro.

HI A-LOG
Happy birthday. Enjoy your sister's birthday blowjobs.

>>210762
>Well, I'm troll-shielding too
I hate A-Log because he gives Asspies a bad name.

I went to see if there were any updates for his birthday, but it seems A-Log has finally made his Facebook profile private.

I just downloaded the demo of that Skullgirls game A-Log's jizzing his tightie-whities for. It was shit.

Y'know, /cwc/, as much as it pains me to say it, I think this the end of the A-Log story. He's made his Facebook private, he's not done much on WWOEC and even though he's got his account back he's too much of a pussy to ever make another YouTube video ever again.

Still, it's been a fun ride, but I think it's time to say...

BYE A-LOG!

>>213488

HI A-LOG.

>>213491
HI A-LOG

>>213493
HI A-LOG!

>>213488
I declare victory over the humongous homosexual deviant. Tonight shall be a night on which we celebrate, bros.

Does he still do A-Log on the Airwaves? I tried calling in the other day to the number from the ED page on the day and time it said he did the show, but some chick answered. I heard he used to get trolled by callers frequently, anyone know if any of these were recorded or how he reacted?

>>213535
I don't know if there are recordings, probably not, but he has definitely been trolled on air by prank callers, because he admitted it.

>>213488
Meanwhile, ISLAVERDE29 is jacking off to videos of cows being hit by trains on YouTube.

>>213541
wat? :|

I bet A-Log will be jerking off his six inch fox dick like the motherfucker fist of the north star on Mothers Day

>>213541
Zoosadism is a common trait in sociopaths.

It's mother's day.

Unsurprisingly, A-Log's newest favorites on deviantart have a mother's day theme...

>>214075
Gross, it's a picture of Dexter's mom. Why would he even favorite that? I really hope he doesn't have sex with his mom.

>>214077
>Why would he even favorite that?
Because he has no shame.

>>214077

You've just put an image in my mind of A-Log hitting on his mom and getting friendzoned.

>>214077

You've just put an image in my mind of A-Log hitting on his mom and getting friendzoned.

I love that one picture of A-log and his mom together, sitting at a table outside, where he's smiling in such a creepy, Norman Bates way.

A-log knows what he likes, and he likes what he sees.

Now you all know what time of day A-log touches himself.

Everyday 3PM to 6PM.

I could dump a few more of these if you want.

Go on then, it's not like there's much going on with A-Log as it is.

>>214087
I'll wait for the next A-log thread.

>>214088
Why not start a new one?

http://www.thefump.com/side.php?id=1114

A-Logs new song.

>>214083

So this a-log guy is a fat white trash autistic? You'd think he'd get along with Chris a little better

a-log masturbating

A-log's at it again.

So A-Log visits WWOEC everyday... are we supposed to be surprised? I think you could perhaps find somewhat better cocks by monitoring his DA comments.

Am I the only one that didn't know that A-log is half Jewish?

>>215309
I din't know either, and I'm one of the main guys trolling his subscribers. Doesn't make any difference to me, though.

>>215309
How can you be half of a religion? Unless he means like Ashkenazi Jew or Israeli or some shit.

A-Log's mom is Jewish and his dad is Catholic. If I recall correctly, Jewishness is passed down from the mother, so A-Log is Jewish by race, despite not being practicing.

Judaism/Jewish is not a race it's a religion.

A-Log considers himself a Catholic Christian, because that's the religion his dad follows. He is probably the least Jewish Jew I've ever seen.

His mom while Jewish, is as far as I know, a non-practicing Jew. However, her being Jewish makes him a Jew by race.

>>215409
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnoreligious_group

The more you know!

>>215309

1/2 jewish. 100% white trash.

>>215413
This is why I call them 'semites of Zion' to avoid confusion and is the scientifically correct racialist term.

>>215430

Cool story bro.

>>215422
Not really. 'White trash' generally implies low income and poor education, usually in reference to people from the South.

A-Log's not white trash. He's an upper middle class kid from New York.

>>215436

>>215437
From Staten Island, so yeah, white trash.

Having never been, what's the deal with Staten Island? Most New Yorkers seem to have a very low opinion of the place.

>>215443
It's full of white trash. It's like a high rent New Jersey.

A-Log's not upper middle class either. Not living where he does.

Staten Island spawned the Jersey Shore and is the definition of white trash.

Also, Yasmin lives there with his parents.

>Implying that Yasmin is a big fat white neckbeard, rather than a beauteous vision of Indian womanhood in the mould of Deepika Padukone or Aishwarya Rai.

>>198602
lolll dat face

A-Log, playing the role of vulture again, making a big deal out of the death of a celebrity.

>>216718
I'm surprised he did'nt mention MCA from the Beastie Boys, being jews from New York and all.

>>216832
MCA's too liberal and awesome for A-Log. And besides, he probably dismisses rap as something inferior.

>>216718
That's gotta be the first time in weeks that he's posted anything.

>>216869
>too liberal for A-Log

Huh? I thought A-Log was very liberal.

>>216869
A-Log apparently likes rap. However, he likely only claims that to endear himself to black people, of whom he is irrationally afraid.

Is this going to be the last A-log thread?

>>216880
Probably not. Why would you think that?

YOU WISH, A-LOG!

Oh god, I am finally watching those WolfDork videos of A-Log at that anime con. God he is SO fucking weird and cring inducing interacting with other people. Like most people look likethey don't even know how to react. This shit is painful to watch.

>>216881
It's not like A-log is gonna give up any new cocks, so why wouldn't you think that this would be the last A-log thread?

>>216909
JEDI MASTER SAY WHAT

>>216912
Of course he will. It's only a matter of time.

>>216832
Fun fact:MCA was bros with the late ED sysop Sean "olddirtybtard" Casarov.

>>217077
RIP

A-log is a lolcow and lolcows don't learn. Furthermore, he's really famehungry. He will inevitably produce some more cocks and /cwc/ will inevitably find it.

fap

fap fap

I was listening to True Capitalist Radio ep 226, and about halfway through Nuegristle got a twitter shoutout. Just thought I'd mention it here.

>>217638

>listens to ghost


Get out you ponyfuckibg reddit user.

>>217640
It's not really a reddit thing, it's more like an epic ween /b/ thing

>>217640
Someone seems a bit butt bothered. I get that Ghost is a troll himself, it's just a funny show to listen to.

I've totally missed the boat on Ghost, so I don't really understand what he's about. I know that ISLAVERDE is a regular listener, though.

I found a very odd comment on ISLAVERDE's YouTube feed. In it, he mocks John Holmes, the pornstar who died of AIDS in the 1980s.

I'm slightly baffled as to why this is. Is this just Pricey being a bitter loveshy fuck, mad that somebody else has had more sex than him?

>>217678
I'm gonna guess as much

  Alog is back.

>>217791
Oh my~ <3

>>217791
Yeah, I saw this too. He posted a link to his new Youtube channel on the Skullgirls Facebook page. It's like he couldn't resist promoting himself.

>>217797
Why is that stupid people think putting stage directions in posts is clever?

I don't know. *Hugs*

>>216912
Spoke to soon.

So, who's going to be the first to visit his channel and say "HI A-LOG!"?

>>217791

Holy shit, the lord of autism has come back and he's gonna defend himself in an upcoming video! Finally some delicious cocks.

>>217791
"Not that I don't mind [having my vids mirrored]"

FREUDIAN DOUBLE NEGATIVE

What is his new channel?

>Taking comedy classes

>Thinks Chris is going to jail

Oh A-Log!

>>217824
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmuc3UHBdqaW9W54az32EAA

>>217824
A-Log's new channel is ottagol1985.

That's his name, backwards, and the year he was born. A very Chris-esque way of trying to be clever, while not actually being very clever at all.

Glad as fuck that he has a new channel. This is more exciting than any CWC shitsaga in the last few years.

>uses the phrase failtrolls
>intends to make videos defending himself

WHICH ONE IS IT, GAY-LOG
WHY DEFEND YOURSELF AGAINST FAILTROLLS

I love how A-Log feigns cheerful ignorance of his trolls when really, we know all too well that been morbidly obsessed with his own trolling for months.

>>217827
I also note that he conspicuously neglects to mention that Chris lost his virginity... Wonder why?

  this is worth a listen
A-Log repeatedly embarrasses the fuck out of himself and is totally oblivious

  >>217840
It's bad but I think this might be even more embarrassing.

>>217841
I love that awkward sidestep he does in the beginning of this video.
Some of the more ween among us may call Chris a manbaby, but A-Log actually looks and behaves like a large child; walking around talking about boobs carrying a Kirby plush.

>>217846
Personally, I love the bit in that video where he accidentally drops his Kirby on the counter full of hentai DVDs and makes a weird "Urghnnn!" noise.

If you pause the video shortly after that, at around 2:41, he has a visible look of terror on his face. It's hilarious.

Does anyone have any experience with comedy classes?

I haven't heard of such a thing outside of the movie Borat (Although I am not an American, so it might be more common over there?) it sounds like the last place someone wanting to be a serious comedian would go to unless they wanted to make formulaic comedy.

>>217872
As an American from a location near to A-Log's, all that I can think of from something like "comedy school" is someone set up a scam to catch people like A-Log for some extra cash.

If someone's enough of a sperg to think you can be taught a foolproof method of how to be funny, then they're enough of a dumbass to hand you their money to validate that.

>>217872
I had lectures about comedy as part of my degree, lots of learning about theory and history and stuff - whilst you can't actually learn to be funny, you can learn about good ways to structure a sketch/film/standup act, various rules of thumb etc. It's not hard and fast of course, but there's some merit to it.

>>217872
In elementary school I took a short, few weeks long clown class, where we learned very little beyond taking pies to the face and falling into these same pies. Luckily, I also took the extra juggling class offered along with it, so I was able to appreciate a greater breadth of comedic pedagogy.
There are also adult and college improv/comedy classes famous for drawing unfunny people. Maybe its more of a US thing? If we wanted to really harvest lolcows, we could open a chain of improv schools across America riddled with hidden cameras.

Also, A-Log gives comedy classtastics a bad name.

Of course you can learn to be funny, if you have the desire to. However, I think a lot of unfunny people who wish to be funny already think their shit is gold, so they are unwilling to study other comedians or work at testing out different variations of jokes to see what works and what doesn't.

I don't know if they're really all that helpful in turning people funny or anything, but there are comedy schools with famous students, etc that are considered credible... a la Second City, which spawned a lot of alumni of Saturday Night Live and of course SCTV, or the Upright Citizens Brigade school that's been going on in NY for the last decade or so.

>>217967

I'm guessing comedy classes are more for writing sketches and such rather than how the lines are delivered?

Comedy as an artform is reliant upon understanding how other people think and having empathy, something that autists like A-Log cannot into.

It also doesn't help that A-Log isn't very good at speaking in general, stuttering and falling over his words all the time. You don't necessarily have to be particularly eloquent to be a good comedian, but it certainly helps if you can speak clearly and quickly.

>>217992

>Comedy as an artform is reliant upon understanding how other people think and having empathy, something that autists like A-Log cannot into.

It's pretty obvious he cannot into comedy, just look at his 'Jedi Master Says What?' 'joke'.

>>218062
I'm just watching out for the holy grail video of the CWC jokes.

Feels bad that nobody saved it.

>>218082

The fact that we don't have it makes it infinitely more appealing than when we can actually see it for ourselves. We can imagine the hilarity of total failure rather than being disappointed in the reality of it.

Such are holy grails.

>>217992
I think the other issue is A-Log's apparent inability to see (or at least acknowledge) his own flaws. One way to get better at comedy is to understand that you aren't perfect. Self-deprecation and telling potentially embarrassing stories in a confident way are two very common elements of stand-up. What else is crucial is being honest about what gets laughs and what doesn't, and being willing to change and adapt as needed. If your favorite joke doesn't get laughs, maybe you need to revise it and make it better, or perhaps scrap it entirely. Understanding your audience is also important: your average crowd doesn't care about Chris-chan, so maybe telling jokes about him to a group of strangers isn't the best idea. But if you decide to try something like that anyway, the second you see that the crowd isn't responding at all, time to move on to the next topic.

I get the feeling that A-Log might not pick up on stuff like that, especially considering his Chris-chan material.

>>218082
If he still has it, A-Log could potentially endear himself to a lot of the trolls by reposting that video.

>>218106
>>218090
The only thing I could gleam, the description:

Watch as I pwn a certain punching-bag live at the Green Dolphin Lounge. This is from my usual spot at my college.

>>217841
>:55
>porn called "Tuna Empire"
>mfuckingfw

>>218111
If it is the video I think it is, all I really remember is A-Log awkwardly talking about Chris while some people sit around, probably not paying much attention at all. I'm not sure if I even sat through the whole thing, unfortunately.

>>218170
I remember seeing A-Log's Chris-chan standup when it was brand new. It was awful and embarrassing.

He stole a bit about Chris drinking his own semen from Spazkid's Sonichu the Animated Series word-for-word and actually went "JUUUUUULAAAAAAY!!" at one point.

It was awful because nobody had a clue what the fuck he was talking about.

>>218170
The one I can't seem to find anymore is the very first time A-Log was posted here way back. It is him doing his Chris schtick at that place with the red light. He just spergs the fuck out, even yells Julay, I think. You can overhear one guy talking about how horrible it is. It was so cringe inducing I couldn't finish it.. it was one of those videos where you actually feel embarassed for the person just watching it.

Given this boards obsession with both Chris (..maybe former obsession with Chris, anyway) and "new lolcows", I find it incredibly hard to believe that nobody, at any point, saved the infamous "Chris-chan Stand up" video.

Someones gotta have that shit.

>>218176
>>218177
Yeah, we are describing the same one.
>>218179
I know, right?