I'm glad you were kidding bro. I was going to offer to suck your dick for this delicious helping of cocks.

Thanks so much, you've made my day.

Bluespike and A-Log in the same video? What the fuck is going on?

>>224031
wait, what

>Then, if nobody picks on me or makes fun of me in any way,

God damn hardcorekid... I fucking hate that guy.
I think he's connected to fan fic critic somehow but I'm not sure.

>I've taken on the best Youtube commentators
>A-log

The "Hardcore Kid" kind of looks like ADF to me. IDK why. Thanks for the cocks.

>>224036
AND he's connected to the FFC? This is more than a lolcow trifecta.

Props

>>224033
Peter Gristch. Anthony Logatto. Same video.

YouTube failures commenting on YouTube failures. My God...

>>224040
I'm almost positive they were on the same website some point but it was a while ago.

>>224031
BlueSpike? Where?

>>224046
Never heard of him before but now I'm interested. You're probably right about them being on the same website though since they both reek of wanting to get onto TGWTG but can't even meet that goal.

Also, this video is both terrible and awesome at the same time.

>>224038

I don't know why either. They don't even remotely look like each other.

>>224047
Depends on who you ask. Some people think Peter Gritsch (who is in the video) is Bluespike and some people don't. I can't remember who the other person is that people think is Bluespike but I'm not that familiar with the whole matter in the first place honestly. Someone else here can answer better I'm sure.

>>224049
You know... there are a lot of people to look up in this video. That fat guy in the cape has to have something funny about him.

>>224053
>with great nostalgia comes great responsibility
Definitely the guy in the cape. Hardcore Kid doesn't sound like good enough material, though he is a prick.

>>224053
I was thinking the same thing bro and didn't say it before. The fat, Irish ginger comes in a close second to the guy in the cape though. What I find great about this video is that it reeks of people who are jealous of other people who get more views or have more subs or make ad revenue off their YT videos. And that's pretty much it outside of the typical sperging.

SO MUCH AUTISM

>>224057
It's beautiful. Simply... beautiful.

>>224049
>>224046

You guys appear to be correct:

http://media-slayer.nfshost.com/?p=595

>>224056
http://www.youtube.com/user/shinobiflare

strap yourselves in... "The Cartoon Hero" has been busy.

>>224059
Cool. Thanks for that link.

I like the point in the video where these "adults" bitch about some little kid's YT videos. Commentating on YT is SERIOUS BUSINESS. They actually get mad because he has "preteen girl" fans or something defending him. I mean, really? Christ these people are pathetic.

>Oh hey! A-Log and other fuckups!

>...oh wait, they're co-commentating with this fuck

>>224061
Right here bro. Are you Pinch BTW?

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheHeroOfTomorrow

  >>224066

Spoilers: He loves ponies too

>>224068
I'm SHOCKED!

>>224066
Formerly, yes. I've hung out in tinychat before.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2U0kp47S6o&list=UUDUzI4EeHWWYe91PZFA41nA&index=8&feature=plcp OBLIGATORY PONY REVIEW

>>224068
ahaha beat me to it

>...If guptill accepted his mistakes, that he's made in the past, admitted he was wrong, and maybe moved on, we wouldn't keep bringing him up.

>>224071

Yeah, but you posted season 1.

I did season 2.

Double the patheticness, double the fun.

>>224070
Cool. Just asking. I'm familiar with you and I saw you in tinychat once or twice awhile back but I don't think that's where I remember you from. Not important. These cocks are wonderful.

And there's a part 2. Can't wait. Thanks to the random Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles for sharing.

  >>224074
Oh good, I'm glad we could cover ALL the pony bullshit.


Also Ozzie Arcane dresses like top-hat mode alog

>>224072
The was the fat ginger right? "Criticism" seems to be his pet peeve and all he says about anyone.

>He's admitted to having sexual fantasies of fictional cartoon characters

best. line. ever.

>>224078

When was this in the vid?

For the bro's over at the a log archival center. Here's the times A log appears in the vidya.

1:59 - 2:16
8:03 - 8:14
10:28 - 10:35
11:12 - 11-24
13:02 - 13:09
13:48- 14:15
17:37 - 17:57
18:17 - 18:19
21:09 - 21:17
21:58- 22:18

>>224076
Jesus fucking Christ I thought TGWTG fags couldn't get more annoying, I WAS WRONG

Literally 2 seconds in I wanted to blow my brains out

I went to community college with the guy in OP's video. He's in the theater program there and is an enormous source of entertainment. I took a piss easy throw-away "movement" class with him and he had a straight up panic attack taking the final exam. Mind you it was beyond easy and the teacher curved that shit through the roof. Anyway he ran away and hid in the library watching lolcat videos on the computers.

I finished the test and passed him exiting the library, gave him some encouragement to go finish that sucker and from what I've heard he did. He did however end up skipping the final class. Guess he didn't want to know his grade on the final :(

>>224083

>I went to community college with the guy in OP's video.

Which one?

There's five or so of them.

>>224084

Hardcore Kid: Brandon Nichols

>>224080
somewhere towards the end

Went through Hardcore Kid's videos and found this http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/blogs/latest/entry/hardcore-kids-movies-boku-no-pico

Looks like him and Alog have something in common.

>>224096
Did somebozo say fembois <w<

>I really hope my sexuality will still be intact by the time this is over.

Why does he keep giving us these gems?

If that's really Bluespike then he became an even bigger homosexual deviant than when he was listening to a grown man jack off.

As of this post I have gotten to the part where they talk about Joshua8428. So far this is nothing but partners and people that commentaryfags have tried to turn into "lolcows". I laughed at the part where the guy with the picture of Jesus on his wall tried to make Cammehyabams sound like a martyr while mentioning that he tried to troll goddamn kids.

>>224059
They're also on this site together:
http://www.reviewersunknown.com/video-makers/
Apparently being a failure on fifty dead sites is the next best thing to being a success on one active site.

>>224102 here
Oh wow they made fun of his speech impediment. I want to say I'm surprised they went for a lowblow but I'm not.

Had to stop for a few minutes at the part where they talk about alexownsyourface, what with the siezure inducing clip being played just as my girlfriend and her sensitive eyes walked through the room. It was fun making sure that my girlfriend's eyes still work. Not like Hardcore Kid didn't have to use that clip for a guy whose main crime seems to be having twelve year fangirls because how dare those twelve year old girls like something that I don't.

supermariofan seems to have a really bad mental condition. While seeing mxc82 get pissed at me for asking him about the weather was fun, I'm now going to stop doing that.

The title card has Duane, ADF, iJustine, RJ Bandsma, Fred, the annoying orange, and some people I don't recognize. I can hardly wait for part two of this shit.

It's like failure layered on top of failure on top of failure.

The bottom rung of internet review bottomfeeders commenting on other rungs of internet review failures, on the king of all internet review failure sites. And it keeps going for half a damned hour?

It's like the turducken of fail.

> smegged up

chances of not knowing the meaning of the word and purely copying red dwarf, moderate to high.

This is SO bizarre.

I love that this guy's name is Hardcore Kid, because I don't think I've ever seen anybody LESS hardcore than this chubby little milquetoast who obviously still lives with his mother.

>>224053
My favorite is the fat ginger Irish guy who, if he doesn't have Downs syndrome, looks as close to having Downs syndrome as a non-Downie can be.

>>224056
I liked when they were talking about That's So Jack and the guy essentially said something like, "And this guy's a YouTube partner? Why? What do people see in him? Sure, he's got a high quality camera, he's young and attractive and talks about stuff the mainstream of people might want to hear about and be interested in, but still..."

They then cut to a clip of a supposedly 'good' commentator, VesperTheSnake, a pudgy looking black kid who's obviously making his video in a fucking public library.

This whole video is BAWWWWWWWWWWW I'M NOT PRAISED FOR MY SHITTY VIDEOS WITH THEIR HORRIBLE PRODUCTION VALUES AND OBNOXIOUS, AUTISTIC OPINIONS THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT!!

>>224081
Hell, I'd like to see them archive the whole thing. There's some wonderful unaware quotes in there from the other retards as well.

Hardcore Kid vs. A-log 2010 death match 20xx BEGIN THE BATTLE OF AUTISM

At least two of the commentators have ED pages, lol.

>>224124
"TheAmazingAtheist is trying too hard"

>>224127
While your at it, why don't we mirror all of hardcore kid's blip videos. Then we'll get to watch him sperg over how we ruined his chances of making any money off of blip.

Bonus points if your mirroring them on an A-log mirror channel. I'd love to see HC kid blame A-log for having all his videos 'stolen' and people slandering his good name.

Yeah, someone really ought to mirror this video. I don't want to give any money to these losers.

>>224140
Hardcore Kid seems like the sort who'd rage about copyright infringement and shit like that, too.

Peter "waymuu" Gristch was indeed Bluespike.

You know, I actually used to like some of DLAbalaques Can't Believe it's not AVGN videos. He should have just left it at that and never appeared on camera. He is even more of a sperg than I thought he'd be, and he sounds just like Chris.

>>224155
Peter Gritsch looks like Quentin Tarantino's ugly bastard child.

Someone ought to list everything these homosexual deviants accuse others of doing that they themselves are guilty of. A-Log alone ignores constructive criticism, faps over Sonic characters and gives out his address and personal information online.

>>224139
I like that that was their main gripe with the Amazing Atheist. Not that he's a pedo and a rape apologist, no, the worst thing about the Amazing Atheist is that he tries too hard.

What a bunch of tits.

Love how Alog tries to hide that he still lives with his mother by having his background pitch dark.

>>224168
Was it just me, or did A-Log look even worse in this video than he usually does?

He looked fatter and greasier than I've ever seen him, he hadn't shaved properly, he was in near total darkness and the sound quality of his video was the worst of the lot.

He obviously took that trolling really badly.

  julay

This is like The Expendables with Lolcows.

The Aspergerbles.

>>224200
That's a great name.

  >>224200

Ten years ago, a crack commentator unit was harassed by trolls for epic ween they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from lolcowdom to the hidden depths of the internet. Today, still wanted by trolls, they survive as soldiers for lulz. If you have a sperg, who no one else will troll-shield with, and if you can find them, maybe you can watch...the Autism-Team.

Look at Peter Gritsch go... trolling by age 10, having phone sex with an autistic manchild by age 11, and becoming a TGWTG commenter by age 14. I foresee a bright future for this kid.

I'm curious as to how A-Log would feel about BlueSpike. I imagine he'd probably hero worship him for trolling an evil monster like Chris.

>>224234

I wonder if any of the people involved with this video know of his past involvement with Chris-chan.

Why do people think this Peter guy is BlueSpike?

Do we have any actual evidence to suggest Waymuu is BlueSpike?

>>224234
>>224236
I doubt they or A-Log specifically know.

>>224238
>>224241
I made a post last night about there being someone else but I don't remember who. I'm not familiar with the whole thing really but I'm sure there's someone else who is. There was a YT video about Waymuu somewhere but I can't look it up right now.

>>224232
Well, bluespike said he started trolling Chris when he was 15.

As far as Waymuu being him, it could make sense. Waymuu made Chris videos around and before the time of Julay, and I think I remember the voices being similar. I also think Waymuu looks and sounds younger than he really is.

In that video he says he was born in 1997, making him 15 now. When did the BlueSpike shit happen? 2009, somewhere round there? He'd have been 12, unless he's lying about his age (but why would he?).

>>224258

He was born in the September of 97, making him 14 now. The Bluespike/Julie stuff began in late 08/early 09, thus making Peter Gritsch 11 during the Julie saga.

http://www.youtube.com/user/petersblogs (BlueSpike voice)

>>224258
Why would he lie about his age? Because LOLSORANDUM XD

>>224259
BlueSpike was apparently 13. Chris refers to him as a 13 year old brat.

>>224025
From the comments section:

>Hellofromtheunderground Wednesday, 06 June 2012
>JULLLLAY JULLLAY HI ALOG HOW IS YOUR NEW FURRY FAP-FIC GOING? JULLLAY !~~~

Hellofromtheunderground, if you're reading this, I salute you.

>>224226

I'm here to talk to you about the Aspergers Initiative.

Aspergers!
Cannot socialize!

>>224339
That'd work better for Anthos, really.

  This joke, first heard in the A-Log Skype Chats.

>>224255

On his petersblogs channel, he made videos about him in late 2009, where is the pre-julay stuff?

>petersblogs
>reference to homestuck
Autism confirmed.

>>224351
Maybe my memory was wrong, then. Sorry.

Sure is summer. It has been common knowledge around here for years that waymuu was Bluespike.

>>224363
Next you'll hear people asking who Liquid Chris is.

>>224412
Am I the only one who found him to be funnier than the shit with Kacey? The things on his end were at least mildly entertaining because they prodded Chris's ego. Kacey was just "YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON" etc., which wasn't funny at all. And liquid certainly suffered when following Kacey's lead.

>>224416
Seeing Chris's delusions shattered was always satisfied. It wasn't entertaining with Kacey because she didn't do it in an entertaining way, she just outright told him.

I mean, there were a lot of problems with the Jackie saga, but one thing Jackie did right was shatter his delusions in amusing ways. Getting him to try to do pull ups resulted in him failing spectacularly at a children's playground. Or when she countered his claim that God had told him he was right by saying she asked God, and God told her he'd never spoken to Chris.

The thing is with Kacey Chris barely responded. It was the same deal with Lars. Chris didn't give a shit about either of them. The bottom line is, Chris has to give a shit. He either has to be really excited or really angry, but he has to care.

And as has gone over ad nauseum numerous times, Chris cares most when he's angry. When he feels someone is taking something that's his, he's being restricted from something he wants, or he loses a contest. He's been built up practically for the past two years to no effect.

>>224435
I absolutely agree. I found liquid funny because he one-upped Chris a lot. Not to mention effectively "stealing" his name away. Chris only got smug when there was the whole "kidnapping" stunt or whatever, and the only reason he gave a damn about Kacey was that liquid was taking away his shot at China. I mean, remember the singstar shit? He desperately clung to the rules when it came to liquid's parts because he wanted that china so fucking badly.

Chris is the kid who throws a tantrum when you take his toys away. If somebody's going to make him funny again, they're gonna have to take something of his, or threaten to.

>I mean, remember the singstar shit? He desperately clung to the rules when it came to liquid's parts because he wanted that china so fucking badly.
Oh, god, watching him almost cry as he sung the song about dicks.

It was amazing.

>>224472
I just want him to wear the Classic, the pedofork glasses, and the medallion for one last video.

I just want to hear "Captain's Log, Stardate..." one last fucking time.

How can someone be so fucking oblivious?

Also, nothing says "Hardcore" like a folded-up home gym in the corner of your room.

>>224488
You're not alone friend.

>>224499
Don't question. Just enjoy.

>>224488
That Chris is dead. Gone. Never to return. We'll see a sex video starring him and Barb before we see optimistic, billions-of-fans Chris again.

What the fuck did I just watch?

>>224520
Pure, distilled autism.

Whoever linked Chris to backpage effectively insured there will never be another sweetheart saga. Chris always opts for the easiest path. He will never make a fool of himself on camera for a girl ever again now that he's had sex, has seen it isn't that big of a deal, and if he really wants it again he can go pay for it again.

Of course, from some perspectives that's a good thing.

>>224522
Saying Chris had sex upsets some people.

>>224522
>effectively insured there will never be another sweetheart saga

Or any good saga at all, really. What else is left to motivate him? He seems to have already given up on fame, he seems to get more than enough games with his tugboat and inheritance, he knows that posting opinion videos will just get him trolled more and more, and you already pointed out his discovery of hookers. Really, when you look back on it, his desire to lose his virginity directly or indirectly drove a number of his other pursuits. The most we can hope for is more "Take THAT, trolls!," but I imagine he will eventually give up on that as well (and it certainly won't spawn any videos before he does).

I think Chris eating a shitty microwave pizza will be the last real, public video we ever see of him.

>>224522
I highly doubt Chris actually had sex and just think he lied to look cooler.

Anyway, it's pretty much insured there will not be any sagas fueled by trolls for a while (or possibly ever), since it's been harder and harder for trolls to get in contact with Chris. Jackie was a miraculous happening when her saga happened, since Chris had shut down his doors for a while. Some more trolls managed to contact Chris, but by 2011 the only remaining threads between Chris and the trolls was Thorg, Jackie, and Kim. Chris began to ignore Thorg more and more before breaking contact at the end of 2011, and recently Jackie's been getting ignored too. Kim's possibly the only contact, and she can't start a saga yet without getting suspicion.

>>224525
TRIGGER WARNING

>>224535
Chris fucked a hooker at a community college while watching The Big Bang Theory with his old pal Master Troll Thorg before visiting the CWCki forums.

>>224537
0/10. just awful.

Ha, and I posted about A-Log fitting with the spergs on TGWTG a week ago, Yet was ignored.

Showed you fuckers didn't I?

Haven't watched this video yet but from what I'm hearing I should be expecting unsuccessful, autistic attention whores airing their butthurt over more popular, less trolled attention whores? I must admit that it sounds riveting.

>>224548
I could be wrong, but I don't think this guy's an official "TGWTG" person. I think this is just a user blog, and they allow their users to link to whatever uploads they like so they can pretend they're part of the magic or whatever.

Or maybe I'm giving the site too much credit.

>>224341
A-Log's friend, V-Dogg, who he's namedropped in a couple of his fapfics, commented on that video.

I went to his channel and found this:

>VDogg187 posted:
>Twenty-nine years old today. This is the final year in my 20s, which is the prime for any person's life. I am just sitting here in disbelief knowing how lightning fast these years have gone by. One year from now, I will enter a new decade in my life. I don't plan on celebrating it at home, though. For now, however, 365 more days in my 20s!

Lol.

I really like that Hardcore Kid acts in such a smug, pretentious way, regarding 'the commentary community' - as if it's some sort of highly exclusive, prestigious club that people are genuinely clamoring to join, of which he is a high profile and respected member whose influence is known and authority unquestioned.

As opposed to it being a hugbox of fat, Aspergic, virgin nerds who still live with their parents, making videos about shit that grown adults don't care about (Sonic, professional wrestling, My Little Pony, intellectual properties aimed at children) to compensate for the fact that are all intellectual dwarves who haven't moved on since childhood and cannot be taken seriously in the company of or conversations with adults.

>>224124

Holy fuck, Tom Leykis has a son.

So I guess this is the new A-Log thread then?

I've found this old journal entry of his which details exactly what our little man did at the New York Anime Festival when he wasn't being filmed for Wolfdork.com.

>>224124
Why does he even go by Hardcore Kid? Is it in reference to hardcore punk? Because he doesn't come off as a punk to me. Or is he just supposed to be ULTRA COOL HARDCORE KID?

>>224642
He's going to suicide on cam

>>224643
I told u I was hardcore.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~shoa

>>224642

Called him, yelled julay. Heard him crying and babbling about "not being like him". We all can move on with our lives now.

These people exist because of all those early 2000's review shows like "X-Play" or whatever the fuck was on on VH1 when nothing else was on. You know those shows effected their autistic minds, and that they think they can be the next famous "z-list celebrity commentator" by making review vidoes of their own autistic obsessions.

>>224652
nice pic.

>>224629
He did hentai??? I don't know too much about A-log, but if he did... *vomits*

>>224710
If I remember correctly, he has done some fandubs of anime and hentai. I haven't heard either but I'm sure they are as horrible as you would imagine, especially since A-Log is a 27 year old virgin furry with a mother fetish. I'm sure his interpretation of what someone would say during sex is quite hilarious.

>>224629
>I was finally chosen at the Hentai Dubbing Extravaganza and dubbed a role from the hentai, "Nurse Me!" Despite the fact that I was handed the wrong script and the girl beside me (under the name Keiko) was trying to be funny, I did a good enough job attempting to go into a straight reading with at least one improvised innuendo.

>>I was finally chosen at the Hentai Dubbing Extravaganza and dubbed a role from the hentai, "Nurse Me!"
>>I was finally chosen at the Hentai Dubbing Extravaganza
>I was finally chosen
>finally chosen

This implies that A-Log has attended this event on multiple occasions, desperately attempting to take part.

>>224716
Of course. It's the closest thing he'll ever experience to actual sex with a girl. He'll be fapping to the memories of it until the day he dies.

>>224629
>at least one improvised innuendo

Oh god, this'll be a good laugh. I'm not sure whether I want the fandub because A-log's in it, or not want it because it's weeaboo hentai.

This reminds me of something I've been wondering since A-Log came back to Youtube.

A-Log mentioned in his return video that he'd 'been in a couple of acting roles onstage and voice acting'.

He specifically used this picture to illustrate the concept of 'voice acting'. Why? What does it mean? What's this from?

I guess I should mention that after the fifth Skype call between me and A-Log recording ended, Hardcore Kid joined the call and he asked me to participate in the video. I told him that I was too busy. Thank god I said no. I barely knew half the people they were talking about.

>>224726
You really do lurk here all the time, don't you?

How do you think A-Log would react to the video here: >>217975 at 3:40?

Someone needs to get him to watch it.

>>224726
Go out, and trollshield to the extreme.

>>224726
So, do you know Hardcore Kid and A-log's relationship? Like, are they friends?

>>224730
If he's willing to offer info about A-log, I don't mind if he's troll-shielding.

>>224726
JOHNAAAAAY!! Welcome back, you magnificent trollshieldin' bastard, you.

Tell us moar of your time with A-Log!

>Hardcore Kid

It's like he's asking for it with a name like that.

>>224739
Reminds me of this. He even kinda looks like the guy.

>>224743
Yeah, seriously. Would you mind enlightening me about what aspect of this kid makes him hardcore? I assume it has nothing to do with hardcore music. He's a future hardcore trollshielder, maybe?

>>224726
John, do you know anything about this A-Log's recent voice acting, specifically this >>224724?

>>224576
The only difference is that Tom Leykis actually gets laid once in a while.

holy christ
dat DLAbaoqu sounds like someone doing a really spot-on CWC impression

dat irony

>>224932
I know, right? He should never have appeared on camera.

This entire video is a circlejerk of autism, fail, AIDS and virginity of mythic proportions.

Where's the link to tinychat?
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>>224966

Anime IS shit.

>>224966
>xXx420xxWaifu-KillER69xXx

With a name like that you know your're are tryhard

>>225041
>With a name like that you know your're are tryhard
>a name
>not the ridiculous signature it pastes *every* time it makes a post so that eventually someone might look and it and "get all that mad XD"

So, this Top 15 countdown, then. When can we expect part 2? And what are the odds that Chris will inevitably be at number 1 in the countdown?

>>225042

Because the signature is WELL subtle that it needed mention.

>>225055

And the name isn't?

So, here's some of A-Log's My Life As A Teenage Robot fapfiction. The lulz really start flowing in the second chapter.

http://cartoon.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544190842&chapter=2

Robo-rape, anyone?

>>225105
>Vex-20: (meekly) Please say that you're done now.

>Touga: We're not. We just want to introduce you to a little friend of mine.

>Vex-20: What do you mean?



>(on cue, a covering opens up on Touga's crotch area, releasing a smooth, metallic penis that is shaped like a rod, and stands at 6". Vex-20 is shocked at this sight.)

Anthony "6-inch Robot Dick" Logatto

For some reason he seems to have it in his mind that 6 inches is huge or something instead of average.

>>225115
He probably measured his dick to be six inches, and after reading penis average stuff he saw that 6" is slightly above average, making him think he must be some sort of epitome of masculinity. He probably references that as a way to remind himself and convince others that a 6" pecker is something to be amazed at, and perhaps also because I imagine most of the male characters are him in self-insert form (the 6" is his trademark).

>>225115
Yeah, 6 inches does seem to represent the ultimate penis size to A-Log.

>>225118
Yeah, the self insert thing is probably what it is.

>>225105
I enjoy this disclaimer at the beginning of the first chapter.

>This fic is rated NC-17/XXX, and should not be read by anyone under the ages of 17 or 21. This fic features graphic sexual situations and scenes that cannot be put into the slightest piece of context. None of this is actually happening; it's cartoons. No identifiable minors were used in any of the graphic scenes depicted herein. Also, please perform sex responsibly, as not to harm yourself or your partner. To put it another way, please don't try or read any of this at home. Enjoy.

Not to be read at home, fokes.

>>225123
Should only be read under the guidance of a trained professional.

It's like A-Log is subconsciously admitting that his writing shouldn't be read by anyone.

>>225105

>Her breasts have a foam outing, yet the machinary and wiring inside are like that of a human's breasts.

>Machinary and wiring
>human's breasts

>>225105

JENNNNAAAAAYYYY

JENNNAAAAAYYY

>when it goes all the way in, oil starts to pour out, as this broke her robotic hymen.

okay fuck this shit

>>225139
A-Log confirmed for Forrest Gump?

>>225144
Moar liek Forrest CHUMP, amirite?

>>225144

"life is like a box of foxdicks"

>>225147
"Chris-chan is as Chris-chan does. Basically."

"But you ain't got no 6-inch fox dick, Lieutenant Dan"

>>225147

>>225153

requesting a foxdick edit

then make it a banner

From Chapter 4, in which Vex-20 tells someone she has literally just met about her violent and highly traumatic gangrape.

>Trinako: But still, what is the problem that your creator fell upon you?

>Vex-20: (struggles not to cry) Well, my creator had created me for an experiment on robot copulation and birth with three other male robots.

>Trinako: And I suppose those robots treated you well, yes?

>Vex-20: They have... until the night of the experiment.

>(Trinako continues to listen to Vex-20's ordeal)

>Trinako: What happened?

>Vex-20: Well, it started out like a date and everything was going fine. That is, until one of the robots asked me for a kiss. I originally thought against it, but I figured it wouldn't hurt. And... and... and that's when it began. That's when they began to rape me.

>Trinako: Raped you?

>Vex-20: (tears are now showing) Yes. (holds herself in self-comfort) They violated me in the most horrible ways imaginable! All the oil coming from my hymen breaking, to the lubricant they sprayed me with, it was the most embarrassing event I've ever been in! And worst of all... I became pregnant because of those ruffians and that scum that was my creator!

>Trinako: (surprised) I'm surprised that he wanted you to be pregnant after all this.

>Vex-20: (wipes away some tears) Well, that was his whole plan. Why was I so gullible to trust a human like him?! Why?!

>>225155
>/cwc/ - Life Is Like A Box Of Foxdicks

>>225156
My fucking god. I had never actually read any of his fapfics. How can this homosexual deviant actually have the nerve to make commentaries about someone like Chris when he writes this kind of shit?

I used to think he was just as bad as Chris, but now it's official for me, he's worse.

>>225105
This whole premise really, really bothers me.

I assume he is attempting to write a backstory for a villain from a children's cartoon show that he enjoys. As part of their character, this villain happens to hate all humans.

So, in A-Log's mind, the entirely logical reason behind this hatred is obviously the fact that a human engineered the gangrape of the villain.

>>225105
This was supposed to be erotic, right?

  >3:02
>A-Log sums up this story.

>>225163
Are you trying to suggest that it isn't?

>>225163
One would assume.

So, has anyone ever approached A-Log about doing a Q&A here? Virtually his entire (former) nakama has done it, I know he is aware of the board. He is like King (6-in)Dick of youtube trollshielding sperglords.

>>225167
A-Log would never do that. He's a massive fat pussy who's possibly even more paranoid about the trolls than Chris is.

>>225169
Yeah, that is really too bad. Especially when you take into account his cavalier "da fayltrolls" attitude in his recent video.

I wonder what he reaction has been to everything that happened with the Q&As, and just our general A-Log threads. I know he lurks the board to see what we are saying about him.

>>225170
It was amusing to hear him reading the threads on /cwc/ aloud in those taped Skype calls Spacescreamin John did.

>>225172
Oh, does he actually read some threads in those? I can't usually stand any of his videos more than a few minutes and I just listened to the beginning of that where they were lamenting Ms Umlauts or whatevers defection, and then I shut it off.

>>225173
Yeah, in a couple of them he reads posts from the previous A-Log threads aloud. He even puts on a voice that sounds like what he imagines his trolls to sound like.

He also gets very confused by /cwc/'s wordbutters and the fact that Anonymous was changed to Krapple for a while, which rather than try to figure out who Krapple was, he assumed was another trolling group who'd arrived at /cwc/ and taken it over.

It's funny stuff.

>>225177
Cool, guess I'll suffer through them then. I just randomly clicked on call 5 since he starts talking about 789chan at the beginning.

Also, lol at "Yep, my mom let me use her credit card!"

>>225178
All things considered, the Skype calls are pretty good cocks. The only one that's a bit dull is the 4th one, because A-Log rambles on and on about wrestling in that one for ages.

But still, John did good. There's some wonderful, unaware gems in those calls - A-Log says some really, really dumb shit.

>>225156
>All the oil coming from my hymen breaking, to the lubricant they sprayed me with, it was the most embarrassing event I've ever been in

Why would a sexbot have a hymen? Then again, why did the sexbot creator make three males and one female? Why am I asking these questions, the author clearly has a roborape fetish.

>>225181
Presumably for the same reason she has this particular feature...
>(Vex-20 whimpers as she gets on all fours. She feels Touga go up behind her, and press a button near her crotch, thus opening her vagina.)

A button near her crotch to open her vagina.

>>225182
Ahahahahahahha, oh god. He has no fucking understanding of anatomy or sex.

>>225183
To be fair, I guess since the character is a robot that doesn't wear clothes, her synthetic vagina would be covered so not to be exposed all the time.

>>225192
Yeah, but he didn't say "it opened up, revealing her vagina" he said her robotic vagina itself opened up.

The wait for fail is over!
Part 2!
http://blip.tv/the-hardcore-kid/top-15-smegged-up-youtube-failures-the-final-insult-part-2-6194456

Oh boy! I cannot wait to see this!
I'm still calling it, Chris-chan will be at number 1.

Surprisingly or unsurprisingly not. I just flipped through each section to see.

They probably know they're under scrutiny. Still, it's hilarious to see them try to be more "badass" than the people they review. And they fail miserably.

Still watching it, but I'm not surprised they put Asalieri and JFreedan on there. I've been talking about how much of a fat smugfag Asalieri is on here for awhile, and JFreedan is just a retard who thinks he's smart yet can't even pronounce simple words correctly.

  >mfw they added Duane
>mfw they sperg about "Haha, he has toys! XD"
>mfw they prove their point by demonstrating they too have baby toys readily available.

Also lel at whatever homosexual deviant was wearing that "trollface" shirt while trying to prove how much of a mouthbreather he wasn't.

>>225327
That was Bluespike in the troll shirt

Are ALL these guys commentating from what can be assumed their parents' houses? And did Fatcore Kid condescend weeaboos? And... and... my head is going to explode.

Wow, not only was Chris not number one, he didn't even show up at all. I am actually surprised. LIAT and his retarded girlfriend MeganSpeaks certainly are homosexual deviants, I will give them that.

>>225276
I have a question. Why is this on Blip.tv and not TGWTG as Part 1 was? Did the crew at TGWTG look at the first part and go, "Uh huh, yeah, nigger, we don't want this shit on our site."

I really like the fact that Fatcore Kid keeps going on about people not having screen presence, as if he's fucking Orson Welles himself.

>>225348
Maybe, although I don't know why they would. This crap fits perfectly with the other garbage they produce.

Anyone else notice, during the bit on Sailormoonred1, just how filthy that Kirby plushie has become since its first appearance in the Anime Festival video.

What in God's name has A-Log been doing to it?

>>225353
He himself looks dirty as fuck too.

It's been eight months since he showed his face, and he's showing it again in darkness. I can't help but imagine he looks like this if you were to turn on the lights.

There's a lovely bit of loveshy misogyny that rears its ugly head whenever these losers talk about female commentators.

I genuinely can't believe these videos exist. It's just... I'm actually almost angry about it. How fucking dare these spergs try and make out like they're superior to anyone.

>>225355
Is it just me or does A-Log wear that green shirt and NY cap in almost every commentary he makes? It's like his version of the Ernie shirts and Sonichu medallion.

>>225353
If I might direct your attention to this page:
http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Plushie

>>225360
Hi Double A-log

>>225276
>I can sum it up in the most subjective and impartial way possible.

>>225408
>First off, IMDb is basically the Wikipedia of movies; If something is even rumoured, it gets a page.

>HAELOO?? THERES A WIKIPEDIAPAGE FOR IT, RPGENIUS!

>>225414

>"This air that 'I'm better than you are, and I know it'."

>Said by a sperg with a towel around his neck, making fun of "lesser" spergs with maximum glee.
>About 10 minutes later, everyone making fun of an Autisic man with an IQ of about 80

Holy shit, I love this video so much. The asspain and hypocrisy is concentrated enough to power /cwc/ for a thousand years, if harnessed right.

I know that this is kind of small potatoes in the grand scheme of things, but is anybody else really irritated by Hardcore Kid's insistent use of the words 'smeg', 'smegged up' and 'smeghead', copied off of Red Dwarf, that unfunny sitcom that is beloved by nerds solely because 'lol sci fi'?

>>225493
He's trying to make 'fetch' happen.

this is hands down the funniest thing on /cwc/. so many big-name spergs. its the "elvis meets the beatles" of autism

Who the fuck is Megan Payette and why is she kissing so much ass?

  I've just found some Hardcore Kid videos on YouTube. Here's his review of Wes Craven's A New Nightmare.

I never thought I'd say this, but as untalented as the Nostalgia Critic is, nothing makes you appreciate his talents, however meagre, than watching someone trying to imitate him and failing miserably.

>>225574
There's no real context for him to be talking about furries in this video at all, and yet he's still making jokes about them. Why's he doing that? Why's he mentioning furries at all if nobody but him brought them up?

Methinks Hardcore Kid doth protest too much.

>>225574

Why hasn't anyone made an ED page about the hardcore kid?

>>225586
Meh, he's just another commentary sperg, and run-of-the-mill compared to certain others who already have pages.

>>225348
Well, the first one was a Blip-hosted video embedded onto TGWTG, so they're both Blip. But as to why he didn't post part 2 to TGWTG? My guess is because every comment he received for part 1 was negative.
That or he'll be posting it there any minute now.

>>225600
There weren't many comments, I don't think that's the reason.

http://www.youtube.com/user/deltabord?feature=results_main

Here's a guy that's along the same vein as these guys. He dislikes anyone who is more popular on Youtube than him (meaning just about anyone with over 80 total views).



He's also a "militant atheist" and doesn't know how to use the block and delete comments function.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oayWMxI-2BY

Pic related. It's his sperg reply to my comment on the video above.

>>225620
bitch got nothing on mxc82

So much autism... so... much... autism....

mxc82 was great because it got to a point where every comment he was making was an aggressive, sweary, childish threat, even if you were being completely reasonable

You know what the best thing about A-Log, and to a lesser extent, all of these spergs is?

They don't understand why people would criticize them because they don't think that they've done anything wrong. That's why A-Log's jimmies are so rustled when people point out just how similar he is to the people he makes fun of and looks down on. It's so obvious to everybody else but it's like A-Log himself is totally blind to it.

In A-Log's mind, he is always completely in the right about everything and everything he does is beyond reproach.

>>225635
the fuck am I reading?

Is it just me, or is it funny that Fatcore Kid makes fun of a lot of things that A-Log -IS- (furry, autistic, etc)? And there's A-Log in a video with him.

>>225276
I can't have been the only one who noticed this.

I'm actually surprised that CWC wasn't the number 1.

Asalieri has actually popped up in the comments section of the video on Blip.tv now, bitching about being included in the commentary.

>>225652
A recent comment by A-Log on Youtube.

I just want to remind everybody that A-Log wanted to have voice actors playing the parts of the female Sonic characters for his planned Guptil89 commentary, but had to scrap it because he didn't have any female friends.

>>225659
Wow; he mad.

Asalieri is old enough to know better.

>>225670

this.

i remember watching one of his videos and being surprised that hes got a wife and a kid. at some point you have to hang up the webcam and internet sword.

>>225664
Wow, A-log is a dick.

>>225664
Now, we all know A-Log has about as much self-awareness as he has had real women so this won't be a big surprise for anyone, but if you check his Facebook page you notice the only one who likes his status updates is...

*drum roll*

His mom. No, seriously.


And on the left you can see a true miracle of nature: Spergius Basementdwellius has crawled from its cave to meet fellow members of its species in a "special" school reunion. You can notice it smiling, glad that its through with its massive task of leaving its cozy basement and no longer has any obligation to leave it until its mother dies.

>>225759
All dem retards.

>>225620
Well damn, all it took is to constantly suggest that he jerks off to animal torture and he's gone.

Sorry, guys.

>>225764
Someone should've saved that video he made where he killed stuff in Minecrap. He even blew up a church at the end of that video, OMG SO EDGY.

  Ready for another unfunny countdown by HardcoreKid?

Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ve_hO7VuY9U&feature=plcp

  Hardcore on Chris Chan and Youtube's Fred

>>225822
Damn, it feels just like an A-log commentary. We need to make him an ED page sometime.

>>225822
Skip to the 4:30 mark, he confirms he has Assburgers Syndrome.

>>225824
He really does deserve a page.

  >Can't think of a good word to call female targets; Call them a bitch

>>225839
i prefer the term 'cunt'

>>225822
You honestly couldn't pick an easier target if you shot at a barrel full of the broad sides of barns.

  >>225828
Ha ha! That top comment is by GamerX0, the guy behind this unintentionally hilarious video. That's a sign of quality if ever there was.

I still don't understand why he calls himself Hardcore Kid. He is clearly a Ramones fan, since he uses one of their songs as his theme song and always wears a Ramones shirt, but the Ramones aren't hardcore.

And half the shit he says in that top 10 video aren't even accurate. He compares his own made up "Headbanger Productions" with James Rolfe's Cinemassace, saying they are both just made up companies for fun and don't make money. Except that Rolfe and Matei make a shitload of money off Cinemassace, and he he just a retard.

>>225850
Oh... the nostalgia.

He sounds pretty reasonable, and if he actually has/had a girlfriend, then it sounds like he's just claiming to be a sperg for whatever reason. He just talks like a homosexual deviant.

>>225850
Isn't this the fat kid who actually had a somewhat attractive girlfriend also on YouTube named Topaz-something, and was friends with some other game reviewer kid who was black?

I seem to remember him getting posted here a couple of years back as someone who was like Chris, if it is the same guy I am thinking of.

>>225857
He was very, very easy to troll. All you had to do is say he was like Chris-chan and he'd flip shit.

>>225852
Let's be honest, when was the last time you saw a person in a Ramones T-shirt that actually knew shit about music? Ramones T-shirts are just something clueless people wear to seem cool.

  Hardcore on Spax3

I can't watch these. I can see why he's like A-Log, but there's no humorous hypocrisy here like in a good A-Log video. Hardcore Kid's videos just annoy me. They're an ordeal.

  Another Chris commentary

And lo, Chris-chan begat A-Log and A-Log begat Hardcore Kid...

>>225861
That's true.

So this guy and Bluespike are buttbuddies, I take it? He seems to appear in multiple videos with him.

He also doesn't seem to understand Jaako is a troll.

  When Hardcore is not doing trollshielding commentaries, he does movie commentaries - mostly on cartoon movies

Looks like he got trolled hard by EricDouglas and LIAT.

Also, he thinks it's a federal offense to hack someones youtube and dox them.

>>225810
I'm up to part in this video where he's attacking Jaakko the Angry Video Game. His main gripe seems to be "What the fuck, there are people on the internet who aren't from America!"

>>225863
>What happened to books?

Hardcore kid... you've mentioned in another video that you sat through the ben 10 movie. You dont read books.

John needs to get his troll shieldin' ass back to this thread.

I want to hear more stories from the guy who went to school with Hardcore Kid.

oh lord..

He's STILL butthurt at Asalieri. I remember when "HARDKORE KID" got doxed on Busy street and then made a crying blog on TGWTG, claiming that Jordan and Co. threatened to kill him. It turned out it was someone totally unrelated just taking advantage in order to troll him.

I'd link to it, but I'm not sorting through over 1000 posts for some minor e-drama. This isn't cwciki forums, after all

>>225919
Asalieri is a pretty big homosexual deviant in his own right too, though.

>>225922

Oh no doubt Asa is pathetic as fuck too. It's just funny to see these people carry on internet grudges from two years ago.

Slightly related, Fat cape towel-cape guy's youtube and DeviantFart

http://www.youtube.com/user/TheHeroOfTomorrow

>FAT WEEBS AHOY
http://ninjaheart.deviantart.com/

Also, coney fan-fiction

>>225825
As if that needed confirming.

>>225927
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand pony oc

This is too hilarious to fall off the front page

>>225935
Oh how cute. Now Silverflash can have a friend!

More Faggory Daggory Doo

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/blogs/latest/entry/hardcore-kid-a-hewy-toonmore-the-top-10-best-youtube-channels-part-1

Greeat. A-Log's fapfiction, burned into my brain enough already. Then... this...

You can find a lot of these people through A-Log's Facebook account.

A-Log is friends with Hardcore Kid (Brandon Nichols), who in turn is friends with Peter Gritsch.

>>226072
So Bluespike is connected to A-Log then.

A veritable web of autism.

>>225839
>"Argh! It's a hippopopotamus!"
>a hippopopotamus!
>hippopopotamus
>mfw

>>225822
Hardcore Kid actually thinks that Reggie Fils-Aime, the president of Nintendo of America, was really in contact with Chris-chan, as opposed it to being a troll pretending to be Reggie Fils-Aime.

He's just as spergy as Chris.

>>225866
Those of you still seeking confirmation that Waymuu is BlueSpike, this video should confirm it. It's never more obvious than when you hear his voice complete with distortion from microphone feedback. They sound exactly the same.

  Well, Asalieri has made a video response to that video.

>>226180
Non-stop Autism Carnival

>>226180
>>226180
>>226180
>>226180
>>226180

Why hasn't someone mirrored Hardcore Kid's videos yet? I thought we all agreed that'd rustle the fuck out of him.

>>226261
You mean take them and upload them on another channel? I'd do that, but where's his main channel/site to upload videos?

>>226180

>asa is coney

augh yeah what a shock

>>226263
http://blip.tv/the-hardcore-kid

Make sure to tell him that he'll never make any money off of blip, so long as we've "stolen" his videos. Then send him a link to this thread and watch the sperg rage.

>>226270
If he asks, who do I claim to be? Should I say I'm the real Hardcore Kid, one of his fans, or somebody else?

>>226271
Say you are a representative for the Fraternal Order of Trolls.

I'll begin downloading his videos, which I should be able to do by tomorrow night. Then I'll spend the next day or so uploading this stuff and linking you guys to the account.

>>226271
You could be a dangerous internet anti-autistic activist who doesn't want him make any money on blip or become famous. Or you could be liquid hc kid. Your choice.

>>226275
Thank you for the jimmies we are about to receive.

>>226277
I'll focus on downloading his shit first before I decide what identity I'll go by.

One more thing I need to decide: what should the channel where his mirrored videos are uploaded be named?

>>226280
harcourkidisahomosexual deviant

Name it "autism is evil".

>>226283
Nah, too direct. Need something with more subtlety.

>>226279
Dude...

Claim to be part of busy street.

IF he's holding a grudge against Asa after 2 YEARS, claiming to be Jordan and the gang should rustle the fuck outta him.

"OMG HARDCORE FANS, BUSY STREET IS BACK AND THREATENING TO KILL ME AGAIN!!!"

I'll be using a tripcode in this thread to keep you guys updated.

And I've already downloaded a couple of his videos, we need a name for the channel.

>>226180
I dunno who this Asalieri guy is, but I liked how he presented himself in this video. He explained himself well and made some very good points.

Plus it's always nice to see A-Log having the piss taken out of him, especially by someone who's kind of a big deal apparently.

>>226279
I don't think you need to claim to be anybody. Trollsonas are gay and retarded. It's not about who you're pretending to be and how cool you are, it's about the results you get.

Don't be TV's Arm Pitt.

>>226279
troll him as tom FAPPINGTON, breh.

While some of his videos are downloading (I already have a few of them) I'm trying to get a Youtube account and it's glitching out, so until then I'll have to wait on uploading.

>>226299
I thought you already had an account? The whole point in asking someone else to do this was being able to upload 20 min+ videos. Almost all his blip stuff is over 20 minutes. Any of us could upload his 10 minutes reviews. So unless you're willing to split all of his videos into 15 minute parts, I'm not sure why your doing this.

>>226301
Yes, I'm splitting them in halves. And I tried my backup Youtube account, it's glitching too. My main account is working fine, but obviously I can't just upload videos to that.

>>226303
Good luck then.

>>226303
Why can't you? Is it a faggy coney channel or something?

>>226309
No, because I regularly upload gaming videos on my channel. It'll stand out if I suddenly upload Hardcore Kid's videos on it.

>>226310
Let's plays?

>>226311
No, don't have any mics. Mostly online matches and "check out this thing" videos.

>>226312
Well, that's less autistic.

http://blip.tv/the-hardcore-kid/coraline-review-bloopers-outtakes-6160354

This video is almost too gay.

I downloaded his first nine reviews and I'm editing them. If we don't get any results, I'd rather not waste my time downloading all his videos. If we do get a reaction, then I'll be sure to continue.

I'm also thinking of putting these finished mirrors on Mediafire, so you guys can upload them to your channels for maximum jimmies. Thoughts?

>>226322
Good job.

>>226322
What the fuck, all I do with my channel is watch barely-legal chicks shake it in boyshorts, I'll upload some of those videos as well

That guy with the glasses is shit but this I just..words can't describe the fail and autism in this video.

Meanwhile, A-Log's back on WWOEC, fapping over cartoons.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_XxR5Pce9w

>>226391
And, of course, incest manga.

>>226291
Asa is a pseudo-intellectual smug fag just like the rest of them. Just more well spoken.

>>226322
Yeah. How is it coming along?

Guru Larry, the guy that interviewed Chris, left two comments on hc kid's latest video, and a few more on his other videos. Why would such a high level sperg associate himself with someone who makes videos with A-log?

>>226513
I think the thought is anything for the chance of getting attention.

>>226513
Well, as Asalieri is saying in the comments, guys like Hardcore Kid are associated with Irate Gamer Sucks blog, which Guru Larry is a very good friend of. He did a feature article there not too long ago, and you can see him in the comments of virtually every post made there.

He isn't really that famous though, he was featured with faggy gaming site Screwattack for awhile, and has/had a semi-successful youtube show. That's about it.

>>226516
Beat me to it.

>>226392
Why do spergs think the need to buy the official english releases, even incest manga? Does he feel guilty reading it for free? Does he want to support official shotacon incest releases?

>>226520
>Does he want to support official shotacon incest releases?

I would say most definetly he does.

>>226516
Guru Larry's biggest problem is that he came to the British games journalism scene too late.

If he'd have been around fifteen, maybe at a push, ten years ago, he'd have had his own video games show on television on some third rung satellite channel like Bravo or some shit. Because back in the day, those shows were infested with people like Guru Larry - sort of jowly, fat, sub-Garry Bushells all doing the same sort of 'cheeky chappie' demeanor as they enthuse about the new Tomb Raider.

However, that era of games journalism is long past and looks very outdated now. I can't watch his videos because it feels like I've gone back in time. I half expect some European guy to interrupt the broadcast and tell me in broken English "Hyoo are watchink Game Nedwork..."

>>226530
Did you ever see those videos of him on the British TV show as a kid, where two kids played video games against each other for prizes?

Looks like those of you claiming that A-Log had replaced his traitorous former nakama were correct.

>>226543
Well that was pretty obvious, wasn't it?

I'm just amazed that he'd do exactly the same thing as he was doing before. Boy really hasn't learned a thing from being trolled.

That seems to be the main trait of a lolcow: someone who doesn't learn.

>>226543
Does this count as a new saga? Does A-log even have sagas?

>>226553
No. Go back to CWCki Forums.

>>226554
Are you one of those people with autism who can't detect sarcasm I've heard about?

>>226322
Are you done yet?

>>226559
>I was only pretending to be retarded!

I was wondering if this whole development should be added to A-Log's ED article.

>>226562
Maybe a little blurb at the end about him being seen recently associating with a new group of Sperglords and that this may be the start of A-Log Nakama 2.0

>>226543
The comment A-Log left on his channel was priceless.

>>226565
I must've missed that. What was it?

>>226565
What comment?

>>226560
Please elaborate.

>>226562
Give it a few months.

>>226569
>make retarded comment
>claim you were being sarcastic

Is it that hard for you to understand?

>>226567
>>226568

http://www.youtube.com/user/MrDiablolord/feed?filter=1

A-Log's very proud.

>>226574
>Glad to be in the same video with you, man! Salud!

Oh wow, sucking up to this fat retard. He is definetly trying to form a new nakama.

>>226571
When was the last time someone said jullaay and was serious? The same goes for sagafying random spergs, unless you're Krapple or Atlus. No one uses the word saga, unless they're talking about Chris, and even then, no one but the cwcki forums takes the word saga seriously. Are you mad at the cwcki forums or something? Do you miss it there?

>>226580
Uh huh. Keep trying to convince everyone you aren't retarded.

>>226583
Epin XDD--D

>>226564
Done a bit of work on the A-Log and Friends of A-Log pages.

>When was the last time someone said jullaay and was serious?
>Julay
>Serious

Why can I imagine someone getting into a heated argument and suddenly screaming JULAAAAAAY at them?

  >>226600

>>226595
Cool rebuttal bro.

>>226602
Shouldn't you be "trolling" /v/?

>>226604
>implying I post on 4chan

>>226602
You must be new here.

>ADF is in the picture
>ADF is not in the video itself
Spergers gonna sperg

>>226639
Nope. Been around since Medic.

>>226656
Well that's your problem.

How many of A-log's new nakama know about his fapfics?

Think we ought to enlighten them?

We could easily link them to the ED page archiving A-Log's fapfiction.

One of the best things about A-Log's ED page is that so much of it is just stuff that he's said and done and written and whatnot, so he can't argue that it paints him in a bad light because it's been in no way altered or edited. It's all his own work.

A log was on howard stern. Howard was not that impressed by Mr. Log

>>226859
Is this real?

>>226859
To be fair to A-Log, that's not a bad impression. I mean, it's FAR from good and you'll note that he had to tell his audience who it was he was impersonating (twice!), but compared to his Bill Cosby or his George Carlin impression (which was basically just A-Log talking in his normal voice but trying to sound a bit gruffer) it's not bad.

>>226859
Better than his other impressions, but still needs a lot of work. Especially with the first part you can tell it's A-Log

>>226892
Spaghetti and meatballs!

  Just so we can all refresh our memories...

TGWTG's blog section really is a breeding ground for aspies trying to mimic Nostalgia Critic (as if that hasn't already been proven). One case in point being

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/blogs/latest/entry/tv-trash-swat-kats

Rowdy C Moore.

The reviews themselves are nothing really too remarkable, but good luck trying to make it through a single video with that voice of his.

>>226939
Dem production values.

>>226939
>"Forget it! Furry jokes are right up there with gay jokes for me!"

A-Log wades into a debate about the harm porn does to its performers. Surely, he'll have something to say about this controversial and difficult subject...

>>226859
Did this just air today? What else did Howard say about A-log?

>>226957
So I assume the topic was porn exploits and does harm to those who star in it but the rebuttal A-Log supported was pointing out that he wasn't personally affected?

  >>226968
Here's the video in question.

>>226931
oh for fucks sake, is he gonna do all the the presidents?! I fucking stopped after Nixon.

>>226975
LBJ proved too difficult.

>>226931
At 15, he goes JULAAAAAAY-et

>>226985
That's because he killed R. Kennedy.

>>226859
So they singled him out just to criticize how lame he is? Nice.

>>227012
And nothing of value was lost.

>>227017
Hence giving him free publicity. No call for that when you can simply ignore him till he's popular on his own and then swat him down with comments he made about Chris Chan. If he never gets popular then you wil always have talentless hacks such as Dane Cook to make fun of. Remember when Bill Hicks was making fun of Rick Astley?

>>227038
Stop talking about comedy. 90% of people who talk about stand up have yet to even set foot inside a club.

>>227038
>Implying a 30 second blurb on Howard Stern will give A-log any good publicity

Fapfics are the fourth google result for his true name; A delightful Urban Dictionary entry is the third.

Not terribly related, but I was on a 4chan thread where we would make a movie trailer by adding random phrases to hopefully make something coherent. I threw in a couple of references for you guys...

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FmENa8dXMM

  A-Log uploaded this to his channel.