I have a mutilated penis and cry myself to sleep

Robert Wayne Stiles' life.

I post here.

I am the TRUE and HONEST creator of a comic.

The jesuits are out to get me

So Robbie has your father said any thing else about the colossal disappointment you are.

I'm an admin on 789chan and robert failed to dox me.
Oh, wait. I guess that's more embarrassing for him than for me...

I told Robert that Lindsay Hoffman is LiquidMr. Robert Wayne Stiles and he started a since deleted thread with a picture of Megan Schroeder as his TRUE and HONEST Liquid. Or does that make him a lolcow?

>>253780
Just because it's more embarassing for some fucked up transvestite doesn't meant you aren't a total failure

>>253804
ROBBAAAAAAAAAY

>>253804
Yeah... I know...

>>253814
LE REDDIT LE LOL

>>253815
LE XD SO RANDOM

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>>253815
Nah man, fuck reddit. I make my own vectors.
http://vectorfag.lostsig.com/v/okay_face.svg

im garrick colwell

I invented a ween trollsona and wrote godawful poems about how fearsome it was. Here's one:

>The Wraith is the bringer of your doom and your destruction
>She is the only one who will look at you sideways.
>The Wraith has a memory that's as cold as a glacier
>The Wraith is the air raid, the jet fighter and the crater
>She's on the menu, on the table, she's the knife and she's your waiter

>>253741
hi OP who is this girl?

My first name and middle initial are the same as Chris's.
Back in middle school... and on into high school, I kind of had a "costume" of sorts I would wear. I didn't wear the same outfit every day, but all the different components created the same basic look. This included three ball chain necklaces and a long sleeve shirt worn under a short sleeved shirt (I was self-conscious about my arms.)
Around the time Chris was being trolled by Pandahalo, I was in a long distance relationship with a girl from Australia, though we did meet in person beforehand, and were in the same country as often as we were apart.
I don't have any form of autism, but I do have OCD, among other things.
I didn't lose my virginity until I was 23. While I was an atheist from the age of 13, I was still pretty uptight and believed in waiting until marriage. By 23 I'd relaxed on that idea cutting back to "serious relationship" as I was starting to feel weird for waiting so long, despite having dated many girls.

I could go on.

I'm a 24 year old shut-in who loves Pokemon and other kid games.