Can we start a Robbay Art Museum ?

>>260910
He already has his 10+ threads and his ED page

Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles the greatest hero since Zap Rowsdower.

I'm sure the owners of Rob's apartment would love to know that he's using it to do illegal drugs and as a homeless flop house.

If anyone wants to relive some of the past month's madness, there's an archive of screencaps located here: http://789chan.org/bt/res/160.html

Lots of shit that Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles wants us to forget ever happened.

I want to feel sorry for him since he seems stressed and disturbed. However, you can only watch the kid touch the stove so many times before you stop giving a shit and can only marvel at his inability to learn from his mistakes.

>>260916
It's pretty unlikely they give a shit. So long as he pays his rent on time and doesn't get the place raided then they really have no reason to.
It's not like he's cooking meth or doing something which will ruin the tile and stain the carpets. If they have a no smoking policy, then perhaps they would care about his weed use, but otherwise I just don't see them giving a flying fuck. His parole officer on the other hand will likely give a fuck, as will the judge.
Robert better get that article removed, before it goes to far and he's spending time in prison for his crimes.
Hurry Robert, justice is catching up with you.

>>260927
When he first showed up he didn't seem too bad, almost likeable. Then he fucked it all up.

>>260915
Who?

>>260933
I thought the same thing, so I googled it. Apparently it's yet another mst3k reference. This time it's to an aweful movie about a drifter who saves a child from a cult. I have no idea how that is relevant to Stiles. Adf I can see, but Robbey is more fortunate son than homeless bum. His parents being wealthy is the only reason why he's not in jail and has nice things. If adf or Chris Chan had committed Mr. Robert Wayne Stiless crimes then it is likely they would be rotting in a Californian jail right now.
Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles himself admits his parents keep trying to buy his love, which is impossible since he has none to give.

>>260916
The owner has an email address on their website, if his dox accurate about where he stays that is.

>>260937
I'm the one who asked and then I googled it myself instead of being lazy. I'm stupid for asking. I like MST3K and now I recall it but whatever. I agree with what you said.

Thanks in any event anon.

Not to mention the fact that Robb's parents are both old. Robb's dad, Wayne, is in his early-sixties and was 38 when Robb was born.

Oh, shit, I was just watching The Final Sacrifice.

>>260948
Yet another thing he has in common with Chris Chan

>>260948
That explains his autism then.

>>260937
Rowsdower is also the nick used by the guy who dumped the truckload of archived ADF cocks when we first discovered him.

>DON'T CALL MY PARENTS
Robb confirmed for 13 years old.

>>260988
That's hilarious. Can we get it in context? Full quote please, because no writer can deliver a mixture of white privilege mixed with a persecution complex and a dash of narcissism quite like Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles. I'm tempted to base a character loosly off him just so I can throw a few of his quotes in. If it ever got published he'd probably sue, because he can't seem to grasp the Streisand effect. Still I couldn't make up some of the shit he types. His post about using medical marijuana and bath salts for instance, pure gold.

>>260990
>Sean, you've gone to fucking far OK?! What the fuck entitles you to call my parents? Do you see me stalking YOUR parents because you have formed this union of haters towards me? NO, I DON'T.
After Sean called his dad.

>white privilege
Go back to Tumblr.

>>260932
Hey, me too. I've been actually telling the ADF crew to stop teasing Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles for being a tranny, even came to his FB to tell him not to worry (he ignored me entirely). But then soon I realized how completely unlikable individual Rob is and I don't feel no sympathy nor pity anymore. This "almost kidnapped a woman" failed plot thing was just the latest confirmation. Also note how NOBODY sympathises with his ordeal - not the trannies, not the autists (okay, they're autists, but anyway), not the bronnies, just no one - everyone he wants to recruit to his personal army just tells him to go away / fuck off, or even laugh at him, too. I wonder how his parents will react.

Are there actually people that read entire Robbaaaaaaaaay threads? He's a funny retard, but jesus it's like an entire new thread once a day.

>>261003
I've read them all from beginning to end. I regret nothing.

>>261004
Ditto. Robbie is gold. Pure stupid gold.

>>261004
And so have I. All...17 of them? Best threads in 789chan.

>>261003

READ THEM

its literally the funniest thing on the board hands down

All hail the GOBLIN KING!

>>261003

If I catch them before they're archived I'll read them post for post, but I tend to only look at Robbay's posts in the archived ones, to hard to follow the mismatched post numbers.

I wonder whats going to happen now that Sean has contacted his dad?

Is Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles going to the Nut House? Sandalins?

>>261024
Some of them are uploaded in rar so you can download and then view them with working links in your browser.

>>261019
Dude, that's the old artwork. Here's the new picture from the upcoming troll's expansion.

>>261036

I've only seen that done with the last thread.

>>260994
Tumbler didn't make up the concept, they just misuse and abuse it to death.
Rob claims to be downtrodden and oppressed, but if it had been a black man who committed his crimes, do you honestly believe he would be out on the street? Rob is the quintessential example of white privilege. Some white boy who expects the whole fucking world on a plate and when he gets it continues to bitch that others are oppressing him. He's a spoilt brat.
He's what the dead Kennedy's were talking about with Holiday in Cambodia.

>>260994
Is there a recording of the conversation? Because that would be hilarious.
Personally think he should have waited till after finding out which drugs Rob was on and called pretending to be a concerned friend. Can you imagine Robs reaction to being put in rehab?

>>261041
Please stop sperging. Robb is lolcows because he is an insane tranny, not because he's white.

What we need is a compendium of all of Rob's posts in an easy to read format. Maybe a well organized PDF with an index. "Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles's posts on 789chan vol. 1"

>>261043
So you don't agree that a good part of what he is flows from the fact he gets away with it? All the death threats, the stalking, admitting to drug use while on diversion, etcetera. Do you honestly believe that if he was born into a trailer trash family or black that society wouldn't have bitchslapped him by now?

>>261045
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Robert_Wayne_Stiles#Vanned_Robert

Go back to Tumblr. Seriously.

>>261045
No. Robert just doesn't learn. He never does.

Sure is social justice in here.

>>261051
White conspiracy to protect insane trannies from the jerkops. Sounds legit.

http://www.youtube.com/user/FuryanArchive

Now all Robbay videos in one channel. Archived for your viewing pleasure, /cwc/.

Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles's parents. I feel so bad for them. :(

That old bald man is Mr. Robert Wayne Stiless dad? Oh my...

>>261064
Expired semen creates lolcows, as proven by Chris.

Where can I read these posts about the cave and kidnapping a woman, and him getting drunk and put in an ambulance?

Did it happen on IRC?

  Bath salts

>>261059
They look so...normal.

Clearly, Robert had such a terrible and cruel upbringing in the nightmare that is upper middle class America.

>>261068
By clicking the link in the very first post.

>>261069
how immature do you have to be to make a video that stupid?

>>261059
He looked so...normal.
And then he decided to let his crazy shine.

  >>261059
Robbay grows up to be a super villain

  god the Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles archive needs more views

this is hilarious

>>261072
Better question would how high he was and on what. It's sort of funny that you can literally watch his mind deteriorate in those videos. I mean he starts off almost normal, athletic even, and then he just sort of sinks into his current state. He's like a p.s.a. for bath salts.

>>261068
I don't believe an ambulance ride has been confirmed. Not sure we can believe much of what comes out of his mouth. We probably need independent confirmation of everything from his drinking to his amberlamps ride. I'm convinced of the stimulant abuse, due to his mania and muscle loss. I could be wrong though, as there are psychological disorders that mimic those results.

>>261059
Amazing how much a person can change...

  >>261078
His voice sounds even worse in this one.

>>261083
Robert looks way better as a dude. That's not saying much... but still.

Listening to Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles speak in that video where he wanders the Philly streets with his fellow trannies is demanding. He sounds like he ate paint chips as a baby.

>>261086
Talk about a huge decline. Go back to being a guy, completely clean up and rewrite his personality to someone who isn't a scumbag and he'd have a shot at life.

Just proves even more that this is his fault.

>>261047
He was given a diversion, that's a slap on the wrist and it's destined for expungement as part of the plea agreement. That means he won't even have a record. Now imagine if he wasn't the upper middle class white kid he is, do you imagine the court would have been so kind?
Meanwhile black kids have been given time in juvenile hall for farting in class http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/08/10/feds-student-rights-violated-in-east-miss-city/
So don't tell me Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles isn't floating by doing shit that would rightly have landed others in jail.
He won't even have a record. Expunged with a small court fee at the end of his diversionary period. He's not even regularly drug tested.

>>261088
And somehow I find Derrek to be even more irritating than Robert in that video. Robb tries too hard, but Derrek takes it to a whole other level.

Here's how I predict Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles will try to defend his actions this time.

http://789chan.org/420/res/261.html

>>261094
You are trying too hard, son.

>>261094
Yes and whites are murdered by blacks and everyone are oppressed by everyone and everyone is privileged and everyone gets raped.

This shit doesn't belong to /cwc/, sperg.

Does Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles really smoke weed? It just seems like an excuse for acting like a dumb homosexual deviant

>>261106
As anyone who's ever smoked weed can confirm, weed alone doesn't make you a raging homosexual deviant lolcow.

>>261097
Is he unemployed now?

>>261108
I don't think so. The timing of the start and stop of the ED edit war yesterday coincides with someone on the East Coast pissing away his entire lunch break.

>>261107

Yeah I've smoked alot of weed in my day and dabbled into quite a few hard drugs. None of it made me go online night after night and wage "war" with internet trolls.

Its just an excuse, and it should be considered a poor one.

>>261110
It's a poor excuse for his behavior but he still shouldn't smoke weed if has mental health issues, it's pretty well known that it can make some people even more paranoid.

>>261094
it's the autistic card privilege, it would be ableist not to allow it!

  >>261078
Leaked footage of a Wolverines initiation ritual.
Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles appears at the 5 second mark.

>>261094

Good points. Rob is spoiled and everyone around him enables his bullshit. Which is what all you other spergs have been saying all along. Learn to comprehend things, guys.

>>261135
That is what we can agree with. But that "hurr white privilege da niggos are oppressed tumblr is the best" shit is just plain tarded and has no relevance to /cwc/.

>>261136
Yeah it doesn't belong on here, but still if you think white privilege doesn't exist you're either stupid or an asshole.

>>261136

I think all that OP was trying to say is that Robert's situation is indicative of a larger problem, if he hadn't used the cliche buzzwords you don't like you'd probably agree.

>>261139
Probably not OP.

>>261138
That's nice, if you agree, let's leave arguing about some fucking privileges to Tumblr. This /cwc/.

  Robbay on bath salts.

>>261139
I think it's a combination of his parents being rich and all that comes along with that and him having mental issues which I'm sure is the reason people are more sympathetic with him than they would with someone who didn't have autism or whatever mental disability he has.

I don't understand why you guys get so upset when someone tries to spark some kind of discussion on here, especially one that deviates a little bit from the usual insults.

>>261147
gb2tumblr homosexual deviant

>>261148

hi alog lol!

>>261149
That's not how HI A-LOG works, a-log

>>261147
Because whining about "white privilege" pretty much exposes you as Tumblr homosexual deviant and nothing good can come of this. When I saw the first post, I knew, I knew he would start whining about "The Man Keeping the Brother Down", and just look what happened.

Now, let's just please forget about the homosexual deviant and get back to usual insults.

itt upset crackers

Go! Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles! Go out and be privileged to the extreme!

(Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles why do you always come on here and guilt people for their sexuality or gender shame them?)

Enough arguing, let's talk about what Robbay did in that cave.

>>261149
>doesn't understand what HI ALOG means

HI Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles!

They say if you go down Old Mill Road and take that dusty, forgotten sidetrail due southeast, you'll find a cave where many a child has gone missing...

  Here is a song just for you Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles.

So hey Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles, serious question here now. Serious question.

What if we got in contact with Chris, pretending to be you, and got "you" to be his next Heartsweet? We'd even use your real picture since you provided so many!

You'd get a page on the CWCki and all! And since the Stonecutters control his entire email account, there's no way you could warn him... or even get in contact with him in any way!

The climax would be Ohio Journey v2, where Chris would jump into SonChu's burned out carcass and drive to Philly to be with you, his one true love. We even have the exact apartment you're in, so he could basically show up any time, naked and horny, ready to be your #1 man forever!

What do you think, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles? Sound like a good plan? Yes/no.

>>261169
Epic ween, brah!

  >>261169
yup

>>261169
I don't think even Chris is desperate enough to mate with this abomination. I think he'd friend zone Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles.

See Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles? The community approves. They APPROVE.

This is going to be big. You're going to be the next JULAAAAAAAAAAY.

What do you think, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles?

Man, I love Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles threads.

In fact I think that Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles is a bigger, better and more mind fucking lolcow than Chris, there I've said it

Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles's incoherent rage and the contribution of anons showcases the finest /cwc/ has to offer.

>>261173
Chris Chan started out as a whimper, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles started out as a bang.

>>261175
Well to be fair Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles doesn't have as long to make an impression. After all he's on diversion and his p.o. is bound to find out about his drug abuse, his threats of violence, his loosing his job ( how do I spoiler?). Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles is going to be in jail soon enough. Since the crime he's on parole for involved electronic communication there is no way his p.o. won't do the occasionally google search to see what he's up too.

What was the crime?

The man's a lolcow Rock Star.

>>261177
Go to his e.d. page.

>>261059
I feel bad for them as well.

Imagine it. All they probably wanted was for their son to grow up with a good decent moral system, have a nice successful career, meet a nice girl and have good friends. And instead they get Rob and his shitstorm of a life. They probably feel like they failed as parents.

>>261182
Well they actually did fail as parents. So that would only be rational. Their son is a straight virgin who harassed a porn star to the point of federal intervention and then threatened the feds. He dressed up like a women in the hopes of it attracting one, and the sum outcome was him making friends with a homeless crazy man and his crew of transvestite Bolsheviks. The reason he continues to wear a dress is that this was the only way he ever managed to make friends.
If I was his dad, I'd be swinging from a climbing rope halfway down the cave with a note pinned to my jacket and the cellphone I used to tip 911 off in my pocket. At least then both I and the spirit of that poor girl could find rest.

>>261182
Has Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles ever said what kind of career he wanted to get into? (If any, I assume he must have had something in mind at some point though?)

>>261186
Artist. But he has zero artistic talent. 4 years at a two year university and he still draws like a 12 year old with the downs.
Specifically I believe he wanted to do the concept art for games. How someone could spend all that time and money practicing and still fail to understand the most basic of concepts is beyond me. I think he might actually be retarded. Do we know if he went to special ed?

>>261188
He probably only took artsy type classes where you paint what you feel or some shit instead of real observational art classes that actually help you.

>>261178
>then one fine morning she puts on a New York station.... You know, her life was saved by rock & roll.

>>261169

This is so retarded that it could actually work.

Ok, what the fuck do you want me to do to just get the archived crap taken down. I will answer any questions you about me have minus the cave shit. That is all.

I am currently at the welcome center by the lake where my parents have a vacation house, so you're getting NO nudes.

>>261205
Well hello there you spoiled brat.

>>261205

Robb, thank goodness that no matter how bad or epic things become, you still never learn and keep coming back.

Cheers to you, my role model :)

And by, archived crap I mean what I said under the influence. Because of you people I've had to bury another large part of my past.

>>261205
I'll think of something to ask after I enjoy your ED page.

>>261208

How about STFU or I go back on my word. I got an email saying I should give a Q&A session and a "friend" will be able to help me get what I desire.

>>261209
It's a safe bet that it won't be the last time you're under the influence so what's the difference?

>>261205
you either give me that money or arrange the ability for me to tell your father everything you've done

remember, I have the final say

>>261212

Sean went and played tattle tail so now I've had to resort to something a little more drastic. That is the only reason I want that stuff taken down.

The stuff I said in the rest of the threads was at least said with HONEST CONVICTION. The shit I said about LGBT, AIDS and my habbits I need removed.

>>261205
Why are you at the vacation house? Having a meeting?

>>261205

Why do hate memebers of the LGBT community so much?

>>261215
It's called personal responsibility and accountability. As always?

GROW UP.

>>261215

>The shit I said about LGBT, AIDS and my habbits I need removed.

Spoiler - like everything else you've ever posted here, it's never going to be. lol.

Come to IRC, Ri­ka. Click "webchat" under the board title and join us.

>>261215
Who got you into weed? Was it a member of your trans group?

>>261216
I'm removing something.

>>261217

Only those who have wronged me. Rachel and Shawn are two of my friends who are transexual and we have never fought.

Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles, there is a simple thing about your internet presence that you just don't understand.

When you said you were taking bath salts, did you mean the actual drug, or were you getting these here mixed up with what's been going on in the news for the last few months?

Do you think Chris deserved to be trolled?

If you had the chance do you think you would enjoy trolling him?

>>261224

Describe your ideal partner both in looks and personality. :3

>>261224

So you spend your time accusing everyone who says anything bad against you of hating you just for being transexual (when there's many other obvious reasons), but still use being transexual as an insult against any transexuals you have a grievance with? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Be honest, do you think Omega is cute?

>>261205
Sorry Rob. No dice. The cave is the only thing we are actually interested in at this point

Robb, why do you want to fuck Zyklon so much? That's sad.

>>261205
Changing your name and getting castrated doesn't absolve you of your past.

Hey Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles, how would you describe your teenage years?

Maybe they sent him to a small boarding school for aspies.

Places like that have no privelages for children, especially their all boy student body.

Turns out, Mew from the cwcki forums was lying about being in the stonecutters. So, I'm not fucking granting you my asshole.

>>261205
So you are getting ready to run from the law? You really should keep your movements to yourself stiles.
He's there because he's moving out of his apartment as to not be at a known location, next he will rent an apartment on cash, likely having to overpay in order to stay off the record. He probably hopes the system will just forget about him after a couple months.

>>261245
>Mew from the cwcki forums
>Stonecutter.

You're a fucking retard, as is Mew. Have fun together idiots.

Robb, why are you trying to take down the stonecutters of Christian Weston Chandler?

Shouldn't you be after your own stonecutters?

>>261245

lolwut? When did this happen? And how are you so stupid you fell for it?

>>261245
You can't be serious anymore, right? You aren't really that retarded? Please tell us you were just trolling us again. I want to believe.

irc log

>>261253
Rob doesn't know that us reporting it would cause his p.o. to order him to take a drug test? These days they like to test hair, because people like to use masking agents and such to fool the urine tests and blood doesn't show up for as long

A boiling point has been reached. ENTER THE SHOVING.

Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles what do you think "stonecutters" actually means?

>>261254

><SeanieB> bath salts are federally banned
><Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles> they were legal when i purchased them
><Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles> that is all that matters

lolno, that's not how it works, retard.

><Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles> do you know who MEW is?

><Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles> he said he could take care of all my problems

Oh Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles you are so naive and slow in the mind.

So whats all this talk about THE SHOVING?

>>261254

You omitted the good part, seanie.

>>261258

I guess he never heard of a drug test, either.

>>261268
bro those are easy to pass, just put a pebble in your shoe and step on it real hard when they take your blood.

>>261265
Need more info than is in the log. Also getting shoved by a stick figure with really bad martial arts training wouldn't do much. Did the person he shoved make a comment about someone having left a window open or turned on a fan?

>>261270
What? Lol
No. You drink bleach.

I think for me, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles has gotten to that point where he's no longer a real person so much as a laughable cartoon character.

>>261272
No wait, that's for the piss test. For the blood you have to over over oxygenate the blood and the easiest way would be with a syringe full of air.

>>261245
>So, I'm not fucking granting you my asshole.

Sorry, I don't speak retard, could you explain what the hell this means? Do you think a crusty, scabby methhead's asshole is something people would vie over?

>>261277
Well it is virgin...

>>261258
he took actual bath salts, not the drug

>>261270
>>261272
>>261276

So the safest bet would be to inject your toe with aerated bleach? I hope Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles doesn't read this, he could use it to pass any drug test ever.

>>261211
>How about STFU or I go back on my word.
First off, your word ain't worth the breath you waste on it. You'd pretend to support or believe anyone or anything if it let you stay in your retarded little comfort zone.

Secondly,
>I got an email saying I should give a Q&A session and a "friend" will be able to help me get what I desire.
lol I guess this "friend" was Mew from the CWCki forums? Wow, just wow.

>>261279
No he just bought a large quantity about a month ago when it was legal but right after the feds raided the lab in the states and after they intercepted the foreign shipments. Yeah, that wasn't constitutionally legal, but that's how the dea operates. They also had local authorities raid a bunch of headshops in the weeks ahead of the bans implementation "for testing". The big ones lost a lot of money in product and potential sales. They did this to hurt the headshops as much as possible.

>The stuff I said in the rest of the threads was at least said with HONEST CONVICTION.

Here's some of the TRUE AND HONEST things you've said:
>None of my trans friends do anything with their lives. Most of them are completely fucking useless.
>Screw Ahuviya. Screw LGBT.
>i'll take a glock and ram it down your cunt(...)im serious. i'll tie your tubes with a boxcutter

Not exactly anything to be proud of, is it? Or have you been fucked up on bath salts for longer than three threads?

>>261254
>admitting to possession
>admitting to disposing of the drugs
>pretending all of the above won't mean jack if he BAAWWWWs to authorities

Yeah, things are looking real good when it comes to your word against the mounting evidence.

  So first he runs and as he runs they all stop and watch him. The guy even stutters when he tries to start preaching again after what he just saw.

I wish I could've been there to see the Goblin King awkwardly flee the scary "Real jesuits Are Black" guys.

>>261289
The wordbutter gets me once again.

as always Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles deleted his posts. anyone got the caps?

>>261285
If he was on a cns binge it would explain the psychosis. He did become a cross dresser after they hit the market and he has notable muscle loss, thin greasy skin, thinning hair, general signs of malnutrition and a interrupted circadian rhythm. Basically he looks like a torn up meth addict. Perhaps that's why he applies his makeup so thick, but you can't cover up that kind of ugly. Should have stuck with something shorter acting like cocaine or ritalin, Rob. The crash is going to be epic. Imagine only getting about an hours sleep per night for a month and then suddenly crashing. All that vivid dreaming from a restored rem cycle and afterwards being able to feel the pain of torn up muscles and being as weak as a kitten and as slow as a slug. Oh boy is he in for a treat

>>261292
As always, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles shall reap that which he has sown.

>>261289
Love how he titled it "jesuit monks" instead of jesuitish. Might of well have just titled it Nigger Kikes.
Then he goes on and on about how people are repressing him. Fuck sake Robbie.

>>261295
Yeah, it ranks right up there with one of Mikhail's latest Reddit posts.

http://www.reddit.com/r/circlejerk/comments/z33px/i_just_punched_my_greyhound_bus_driver_for_saying/

>>261296
Tempted to make a reddit account just to respond "Some bitch punched me for expressing my religious beliefs".

>>261291
Here's a preemptive cap of everything he's posted so far.

Per the screen caps, if Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles will answer anything get him to answer about THE SHOVING.

It all just gets weirder each thread. I'm flabbergasted. Kidnapping plots, bath salts, Finnish broadband companies, FBI agents, guns, porn stars, conspicuous lack of sex, and now Mew.

>>261302
Caves more important

>>261292
Robbay taking bath salts from a few months back would explain a lot, since he started posting more frequently and with less coherent gibberish (also constantly saying he was on one substance or another - e.g. alcohol, medical marijuana, bath salts) from a few threads back.
I think he's always been a skinny, pale guy with stringy hair, though.

What if it's a cave by his parents summer home and what he's moving is a body?
Maybe the porn star wasn't his first obsession. Attempted kidnapping but she escaped into a cave and... it was an accident, right Robert? It's o.k. they can't punish you for it, but the family needs closure.

>>261296
Superior: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/z1c9z/i_am_barack_obama_president_of_the_united_states/c60pawy

>>261303
With the disappearance of young children, mysterious caves, and the pale goblin monster as a main focus, I think it's more like pic related.

>>261305
But he used to have enough muscle tone to do backflips. He actually had a bit of bicept, like a junior high female cheerleader. Now he looks like he can barely stand upright. Look at how sunk in his eyes have gotten and how his face has gotten so skinny that his ears look big. If he gets anymore torn up lord of the ring fans will be asking him for his autograph.

>>261309
I can't read Japanese. I can speak a little, but not well. So you are going to have to tell me what that says

>>261254
HI IRC-LOG.

>>261312
Ultra Q. It was the precursor to the Ultraman series, but slightly darker and creepier in tone. So, basically the Twilight Zone plus kids and people in rubber costumes (no giant monsters, though).

>>261310
Seriously? I haven't watched any of his videos yet, and most of the photos on the ED page are after he started "modeling," so I thought he was always just a scrawny, sallow guy with greasy hair.

I don't get you, Mr. Robert Wayne Stile. Why do you behave in such reckless manner?

>>261316
Ultra Q is too serious for Robbay, he reminds me of the salamander bad guys in one of the Star Man movies.

I can't be the only one that sees the resemblance.

  This movie would be closer to Roberts life, but he's like all the characters smushed into one.

>>261320
If Robbay were a giant monster...

>>261312
>I can speak a little

DESU NE SO KAWAII , BANZAI!!!

>>261324
What?

Combine this with the he-she character and the homosexual deviant

>>261324
No I'm not a weeblo, I speak some Korean and the two have some but not much crossover

>>261319
True. He could also very easily pass for the Chicken Man of Krankor. I can just imagine him bellowing
>"I WILL CONQUER YOUR PUNY IMAGEBOARD, IT IS USELESS TO RESIST!"
>"MY LEET HACKING SKILLS ARE FAR BEYOND YOURS!"
>"YOU (cisgender) SCUM!"

>>261329
I LIKE YOUR POST VERY MUCH.

Samay has broken his alliance with Robbay.

Pics courtesy of Mylarballoonfan

>>261332
>hey sammy make videos telling 789chan I'LL SEND THE DETECTIVES, THE POLICE, EVERYTHI-EVERYONE IN MAH POWER
>hey sammy, I got detectives on it, but gather evidence all the against them for me anyways
Some "alliance." Sounds like Robb is just trying to get other people to do everything for him, as usual.

>CALL ME...THE WRAITH
>trolling = cyberterrorism
Never change, Robbay. Never change.

please dont unleash your wraith powers robb, we're so scared :(

>>261335
TOO LATE, PUNY TROLLS! PREPARED TO BE WRAITHED BY MY TRANNY POWERS!

RRRROOOOBBBBAAAAAYYYYY COME OUT AND PLAY. ROOOBBBBAAAYYYY COME OUT AND PLAYYYYYYYYYYY.

Any update on the cave or the shoving?

>>261342
It seems likely that the cave is somewhere near his parents summer home and that it is where he had planned to take his kidnapping victim, who I'm assuming was going to be the bad actress from resident evil. He must have heard she was doing a signing somewhere or was doing a shoot near there. Why else would he suddenly admit to having at one point planned on abducting someone right after the cave was brought up. But it's more than that, he had a rape kit or something stored there. Probably some furniture as well. Of course when it came time to do it his plan fell to pieces. Adf probably learned about it when Rob was all chatty because of the bath salts.

>>261254
Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles thought security would deal with you? Oh noes, they would tell you to leave and you would be out gas.money. Maybe I should look into staying at this fine resort, I'm getting tired of the manner grounds. Pretty bored. My parents are in Europe for the month, my girlfriend is working double shifts at the nursing home, and I'll be damned if I'm spending another vacation babysitting my sisters brats in New Jersey or at camp in Michigan.
Prepare your anus Stiles

>>261313

>>261296
Fucking bitch wants to be a man and yet doesn't even know how a dick work.

>>260927
da stress

Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles come home, you need to entertain us so we aren't tempted to email logs to your p.o.
I'd suggest starting with a makeup tutorial given from da man cave.

Shit. Mew may be a homosexual deviant, but I wish you guys in irc had thought to keep quiet about him having nothing to do with anything, that's why Robbay stopped this little Q&A.

  Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles is a celebrity stalker. So to better understand him let's investigate the world of celebrity stalkers

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:General_disclaimer#Defamation_and_harassment

By the way Robb, here is something you should know the next time you try to vandalize ED:

>If you feel as though someone has committed harassment or defamation against you - please pursue your remedies against that poster as encyclopediadramatica.se is not responsible for their words. We are hosted in the Ukraine which does not recognize defamation or libellous cocks.

>>261327
Do you know the backstory to that pic?

>>261298
lel i did

Robb, please read this post for your own sake.

If you actually are scheming to kidnap somebody or are visiting a cave that contains your victims of the past, let me tell you that bringing this up on 789chan will ultimately prove bad to you. Take this dire warning.

Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles WHERE ARE YOU?

YOU NEED TO COME TO PROVIDE US WITH ENDLESS cocks

If Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles stopped posting, /cwc/ would probably wither away into nothingness. The ironic thing is, he is basically keeping the entire website alive by trying to OBLIVERATE it.

>>261428

His ultimate goal is to OBLIVERATE the ED page though, thats what hes warring about.

>>261416
Can you tell us, please?

I like how Robb changed his name to Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles, but still kept his middle name "Wayne". Real feminine

Does he actually go by R!ka in real life? Like name tag and everything?

>>261447
He claims to present himself as male while he's at work, so what name he uses depends on the situation. Just more proof that Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles is fake as hell.

>>261428
Not to mention that he donated to Sean when he needed money for server bills, thinking he could force him to delete the /L/ threads.

Needless to say what happened.

How stupid do you have to be to come to the conclusion that since women won't talk to me I will dress up as a woman to get one.

Its so stupid yet I feel like someone else came up with it also. Now if I could just remember who

>>261442
flesh eating bacteria no treatment because 3rd world. there are a series of pics over time that show her face melting

>>261467

I decided to do the opposite. I instead ignite my flame, and have made women smile at my entering the room.

>>261469
Link?

Robbay. Never change Robbay never change.

>>261416
It's a disease called noma. Gross-ass shit.

I'm worried about Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles. Where is she?

>>261493
Robbay is at his daddy's house , no lie

>>261493
>Where is she?
>she

Hi Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles.

>>261494
Not showing up for work after admitting to habitual drug and alcohol use looks bad to your p.o.

>>261473
Actually the other anon was right it's noma
http://imgur.com/a/zbXzZ
http://www.helpkarunawathi.org/story.html#st

>>261493
What's that Lassie, there is a Goblin screaming for help from inside a cave? He's waving around a petite severed arm in each hand?
Hell no you shouldn't help. It could be a trap.

>>261497
ain't that the shit from cabin fever?

>>261499
Not just any goblin. This is the Goblin King we're dealing with.

>>261497

Man, that is some fucked up shit. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

>>261534
Meanwhile Robert is trying to figure out how to bottle a more aggressive merca so he can have his revenge on usccis scum. That's what he's really doing in the cave and why he kidnapped a black boy

Is i just me or do his trolls have more artistic talent than he does?
How does that make you feel Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles?

The end is nigh, /cwc/. Your rain of terror in my life is almost ending. Just watch the waters carefully, your torment of me will be a fucking EULOGY. I've just fixxed everything.

>>261556
I'm so very scared...

>>261556
>rain of terror

>>261556
>Rain of terror

You can't spell, you can't make friends, you can't learn, you aren't loved... jesus Robbay I'd tell you to off yourself but you can't even do that.

No Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles at all today? :(

>>261556
In case he deletes it.

>your torment of me will be a fucking EULOGY
You don't know what a eulogy is do you?

I'm not telling anyone what I just did but I will say this. You scumbags made me famous and I thank you. I just met a woman who showed my noteriety too and she thought it was awesome that I'm famous.

Face it, none of you are. Only I am and I'm the greatest lolcow on the planet. You can't make my shit up.

>>261566

>Face it, none of you are. Only I am and I'm the greatest lolcow on the planet. You can't make my shit up.

Acceptance, the final stage.

> You scumbags made me famous and I thank you.
Learn the difference between famous and notorious.

>>261566
>Implying ADF is a woman

>>261566
Hey, that's a great attitude, great you can finally appreciate our efforts!

>>261566
True, we can't make it up, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles. You really are as stupid as you seem.

>>261566

>I'm the greatest idiot on the internet! Jealous?

>>261566
>>261566
>>261566

Nice dubs robbay and it's good that you've come to terms with your fate.

>>261570

I have power in this world because people KNOW who I fucking am. They don't think I'm infamous just a real life internet celebrity. So many single lesbians have found this amazing over in the Poconos.

>>261566
>Face it, none of you are

Wrong, Robert. All of us are.

>>261566
Inb4: "Hurr, I trolled you! I was only pretending to be a total moron!"

Robb, do you not get it?

Even if you OBLIVERATE 789chan, OBLIVERATE ED, even kill each and every one of us hated trolls, your internet presence is going to be forever known?

Nothing you can do will stop it.

>>261578
you cant be a lesbian if you have a penis.

In the end, I've won. ED is my calling card and a great conversation starter. :)

>>261578
>I have power in this world because people KNOW who I fucking am. They don't think I'm infamous just a real life internet celebrity. So many single lesbians have found this amazing over in the Poconos.
"Hey girls, you know that I'm a really big lolcow in the internet?"
"Ooooh!"

Whatever you say, Robb.

>>261578
Every day you sound more and more like Chris.

One last thing, I'M THE QUEEN OF THE POCONOS. First kiss baby!

>>261584
>In the end, I've won. ED is my calling card and a great conversation starter. :)
One of the best Robb posts so far.

Occupation: Internet retard.
Call: XXXXX

>>261578
>I have power in this world because people KNOW who I fucking am

You high again Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles?

>>261584

my fucking sides have transcended into a new dimension of laughter

i'm sure woman line up to get raped in a cave

>>261587
Stop forcing yourself on children you disgusting piece of shit.

>>261584
I think we broke him.

>>261586
Robb is male lesbian. A gaybian.

>>261587
First kiss at your age? Wow.

>>261591

HAH, guess what Mr. Sides guy. Took a shower, slid into my best dress and used NO fucking make-up, just a bit of eyeliner hit a nightclub and flaunted my fucking status as a bisexual ass kicking, brown belted internet legend. I've done battles with the fucking interwebs and I've survived.

Now, that I'm recognized I'm liberated.

>>261584
Lol, Robert is attempting to use reverse psychology, badly.

He thinks that, if he says the ED page is doing him good, we'll go "Oh noes!" and get rid of it.

You're a fucking tard Robbay.

>>261598
You cannot be real

>>261584


GUYS DON'T YOU SEE??? THE ED ARTICLE IS MAKING HIM FAMOUS!

WE HAVE TO DELETE IT IN ORDER TO TAKE THAT FAME FROM HIM!


Durrr hurrr nice try Robert, your reverse psychology is such a brilliant plan.

>>261587
>I'M THE QUEEN OF THE POCONOS

Except that you're a guy.

>>261598

i'm sure you looked lovely and kicked ass and weren't a grimy little goblin man

but my sides have still fallen into a inescapable vortex of humor; if you see them, please give them back

I've always BEEN Jordman in disguise! Honestly guys, you think out your ass too much. WINNER!

>totally not bothered gais
>OBLIVERATE MY ED IM GONNA KILL MYSELF
>My ED is really cool
>BRB VANDALIZING MY ARTICLE
:3

>>261598
>Took a shower

It's a whole weekend of firsts!

>>261603
If by queen he means fagg0t then he would be correct.

>>261606
So you didn't get rid of the bath salts?

Got it.

>>261606

I don't think jordan would call herself a man. Nice try Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles. Keep using the ed article as an aphrodisiac. Hope that my contributions to the world gets you some sexy time.

>>261598

Then you're welcome, you unappreciative, privileged, male sack of dicks.

>>261597
>dat filename

Seriously, I'm happy now. You have no more need to think about me because you can't troll me. I've just nullified my status as a lolcow because I have women who think I'm SHIT.

ahaha, its like whenever i think it cant get better it does

go ahead and give us the details of this romantic conquest robert

>>261587
>first kiss at age 24
ahahaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>261614

>women who think I'm SHIT

everyone thinks your shit robbay

>>261614
You came here, retard.

>>261614
>women who think I'm SHIT.

Never was a truer word spoken.

>>261598
Rob... look. No-one here is fooled by your fake confidence. It's painfully obvious you're still obsessed with us.

>>261614
I can't wait for these double agent "women" to drop some cocks for us.

>>261614
Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles, if you truly believed that, you wouldn't have come here and made this many posts about it. Your facade is quite easy to spot.

>>261614
>I've just nullified my status as a lolcow because I have women who think I'm SHIT.
You know, in the wholly hypothetical scenario that a single woman in the universe wouldn't hate you, that wouldn't redeem you as a person and un-lolcow you. That's just not-being-a-complete-social-retard. You're being sad Robb.

THE SHIT, you anon babees. Keep on sucking your neckbeards LOL

Oh and tell Sean the buttfucker he has NOTHING on me cept I got a goth les babe who loves my androgyny and my boldness.

>>261627
>boldness
I can see it "You know I used to run cyber harems?"

>>261606
>>261614
I think most women view you below shit darling.

>>261598
>>Took a shower

You mean you actually took one after six months of stinking your apartment

Every Robby thread is a treat. And I'm just in time for the show!

>>261627
Except Sean was already happy. You on the other hand have threatened all of us with death and threatened to kill yourself out of depression. Seriously Robb, you're not even trying anymore.

>>261627

Do your parents even know about the ED page? Some random chick who wants to ride on your 5 inch penis is different than the people who birthed you.

>>261627
Waiting for bi-polar Robbay to kick in and start screaming about how terrible we are again.

  >>261627
She's 500 lbs, right?

>>261627
If you continue to tell yourself a lie long enough do you eventually think it's reality?

>>261633
>BUT I've turned it around learned my lesson. Now he can delete all those irelevent threads.
Why? They're funny. If you truly had changed yourself, you could see them as motivator to keep improving yourself.

>>261633
Gotcha! As with everything else, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles, your reverse psychology has failed.

>>261633
But they make you famous, taking them down would be a great disservice to you!

>>261614
OH LOOK Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles IS HAPPY BETTER TAKE DOWN THE ED ARTICLE!
it this what you believed was gonna happen?

>>261627
silly Robert, that's not how you spell baldness

>>261627

MORE ROBERT

TELL US MORE

>>261633
Hahahahaha no.

>>261639
Deleted already. Here it is again. He thinks he can use reverse psychology. Stupid Robb.

>>261627
Pics or it didn't happen.

Oh Robb.

Only two days ago we found out you smoked weed and did bath salts. The next day you claimed you raped some little kid when you were 13.

Now you're claiming to found someone? Man or woman? Gay or Lesbian?

I used to insult Robert by calling him a literal, of course in the non-literal sense of the word.

But Robert attempting some third grader level reverse psychology, I can't help but to wonder if he's legit mentally crippled.

BUT I've learned my lesson and I'll tell you beta losers this she made me an androgynous HETEROSEXUAL hottie.

>>261627
>goth babe
you mean a 300+pound land whale that shops at hottopic and listens to combichrist right?

>>261649
So you admit you are a man?

Are you crying Rob?

>>261649
PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN ROB

>>261649
Literally everything in that sentence was bullshit.

>>261649
You're so pathetic, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles. Did you honestly believe this vain attempt was going to get the ED article taken down? You are quite sad.

>>261649

Your in to Pick Up Artists now, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles? So what techniques did you use to get this goth hottie? Did you neg the shit out of her for not being a wraith? Did you Demonstrate Higher Value by showing her your ED page?

>>261649
"calling peope betas"
it just keeps getting better

>>261649
>BUT I've learned my lesson and I'll tell you beta losers this she made me an androgynous HETEROSEXUAL hottie.
NO YOU HAVEN'T. YOU KEEP POSTING HERE. WITH WHAT LOGIC HAVE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON?

this motherfucker is like chris but going through the stages 100x faster
He's already gone from initial infamy to JenkinsJinkies to Carlos Chantor to pretending he has people who know him for what he does OTI in real life (though chris believed millions kbew sonichu).

>>261650

Oh wow, Miss Perfect Tranee is jelous! Keep crawling in your fucking skin Omega.

>>261657
Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles, the gift that keeps on giving.

>>261660

Omega actually looks and sounds like a woman.

You on the other hand don't even come close.

>>261660
More hypocrisy as always, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles. Glad to see you're not bothered in the least by us.

>>261660
She kind of is perfect, huh? :3

>>261660
Come to IRC, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles. We want to hear more of your conquest.

>>261660
After what you did in that cave I wouldn't be surprised if you want to crawl around in Omega's skin.

>>261660
You're obviously jealous and that makes your statement hilarious. Are you crying right now?

>>261660
>keep crawling in your skin omega
lmfao me and sean are laughing are butts off in skype
>>261662
thanks but my voice is pretty mannish.

So robs I'm guessing your goth "hottie" looks less like Siouxsie and more like this

>>261656

She hates Christians. WHAT A GODDAMN SUPRISE.

Call me a man, Introman but I am of the third gender aka Gender Queer. I've told you literally thousands of fucking times.

>>261668
Not to mention just yesterday Robb expressed how much he wants to fuck Zyklon, his own troll. Robert is a very sad human being.

This just in Robbay, A-Log, and Nick Bates have joined forces to take down these fine forums and ED. God help them all.

>>261660

>>261670
>Third Gender
You literally just stated that you're heterosexual.

  >>261660
Please tell us more about how you drugged and raped a goth chick

>>261670
Except you've already admitted that the cross-dressing was just a ruse to get women. You're about as self-contradictory as ADF at this point, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles.

Come to IRC again, Ri­ka.

>>261660

>>261670
>but I am of the third gender aka Gender Queer. I've told you literally thousands of fucking times.

Cool so you're just like those random girls on tumblr that identify as third gender, an attention baiter.

>>261670

He's calling you by your sex, of which you're a man, baby.

R!ka, /cwc/ would wither away into the dust of the internet if you quit posting here. If you're really worried about your ED page so much, change your name again or something.

>>261670
You're a man.

No futile attempt on your part will ever change that.

>>261670
Didn't you several times refer to yourself as a woman? Try to decide already.

>>261677
NO! Don't invite him into IRC while we're discussing the 'eye of the autistic' plan.

>>261686
Such wonderful misogyny you're showing, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles.

>>261686
Hahahaha, sure thing, virgin.

>>261686
You're still a man.

You're also ugly.

This morning you were up in the mountains of Pennsylvania, and now you're claiming you hooked up with a goth hottie?

Well, I'm glad this confirms you straight. Gay people suck. Be womanly all you want, but don't be gay.

But anyway bro, seriously, your track logic is bewildering.

You really can end this entire thing by plugging out your internet, but you keep coming back. Bless you Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles.

CRAWLING IN MY CAVE
THESE TROLLS THEY WON'T STOP POSTING

>>261686
He's breaking.

>>261687
He'll learn of it soon enough anyway since it's already in motion. Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles is always three steps behind.

>>261686
>You losers really think banging a bitch is that hard? First, i ain't that bad, my teeth are shit but I aint some dopey smily queer and you just tell a women what she wants to hear flat-out and shes head over heels. also, helps that I'm the perfect balance of man and woman.
Uh, Robert. It's you who has been telling how women don't like you and how hard it is to get one. You said you don't mind becoming a 30 years old virgin. You planned kidnapping a woman.

Nice try though, although I doubt your social skills have improved while posting in /cwc/.

Also, normal people have had and have sex. Even if you managed to come to the level of a normal person in this sense, you'd still be a colossal lolcow, and nothing can change that. If you telling others you have teh secks makes you automatically awesome, I think you'd enjoy the company of 14 years olds more.

>>261686
DAT SOME COOL MISOGYNY BRO

Gentlemen. We have broken The Great Goblin King.

>>261692

Omega just admit it, you're either a gender queer or a man. Seriosly, Don't be a fucking asshole man. I heard you like torturing heteromen because their scum.

>>261698
>Implying he wasn't born broken

>>261686
Hold up there, fucker. You were the one who accused us of hating women, yet you say "You losers really think banging a bitch is that hard?" Your hypocrisy knows no bounds, does it Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles?

>>261686

It isn't for normal people. But for people like you who refuse to shower, who are socially retarded, and who look like Gollum; it is. So enjoy raping that goth chick in a cave

>>261699
Keep being a misogynistic prick, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles. We'll keep calling you out on it.

>>261699
And you wonder why nobody loves you?

>>261699
I don't identify as gender queer or as a man but whatever, you sure are acting like quite the alpha tonight

>>261699
Why do you need anyone to admit anything?

Thought you were too busy being awesome?

Oh right, you're a liar and you're still crying because Omega's better than you. Also you're ugly and a man.

So Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles is a cisgendered heteronormative after all huh?

Robbay come to IRC

Where's Zyklon, I'm even with her now. She's gonna get the mud kicked right up her cunt.

>>261709
And yet more misogyny. Why do you hate women so much, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles?

>>261709
Fuck you are despicable.

>>261705

You're a heterosexual who likes women just like me. Only difference is you're in denial.

>>261709

For the last fucking time, you blithering, blabbering goblin, she is on IRC.

>>261709
Wow! You're quite intimidating!

Maybe Zyklon has better things to do than spend all her time here. Y'know, unlike you.

>>261710
Because he can't get one.

>>261699
Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles you just said you were the gender queer!

Omega is just a regular cute girl. ; )

Ok, Rob, what are you smoking now?

>>261712

>>261709
>Where's Zyklon, I'm even with her now. She's gonna get the mud kicked right up her cunt.
Right here. Didn't bother avatarfagging because I know how that causes you Da Stress. How can I help you?

I don't really see how we're even, but k.

COME TO IRC

>>261712
More self-contradiction, I see. Keep digging Robert. You're obviously not bothered by us at all.

>>261709
You're such a fucking misogynist , you really are a sick human being

>>261712
You're not going to get your way. Nobody's going to placate you and pretend they are who you want them to be.

Keep crying.