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>Nava-verse wiki

Moleman what the fuck. you don't need to make a wiki for your autistic creations.

moleman get on irc you little fuck

>>265185
He's being self-centered and completely oblivious to criticism. Business as usual. He can't write for shit, or has the will to practice how to write a decent story meant to be read for a public. He's too busy doodling colorful shit to be bothered with those petty things.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:ResonX

Moleman's wikipedia account.

ORIGINAL CHARACTER, DEW NAWT STEILL!!!!

>>265192

That account is also on his own wiki. That is just a new level of sad.

Moleman, why the hell do you have two accounts on your own wiki?

The old one is still here. Let's wait for it to be archived.

>>265193
Truly the work of a genius!

It seems the the nava wiki has a user that isnt moleman. Do we already know who DrajelaoC is? He has a thundercats wiki account and a goosebumps wiki account.

>>265213

I think that's his friend DeepC. Just an educated guess.

>goosebumps wiki
I can't believe this exists. The entries are almost as long as the books themselves.

>>265232

At this rate, I'd be more surprised if there isn't a Goosebumps wiki.

>>265233
Is that some new cocks or just some one panel thing I never noticed before?

>>265232
>>265233
I've seen wikis devoted to themes ranging from Yogi the Bear to Pop-Tarts. Goosebumps is comparatively benign as a wiki topic.

mfw rule34 account

>>265278
It gets even better. He commented on lolicon pictures

>>265193

That's just sad coming from a 17 year old.

Did he even study art at school?

>>265286
Lolicon?

Not even A-Log would stoop so low!

>>265193

Rahrahler, who is a slight parody of Bane, is one of the very few characters in my works who is even slightly unoriginal. The reference to Bane is also part of the comedy in that chapter.

>>265339
You are aware when writing a fantasy it needs to have SOME grounding in reality for people to buy into it?

Don't know why I'm asking that; it's self evident you are painfully unaware

>>265346

But my stuff does. It features human–like societies and a background that acknowledges the (previous) existence of Earth.

>>265286

So what? Don't act like you've never looked at anything loll.

>>265214

It is.

Though there was also an anonymous vandalism last night.

julay

>>265354
You do realize that shit is classed as illegal in the US and only kiddy diddlers would look at and comment on it?

>>265360

What I commented on wasn't even real porn.

>>265361
drawings of kids can get you vanned too bro. But thanks for admitting your illegal activity.

>>265364
Thought police.

>>265368

Yeah, dude. That's not cool.

>>265361
You also didn't deny being a kiddy diddler. But that's not surprising looking through your comments. You don't seem to care about the safety of children so much as you care about fapping.

>>265368
that implies that drawings are somehow classed as thoughts and that people who aren't kiddy diddlers look at loli for it's "artistic" qualities.

Attraction to unrealistic drawings of minors that are meant to be erotic =/= Pedophile.

>>265297

No, he'd just look at shotacon so long as it STAYS STRAIGHT!

>>265378
Yes... Yes, it does... You sperg pedo.

>>265378

By God, you're stupid. You just zig-zagged from Chris to A-log to Jim Profit and now Nick Bate. Also, in my state you wouldn't be a minor already.

>>265378
Deriving sexual arousal from images intended to be of minors does in fact = pedophilia, actually. How do you not make that connection?

What in the world makes you think drawings are different?

>>265378
You've got some serious issues, kid.

By your logic, killing enemies in a video game makes one a murderer.

>>265399
Does your mother know about your pedophilia?

>>265399
A-Log 2.0, ladies and gentlemen.

>>265399
Not the same. You kill people in games, but masturbate in real life.

>>265399
Shut up, babyfucker.

>>265399
You still haven't actively denied being a pedophile you just denied the relation between the art and pedophilia. So do you think you're a pedophile?

http://navaverse.wikia.com/wiki/Penchrett

>>265399
You'll make a fine 30 year old manchild in the near future.

>>265405
Wow, a pedophile and a racist. Moleman, you really seem like a great guy.

>>265399
Killing representations of adults humans in a video game is nowhere near on the same level as masturbating to representations of minors on the internet. End of story

>>265405
Thats actually vandalism, fyi

>>265411
HI MOLEMAN

Wonder how long it'll be before we see >>258497 with Gabe and his little brother.

>>265413
Not Moleman actually. Just some sperg who happens to be literate.

>>265416
HI MOLEMAN

>>265416
The joke went way over your head man.

>>265413

I am NOT a pedophile. I am not attracted to children in real life and would NEVER, EVER violate one. That's just sick.

>>265406

Shut up, smart–ass prejudiced bully.

>>265429
Your previous statement seems to indicate otherwise.

Please don't vandalize my wiki. You'll be sorry for it.

>>265431

Fictional minors (mostly teenagers, FYI) who are unrealistically drawn to be sexy =/= Real children

>>265432
And now with the threats. You're like a cross-breeding experiment involving Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles and A-Log gone awry.

You're also forgetting that I'M ONLY 18. I'm not some creepy old man (which is ironic, considering my namesake).

>>265435

I'm just saying, because my wiki is now starting to be vandalized, such as the Penchrett page one of the anons linked.

>>265436
18 is legally considered adult. Just something to keep in mind.

>>265432
>you'll be sorry

Really? what are you going to do?

>>265439

Ban your IP addresses, for one.

>>265430
I'll say whatever I like, sperg. You do have time to prevent your possible future as a manchild though so use your time wisely.

>>265440
So? Not familiar with proxies?

>>265437

http://navaverse.wikia.com/

>a comprehensive database for all topics relating to Moleman9000's Nava–Verse franchise
>franchise

Seriously? Nobody will ever pay for this shit or care for that matter. Even Sonichu is light years ahead of your work.

Dear /cwc/

What would we do without all these Chris-hating spergs? They're the best:

ADF, A-Log, ROBBAY, A-Log's circlejerk and now Moleman.

>>265444

A franchise to me is simply a large body of work, which I aim to make.

>>265433
>>265436

>mostly teenagers
>mostly

So you're only 18 and looking at erotic pictures of minors and you're only defense is ''they're nearly adults''

Why don't you have a seat over here...

>>265454
Enjoy wasting your life.

>>265456

For your information, the longest it will possibly go is up to 2016.

>>265455

THEY'RE.

NOT.

REAL!

Yo! Ya'll are being very bad, mons. Ya'll should be good!

>>265457
Enjoy wasting three or four years of your life. Such as it is.

>>265460
Sharing your fap material?

>>265457
Get in IRC today, please?

>>265459

Try telling that to the US Government when they find the animated kiddy porn on your hard drive. They won't care.

>>265462

By creating a unique work of fiction, I am, in my opinion, doing more with my life than most people my age. Plus, I'll also be in college. I'm at the stage in my life where education is most important and the only thing I'm really supposed to be doing, but on top of my education I'm also getting a head start on my creative career.

>>265468
Whatever makes you feel better while you sit in your bedrooom with your toys and video games.

>>265467

If that's really considered illegal, well then that law is wrong. Plus, only a very small amount of my pictures feature underage characters.

>>265465

No, I'm sharing one of my favorite, most funny toys!

>>265470
>>265470
GET ON IRC

>>265471
>No, I'm sharing one of my favorite, most funny toys!
>toys

>>265470

>THE LAW IS WRONG BECAUSE IT WON'T LET ME ENJOY LOLICON IN PEACE

What is it with autists and thinking they're free of culpability?

>>265475
Autism.

><MoIeman9000> I AM GOING TO DDOS 789CHAN. YOU FUCKS HAVE DONE IT NOW
>* Moleman9000 has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)

>>265483

Remember when someone said at least he wasn't Robbay? Now he is.

>>265483

http://pastebin.com/a5GbxYsN

HE MAD!

>>265484
>>265483
>>265485
>>265486

That wasn't me....

>>265487
Moleman come back to IRC

>>265483
Holy shit, what a sperg!

>>265459
I think Toby Navarro should be made aware of her son's homosexual deviantry ASAP. You can find her on Facebook.

>>265487
Moleman, what we did was wrong. And some of the guys actually have trolls remorse, get back in please

>>265487
Moleman, what we did was wrong. And some of the guys actually have trolls remorse, get back in please

>20:07, September 9, 2012 ResonX (Talk | contribs) blocked BernieMac (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of December 31, 9999 (account creation disabled) ‎ (Inserting nonsense/gibberish into pages: People like you deserve to die.)

Nice moleman, wanting people to die for editing your wiki.

He mad now.

>>265495
>Moleman, what we did was wrong.
>He comes back
>There's four other moleman9000s in IRC waiting for him

>Well, it's STILL going on, and it's getting even worse. I'm starting to cease being amused/flattered and starting to become genuinely angry....
"Maybe I'll let my trolls know how BLANGRY I am, so that they know to stop trolling me."

>>265508
>>265508
http://my.deviantart.com/messages/#/d5dle4s
read where he talks about watchmen and uncle toms cabin

Is it me or our new lolcow is reaching critical mass too soon?

http://moleman9000.deviantart.com/journal/The-Ultimate-Disney-Crossover-Game-308243746

>>265436
wtf are you seriously 18? I would've guessed that you're 14-15 based on the way you write. What are you doing with your life?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:ResonX
>I have come to this site with one purpose: To set right everything that's gone wrong here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Sergecross73#Sally
>Wait. Are you telling me that fan cocks is worth NOTHING WHATSOEVER, regardless of amount? And the same with amount of appearances? ResonX
>For the sake of notability within Wikipedia. I'm glad the point finally got across. :) Salvidrim
>No, you haven't gotten the point across, and you never will. That is a HORRIBLE mistake, and it is WRONG. It MUST be changed. ResonX
>I wish you the best of luck changing one of the fundamental traits of Wikipedia. In the meantime, follow policy or your changes will be undone. Or go write at a Sonic Fansite, where fan cocks means something. Sergecross73
God, Moleman is autistic as fuck.

I love it how every sperg that hates Chris turn out to be mini-Chris themself.

My fan contribution to the Nava-Verse. I hope Moleman doesn't mind.

http://navaverse.wikia.com/wiki/The_Marauders

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/ResonX

>saturday morning watchmen
>egg fu

Moleman why did any of that shit need an article?

>>265475
Because if it's not real, apparently it's safe to divulge in. Basic linear thinking that'll get you nowhere.

>>265526

At first I thought that it could be a good idea for something else even though it didn't fit in the Nava–Verse at all, but then I realized it was copied from Mad Max.

>>265530

I didn't make those articles. I vouched that Saturday Morning Watchmen should be turned into an article on Harry Partridge himself, and used Egg–Fu as an example of one of the hundreds of DC/Marvel characters who don't deserve their own articles.

>>265526
Capped 1

>>265537
Capped 2.

Bleedrend Killgore was on GWAR for a shot time, right?

>>265541
Him and Barry Jordan, yes.

>>265537
>>265539
Epin Ween?

>>265539
>young dirty indian

Did you even think when you wrote that?

Molaaaay!

I vote that moleman should coffee filter to Gabriel James Navarro

>>265561
It was a rapper name a friend of mine once used.

It was so asinine i had to include it here and pass on the legacy.

>>265539

Seriously though, what was the logic in adding that of all things? It was sheer randomness!

>>265575
Goddam Homor, a sperg just called you out on your random access humor.

Since Navarro is the Moleman, who is the CHUD? Nick Bates?

>Watching: To Boldly Flee

Seems moleman is a nostalgia critic fan. explains alot.

>>265578

How the hell is that a bad thing? Doug Walker is the single greatest person on the internet.

>>265582
>single greatest person on the internet
HAHAHAHAHA

>>265582
Oh Moleman never change Moleman never change

>>265582
So, How do you feel about that business with Spoony a while back?

>>265586

I think it's a shame, of course.

>>265583

What? You prefer James Rolfe?

Mike Mozart is pretty great too, especially with his activism.

>>265588
I think their both awful.
>>265589
Mozart? I didn't know you liked classical music moleman!

>>265587
what part of that whole affair is a shame?

>>265592

It's a shame that they got in that fight and that he's leaving the site. But at least he's in To Boldly Flee.

>>265727

I'm talking about Mike Mozart of Jeepers Media, whom I admire mainly for his activism against those who abuse copyright law.

Though for the record, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was a great musician for his time, as were the other classic classical artists.

>>265720
Look at this sperg and laugh!

Mod, did you archive the wrong thread?

>>265734
Blame the guy in IRC who told me the wrong thread #.

>>265735

When I tried to respond again it gave me a 404, but I was able to get back to the thread from the front page. What's happening, is this getting deleted? Why?

>>265736
Dont worry, this will be saved forever so the mutant horrors wandering the wastes of the future will know all about your sperginess.

>>265736
You crave attention so much, it doesn't matter if it's a negative one.

>>265738
Its like he is a more honest Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles

>>265732
>For his time.
YOU FUCKING DENSE MOTHERFUCKER SPERG USELESS WASTE OF AIR AND SPACE WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!

>>265738

There's no such thing to me, really, as bad publicity; what you're doing is increasing my views drastically.

>>265740

Was that a joke?

>>265741
By making your self a laughing stock? oh moleman.

that I AM an attention whore. And I really don't care much about the nasty things you say about me because I know that you're wrong and I'm better than you.

What are your plans for when you graduate Moleman?

>>265741
The Goblin King used to brag about how much attention he got from thanks to us, look where he is now. You walking the same path, sperg.

>>265745
>better than you
In what sense?

>>265746

Go to decent college, possibly after a gap year, do four years, get basic degrees, and then pursue a career in either journalism (with my own art on the side), writing/helping to write fiction, or visual art/character design for various projects.

I'll probably have to work up towards those with some more mundane jobs first, though.

dude get on irc now

>>265748

I have a better, nicer attitude, usually. I'm not a troll who spends his time making fun of, if not outright bullying, others, and I have my own creative work that I'm pretty sure is better than anything most of you will ever do.

>>265752
You are a failure, and you know it.
What are you going to write about? Pony-bullshit? Do you know that all those subjects require patience and effort?

>>265756
Oh, he puts patience and effort into things. How much time did you put into the navaverse so far moleman?

>Moleman: I suppress my sexuality greatly in public

>>265757

Hundreds of hours, especially counting the writing.

http://garygears.deviantart.com/

Look who's watching Homor's spergcatcher now?

  I've actually been reading about the Nava-Verse and this is actually pretty friggin' awesome. I showed Moleman Gary Gears and he said he liked it.

We had a bit of discussion in IRC, and we're both pretty interested in a crossover between the two series.

Are you guys ready? Because this is going to be AWESOME.

>>265771
Homor, you're autistic.

>>265771
Wow I can't believe you'd betray us Homor....

>>265776

Maybe he's up to something...I hope.

>>265776
Because you always call me autistic and gay, you bastards.

>>265778
no homor is just a trollshielding sperg like always

moleman if your still awake get in the IRC

>>265781

It seems to be an attempt by Homor and company to pull some sort of a the cheese stand alone thing on Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles. Notable people "targeted" by /cwc/ who then themselves come to /cwc/ are befriended and treated nicely by the staff, while poor Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles sits around and rages about how much 789chan hates him (so, he has nobody to try to ally with, the staff is nice to them but not him so Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles is forced to admit he is the one who is being the ass, and the other spergs seem to be granted clemency while he can't get his way no matter how hard he tries).

It is kinda stupid, that's for sure.

Fuck you Homor, you pathetic sperg.

>>265771
Weren't you the guy who raged all over his stupid interpretation of Orwell? And now is awesome? I hope you die, insufferable bitch. I always knew you were an autist homosexual deviant.

Homor is what this board hates.

Hell, he's even become enamored of his own autistic-attracting creation. Should we be surprised?

That's not even forgetting he tried to drag the rest of us along for the ride.

>>265813
He is not even funny like Moleman or Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles, he's just a run of the mill sperglord who is using us to promote his boring shit. Why hasn't he been banned yet?

>>265814 As much as some of you guys are really mean, I like that at least some of you appreciate my unique sense of humor!

>>265756
I am not a failure, I am developing my Navaverse into a fullblown franchise, and once I get it to a publisher, I'll have a steady income.

>>265822
>and once I get it to a publisher, I'll have a steady income.

sides.exe doesn't appear to be responding.

>>265824
Whatever. If a franchise has enough exposure from being published, people will buy from it just because it exists. So when I get my Navaverse fiction published, there's a chance alot of people will buy it.

>>265827
You really don't get it, do you?

>>265827


10/10. Would laugh again.

>>265827
What's it like being the densest motherfucker in the world, moleman

>>265827

side.exe has encountered a serious error (707:overtaxed system)

>>265822
Unless you're good friends with a major publisher, your chances to get your creation out there like that are somewhat slim. And even then people would still have to like your books. Granted, judging by 50 Shades of Grey's recent success, the bar has been set kind of low, but still, it's an extremely long and hard way to get recognition as a good author. Try writing short stories for a start so you can get a feel how to progress action and character development in your fictional work. Well, unless you want to just sit down and slam out fifty pages a day till all your stories read the same.

But that's just if you're serious about your work. Which you aren't.

>>265720
D'you like the Hardcore Kid, Moleman?

The previous three alleged messages bearing my name were not from me. Proof is that there is no link to my email in the name.

>homor and moleman collab

good god i love you guys

OH FUCK I LOVE COCKS!

I want to stick them up my ass, then I want to slobber all over them and rub them on my face!

Okay, seriously, stop that.

Stop whatever you're doing and pull down your pants. I want to sniff your balls.

>>265884

I fucked my mom last night while she was passed out from her meds.

It was good.

>>265886
ebin :DDDD

>>265886
ween

I don't know who is worse, Moleman or Homor.

>>265906
>implying they're not the same person

>>265827
>people will buy it just because it exists
lol no they won't.

Moleman just stop now kid. You're just embarrassing yourself now.

>>265914
That would make too much sense. Maybe we are two sperglords finding love at first sight.

>>265917
Sorry: maybe we are witnessing two sperglords falling in love.

>>265917
Quite the Freudian slip you had there.

I'm not the one posting all those horrible things. The only ones embarrassing themselves are you trolls. These threads are being saved by me, and later when I'm more successful I'll show them to everyone and they'll see what assholes you are.

>>265922
Yeah, I'm scare of myself now.
>>265926
Keep dreaming.

>>265926
Jesus even Chris and A-Log knew when to stop you just keep coming back for more punishment

>>265926
It's fine to have plans and all but how exactly are you going to become successful or famous? Provide a step by step guide please.

>>265929
He loves the attention.

PS Moleman use a trip you homosexual deviant

>>265931
He doesn't even understand what dubs are.

He'll fuck the trip up and put it in the subject or some shit.

All you people who want to lynch Homor for this awesome project are complete sperglords

I hate you guys so much, you're so mean to people with aspergers! Why won't you leave me alone??? FUCK YOU HGUYS TO HELLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>265958

but we love you moleman

homor even got out his crayons to play with you

  >>265958

>>265958
What the Hell is a hguy?

>>265958
Ween detected. That is no mole, men.

>>265933
If it will stop the jerks from impersonating me, then I'll use a trip. And no, I'm not stupid, I can and have used Google to find out how to use one.

>>265973
GOD DANG DIRTY JERK IMPOSTORS!!

>>265973

>JERK

Welcome to autism.

It's me, the real Gabriel James Navarro again. I don't even know what you mean by "a trip". You mean drugs?

>>265963

Most of you guys are like wannabe Cartmans.

This is my little friend, Peaco. Now, just look at him. He is the cutest, most innocent thing in the world, is he not?
Of course he is.

Calling it now, Moleman and Homor are the same sperg.

>>266032

Wrong, sir.

>>266017
Do use a tripcode you put # after your name and type whatever you want to be your trip code to be.

>>266017
Liar, I'm Gabriel James Navarro. It's seriously bothering me that you guys are ripping off my namesake. At least I can be identified as the real one now that I'm using a tripcode.

This is the real me.

>>266050

Thank you. I feel so stupid now that I didn't know what that meant!

>>266053

Fail. You're using the old Email address that I've since switched from.

>>266053
The real gabe navarro would show us his facebook

>>266058

I don't have a Facebook. But I do have THIS:

http://moleman9000.deviantart.com/journal/This-Is-Starting-To-Not-Be-Funny-Anymore-325163980

Look on the bottom.

>>266060
Why don't you have a facebook?

>>266061

I find Facebook very superfluous and never got into it in any case.

>>266061
He doesn't want his parrents knowing what sick shit he does.

>>266062
moleman get in IRC

Homor, if you are not Moleman, I want you to know that you are sperg homosexual deviant and nobody likes you. You should live with Rik and ADF and Moleman, together in a cave.

I knew the eggmen remined me of something....

>>266081

And fuck Faye-kane.

What the fuck's happened to the text size on /cwc/?

>>266090
Whoreos cannot into HTML

http://www.whitepages.com/name/James-R-Navarro/Los-Angeles-CA/2nx4tda
>1940 Mandeville Canyon Rd
>Los Angeles, CA 90049-2225

Jesus?! Your dad's almost 80?

>>266111
Dave's 45.

>>266138

Still, makes him more like CWC. Except his mom isn't a wild Snorlax.

http://pastebin.com/HNH8kcBS

This time around moleman believes that because his fictional universe has biology, that it makes it DEEP and DEVOLOPED.

>>266144
How dense can a person be?

>>266159

Very.

Is Homor still trying to gain the favours of this sperg?

>>266163

We've confirmed between each other that our crossover is indeed going to happen.

>>266163
homer wants to lick the autistic pooper of every fucking sperg that makes contact with /cwc/ so he can use them for fodder in his god damn horrible fan fiction or some shit prolly lulz

>>266165
The spergfest to end all spergfests. A critical mass of autism so dense and powerful, that will colapse our reality and swallow it in a vortex of chaos and madness.

>>266167

Don't forget My Little Pony.

>>266166
That puts him in the same level of Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles.

Stop picking on Homor!

After all, I thought he was one of the regulars here?

>>266168
My Little Pony is what you find at the other side of the black hole.

You were such a cute little kid Moley.
What happened? Where did you go wrong?

>>266178

Nothing is wrong! If anything, I'm ashamed of the way I was back then, as opposed to now.

>>266182

Do explain.

>>266160
You do realize that when he asked how dense people could be, that he was referring to you right? It's only appropriate that someone that dense would respond "very" to such a question that he didn't even know was about him.

God you're fucking stupid.

>>266184

No, you're stupid. Of course I knew he meant it about me, I was admitting to being dense.

you know, I'm glad homor finally snapped. I always took him for a gay sperg anyways.

>>266186
oh, so you admit to being retarded

ok

Seriously, when are you going to admit that your franchise has no commercial potential, you fucking twit?

>>266189

Man, it's getting A-Log in here.

>>266189

Never. You don't know that at all; it's pure opinion.

The fact of the matter is, NO ONE including myself KNOWS where the Nava–Verse is (or isn't) going.

>>266193
It's way past your bed time moleman.

>>266193
I may not "know" that it has no potential, but I can predict with 99.9% certainty that it won't go anywhere in the market because it's just not made of the right stuff, nor is it nearly high quality enough.

>>266193
Hi, it's the person who works professionally and gainfully in art. This is going no where and won't go anywhere because you can't be pissed to learn basic skills in writing or art.

>>266193
Hi, it's the person who works professionally and gainfully in art. This is going no where and won't go anywhere because you can't be pissed to learn basic skills in writing or art.

>>266197
Even the soccer-mom who wrote that horrible Fifty Shades of Gray was writing with a reader public in mind.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=462487880433615&set=pb.116470755035331.-2207520000.1347339048&type=1&theater

Just dumping a picture here. Related because even thought it has caricature proportions, it still feels like the people in the picture can, you know, really move.

>>266202
How are those caricature proportions? They look pretty close to life-like human proportions to me, same joint length, same relative size, etc.

Sorry, I must have clicked on the wrong one. Still, my point sans caricature proportions remains the same.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=457529157596154&set=pb.116470755035331.-2207520000.1347340106&type=1&theater

I actually meant to click this one.

>>266205
Since Moleman seems intent on keeping his drawings cartoony and in his unique "style" I think he would best benefit from reading Preston Blair's instructional work.

This alligator does not move like a real alligator nor does it particularly look like a real alligator, and yet everybody knows what it is right away and, as shown, it can easily be moved and placed in a variety of real positions. The better a drawing, the less you think of it as a drawing and more as just a character. If Moleman really want's his work to be taken seriously, he should make it so people thin of his work in terms of real characters, and not just flat cave-painting like depictions of characters.

>>266206
Since he also wants to write his own stories, he can take advice from Jeffrey A. Carver, a writer who gets paid to write sci-fi (or speculative fiction if you prefer). He may not be Olaf Stapledon nor H.G. Wells, but I think he know a thing or two about writin a coherent story.
http://www.writesf.com/
Who am I kidding, this asshole would never take advice, he just wants to do the minimum effort and still getting a reward for it. But if there's someone in this board interested in writing, he can find it useful.

>>266207

Thanks! I'll bookmark this.

>>266207
Best advice is to adapt your writing as to fit with your thought process. If you have a tendency to write yourself into a corner write the ending first. Everything else can only be learned through experience and reading.
Getting published is a process and having a degree helps,as does partying with the right group of friends. You want to create a bias that works in your favor.
Everything else is just the shit that worked for someone else. Find your own formula or you will be nothing more than a knockoff.

>>266215
Glad to see you're putting that degree in creative writing to good use here. Decent stories require you to actually work out characters that aren't all alike. That's why spergs like Moleman can't grasp the whole concept.

>>266238
>degree in creative writing
HOMG LIBRUL ARTS THURD TEER TOILUT
enjoy your mcjob mcalog JULAY

>mfw when this is pretty much the same course i start in a week or so

>Watching: To Boldly Flee

Surprise, surprise.

>>266257
What is that? Some sort of Star Trek parody?

>>266266

Sort of.
It is the unfunny 4th anniversary "movie" of the That Guy With The Glasses crew.
You could watch it if you want to stare at Nostalgia Critic's neck rash, Film Brain's acne and butt ugly people for like 5 hours.

>>266266
if only

Sorry for being a newfag, but how long have we known about moleman? Was he just recently discovered, or has he been around for a while?

>>266276

I was VERY recently discovered.

What do you guys have against TGWTG?

>>266278
Well, the majority of the people on there are obnoxious and unfunny. Doug's reviews used to be kinda good, but then he started fagging them up with unfunny exaggerated drama and multiple personas and shit. Take his live action Scooby Doo review for instance. I wanted to see him rip into the movie for a few minutes and call it done, like he used to. Instead what we get is him going on an insane 5 minute "in-character" rant about how much his life sucks, and then his "past" and "future" self come on the screen and start reviewing it as well. Do I even need to explain why this kind of writing sucks for what's supposed to be a simple review?

hey moleman you ever play doom before?

Hey Moleman, get on IRC at some point, okay? You know you like it, you self-admitted attention whore. :P

>>266282

Yes, Doom II is the best!

>>266286
What source port do you use to play it? PrBoom? ZDoom? Vanilla? If you're playing it on a console, you fail it.

>>266289

XBox 360. I don't have a gaming computer.

>>266290
Dude, Doom's so old you don't need a gaming-class rig to play it. Any old PC will do, even a fucking windows 95 computer will work. I'd suggest you play it on the PC instead, there's shittons of mods and maps for it that you can't use on consoles.

Oh, and what do you think of the quality and depth of the Doom storyline? Do you think it rivals even the likes of Shakespeare?

>>266292

Of course not. There's virtually no storyline in Doom.

Now, stuff like Half Life, Mass Effect and even Halo, THOSE are shooters with great story lines.
Mass Effect in particular is practically the most epic story ever.

>>266293
Well at least you have some sense there. Tell me, which fan community do you think looks better to you?

http://www.doomworld.com/vb/
http://forum.zdoom.org/index.php

and seriously get the pc version, you don't know what you're missing out on

>>266294
Okay, I take my statement back that you have some semblance of sense when it comes to video game stories. Half-life's story is simplistic as hell and exists only to cater to the mary sue character, Gordan. Halo's story is just a bunch of generic sci-fi cliches thrown together.

>mass effect
>greatest story ever

i hate kids man

>>266294
You can't be serious. If you ever come across a Kurt Vonnegut story it will, literally, blow up your mind.

>Halo
>good story

>>266300

oh god no

>Why did Paul Lazzaro have to shoot Billy? He should've just TOLD him he didn't kill Weary! It's so depressing, what's the point? Especially since you know the Tralfamdorians are gonna end the universe! If they see it coming, why don't they stop it? They're the bad guys, and if the universe ends there's no point to the story anyway! I hate remidial English.

>>266303

I've actually read Slaughterhouse Five already. It is far more strange and stupid than it is depressing. That, and it's also supposed to be funny.

>>266304

Moleman, you didn't answer my question. Which Doom forum looks better? Choose wisely, o mighty sperg

>>266307

I'm currently at school (on a free period) so those sites are blocked and I can't answer that right now.

>>266304
Moleman, how do you think you can ever become a successful writer, when you in DA list as your favourite books

>The Bible, Harry Potter series, The Adventures of HuckleBerry Finn, Guinness Book of World Records, Watchmen (Comic)

And one of them isn't even a book. I mean, do you think Tolkien marched to a book store and said "Hey, I'd like to buy your three most popular books. Yeah, need some inspiration, working on a little something..."

>>266309

When did I ever say that I was trying to copy other books?

>>266310
Oh, God, you are so stupid! My jaw hurts from all the laughter.

>>266309
It's similar to Homer Simpson's reading list:
1-T.V. Guide.
2-T.V. Guide.
3-T.V. Guide.

WHAT is so laughable here? Is Huckleberry Finn not a great book?

I'm not the biggest Harry Potter fan, but all of those other books are actually pretty good.

>>266316
FUCK YOU SPERG. GO A TAKE MOLEMAN'S AUTISTIC COCK UP YOUR FAT LARDY ASS, SON OF A BITCH. I HOPE YOU DIE SCUM.

>>266315
No, retard. You don't copy other books, but you can't become a good author unless...

You know, actually, CWCki could legitimately help you here, sperg: http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_writing

>Anyone who wants to be a good writer must be well-read. It's one of the most natural ways to become acquainted with good style, the elements of a plot, and correct spelling. Chris's ego is so inflated that he thinks he can produce something brilliant with no effort whatsoever.
The joke: You're Chris here.

>>266315
And also your writing is terrible.

>>266316
>the Bible
>good

Oh, Homor, you lovable troll-sperg amalgamation.

>>266317

Dude, SHUT UP. Homor is a pretty cool guy, though he doesn't kill aliens and is probably afraid of some things.

>>266328
>Homor is a pretty cool guy

Moleman confirmed for Homor and vice versa

The next section of Eggmen's final chapter of Book One should be posted today.

>>266329

Obviously wrong. If you really need proof, just look at both of our DA galleries. Totally different styles.

>>266330
Nobody reads it. I've skimmed through a few chapters because of sick interest, but it's really a burden to get through even one chapter. Your writing doesn't "flow" well, it's not clever or particulary entertaining. Plus, the whole story about...eggs doesn't exactly make you want to read the entire thing.

I am not saying this like "Kill yourself sperg u suck". But I am saying you should humble yourself, read some more, play some less and of course write some more. Don't expect people to read it, though. I've written a lot, and with a lot I mean A LOT when I practiced writing English. Of course I was aware what I had written wasn't something that would get published or something that was really great, so I never even posted it to the internet. I just wrote to improve and entertain myself. This is something you should do as well, if you ever wish to become a better writer.

Hope this helps.

>>266329
>Moleman
>Simpsons character
>Interacts with Homor
>known Simpsons fan

O TANGLED WEBS

>>266328
>Homor is a pretty cool guy

You truly belong together. It's like your soulmates.

>>266333

>>266332
Don't waste your breath with Homoleman. Your advice is great and sensible, but this lazy fuck is not going to listen.

>>266347
>Homoleman

>>266303
Care-posting: Slaughterhouse 5 is just as good as 1984, only more open to interpretation as to what you actually get out of it. Both are monumentally important and influential bodies of literary work though

JULAY

I can't tell if the anons here really hate homor, or are just being lel ironic a-logging weensters.

>>266350
>Homo LeMan

>>266407
yes homor we all really hate you

>>266407
Fuck you Homor.
>>266409
Le Man Homo.

>>266414


El Homo Man

Homor of the Mole Men.

>>266417
El Santo, the Silver Maskman vs El Mucho Homo!

>>266359

I admit the form of "time travel" seen in the book was quite creative. Know any other stories with creatures who experience time non–linearly like that?

>>266425
This guy.

>>266430

Don't recognize him. What's his name, and more importantly, what's he from?

>>266432
Filenames young sperg, filenames

>>266432
He's the actor who played Doctor Who.

>>266435

Ooooh. Yeah... but Doctor Who is more of a traditional time–traveller, rather than one who involuntarily jumps throughout times in his own life.

>>266436
Are you talking to yourself? Man, you are turning schizo.

>>266438

For the last time, Homor and I are NOT the same.

>>266440
You cant fool us homoman9000 so why keep pretending?

>>266442

http://garygears.deviantart.com/gallery/
http://moleman9000.deviantart.com/gallery/30456813

Do these look ANYTHING alike?

GET ON IRC MOLAAAAAYYYY

I hate that autistic fuck Homor so much, he makes /cwc/ look bad!

>>266445
navaverse is just gary gears viewed through a kaleidoscope

MOLEMAN GET ON IRC YOU LAZY FUCK

>>266437
The Time Traveler's Wife.

http://moleman9000.deviantart.com/art/Eggmen-Chapter-12-Part-2-326635199

Eggmen chapter 12 part 2 has been posted.

>>266512
I think you somehow missed: >>266332

http://moleman9000.deviantart.com
>Personal Quotes
Random Access Humor, surprise surprise.

>>266526
lol, A hippo sat on my head isn't that so random?

Moleman, get on IRC.

> "IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR ME, I am going to send my Midget Minions to your front door. And they're gonna be loaded with 22 gauge shotguns. And they're gonna have an order... to maim!"

XD SO RANDUM

Homor I hate you you fucking spergy cunt, If you kill yourself right now nobody would care.

So, when's the hoarded Homor-Moleman sex tape going to get leaked?

>>266728
It was hidden in one of the vaults of the library of the Miskatonic University.

>>266512

Please read this and critique it, I don't care if you're negative.

>>266332

That was actually very noble and humble of you not to seek attention for your own early work.

But I'm not like that. Besides, there's plenty of even earlier, worse things written by me that I don't post.

>>266854
-10/10 fucking terrible
It looks like you inserted your autistic bullshit inside of shit others made

>>266856

Most of the images used to create the "illustrations" representing my chapters are preexisting.

But I mean, actually read the story linked to in Bernie Mac's previous post. And give some CONSTRUCTIVE criticism!

Sorry I'm late. I just looked over this Moleman's deviantART and I have to ask: is this guy autistic? His art is right out of an Autism awareness ad.

>>266864

Yes I am, and...?

>>266864

Correct. He does have Assburger's Syndrome.

>>266871
Nothing, I just like to know when my 'tism sense is correct.

http://www.facebook.com/toby.navarro.37

You know moleman it'd be a shame if your mother found out about your rule34 account.

>>266920

>>266920

She wouldn't care, and she doesn't even use that anymore.

>>266929
>Wouldn't care

Is your mom a furry too?

>>266931
No, man, she's liberal.


Also, moleman, irc, now

>>266932
Tonaaaaay

>>266932
I just wanted to say, I haven't been following this thread, but scrolling through when I saw this post, I really thought A-Log wrote it.

He's used that to justify her behavior numerous times, particularly in reference to her not minding him looking at hentai.

>>266991
THAT'S THE JOKE, homosexual deviant
Also, nice double dubs.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Special%3ASearch&search=Moleman9000&go=Go

Just putting this here....in case any of you are ween enough.

  900 posts on Moleman and this video didn't show up once? For shame, /cwc/.

>>267019
Mabe because it has nothing to do with Moleman, and Mike Myers is one unfunny clown.

http://tv-tropes-reform.deviantart.com/
http://anti-wikipedia-club.deviantart.com/

Basically, some groups created by Mr. "Y'all should know me by now, I'm Gabriel James Navarro".

Moleman you art is so ugly...

Dude. Moleman. Wikipedia is supposed to be a clean, sensible wiki. Not a mess of sperg trivia for you to, and I quote you, "gush" over. If you have no idea what makes an article good (and you don't), stay the fuck away from Wikipedia and go on wikis that are actually dedicated to Princess fucking furry ass Sally. kay?

>>267070
Hi Jimmy Wales.

>"I got it, I can come up with a game like this. How about, you're a shark, and you gotta shake palm trees until trains fall down, and you put the trains in an apple, and then turkeys come and then eat the apples, and then the turkeys go up waterfalls, and to get them down, you have to collect monkey butts, so you drop the monkey butts on power lines, and then...PSSSSSHHHHH!

YOU ARE FIRED FROM BREATHING! Please, pack up your desk and kindly leave LIFE!

Dat random-access humor....

i want moleman to leave

he was funny at first, but this is depressing

Not disagreeing with you, but how so?

I guess it's just how much of a proto-Chris he is...

>>267116

exactly

it's like i'm watching the bright eyed, striped wonder in his formulative years. y'know how spergs ask "WHAT IF CWC was warned of his future"? we know now, nothing would've changed.

>>267070
>implying that wikipedia isn't full of sperg trivia

>>267118

Spergs are also horribly stubborn, so there's that too.

Do you have a girlfriend Moleman?

>>267070

The fact that there are (active) wikis dedicated to her series is proof in itself that she is notable. Also, Wikipedia is supposed to be all–inclusive.

>>267138

then why wont you edit those wikis and leave the autism-free wiki alone

>>267142
>wikipedia
>autism-free

>>267145

well, relatively autism-free. aspergers is what powers wikis

>>267138

Please tell me you're the best troll of all time. I can't believe that someone could honestly be this stupid.

>>267147

I'm not stupid, stop pretending I am. I'm smarter than most of you and you know it.

>>267142

Because Wikipedia claims to be the be–all source of fact, and that everything in it, as represented there, is true. The site is guilty of severe Google–bombing; it is on the first page of results for EVERYTHING that's covered on it whatsoever, even the things it doesn't do justice.

>>267170
>I'm not stupid, stop pretending I am.

>>267172

Well they've obviously made it clear they aren't interested in your shit, so your options are as follows.

1. Deal with it.

>>267170

Smarter than me? I got my own place, a job and I'm about to graduate college and I'm 5 years older than you. You'll be lucky to get out of your mom's house by 30.