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No. 49144
The chronicle of Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles:
1. Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles, born a spoiled, entitled, whiny white upper middle class American male, enjoys this lifestyle but it's not enough for him.
2. He experiences many failings in his life and his ambitions are not realized due to ineptitude, a mental and emotional outlook stunted by point #1 and enabling parents. Instead of being introspective, and realising that despite my innumerable advantages over almost all the world's population, he blames the exact same people who allow point #1 to happen.
3. His outlandish behaviour attempting to resolve #2 leads to him finding a group of people who don't accept point #1 and don't allow him to carry on his bullshit, acting like a ten year-old as he approaches his mid twenties.
4. Instead of being introspective, being thankful for who he is and what he has then working to better himself, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles insists that point #1 be the status quo for him at all times, even to these people who clearly don't think this is a sustainable way for any adult to live.
5. #4 doesn't work. Instead of being introspective, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles redouble his efforts. Now the personal consequences become more dire; unemployment, CAVAAAAAY, drug use and a life splattered on the Internet for anyone to read. His employability plummets.
6. In an effort to find blame for #5 in anyone other than himself, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles systematically and brutally betrays and abandons anyone who shows the slightest hint of friendship, support and understanding while simultaneously pleading for friendship, support and understanding.
7. Go to #3.
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