Soooooo, does anybody think Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles will show up for that friendly chat or is he too chicken shit?

Can we use Welding Weapons?

We currently have 50 active duty trolls outside Versailles right now, and over 9000 in reserve. There is no escape. Also, we're all armed with blowtorches and plasma cutters.

Come on, Stiles. What do you have to lose?

>>280231
Pic related. It's a troll locked and loaded.

Hey guys, I'm here but I'm starving. Does anyone know a good place to grab something to eat so I don't die of hunger while keeping watch over Mr Wayne Stiles? I'm not from round here but I thought I'd drop in after I got the message last night.

- Posted from my iPad

Order robbay some chinese delivery. I don't know if he'd let the delivery guy in though

>>280235
poor delivery guy. he will be OBLIVERATEed almost immediately after encoutering the golblin king.

>>280234
Whatever you do, avoid the Stir Lounge. It's a Robbie and Ahuvia type place, if you know what I mean...

>golblin king
robb's rubbing off on me and i'm starting to butcher the english language in some of the same ways.

Hey introman, just letting you know I havent laced every object in Robert's apartment with cyanide yet, still waiting on the shipment to come in from my Russian contacts. I got some pictures today though so I learned the layout of the place.I expect hazard pay for this job btw, his body IS a weapon

So what's the story about his pic, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles?

>>280244
>DAT
>FOREHEAD

>>280235
We've already replaced all the delivery men in the city with troll operatives, though.

Just arrived here. So where are the field agents meeting?

>>280248
Depends what team your on.

>>280248
Pop your collar so we will recognize you , we have Blake outside keeping watch for the tranny

Hey Robb, I think it would get make people get off your case if you made good on your promise to knife fight a gorilla and put it on youtube. That would show them. Make it a real fight though. Adult male silverback or better. He should have a knife too, you know, just to make things even.

Since everyone here is an asburger filled with hate, I bet you guys have nothing better to do than make an image of Roberts posts without the useless /cwc/ commentary in-between just for me

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

The doormen are really nice and just let you right in if you tell them you are thinking about renting.

If anyone is suspicous say you heard there was a mouse problem and that will get them sidetracked as it has been an issue in The last few years.

>>280256
You're a dick but you might be on to something with the abridged versions of robbay's rage.

>>280262
Please see >>280242

Locked and loaded.
Here we come, Mr. Stiles.

>>280281
He is the Waddle Dee of the sperg world.

>>280243
I thought we agreed on Tetrodotoxin and cone snail venom. Make him a real zombie is what you said.

Too late now, I've already dusted his keyboard with the stuff

>>280244
That's a two bagger

>>280256

Looks like someone doesn't appreciate cocks.

>>280304
It was fuckin' Slimz, what do you expect?

>>280310
Hadn't thought of that but you're probably right.

Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles, I summon thee. Regale us with more internet jests.

To think, these two used to be such good friends at one time. Whatever happened with that Robb?

>>280361
That picture is amazing, they would make a great duo in some stoner comedy.

Whatever happened to JE­WS? After the $200 thing, he said something in IRC about "his jesuit­ish field agent sealing the deal."

Who the fuck is the jesuit­ish agent? Introman? Madara? ADF?

Hey Robbay, I've found just the lawyer to aid in your case against 789chan

How many of these people still associate with you, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles? Care to guess the reason why they wouldn't?

>>280373
ADF looks like a Star Wars cosplayer.

>>280373

What the fuck is ADF dressed up as

>>280401
Maybe that was during his Pagan phase?

>>280401

Jigsaw.

>>280373
Is the one in the glasses next to Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles also a tranny? He/she passes better than the others.

>>280412
I was wondering the samea

>>280412

Yea, her name is jen. She's actually normal. Compared to the rest of the philly trannies. Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles hated her, than liked her and Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles hates her again.

The reason the philly trannies hate her because of passism, plastic surgery(breast implants) and having a self sufficient job.


Also today is the one year anniversary of Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles contacting me through the facebook. Look how time flies. haha

>>280419

Too bad he hates her, I wouldn't mind robbay setting me up with her for some romance and hanky panky

Wow it's been a whole year already.
Time flies when you're having fun doesn't it Robb?

Can we please can the fake secret troll army conspiracy talk? It's as dumb as Robbay. Hell, I dislike Robbay and ADF precisely because they do the same power fantasy bullshit. And I'm sure Rob isn't falling for it - he's paranoid because he's an insane tranny idiot on bath salts, not because of anything anyone else is doing.

>>280437

Yeah, some of this shit has been getting really fucking retarded recently.

>>280437
>>280438
>takes it seriously

Damn, 1 year already. Time does fly. So regarding this image: What happened with Derrek, Robb? We all know what happened with the other individual in this picture (lol), so what's the story with #3?

>>280419
Wasn't she the one he uses racist slurs against for seemingly no reason?

And you think it's a fucking joke, Seanie. The one who is attempting to call my fucking parents while others are loitering outside my appartment harassing me.

You are by FAR the most insensitive, uncaring admin on the internet. Can I say you're worse than fucking Nero, laughing while I get reduced to a fucking corpse, losing all of my money, happiness and health ALL AT ONCE.

Do me a fucking favor and at least name the board in honor of me, when you finally push me over the falls. Just for every single time I've asked you to stop, I've pleaded, I've tried EVERY FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD. and you still continued on.

>>280521

robbay is beginning to feed off this

too bad you'll go over those falls quietly and no one will care

  So glad we met, Robbay! This is a special day. You had me at first cocks!

>>280437
>I'm sure Rob isn't falling for it
looks like Rob proved you wrong.

>>280521
Why wait? I think we should name the board after Robbay now. He's more entertaining than Chris has been in a long time.

>>280521
Nah we are not naming the board after you. We are going to name the rehab center we are building after you however

>>280534
I dunno I prefer Christian Wraithlord Chandler (CWC).

>>280521
You've tried everything except letting it slide and not coming here anymore. Also it seems you have no idea exactly who Nero was or what he did.

>>280521
HAPPAAAAY ANNIVERSERAAAAAY ROBBAAAAAAAYY!

>>280521
Robbie i'm gonna be called a white knight or something but look:
Nobody is stalking you ( maybe Introman)
Internet is not serious business so leave it and start to live in real life, where nobody cares about stargate forums or /cwc/.
Dont fucking come here again.

It's that simple. Everything is in your head. I personally think that you were milked dry.
Leave the internet, Rob. Go smell flowers and take pictures. The world is vast enough, even for a ugly philly tranny genderqueered or everything you want to be called.
Or just continue to ride the lulztrain forever, but man, nobody cares about ED, 789 chan or your internet reputation IRL.

Fuck my post is so deviant, i want to kick myself in the nuts.

>I've tried EVERY FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD.
Really? Where's the apology video?

>>280521
How are you getting along with ADF these days?

>>280521
Come on, Robb. How about Starbucks, man?

>>280521
Because it's funny. You lost the last of my cares when you personally insulted me and never took responsibility. Haven't we been over this? Oh wait, you don't take responsibility for anything.

>>280521
>Do me a fucking favor and at least name the board in honor of me, when you finally push me over the falls.

Can we please rename /L/ to /rws/. Robbay threads make up a good population of the archived threads now. Even Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles agrees.

>>280541

You tell me who is photographing my appartment than IF THEY DON'T FUCKING CARE. Don't you understand? I haven't been able to leave my fucking appartment this whole week, I've been so physically devastated by whoevers taking these pictures. You don't get it, how fucking paranoid I truly am about these matters because this is fucking troll central, this is where Bluespike was told to get Chandler to rape his fucking ass with clay.

Look, I don't know how fucking far some of you homosexual deviants are willing to go. All I know is that I've been starving for days because I don't want to get chased by some fucking /cwc/ peons saying "CALM DOWN MAN, WE'RE NOT GONNA HURT YOU, WHOOPS JUUUUUUUUUUULAAAAAAY" and they gun me down or beat me or some shit. I only keep Ahuviya around because she is the only one who can protect me because the fucking law has failed me so many times. I need a fucking vigilante of true justice to protect me.


And Sean, an ass rammer like you just personally wanted revenge. You think all LGBT biological men should be like you. Well, unlike you, I am actually part girl so there is no shame in what I have done. Just because I am defying your standards you goddamn baby. You just want me to be a standard queer.

>>280551
Robb, come to Starbucks man.

>>280555
>And Sean, an ass rammer like you just personally wanted revenge. You think all LGBT biological men should be like you. Well, unlike you, I am actually part girl so there is no shame in what I have done. Just because I am defying your standards you goddamn baby. You just want me to be a standard queer.

When did I ever say anything like that to anyone? Damn, your mind is twisted.

>>280555
wait, so that wasn't google images like you said it was?

I'd just like to say that I feel fortunate to have witnessed the development of a paranoid lolcow from the first post. Thank you 789chan and thank you especially Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles.

>>280555
You've made my day Robb.

Happy Anniversary to us all.

>>280555
CALM DOWN MAN, WE'RE NOT GONNA HURT YOU

JULLLLAAYYYY

Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles i thought you had the knife skills to take down a gorilla. Yet you are such a chicken shit pussy you wont leave your apartment.

Whats really funny is seanieb is one of the only people who has tried to help but your ego will not let you see that.

>>280555
Moron. Trolls don't actually beat up or gun people down. Even ween fags don't find that shit funny. Making you think it is kinda funny though, but most of your paranoia can be attributed to mental illness and stimulant abuse.
Brb snorting adderall (it's ok, I have a script).
As I was saying, you need to calm the fuck down. Have you tried heroine? It will help you come down from the bath salts and sleep.

" And Sean, an ass rammer like you just personally wanted revenge. You think all LGBT biological men should be like you. Well, unlike you, I am actually part girl so there is no shame in what I have done. Just because I am defying your standards you goddamn baby. You just want me to be a standard queer."

"It's called tolerance you homo"

>>280558
Please tell me you aren't just figuring this out. He's beyond our means to help.
The best thing to do is let his parole officer and the judge handle it.

Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles needs more JUULLLAAYYYS from us on this special day.

>>280555

>I need a fucking vigilante of true justice to protect me.

Goblin Kings are a cowardly and superstitious lot.

>>280570
Definately not, but it looks worse to robb

>>280555
>I haven't been able to leave my fucking appartment this whole week

Pic of Robb's future.

Do you think years from now rob will clean up and mature and look back on all of this and laugh and feel some embarrassment about the whole thing

  >>280577

>>280580
Either that or be dead. I guess it depends on how well he does in jail.

>>280580
I hope so. Or shit his pants and shit his pants and do nothing and mumble about them dang dirty trolls who ruined his life.

>>280577
And the smug guy behind him is Seanie.

>>280555
You need protection? I thought you were a toughguy?

>>280586
Even Robbay knows his claims of being a deadly weapon are bullshit.

>>280521

Apology video. You will never get your data erased from here unless you appease me.

>>280555
This is not the place. This is technically the place where Chris's sweetheart IVY came from . Why do you care about some fodder zetsu(mooks for non narutards)? You have chang hai tubby and his illegally gotten gun permit to protect you. I should expect a thank you, but instead I get your standard attitude of "If I don't suck Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles's Hindenburg ego down my throat. Expect an angry spoiled brat at my virtual door steps." You should thank the stonecutters for that.
You also need to stop saying your a genderqueer. You're a nerdy effeminate freak who uses LGBT status to pull women.

>>280437
>implying the secret troll army conspiracy is fake
>implying i haven't been outside rob's apartment all day taking pictures

>>280555

>"CALM DOWN MAN, WE'RE NOT GONNA HURT YOU, WHOOPS JUUUUUUUUUUULAAAAAAY"

oh god

the laughter of a thousand suns

>>280555
Robb, you should come down to Fado and have some Guinness with me. I think a pint of stout would do you some good.

>>280555
>this is where Bluespike was told to get Chandler to rape his fucking ass with clay.

CRAYOLA FUCKING MODEL MAGIC!

>I only keep Ahuviya around because she is the only one who can protect me because the fucking law has failed me so many times.

You keep ADF around because he's the only person too stupid to have ditched your ass. The law doesn't care because you're a moron and in no real danger.

>>280521
>I've tried EVERY FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD.

...except simply shutting up and leaving or making that apology video.

>>280598
Yes, give him MORE alcohol, because it has worked out in the past

>>280555
>You tell me who is photographing my appartment than IF THEY DON'T FUCKING CARE.

It's a secret troll organization called "Google." They take pictures of you while you sleep.

>>280599
It's called tolerance, you Homo

I wonder why Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles hasn't tried to elicit a personal army from Oprah's boards, he might have better luck considering their stance against online bullying.

>>280521
> And you think it's a fucking joke, Seanie. The one who is attempting to call my fucking parents while others are loitering outside my appartment harassing me.
>WAAAH DONT CALL MY PARENTS
What are you, 12?

>>280604
Well to be fair we did get him cut off

>>280555
Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles, what do you think is the root cause of all of your problems. Honestly, you don't see anything in common with everything you've been through?

>>280605
It was the straw that broke the camel's back. Long before his parents were ever contacted by the dang dirty (and in Seanie's case benevolent) trolls, Robbay was e-stalking porn stars, sending threats to and FBI agent, changing his gender, unapologetically throwing away tons of his parents' money, and being a generally worthless brat of a human being.

>>280521

>Just for every single time I've asked you to stop, I've pleaded, I've tried EVERY FUCKING THING IN THE WORLD.

You didn't try just leaving and not coming back here, did you? That was pretty much the one thing that would have stopped all this.

>>280555

>You tell me who is photographing my appartment than IF THEY DON'T FUCKING CARE.

Try googling "versailles apartments philadelphia" and see what comes up in images you stupid cunt.

>>280612
Hey, no helping the spaz

>>280555

- On Bath salts
- Doesn't sleep
- Now he doesn't eat

Robb, you are seriously on a crash course for death.

>>280555
>You tell me who is photographing my appartment

Hey you used to photograph buildings all the time in Philadelphia, nothing illegal about that. :3

>>280610
He did. He couldn't even get that right. I guess he was too much for Net Nanny.

>>280555
I thought I saw you outside of that apartment a few days ago though.

>>280612
Getting those pictures onto google was great work. Now the entire world can see them.

>>280625
ANOTHER VICTIM OF CYBERBULLYING

>>280627
Net Nanny is no match for a WRAITH!

>>280636

Did he install tor? Dam you internet.

Alright guys. The first of the spyshots is in. The bad news is, the location we put it in was kind of obscured, and the resolution isn't quite what we'd like. But we were in a bit of a hurry after all. The good news, of course, is the fact that Stiles won't be able to hide for much longer. Here's the first one.

>>280661
He hasn't sold that tv yet for drug money?

I am disappoint

>>280661
May you be blessed with a thousand JULAYS

Gosh, this has gotten so dark. It used to be about Robb getting drunk and high and bitching at the board and him having to go to the hospital for alcohol poisoning, to him going to the Poconos and hooking up Penelope, lying that he had sex with her in a WTF attempt to take down his ED.

Today he is the most paranoid freak in existence. He won't go out, he won't pay his heating, he begs his enemies for money, at this rate, he's gonna die just as the world does on December 21st, 2012.

Gosh, this has gotten so dark. It used to be about Robb getting drunk and high and bitching at the board and him having to go to the hospital for alcohol poisoning, to him going to the Poconos and hooking up Penelope, lying that he had sex with her in a WTF attempt to take down his ED.

Today he is the most paranoid freak in existence. He won't go out, he won't pay his heating, he begs his enemies for money, at this rate, he's gonna die just as the world does on December 21st, 2012.

Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles you should worry so much just go outside and see what happens.

(Nothing, probably.)

>>280677
Oops sorry I meant to say "Shouldn't".

>>280674
The sad thing is, he could end this at any time by just ignoring the trolls and getting on with his life WHOOPS SORRY JUUUUUUUUUUUULAAAAAAAAAAY!

What a long, strange trip it's been.

Here's to many more years to come!

  >>280686
>>280688
I'm feeling nostalgic, guys. Oh, those were the days.

>>280555

>>280555
Robb, for fuck sake go to a doctor, get some antidepressants, stop mincing about in ladies underwear in your apartment and hold down a job for more than a goddamn month.

Your life is awful because you're awful and lazy and have the worst case of USI ever, not because the internet is out to get you. Yes, it's that simple.

Now fix the problem as I just suggested or embrace your role as the new chris chan and start making youtube vids.

He will pay for internet but not heat.

  Hello, troll agents and provocateurs. I have called up the wooden shoes to inform them of harel and his informant ways. The anarchist Kuomintang's were not pleased on our form of revolution of overthrowing chang kai spergy.

>>280717
>>He's not a staff member, he's a customer
>>He just comes in, sits, and reads book.

So far, so typical of ADF.

Who wants to bet that he'll be making an angry journal response sometime later this week?

>>280717
>Anarchist Kuomintang.
What?

>>280562
Me too.It's fortunate because I am not in the states.
Happy 1 one year anniversary /cwc/

Robb really believes this shit.

>>280741
His spastic capslock is one of his best features IMO.

Great idea Robb: do a kickstarter.

We get more cocks and you get more money for bath sa- I mean heat.

>>280751
I'd chip in $5.

  Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles's life in 46 seconds.

>>280741

Screw you guys who told the truth about the shoving and youll never hear the others or hte cave.

>>280757
Hi Robb!

Can we change Dick to The True Wraithlord or something like that?

>>280717
So much for being in Portland, ADF.

So do you just order pizza or whatever to your door now, Rob?

Sorry, I haven't been keeping up with this stuff recently. I know you have no heat, but what -do- you have besides internet? This isn't exactly a sustainable path!

>>280757
There never was a tape of him doing the shoving. So for all we know they just agreed to say he did and didnt. No one cares that you shit yourself in a cave and cried like a little girl, or about the time you kissed adf. No one cares.

Why doesn't Robb just stop paying his internet bill and use the money to pay for heating?

>>280778
He's going to wind up in deep credit card debt if he keeps that up. Rob, you already spent the money on speed, you don't know how you are going to pay the rent let alone utilities. Just give up and go out looking for help wanted signs. So what if it's bussing tables with f.o.bs or plunging toilets at the gas station. You need the dough.

>>280778
>I know you have no heat, but what -do- you have besides internet?

Bath Salts

>>280783
It amuses me that Robb fits so many of those symptoms.

>>280785
It's just too bad we don't have visual evidence of the foaming at the mouth.

I wonder if Robb gets any disturbing hallucinations, some people see demons and shit.

hey Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles, if you get any pains in your body and odd red patches on your skin you should probably see a doctor. There has been a case of a woman getting a rare flesh eating bacteria from Bath Salts.

>>280781
He is probably just grabbing an unprotected wifi signal from within his building

  >>280788
Usually when someone claims that bath salts caused those, they were on meth or something else illegal and afraid to admit that shit to the police.
Yes bath salts are stimulants and yes they can cause those symptoms, but the amount one would have to take is rather extreme. It would be at least thirty dollars a trip. I can get you a ton of acid for that price.
They are more closely related to ritalin than meth. So Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles must be binging on the shit like mad to get these effects.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f19_1266132766

Do it Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles.

Bath salts are made in china and its literally just a bunch of chinamen throwing random shit into a pot and then processing it into a powder.

>>280803
Actually they keep shutting down u.s. labs. So no. It's a combination of different legal stimulants and Lidocaine powder.The problem comes from people using way the fuck too much because it's cheaper than cocaine and hasn't been stepped on (cut) too much.
At one point it was a specific family of stimulants, but those are illegal now. So it's pretty much anything goes, including pure caffeine crystals. The shit they use to kill frogs with. That's right, strong enough to be a pesticide.
It's a weird world.

>>280793

where the fuck do you live, acid is like 7 bucks a hit here

  I like how in every thread Robb claims innocence and then threatens to kill and torture everyone. When pointed out, Robb claims he can do that because he is innocent/tranny/insane. Dat circular logic.

Robb, couldn't we, by this logic, troll you because you have sent us death threats? How did you put it, "self defence" trolling?

Robb identifying himself for the first time. He and ADF were on good terms then. 2 months later, he contacted intro so he could throw ADF under the bus. The rest is history...

>>280788
>No Rob, YOU are the demons

>>280825
Man, i can barely remember how this all happened. It started so fast.

Currently Robb's ED page is more popular than "Chris Chan Sonichu". Get mad Robb.

In happier times. They never seem to last for this bipolar duo.

>>280837
Fun fact: It's Robb's fault that ADF has a gun. He could have had ADF put in the psych ward awhile back, but was afraid he'd lose his guard dog if he did so. Thus, when ADF eventually snaps and shoots somebody, the blood will be on Robb's hands.

>>280837
...and remember people, these are women!

I've only really paid close attention to Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles since the ED article.

What happened between this >>280825 and the article? I remembered something about an imposter. And then Zyklon started posting Nazi images to piss him off?

There's a wraith in there somewhere, boys. Probably a fat tub of lard in a beret, too.

>>280854
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Robert_Wayne_Stiles#Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles_Stiles_or:_How_I_Learned_to_Stop_Worrying_and_Hate_my_Dick

TL;DR Robb created a trollshielding article about another tranny, the tranny made an article about him, Robb flipped and started his personal crusade against the trolls.

>>280855
It might be this one.

>>280890
The one in the flannel shirt posts here. I remember however long ago it was, back when ADF first started getting posted here, and this image was posted, and that person pointed out they were here.

IIRC, that was from when ADF went to some paper and claimed he was being discriminated against by transway?

>>280373
Another shot of people who no longer associate with Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles. You're such a charmer, Robb.

>>280814
In order to see crap you would have to use up about 30 dollars worth if bath salts in one go. Seven vs thirty. Thats four long lasting guaranteed trips vs maybe you see shit maybe you don't for the same price. Plus that's a lot of shit to rail at once. The inside of his nose must look like a winter crime scene.

>>280910
who's the tranny on the far right? i'd hit it

>>280921
Not sure he snorts them.

>>280927
It's a powder. That should be a picture of someone freebasing with a straw in his mouth, I think.

>>280933
Do you even drug?

>>280927

>>280837

>>280804
Well people also still use a drug which was developed as a rat poison to thin blood ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warfarin ).

Anyway from the sounds of things he needs to get his parents to pay for rehab or something before the bath salts lose effectiveness (Via http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tachyphylaxis ) and he either tries taking more and overdoses or switches to a stronger drug since Rob clearly has no self restraint.

>>280957
Update: Our troll operative has arrived outside the community center, and is monitoring the area. We've also dispatched a field agent to keep an eye on the Wooden Shoe.

>>280972
Excellent. Remember, we need to make sure the Chairwomyn is away from The Versailles for the next phase to commence.

>>280974
That dang dirty Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles will finally get his comeuppance. JULAAAAAAAAY!

>>280972

At the wooden shoe. I'm deep undercover and talked with the fatfuck from yesterday's recording. I am staying for the feminist weekly reading. I will be submitting myself to torture to make sure the real wraiths run phila.

LOL. In 40 minutes some ugly ass feminists are going to read this out loud.
Caliban and the Witch: ”The Accumulation of Labor and the Degradation of Women”

I agree. A womans job is to look dolled up and not to disgrace herself with a job besides being a homemaker.

>>280981
The sad thing is the hardcore feminists probably dislike ADF and Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles more anyone here ever could since they find men who claim to be females offensive on a fundamental level.

>>280981

Why the hell do you beat around the bush. You can't make me run from Philly again. If you think can menace me just pretending you're by my appartment, you are seriously fucked in the head. What makes you think I'll meet up with any of your meeting requests just so you can laugh at the damage you've caused to my face and body.

I'm a pale shadow of the happy person I once was. There is not a single piece of happiness remaining left in my soul. My youth has passed me by and so has the once naive sense of freedom. Ignorant assholes will just sneer and say "Get over your first world problems, whiney bitch" but you have reduced me to the state of living of an HIV infeceted ethiopoian.

>>280992

>What makes you think I'll meet up with any of your meeting requests

Because you've told people to meet you face to face for a knife fight to "settle this" multiple times? We didn't suggest meeting you first, that was you.

>My youth has passed me

We didn't make you piss that away either, you've only been involved with the trolls for a year, and they've only been completely focused on you for about half of that.

>but you have reduced me to the state of living of an HIV infeceted ethiopoian.

A HIV infected Ethiopian has real problems, your problem is people being mean to you on the internet and you're doing too much drugs. Shut off the internet, stop taking drugs. That's all you need to do.

>>280992
I'm sure most people struggling in the third world would love to have the lifestyle you have, living in a wonderful, safe city with income and money for rent provided by loving (Alive) parents, no commitments or obligations and are generally in good health.

>>280992
Always the drama queen, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles. Funny how that accountability thing works, isn't it?

>>280992
Why do you think you're so unhappy Rob? Let us pinpoint the cause of all of your problems.

>>280992
Can you please leave your apartment soon? I've been camped out here for 2 days and I really need a shower.

>>280997
Found it. Fuck you, Robb. Oh, and get over your first world problems, you whiny bitch.

>>280998

be sure to shout WHOOPS JUULLLLLAAAAAYYYY

i hear that mistakes you unaccountable

>>280998
His guard dog left him for Portland, so Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles is defenseless in there.

>>281001
THE TIME TO STRIKE IS NOW, THEN. EXPECT US SOON Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles! JULAAAAAAAAY! JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

>>280998

I'm never leaving again. I have a friend bring McDonalds up when he can and that is the ONLY contacted I allow, other than my watchdog. I have already stockpiled everything I need to live in here for the next year or so, I really don't care.

It's not just the fake troll threats. I've been PERMENTANTLY disfigured and disgraced. I'm half mutant now and am now a fucking pariah too. I can't show my face anymore and that's all that Introman wanted. Introman has torn my fucking social life to shreds all because he wanted to fucking 1-up the Chris Chan trolls and bring an innocent person to the knife's edge.

I wonder how skeletal Rob looks now. He was a skinny fuck before but weight loss is also a symptom of bath salt use. He must be freaky as hell.

>>281003
So, how do you feel about your mother?

also >Mcdonalds

Did you even watch Super Size me? ADF will look slim next to you.

>>281003
>I have a friend bring McDonalds up
Thanks for telling us, now all we have to do is grab him next time he delivers, roll him up in a carpet, and throw him off a bridge. Your food supply will be cutoff.

>>280992
>I'm a pale shadow of the happy person I once was.

You are, indeed, a lot like Chris. Except you're a scumbag.

>>281003
You can't fool us, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles. ADF's in Portland. He said so himself. He also doesn't give a shit about you anymore.

>>281003
The power went out once and I had no choice but to eat McDonalds for several days straight. Enjoy spending all of next week on the toilet.

>>281003
>I've been PERMENTANTLY disfigured and disgraced.
Can we get a description?

>>281003
>I'm half mutant now

What do you mean now?

>>280661
Holy shit, where did you hide that camera at?

>>281013

he's gradually becoming a ninja turtle

>>281003

>innocent person

This all started because you tried to turn the trolls on Jordman, so no, you're not innocent.

Enjoy your years worth of McDonalds and Bath salts.

>>281003

And what are you going to do after the year's up and you're in an even worse state than you are now Robb? You're going to have to try to fix your shit some time, I know you want everything to be handed to you on a plate but by this point you should be figuring out that won't happen. Just how much longer do you expect your parents to keep sending you money when they already know some of this shit you've gotten yourself into?

>>281003
>I have a friend bring McDonalds up when he can and that is the ONLY contacted I allow, other than my watchdog.

MFW Robb discovers the hard way how link and pattern analysis works.

>>281003
I can't wait to JULLLLAAAYY you Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles. I'm going to JULLLLLAAYYYY you hard when the time comes.

>>281003
Now we know we just have to look for someone bringing McDonalds into Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles's building and then intercept them, maybe rough them up a little, shout our JULAYs. Bam. Starve the beast.

>>281003
Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles you do realize nearly everyone in Philly has no idea who you are?

>>281003
> bring an innocent person to the knife's edge.

oh Rob, will you ever learn to take personal responsibility for your own actions?

>It's the trolls' fault my parents hate me for wasting their hard earned money
>It's the trolls' fault I'm constantly drinking and doing drugs
>It's the trolls' fault I was fired after I ran away to the Poconos for over a week
>It's the trolls' fault I'm stuck in my apartment alone when I could of married my dear sweet penelope!

>>281013

All those fucking female hormones I took in the fall fucking did me in. They all had the EXACT opposite effect of what was supposed to happen. And now I have all these fucking sores all over my face and blisters on my gums.

I want to tell you, I wouldn't have looked like this if it wasn't for your CONSTANT TORMENT of me. AND YOU STILL WON'T STOP.

>>281011
I second that.
How do you expect us to understand what you're going through Robb if you leave out important facts which may elicit sympathy.

>>281029
>Hormones
>Acne everywhere!

What is Puberty?

>Blisters on my gums

Brush your fucking teeth you disgusting wretch.

>>281029

>All those fucking female hormones I took in the fall fucking did me in.

>I want to tell you, I wouldn't have looked like this if it wasn't for your CONSTANT TORMENT of me.

Make up your fucking mind you retarded shit.

  Innocent? Maybe you shouldn't have stalked all those women and if you didn't constantly harass/ridicule transgendered women then nobody here would have even have heard of you.

>>281029

Yeah, the bath salts and herpes and lack of hygiene have NOTHING to do with that.

>>281029
You did that to yourself, moron, we had nothing to do with that.

>>281029
LMAO! Robb, you're hilarious. Is it our fault you tried to get even with Jordan and started this lollercoaster rolling in the first place?

>>281029

Did you pick up the wrong brand of hormones by mistake? You wanted the ones with Milla Jovovich on the packet, right?

>>281029
How the fuck is it our fault you were abusing hormones? You're an idiot for doing that shit without any sort of professional medical opinion.

>>281029
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>281029
You think the female hormones are also responsible for how irrational you act?

>>281041
Hormones, bath salts, same thing? RIGHT?

>>281029
Hormones? Seriously? Try not doing fucking drugs and drinking and being a schizo who locks himself in the house eating fast food and perhaps you'll look healthier. Y'know, common sense.

Besides, when I asked, "What do you mean now?" it was rhetorical. You've always looked looked a little mutant-like.

But thanks for the mental image.

And, no, I didn't do anything to you. Torment you least of all. So don't lash out at me.

>>281037

NO, don't even get me started about fucking Jordman. HE started this and you're his own private GESTAPO, I NEVER hear anything negative about Jordman on here it's just ME ME ME.

>>281029
>And now I have all these fucking sores all over my face and blisters on my gums.

No, those blisters are from dry mouth caused by stimulant abuse. Your teeth were in bad shape to begin with, Robb. Have fun as they rot out of your head, you dumb cunt.

>>281044
Jordman doesn't come here and make us laugh like clockwork.

>>281044
>It's just ME ME ME

It's always been that way, huh Robert?

>>281044
Jordman isn't as funny and pathetic of a little cockbite as you are, dear Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles, so we forgot about him and moved on to greener pastures.

>>281044
>on here it's just ME ME ME.

I can't imagine why. Are you capable of objectivity at all Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles?

>>281044
Nope, it's all your fault Robb. We don't say negative shit about Jordan because he doesn't come here to tardrage like you do. Face it Robb, you did all this shit to yourself.

>>281044
Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles, why do you think we refuse to troll Jordman? Just curious

>>281052
>think
>Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles
choose one

>>281044
Smile for the camera, Robb!

>>281044

Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles, can you explain why it's our fault you abused hormones that have fucked your face please?

>>281044
You should've known nobody was interested when all those Jordman threads you started were laughed at.

>>281044

>>281058
I don't think that is Jordman, that is a cute gal and Jordman is a transsexual?

So what did you get at the mcdonalds?

A 10 piece mcpubbit meal or a 20 piece?

Are they going to give you honey for free with it or charge you for it?

>>281058
>18 threads
That image needs updating

>>281065
Better?

>>281067
Just replace the numbers with the infinity symbol.

>>281044
You know Robb, you should really ask ADF what he thinks about your trolls. It might be of interest to you.

Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles I am glad you are secure in the knowledge that field agents don't work in Mcdonalds, enjoy your cheeseburger. :)

>>281013

>And now I have all these fucking sores all over my face and blisters on my gums.

Uh oh Robb, you got the flesh eating virus! You better get that checked out pronto after all they can't amputate your head.

>>281072
>Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles has to choose between flesh eating disease killing him or going outside and facing the troll army

I don't know why I find this so hilarious.

Where'd you go Rob?

>>281003

But if you can't pay your rent because you spent the money stockpiling drugs (poor dog is going to starve) then what's the point? You will be out on your ass soon enough Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles. Then we will all point at the homeless idiot and laugh.
"He could have just turned the computer off"

>>281072

It's from smoking bath salts.

>>281091

>>281092
Who wants to see stage three?

>>281093
Oh God no...

>>281093

>>281097

>>281097

That k9 is rotting.

>>281029
>All those fucking female hormones I took in the fall fucking did me in.
Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles did you take them as prescribed by a doctor?

>>281115
Its philly, doctors dont prescibe hormones there, they give them out during halloween

How is Rob managing to blame us for the follies of his tranny phase?

Robert you should get your lawyer on the person selling you the hormones.

>>281131

No, it's just Jordman, who is an even less convincing cross dressing, bearded man is personally whoring you out as his personal army becuase of how insanely jelous he was of me. Simply because I was skinnier, a hundred times more feminine and happier and more liked in that retarded subculture than he ever could be. This is physchological warfare that he is waging against me with the help of goons he got off the internet for free.

>>281135
>implying that jordman isn't paying us

So Jordman persuaded you to take hormones?

>>281135
But how is your drug abuse, hormone abuse, and less than stellar hygiene our faults? We weren't shoving bath salts down your fucking throat, take some responsibility.

>>281135
You're just butthurt because Jordan moved on. You, on the other hand, are just a bitter, drug-addled scarecrow.

>>281135

So... all the dicks?

>>281135

Can you please respect jordan's gender identity? I might have to pull a Mr. Blue and call mazzoni about your transphobia.

>>281135
>becuase of how insanely jelous he was of me.

Whatever you say, Robbay.

>>281135
Oh Rob I really doubt that you've ever been happy or well-liked. Drama whores like you don't do "happy" You jump from one plea for attention to the next. Hell if you never had try to backstab your friends you would have just found some other excuse to tardrage.

>>281145

Jordman is fat, lumbering, homosexual deviant with a fetish for wearing dresses, skinning cats, arson, male giggolo who hardly shaves, constantly mutters to himself like a schizofrentic, makes goddamn messes in whoevers place he's free loading in and he also got kicked out of Rammapo college for being a sexual frusturated retard. He's what you'd call a white nigga, just the absolute largest waste of space of all time. I USED to have a job, respect, a social life, and above all, I actually pass becuase my feminine side desired me to give into some female interests.

Yet, I'm the bad guy who deserves broken glass shoved up my rectum and he's the hero of feminism and transway. He simply chose to be a woman becuase it would bring more attention to his ugly whorish self.

>>281153
>He simply chose to be a woman becuase it would bring more attention to his ugly whorish self.
And you became a tranny to get laid, what's the difference?

>>281153
> he also got kicked out of Rammapo college for being a sexual frusturated retard
>I was victimized by not only the students but THE DEAN HIMSELF of Camden just because of my freakin lifestyle choices
>Robb, 24 years old virgin calling anyone else sexually frustrated
Comedy gold!

>I USED to have a job, respect, a social life, and above all, I actually pass becuase my feminine side desired me to give into some female interests.
Meaning, you don't have a job, respect or social life, and Robert dear, you never, ever passed. Ever. We've seen pictures you've felt are worth sharing with the internet, so no doubt you were even more hideous in real life.

>Yet, I'm the bad guy who deserves broken glass shoved up my rectum and he's the hero of feminism and transway. He simply chose to be a woman becuase it would bring more attention to his ugly whorish self.
And yet, he could handle trolls better and didn't resort to drug usage and didn't get hospitalized, meaning he's better than you. How does that feel?

>>281153
>I actually pass

>>281097 says otherwise, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles

>>281153
>He simply chose to be a woman becuase it would bring more attention to his ugly whorish

Like how you chose to be a tranny to try to get laid?

> he's free loading

Weren't you bitching and moaning about how your mommy and daddy cut you off?

>arson

I don't see his youtube video where he's giggling and laughing like a retard over a fire.


Face it, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles, you're a fucking hypocrite and have far FAR less dignity than that "fat, lumbering, whore" you seem to despise.

I think I know why you hate him, he did the one thing you can't. He stopped getting trolled, because he figured out how to make us stop.

>>281153
>Jordman is fat, lumbering, homosexual deviant with a fetish for wearing dresses, skinning cats, arson, male giggolo who hardly shaves, constantly mutters to himself like a schizofrentic, makes goddamn messes in whoevers place he's free loading in and he also got kicked out of Rammapo college for being a sexual frusturated retard. He's what you'd call a white nigga, just the absolute largest waste of space of all time.

And yet... you're STILL more pathetic than him.

>>281155

I quit college because it was a waste of time and money, you fetal alcohol syndrome faced crack whore. Jordman, on the other hand, was expelled as far as I know. He probably is a bigger criminal than me, YOU just don't bother to dig up any of his personal records because he's using you somehow.

>>280992
>I'm a pale shadow of the happy person I once was. There is not a single piece of happiness remaining left in my soul. My youth has passed me by and so has the once naive sense of freedom.

That was... poetic.

>>281159
You still haven't explained why you're better.

>>281159
That may be true, but why would we turn against Jordman when he's given us so much help in trolling you?

>>281159
>crackwhore

Says the bath salts addict.

>>281159
>He probably is a bigger criminal than me

Oh, so you're a criminal now? You just implied that. What illicit things, other than your bath salts binging, have you done, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles?

>>281159
>I quit college because it was a waste of time and money
And totally not because you were stupid, took you four years to realize it isn't "for you", suuure.

>YOU just don't bother to dig up any of his personal records because he's using you somehow
How many times had he threatened to kill/rape me? I don't have any particular reason to hate him more than any other tranny. And if we went and trolled him just because you had a bitchfight with him, wouldn't you benefit from it? That's so basic reverse psychology even a five years old can see right through you. Seriously Robb. Master manipulator at work.

>>281013
>And now I have all these fucking sores all over my face and blisters on my gums.

So THAT's why you wouldn't meet up for the friendly chat. Well how about you guys just arrange to meet on October 31st, then you won't feel so out of place outside. Dick could even put on some zombie makeup so you would match.

>>281159
You really don't get it, Bobby. It's not that we like Jordman. I find him to be disgusting. He's just not lulzy. You, on the other hand, are a riot who keeps supplying cocks.

>>281015
That's what Paul David "Eyebrows" Smith does.

>>281159

>YOU just don't bother to dig up any of his personal records because he's using you somehow.

We're not doing this because we think you're a criminal, we're doing this because you make it so fucking easy. Jordman doesn't come here constantly making an ass of himself, if he did then things would probably be different. We're not doing this for Jordman's sake, we're doing it for our own amusement.

So Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles, how's Portland?

>>281153

>He simply chose to be a woman becuase it would bring more attention to his ugly whorish self.

You already admitted you did that shit yourself because you thought it would get you laid. It's all in the archives.

>>281159
It's a waste of time for you because you are incapable of learning. This has been demonstrated time and time again. It's like you are regressing. Your linguistic skills are increasingly slipping, you repeat your mistakes, and you are xenophobic to the point of tot wanting to leave your apartment. You are literally that afraid of people.
See a dentist and then check yourself into rehab while there is still a little brain left to salvage

>>281159
>fetal alcohol syndrome
Oh dear someone's projecting...

>>280992
Rob, you caused that damage. Bath salts, no one made you take them. That's a choice. You chose wrong.

>>281166
Stalking, electronic threats, harassment, killing kittens. You name it. He's practically a bond villain.
The master of disguise

>>281003
>>I'm never leaving again...I've been PERMENTANTLY disfigured and disgraced. I'm half mutant now and am now a fucking pariah too. I can't show my face anymore and that's all that Introman wanted.

How many times did I tell you not to use yourself as a test subject in your crazy teleportation experiments?

>>281166
Jordman is a real gangster.

Rob I know how you can show these people a thing or two. Go back to school and bury yourself in you schoolwork. You can come back to this place after you graduate and show us that you are not a failure. Or you can continue to come back here and entertain us.

Wow, we've never seen a lolcow deteriorate so badly. Chris got fat, but Robbay is just seriously decaying.

  >>281185
Chris was always fat.

>>281185
Chris just got older and older. He was followed for a very long time.

Meanwhile, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles is very rapidly OBLIVERATEing himself at an unprecedented pace and then blaming it on us as if we're force-feeding him bath salts.

>>280521
Hey Robb, we can see you from Camden! We hope you'll enjoy our upcoming visit as much as we will!

>>281158
Was he in trouble for creeping on girls in the bathroom? Oh no, wait. That was you. The dean didn't discriminate against you, you were being a fucking pervert. I know the real reason you dropped out. Want me to share?.

>>281192
Wha?

He keeps insulting the subculture and insulting the real trannies.
He's such a biggot. Yet they kept giving him chances. Fucking tranny hippies

>>281193
He kept making threats and running his mouth. He was going to be expelled. They gave him the chance to leave so that it wouldn't be on his record. Everyone keeps thinking he's going to sort himself out. The judge, his p.o., his one remaining friend, the ex friend he ran too. It's kinda sad.
He needs to be locked up.

>>281195
Oh, okay. But I was wondering why you were responding to me like I was Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles actually.

If you have cocks though? Please show us.

What are the chances that at some point Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles attacks a neighbor or the mail man cause they knocked on his door during one of his paranoid fits?

Huge file dump of Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles making his own cwcville's. I don't think I'm invited though. :(

Zammy tower.

Even his 3d architecture blows

Can I run for mayor?

>>281212
>>281215
>satalite
>satalitte
Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles, if you're going to be retarded, you could at least be consistent.

Can't screencap this behemoth. http://xlnation.net/cocks/new-minerva All the towns are named after Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles's Nakama. Some members have been excommunicated. :(

What's with spasts and obsessing with maps and making up fictional cities? It's almost as widespread symptom of spasm as trains and Sonic.

>>281223
spasm.

>>281223
I'd assume it's a combination of an imaginary friend and a ready-made hugbox, where everything comes to them with a modicum of effort, nothing deviates from their preset standard routines, and they control every aspect of its being.

>>281155
>I USED to have a job, respect, a social life, and above all, I actually pass becuase my feminine side desired me to give into some female interests.

Also, his penis was straight and larger than previously photographed.

>>281230
Fortunately none of those pictures have been released yet. Yet.

>>281229
So like I said, spasm.

>>281153
>Jordman is fat, lumbering, homosexual deviant with a fetish for wearing dresses, skinning cats, arson, male giggolo who hardly shaves, constantly mutters to himself like a schizofrentic, makes goddamn messes in whoevers place he's free loading in and he also got kicked out of Rammapo college for being a sexual frusturated retard.
Aside from "fat," this pretty much describes you, Robb.

>He's what you'd call a white nigga,
You mean white trash? It's pretty hypocritical to specifically throw around the word niggo, when you're all about tolerance..."you homo."

>>280564

That's the funniest thing I've heard all week

>>281237
Schizofrentic?

CALM DOWN MAN WE'RE NOT GONNA HURT YOU WOOPS JULAAAYY! is the new WOLVERINES!

>>281212
At least Cwcville doesn't look like it's going to be flooded at any second.

  >>281256
So does new Orleans,doesn't mean you can't derive some pleasure from it. Though his city planning does seem worse than that of New Orleans, t is at least creative, unlike all his other works. Was this Robert before the drugs?

Yesterday, some philly transgenders contacted me on facebook about Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles. We talked for a little bit and I learned some new information.

Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles has not been outside of his appartment for like a week.

Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles avoids almost all transgender events.

Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles is officially on the woman juice.

Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles has gone to the mental hospital 3 times in the past 8 months. All related to stress from dat damn introman.

Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles publicly use to do impressions of me as a gangsta rapper. Also would say racist stuff about that coon introman. :(

Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles doesn't even have a job or at least didn't work at the walgreens. Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles lied about the work experience.

Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles went full sperg at the trans health convention and warned con security about dat evil introman and his gang(789). Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles was furious when he didn't find introman and trey.

More will be posted daily when I get new information.

>>281352

>>281352
Also some other stuff , Robbay never went to the Poconos that was a mental hospital trip.

His parents never cut him off he is still on their wallet, he just wants 200$ for some salts I guess.

It is unclear is Penelope did or did not exist, neither LIU guy or any Philly Trannies have seen a shred of evidence she was a real person.

>>281352
>mfw Robbie do not even exists, and Introman is trolling us all.

>>281369
May I speculated that Penelope was in fact an patient at a mental hospital? I would make sense, you cant refuse a kiss if your catatonic.

Man, that Jordman is really ugly

Is he high or something!!!!!

Sincerely,

James Winston

(PS: how's the Chester County Jail treating you)

>>281374
>>281375

Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles, no one cares; now i have to go to your apartment and scream WHOOOPS JUULLLLAYYY

>>281374
>>281375
Hi Rob. What's up?

>>281352
>Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles is officially on the woman juice.

Hormones and bath salts. How's that cocktail working out for you, Robb?

>>281369

I don't think we talked to the same trannies? Many hate the guts of Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles.

>>Also some other stuff , Robbay never went to the Poconos that was a mental hospital trip.

That's just speculation. The verfiable shit was that Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles wasn't around philly proper. He might of checked himself in to a mental hospital but no one really knows.

>> His parents never cut him off he is still on their wallet, he just wants 200$ for some salts I guess.

That has to be correct. I don't think he has a trust-fund, so the parents are breathing ATM machines. I believe it was more like Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles scamming money out of 789chan. Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles is a dumbass but a manipulative one.

>>It is unclear is Penelope did or did not exist, neither LIU guy or any Philly Trannies have seen a shred of evidence she was a real person.

Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles has not talked about the girlfriend at all to any philly trannies. I honestly don't know about Penelope. She could exist, but not in the function Rob portrayed her as(love interest). I just don't think bragging to people who were married at his age about a teenage level summer romance would help him.

>>281352
So IOW, Robb is probably even more hideous now. Ponder that for a moment. This image is not the worst Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles has looked.

>>281383
I really doubt he bathes anymore

>>281384
The trolls have obviously sabotaged and OBLIVERATED the Versailles plumbing.

>>281375
If you wouldn't tap that ass then you ain't straight homes.

Robbay locks himself up with a bucket to poo in and a lifetime supply of MRE's

>>281369

If he was in a mental institution then how come he was constantly round his old school friend's dorm? This all sounds like bullshit to me.

>>281374
>>281375

HI ROBBAY

>>281389
They would have forced him to bathe in a facility. If he was in the loony bin then he wouldnt have smelt of sewage when he showed up at LIU

>>281391
I guess that would depend on how he escaped the loony bin. I'll let that mental image stew for a while

If rob checked his self in then he could check out at any time. It would fit his MO of being a drama queen screaming "help me help me" and than turning on those that helped him

>>281375
Shit ya know, I think Jordman is WAY more interesting, but there's no other info about him.

>>280555
Sooner or later Robert you'll leave that apartment because you know and I know that you will run out of your favorite drug. I don't think you should even be getting the hormones because your insanity and drug use, but Philly Transway is really really shit.

>>281395
Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles hayworth and the bathsalts redemption

>>281396
Wouldn't that just get him locked up? Assaulting a mental health care worker, that looks bad in court. Like maybe you need help.

>>281401
Someone with some skill needs to shoop him into this

>>281404

>>281387
>a bucket to poo in
So when he inevitably runs out of bath salts, is he going to switch to jenkem?

So is Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles unable to cook?

Why does he need someone to bring fast food to him?

>>281415
(*I'm meaning why didn't someone just bring up groceries to his apartment)

>>281417
Can't you order food off of Amazon now?

>>281374
>>281375

Why are you a hater? Also, I'm not a jail bird like you. Have fun in march 2013! I hope club fed gives you a free six month vacation. I will make sure of it.

It's 4 PM Eastern and intro has posted...

I now await the arrival of Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles.

>>281422
He won't show up.

He's too frightened to face Introman AND the new Wraithlord.

>>281427

He's too scared NOT to show up. Think of all the things we could be saying about him RIGHT NOW!

>Day 8 in Camp Whoops Julay outside Rob's apartment

>>281429
Camp Weenanjulay

>>281429
Wraith's End Base Camp.

>>281419
No idea, I'm from the UK (You can over here but then again the big supermarket chains do too).

I was just wondering if he primarily just eats junk food because he is too lazy to cook.

>>281438
>limited to things he can microwave

Well that narrows it down to thousands of things. Why doesn't he get groceries.

Also those new Green Giant steamers are delicious

>>281438
>implying it is impossible to cook with a microwave.

When is he due for a checkup on that, anyway? I forget.

>>281462
>>281462
Wasn' someone just banned for posting that link?t

>>281464
Anal retentive mods today. Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles bath salt zombie wwas kind of a funny coincidence

>>281467
Was it a tinyurl link? I think they might be automatic bans.

>>281474
Nope, and they were banned after being up first. If autobanned that wouldn't be the case.

>>281457
On what? His parole?

>>281419

He can't trust the delivery guys, they could be trolls being paid to do Jordman's bidding.

>>281464

What was it?

>>281491

A link to a Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles zombie killer related t-shirt that with a zombie in a bathtub that said "I love bath salts". It was a childrens shirt too.

Hello. My name is Gluglog and I’m going to tell you a story. This happened to me and I hope it never happens to you.

I was in a local hotel’s bar drinking a scotch on the rocks with some friends like I used to do every Friday night. I’m actually 17 but I have a really good Fake ID. We were hanging out, chilling, laughing, etc… It was like every other time we had been there. Then, I saw the most beautiful girl in the world walk past the door. She was absolutely gorgeous! Almost indescribable. I was amazed. She stared at me for like five seconds and then moved on to an empty table at the end of the bar. My friend Klaju encouraged me to go talk with her. I filled myself with courage and walk straight to where she was sitting.

She was looking at me while I was getting near. I was about a meter away when she asked me for my name. She was very serious but she also had a seductive tone in her voice. I told her my name was Gluglog and asked her what was hers. She said her name was Solange. I thought: “Wow that’s an exotic and very attractive name!”. Of course I wouldn’t speak that out loud. Then she asked me about my age! I was terrified and started shaking. Solange stood up, came near to me and whispered “I like young ones”. I had the best mix of feelings ever. Excitement, anxiety, happiness, and many more. It was like a boom in my pants. When I finally recovered from the shock, she asked me how I would like to see her room. Another boom. I was delighted at the offer. Said I’d love to and followed her.

When we arrived to her room she asked me to wait while she got ready. So I waited. I was very anxious, every second went by like an hour. Then, after two minutes and twenty-seven seconds, she finally came out. I felt the biggest boom. She was totally naked and every part of her body was so perfect! Better than all I’d ever seen on the Internet put together. Nothing could match that. Anyway the time had finally come. We jumped into bed and started looking at each other (that was going to be my first time). For twenty-three and a half beautiful minutes, the best of my life, we stared at each other. After that, I hear my mother telling my father off for loosing the key outside the room. I thought my parents had gone on a trip to have a “fun weekend” just the two of them. I realized they had just renter a room and were having fun at the hotel (gross). Then they came in and the mix of feelings I was having turned into just one. SHAME. I was ashamed like I had never been before.

Solange turned out to be a thieve who had stolen my parent’s key and was distracting me while her companions stole everything worth more than $10 off the room. I was grounded for the next 17 years and when I finally was aloud to go out again I… I… made the second biggest mistake of my life. I went to visit Solange in jail and saw her in a bad state. I married her and paid her bail. Then she left me.

Shame is not fun and I have lived a life of shame.

Moral: Get your own room when you’re going to get it in a hotel.

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>>281502
Wtf is this?

>>281503
tl;dr

>>281503
The reason we can't have nice things. That's what it is.

>>281505
I thought that was Homor

>>281396
Not actually true. They can keep you indefinitely if you pose a serious threat to yourself or others even if you have yet to act.

ADF seems like he is one of the worst people in this situation, from what I can tell he's happy to let Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles take drugs and lock himself in he apartment while he plays pretend security guard.

A simple search for bath salts on google results in article after article about people biting cops, and growling like dogs. Even in a maternity ward
http://articles.nydailynews.com/2012-07-05/news/32555327_1_bath-salts-drug-counts-designer-drug so how long before Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles does this?

>>281534

Since he never goes out, I'd imagine all he does is hallucinate that he sees introman and sean breaking into his house and threatening to cock drop their encounter.

>>281552
Pretty soon, he's gonna start eating ADF's face while chanting: "I am not a high drug up. I AM a sommbulist, I am literally immune to the fucking legal justice system that has been corrupted by the internet. I legitly have NO control over my actual thoughts unless I try."

>>280686
It's just so mind blowing.

Honestly, comparing the first and last post, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles actually sounds like a reasonable person in the first post who is just a little misguided about how things really work. Then you look at the last post, and it's just so mind boggling just how much they contrast each other.

>>281587
Bath salts are a hell of a drug.
In this instance I'd say he had a mental break and slid into addiction. This mental break started a long time ago. The judge in his stalking case even alluded to it. One of the terms of his release was that he get help. He chose to seek help in a pipe and in a bottle. This is just the end result of self medicating in the place of actual help.
We should feel bad for laughing at him, we really should, but it's just so fucking funny.

He's a Dave Chappelle character brought to life.