" I AM NOT MAD AT ALL! "

Phobos seems very upset. All this from being called a tryhard. Try harder, Phobos. Try harder.

He doxed seanie. But seanies dox is public information. Try harder Phobos.

lol, so much fucking mad.

TROLL HARDER SPERGLORDS!!!!!!

I dont think he has any idea how butthurt he is coming off as. But then again he has no idea how fucking terrible he looks.

Phobos is quite anally OBLIVERATEed.

>>284643

Hi phobos

>>284643
HI PHOBOS,
Hows that not being mad coming

>Atlus

The mass butthurt for not being accepted on a chan board. Oh my, he has potential, I'd say.

>>284649
Fuck off you neckbeard at least I can wear a kilt it's all the fucking rage in Scotland you basement dwelling Julayfag

(Fuck off dick.)

>>284652
TRYHARD 2: TRY HARDER

I'm predicting he'll make a paragraph about how jealous we all are of him because we're mocking him and telling him to try harder. Can phobos resist the temptation which I've just implanted into his skull? Only time will tell...

Holy shit he's flipping out harder than Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles over being called a tryhard.

>>284633

>>284653
You're just jealous because you were fat people jackets

>>284653
You're just jealous because you were fat people jackets

>>284652

>>284658
Who told you about my life as a fat persons jacket. I put that chapter of my life behind me

>>284657

>>284652
Was this actually phobos posting? Oh god I hope it was.

And he was complaining about a fedora.

Probably not him posting here when it's just stuff copypasted verbatim from the irc where he made a ass of himself the other day. His tears are still delicious though.

>Good start for a new user btw :)-NKO 12:55, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

lol, he started up an account just for us, doesn't it just make you feel loved?

>>284661
I can not believe that he actually did this to himself. He is just like Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles in that he thinks he looks good

His head is so weird looking the top half looks really flat, his eyes look too far apart, the bottom half is really long, huge nose, and those big fat lips.

He reminds me of a fish, probably smells like one too.

>>284665

No, wasn't a kilt he was wearing in that photo, and the all the rage in Scotland part is taking the piss out of a sarcastic remark he made in irc.

He is currently working on the article. Should someone tell him about atlus

>>284668
dat unibrow

>Their response will be that you are just very upset and that you spending twenty seconds typing the word proxy into a search engine is extremely tryhard

Notice the tryhard in bold on the article. That offhand remark really bothered him, didn't it?

>>284661
The new goblin king ladies and gentlemen.

>Atlus

This article is about 2 years out of date and you've only just made it Phobos. Rewrite plz.

>>284672
2 hours and counting.

So I'm out of the loop here. Who/what is phobos and why does he look like the bastard child of a Scotsman and a Final Fantasy character?

>>284677
He came into IRC about 3 days ago and started acting sycophantic towards intro. He most likely found us through Robbie's ED page. He proceeded to start picking fights and acting butthurt, which culminated in him going on a tardrage last night and getting banned from IRC then /cwc/. He's totally not mad, though.

>>284677

He's some fag who heard about Robbay from ED, and came onto irc to suck up to introman and try to get Robb's attention. Got called out as a tryhard for his weak attempts to bother Rob and then went batshit. Have a read through the last Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles thread.

>>284678
Do you have the log of his first visit? I've only seen the butt sore one.

>>284681
What you've seen is really the only interesting shit. He more or less behaved himself when he first came on, IIRC.

>>284668
>>284661
He looks like some Final Fantasy abomination

it all started the rob thread here >>284397

After reading the chat log someone posted
>>Damn, Phobos is a tryhard.

and then the butt hurt flowed

Doesn't ED have standards (however low) for articles? Isn't that why Bob Ethier's article was removed and Nick Bate's almost removed? Aside from Seanie's super secret info and a whole lot of less than subtle butthurt, there isn't really any cocks. It's just 'this website exists and they suck'.

Does he not see the irony of spending three hours writing an article on ED to prove he isn't mad or a tryhard

>>284691
Now now, she's a sensitive fragile woman. After being treated so cruelly by the people of this board she was probably too overcome with tears to think straight.

He's so much like Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles it hurts.

>bye bye, neckbeards, enjoy your circlejerk, not eve trolled

oh okay whatever he's just some weener, we'll probably never see him aga-

>writes a goddamn ed article out of mad

lolcow identified. initiate laughter protocol delta

>>284695
except Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles only talked about making an ed page Phobos is actually doing it.

Does that make him even more butthurt than Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles?

>OHELLO IM GOING TO EAT SPAGHETTI SOON NICE OF YOU TO DROP BY

>PLEASE POST MORE ABOUT ME ON 789CHAN THNX - =-=Phobos 13:57, 29 October 2012 (EDT)

Lol so randumb!

>PLEASE POST MORE ABOUT ME

oh, gladly

RWS was getting played out

>>284688

Fuck it, let him keep it up.

>Homor
>The opposite of SeanieB, opposite in that he is a fat fucking pig, doesn't pretend to know anything about computers, and makes SICK PODCASTS. He is beloved by every person on /cwc/ and is considered the highest ranking and most respected of the staff.

>He is beloved by every person on /cwc/ and is considered the highest ranking and most respected of the staff.

wut

i thought the article was amusing.

>>284705

it IS amusing

just not how he thought it would be

>>284703

>about fat people being unable to wear shirts

He really didn't like it when Figaro took the piss out of his shirt hanging out of his jacket like he's fucking Arnold.

>>284700
Yes. Let's see just how much butthurt he's able to channel into the article before it exhausts him.

Wait, wasn't Phobos one of the /tc/ regular?
Nice reconversion here bro!

A shame, it's not like it would have been difficult to make a genuinely good 789chan page like the Legi0n one, but this one reads just so much like that notorious "FAT CHARIZARD AND BAD MATE >:c" attack page it's distracting.

This should be interesting.

>>284711
Wait, no, I'm thinking of Omega.
Still, funny stuff right here.

>>284705
I was entertained by the Seanie section and I like Seanie. Seriously though, doxing him? He doesn't hide who he is at all.

>He is beloved by every person on /cwc/ and is considered the highest ranking and most respected of the staff.

^^
Oh and the Homor section needs to be fixed.

lol, he quoted Atlus of all people? the arrangement with Atlus in 2010 was basically that atlus would run the ancillary boards and I could have a life while only taking care of /cwc/. That all ended after Vegasgate though.

<robb> he looks like a tranny himself

"Try harder, Phobos" should be the new "HI A-LOG".

lol

He sure has a lot of time to work on an ED article on a Monday afternoon.

>>284633
Harsh but fair.

>Yes. By beating the odds of becoming completely disgusted with themselves and the basement lairs they now inhabited they arose from the ashes to once again coat every surface, bit, and pixel with their learning disabilities, delusion, and desire to see anything better than them (read: most things a well adjusted person becomes used to) burn in the fires of their own virginal rage.

I think somebody is projecting

>write a 2,000 word article about 789chan because we made fun of him
>calls other people tryhards

>The definition of trying too hard. HIGH COMEDY GUIZ!

Nobody flounces quite like Phobos.

> Call me a tryhard, huh? Well, I'll try hard to show them!

>>284727
Did you really expect much else?

>These nerds were hardcore tho no poofs or fairies allowed,

/cwc/ - NO HOMOS ALLOWED

>>284668
10/10 Would bang

>>284732
Guess I should have included a trigger warning last night.

>>284700
we're attempting to make arrangements with ED to see that the article is never removed.

>>284666

phobos is an oldfag there you sperg, nko is a newfag who just met her/him (lol not sure about phobos' gender yet)

Holy shit Phobos reqlly believes Atlus runs /cwc/ judging from that shit thread he made

>>284752
The La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

>>284752

He didn't make that thread, that's Seanie taking the piss.

>>284743

I don't know how you can live with the embarrassment Whoreos, he sure showed you, you know how you said "wat" that one time. Sick burn.

  This Phobos fella is obviouslty an internationa man of trolling, a man with a license to troll.
Hollywood even made a movie to immortalize his exploits; Try Hard 2: Sperg Harder.

Get my picture out of that article you queer, you don't know who the fuck you're dealing with.

>>284765

  When did hey Arnold become an anarcho punk?

>>284673
The resemblance is unncanny!

He's been raging for over 5 hours now.

phobos more like FATBOS

>>284757
Yeah, it's like the worst thing to ever happen to anyone in the history of the world.

Ever.

>See Also
>Butthurt
>Unwarranted Self Importance
>Summerfags
>Basement Dweller

Holy shit. The lack of self-awareness is unreal.

>>284661

Is he balding in this picture or did he just damage his hair from overbleaching?

>>284780
I thought it was a wig. I haven't seen a hairdo like that since 1987.

Oh he mad.

>>284752
He edited his masterpiece because of this post.

The tryhard is still going.

Nko is a phobos sockpuppet. Phobos hopped right back in IRC after being called scared, because he's not mad at all.

Also he's totally not mad.

What a gem of an article.

>Their response will be that you are just very upset and that you spending twenty seconds typing the word proxy into a search engine is extremely tryhard.

No Phobos. Creating an account on ED and spending hours compiling an article because someone hurt your feelings is.

we will never stop laughing at you phobos

i know you're reading this

>>284787

yes hello ED SysOp here. Nko is a retarded newfag, phobos is an oldfag with serious gender-identity issues. Please don't be retarded.

>>284791
>serious gender-identity issues

What a shocking twist.

<phobos> Atlus didnt run a faggy enough site for you queers
<phobos> my original character is a fursona mixed with a dragon
<phobos> and my trollsona is a 5 foot tall philipina woman with six children
<phobos> i dunno why dont u guys go vandalize ed so you can be cool on the internet
<phobos> im going to go have a cigarette : )

Definitely not mad and/or tryhard, guys!

>>284791
>ED SysOp here
Lol who cares?
Also HI PHOBOS

Phobos do you have a self made comic?

Pic related, welcome in the family. Soon you willbe in that picture.

ALL HAIL SER PHOBOS OF TRYHARD, LORD OF MAD

>>284747
>>284791
Am I missing something or is he really this stupid?

He's so mad, it's like how much more mad could he be? And that answer is none. None more mad.

>>284802
He's really this stupid.

How hard are you watching this thread, Phobos? Just come out and post, we know you're watching it. I promise, no bans.

As long as we get those sweet, sweet cocks drops into our waiting hands.

>>284804

He's busy arguing with IHM in irc. Come take a look.

Fellow community members, please stand strong and resolute. Together we can weather the storm of Hurricane Phobos despite this being an internet reputation state of emergency.

Remember, if Hurricane Phobos causes a power outage in your area, many of our basements are equipped not only with state of the art computer and anime electronics, but so-called fuse boxes as well. Please be sure to consult a male parent before approaching these devices.

If you are witness or victim to an injury or accident during Hurricane Phobos, you are encouraged to contact our first responders. Remember to give them ocular pat-downs for gaywad and share the pertinent documents regarding a general refusal of male-to-male CPR. We're keeping to this "no homos rule," it's a vital cornerstone of our community.

I really hope someone is logging all of this. I love our new tryhard lolcow

>>284765
phobos has an epic ween plan that will piss everyone off!

>>284803
Well anon, thanks to you, I now have something other than Phobos to watch while the hurricane passes through.

Not mad guys. Not mad at all.

http://pastebin.com/0SDdjz9u

It's the endless cycle of life!
Welcome, Phobos!

http://789chan.org/bt/res/179.html#180
alt version of the log; might be easier to read.

>>284732

And that's not even Phobos' final form

Was it Negi that said him and Robb would make a cute couple? I tend to agree.

>>284633
>/cwc/ originally lived on a board for rejected Chris-Chan trolls who were turned away, from the CWCki

So Phobos is a cwcki member?
Guess Champthom has another ban to hand out.

>>284818
The quintaessential sperg. I can't believe he believes all of that bullshit.

One lolcow dies. 2 take it's place.

Circle of life.

>>284832
stfu lolcow

UPDATE: Phobos is still not mad.

>>284832

Welcome back, Matt.

http://holidayrd.ytmnd.com/

huh?

He just updated the article.

"15-year-old half-albino Canadian gangsta rappers"
Looks like i'm next on it's hit list.

>>284839
Shut up, sperg.

>>284839

I don't think tripfagging would be the best decision for you right now.

Guys, we need to compile a list of ween trollshielders for the article. I think it's useful info.

Beekeeper and Phobos need to be on it of course.

>>284845
RSDuke, Jazmin, Skittle, Robert Ford?

>>284838
>ytmnd.

>>284839
KEEEEEEEEEEEEPAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

>>284846
Not really. I might be committing political suicide by saying this, and be accused of selling out, but here it goes: RSDuke isn't a lolcow. Rob just thought he could distract you by attempting to divert your attention to someone who voiced an opinion that goes against the general consensus of /cwc/, and calling them a lolcow.

>>284851
Yeah, The whole RSDUKE thing was a joke. I guess alot of people missed that.

>>284851
I have been fooled by the Master of Disguise once more!!!

>>284851

>who voiced an opinion that goes against the general consensus of /cwc/

What opinion was that then?

>>284854
Does '^' count as an opinion?

You have an ED page, you're a real chan now.

>>284856
lol. Trying so hard.

>>284856
now, about negimachan...

>inb4 phobos starts editing himself into the article.

>>284856

Are you going to keep reverting the article to your shitty draft? You've lurked here for less than a month, and you seriously wrote that whole article because you're mad we called you a tryhard.

You don't know enough about the mods or our injokes to troll us, so why not let someone with a clear head take over?

OH NO! PHOBOS IS ATTACKING!

He's not mad though.

Of course not.

>>284856
here, I'm not Phobos.

>>284877
hi recon and/or nko

>>284861
What is that gif from?

>>284879
Chrono trigger

/cwc/ uses JULAY ironically, Not as an actual joke.

What a homosexual deviant.

>>284878

Alright fine, the password is Spurdo Sparde.

Keep on trying Phobos! Make us pay for insulting you on the internet!

I say we return the favor and write a good old fashioned article on phobos.

>>284896
we need more cocks for that.

Is there... anything else you can do Phobos? Or is this spamming the worst of it? Just wondering.

For all this intense spamming, which stems from not being angry that you got called a name online of course, this thread is still here at the top so we can discuss your immense homosexual deviantry.

Proceed.

phobos? more like FAUXbos

what a tryhard

More mad from our favourite tryhard.

>>284974
Phobos will have a fine place on our wall of fame.

>>284974
>LOL SORRY IS YOUR SITE BANNING EVERYONE HURTING YOUR FEELINGS?

No, not really Phobos. I suppose not everyone gets so mad about the internet though.

Apparently I missed out on the details.
Can someone explain who Phobos is and why he's so colon crucified?

>>284978
Ween.

Phobos totally isn't mad.

http://web.archive.org/web/20101007122421/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Phobos

Phobos' time on old ED. Yeah, it's not really impressive

apparently we're killing /b/ too.

>>284984
welp, guess it's time to go back 4chan and force some fake memes like kilroy and pumblenuts all over /b/.

>>284985

Back to /lounge/, please.

In that article:
>A STEAMPUNK BOARD - It's so fucking steam punk you guys. Srsly, fucking steampunk. Fun fact this empty waste of space used to be where 789 members went for fashion advice.

lol @ phobos lecturing anyone on fashion advice
also is the first part of that supposed to be funny? it sounds like commentary from some teenager's "let's play" channel

>>284984
I don't get how we can kill something that's been dead for years.

>>284984

>>284986
I'm not that RedCream. I exist to mock him.

>>284987
I thought the steampunk board got taken down a long time ago. Did he mean to say "post-apocalyptic" or what?

This is so absurd. Hasn't he better things to do?

With his complete lack of self realization, total usi and his ohinternet account is it safe to say phobos was the tism

>>284879
I'm pretty sure that's from Somethingawful a few years ago when they made a bunch of stuff about the 'get out' frog.

>>285004
Its originally from robocop

>>284976

seanieb bitchtits has a tendency to delete posts en mass if they rustle his jimmies.

See the similarity with Chris's tolerance for difference?

>>285015
Still mad huh?

>>285015
Do you see the irony of taking 5 hours out of your day to write the ED page to prove you aren't an asspained tryhard

>>285015
would you strangle him
would you strangle that sean cash

>doesn't include omega in the article

Check you privilege bro

>deosn't include PLEASE DON'T HURT MY FAMILY or Jennfer's dick

>>285015
>See the similarity with Chris's tolerance for difference?

If it wasn't glaringly obvious throughout the last 24 hours?

Thank you for confirming your spasm, Phobos.

You should hang out in the comment sections of YT videos. You'd fit right in.

>>284984
4chans /b/ has dead for 5 years now.

What's funny is that nothing in the article is terribly recent. It could have been written at any time, but it wasn't because even the most brain dead and deluded of lolcows could see that writing it would be a colossal waste of time and energy. Way to go, Phobos. You have succeeded where your predecessors failed. While other butthurt spasts faltered, you remained true to your noble cause, driven on by an unparalleled buttrage. That article is a monument to trying hard.

Long live the king.

>>285021

She's been really quiet lately.

>>285017
>>285019
>>285020
>>285024

HI A-LOG

>>285025

Finally, something that makes sense.

I started 2 of the threads in that article. Phobos doesn't "get" 789chan.

>>285029
Hi Phobos.

We should definitely add Phobos to the article.

He's new, but I think his quick rise to infamy warrants it.

God of IRC and being a euro trash babbbbby

Screencap of Phobos' sperging.

If anyone is writing his section, please go ahead and use it.

>>285042
Screencapping this shit made me notice Phobos' peculiar habit of saying "I'm Phobos".

It's like he thought his name had some kind of power, or at the very least we should be able to recognize his name or something.

>>285042
The fuck did you use to screen cap that shit? Mspaint? I'm all for capping Phobos deviancy, but at least use photoshop or gimp, or something.

>>285043
Like WRAITH? Robb and him should team up.

>>284686
I thought he looks pretty hot for a dude and I'm not even gay (but I'm a weeb alright).

>>285047
>I'm not even gay
Yeah...about that...

>>285047
That sounds like something I would say.

>>285042
I think we should at that to the ED.

>fish face
>hot

Pick one.

>>284997
For some reason, he got a lot of shit from the wayback machine version of the site. Hence, the steampunk board was still around then.

Nice to see the quality of the article has improved.

789chan is a meat grinder...Or a cheese slicer.

>>285043
he did it a lot in irc too, which brought me to the same conclusion.

>>285074
I outright asked him about it and failed to get an answer

the sad part is this is better than most ED articles, but only because most ED articles were written by spastic chimps, and this was written by an spastic tryhard

>>285080
ED is now dominated by the same kind of subhuman garbage ED used to make fun of.

hey, can people drop embarrassing mod/namefag screenshots? like, actually embarrassing stuff, not the "HEY LOOK THEY HAVE SHITTY THREADS" stuff phobbie posted

i'm going to rewrite this from scratch. having someone with a degree, instead of a faux-glam rock hairdo, give this a try might make it less tryhard

>>285086
Does anyone have a record of the /tc/ shitfest?

>>285086

I have a partial rewrite of my own if you want a stronger base to start from.

http://pastebin.com/RF77Xnj3

http://pastebin.com/wu7py3VS

gah, the ED "style" gives me a headache

>>285095
>Autphag
>legit
Including him in the article would give him just what he wants.

>>285086
You've been updating it for hours, Phobos...just go to bed, ok?

>>285100

who cares, he's not even here anymore

>>285102

jenga i'm trying to make an ed article that is actually decent

not phobos :((

>>285102

i was going to write up a section about you being an ex-us bullet sponge turned fat pothead, but i got bored

>>285105
sperghomo never left

I'm not sure who he is but he's ugly

>>285095
Good job. At the very least the humor is dry and it's fucking easier to read than Phobos' torrent of empty insults.

>>285106
To be fair, there aren't many "ex" US bullet sponges. Being riddled with bullets limits your ability to internet.

>789chan article
>not mentioning the disaster that was tinychat

><phobos>I would say my face symmetry is fairly close to golden ratio

sides.exe has encountered a fatal error

>>285109
Grandpa Phag will always be with us in spirit

Phobos and some ed weenfag manually spam the IRC, and then call us summerfags.

wellp, he sure got us.

http://pastebin.com/1VSETBwj

Butthurt newfags <3

>>285142
>implying phobos lurked long enough to see /tc/

It's sad that ED has become a place where twelve year old weenfags can write PA articles about people who've been mean to them now.

>>285148
>Posting your own ween

It's like I don't have to do anything at all, and I can still laugh at you.

Please continue trying as hard as you can in the most pathetic way possible. And then wrap it up in a bow like this.

>>285148
>* Closing link: ([email protected]) [G-Lined: -]

thanks for sharing your ip address

>>285148
Stop it! You guys are really hurting my feelings! :(

>>285148

phobos is a tryhard.

>>285152

oh man thats as good as your address and phone number

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>285148
I like how Phobos' favorite insults are "newfag" and "summerfag." Like, the only insult he can conjure up is something that insults your perceived worth on the internet.

HE TAKES THE INTERNET SO SERIOUSLY BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY LIFE HE HAS, MAN!

>>285156

when homor tells you to get life, its time to stop trying so damn hard

Is Phobos a tranny as well?

>>285164
Yes.

><vivivi> Haha, tell us about how attractive you are. What makes you so attractive?
><phobos> I would say my face symmetry is fairly close to golden ratio
I literally died

So why hasn't anybody made a Phobos ED article yet? The try hard really needs one.

>>285169
He's exactly the kind of epic ween who would masturbate to it because it would literally be the only lasting thing they've ever managed to achieve.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Talk:789chan#I_JUST_WANT_TO_SAY

Apparently the ED mod Andres has been protecting the article from edits.

Think he might be a member of Phobos' ween clique?

>>285184
He wants his dick. That's pretty obvious.

>newfag
>summerfag

Does this moron not get that those words have no meaning outside of 4chan and even then they barely have any meaning? Is that the only insult he can think up of?

Also, it's ironic that he called us "the cancer killing /b/" somehow, when him spouting NEWFAG and SUMMERFAG are the biggest indicators of being cancerous on 4chan.

The whole Phobos Affaire is stupid and sad.

>>285190
Sad in that it shows just how low ED's quality management standards have sunk. And how overly defensive our overspergs can get.

phobos do you even lift

>>285184
I wouldn't surprise me, coming from those ponyfuckers morons.

Looks like we've found a new Rob.

Because people laughing at you means they are totally mad.

>Protected "789chan": don't fucking do that. The only contributor, phobos, asked me to protect this until he/she finishes the last section in her userspace. We have like 8 accounts stalking our r/c for crapflooding this article.

>he/she

Seriously, ED? Seriously?

phobos, introman is friends with zyklon

if you ever want to be intro's best friend and steal his first kiss you need to be nicer to zyklon

also picture related; it is the talk page

  >>285191
Everybody in this farce is acting like little brats. I'm having a strong case of seconhand embarrassment.
Video very related.

Welp, the article is now protected until Phobos finishes writing it.

Should there be a deadline? Because the dude can just stall forever to keep everyone else from editing it?

Anyway, I'm amazed at his lack of self-reflection. The guy hits just about every lolcow criteria head on, with his half a dozen first posts.

>>285203
Sorry: everybody is acting like a little brat.

  Phobos and Malforius in action.

>>285204
It's a new trend. Every lolcow is getting more extreme and moving faster than the previous.

Just a little dox from you:

According to his IP address, Phobos is from Denver, Colorado.

>>285239
>dox
>ip address

>>285239
Oh, Homor

>>285239
Goddamit homor, I told you that wasnt dox. Besides, we already knew that

i just can't believe anyone wold buy into the whole "ahahahaha they called me homosexual deviant! trolled!" so hard

but then again, phobos is a pro at TRYING HARD lol

This whole debacle is a testament to how far ED has fallen from grace. They have become what they used to hate.

>>285252
I thought it started up as faggy livejournal shit bitching about faggy livejournal shit. Essentially Fan Fic Critic without the TGWTG particular flavor spasm. Then it got hijacked by furries drama'ing each other into oblivion, with cwc happening in the background.

In other words, wasn't always ED what it hated?

>>285255
At least, back in those days, they weren't ponyfuckers.

>>285255

Patrolling the ED Recent Edits list at night almost makes you wish for a server shutdown in winter.

>>285259
Degenerates like you belong on an ED page

>>285239
LOL Homor. You spastic.

>>285259
Can you tell us what the new breed of EDiot thinks it's funny?

>>285276
You're questions doesn't make sense, is what supposed to by why or is it's supposed to be is?

>>285156
don't forget fart lunch

>>285239
Thanks, ill make sure to dig up his dog and throw him off a bridge if I see him in lodo. Juuulllllaayyyy~

  If you're searching out for something
Don't try so hard
If you're feeling kinda nothing
Don't try so hard
When your problems seem like mountains
You feel the need to find some answers
You can leave it for another day
Don't try so hard

  Phobos at 0:10.

>>285287
Don't forget the tranny hookers!

>>285276

wat

One thread, please

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Phobos/789chan2

version 2's in the works folks!

>>285345
GODDAMNIT TAKE THOSE LOGS DOWN NOW.

Not funny.

>>285345
Get off before I go off

>>285345
what

>>285354
Did he get the memo that Seanie is gay?

I don't see why you guys hate the article, it's hilarious!
>stop the wrestling players from dumping milk on their head AGAIN.
See?

>>285345
I honestly think it was better before you redid it Phobos. Can you revert to v1?

An accurate portrayal of Phobos' current insipid condition

Hey, shouldn't A-Log be added to the epic win list?

>>285364
Phobos isn't mad at the lolcows
He's mad at those damn dirty trolls who called him a tryhard!

Oh wait my bad Phobos isn't mad and hasn't been for the last four days straight

happy halloWEEN

>>285363
>>285364

u guys leave hir alone zhe is beautiful

>>285354 DAMN IT SEANIEB FIRST YOU TAKE ALL THE HOT WOMEN AND LEAVE ME WITH NONE AND NOW YOU TAKE HUNNYMON PHOTOS FUCK YOU!

Phobos you need a section for Omega.... Also who is going to tell him about Atlus

>>285354
WAT FK

>>285354

ahahaha

phobos what the fuck man

>>285384
That's a lovely picture of you Sean.

My dear Phobos, you are walking a dangerous path, the same people like Cris-Chan, ADF, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles, and many others lolcows. You are digging your own grave, sir. It is a matter of time till you start freebasing and burning your eyebrows.
You have been warned.

>>285386

I think that is Phobos' favorite shipping

i loled

Phobos using ED to write fan fiction

http://boards.4chan.org/soc/res/13472082

I know this is someone here. There was no "im phobos" in the OP

>>285400
>I have a perfect golden ratio face
>everyone rates 5/10
lol

>>285408
Isn't the golden ratio stuff bull anyways?

>>285414
Isn't important in painting?

where did /tc/ go?

Do you think he got so upset because he assumed that he was a master troll and that he would show up and be instantly be e-famous for all of his amazing trolling of a sexually confused bath salts addict

>>285414
>>285415
Yeah, it's a useful way to make realistic human proportions in art. In truth, everyone's face is pretty close to the golden ratio unless you're the elephant man or something.

>>285347
><jengatype> I don't suck dick, though, none of the guys at the YMCA locker room will let me anymore

That was...taken out of context.

>>285408

>>285476
everything phobos wrote is out of context. in most cases, "context" meaning "reality".

>>285399
that was so painfully tryhard I couldn't get past the third sentence. wtf is "two(ld) fold" supposed to mean?

>>285418
Yes. He clearly wanted to be the next Clyde Cash. Why else would he try so hard?

phobos why are you bizarro world trace cyrus lol

You know that ADF picture "Guy or a girl?". Can't help but to think of it.

Requesting that mods change the anon name to "Phobos"

So if you missed it earlier, Phobos was spamming with a script out of butthurt and totally-not-mad. SeanieB locked the board and forgot to unlock for like two hours, but everything's good know.

Christ, Phobos is like the new Kimmo mixed with Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles. He's like the perfect lolcow.

>>285570
>like 2
lol, it was 5 brah.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Phobos

>two floods in one day
TOTALLY NOT MAD NO WAY NO HOW!

>flooding /b/
>a board that no one reads or cares about
Truly the greatest troll in history

WEEEEEEN RAID

>>285648
>flooding /nix/
>flooding /b/

>>285648
I love when people try to flood /b/ here, and nobody notices or cares.

He sure has a lot of horse pictures on his computer... is phobos a horsefucker in the literal sense?
Be sure to copy the filename when you upload the picture.

also, the part "so he spent 5 hours writing a butthurt ED article"
pipe
>writing a butthurt ED article
to the "attack article" page instead. there's plenty of other links to butthurt anyway.

>>285665

>>285665
>>285647
its a halloWEEN miracle

So is the captcha gonna be permanent now?

>>285672
no

>>285672
nope. just until seanie finds a better method of plugging up the proxies.

>>285665
more horsefuckery

also has anyone established who this homosexual deviant is?

http://ohinternet.com/User:Phobosfan85

>>285677
most likely his right hand

>>285677

>I am not who you think I am

Phobos.

>>285676
Not gonna lie, that last image looks adorable.

I think it's time for me to watch episodes of "Too Cute" to get this out of my system.

http://animal.discovery.com/tv-shows/too-cute/videos

i also like how his ed talk page is filled with "i was only PRETENDING to be retarded, guise!!1 itrolu!"

>look at 789chan's article

>section about seanieb and ihm is gone

dat embarrassed backpedaling

>>285684

That's in this one

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Phobos/789chan2

>>285666
Phobos: Would you fuck me?

This thread has good music though.

>>285684
>that feel when not even mentioned

Bless the Anon who called him a tryhard first, who knew that so much rage could be found under such accusation?
Especially here where every insult is thrown at you every two posts, I wonder if he was called an A-Log before of he's that new.

>>285694
I'd fuck me.

>>285694
i'm fucking me now.

This is a kind of attention-whoring that I haven't seen before: making reaction pics of yourself.
http://forums.ohinternet.com/showthread.php?250-The-official-OhI-Yearbook-1&p=25645&viewfull=1#post25645

>>285721
I wondered what happened to homoslide since he had rage quit on 7chan

>>285721
Oh god, that gigantic ego and usi isn't even funny anymore. Is it possible to dig up any more cocks on him?

Takes more than long hair to be androgynous. Wish people like Phobos and ADF would realize that. This guy is the definition of faggy scene manchild.

Why are you even giving him attention?

>>285721
Jesus...I knew ohinternet users would be awful, but I didn't expect them to be more embarrassing than /tc/.

>>285723
He seams to be have been rather generous in what he has posted on ohinternet at least.

>>285732
Oh.

My.

Jesus.

It's like a 14 year old's slashfic came to life.

>>285732
Added to the article. Prepare for the buttrustle.

>>285732
Holy fuck my eyes.

Seanie please add a spoiler function. This shit is gross even as a thumbnail

>>285732
Noodz already? That was fast

How old is Phobos?

If he/she/it is legal, I want nudes leaked for fapping. Shame none of Robbay came out either, he's low tier but more fappable than the types who usually are mocked here.

>>285745
Never mind, slightly late.

>>285732
MY EYES!

>>285722
What's this?

>>285732
inb4 phobos attempts to spam

Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles earned several titles, reflecting his e-nobility: Wraithlord, Master of Disguise, Goblin King. What title can be bestowed upon Mr. Phobos?

>>285761
Tryhards don't deserve the recognition of a title.

>>285732
>Phobos is definitely NOT gay
He just has nipple piercings, looks like a little girl, refers to himself as a queen, shaves his pubes resulting in massive razor burn, oh, and he unnecessarily showers naked with other men

But no, Phobos is NOT gay
Can we make sure his ED page reflects how not-gay Phobos is?

david bowie + asperger's + fetal alcohol syndrome = ???

Phobos is getting his buddy Nicotine, who previously had an inactive ED account, to edit his ED page so Phobos doesn't come off as the butthurt tryhard he is

Oh, Phobos. You're so clever.

h

dat golden ratio

mad at negi

moar negi asspain

tinychat

sick burn

>looks like a famous rockstar
I don't think he understands that the general appeal of a rockstar wasn't their hair.
It was their talent.
Guess which of the two Phobos doesn't have any of?

beautiful

>>285785
I wonder if phobos is a PUA and this is his attempt at peacocking

famous rockstar guys

>>285782
It's like the gigantic text size makes your petty arguments more valid there.

raging on ohinternet's irc

>>285784

Both. The hair sucks too.

>>285782
>DAT BRIGHT RED 72PT ALL CAPS FONT
He even tries hard at being an attention whore.

We all know what he really means

>>285791

>RIP IRC, OBLIVERATEed by shit his pants and do nothing homosexual deviants telling each other how cool and awesome they are on the Internet

It's amazing how accurately he can describe himself.

>>285791
God, that guy is all kinds of MAD.

>>285795

Oh wordbutter, you're still funny to me.

So if you get into a fistfight with phobos, does he call you the next day and say "Ha ha, jokes on you, I was never mad at all!"?

Phobos knows hes fucked now.
It's why he's avoiding us so adamantly now, despite the fact that this is the fifth day in a row he's been online nearly all day in various IRC channels since he originally flipped out.

>>285803

I'm just surprised how fast he was found nude online.

Even Robert didn't post himself nude online, Phobos.

Even Robert.

Does he still live with his parents?

>>285805
Robb was pretty good about not posting images of himself. At least he had some self-restraint.

>>285805
If that one was found so easily, imagine the goldmine we have yet to dig up.

>>285806
>Professional Blogger

He is without a doubt, a basement dweller.

>>285805
I'm sure there are plenty more. He has such a high opinion of himself he has taken a ton of nudes

>>285794
confirming my horsefucker theory quite nicely

>>285779
>>285780
>mad at negi
hahhahahahhahahahahahahaha goddamn, is this fag serious?

>>285810
We need to find them. He's far from the 10/10 he thinks himself as, but he's still the only fappable thing /cwc/ produced.

He's a vain tranny, taking nudes is the only positive they get in life, so they are definitely out there somewhere.

>>285817
What about that one chick with the huge knockers

This homosexual deviant loves himself way too much

>>285821
Well, someone has to.

Honestly, I don't know how he has friends over at ED...that much ween should have collapsed into itself by now, like a ween supernova.

>>285819
PeacockFeather?

>>285819
Zyklon isn't bad looking either.

>>285732 dat Marilyn Manson look. Looks like the corpse of a cross dresser.

>>285732
Totally not gay.

In a shower with another guy with paint all over his body and nipples.

Straight as a ram-rod.