fuck off

I thought we weren't going to talk about him out of shame for how epically he pwned us?

>>286128
No, it's time for the healing to begin.

im phobos

oh phobos

you're the new atlus

sperging hard or hardly sperging /cwc/

rip Sephiroth "Tryhard" Phobos. You star shone brightest for 5 days of unparalleled amusement. Sadly, the star which burns brightest, burns fastest. In a few days, we'll be wondering "phobos who?" and laughing at some other spastic. Oh well. Have fun writing your article by yourself.

>>286135
A supernova of ego and ween that shone on this little board with the intensity of millions of spergs being burned at the same time.

Phobos is the type of 'master troll' who'd call up Bob/Barb to scream "JJOOOLLLOOYYY" only to then hang up awkwardly when Bob retorts with a confused burn.

I miss Chris. I miss Alog. Phobos is bust a tryhard fagget. Not a lolcow, just a lolveal.

>>286135
nonsense; our cataclysmic conflict with tranny #325 was far and away the most defining moment of this board

as evidenced by it taking up 75% of our ED page

>>286146
>as evidenced by it taking up 75% of our ED page
I think the fact that the ED page was written exclusively by said butthurt tranny might have something to do with that.

>>286139
fuck man, now i miss robert franklin chandler

rip bob

>>286146
hi phobos' whipping boy

tryhard

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User:Julaaayyy&action=history

>mfw goatse on my user page

>This page demonstrates how good of a troll Phobos is, he has made at least 8 people butthurt with one having a serious case of spasm therefor unconfirmed butthurt

Do these people even know what ween means?

>>286178
who is this marforius homosexual deviant anyway?

>>286179
Probably Beekeeper

>>286181
nah, beekeeper is zookeeper on ED and has been a small voice of reason on the talk page despite having been thrown under the bus by the board. marforius is most likely phobos' whipping boy.

Uh oh.

>>286202
Guise, I think we're fucked ;__;

>>286202
>I just got a massive archive of screen Caps and logs

No Phobos you are the Mr. Robert Wayne Stiless.

In my opinion, the saddest part of this guignol, is the low standards of ED and its decision of comply with Phobos. In the good ol' times nobody in ED would ever lifted a finger for him.

People, remember, the best thing to do is ignore their hosefucking asses.

They're a remnant of 2007, and we are in the year 2012 going on 2013 now, and places like ED have become ghost towns as they cannot hope to keep up to date, which is the only reason Phobos has prospered there in the first place. If it were the ED of 2007/2008, he would've been banned within hours of creating that page. Even the old Krapple page is kilometers ahead of what he's written.

>>286205
E1M8: Phobos Anomaly

>>286207
Fuuuuck ED

>>286207
Sometimes I wish ED was wiped out of its misery if it wasn't for all the information on lolcows there...

>>286207
Witnessing the melancholic spectacle of the decadence of 4chan, of Something Awful, Encyclopedia Dramatica, Chanarchive demise, all the places I used to think were cool, one thought comes to my mind, I'm getting old.
Captcha: ultra-modern.

>>286206
You can tell it's a terrible article from the get go what with the horrible photoshops of SeanieB and even though he is gay trying to make up a story of him being in love with Brittany Holechko based on an IRC screenshot of him giving her some chat room moderation status and saying "honerary ops lol".

>>286212

>4chan
>Dying

Oh man, how many times I've heard THAT before, especially on /v/.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Phobos

And it's in the Good New Articles, ahead of Phobos' hackjob.

>>286214
The quality of its userbase is even more retarded and spastic that it was back in the days. And it happens in every board, 99% of all threads in 4chan are shitposts nowadays.

>>286216
>implying 99% of all posts on /cwc/ aren't shitposts

>>286173

Here, just add this to your userpage and count how many times he has vandalized it: {{User:TKN/userboxes/vc|x amount}}

>>286179
He's a furfag. NSFW http://i.imgur.com/qEF3h.jpg

Pic related

Is it just me or is that a new lolcow?

>>286223
http://www.kpsforum.com/members/marforius.32994/
https://www.ohloh.net/accounts/Marforius
http://steamcommunity.com/id/on-nimp
https://github.com/Marforius

looks legit

>>286223
lol he's fat

>>286223
Phobos is a furfag too. He uploaded a shitload of furfag porn to ED and even created an article to one of the pictures: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Special:Contributions/Phobos (Enter at your own risk)

>mfw marforius

>>286228
>https://www.ohloh.net/p/Marforius-client
>Upgraded client for WoW Private Servers
>0 users

Oh wow. I can smell his neckbeard all the way over here.

>>286228
>Birthday:Jul 28, 1980 (Age: 32)
This can't be his birthday. If it is, he's as bad as Slimz.

>>286228
What a homosexual deviant. Doesn't shock me one bit.

>>286239
I doubt that's his actual birthday. He looks way too young to be 32 years old. I'd guess he's probably in his early twenties.

Marforius, is that stupid Harry Potter name or just stupid?

>>286246
I now a guy that is 34 that looks somewhat similar. Its possible he really is that pathetic

>>286247
>>286249
hurr warcraft http://www.archaicguild.net/profile/1197223/characters

>>286255
Is there any obligation to know about Warcraft names?

>>286259
not afaik. i dont play the shit at all but i stumbled across this hoping someone else might be able to ascertain something from it. whatever, just another shitpost.

>>286261
Sorry for sounding aggresive.

>>286262
none taken here, bruv. it's a slow night

i don't even

>>286262
>>286263

i love it when we can act civil here

>>286215
Not enough work yet.
Why not talk about the goatse bombing he did on >>286173 ? That's pretty ween already...

>>286228
>coder, develloper.
GEE I WONDER WHO THAT phobos' whipping boy GUY WAS.

Ohho boy, I go to support Julaaay's efforts with the article, and Phobos is using the usual Tubgirl and harlequinn baby pictures like it's still 2007.

>Phobos Status: EBIN WEEEEEN

>>286279
watch out because we are dealing with a MASTER TROLL not even the likes of clyde cash we've ever seen before

>>286280

The best part is that Adblock just blocks it for me anyway, so I can just revert it in a few hours when Deimos is busy fapping to his EBIN WEEN plans.

>>286281
aye. keep up the good work m8

>>286228
>opens a random cpp file
>only thing is an include for the corresponding header
>opens the header
>only thing is #pragma once

some programmer

>>286275
Dat word philter.
Also, I wonder if phobos will get into contact with old lolcows in his war against Sean, maybe he'll form an alliance with Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles and TacoWiz!

>implying that /cwc/ is my site

>>286279
>Shock images that don't provoke the slightlest reaction.
Hy is truly a TRY HARD!

>>286298
I thought Mike the Great was one of the few decent guys left in Dramatica. I might be mistaking him for another guy.

>>286298
follow up question: who is this mike the great homosexual deviant?

Here's a image of a window of ween, courtesy of Julaaay.

You know what is more pathetic than lying about a medal you didn't receive?

Lying about an e-medal you didn't receive.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Vox_Dramatica_prize&diff=443388&oldid=440545

>>286306
E-medal? What kind of life someone has to take pride in such non-existent distinction?

>>286310
The same person who calls himself the "Queen of IRC"

>>286310

It looks like a way of saying thanks to those who contributed a lot of time and effort to the site.

>E-medal? What kind of life someone has to take pride in such non-existent distinction?

What kind of life someone has to take pride in giving themselves such non-existent distinction?

>>286314
Sorry for the spelling.

>>286279
>>286281
careful with your use of the word 'ebin' we wouldn't want to inflate phobos ego any more than it already is.

>>286292
actualy rob was in irc tonight and said he didn't even realize phobos was trying to troll. I guess he should have tried harder

>>286314
>a lot of time and effort
>implying that phobos would ever try hard

>>286330

Exactly. He just gave himself an e-medal without any work involved, from a time when he wasn't on the site.

>>286331
If I'm remembering correctly that's when ED got taken down too. Might be confusing it with April 2010 though.

>>286289
Marforious is flipping his shit vandalizing the phobos page. Time to find out what fredjuicynips, mike the great, and nko do when they aren't fellating phobos, and scrutinize that.

>>286334
i dont see whats to scrutinize except that there's a portion of ed staff that act like massive homosexual deviants (shocking!)

What kind of retard uses the same name for thier github account and thier ed account.

>>286333
That is when ED was taken down. And it's in the legacy section.

>>286350
The same kind of retard who tries to be ween at 32

>>286353

It's there because Phobos added himself to the legacy section.

Today.

No one else cared enough about Phobo's contributions to add him.

Phobos gave himself an award.

>>286356
>Phobos gave himself an award.
This is like something straight out of a cartoon show.

>>286337
>portion

I think you mean "entirety"

jimmies status has achieved maximum rustle

>>286362
Phobos' personality cult, ladies an gentlemen. All just as butthurt as he is.

>>286362
I think it's pretty obvious he's 32.

>>286337
Because his entire circle of followers seem as prone to flying off the handle as he was. Remember, we used to discover lolcows by reading through the comments on Chris videos.

>>286364
You don't know how butthurt they truly are

>>286371
marforius was really all i could gather but that was with 10 minutes of actually caring. not saying someone else shouldnt try though

>>286362

He has no tact whatsoever. I'm convinced that he's the 32-year-old furry NEET.

lol marFURIOUS needs to calm his spastic tits with the big text and hueg reaction images

>>286380
it would make sense because his 'trolling' involved some irrelevant furry forum that he considers an epic win for himself.

>>286337
Are there even staff?
Looks just like other users to me, also I thought NKO was a sockpuppet.
Is there any way to get into contact with the real staff? I mean, >>286306 proves how much of a tryhard this guy is.

>>286384
they're editors appointed by higher-ups so i mean i thought that was the case. at any rate this is some of the most unprofessional shit i've seen in a long time.

>>286380

>32-year-old furry NEET

http://steamcommunity.com/id/on-nimp/screenshots/

>7 characters all level 85

Of course he has a life. It's playing WoW.

"too long, didn't read. Also I just want to say both of you editing my talk page screams "I had to get my friends because i'm losing again". -- Marforius

shit where have i heard this before

>>286304
Okay...I did kind of think Phobos had a point when he said that if anyone from /cwc/ removed any cocks from the ED page, that they were would seem pretty butthurt...but...now that he's doing the same thing, he's looking like a fool.

He and his e-friends have definitely contradicted themselves to a point of no return. Holy hell. I'm amazed by all that mad. I really didn't expect this to happen...Good job, Phobos! Totally not mad!

They truly are this stupid.

>>286432
Whoreos! Show us your tits!

Everytime I read Marforius's angry butthurt posts, I think to myself

"All this coming from a 32 year old fat furry"

Marforius do you think the same thing when you post?

Quick question, does anyone know is Phobos has a Twitter account?

>>286433
wat

>>286432
Can't believe they actually fell for that post in the last thread.

>>286445
You had to date Chrissy? Ugh. Well, I like Owls. Let me know if you want to get with a real man.

Add Mike the Great to Phobos' spastic not mad circlejerk.

>>286455
Hahaha. 4chan da great and powerful, right? I bet he thinks that 2ch is some damn Jap ripoff of the great American cultural rebirth icon known and 4chan. I also bet he loves that 4chan's most notable board moves so fast that it is rendered unusable by anybody without ADHD.

And now he's got a "vandalism is pointless" banner. Remember, it took Robb 3 whole months to earn his!

>>286455

>>286459
>mfw phobos is too much of a pussy to vandalize his own article

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Sean_Brackeen

>>286472
Oh, ED, you used to be cool. Now you are just the tissue where spastics, furfags and ponyfuckers deposit their mental jissom

>>286472
>everything but the last line is just copied from the 789chan page

>>286472

I'd try and convince /b/ that it's a good idea to piss ED off, but I feel that shit like this would just put /b/ into severe depression.

>>286485
Aren't /b/tards nowadays the same ponyfucker losers who inhabit ED?

>>286472

>>286472
wow. he went from 0 to mad in record time. pulling out the baseless pedo ad-hominems and creating a new article just hours after we first thought he could have lolcow potential.

>>286486

No, they're mostly 13 year old tryhard edgy middle schoolers who constantly spout memes in public.

>>286491
So, yes.

So on the ED page can we add Phobos to the "EPic Wins" section next to Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles and Zoojay?

>>286490
All that butthurt.

>>286494
Mike has to be a sockpuppet. No one sucks dick this hard.

>>286497
My money would be on malforius personally

>>286500
Malforius has been very quiet lately. He's chosen to work on old SL shit that nobody gives a fuck about.

Diagnosis: Terminal asspain

f

>>286392
Actually they're all 90 now and i've quit again as MoP sucks as much as Cataclysm.

Now the question is, after finding my profile(s) picture(s) and calling me fat. How is this supposed to provide evidence i'm butthurt? (At one time my picture was posted on the old ED with Fiskie's trying to prove to the public I was a furfag)

I really don't care, you 789chan users spam memes too much and are too easy to troll. It's clear to all of us how butthurt you are because it's been how long since phobos did whatever? Now you're going after EDitors because you can't vandalize the page the way you want. It's quite funny, let's see where this goes.

On a related note, let me post some more of my completely public profile pictures <3

>>286506
so is it true that you're 32 years old?

>>286504
And now it's protected. ED: Hugbox for the butthurt.

>>286504
>I'LL CALL THE MODS ON U!

Perhaps you can write an article on me, post the pictures on ED too - but like phobos's article you fags wrote it'll be unfunny, not satire, and proves more to the point you're all incredibly "buttmad".

>>286506
Yes, please explain just how butthurt you aren't.

>>286506
>come here as a tripfag posting about how not butthurt you are

Jesus, are you really that fucking retard and self-unaware? Why make yourself look more upset?

>>286510
Give us nudes then. Every good article needs nudes.

Also, have you ever worked an actual job? And are you a wizard who maintained your virginity for all of your 32 years? Also lol fedora.

Also: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:Mike_the_Great

Time to see what dirt his wikia account holds

>>286506

>Actually they're all 90 now

So you hated it so much, but couldn't stop yourself from playing it until meaningless numbers went up to the maximum amount.

Enjoy paying a subscription playing something you hate?

I like this one, a lot. Seems to turn girls on or so i'm told.

>>286510
Welcome to our fun house marforius!
Hows that furry lifestyle of yours working out?

>>286506
Please continue.

>>286516
haha what a fat ugly loser. kill yourself

>>286516

>Seems to turn girls on or so i'm told.

Spoilers: They lied.

Alright that's pretty much all of my pictures(rest are duplicates of the same poses pretty much), hope you enjoy them.

Anyway so on the topic of me not caring, perhaps so it's clearer for you buttmunches. As i've said on the talkpages you've been unable to troll me on, you're butthurt. Prove me wrong when I reply to the rest of the thread because none of your posts are worth reading <3

>>286516
About as attractive as your twink buddy. I'm sure you make them wet, you sly furry.

>>286516
>I like this one, a lot. Seems to turn girls on or so i'm told.

Ok,Fuck Phobos. you are my new favorite lolcow. You are the very definition of a troll-sheilder.

>>286513
Oh god, I had forgotten how unfunny that site was.
>Yo mamma jokes on the warning page

What's your favorite class in WoW and do you put your raid leader experience on your CV? Do you have a CV?

>>286521
Christmas came early. Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles moves on and 3 more takes his place.

>>286521

So...what do you do for a living?

There must be something other than playing WoW and masturbating to furry porn.

Of course, that assumes you are not living with your parents.

>>286521
>I'm not mad and I don't care
>Write a 500 word reply on how not mad you are.

It's like you're an unemployed slimz. God this is going to be so good.

Gotta love 32 year old unemployed pathetic losers

>>286521
>Anyway so on the topic of me not caring, perhaps so it's clearer for you buttmunches.

What is it with you and writing walls of text to "prove" how much you don't care? You're here, you're defending yourself, you care.

Go ahead and keep trying to feign indifference while you post pictures of yourself with speculated female reactions and call everyone but yourself mad if it will soothe your anal anguish.

>>286521

>not trolled

but you came here to complain

doesnt that make you b-b-b-butthurt?

>>286516
inb4 Buttfurious edits the article crying about how the 789chan "circlejerk" doesn't appreciate his "hot body."

I like how you spergs keep calling phobos a tryhard failtroll, even though he's the single most talked about thing on this board.

>>286516
Nice basement

>>286538
by that logic chrischan is a troll

>>286538
Hi Malfurios.

>>286538
I don't know about anybody else here, but when something amuses me I like to pretend it doesn't exist and never speak of it to anyone, ever.

>>286540
And yet Holechko and Brackeen wrote an attack article on him EVERYBODY'S GETTING MAD

>>286538
Put up more hot pics of yourself, Malfurios.

>>286543
actaully seanie hasnt been involved at all

>>286543
Far as I can tell, neither of the users you mentioned had a hand in that article. Sorry about your spasm.

>>286543
IHM and seanie wrote the Chris chan article? Really? Then who was JKH? Have you even read the Sonichu comics? Of course you haven't, you were in diapers when they were published.

So how did you get all this knowledge about horses anuses, Malforius?

>>286547
I'm friends with the mods. You want checkuser data on them?

>>286550
HI MIKE THE GREAT

>>286552
OH SHIT I'M FOUND OUT

  I'm glad that we can still have happy funtimes here, as this thread has proved

>>286550
Your bluffing skills leave much to be desired, Mike.

How do I get a unique post id so you can all know it's me?

>>286555
What bluff? Also YFW

IHM Hello Zaiger, IHM/AngryLiterature here again wanting to bring something to your attention regarding a user on your website sparked by recent drama over the course of 2-3 days now.

11:36 IHM A user by the name of phobos has started an internet sissy fight with 789chan via IRC, their website, and ED as well all over being called a tryhard and being banned.

11:36 IHM He visited 789chan's IRC to try and troll Robert Wayne Stiles and ended up getting trolled by everyone there. His persistent shit-tier "trolling" caused an anon to call him a tryhard, and he flipped his shit. One PA page, namedropping weev and others, manual IRC flood, and two defaced user pages later, phobos is still trying hard.

11:36 IHM This is not for article removal as 789chan has stated as a whole that they wish for their article to remain up, however, phobos has done the following and I think it should be reviewed and brought to light:

11:36 IHM On 789Chan:

11:36 IHM The log that started it all:

11:36 IHM http://789chan.org/cwc/src/starting_a_new.txt

11:36 IHM Butthurt replies, for a more in depth experience ctrl+f phobos:

11:36 IHM http://789chan.org/cwc/res/283421.html#284397

11:36 IHM On ED:

11:36 IHM IRC Logs, also found on ED:

11:36 IHM http://pastebin.com/0SDdjz9u

11:36 IHM http://pastebin.com/1VSETBwj

11:36 IHM ED Page, check history, includes edit warring and etc:

11:36 IHM http://encyclopediadramatica.se/789chan

11:36 IHM Userpage Defacing:

11:36 IHM https://encyclopediadramatica.se/User:jesuitS

11:36 IHM https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User:Zyklon&action=history

11:36 IHM If you need anymore information feel free to contact me or you can hop into 789chan's IRC and talk to them about it. Their IRC is located at irc.lostsig.net:6667 #789

11:36 IHM I would also like to mention for accuracy I am not affiliated with 789chan as a whole, only the owner Seanie as he hosted NCF's IRC and I was only in the IRC as seen on those logs because he wanted me to witness what was going on at the moment.

IHM Happy Halloween and may the lulz be with you.

11:36 IHM ~IHM

11:36 IHM huge, sorry

11:36 IHM I should just patebin it next time

11:36 IHM but I'm so sick I'm too lazy.

11:36 IHM pastebin*

11:37 IHM and after all I've seen and done here the past few days I think I'll be staying

>>286556

Type this in the name:

MikeTheGreat#IDon'tUnderstandHowThingsWork

>>286556
Figure it out yourself, Mr. Meme Arrows.

>>286556
Put #homosexual deviant in the name field. that will generate a random code based on your machine fingerprint.

>>286557
Nah, that's just something that was leaked from IRC, Mike. Keep trying, tryhard.

>>286557
OH SHIT HE KNOWS HOW TO SEACH PASTEBIN, WE ARE DOOMED

>>286560
thanks, that helped a lot

>>286550
>mfw mike has discovered that I'm actually seanie

>>286565

What is your claim to greatness?

Stating you are great does not make you great.

>>286543
it's funny, cause I don't even know how to wiki.

>>286566
mfw you're getting social engineered harder than marforious fucks his horse to personal army for Holechko

>>286569
At least we agree that Marforious fucks horses

>>286569
IT WAS ALL A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT!

  >>286565
>>286516
>>286557

>>286569

>marforious fucks his horse

Do tell.

  >>286569
>social engineering

>>286569
I knew we shouldn't have brought back /psy/. Now it's come back to bite us in the ass!

>>286576
Bitch please, I'm a bonafide hacker, I'll fuck your internet ass so hard your grandma will gape.

>>286569
Malfurios doesn't know who I am

>>286577
Funny, Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles said the same thing....

>>286577
oh fuck. brb deleting all my accounts and leaving the internet forever

>>286577

>Bonafide hacker

Prove it.

>>286579
Robbie was one of the most beautiful people I've ever known and it's a shame I don't get to talk to her more often.

>>286581
Post your IP and I'll show you some neat tricks.

>>286579
>it is still a name with power. i hope you know that. victims who were there realized the omnipotance of what we did

>>286577
Please be serious. Give me a warning if you are though, so I can tether my sides.

>>286583
>Post your IP and I'll show you some neat tricks.

This is a hacking technique I use to get people's IPs.

>>286577
hack my life bud. hack my life.

>>286583
127.0.0.1

  >>286577
>bonafide hacker
I'M IN YOUR AREA

>>286588
You're fucked now, bro

>>286586

>>286586
my IP is 192.168.0.1
BRING IT ON MOTHERFUCKER!

>>286589
SFB?

>>286583
174.29.184.197
Show me what you've got

>>286590
>LOIC
>Hacking
Pffft. Enjoy your botnet

>>286590
DUDE I WAS JOKING WTF....
IM SRDLY CRYING RIGHT NOW, PLESASE DONT....
THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH MONEY YOU'LL COST MY BANDWITH!!!!!!
DUDE PLEASE ILL DO ANYTRHING

>>286583

184.58.252.250

Come at me, bro!

>>286596
You're confusing LOIC with dangerous kitten.

>>286599
The 'tism. It hurts.

>>286599

For a leet hacker, you haven't even done anything to me.

What's taking you so long?

>>286599
Either way LOIC won't do shit unless you have a large group coordinating.

>>286599
ITT: ED admins go full retard.

>>286578
You're not to keen on literacy, are you?
>>286574
Pic related (it's him)

in before I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED LOL I TROLL U

what the fuck is going on itt

I don't even.

>>286602
>implying this isn't enough to packet you to oblivion

  >>286577

>>286604

>1351928328097.jpg

Now that's only some horsefucking of some random guy you found elsewhere.

Do try to provide real proof.

>>286604
What the fuck? I mean I know my upload speed's abysmal but it shouldn't be throwing random errors like that

>>286604
So why do you have pics of people fucking horses lying around on your computer?

>>286607
you really do have no idea what youre doing.

>>286609
I'll brb with more

>>286610

You sure do love that horsefucking pic.

Do you masturbate to it frequently, or occasionally?

>>286613

More? You haven't even posted one.

The notion that ED is dying is unfounded, in fact we are stronger than ever. Death to corporate media! Allah Akbar!!!

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Broadside

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Bahrain

>>286607
Do you happen to pay by the minute for your internet?

>>286607
>4/3/2012
I'M JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED

>>286619
like everyone else here, right?

>>286615
IDK that pic has some weird thumbnailing glitch I tried to take another one but she wasn't in the mood at all

>>286614
Because marshmallow buttholes are hot as fuck?

>>286621
You're a funny guy, Mike. Albeit not in the way you think you are.

>>286620
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:Good-good-let-the-butthurt-flow-through-you.jpg

File links

The following 2 pages link to this file:
User talk:Julaaayyy

THE PLOT THICKENS

>>286621
This imageboard thing seems to be getting the better of you, Mike.

>>286626
I think it's some sort of auto detection filter. Let me try some CP

>>286625
Oh goddamnit

Hot dicks in hell this captcha to post shit is gay.

>>286627

go for it, sperglord

the last thing worked great

>>286627
Is this what you think trolling is?

>>286631
Not really. I think trolling is posting this face

>>286629

ahaha

SEEM LEGIT

>>286627
>implying you posess child porn

>>286627
Lets hope that the FBI happen to arrest you on possession of child porn

>>286633
I would say to give up while you're still ahead, but that event horizon has long since been passed up.

>mfw none of you can troll

>>286638
>implying you're trolling us

>>286638
>mfw you leave your tripcode on
>mfw you have no face

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THESE IMAGES IT'S CONFUSING ME

>>286639
Do you have any idea how hard you're being trolled right now?

You've had to google a EDitor's username to prove how butthurt you are from being unable to vandalize 789chan's article, you've wrote an unfunny attack article on Phobos that has almost 0 readability or satirical cocks, you've repeatedly spammed unfunny memes, you've demonstrated quite possibly the highest tier of butthurtdom, and you keep spamming that you're not butthurt.
>I really have to hand it to you, you're stupid and butthurt.

>>286638
nice tripcode Mike.

>>286642
That is Mike. Or they're sharing tripcodes. Which is like gay tripfag sex.

>>286638
Implying your spasm allows you to differentiate trolling from retardation.

>>286644
Please see >>286573

>>286648
>Hurr let me spam a meme in response to your trolling, it'll make me look so smart.

>>286644
> and you keep spamming that you're not butthurt.
You came here under two different names and posted photos of yourself, reassuring all of us that "women find you attractive." You think that's not being butthurt? The lack of self unawareness is baffling.
You're projectile vomiting insecurity right now, but go ahead. Do whatever makes you feel better.

>>286649

>>286644
You don't seam to understand that every thread on /cwc/ is about some sperg(s) on the internet.

You could as well claim that anyone who get's a page on ed is a master troll because they were given attention.

>>286650
We've come to an understanding. Good day <3

>>286649
>>286649
>>286649

>>286653

>>286649

Hey Mike/marFURIOUS/phobos' whipping boy/idiot, whichever you prefer, why do you feel the need to use so many personas? You must feel so alone.

alone and mad.

>>286656
what can I say? I have MPD.

>>286658

>>286653
What do you do for a living? Are you a NEET?

All this sperging, all this rage , all thise spasm. Congratulations, Mike the Great, child of the Universe:
YOU HAVE REACHED SPERGVANA!

>>286658
More like CBD.

>>286660
Hot damned I thought there was some sort of witchunt going around on all my wiki profiles and you can't even tell me what I do?

>>286660
I'm a professional web designer, sort of like how IHM/sean are.

>>286662
More like IED

Why do I get the feeling Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles is behind all this sperging, it just seems a little too convenient that Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles turns over a new leaf as soon as phobos shows up.

>>286664
why are you pretending to be mike again, marFURIOUS?

>>286659
>>286657
>don't cry, i'll stay around

>>286660
I work for the FBI

Also I have no idea what is going on here, who IHM is or what. I didn't even read the 789chan article I just hopped on the bandwagon for trolling, which incredibly without knowing anything has caused a unprecedented amount of butthurt. Posts without my tripcode in them aren't me, check your board logs for verification before posting that i'm or MikeTheGreat is samefagging.

>>286654
There's another meme from JULLLLAAYYYY, god I love you.

>>286664
So MarFURIOUS isa NEET then.

>>286664
"Hi you may know me by now, but if you don't I am Mike the Great, creator of the original hand drawn encyclopedia dramatica page about 789chan."
Malfurios looks kind of liek chris.

>>286671
He has 7 lvl 85s in WoW, I'd say its a safe bet

>>286672
Totally chrischan, I have tons of sonichu figurines (noreally)

>>286667
Here's my theory: Phobos IS styles. I mean look at them side by side. Granted phobos is way more feminine, I think phobos is just a little further down the hormone replacement than the old pics.

That being said, why does this site harbor some lolcows like IHM (I mean, c'mon, just read https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Brittany_Holechko) and manchildren like Sean and oust others like robbie/chris-chan. I mean just going by similarities, shouldn't Chris-Chan be like president and CEO of 789inc if Seanie's the owner?

>>286676
You seem a little mad the Malfurious got compared to chris chan.

>>286669
In the Canadian division of the FBeh?

So do you piss on the floor or bottles? What kind of NEET are you?

>>286677
I believe that's called having fun with you otherwise known as trolling.

You might need to read up on that here:
> http://ohinternet.com/Troll

what the fuck is even going on anymore

>>286680
Don't know, man, what the fuck is going on here?

>>286679
Sooo mad. Hahaha

>>286680

>>286682
Dropping your tripcode/name isn't going to improve your skills there, bud.

>>286679

>ohinternet

gross

>>286685
>posting ohinternet is gross on the chan that says ED is unfunny/dead/newfags

>>286684
Still trying to figure out that whole imageboard thing huh sport

>>286687
Who is this kid and why can't he carry on an actual conversation? Anyone know?

>>286682
Trolls are sad people who have no life and live in basements.They love to attack others with cyber-bullying comments and spam. They know they will never get laid.

>>286688
That's Christian Weston Chandelier. He's some e-celebrity like bieber or something nobody cares about

>>286686
>implying you're not an unfunny newfag

>>286688

>>286686

>ED

gross

>>286686
>implying that all wikis are not equally terrible
>not being a part of the Lurker master race

Stay pleb.

>>286649
It's not us who keep using meme pics and point to the "offended" page like it matters in ED's talk pages...

>>286689
So you not going to get laid then, since you say that you are a troll.

>>286207
Lol wtf
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Special:Contributions/Enig

You edit the dicks out of ED, how can you call it a remnant?

>>286698

>>286261
not mad at all

>>286289
doesn't know anything about programming tryhard troll

>>286334
not mad at all

>>286474
newfag, and not mad at all

>>286485
You should pursue this with the same fervor as posts above have.

Anyway, i'm screenshotting the entire thread and putting it on my trophies section the butthurt intensified without me reading any of the thread lol.

Peace out niggas, have better things to do then read tryhard troll posts that say they aren't butthurt.

>>286701
not mad

replies to everything.

>>286701

bye

see you tomorrow

>>286695
Not to forget putting goatse/tubgirl pics in people's profile, do you really think that's "trolling"?
Same for the guy who attacked the Cwcki even though it's not even related to us.

>>286701
Yeah you'd better run you little bitch you know I was 2 posts from molishing you

>totally calm and doesn't care
>comes to 789chan with a trip, keeps on spergin'
>not mad
This is what horsefuckers really believe in.

>>286705
Still pretending to be two different people.

>>286701
>Anyway, i'm screenshotting the entire thread and putting it on my trophies section the butthurt intensified without me reading any of the thread

Wow what an exciting and fulfilling life you lead lol

>>286704
Oh yeah, that was unrelated, actually. A GNAA kiddo found some exploit in semantic wiki

  Novemeber 3rd shall be forever be spasm awareness day. Marfurious has reached inner enlightenment.

>>286710

>>286676
That's the magic of 789chan. We don't need to search for laughs, they come to us.

Don't believe?

Just look at this thread.

It's magic.

WAIT

WHAT

"TROPHIES"? LIKE, YOU HAVE A TROPHY CASE FULL OF INTERNET ARGUMENTS? YOU ACTUALLY KEEP TRACK OF THAT?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>286711
):

Hard Trolling this, gentlemen; let's see who will troll the longest.

>>286715
I have a huge collection of internet sissy fights here https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Category:People

>>286718

THATS SO SAD THOUGH

LIKE NOW I FEEL BAD FOR LAUGHING

>>286713
UGGGGHHH STOP POSTING MEMES YOU NEWFAGS IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY

>>286718
Internet trophies? Oh, man, now I'm feeling kinda sorry for you. You need some friends, company, you know.

>>286714
> don't need to search for laughs, they come to us
>mfw >>286373 >>286455 >>286494 >>286504 >>286508
were all about me before I ever posted here
>Mfw that's you's guys' idea of a raid
>Mfw I could single handedly stop every last one of you from editing any of these articles ever again in less time than it takes me to fuck one of my many dogs (about 2 minutes) if any of you posed any sort of a serious threat
>Mfw you don't even know about ED's hacker backdoor

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/_bkdr.php

COME AT ME BRO

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User:Malfurios&curid=213221&diff=444181&oldid=444159

ahaha he actually did it

>>286720
>complaining about memes
>uses ED

>ED has to cause their own drama to stay relevant

No but seriously, you asswads should totally add that spergfit seanie threw when he was the fattest ugliest guy on /tc/ and so he nuked the board to the page

Also >>286595
This isn't you.

>>286725
Hot damn what are you 12? ED has always caused their own drama. It was BORN out of its own drama. We just allow others to document theirs there, too

>>286726
>No but seriously, you asswads should totally add that spergfit seanie threw when he was the fattest ugliest guy on /tc/ and so he nuked the board to the page
That's what Zyklon said, fuck!

>>286726
You are so convincing. Of course you are not mad, you are not burning with rage. Totally no angry and sperging at the speed of sound. Cool as ice!

>>286726
plz post pics of yourself so we can evaluate your attractiveness vis-a-vis phobos and Malfurios tia

>>286726
>the fattest ugliest guy on /tc/
He was actually one of the better looking ones

>>286731
Lock up your señoritas! Don Buttfurious is single and sassy!

>>286726
As if we care.
You don't seem to get how it works here. We insult ourselves all the time, we mock our mods all the time, while Sean get spared most of the time, Homor does not, in fact his ED page only has a sliver of his homosexual deviantry.
In fact there isn't a single day where you don't get insulted, which is why Phobos, after he came out of nowhere for a single insult, was such a butthurt tryhard.

>>286728
Zyklon's pretty alright. So is Phobos and Enig. The problem is this board, and you have to realise I don't say this as a collective, I just mean some individuals, is so desperate for whatever sort of trollbadge you nigs hand out that they publicly make an ass out of themselves. You honestly really have no idea how few fucks are given about this shit by any of us. That article could have been deleted, rewritten, or redirected, and the sole reason it wasn't done it, even to piss you guys off, is because nobody cares. You practically sleep on a bed of lolcows and then go out searching for them when you're awake. I mean have none of you been here to publicly witness Seanie/IHM's public tard rages? IHM tried desperately to get her article and 789chan's rm'd ffs. You're all surrounded by powderkegs and you should realize that. By the way, I'd bet my ass to a candy bar that if seanie wants to ragequit the site over shit like https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:STOP_MAKING_POSTS_THAT_I_DON'T_LIKE.png another identical, blatantly knocked off 789chan haven would pop up.

It's a chan. It takes Linux and an internet connection to host.

>>286731
Hot damn, I don't want to devastate all of your self-esteems. Besides my incessant illegal image uploading has my images autodeleted now.

>>286736
> You practically sleep on a bed of lolcows and then go out searching for them when you're awake.

We never go searching for lolcows, they always find us.
Case in point, this thread.

>>286737
It's off. Post all the pictures of your glorious face you want fatty.

>>286735
Are you -proud- of that self-loathing? I guess it's hard to look in a mirror and go "You're a badass" when the average IQ here is less than half the average weight.

>>286740

>>286741
Because the average IQ on ED is so massive.

>>286741
ED doesn't derive a lot of its amusement from being aware of its own shittiness?

>>286736
>200 words
Your levels of mad, butthurt and care are off the charts.

>>286742
Total epic ween brah.
TOTAL EPIC WEEN

>>286741
Don't tell me you actually look in the mirror and say "you're a badass." You can't possibly do something that retarded.

>>286741
You seems to think that we have this /b/ hivemind mentality. Or a shitty "/cwc/ pride" like you guys have with ED.
We may hate the mods, but this place is still good for the lolcows it brings, like in this thread.

>>286745
Did you honestly just count that?
>>286744
ED's amusement is about how shitty everything else is.
>>286743
I find that typically the IQ on the internet that's not forums is signficantly higher than the IQ of the internet that is forums, but that's just been my personal experience. It seems when you let people openly talk, they spew drivel, but when you add some sort of learning curve like what's associated with typing /connect in an IRC window, most of the idiots stay out.

>>286736
>You practically sleep on a bed of lolcows and then go out searching for them when you're awake. You're all surrounded by powderkegs and you should realize that.

We do. That's what keeps us here.

>>286736
>He thinks IHM actually posts here regularly!

Next you're going to tell me that we should be on a lookout for Atlus' pink pubes

>>286749
That's some serious facts there, and not at all drivel just spewing from your ass. Great observation made on absolutely nothing. Good job Stephen Hawking.

>>286751
>implying I think anybody comes here regularly

>>286752
Let's face it: Anybody talking here is mostly talking to themselves anyways. I just like the sound my fingers make when I hit a key.

>>286749
>implying that IRC users are intelligent

what

>>286753
You're the one who said we should be watching IHM's public breakdowns.

>>286754
>I-I-I'm not mad! T-there's nobody here anyway!

It's like I'm really watching a flustered child.

wait is this marfurious guy mad about /tc/ or phobos or what

goddamn man, /tc/ sucked, let it go

>>286506
That syndrome. Goddamn.
loving the 13 year old myspace whore angles Malfurious, alongside EDitors crying that we made a (accurate) phobos page. Haw haw haw.

>>286676
Chris is loved here what are you talking about Mike Snyder?

We harbour lolcows because it gives us hope, lets us remember that no matter how bad our day has been none of us are spast enough to spend 5 fucking hours solid writing up an ED article with all the literacy of a dyslexic 4 year old because someone told us to stop trying so hard.

>>286765

This is why they're so try hard assbusted, one of their own acted like a complete douchebag. They stood up for him, and feel they have to continue to do so. Typical sperg behavior, they can't admit they fucked up.

Try hard, Homolord, try hard!

Moving this to /L/