[02/28/12 13:48:41 ] Kaylee : hey
[02/28/12 13:49:02 ] Michael : hiya
[02/28/12 13:49:22 ] Kaylee : :(
[02/28/12 13:49:25 ] Kaylee : I have bad news
[02/28/12 13:49:36 ] Kaylee : maniak tricked me
[02/28/12 13:49:41 ] Kaylee : >.<
[02/28/12 13:50:05 ] Kaylee : he was talking to me on a different account... and I kind of sort of told him some embarrassing stuff that I really don't want anyone to know
[02/28/12 13:50:19 ] Michael : Oh great
[02/28/12 13:50:26 ] Kaylee : he says he's going to reveal the information unless I give in to his demands
[02/28/12 13:50:45 ] Michael : He's gonna do it either way
[02/28/12 13:50:52 ] Kaylee : that's true
[02/28/12 13:51:24 ] Kaylee : I told him that and he said for each demand I meet he'll wait an extra week to show "good faith"
[02/28/12 13:51:33 ] Kaylee : so... he'll start with small demands I guess
[02/28/12 13:51:44 ] Kaylee : I'm still waiting for him to think of something but I'm pretty nervous :S
[02/28/12 13:51:47 ] Michael : Forget it
[02/28/12 13:51:50 ] Michael : Don't you give him a thing
[02/28/12 13:52:02 ] Kaylee : I don't even know what he's asking
[02/28/12 13:52:05 ] Kaylee : I'm not planning to though
[02/28/12 13:52:25 ] Michael : But I could use your help on the fourm
[02/28/12 13:52:29 ] Michael : Maniak's still bieng a bitch
[02/28/12 13:52:58 ] Kaylee : ok
[02/28/12 13:53:12 ] Michael : http://fim.413chan.net/fic/1.html
[02/28/12 13:53:16 ] Kaylee : I won't back down just because he thinks he can threaten me
[02/28/12 13:53:20 ] Michael : He's really threatening me this time
[02/28/12 13:53:41 ] Michael : Still thinks I support Terroism and Racism
[02/28/12 14:00:08 ] Kaylee : he's unbearable
[02/28/12 14:00:21 ] Michael : Well I just told Anonymous to die
[02/28/12 14:00:31 ] Michael : "IT won't chage your mind... then Die already"
[02/28/12 14:02:50 ] Michael : Looks we're dealing withi Ana right now
[02/28/12 14:04:55 ] Kaylee : who?
[02/28/12 14:05:19 ] Michael : Nevemind... just keep your eye ont he fourm
[02/28/12 14:05:24 ] Michael : Now Marth's in this...
[02/28/12 14:05:25 ] Kaylee : ok
[02/28/12 14:05:33 ] Michael : I'm sick of them telling me to leave fiction
[02/28/12 14:05:52 ] Michael : If that happens I'm going to die
[02/28/12 14:07:54 ] Kaylee : well you know better than to listen to them anyway
[02/28/12 14:08:10 ] Michael : I also know not to give up
[02/28/12 14:08:16 ] Michael : and someday I'll get to beat them up in real life
[02/28/12 14:08:27 ] Kaylee : that's the spirit
[02/28/12 14:09:09 ] Michael : Now I'm going intot he bad pahase
[02/28/12 14:09:09 ] Kaylee : all they can do is hate on you, their judging doesn't matter
[02/28/12 14:09:15 ] Michael : Calling everything in the world even me (Shit)
[02/28/12 14:09:27 ] Kaylee : yeah I noticed you do that a lot
[02/28/12 14:09:40 ] Michael : Hey... if everything is Shit... I won't be alone
[02/28/12 14:09:50 ] Kaylee : I guess that's true...
[02/28/12 14:10:07 ] Kaylee : still I think the outlook is brighter than that
[02/28/12 14:10:53 ] Michael : Lets test them...
[02/28/12 14:10:58 ] Michael : What do you think of My Phantom of the City
[02/28/12 14:11:04 ] Kaylee : ?
[02/28/12 14:11:11 ] Kaylee : uh I'm a little behind the times on your fics
[02/28/12 14:11:17 ] Michael : Darn...
[02/28/12 14:11:21 ] Michael : Maybe we could dummy it
[02/28/12 14:11:26 ] Michael : you could just say you liked it...
[02/28/12 14:11:30 ] Kaylee : I could get up to speed if you give me a summary lol
[02/28/12 14:12:09 ] Michael : And it looks like Ananomus insulted you
[02/28/12 14:12:11 ] Michael : Better go now
[02/28/12 14:12:15 ] Michael : Reply
[02/28/12 14:13:09 ] Kaylee : which comment are you referring to
[02/28/12 14:13:16 ] Kaylee : I see two about  me
[02/28/12 14:13:58 ] Michael : What's step two of your master plan? Killing off the entire human race, then repopulating the Earth with Kaylee full of self-hating emo gits?
[02/28/12 14:14:03 ] Michael : Get him!!
[02/28/12 14:29:16 ] Michael : still there...?
[02/28/12 14:29:20 ] Kaylee : yup
[02/28/12 14:29:36 ] Michael : TK: Strike you back ont he net how
[02/28/12 14:29:41 ] Michael : Time to add your two cents too
[02/28/12 14:30:05 ] Kaylee : I'm a little confused about this striking thing though
[02/28/12 14:30:36 ] Michael : They keep saying walk away
[02/28/12 14:30:45 ] Michael : I said that gives yout he perfect chance to hit form behind
[02/28/12 14:30:51 ] Kaylee : I don't see how though
[02/28/12 14:31:00 ] Kaylee : you're better than them... if you walk away they can't really do anything about it
[02/28/12 14:31:16 ] Michael : Yes they can
[02/28/12 14:51:41 ] Kaylee : brb
[02/28/12 14:52:24 ] Michael : ok
[02/28/12 15:26:43 ] Kaylee : back
[02/28/12 15:27:04 ] Michael : Ya may wanna look over the thread someone akse dyou a question
[02/28/12 15:32:26 ] Kaylee : meh it was more of a rhetorical question
[02/28/12 15:32:56 ] Michael : I bet these guys were bitten by Lanx
[02/28/12 15:33:06 ] Michael : by a Lanx
[02/28/12 15:34:12 ] Kaylee : ya
[02/28/12 15:34:43 ] Michael : You know what a Lanx is?
[02/28/12 15:34:54 ] Kaylee : no
[02/28/12 15:35:29 ] Michael : Do you like Potatos
[02/28/12 15:35:50 ] Kaylee : uh yeah
[02/28/12 15:36:23 ] Michael : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut0ygiAjAFQ
[02/28/12 15:36:28 ] Michael : 5:07
[02/28/12 15:36:31 ] Michael : How about now...
[02/28/12 15:36:33 ] Michael : hehehehehe
[02/28/12 15:39:57 ] Michael : Care for potato now?
[02/28/12 15:40:01 ] Kaylee : no lol
[02/28/12 15:40:06 ] Michael : That is a Lanx
[02/28/12 15:40:21 ] Michael : A little vampir epotato that attaches itself to you and SUCKS the life right out of you
[02/28/12 15:42:39 ] Kaylee : yeah that's probably what happened to them
[02/28/12 15:43:14 ] Michael : And get this...
[02/28/12 15:43:25 ] Michael : Marth thins Honor Thy Father and thy mother is the 6th commandment
[02/28/12 15:43:42 ] Michael : It's the 5th
[02/28/12 15:44:31 ] Kaylee : no research
[02/28/12 15:44:35 ] Kaylee : I'm not surprised
[02/28/12 15:44:46 ] Michael : I didn't even study religion...
[02/28/12 15:44:51 ] Michael : I heard it on the Simpsons
[02/28/12 15:45:54 ] Kaylee : simpsons has a surprsing amount of random trivia
[02/28/12 15:45:58 ] Kaylee : for a cartoon
[02/28/12 15:46:14 ] Kaylee : like I think they try to squeeze at least 20 facts into each episode
[02/28/12 15:46:43 ] Michael : Hardly any of them true...
[02/28/12 15:46:55 ] Michael : I still think all those Springfielders are idiots
[02/28/12 15:47:02 ] Kaylee : well yeha
[02/28/12 15:47:04 ] Kaylee : *yeah
[02/28/12 15:47:12 ] Michael : An Eclipse to them means
[02/28/12 15:47:15 ] Michael : "God steals sun"
[02/28/12 15:47:28 ] Kaylee : I think part of the joke is that most of the characters are stupid
[02/28/12 15:47:37 ] Michael : Nope... not most
[02/28/12 15:47:38 ] Michael : ALL...
[02/28/12 15:47:46 ] Michael : Especialy Lisa and Marge I hate them most of all
[02/28/12 15:47:52 ] Kaylee : I thought Lisa was smart
[02/28/12 15:48:03 ] Michael : Too smart for her own goods...
[02/28/12 15:48:12 ] Michael : and her stupid vegan attitude and foricing others on it
[02/28/12 15:48:20 ] Michael : I'ld like to introduce her to Red Peace I invented
[02/28/12 15:48:28 ] Kaylee : well she has to have some flaws
[02/28/12 15:48:55 ] Kaylee : I think they made her vegan in later episodes because she was too perfect and annoying in the earlier episodes
[02/28/12 15:49:06 ] Kaylee : so they made a good reason for other characters to be annoyed by her
[02/28/12 15:49:12 ] Michael : I still hate her...
[02/28/12 15:49:12 ] Kaylee : therefore agreeing with the audience
[02/28/12 15:49:26 ] Kaylee : yeah I haven't seen the simpsons in years
[02/28/12 15:49:30 ] Michael : I wonder how she'd react to my next line
[02/28/12 15:49:46 ] Michael : Or Marge too
[02/28/12 15:50:18 ] Michael : "Put me out of action...? You are FOOLS... Earthlings... already a complex is being built. Soon the Mysterons will come to take over SPringfield... and then The Earth!"
[02/28/12 15:50:19 ] Michael : ...
[02/28/12 15:50:30 ] Kaylee : I think she would be confused
[02/28/12 15:50:59 ] Kaylee : very confused
[02/28/12 15:51:01 ] Michael : See...
[02/28/12 15:51:11 ] Michael : I don't care about her animal rights thing like no meat eating
[02/28/12 15:51:15 ] Michael : I gotta EAT!!!
[02/28/12 15:51:44 ] Michael : And we cut down our forests for a reason...
[02/28/12 15:51:49 ] Michael : So news ones can grow
[02/28/12 15:51:53 ] Kaylee : well I mean
[02/28/12 15:52:12 ] Kaylee : being vegetarian is healthy... but honestly I don't think it matters what happens to cows and stuff
[02/28/12 15:52:16 ] Michael : My Red Peace...
[02/28/12 15:52:25 ] Michael : IT's the exactl opposite of everything Green Peace is
[02/28/12 15:52:34 ] Michael : We POLLUTE the ocens diliberatly
[02/28/12 15:52:43 ] Michael : Intoxicate the air...
[02/28/12 15:52:49 ] Michael : SLAY the stray animals...
[02/28/12 15:52:52 ] Michael : and gian ultimate power
[02/28/12 15:53:01 ] Kaylee : I think humans already have ultimate power
[02/28/12 15:53:03 ] Kaylee : over the animals
[02/28/12 15:53:06 ] Kaylee : (except ants)
[02/28/12 15:53:11 ] Michael : Not really...
[02/28/12 15:53:26 ] Michael : Lions and Tigers and Bears (Oh my) they can still beat us
[02/28/12 15:53:38 ] Kaylee : well if we were thrown in an arena with them yeah
[02/28/12 15:53:53 ] Kaylee : but with the exception of overpopulated pests we have the tools to deal with any animal
[02/28/12 15:53:55 ] Michael : Welll that reminds me of whan I made BB take on Cougars and Mountain Lions
[02/28/12 15:54:21 ] Michael : And Terra learned the awful truth
[02/28/12 15:54:30 ] Michael : Why he faked his death for 2 years
[02/28/12 15:55:07 ] Kaylee : ?
[02/28/12 15:55:43 ] Michael : hehehe
[02/28/12 15:55:50 ] Michael : Garfield Logan...
[02/28/12 15:56:01 ] Michael : 17 years old a boy Genius about to graudate form High School...
[02/28/12 15:56:17 ] Michael : He works with his foster mother Rita Dayton... a Doctor and Scientist...
[02/28/12 15:56:40 ] Michael : And most of all he had her... his high school sweetheart of 4 years Terra... he popped her the question... and she wetn YES
[02/28/12 15:57:05 ] Michael : ...Except... something went wrong
[02/28/12 15:57:41 ] Michael : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjc6N7c39zw
[02/28/12 15:58:28 ] Kaylee : my firefox is being slow
[02/28/12 15:58:42 ] Kaylee : oh here we go
[02/28/12 15:58:48 ] Michael : Garfield Logan...
[02/28/12 15:59:10 ] Michael : High School Student Scientific assistant... searching for a way to tap into the hiddden strengths that all hmans have
[02/28/12 15:59:27 ] Michael : Then an accidental overdose of Gamma Radiation alters his body chemstry!!
[02/28/12 15:59:36 ] Kaylee : ah it's like the hulk
[02/28/12 15:59:42 ] Michael : That's right
[02/28/12 15:59:49 ] Michael : The Beast and the Hulk are VERY identical
[02/28/12 16:00:08 ] Michael : In fact... a Hulk ep is called... THE BEATS WITHIN
[02/28/12 16:01:05 ] Michael : ...
[02/28/12 16:01:15 ] Kaylee : and they're both green
[02/28/12 16:01:18 ] Michael : No...
[02/28/12 16:01:23 ] Michael : BB's not green in that fic
[02/28/12 16:01:26 ] Michael : He's normal
[02/28/12 16:01:27 ] Kaylee : ah
[02/28/12 16:01:33 ] Michael : THE INCREDIBLE BEAST
[02/28/12 16:01:49 ] Michael : One Rainy day... BB sees his mom's old Typewrtier... and decides to write a book
[02/28/12 16:02:26 ] Michael : At age 5... Garfield and his parents were in a boating accident...
[02/28/12 16:02:42 ] Michael : Gar was thrown clear but his folks were trapped and the boat wa son fire
[02/28/12 16:02:52 ] Michael : He tried and tried ot get them out but... he didn't make it!
[02/28/12 16:02:54 ] Michael : BOOM!!!!!
[02/28/12 16:03:14 ] Michael : So he lived with Rita ever since... she loved him like her own son
[02/28/12 16:03:22 ] Michael : (Elasti girl)
[02/28/12 16:04:29 ] Michael : What they were trying to learn is... how to tap into that REALLY incredible human Strength in all of us...
[02/28/12 16:04:50 ] Michael : Picture this... a 6 year old boy... he managed to LIFT a half ton boat and save his mother
[02/28/12 16:05:04 ] Kaylee : wow
[02/28/12 16:05:18 ] Michael : An elderly woman... trapped under a steel beam... She BENT it with her bare hands
[02/28/12 16:05:42 ] Kaylee : people tap into incredible strength in those situations
[02/28/12 16:05:50 ] Michael : A war soldier... took 17 bullets... and LIVED
[02/28/12 16:06:03 ] Michael : But what Rita and Gar want to know is HOW
[02/28/12 16:06:24 ] Michael : How does it work...
[02/28/12 16:06:35 ] Michael : What CAUSES this strength to happen... there's gotta be somethign more
[02/28/12 16:06:39 ] Michael : Think aboutit...
[02/28/12 16:06:54 ] Michael : how could that 6 year old kid find the strength... and Gar couldn't when he was 5
[02/28/12 16:06:57 ] Michael : ???
[02/28/12 16:06:58 ] Michael : ...
[02/28/12 16:07:05 ] Kaylee : isn't it adrenaline
[02/28/12 16:07:10 ] Michael : No...
[02/28/12 16:07:20 ] Michael : Garfield Foudn the asnwer...
[02/28/12 16:07:25 ] Michael : He had what all those people had all along
[02/28/12 16:07:30 ] Michael : so he could've saved his parents...
[02/28/12 16:07:43 ] Michael : But there was something EXTERNAL opperating
[02/28/12 16:07:54 ] Michael : GAMMA RAYS...!!
[02/28/12 16:08:20 ] Michael : Every single one of those people he and Rita inteveiwed...
[02/28/12 16:08:42 ] Michael : He matched a graph of radition form SUNSPOTS to each one on the day of their stregth... THEY ALL matched
[02/28/12 16:08:54 ] Michael : And when he and his folks had the accidnent... it was LOW
[02/28/12 16:09:33 ] Michael : That was the asnwer...!
[02/28/12 16:09:57 ] Michael : But to test it... Garfield decided to BOMBARD his body with Gamma Radiation from a unit...
[02/28/12 16:10:13 ] Michael : Unaware that the Equipment is upgraded... causing him to take a Dose FAR TOO HIGH
[02/28/12 16:11:16 ] Kaylee : and then he got his powers/
[02/28/12 16:11:16 ] Kaylee : ?
[02/28/12 16:11:17 ] Kaylee : or
[02/28/12 16:11:19 ] Kaylee : ?
[02/28/12 16:11:34 ] Michael : Not at first
[02/28/12 16:11:37 ] Michael : Nothign happened
[02/28/12 16:11:45 ] Michael : HE loses track of time
[02/28/12 16:11:49 ] Michael : Drives home in the rain
[02/28/12 16:11:52 ] Michael : has a flat tire
[02/28/12 16:11:56 ] Michael : Struggled to chaneg it...
[02/28/12 16:12:00 ] Michael : Hurts himself badly...
[02/28/12 16:12:06 ] Michael : AWWWOAAAAAA... GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH,,,!!!
[02/28/12 16:12:12 ] Michael : SNAP!!!!!
[02/28/12 16:12:26 ] Michael : The Beast is BORN!!!
[02/28/12 16:12:39 ] Michael : ...
[02/28/12 16:12:47 ] Michael : The only person to find out about this is Rita
[02/28/12 16:13:01 ] Michael : And they determine that it's Garfield's Anger and Outrage that triggers it off...
[02/28/12 16:13:24 ] Michael : But before they can research to find a cure...
[02/28/12 16:13:40 ] Michael : Terra's two friends are foudn int he lab snooping around... and unnotice dby all knock over a canister
[02/28/12 16:13:47 ] Michael : Garfield shows the girls out
[02/28/12 16:13:56 ] Michael : "Don't make me angry... you won't like when I'm angry"
[02/28/12 16:13:58 ] Michael : BOOOM!!!!
[02/28/12 16:14:05 ] Michael : The lab explosdes... and Rita's inside
[02/28/12 16:14:38 ] Michael : The girls witness the BEAST carrying her out... but Rita soon dies of her injuries...
[02/28/12 16:14:52 ] Michael : And the beast is believed to have caused that fire killing both Rita and Garfield
[02/28/12 16:15:10 ] Michael : A funeral
[02/28/12 16:15:14 ] Michael : Gravestones caksets
[02/28/12 16:15:19 ] Michael : and a heartborken Terra
[02/28/12 16:15:30 ] Kaylee : pretty dark
[02/28/12 16:15:40 ] Michael : it is...
[02/28/12 16:15:47 ] Michael : That sad piano song you aleays hear remember it?
[02/28/12 16:15:53 ] Kaylee : I think so yes
[02/28/12 16:15:59 ] Michael : Well that's what it is..
[02/28/12 16:16:11 ] Michael : Banner/Logan... no presumed dead is forced to go into hididng
[02/28/12 16:16:35 ] Michael : Endlessly drifitng from place to place... assuming different identities and holdng up odd jobs to support himself and further his research
[02/28/12 16:16:55 ] Michael : Taking time to help those in need... but no matter how calm he tries to stay... the events TRIGGER the Beast
[02/28/12 16:17:45 ] Michael : Logan is always forced to flee... Scared that publicity ont he Beast's Rampage will bring unwanted Scrunity on him form local athoritoes... and or Terra's friends who have been hunting down th creature they believed got away with double murder
[02/28/12 16:17:51 ] Michael : *The piano song*
[02/28/12 16:18:23 ] Michael : Every ep woud end with Logan hitchhiking down an offbound road... a sad a haunted pian solo of the show's theme is heard... convoying his inner sense of hopelessness
[02/28/12 16:18:55 ] Michael : The quest of a frightened lonely young man... desperate to one day find the cure the will bring him peace... an end to his endless running... and the abbility to reclaim a normal life
[02/28/12 16:18:58 ] Michael : ...
[02/28/12 16:19:29 ] Kaylee : that's an alternate universe thing right
[02/28/12 16:19:37 ] Michael : Yes...
[02/28/12 16:19:46 ] Michael : The Hulk I refer to and where that song is form
[02/28/12 16:19:56 ] Michael : That's a LIVE ACTION show of the hulk formt he 70s
[02/28/12 16:20:04 ] Michael : Wanna see it?
[02/28/12 16:20:20 ] Kaylee : oh ok
[02/28/12 16:21:17 ] Michael : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOXpKUu6pUg
[02/28/12 16:22:08 ] Kaylee : didn't the same guy who worked on the incredible hulk also write Sir Apropos of Nothing
[02/28/12 16:22:20 ] Michael : I don't know
[02/28/12 16:22:28 ] Kaylee : (I forget his name)
[02/28/12 16:22:58 ] Michael : Bill Bixby?
[02/28/12 16:23:14 ] Kaylee : no, someone else
[02/28/12 16:23:15 ] Kaylee : idk
[02/28/12 16:23:23 ] Michael : I don't know what you talk of I haven't heard that
[02/28/12 16:23:26 ] Michael : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DWg_Y5bL5s
[02/28/12 16:23:32 ] Michael : Make sur eyou have tissues near by
[02/28/12 16:23:41 ] Michael : You might cry near the end of this
[02/28/12 16:25:51 ] Michael : I made BB do this too
[02/28/12 16:26:00 ] Michael : at the end of a fic he beat up an abusive dad
[02/28/12 16:26:05 ] Michael : and the same thing at the end...
[02/28/12 16:32:16 ] Kaylee : yeah that was pretty touching
[02/28/12 16:32:22 ] Kaylee : anyways I have tons of homework... gotta go