We need to breach all of Chris's anti-trolling security! We need to get back to Chris cocks now that Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles is gone!

I don't want to move to Jordman, fuck!

In time for Summer! $1 off a link to the relevant thread, plus FREE sage!

Hey, how come thats Anna's pic under Kim's comment?

ARE YOU HOARDING?

He looks kind of like Casey Decker in that pic

Crater head.

Looks sort of like Robotniks mustache.

>>276741
He still hasn't figured out Kim Wilson is a troll?

What a handsome specimen.

>>276755

Nope. He never figured out that Kim was Emily either.

This still doesn't confirm that the account is his. I hate to sound tin foil hat, but it's possible trolls are posting these pictures from somewhere else.

>>276771
please drink bleach

Dat receding hairline

>>276771

This: >>276773

Who cares anyway?

>>276771

Oh, fuck off.

>>276748

It's Anna's account that the poster of these pics is logged into, he guessed her password.

So does anyone have an e-harmony account to try and track down Chris's account?

>>It's Anna's account that the poster of these pics is logged into, he guessed her password.

So if he has access to Anna's account, he can give us more cocks...

>>276809
He did. There was a whole thread that seems to have been deleted.

>>276814

PEEEVEEECEEECEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dagon being a homosexual deviant again.

>>276814
DANG DIRTY COCKHOARDING JERKS!!

Ah, unless the OP of the thread finally figured out that Anna lurks here and deleted the thread so she wouldn't realize she needed to change her password of course. We did try telling him she would probably see all this.

COCK DROP

>>276825

No, I'm saying the OP might have deleted the thread so Anna wouldn't see she'd been hacked.

>>276824

>>276826
That sounds like Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles logic.

>>276828

Yes Chris, all because of that, you have blonde Doc Brown hair.

>>276829

We know Anna lurks here, if she did see that she had been hacked then that means no more cocks from captain ahab or whatever dumb fucking troll persona he'd given himself. A few of us did point that out to him in the thread.

>latest posted update was from August 30th ( the mustache one )

>implying this isn't second hand cocks that Ana has thrown to PVCC and has been posted to that Facebook account by cogsdev

Ana has Chris on total lockdown, face it you spasts

>>276828

>>276836

Status updates? His profile?

>>276832
It's simple, we kill the ginger

>>276832
It's simple, we kill the ginger

>>276828
I KNEW IT! You all thought I was crazy, but I KNEW that SomethingAwful was the original place where Chris was discovered, not 4chan!

>>276846
EPPPIIICC WEEEEEENNNN. EPIC WEEEEEEENN.

More status updates, this is from someone else on the cwcki forums, don't think these were included in the drop on the other thread.

>>276857
All that paranoia.

>>276857
When epic ween goes IRL

>>276857
He's stalking people now. Never change Christian never change.

>>276863
>>276861
Implying you wouldn't be paranoid after the IRL harassment (Fridays events) and prank phone calls

>>276857
It's like gang stalking Beat poetry.

>>276864
Sure he has good reason, but, from reading that, I get the feeling that he now assumes any random young person is actually a troll.

>>Pet Skunk

>>276870
It's kind of sad, but from his perspective think of all the obvious trolls he didn't recognise and now he is paranoid how can someone with that kind of poor judgement be expected to behave rationally?

>>276857
Wow. That is something. Poor Chris will be quite insane by the time he's 40

>>276878
I heard they can make good pets if you have their scent glands surgically removed.

>>276857

>>276924
Chris in WalMart, a true and honest American Gothic for our time.

>>276924

>>276924
Dat double chin. He looks like a male Honey Boo Boo.

So what, it has been established that Anna is trolling Chris too, then?

>>276967

No, somebody got into her facebook.

>>276968
You know, eventually she's going to use password recovery and take her account back. Seeing as she's sabotaging their efforts, the smart play here would probably be to post everywhere that she was trolling him all along, even if just to troll her. I can't imagine how irritated she'd become when Chris accuses her of being a troll.

>>276971

Not a bad plan actually, I hope the original OP is reading this.

I see the other thread was deleted. Did I miss anything cool from last night?

>>276938
More pics for you nignogs

>>276971 Chris doesn't have many friends. Why would I OBLIVERATE the closest thing to a friend he has?

He's already paranoid about Burger King employees for no good reason, if I shatter his friendship I'll have OBLIVERATEed the one glimmer of hope and happiness he has in his miserable life.

I mean,he's got a point. He knows he's mentally slow now, but now is too late, he's already made a complete idiot of himself through stupidity and arrogance and it doesn't look like it'll stop.

He lives with his aging batshit insane mother, who even other family members go out of their way to avoid. His father's dead, he's got community service in addition to being the man of the house.

He's got no love life, he's barely got a social life, and because of his slowness he is literally unable to grasp basic social functions.

And you want me to OBLIVERATE his friend?

I think he's fucked up enough.

What the fuck is wrong with his eyes now?

>>276991
>Chris Chan rocking a mullet

This is too good

>>276992

Because she seems to be the only thing keeping him off the public internet and some people want him to come back. Why would you want to post of shitload of private facebook stuff on /cwc/?

So what happened to your other thread then, did you delete it?

>>276992
Make a YouTube rant about it, brah.

>>276999
That's not a mullet.

>>277006
No, sir. I figure the mods deleted it for it's grand amount of text.

The legend of Mclerran's Gold must never be spoken, so it seems.

>>276992
Right now she's his hugbox. Really it's as much about trolling her as it is him. She's as much of an enabler to Chris as she claimed his mother is.

It's a longshot, but whenever Chris decides someone was a troll, he disregards all the advice they gave him. She's advised him to stop posting videos and such. Chris is most likely to return to the internet the lonelier he gets.

In any event, severing their contact seems like a good idea. She's not really a good influence on him.

>>277027
Rest assured I have a plan.

>>276857
Even if you may think he has reason to be paranoid...
Why doing all this? Why going through the effort of taking pictures of them and posting it on its facebook? Does he still think he has fans? Is it just for Anna and that other troll?
Also, we now know what was the problem with sassy black woman from 3 month ago, it was just a mac donald employee who "mocked" him, Jesus Chris is such a trainwreck now.

>>277040

Well you might want to speed it up, Anna has been known to lurk here, as soon as this shit gets posted on the cwcki she's going to get her password changed.

Also this.
"Fifty shades of Grey".

>>277082

He doesn't want to meet someone with the same likes as him?

>>277085
He finally learned that anything that seems tailor made for him is probably a troll. The unfortunate thing for him is that now he will probably ignore anybody who legitimately shares his interests.

>>277066
Leave the guy alone

>>277082
That really makes me smile. I mean, on the one hand I think it's funny, on the other I'm actually kind of proud of Chris for finally catching on. Only took him what, seven years?

Sucks he's so paranoid he assumes everyone is a troll now though.

>>277089
That would be good for him. The last thing Chris needs is a sonichu girl

Yep, he finally gets paranoid enough that he questions whether or not people he meets on the internet are trolls, but only after he finally stops just meeting trolls on the internet.

>>277089
To be fair that profile does seem fishy, and seriously, who would want to date Chris if he has a profile picture like this? Hardcore lesbians?
I'm just surprised FSOG is in her "like" list, I don't remember Chris mentionning anything about that.

>>277098
How tragically ironic

>>277040
If you bring chris back, you will be the greatest troll of all time.

>>276991
He wanted to ask the Mythbusters about testing the myth that camels milk can cure spasm!?

>>276924
Call me weird but I see a fat Matt Leblanc with a wig here.

more pics

>>277128
Thanks. You seem quite nice unlike those attntion-spergs who hold cocks at the end of a stick and rope.

>>277133
Thanks brah, droping moar

>>277133
Are you confusing him with Captain Kraken?

>>277147

>>277149

>>277150

>>277151

>>277152

>>277128
>Things you should know about painful periods.
Oh Anna, where have you been lurking...
>>277133
Actually that was the case in the previous thread, Kraken just dropped a DL link and this are the pics in it, but still, new cocks!

>>277153
MERRY COCKS DAY TO ALL

>>277155

>>online

Chris, I thought you left the internet.

>>277155
Christmas came way early, my friends.

Those actually make me a little sad, seeing how much cocks I'm actually missing. Oh well.

>>277158

>>277160

>>277160
Haha, you still are ignorant, Chris. Apparently he thinks Megan is the leader of the trolls?

>>277163
Go to cwcki back, you. and take your syntax with you?

>>277164
Proper punctuation is a sign of the CWCki forums? Actually, I guess that sounds right since they all have spasm.

>>277166
That's only proper punctuation if you have asthma.

New cocks, noice.

>>276971
DO IT.

DO IT, YOU WEENERS.

>>277181

>>277184

>>277160
I like how he doxes her.

>>276857


Chris whines about not being noticed by anyone, and if anyone acknowledges him, that person is automatically labeled as a troll.

Welcome to CWC Logic.

>>277193

>>276857
This pic like many of the videos posted by paranoid schizophrenics. He has that sort of "He's watching me - I better keep an eye on him" look on his face.

>>277201
I think he was in mid-pants shitting.

>>277193
Shut the fuck up A-Log, that was before Chris was being harassed IRL by weentrolls

>>277210
Sorry, still not A-LOG worthy.

>>277160
..Megan's been doxed
Megan's been doxed

4+ years of Christory have been leading up to this glorious day.

I say we extend a warm handshake in the form of a phone call.

That's right, I think a few JULAAYS are in order.

>mfw this is not on the cwcki yet

wot is going on do they cwcki fags not know about these cocks lol/

>>277160
lol Chris, you insane spiteful little crazy tomgirl you

>>277247

>even cwckifags stopped caring about chris

>>277224
So now it's acceptable to talk about how Chris is a horrible person without being called out?

>>277246
hasn't she been doxed before?
I remember seeing her Facebook posted here.

>>277185
more cocks

>>277253

>>277251
I'm sorry, but you're an idiot. Pointing out or referencing Chris's shortcomings is not bashing on the man. Remember, Chris is a lolcow for a reason -- he's a very flawed individual, to the point of being funny.

A-LOG is blaming the man for outlandish things no single individual can be pinned to. Example: blaming him for societies problems problems, or blaming him for making spastics look bad, or comparing him to Hitler.

>>277251
It always was, people screeching "HI A-LOG!" was just ironically them doing to A-Log what they were so upset about happening to Chris.

Chris is a terrible person, we don't protect any other lolcow from criticism. Criticism was for the longest time a completely normal, routine part of Chris-chan trolling, Liquid said he got into trolling Chris because he despised him for being a welfare leech.

It's not A-Logging unless you're saying it to trollshield, unless you're asserting you're better than Chris, or using him as an example to justify your own failings.

Now, if I'm being honest, that's very likely the motivation for half the people who post here, but unless they say "At least I'm not as bad as Chris!" or "Even I know that! Man Chris is dumb!" or in some other way try to make themselves look favorable by comparison to Chris, it's not trollshielding.

>>277256
HI A-LOG was a clever joke to make self-hating anons look bad when they use Chris's faults to make themselves feel better. Now, ironically, self-hating anons are using it to troll-shield to make themselves feel better.

We've done a complete 180.

>>277246
Control your boner Paul David "Eyebrows" Smith

>>277254
My imagination ran wild with this one. I cried.

>>276857
What the hell does "B.K.Y." mean? Is it another CWC-ism?

>>277267
By B.K. he meant Burger King. Y. Adult meant young adult. Why he started to make it an acronym and then aborted I have no idea.

>>277147

Once again, Barb is Chris' "date". Guess he needed her with him to help lessen the misery of seeing any more "lovey-dovey couples" that he might encounter there.

Chris still is emotionally attached to Barb like never before, and he's really going to go into a meltdown once she's dead & gone.

>>277248

Chris is an endless loop of seething grudges. I'm sure he still holds ill feelings towards "Julie".

>>277294
I don't know. Chris is very attached to Barb, to the point of having cuddle time and foot rubs.

When she dies, he's in for the shock of his life. Even when he tries to ignore it and play PS3, a tugboat can't keep a house afloat.

>>277193
It seems like an extension of his old world view that anyone who isn't a pretty female isn't worth his time.

By the way, thanks for the KAHN-TENT! :)

>>276741
Why the hell is he barking?

It's gonna suck when Anna finds us out.

I has any troll managed to friend Chris on Facebook?

>>277298
>Chris is very attached to Barb, to the point of having cuddle time and foot rubs.

>>277317
Because he's a fucking retard.

He's back!

>>277320
Oh, you mean the Popeye? It's not a "laser guided rocket", it's a pilot-controlled missile (via TV link).

In any case, whatever was blown up there note how the adjoing builidings are undamaged (no visible blast damage, not even shrapnel- or debris-scarred). Clearly a Baghdad shock-and-awe style surgical attack. Unlike in the silly cartoon to the right.

For a comparison: damage from a Russian heavy bomb or maybe a SCUD tactical ballistic missile, somewhere in Grozny 2000.

>>277327
Fuck off kike

>>277320

There's someone else who dropped a different screencap on the cwcki forums, I posted it here >>276857 He gives the impression he's been friends with Chris for a little while.

>>277254
Oh my gawd. I shudder

>>277160

>doxing meagan five years after the fact

jesus

i don't usually say this, but that's pretty scummy.

>>277149
>all those cell phones
I'm embarrassed to live on this planet sometimes

>>277346
Hi-ALOG

>>277346
Let's send her pickle pizzas!

>>277348

i cant tell whether you're an authentic idiot or making a comment about how improperly used that phrase is

>>277355
A HI-LOG

>>277357
LOG-A HI!

>>277349
You gotta think BIGGER. Why not go to her house and yell "JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" Or find out if she has a dog that she's buried in her yard and DIG IT UP.

Another Chris thread full of spastics.

>>277365
It is now you're here.

>>277367
You take that back, you stupid nigger face.

>>277369
Can't tell if you're an A-log or only pretending to A-log.

A public response?

>>277384
welp, time to hack her email

>>277384
Translated... Please give me some attntion. I'm an ugly-stupid female and this is the only way I know how

>>277388
I don't think she is being an attention whore, she just seems like a casual internet user who is overprotective of Chris.

>>277391
She wouldn't have ever cared if Chris had not been known

>>277393
Exactly.

Honestly, I would not be surprised if she had something to do with this leak. I mean, is her password really easier to "guess" than Chris's?

>>277391
White knight faggo.

people forget anna was all about this trolling thing at first.

she tried promoting her shitty blog through him and even talked about writing a book on chris. eventually though, people learned she didn't really have any new info (OH WOW CHRIS HAD A NAME CHANGE WHEN HE WAS YOUNG? EXCITING NEW cocks), was unwilling to get any new info, and that she was just trying to hype her attempts at art.

so suddenly, we're the bad guys and chris is her handicapable friend who is perfect just the way he is

>>277410
She's a weasel faced ginger cunt and needs to fuck off.

>>277412
Drop all the shit on the cwciki, make an article claiming Anna was the leak and call her the next Cylde Cash, list her as a troll and wait for Chris to read it.

>>277417
All hail the troll queen!

Unrelated, but am I the only one who thinks that CWC looks like Phil Collins?

>>277419
Actually, in the first thread that got deleted I posted this pic. Completely agree. Its like he's going for a middle-aged man in the 80s look, long hair, tennis shirts, I guess the white and blue stripes are more, uh, adult than red and blue.

>>277419
No he looks like an elderly lesbian.

>>277420

Turn it on Again sounds like Chris's life right now.

http://askjohnnyhedgewolf.deviantart.com/journal/My-eyes-331309905
Looks like the new wave of Sonic recolors have finally discovered Chris-chan.

>>277426
Looks like the cwcki forum just found some new members!

>>277426
That fucking Firefox theme.

>>277426
Deviantards, man.

>>277256
> Liquid said he got into trolling Chris because he despised him for being a welfare leech.

>I HATE DAT CHRIS FOR STEALING OUR TAX DOLLARS!!!!!!11
>Implying this doesn't make him retarded

>>277430
Liquid was a fag.

>>277426
Oh god, the comments
>Chris chan cake farts scarred me for LIFE!
>never venture to far into the dark places on the internet

>>277160
>Age 25-29

I expected at least that he would know her age.

>>277428
Is Blonic wordbuttered now?

>>276857
Looks like Chris thinks he's a target of "gang stalking" (also see: http://789chan.org/cwc/res/275517.html )

Change /cwc/ to /lolcows/, any Chris thread is full of spasts of the lowest functioning, not to mention all the weeners that muck up all these retarded threads.

>>277451

Well, he kind of is, isn't he?

>>277454

You think Chris threads aren't going to happen any more if they rename the board?

>>277454
"Epin weening" over this guy makes them feel better with themseelves, I guess.

So now he is doxing the only real friend he had?
Whatever Barb says goes I guess.

>>277426
> I have never been so... DISCUSTED in all my life....

>>277458
He's a fat bitter shithead of course he will.

God, I hate Chris so much. He's so self-entitled.
Honestly... If Chris never hit the internet Sonic fan-artists would hold just as much respect at any normal fan-artist.

>>277462

HI A-LOG

>>277462
>If Chris never hit the internet Sonic fan-artists would hold just as much respect at any normal fan-artist.
Oh, my, that's rich.

Chris is only one of a mass legion of "ORIGINAL CHARACTER NO NOT STEAL" hacks.

>>277462

>Sonic fan-artists would hold just as much respect at any normal fan-artist.

So that's no respect whatsoever then.

>>277462
>Sonic fan artist detected

Can we see your original character no not steal please?

>>277467
>>277466
>>277465

>complete spasm

maybe you'd be better suited to the ED forums?and on another note, one of you weeners should find chris's eharmony page

>>277462
Hi JohnnyHedgeWolf!

>>277454

Na, that's the MRA tumblr threads

YAYYYYY COCKS COCKS EPIC WEEEN JULAYYYYY JULLAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>277462
>>277472
>Jokes on them, I was only pretending to be A-log

>>277256
>Chris IS a terrible person

For what? Making a sonic recolor, putting up attraction signs and having a childish fear of gay people due to the immaturity caused by his spasm OHHH HOW TERRIBLE

>>277569
Yeah, he makes all us sonic recolorists look bad.

>>277569
Bro he is kind of a cunt. Don't be a moralfag.

  >>277569
Well, moreso:

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Hypocrisy
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_religion
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Law
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_sex
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Noviophobia
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Virgin_with_rage
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/JERKS

Chris has done a lot of really horrible shit over the years.

>>277586
He's just spastic with an upbringing that ended up being counterproductive, it's not like he's some kind of inhuman monster.

>>277586
Go, A-Log! Go out and sperg to the extreme!

>>277587
No, he's not a monster by any stretch, but he's not a good person by any measure either. A lot of the conspiracy theory and inability to accept responsibility comes from his upbringing specifically his mom's behavior, but his selfishness, tendency to steal, bitter fits of rage, perversity and attitude towards men, women and other retarded people are all problems only he can be blamed for.

>>277585
>>277586
When did we all become A-log?
Those things are goofy and retarded, but they're not "horrible." It's not like he's a rapist or something.
Maybe he'd be a horrible person if he actually acted on some of his beliefs or took them to an extreme, but all he does is shit his pants and play ps3. Even if you want to hate him for the welfare leech angle, there are much bigger welfare leeches than Chris.
I'm not trying to sound like some white-knight anti-troll homosexual deviant or anything. I think Chris's reaction to being trolled is hilarious. But if you think he's some kind of monster, you're just an A-log.

Go find his eHarmony profile and screencap the shit out of it, you fucking spergs!

>>277589
No, he can't he's retarded.
People seem to forget this very special fact when they decide to hate him.

>>277592
He's not going to add you on facebook no matter how much you defend him, whiteknight moralfag. gb2 sonichu girls

>>277592
Stop posting so much try hard shit. A-Log hates Chris, that is what makes him A-Log. You can point out Chris is terrible without flipping your shit and making rage vids about him.

>>277595
He's not so retarded that he's completely unaccountable for his behaviour.
Fucking hell, /cwc/, stop white-knighting just to avoid being called A-Log. That's the next level of troll-shielding.

>>277592
It happened a long, long time ago. Where were you?

Click here: HI A-LOG!

DON'T TELL ME NOT TO GET PISED OFF ABOUT CHRIS-CAHN MORALFAGS, HE MAKES THE HOLE AMERICAN RABBIT FANDASE LOOK BAD. I'M EMBARRUSSED TO EVEN HAVE A PS-3 BECAUS OF HIM. THE WAY YOU TROOL-SHEILDERS ACT LIKE YOU LIKE WELLFARE CHEATS.

>>277600
No, I work with special kids all day.
I know how those kids think, you're trying to judge him the same as you would a normal person, and he's not one.
He's a horrible person, but he doesn't have any malice, he views himself as a hero and everyone else is a villain. It's simplistic 5 year old thinking.
He sucks as a person, but hating him is stupid, he has no empathy, and he has no tools to change.

>ITT

>>277656
The story of Homor's life

>>276741
That's a strange way to spell 'arousing'

>>277586
Do you have spasm?

  >>277688
>>277686
>>277665
>>277647
>>277641
>>277585
>>276756
>>276748
>>276749
>>276815
>>277255
>>277431
>>276863
>>276985
>>277104
>>276771
>>277248
>>277412
>>276816
>>277472
>>277133
>>276773

Avast.

>>276857
This is what we have done to Chris. Someone sitting near him at McDonald's, looking down at his phone, and not looking at or engaging Chris in any way is clearly a troll posting about Chris on a troll forum.

>>277733
He's disliked and suspected every male to be out and against him in someway. Now instead of stealing all the ladies, they're recording his actions.

  >>277733
And here's why. (With Spongebob music, too....)

I think the Schroeders moved sometime in the past five years.

http://www.whitepages.com/name/Schroeder/Staunton-VA

Megan is safe from the ween..for now.

droppin

>>277757

>>277758
I wonder if Chris will paint his real house with a sonichu theme

>>277760
He'll get winded carrying the paint buckets to the car and go home to play his PS3.

>>277757
Lol, as if Chris' house would ever be as tidy as a lego house! And look at all that pink and purple furniture and he says he's not gay not to mention he's a fucking tranny!
What a prick!

>>276857
Is it bad that I'm actually impressed at Chris' skills of deduction here.

- A BK employee going to lunch at McDonalds. Why?
- Acknowledging Chris(or anyone you don't know while they're eating in a restaurant). Why?
- Using his phone, holding it in a weird way and sitting facing Chris.

So when is the field agent going to drop all the pics he took? Stop hoarding the cocks, PVCC!

>>277758

He even made a lemonade stand, and he owns a monkey.

I'm guessing he saw the picture that was posted a while back of Megan with her new boyfriend and it shattered his heart down to 100%.

>>277792
But for real, he might as well be a random guy waiting for his friends, his girlfriend, or a ride home there. Or just you know, eating. I doubt anyone would just sit there on their phones for no reason, especially in a wrong uniform. I mean, acknowledging a fat blonde manchild dressed as a female is quite normal, and I'd be more worried if the guy wouldn't acknowledge Chris.

Coming from a guy who worked at BK, I refuse to fucking eat there after I saw how some of my co-workers behave towards food. Just because he works at B.K doesn't mean he wants to eat there all day.

I mean, it might be a troll. But what are the chances some guy just waited at the McDonalds for Chris all day to show up, in a BK uniform?

oh god what is even happening what is he turning into please help

>>277758
He puts his name on everything.

>>277792

>- A BK employee going to lunch at McDonalds. Why?

Because he prefers eating McDonalds to Burger King? It's not like he's the owner and hates McDonalds for taking custom away, why should he not eat there?

>>277815
Don't employees get free food though?

>>277820

Employee discount maybe, they won't give out free food, and just because he can get it cheaper doesn't mean he will if he likes burger king instead.

Wold you rather sit at work or across the street at McDonald's on your break?

>>277792
Congratulations, you're just as delusional and paranoid as Chris!

>>277792

whut

>>277827
When the pics he took are dropped it will shut you all right up!

>>277792
Whatever he's doing on the device it appears he needs 2 hands to do it. It would be optimal and more comfortable for him to sit upright at the table and do that. Except he's actually sitting sideways to take pics of Chris and trying to act casual.

Field agent confirmed.

all of these cocks are making me thirsty.

>>277792
Exactly how well-known is Chris to the people at the places he frequents? I mean, there were those guards at the mall who knew him by name after all.

>>277846
Well if Chris had seen that guy around before he wouldn't have been so suspicious of him.

Guys, sorry, I've been gone a few days. I recently got a job at the Ruckersville Burger King hoping to get a picture of Chris.

The other day I saw that spasTIC DISEASE walk into McDonald's and followed him in. I played it Cool as a Cucumber and pretended to play on my phone. Little did Chrissy know I was recording him the whole time.

Now for what PVCC didn't show you: I walked up to Chris and said, "Hey, are there any PICKLES on that burger?"

Chris, spastic FREAK that he is was like "HELL NO AH HATE DEM DERTY THINGS."

I went back to my table and picked up by burger (extra pickles, of course), and threw it at him. Then I rolled up patti and dug up a bridge while screaming IVAAAYYYYY

>>277848

an average tuesday afternoon for jengatype

>>277848
Ween

Guy is suspicious.

>>277848
I think this may be legit you guys!

>>277848
Thank you, Jenga. That post gave me great joy.

>>277815
Because McDonalds takes the Shine and Limelight away from bk.

>>277792
Since Chris didn't elaborate, "acknowledgement" probably means "accidental eye contact" or "saying 'excuse me' as he tried to squeeze past Chris in a doorway"

>>277867
>le meme XD

>>277758

>>277845

>>278058

>Rockersville

>>278058
is that a transformers emblem on the black box looking thingy in the background?

>>278060

>>276741
What the fuck is up with his lips? Looks fucking dehydrated, or he's biting them, peeling off his lip flesh in sheets.

I only just realised that his little LEGO Chris and his random LEGO girlfriend have the Sonichu and Rosechu medallions on.

I guess he hasn't given up on THAT idea.

>>278077
I think it's supposed to represent CWCville.

>>278077

But ask yourself, which one of those are actually Chris?

Hot from the presses

>>278090
SMITHAAAYYY

>>278090
He's been hung up on this "THE TROLLS DO NOT CARE ABOUT ME!!!" thing for a while. It's kind of sad that he seems to think this is worth mentioning.

>>278093
Same thing crossed my mind, too. Chris has to be pretty oblivious to not mention that douche.

Last time "Smithey" was on the scene, it was Ali Baboo in a fake account.

>>278090
What kind of reply is he hoping for?

Old galpals to rush to his side?

>>278090

Fake and gay.

>>278130
Or, you could enjoy the new cocks without being a dick.

>>278104
Smithey did say to never contact him by email again. I imagine things have been strained since then.

I'm actually starting to really pity him again.

>>276828
holy shit, chris referenced Armbury. He just went up on my scale of respect.

>>278090
HAI GUYZ, LETS CALL DAVID ALAN CHANDLER AND TELL HIM WHAT CHRIS SAID ABOUT HIM! JULAAAAAAAAAAY!

>>278096

Interesting. Imo he is wrong and the trolls do care in a way. The non-alogs don't wish Chris harm. In fact they care about his well being in the hopes he gives more cocks.

It is all from a perspective. If people point to some one and all call him the village idiot then it can be a negative for the idiot. But if the idiot embraces the role then he can rationalize that he is the idiot on purpose and can become a non-idiot if he chooses.

I hope someday chris can come to terms with being Chrischan and embrace it. Thus providing 'fans' with entertainment and he can enjoy the attention while rationalizing that he chooses to be the way he is.

>>278145
Doctor, I'm afraid I have a case of JUUUUULLLLLAAAAAY

This is the guy that had sex, right?

>>278179
So?

>>278179
Prostitutes fuck worse for money.

Oh Chris you poor shmuck. A tragedy really to what happened to him.

>>278184
Like you, A-Log?

>>278190
Are you bothered by Chris having sex?

>>278191
No, just the opposite. I'm happy for him.

>>278192
What for? He paid for it, so it doesn't mean someone gives a shit about him, nor has it magically solved all his problems as he expected. I'd doubt it even made him rethink what he wants out of life.

Number of medallions shoved up Chris's ass before having sex: 1
Number of medallions shoved up Chris's ass after having sex: 0
I'd say his life is significantly better now.

Number of medallions shoved up Chris's ass while having sex: ?

>>278191

Because we all know that a random ass post from a manchild with a track record of lying and heavily flawed cover stories, along with a 90 degree bent dick, was telling the truth, and totally screwed a Cherokee woman and gave her a gift basket. Totally wasn't something Anna thought would get the "trolls" off his back.

Yeaaaaaaaaaaah.

>>278090

man, chris needs a hug

from someone else, of course

>>278195
Criminal record before medallion anal contact: 0
Criminal record after medallion anal contact: 1

Wait, now he has a legitimate reason why he can't get a job. I guess his life is better.

>>278090
So, if somebody pays attention to him in real life, he assumes they are a troll. New people he meets on the internet he assumes are trolls, he says here that the people who know about him or follow him do not care about him, and he really doesn't know all that many people in real life.

What the heck does he want?

>>278218
Sadly, I'm not sure even Chris knows at this point.

>>278215

Wait a minute. Are you actually using the slight bend in his dick as evidence that he couldn't have had sex?

I don't know who's dumber, you or chris.

Yes he had sex. Get over it.

Why do I get the feeling that we've been invaded by a whole bunch of cwckifags?

Hey Captin Kraken, can you please upload just Chris's pictures without the facebook stuff in the side?

Chris' hair remindes me of old, dried up corn hair.

>>278237
more posts

>>278238

>>278239

>>278227
Why would you want higher resolution pictures of Chris?

>NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR I WANT THE BEST POSSIBLE QUALITY CHRIS PICS SO I CAN SEE HIS GREASY PORES AND I CAN START THE CHRIS HAS BAD SKIN SAGA™

/cwc/ - Sometimes I wonder whether I'm being ironic or just purposely shit posting.

>>278224
You mean you didn't come here from the cwcki forums?

>>278238

oh god he's mental state is rotting away and he knows it

it's like an spastic flowers for algernon

kind of

>>276991
Does Chris really think Camel Milk helps spasm? How dumb can he be...

>>278266
Well he's openly calling himself retarded now...

>>278241

I really hope the Chrischan story doesn't take the path of animal hoarding. Chris and his mom have made choices to end up where they are but it is truly sad if innocent animals are brought into the situation.

Chris sounds pretty sad and pathetic in these posts. Not only admitting how lonely he is but acknowledging his mental limitations.

I miss arrogant, smug Chris. He was fun to watch as he defended his inflated ego. Sad Chris is just...sad.

Props to the captain for the new cocks. News has been slow the past couple months so your leaks have been most welcome. =)

>>278272
>pokememes.memebase.com
Could you be any more spastic?

>>278272
that way his home can become a public hazard with all the ammonia from animal piss. not only can a production crew from "hoarders" call them back, now animal planet's "animal hoarding" team can call over too. juuuullllaaaaaayyy

>>278280

>implying the "=)" wasn't spastic enough

>>278286
SMILEY FACE?! NO FUN ALLOWED!

>>278306
WHAT!? So after yelling, resisting arrest, and making a complete ass of himself at the mall, ALL IS FORGIVEN?

>>278307
Sperg harder, lad.

>>277787
>LOL HE LEIKS PINK MUST HOMO :DD:DDDDDDDDDD:DDDDDDDDDD
Did we travel back to the sixties or something?
>>278077
Her medal is actually worse than the one he's wearing himself.
>>278090
Is this the same brother that he only bothered to contact because he wanted him to vote on his admission for something sonic-related?

>>278306
Wasn't this what we were all hoping for?

...in like 2009?

>>278312
No, that was Cole Smithey. Barb's other son. (Cwcki it, it's a fun read.)

This is David Chandler, BOB'S other son.

So will Chris behave himself this time or will he be banned again?

>>278238
Yeah, that's probably anna posting. Not a single Random Capital Letter in the entire wall of text, apart from years and potentially lame? Could be signs of improvement, would be great to see some, but it's probably not him.

>>278306
So it looks like he got his lawyer to write a letter threatening to sue unless he was allowed back in there.

Doesn't mean a thing unless someone can document it with a camera. Said it before, he probably daily does funny stuff in public but no-one is there to capture it.

>>278321
Or, you know, maybe the manager was actually a decent fellow, understood that Chris had mental limitations and found no reason to discriminate against him on that basis.

>>278320
Even his later posts still have those oddly placed capitals and bizarre use of punctuation. That mental retardation posts just doesn't read like a legit Chris post. If it is, he was having a good day.

>>278294
>Cwcki-gag: JUST FOR FUN!

>>278090
I love the accidental double-negative, the random capitalization, and that he thinks "being" means the same thing as "well-being." I also love that he's completely forgotten how much he used to hate the Lumberjack.

>>278306
inb4 someone sent him a fake troll email pretending to be his lawyer and he was dumb enough to fall for it.

  >>278218
I have a feeling this is pretty much still how he feels.

So probally he wants things to go back to how they were in high school (Attractive females feeling sympathy for him and coming up and talking).

>>278327
Well, probably being contacted by a lawyer was enough. Chris isn't a big enough deal that the manager would take the time to evaluate the banning of what to him is just some random guy and decide to reverse it without any real provocation.

Since when does Chris have a lawyer? I thought he just had a public defender for his trial?

>>278428
Nah he had a lawyer, former congresscritter infact. Rocky used some of her connections from the look of it

>>278062
Yes it is. To prove for sure and for true that he is still STUH-RAIGHT!

>>278385
I know this will never happen, but Chris should make LBP2 the new format for future Sonichu episodes.

>>278433

Yeah, that was pro bono for the case, I seriously doubt Chris paid to keep him on for his services after that, and I think Rob Bell will have been done giving him freebies.

>>278306

>>278453

Oh, fuck off.

>>278280
/cwc/ - no memes allowed. Srs bznz only.

>>278453
Yeah, because after posting however many pictures of Chris's statuses, I like to mix it up a little and post completely random bullshit.

I'd get a tripcode but eh. Who gives a shit? Hopefully people will be able to tell the TRUE AND HONEST CAPTAIN from this BROWN-HATTED IMPOSTOR.

Seriously.

Being a man of the sea, I rarely go Dry.

>>278459
Good, get a tripcode, then we'll know who the real king of random access humour is. You're a homosexual deviant, Kraken.

>>278463
Thanks. Enjoy the cocks.

Those poor dogs, they're gonna be the size of a pig in a few months.

>>278459

It's not completely random, it's an old /cwc/ joke.

>>278452
Case isn't over. He's still representing him until the last hearing at the end of his probation, which should be in like a year or so.

>>278501

The case has got nothing to do with him being banned from the mall, just because he's getting his services for free for the court case doesn't mean he's getting other free legal help until the case is finished.

>>278501
At which time he'll be able to cite the lifting of the ban as a mark in Chris' favor even though it was probably achieved through the use of a bluff threat.

This is if Chris manages to keep good behavior until then.

guise, Chris already tried the "I'll be at the mall" trick.

Well, at least he's doing better than Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles on his probation.

>>278474
Write a formal e-mail to the ASPCA talking about how Chris once shoved a medallion up his ass and, thus, he is incapable of owning dogs.

JULAAAAAAY!

>>278379
Dude, even if you hate your father, you're sure as hell going to miss him when he dies. That's not Chris, that's just being human.

I highly doubt you're A-Log, but you're beginning to sound like him.

>>278379
He never hated Bob what are you talking about?

>>277733

To be fair, It's kind of warranted to be a paranoid fuck at this point.

Unlike the gang stalking people Chris is legitimately being stalked

>>277147

Barb looks thinner than usual. I wonder if she lost her appetite due to stress.

>>278193

> nor has it magically solved all his problems as he expected

And this is why you shouldn't really give a shit whether Chris had sex or not.
If it really happened it was probably an embarrassing and disappointing experience for him, that also explains why he doesn't brag about it all the time.
Sometimes getting something you really wanted is a bigger tragedy than not getting it at all.

>>278549
She lost a bunch of weight due to the colitis.

>>278558

I think half the people who profess the hooker saga to be contrived are people who can't believe that most people CWC willingly interacts with have no idea of his Internet "fame".

>>278565
inevitably this

>>278565
Nah they're probably virgins with rage who're mad Chris got his end wet before them

So to whoever hacked Annas account, did Chris leave any PMs about how his therapy is going?

>>278563

Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

>>278586
I doubt anyone actually hacked into her account.

>>278459
Why do you have to have a trollsona?

Anyone who succeeds in providing us with life-nourishing cocks is entitled to a trollsona, IMO.

>>278593

Because people only trust namefags.

>>278602

Which is stupid because namefags are the least trustworthy people.

>>278609

Then they get trips.

Trips make them feel privelaged.

>>278590

This, seems more like a cover story to stop Chris looking too closely at his friends list.

>>278602
>>278609
Yeah, but there's a lot of potential info on here that's lost because no one with a solid identity can verify it.

Quick u guise lets get Ali Baboo back. I'm sure you'd rather talk to him.

>>278385
>>(Attractive females feeling sympathy for him and coming up and talking).

I don't think that's what happened at all. None of those girls maintained contact with Chris.

I'll bet Chris just followed them around and sat at whatever tables they did. They were a captive audience at that school.

>>278680
The only time he saw those girls out of school was one of his birthday parties, most of which was spent watching a children's movie.

>>278683
>Chris-san

Please be a typo...

>>278695

Oh god, it is.

>>278683
Didn't we ban animu at one point because of retardery? Whatever happened to that?

>>278695
Sorry, I meant Chris-sama-senpai.

>>278702
Way to degender the suffix you baka!!!

>>278705
Which gender should a Tomgirl be considered?

>>278711
"-Chan" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_honorifics#Chan

>>278711
Sperg, of course.

Wow, this thread is dead?

Thats it then. No more Chris cocks. Because soon Anna will get wind of all this.

>>279108
Anna already got wind and is no longer on Chris's facebook friends list.

>>279119
So Anna and Chris aren't friends anymore?

>>279130
She said before somewhere that she would do this and just communicate via email.

>>279108

The anime sperg kinda derailed it.

I am kind of surprised Anna is still putting up with this shit. How many times do the trolls have to interrupt her life will it take before she just stops caring?

>>279132
So do we hack it immediately or wait for cocks to pile up first?

>>279156
I'm certain she's amused by this.

poor chrissy is just another boring sperg now. at least while his handlers are keeping him on a short leash.

>>279184
HI A-LOG!

>>279189
Nope.

>>279156
Last bunch

>>279192

>>279194

>>279192
why does chris' strawlike hair always remind me of heath ledger's joker

>>279196
Because your a homosexual deviant.

>>279197
edgy as fuck, man

>>279195
I think this is the black lady giving Chris a hard time, I also don't know why Chris has the need to take pictures of everyone he see's as a threat.

>>279199
Because if you post someone's pic on the web, hordes of Anons will immediately troll them to oblivion.

>>279199

So Chris can take pics of everyone he wants and use said pics to cause trouble, but if anyone take a pic of Chris he squeals like an hysterical bitch because that's illegal, forbidden, criminal, etc.

Hipocwcrite fatso.

>>279201
HI A-LOG!

>>278586
Good point. Why don't we have the PMs?

>>279203
>>279203
If Capn Krakka is to be believed we're going ot have cocks trickle out over a few months or something.