CALL THE COPS FOR EPIC WEEN OP

>>280391
Forget the cops. It's simple, we kill the Chris-chan.

I doubt it, he's not offering any incentive or saying he'll do it himself.

The police would probably mark it up to his spasm.

>>280390
>implying you didn't just edit the html to make fake cocks

You should know by now that Chris's spasm Card is a lifetime pass.

Also notice that he's choosing his words carefully by saying he wants someone else to bomb the PLACe. That's just chalked up to internet nerdrage unless the victim in question is the President.

I feel a little depressed when I read stuff like this. Sure it's funny that he's still obsessing over vengeance against Snyder, but after all of the trolls he's faced in his life he's most concerned with getting even with a middle-aged man who just wants Chris to leave him alone. Chris will always be his own worst troll.

This HAS to be a violation of his probation.

It would be really ween to report this thing to the courts, though.
>wink wink

Send nudes, Kim.

>>280392

hi alog

Given the circumstances he might with the order of protection Snyder has against him.

This is so typical Chris. Snyder throws the man-child a bone and he still vents his wanton vengeance.

What a psycho.

Fake and gay.

Is this even legit?

>>280390
Man, I thought you people got all FB cocks from the Anna account. Hope the cawks continue to trickle down.

Since this is a private post (leaked to the internet by obvious sources), Chris will absolutely not get raped in prison for it. It's the equivalent of heresay, something said in private.

Note: It technically could be construed as a threat, but that is extremely unlikely because it's the same defence Fred Phelps uses to avoid anal destruction ("I don't hate you. I love you. GOD hates you!")

But it indicates his attitude. Within a year I anticipate he will do something insane and breach his parole.

He probably thinks Snyder is stealing from him when he moans about "C-Ville"

WTF is he still holding this grudge for, anyway?

Should anyone be surprised. It's Chris being Chris. He'll get a good talking to but arrested no he will not be.

Seriously, if he thinks Michael Snyder, Megan and the Game Place in general was the start of all the trolling, why is he so concerned with getting back in?

How many friends did Chris have on Facebook?

>>280459
I think he used to want to get in since it used to house happy memories and maybe he thought he could return to his happy Pokemon carding days if they'd just let him back in. Or maybe it was just so he could say that he defeated Snyder and his no Chris rule. Now, though, I don't think he wants back in, he just wants revenge.

>>280449

C-Ville, unfortunately, isn't a CWCism. It's a common nickname for Charlottesville by county residents. CWC just took the retardation up a notch by deciding to use it for almost any municipality or neighborhood staring with a C.

>>280459
I don't think Chris even knows why wants back in at this point. Does he still even play card games. Do they still make pokemon cards

>>280579
I think he just wants things to go back how they were, he might be upset if he got back in and saw everyone else had moved on.

>>280621
This. He seems to think that being able to go back would bring back better days. It's the same reason he made his HS graduation a villain.

Chris can't get over his grudges, and when Chris makes an enemy, he's incapable of letting it go.

Talking about spasm cards - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19957138

>>280664
A common trait of spastic man children.

How's it going, "Savannah Chandler?"

http://www.facebook.com/savannah.chandler.739

>>280703
Don't you mean Lord Silly Nipples?

>>280703

http://www.facebook.com/savannah.chandler.75

Savannah Chandler IRL.
Proof is here http://www.facebook.com/Trib3SummerMissionTeam
If you click on "About" you see it's located in Mechanicsburg
David Chandler lives in Mechanicsburg,
as shown here http://www.mylife.com/c-423547189

>>280680

"Mr McKinnon's mother Janis Sharp says her son has been "zombified" while waiting for a decision."

Judging from this photo, I'm guessing her son got zombified because she bit him.

>>280773
>click http://www.facebook.com/savannah.chandler.75
>"cocks Not Found"

JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

>>280446
You're correct. Since he didn't actually threaten the person or mean for the threat to get out, it's the equivalent of him making a joke about wanting to rape a women in private. It may be inappropriate but since it was never meant to be heard by the subject it cannot be construed as a threat. I mean unless he's actually the one leaking it... fiendishly clever Chris

Crazy motherfucker.

Fo real. Sheeit.

>>280797

You have to log in first.

Yall motherfuckers be trippin

For real

Chris cocks is really uninteresting these days.

>>280821
No shit.

>>280823
>>280821
He's been milked completely dry. Thank goodness for Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles to keep us entertained without Chris.

Meh, forget Robert Wayne Stiles. Casey Decker's producing some great material.

LOL

>The Whole Damn Store Up

What is with Chris' sense of capitalization

>>281207
I have to ask myself what things would have been like, were Chris a German. Since all nouns are capitalized. Sinnlos? Natürlich.

>>281232

I would sacrifice a kitten to see Chris tard-rage in German.

ChrisChanSonichu profile:

Dann die S-Schwein rieß meine Noten abund allen, zug mich an ihren Quartiers und mit mir untergesprochen GROB UND HEISSER. Ich reagierte mit meine eigene Angriff dafür sie die ganze Zeit bettelte. Ich wurde von PVCC für einem Jahr rausgeschmissen, und ich hatte einen Wutmanagementkurs und eine Psychiatristin für eine Weile sehen. Ich war wieder darein erlaubt.

Not as funny as it could be.

>>281243
I imagine German Chris yelling in every video to the point that he becomes red in the face and starts coughing on his own spittle.

  Hitler was very ween.

>>281247
The man killed six million Snyders. You'd think Chris would throw Hitler an obligation video.

>>281239
What if I could make that happen. How much is cocks worth to you?

  There was once a troll music video of Chris appeal to Sega, Nintendo and Sony to help him fight trolls, to this music to the speech by Space Hitler. It was pretty epic (literally). It was unfortunetely taken down.

Well played, Kim. Well played.

>>281337
You know how we do.

>>281477

>>281542
weeen!

Here, have some Anna.

>>281545

Thank you Sweetie.

>>281535
So did some weeners see >>280773 and contact Savannah regarding Chris? It seems that way considering the proximity between this post and Savannah adding Chris.

>>281557
He probably made the account himself

>>281557
Or it was done on purpose.

>>281539
That's kind of creepy, calling his niece "Sweetie".

>>281540
Was his mobile number known before?

>>281537
I believe Savannah Chandler doesn't know Chris's backstory, can someone inform her of her uncles misdoings from five years? Maybe a link to his ED page will shed some light.

>>281567
WEEN.

>>281567

He already essentially mentioned what would happen if you Google his name...

>>281567
/CWC/, TEARING FAMILIES APART SINCE 2009

If you want more cocks I suggest being less ween and obvious and be patient and gentle.

There was no confession on the forum. My theory is that "Kim" falsified a confession and got me booted off his friend's list.

Fair play. I was bested.

>>281573
he mad

>>281574
Eh. I got what I did. All good bro.

>>281573
Wait, so you were Savannah.Chandler75? Because I posted >>280773 and I found "Savannah"'s facebook through a Mechanicsville christian youth society that she was a member of and posted in. Also, the account has been available since 2011, and it has been confirmed that she lives in Mechanicsville, so I am confused as fuck.

>>281572
This right here.

>>281578
No. The Savannah account that added Chris was a troll. Then someone posted the REAL Savannah account on here. Subsequently the troll account stole pictures from the real Savannah's account and added them to the troll account.

>>281581
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was me who posted the real Savannah account. Thanks for clarifying.

>>281573
No, that's just Chris being stupid.

He read the CWCki forums thread on the topic and assumed that "Savannah" was the one doing the posting. Ergo, a "confession". He's used phrases like "ratted themselves out" to describe cocks leaks before, nothing unusual there.

Nobody's trying to sabotage you, stay in character and try to pull yourself out. It's worth a shot, at least.

So Chris mentioned that he gave his half-brother something to give Savannah at Bob's funeral, which surprises me because I understood that Bob's family absent Barb and Chris were absent.

I feel bad for Chris, just give him Savannah's real Facebook page. facebook.com/savannah.chandler75

>>281589
Bit late for that. I attempted it, but what's done is done.

This was all last week, right?

Also, was the "bait" supposed to be that post he made on the 8th screaming at people to stop trying to friend him, or was it something else?

>>281596
The bait was the whole thing about the friendly manager and that he was unbanned.

He was trying to bait the trolls again with the same mall trick as last time.

>>281597

Was Chris even banned from the Fashion Square Mall, or did he make that up a part of the premise for his "prank?" I understood that he was tolerated as a mostly harmless nuisance/village idiot by security.

>>281606
I'm pretty sure he was banned at one point. He had several run-in with the jerkops or manajerks, or whatever. The problem with Chris is when provoked by authority he doesn't abide and be on his way, he makes a scene.

>>281606
No, that actually happened. Chris got fed up with the JULAAYfags that keep prank calling him and decided to give them a piece of his mind while he was at the mall. He got kicked out and the mall sent him a ban notification a few weeks later.

>>281611
Wait, so he had a fit of tard-rage on the phone at the mall and he got the boot?

News to me.

>>281545
Anna is radical to the MAX!

>>281611

I knew that he screamed into his cell in public and ran from mall security afterwards, but I didn't know about him being served a ban notice.

Shame that it happened so quietly. I was hoping that the mall would post mugshots with a "Do not admit this man/woman" order beneath.

>>281620
HI A-LOG

>>281620
It wasn't quiet at all.

It was late last april. Chris posted a facebook status claiming that he was going to be at the mall every saturday hunting for a girlfriend again. A few days later he revealed that he'd been lying about that, and he seemed really proud of the fact that he'd done something retarded and his trolls hadn't immediately found out.

>>281630

I meant "quiet" as in the ban, not the events surrounding it. Like, it would have been amusing if a FA captured a photo notices on billboards warning security about Chris being a banned pest.

I wonder where he's been going, if he really has been walking around like he claimed in the conversations with "Savannah." He can't just be bouncing between McDonald's restaurants.

>>281545
tits're lookin noice in this pic

>>281538

>Actually, that recent post of mine is bait for the Trolls;

Which post was that do you think, the one about him being let back into the mall? Wouldn't be the first time he's done that.

>>281573

All your screengrabs have been posted on the cwcki forum, that will have been enough to out you and probably the "confession" that Chris is talking about.

I posted them with full knowledge they'd be posted there. I gave up.

>>281645

I know, just saying Chris saw them probably thinking they were posted there by you, it wasn't that someone else make a fake confession.

>>281563
It's also creepy to impersonate a preteen girl to extract info about a family member online.

wait what the ween just happened here

What "preteen" girl got impersonated? Isn't the real Savannah well into her teens?

>>281897
She's about 16 or 17.

>>281900
Caseys type. Someone give him her number.

>>281912
Nah, too old.

certainly