This seems like a stupid publicity stunt.

chunks my baby
http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/42813611.html

>>281689
She's probably pulling a Charlie Sheen.

this retarded alien creature had its 15 minutes, i wish it would fuck off and die already

>>281732
Losing her job and calling it winning? Tiger Blood

>>281781
When you get 100 million dollar settlement getting fired isn't that bad

Sounds like the Jesuits are up to their old tricks again.

  XD

33 minutes of Tila Tequila sperging about jesuits or something? Quit after 1 minute, too bored.

Obvious stimulant abuse. Cocaine is my best bet. Keeps her skinny, gives her pep, turns her into a raving lunatic.

>>281904
smoking rocks, more likely. she doesn't have any money.

>>281969
Bath salts or as they call it on the streets since it's gone illegal "disco".

This bitch and I were born on the same day.

I'm mortified whenever I see her.

I would like to be her whiteknight for the sole purpose of getting Tequila china.

I once furiously masturbated to her sex tape.

True story.

>>281976
Don't put your dick in crazy

>>281981
To be fair, masturbating to porn of somebody crazy is like safe crazy sex. I think we should promote and encourage this alternative to physical sexual intimacy with crazy.

She could be right.

Never mind. She's fucking lost it.

On March 7, 2012, it was reported that Nguyen has agreed to check into rehab after having reportedly "almost died" from an attempted suicide by overdosing on pills. The incident caused her to be hospitalized from a brain aneurysm.[57][58] Nguyen completed her rehab treatment on April 5, 2012.[59] Upon completing her treatment, Nguyen opened up about her near-death experience to US Weekly stating "I can remember feeling like the bones were popping out the side of my head [because] the pain was so bad. I took some medications and tried to go for a nap, but when I woke up I was vomiting. I really thought I was going to die."[60]
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So, yeah, she's genuinely nuts, it's not a stunt.

>>281980

>jenga jerks it to real-life lolcows

why am i not surprised

>>282079
It was a lesbian threeway with an asian woman!

I'M NOT MADE OF STONE!

>>282081
Did she yell Julayyy?

>>282081
I've never understood the mindset that allows a guy to get off on lesbian porn. It's the same mindset of yaoi fangirls.

By definitions, the people involved are repulsed by your very gender. You can't even pretend one of the participants is you, because your parts don't match. It puts you in the same place as the drunk douche at frat parties with the sideways hat who sees two drunk chicks making out and goes "YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH!" while throwing up retarded gang signs and sticking his tongue out, as if he was in any way a part of it or facilitated it.

It's like, if the high school football star was getting it on with the prom queen, you're fantasizing about being his creepy little brother watching from his closet and jerking off. Sad.

>>282099
Some are bisexual, so you could be involved.

>>282099
Cause watching 2 girls together is really hot.

>>282125
Because inside I'm actually a lesbian cismale trapped inside of a hetero cismale's body.

You don't know the discrimination I face. Check your fucking privilege.

>>282099
Are you a eunuch? Serious question.

UDDAS

>>282212

Tila talks about being ween trolled

>>282212
If I was, wouldn't that make me MORE likely to enjoy porn where the only participants I can imagine myself to be don't have testicles?

>>282467
Well I'm told you can sometimes still get erections, but your dick shrinks a bit and you get fat.

tila framed shawne merriman, killed junior seau, made ladanian tomlinson retire.

chorgorors gonna chorg.

>>282538

I can Chief to that.

RON PAUL

I'll protect her.

>>282779
Are you kidding? She looks like an alien.

I got some Tila cocks, I guess. I feel about as ween as the Gail fagcutters.

>>Remembers Tila Tequila
>>WTF, we extract cocks from her now?

>>282807
When I saw this, I didn't even care about the possibility of trolling her. I just momentarily became excited about the prospect of so easily being able to contact a "celebrity".

Then it immediately occurred to me she barely counts as a celebrity. She's a reality tv star widely despised for being a vapid slut. Who the fuck cares about Tila Tequila?

I'd kind of like to ask what Billy Corgan was like.

fighting the illuminati on her blog http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/72976764.html

>AND THE ONY WEAPON I HAVE TO GO TO WAR WITH YOU
>FUCKS ARE MY NATURAL SUPER HUMAN ABILITIES AS WELL.

>AND THIS CERTIFICATE YOU SEE IN MY VIDEO IS IN FACT, A 100% REAL AUTHENTIC MASON MEMBER CERTIFICATE OF THE “GRAND MASTER” THE HIGHEST ORDER!

A female mason? Good one Tila!

>>282874
>That unnatural face
Tila confirmed for reptilian disinfo agent

>>282991
Close.

>>282989

There have been female masons. Not many, but they exist.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doneraile

>There are only a few reported cases of women becoming Freemasons but one exception occurred in 18th century Doneraile. Elizabeth Aldworth (born St. Leger), was reported to have surreptitiously viewed the proceedings of a Lodge meeting held at Doneraile House—the private house of her father, first Viscount Doneraile. Upon discovering the breach of their secrecy, the Lodge resolved to admit and obligate her, and thereafter she proudly appeared in public in Masonic clothing.

>THE TRUE HISTORY OF THE NATIVE AFRICAN AMERICAN PEOPLE

>native African American

What?

>>283010

There are black Seminoles...

But I don't think that is what she's referring to.

Haha, an E! star as a lolcow