He'll be back to bitching about Snyder/Game Place in due time.

Inb4 ebin ween.

Homor, it's a public status on his facebook.

godnite swet prents

>>282087
Give him him three days to do that.

I think Chris honestly does have those sentiments, but is at the same time so thin skinned that any insult to him drives him right back into "war mode"

He doesn't need to apologize to the trolls, he needs to apologize to Snyder, and all the people at the various businesses he's made scenes at. Most recently for those threats he made.

He's right about one thing though, Chris isn't funny anymore. All his facebook stuff is depressingly boring.

Tell me.

Should I make a backup of the CWCki?

>>282116
Why would you? You seriously think Cogs, out of all the stuff Chris has done, is going to take down the CWCki over this?

>>282098
I think it's more likely that he thinks this will get the trolls to leave him alone.

Isn't this what Chris normally do? he apologizes and he expects something in return.
We've seen this.
It would be nice for it to be sincere but it is very out of character.

Chris wants the trolls to forgive him? For what? Chris might still believe that he's indirectly responsible for the death of Ryan Cash, but the only people Chris has really hurt are Michael Snyder and Megan, both of whom he still hates.

Since this is a Sunday, I'm guessing that this is Rocky's idea from church services today more than Chris'. Or maybe there was a sermon about forgiveness and on the ride home, Barb must have said something like "Perhaps you should "forgive" your trolls too and be more Christ-like, Chris?"

Remember when Chris cast his "blessings" to counterract all of the curse-ye-ka-me-haas he has made, and then less than a few weeks later, he started posting videos of him acting like he's got all of the trolls by the shorthairs and blackmailing them lest he outs their docs?

Now, he's begging us dang dirty trolls to desist and disband, knowing full well that we're still here and we're not going away. And he thinks that invoking GodBear is going to add extra intimidation to his argument.

No Chris. We're not gullible dumbasses like you. We're not falling for this. We know you're a wrath-filled ball of spite and hate to the core and that you'll never, ever change. You're not fooling anyone.

>>282139
HI A-LOG

>>282135
>Chris finally does what the A-logs have been claiming they've been wanting him to do for years now
>LOL MANCHILD WANTS US TO FORGIVE HIM? I HATE HIM WITH THE PASSION OF 1000 SUNS

Nothing new, really. Chris has several times given insincere apologies if he thought it would get him what he wanted. And he is insincere or why the demand ("it seriously needs to stop now") or the focus on how bad trolling has made him feel? Chris' piety is also strictly convenience-based.

>>282139

>>282147
> It's not being A-loggy to see right through such bullshit.

Oh yes it is.

>>282144

Chris pulls shit like this when he wants something. It isn't the first time he's done this. This is either his way of acting like the Black Knight from the Monty Python movie ("All right.....we'll call it a draw.") or someone is putting him up to it. It's not being A-loggy to see through the bullshit.

Chris definitely wants something.

Nigga just really wants to keep his facebook private. Which, of course, is understandable really. The only problem is that each leaked page makes me choke on the a thousand cocks spewing out funny jizz into my gaping maw.

>>282135

It's too bad no one is really in direct contact with him. I wonder what was his thoughts on Dox'in Meg.

>I have for a long time been stricken and made beyond crestfallen by the repercussions of my actions and words. And great mockery and egging has befallen me for years now

How I hath missed thee.

>>282083
And all the A-Logs cried "NEVER!!"

  >>282144
Ha ha, I love that the whole 'I HATE CHRIS WITH THE PASSION OF A 1000 SUNS!' has become a sort of meme on /cwc/.

I love that video. It's like a horrible, hilarious parody of the sort of people who make those kind of videos.

Haha! Look at My Little Chrissy: Failing is Magic, thinking that pathetic apology will absolve him of his horrible crimes against humanity. What about the people whose lives he RUINED by giving spastic people a bad fucking name? What about Pokemon fans, MLP fans, and Sonic fans, whose fandoms were ruined by his putrid stink? What about that time he ran over a snake and talks about how he hates homosexuals? What a fucking shit. Forgive Chris and you might as well forgive Hitler.s

>>282166
HI A-LOG!

It seems just like another one of Chris' "apologies" where he says sorry about everything and then demands that people do something for him.

He'll probably be posting another angry update about the dang dirty trolls once it doesn't work.

>>282209
Yeah, because Chris sure has been vocal recently, hasn't he? Hoo boy, it's a golden age of Chris-chan cocks, right now.

>>282155
Kim is still in contact with him. I'm surprised he hasn't figured out she's a troll when everyone else has.

Hey Chris.

Want to NOT sound like a weirdo?

Try avoid using words like "crestfallen". Normal people don't say words like that in normal conversation.

Does anyone else feel a bit on edge that the post has no random capital letters?

Chris has rarely made a legit apology, and he has no reason for apologizing than a ditch effort for us to leave him alone. After all, Facebook is his last internet presence that hasn't been monitored by the trolls until lately.

>>282324
Well there is the dating profile which we have no information on yet (At least any public information).

>>282313

I'd say there's about 99% probability that Chris learned the word "crestfallen" from AMERICAN DAD, from one of the all-time greatest quotes from the show.

“Smith! Why so glum? The C in CIA doesn't stand for crestfallen! But what if it stood for cat?” Avery Bullock (Patrick Stewart)

>>282313
That kind of thing is actually an spastic trait:
>Abnormalities include verbosity; abrupt transitions; literal interpretations and miscomprehension of nuance; use of metaphor meaningful only to the speaker; auditory perception deficits; unusually pedantic, formal or idiosyncratic speech; and oddities in loudness, pitch, intonation, prosody, and rhythm.
http://www.spasm-help.org/aspergers-characteristics-signs.htm

>>282313
HI CRAP VOCABULARY-LOG!

>>282349
You don't have to tell me twice! But during the Stone Age...!

This kind of reminds me of Chris' FUTURE MESSAGE. He should do another one of those.

>>282144
I don't hate Chris; I just take delight in his suffering.

>>282495
We all do to some degree and anyone who disagrees is a lair.

>>282500
I mean suffer, not hate. I can't hate someone who entertains me. But a big part of the entertainment is seeing him failing.

>>282500
But ...I really don't. I just find him endlessly fascinating in a holocaust or Mets Yeghern sort of way.

>>282505
I corrected myself. I didn't mean hate, I meant suffer.

i, myself, truly as well as honestly, ACCEPT that apology.

i feel bad for those who cannot do the same.

then again, i'm not bothering for a second to delete anything about him. i might make the effort if he quit being a tomgirl.

>>282513
What are you an idiot? He has no reason to apologize to you or us. You're accepting an apology that has no relation to you. He hasn't done anything to wrong you... unless your A-Log and thinks he's burdening society.

If patting yourself on the pack for being the bigger man makes you feel good, than have at it.

>>282522
he personally wronged me. years ago. i accept the apology.

You won't get away that easily you pathetic sack of shit. You're going to be trolled until the day you die, and there's nothing a manbaby like you can do about it. You made your grave, now lie in it.

Chris would probably come back if we took down the cwcki for a couple of months. Is that really so hard to do?

>>282577
I don't think he would. Nothing could bring him back at this point since the habit of making videos for the internet has long since been broken and we know that he isn't the most motivated person out there.

It is funny and kinda sad to think back about it being said that the microwave pizza video would be his last...

>>282348

spasm-help.org, eh?

>>282348
See, I wish they would use more signs. Many of these sound like some kid trying to be smart by being needlessly wordy and taking common expressions literally.

Okay, everyone, you have to stop visiting 789chan and allow Seanie to delete the board and burn his hard disc and assist in the dismantling of the CWCki and never upload parody images of CWC or his creations ever again.

He's apologized, and if you don't agree to his terms, it makes you a double A-Log "Eyebrows" Stiles.

>>282625
More importantly Snider better let him back in the Game Place!

>chris thread

absolutelydisgusting.jpg

>>282635

Does he want to get back into The (former) Game Place just so he can once again be Pokémon gym leader to a bunch of 10-year olds? Does he not realize that he's over 30 and he's beyond the age where parents won't ask serious questions about the purity of his intentions? Especially when he's a man with serious gender identity issues. Plus, instead of snapping at kids half his age when he loses, it's now more like kids a third of his age.

fake and gay, op sucks a million dicks.

Anybody have that new photo of him with the curly hair?

>>282722
Chris with his Benjamin Franklin 'do is the subject of this thread: http://789chan.org/cwc/res/282042.html

Good god, he's as spastic as ever. You can definitely tell he's near his breaking point, I think we'll see a new video on cwcvilleguardian by november. The only thing stopping him is his last brain cell, struggling to be heard. Then again, maybe we're all just playing America's favorite game: Kick the spastic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRvoNe8_584

Now there's no doubt Chris is much more advanced and wise being than Mr. Robert Wayne Stiles. Maybe it came with age tho.

>>282751
Nope. That LBP racing game comes out in November, so he'll spend all month playing that

>>282751
So are you using the 9/11 video as an argument as to why Chris is a horrible person?

Wow. I watched Chris turn into a Tomgirl and actually keep his word when threatening to stop making sonichu. But I never thought he would go full 180 and actually decide that not only he doesn't want to be famous anymore, but indeed apologized for wrongdoings without the hope for direct reward or material gain. Maybe he's actually on the road to growing up.

Good, because he needs something to sodomize his time with until he caves and goes back on youtube next month.

>>282163
The perfect contradiction for weenfags who hate dat Chrissy
>spergs about Chris not being employed and relying on welfare
>makes ED pages and Cwcki, eliminating any possible chance of him finding work

>>282798
But to be honest, he doesn't have the initiative to go out and find a job. He would rather to get his Tugboat.

Why doesn't he apologize to Snyder and the others he's dragged into his shit? Without yelling jesuit at the end, of course.

>>282798
Job searches generally only check for criminal backgrounds...which Chris has at the moment, but it will be very minor once he's done with his sentence.

>>282837
Because he's not asking to be let back into the game place. He's asking that his trolls stop trolling him.

>>282837
Probably becasue he doesn't really mean anything by his apology. Chris hasn't wronged us, and he knows it. This reeks of an effort on Chris's part to appease the trolls and leave his one and only corner on the internet out of public eye's.

How many times have we seen these apologies over the years? I wish we could have a total count of how many times chris has apologized for something in an attempt to get the trolls off his back.

He's only fooling himself as usual. He can't undo the past anymore than his imaginary Godbear can. Besides, he goes right back to blaming everyone else for his problems and failures in life, so he's only wasting his own time by thinking he has any sort of positive impact on his trolls. As I said, how many times has he attempted a peace offering only to serve himself?

Nothing will ever change who he is. Been proven time and again. Always will.

Sure is CWCki Forums in here.

>>282845
Chris doesn't want to believe that the reason for the trolling was that he is/was such a hilarious character. Instead he's always thought it was because he was "misunderstood and mislabeled," which sometimes was his fault, and the trolls mocked and hated him as a result.

In reality, he has nothing to apologize for, besides for not providing more videos, of course. Get back to it, Chris.

Why can't anyone say anything bad about Chris without a chorus of A-Log accusations on SURE IS CWCKI IN HERE posts?

>>282954
Because it's an easy shot. Like most chans, many users come here to fuck around with other users. Like many chans, it's come to an annoying level.

>>282954
HI A-LOG!

>>282958
HI A-LOG

/cwc/ - the cult of A-Log.

>>282999
HI A-LOG!

I love it how "a-logging" has become a legit term here, although beaten to death.

>>283007
Are you new here?

It's almost like the good folk of CWCki forums have wandered onto /cwc/, desperately trying to insist that the whole 'HI A-LOG' thing has been spammed so many times that it's become meaningless, so as to reduce its effectiveness as a very accurate description of their behavior.

>>282936
>Instead he's always thought it was because he was "misunderstood and mislabeled," which sometimes was his fault, and the trolls mocked and hated him as a result.
>hated
>I HATE CHRIS WITH THE PASSION OF A THOUSAND MISUNDERSTANDINGS AND MISLABELINGS

>>283114
Nah, the fine members of /cwc/ has already done that.

>>283159
HI CHAMPTHOM

>>283114
It's a CWCluminati conspiracy!

>>283247
HI A-LOG

rip chris

oh wait, he'll resume his shit in a minute

>>283389
Maybe he'll take a minute to write a shit resume.