HI A-LOG!

  >“Well,” she says seductively, pushing him onto the seat and kneeling in front of his legs, “Why don't I start off with a little foreplay of my own!” ending her sentence with a sensual licking of her lips.

>“Oh, I see where you're heading towards!” he says slyly. “But remember, no biting me in the neck; Enchantra told you that you can't!”

>“Don't worry, sugar,” she says as she feels his erection from the bulge in his jeans. “Vivi always keeps her promises; especially to friends!”

>After caressing his bulge, she then unzips his pants to release his six-inch monster. She is amazed to see it still this big after a year. “I see your little friend hasn't shrunk an inch since I last saw him!”

>“He keeps getting bigger and bigger when he senses a babe like you!” he says.

>“Mmmm, it's been a while since I had a taste of this sucker,” she said erotically as she begins to dig in by engulfing her mouth all over his erect cock, thus bringing them to fellatio. Her mouth takes in every inch of his six-inch wonder tool and sucks him off with much delight.

>A-Log manages to suck some air and moan himself in satisfaction as he feels how warm her mouth is as it's wrapped around his cock. He can still remember how well she sucked him off the year before, and he's glad to be getting an encore. Below him, Vivi continues to bob her head back and forth, getting all of his length in her succulent mouth, all the while coating it with her saliva and wrapping it with her tongue.

>“Shit, Vivi...” he says as he's being sucked off. “I almost forgot how good you were at this sort of thing!”

>“Sugar,” she says stopping the BJ for a moment, “What makes you expect my customers to come back for more?” She then resumes the blowjob, making sure his dick remains hard throughout this procedure. Her mammoth mammaries also heave up and down as she continues sucking him off. He glances downward to notice this, and cannot wait to play with those titties again.

>“Vivi...” he says. “Once you're done sucking me off, I want to fuck those sweet jugs again!”

>She stops for a moment and says, with an erotic tone, “Oh, you don't have to wait for long, sugar!”

>“Why's that?”

>“Well,” she says as she takes off her black, skin tight shirt, exposing her large breasts, “Let's say that these babies have been dying to meet your little friend again!”

>“You've read my mind!” he gleefully says as Vivi places his cock in between her soft, spacious cleavage, and gives them a playful squeeze.

>“Ah yeah, baby!” she says with eroticism in her tone. “Reunited and it feels so fucking good!” With that, she massages his large dick in between her mammoth pumpkins. With every movement of her hands moving her boobs from their underside, she can feel how warm his dick is getting as it's being massaged by her vampire tits. She also resumes the blowjob by sucking on the head as she lets her mammaries pleasure his cock to no end.

>“You miss this, don't you sugar?” she asked in a teasing tone.

>“Of course!” he says as he breathes lowly in pleasure. “Those tits have been driving me crazy since that last time I fucked them!”

>“Then I know how much you'll enjoy them after I fix that hair of yours!” she says erotically as she keeps massaging his dick in between her boobs. She can feel his cock getting warmer and warmer, indicating that he is about to burst. She had let him cum on her the last time they did this, but she decides to basic give it at least one more squeeze and finish off the titty-fuck.

>“Don't want me to end early, eh?” he says slyly.

>>285953
>“I just figured that you need to finish off in a more... traditional fashion!” she says seductively as she stands up and proceeds to take off her skin tight pants, leaving herself naked.

>“I think I know where this is going...” he says. “How do you propose we start this off?”

>“Why not let me do the work for know?” she says seductively. “You're pretty much sitting down anyway, so this is the ultimate win-win!” She starts to get on top of his lap and grabs his erect penis from below and proceeds to slowly insert it into her wet pussy. As her pussy takes it in, inch by inch, she moans in satisfaction that she has this marvelous foxdick enter her body once again.

>“Oh God it feels so good to have that dick in me again!” she says erotically.

>“I feel even better that I'm having this much fun again!” he says in agreement. “Shall we?”

>“Let's do it!” she says as she slowly grinds her hips onto his, feeling every inch of his foxdick. She starts slow, but gyrates faster once she gets the rhythm and flow of it all. Not to mention turning A-Log on with her exposed tits in the process. Each time her boobs go up and down in front of his face, he wants to take a taste of good old fashioned vampire tits! But he isn't sure of that yet since his hands are currently placed on her ass, helping her move up and down on his crotch.

>“Oh shit, Vivi...” he says in ecstasy. “That pussy still feels good after a year!”

>“Sugar, it's always ready for you!” she says with erotic joy. “Now give Vivi some love on her titties!”

>“Can do!” he says as he joyfully suckles on each respective boob, all the while, still thrusting himself upward into her pussy. His balls slapping the underside of her ass with each and every thrust from down below. That, combined with him sucking on her tits, drove Vivi into an erotic hysteria. For Vivi, this would be the only stake she would have inserted into her body.

>“A-Log!” she screamed in joy. “I'm gonna cum! I'm gonna cum all over that hot foxdick!”

>“Coat my dick with that womanly cum, baby!” he says as he keeps pumping himself into her. “I'll even speed it up for you!”

>He pumps upward into her several times until she screams out in pleasure as she cums all over his erect penis. As her orgasm subsides, she gyrates herself onto his hips a few more times as she catches her breath.

>“Did that feel good, Vivi?” he asks, as he feels her pussy relaxing onto his dick.

>“Damn straight, baby!” she said. “But I'm still surprised that you let me cum first. Normally you'd be the one to finish this off out of the two of us.”

>“I still have enough for at least another go!” he says with pride. “But do you mind if we change settings?” he says with concern, “What I have in mind won't be supported by this barber's chair.”

>“Oh?” Vivi asked in a confused tone. “What do you have in mind?”

>He whispers his response to her ear, and from he said, she gives off a broad smile. “Oh, you want it over there, huh?” A-Log nods. She continues by saying, “You know that I won't see myself in that thing. I'm sure you know of the vampire myth?”

>“I know, but it's still fun to see what's in front of me regardless,” he says with pride. He then picks her up as if he's carrying her over the threshold and gets himself up off of the barber's chair. He then carries her over to another part of the salon where her mirrors and shaving equipment are held on the table. He motions her to release her arms around his neck and sets herself on her feet again.

>“Now sugar,” she says, “You sure you want to finish with this before I fix you up?”

>“You know what I want, Vivi,” he says with joy, “And you know I always like the view! Now bend over baby, and let me see that fine ass of yours!”

>Giggling to herself, she turns away from him and bends over on the table, letting her arms rest onto the area where the mirror is. Once more, like his time with Vampirella, he cannot see Vivi's reflection in the mirror, just his own. But he doesn't care about that; he cares about giving Vivi a good time before he gets his hair done.

>“Ready, Vivi?” he asks, as he slaps his erect cock onto her ass cheeks.

>“Don't stall on me now!” she says erotically. “The faster we can fuck, the more time I can fix that hair of yours!”

>Without a second thought, A-Log slides his cock into her pussy and proceeds to fuck her doggy-style. He starts off slow to get into the rhythm, but he goes faster and faster as he feels her pussy tightening his cock like a vice. Vivi's moans and groans fill the salon as she takes in every single inch of his erect penis. Her pussy tightens with each thrust she feels from A-Log. Her tongue hangs out from her mouth as she grabs a handful of her ass to drive him deeper.

>“Yeah, Vivi...” A-Log says, “Work that ass for me, vampire girl! Work that sexy ass!”

>She does as she's told and moves her hips to met with his, her ass jiggling with every ounce of contact between the two. The table shakes during the lovemaking, as does several of the equipment made for creating different hairstyles. Her larges breasts are resting on the table, but still jiggles with every thrust from her mortal lover. She is still thankful for the fucking she had with him the year before, and she hasn't regretted this little “encore” performance.

>“Give it to me, baby!” Vivi screams erotically. “Drive that stake into my pussy! Drive me batty, sugar! Drive me batty!”

>“I bet you say that to all the guys you meet!” he says jokingly as he continues to fuck her from behind.

>As he keeps fucking her doggy-style, he can feel his dick twitching inside her tight pussy. As her pussy tightens around his fat cock around like a vice, he can feel like he's about to blow his load at any given moment. And speaking of which...

>“I'm gonna cum!” he shouts out loud.

>“Cum anywhere you like, sugar!” she says erotically. “I want that white stuff all over me!”

>After several more thrusts, he pulls out and strokes himself off onto her ass. He then proceeds to shoot several dollops of cum all over her round ass and her lower back. This comes as a surprise to Vivi, as she recalls him unloading himself all over her tits then her ass. She asks, “Anthony sweetie, why did you unload on my ass? Usually you prefer to blast one of my lovely tits, but what for?”

>As he continues unloading his load, he says, “I came on your tits last time. I decided to shoot in a different direction for once. Can't ignore an ass like that, can't I?”

>Knowing he has a point, she allows him to continue cumming on her ass until he stops. Smiling towards him, she says, “Either way, it feels nice to be fucked by you again!”

>“Same here,” he says as he helps her stand up and kisses her on the lips. “Now, about that haircut?”

>“Don't worry, sugar,” she says with a smile, “We'll get to it as long as we clean ourselves up a bit! I like to show you a new shower and sauna room I've installed for the salon from the last time you were here!”

>“Alright!” he says with glee. “Once we'll clean ourselves off, we'll get to work. Enchantra will love to take a gander at my new look for the party!”

>As they gather their clothes, the walk over to the shower and sauna area to clean themselves up before the haircut. Vivi smiles over to him, knowing how good of a fuck she can always have with a fox like him. She can't wait to see what he has the next time he comes to her salon.

>End Trick #18

>With the voices of:
>1.Anthony LoGatto: Himself
>2.June Brown: Vivi

>Vivi is © Readysoft Interactive, 2011-2012.

Holy crap. More A-Log Halloween foxdickings. I honestly thought that we'd never see any more shit like this, what with all the mockery A-Log got for it.

Just like Chris, he learned nothing.

>>285953
>six-inch wonder tool
Oh A-Log...

jesus i can't believe it's been a whole year of a-log shittery

WWOEC? Isnt that the wrestling forum?

...So thats where he posts these fuck-fics?

Anywho.. Is this something a normal "fan" of his would know about? Have been trying to get him to talk to me but he only really likes being praised and its tough when he never puts out any new cocks through the usual channels.

He said "sugar" 13 fucking times in this. I don't even know where to begin.

>>285954
>Once more, like his time with Vampirella, he cannot see Vivi's reflection in the mirror, just his own. But he doesn't care about that; he cares about giving Vivi a good time before he gets his hair done.

I just want to point out that A-Log is apparently getting off on the idea of watching his own reflection. Just the sight of his own flabby naked body, humping the air.

>>285972
its probably how he jerks off irl too bro

>>285969
WWOEC is a cartoon porn forum that A-Log visits daily. The name stands for Wide World Of Erotic Cartoons or something. It has its own page on ED and A-Log is mentioned in that article as well.

>>285973
I can picture A-Log all on his own standing in front of a mirror, humping the air, pretending to be having sex with a vampire while his mother and sister look at the floor in the background, embarrassed beyond belief.

WWOEC is one of the darker side of the internet's most infamous hugboxes.

>>285976
Oh, and one of the longer running ones, too.

>>285970
Yet he only said 'foxdick' three times. I'm kinda disappointed.

Why is he still doing this? Seriously, why? For a man so ridiculously paranoid about being trolled, A-Log doesn't seem able to grasp that the simplest way not to be trolled is not to do shit like this.

>All of these chapters will have a Halloween theme with a side of horror as well.
>side of horror
understatement of the year.

>Besides, who doesn't want to see actual Vamps getting it on?

See, this line has always bothered me. It just comes out of nowhere, doesn't fit with the rest of the sentence, and is awkwardly phrased. What is the "besides" part in reference to? Besides what? When did the subject of "actual vamps" come up? Why does it have to specify "actual" vamps?

Fucking Loggin' ass Anthony.

>>285990
sorry to hear about your 'tism, homor

>>285981
Who knows? Does it even get him any attention? Maybe it makes him feel important. I've always kinda thought that fanfic writers were viewed as the lessers of the fandom world, the ones who can't draw and try to validate their perversion and/or make themselves feel important by writing stories, even if nobody reads them.

What's even stranger is the self-insert aspect. I guess if he were writing in character stories with characters from the show, there is the potential that same-gender readers might enjoy it. But, do other males really want to read self-insertion porn involving another male when they are constantly reminded that the writer almost certainly fapped after writing each and every scene? I always thought the point of written smut was for the reader to become one with the story or to share a mutual fantasy with the author, both of which are difficult when the author forcibly butts his way into the reader's mind whenever possible.

>>285992
i dont think a-log would know what to do with himself if he didn't continue to waste his time in this manner. it's easy mode for him to write shitty fanfiction rather than work on new stand-up material or something that is more constructive. at least that's the impression i get.

>>285974
Oh. So its not something a normal person would know about then, really.

Darn. I was hoping I could at least use this to build some rapport with him.

YES

I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR FOR THIS

It's really been a year? Time flies when you're troll shielding.

>>285998
I think you're right. If A-Log wasn't sitting on his fat ass writing furry fapfics, he might have to face the reality of going out, getting a job and paying his own way in the world like an actual adult, rather than living rent-free with his mom at the age of almost 30.

>>285981
>>285998
And then of course there's the fact that A-Log is a lolcow. This sort of thing is a part of who he is. He won't stop because he doesn't see anything wrong with it. Even now he still can't figure out why people would make fun of him for his fapfiction.

He'll keep doing embarrassing shit like this until the day he dies.

Oh boy, after all this time... Time to fap.

So Logattopedia is gone now? How will the internet ever get by without it?!

wonder how the ol' logatto residence is holding up
SI was in the middle of the storm so its possible its been completely OBLIVERATEed, & Alog is scrounging around for food & shelter at this very moment

>>286071
Nope, while his neighbors are struggling to find where their houses floated to, he's shitting his pants and sperging about WWE on youtube.

>>285953
>she begins to dig in by engulfing her mouth all over his erect cock, thus bringing them to fellatio.

>he wants to take a taste of good old fashioned vampire tits

god damn it, a-log

>>286072
The LoGatto household has apparently had two blackouts if A-Log's posts on WWOEC are anything to go by.

>>286071
I've got quite an amusing mental image now of A-Log flying around in the air like one of those cows in Twister.

>six-inch monster
>She is amazed to see it still this big after a year.
>big

Oh, A-log. Never change.

>>286157
>She is amazed to see it still this big after a year.
This whole sentence confuses me. Is A-Log under the impression that penises shrink as you get older or something?

I mean, there was that call where he talked about changing his grandpa's diapers and was pleased to see that the old man's dick was smaller than his, but I just... Is that where he got that idea?

>>286159

>changing his grandpa's diapers and was pleased to see that the old man's dick was smaller than his

what the actual fuck

>>286159

Actually, as a man gets into old age, his penis shrinks and his testicles lengthen. Still, A-Log is one weird fuck.

>>286159
I have heard that they do actually get smaller as we age. I herd about it many years ago on that MTV Dr Drew/Adam Corolla relationship/dating advice show. But I never checked to see if it is true or not, just assumed Dr. Drew knew what he was talking about.

>>286159
Yeah, it seems like he actually believes that happens as you age. You can tell by how vaguely he describes each act that he has a very simple-minded idea of sex, when he could have at least taken the time to educate himself after all these years.

>>286164
Oh, oops. I always thought that it just appears smaller due to weight gain, but I'm wrong. It can actually shrink in size by age 60-70. How 'bout that...

>>286171

Perhaps it's nature's sign to stop fucking?

  >>286162
Skip to 7:25

>>286195
That video is tainted by ween.

>>286198
True, but regardless, the actual A-Log cocks is pretty funny. I love hearing A-Log trying to understand racism. He's so hilariously unaware.

>>286167
A-Log is a virgin, of course he's going to be sketchy on the details. He has no frame of reference to draw from.

>>286204
Sure, but I think the best explanation is that these are unashamedly a way for A-Log to get off. He puts as much effort into them as is needed for him to achieve orgasm. If he really just loved writing as an art and using his words to make others happy, he'd probably aspire to be some sort of a legit writer in addition to his pornographic exploits. Why he still posts them publicly, as has been stated before, is somewhat baffling.

God, this stories are a perfect way to kill a boner.

>>286248
im sure there are plenty of idiots who this kind of writing appeals to but what's more puzzling is the self-insert shit and the focus on the six inch foxdick. but then again he publishes this stuff as self-stroking (pun intended) ego fodder so it doesn't really seem that surprising.

>>286358
As a guy who tries to write decent, coherent stories, to master the craft, the general lazyness, non-existent self-criticism, and lack of discipline of the fanfic writers is appaling.

>>286358
I actually find it kind of funny that even on WWOEC, where all sorts of poorly drawn, badly written smut is lapped up all too eagerly by sad and desperate perverts, nobody actually gives a fuck about A-Log's stories.

He literally had to beg other WWOEC members to read them.

>>286248
>Why he still posts them publicly, as has been stated before, is somewhat baffling.

Perhaps this is some sort of weird exhibitionist kink on A-Log's part? Perhaps he posts his stories publicly because he gets some sort of perverse thrill from people seeing it?

Or, perhaps, it's an attempt at seeking validation. A-Log might be a virginal manchild rapidly approaching 30 and living with his mother, but by posting these stories, he can live vicariously through them and say, "Look! I'm normal! I have sex (in my stories)! I know about sex! I'm not a loser!"

>>286358
Oh, no, of course there are many people who read fapfics. But, as you point out, blatant self-insert seems like it would ruin any appeal for the reader.

>>286412
I think he also lives under the delusion that other people out there regularly read and enjoy them.

>>286524
said it better and more succinctly than my original post. cheers bud.

  Juicy A-Log cocks!

>>286897

Kind of sad how he sounds desperate for friendship and tries to continue talking to him even through his ween.

>>286897
Jesus Christ. What a douchebag. I know he's putting on a voice and persona which is stupid and overdone enough in and of itself, but you just know he's acting so smug because he thinks he's so cool trolling and outwitting A-Log. And that stinger at the end? "Fucking homosexual deviant." Yeah, he sure showed A-Log, not to mention how much better his epic rants are compared to that cartoon-fucking freak.

Then the guy at the end with the BillyMC voice... That was just too much. Perfect example of A-Logging A-Log.

>>286901

Not really, He won't accept random invites on things. He's more paranoid than anything.

>>286908
It makes one wonder how these weensters were able to get him on a Skype chat. They must've had gone to great lengths to gain A-Log's trust, and for this. Probably the lamest lolcow call that isn't just someone recording themselves shouting JULAY.

>>286913

Well, technically, one of them DID shout julaay in the beginning of the call.

>>286906

I'm not saying you're wrong, but it's literally exactly the same as all of the Clyde Cash and friends calls.

>>286929
I thought that was A-Log shouting JULAAAAY.

>>286929
True, but there was more to it than just Julay shouting and then hanging up and posting it on YouTube. With that said, I'm not sure why they even bothered with this call at all! They don't even try to get anything out of A-Log. It's just massive ego stroking on this douche's part.

>>286931
No, that was the spergy mongoloid who speaks really loud at the end of the call.

Hey, is the Logattopedia down for anyone else, or do I need to flush my DNS resolver again?

>>286913
The guy with spasm voice at the end of the call I think was one of the people who tried to arrange something with Zyklon as a result of the TOTALLY EPIC A-Log cocks he collected, isn't he?

>>286933
It's annoying because they had a great opportunity to get some fresh A-Log cocks or just talk to A-Log and try to get him to explain a few things, so that /cwc/ could see how A-Log views the situation, but they just decided to fuck around and shout 'JULAAAAAY' and talk in 'kewl' voices.

>>287062
They don't want cocks. They just want to prove to the internet that they have the leet skills needed to outwit A-Log.

>>287071
That's really not saying much.

Chris-chan has the leet skills needed to outwit A-Log.

>>287116
That's what makes it all the more pathetic.

More blazingmosquito A-Log calls coming soon apparently.

Am I the only one who keeps thinking of Bueno Excellente when I see that picture of him?

>>287126
I hope it is a conversation between BillyMC voice guy and A-Log.

>>287152
Leave Billy out of this.

So, I just stopped by the A-Log ED page because I wanted a good laugh at those anime convention videos and look what I found.

They better be mirrored somewhere. They were hilarious.

>>288167
A-LOOOOOG!!

  >>288167
Don't worry, I have the convention videos saved. I'll be sure to mirror if they dissapear.
For now, wolfdork's youtube page still has them. Evidently, it's not bullying if the same video was uploaded by his friends.

>“A-Log!” she screamed in joy. “I'm gonna cum! I'm gonna cum all over that hot foxdick!”

>“I'm gonna cum!” he shouts out loud.

Hmmm...Where have I heard this phrase before?

I want to post that video of A-Log shouting "JULAAAY!" but it won't let me.

>>288470
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ve-lcD5TT4

>>287126
I'm actually kind of looking forward to this. I mean, it's not like it can be any worse than the last one, right?

Seems that Usako Man Z, one of A-Log's favorite artists on the WWOEC is being made to give up his illustrious e-career crudely drawing naked video game characters by his new girlfriend.

>>288931
A-Log responds.

>But hey, you've got someone special in your life...
>Forevera-log.jpg

>>288932
Maybe this is just me, but has anybody else noticed the odd, spastic way that A-Log talks, both in text and in real life?

Nine out of ten of his sentences seem to be constructed around concessional transitional phrases such as 'besides', 'but hey', 'at least', 'but still', even when he's not having to concede to anything. He just kind of uses those words as meaningless sentence filler.

>>288933
Homor mentioned that here >>285990

>>288933
That is common amongst even non-spergs. I think everyone kinda has a habit of various levels of severity of throwing in meaningless filler in their speech. Sorta akin to people who spam "like" or "ummmm" seven to eight times in their sentences.

>>288950
Yeah, but those people don't, like, tend to type out... ummmm... Like, they don't, like, even type out the words when they're, like, on the Internet, like.

>>288952
True, you got me there.

In fact, I tend to type way more formally than I usually talk.

  saw this, i wish someone could mash some of these with alog's impressions

>>285990
Homor, you shouldn't even be in this thread. A-Log is a college graduate and has a bachelor's degree. You dropped out of high school and do not have your GED.

Frankly, you're trollshielding (or A-Logging) with A-Log.

>>289425
Is there a way I can thumbs up or +1 this?

>>289425
Sometimes Homor does or says something respectable and my opinion of him improves a little bit, but without fail he'll unleash his inner sperg and remind everyone that he's just as bad, if not worse, than half the lolcows he posts about.

>>289425
>>289426
>>289651
The most blatant case of samefag I've ever seen. Are you the guy who chase Homor through all the threads telling him how much you hate him? You are totally not a sperg.

>>289665
I posted >>289425 only. Are you here to defend the (non-existent) honor of Homor, mod's pet?

Guys, quit being homosexual deviants.

Seriously, damn.

>>289685
Why do you always talk shit about lolcows even though you have just as many negative qualities? I mean, A-Log finished college. Chris-chan has a high school diploma. You have neither.

>>289685
You first homor

>>289685
Why do you always talk shit about lolcows when you have just as many negative qualities. A-Log talks about fapping to Jenny from that Teenage Robot show. You do too. A-Log has a bachelor's degree, and Chris-Chan has a high school diploma. You do not.

Why did you drop out of high school, anyway? Was it due to da STRESS?

lulz hey homer what's 2+2 equal lulz oh thet's right u flunked outta skool for being a tardbutt and u don't know lulz :DDD

>>289686
>>289688

Sorry about the double post! I had difficulty posting due to my internet connection. I can't delete the first one and I like the second post I made, so I'm keeping both.

>>289689
lolol he so dumB~!

People on /cwc/:
>Make fun of Chris-Chan for being a NEET
>Yell at people who make fun of Homor for being a NEET

This mod worship thing is killing /cwc/

I think it's for the best if i drop this trip for a little while.

>>289694
GET A FUCKING JOB JENGA