Wave of mutilation.

>>287026
Wave of perspiration.

The retardation is strong in these two.

So, the P-Virus is spreading. And it's going to be bigger than 4chan City.

I want a massive ponyfucker sucide, Jonestown style.

>>287060
You are aware there are some cheese conies on this board, right?
Why do you hate our joy so much?

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>>287089

Hey, Aryeh.

>>287089
There were none, until you cwckihomosexual deviants moved in.

>>287092
This.
CWCki Forumers leave this place!

>>287060
>>>slashcoslash

Horsefuckers, please go.

>>287092
On an unrelated note, he DOES look like Bob.

>>287089
I wish all ponyfuckers a slow, miserable, painful death, alone and afraid, knowing that nobody ever loved them. Witnessed only by the dead cold eyes of their uncaring plastic toys.

>>287101
I didnt think it was possible to Alog cheese conies but there you go

>>287104
Why am I A-Loging? I genuinely hate them.

>>287109
that's called a-logging, a-log.

>>287101

I'd rather nuke 'em. Either that or hope Postal 4 both doesn't suck and lets you kill them.

>>287110
What's wrong with hating them? Aren't they obnoxious, creepy, waste of space and air imbeciles?

Also, they make mature cartoon watchers like me look bad.

>>287120
HI A-LOG!

>>287120
Oh, we all hate conies here. But we're not trying to plot their murders, A-log. Like all lolcows, their retardation is our entertainment.

If I ever met a coney IRL, I would invite him to my bakery and offers him a cupcake. He would discover too late that the cupcake was drugged and wake up some time later strapped to a table in a darkened room decorated up like a party, but in place of streamers and balloons would be blood, bones and body parts. I would appear wearing a dress made from coney flesh and a necklace of coney wangs. I'd reveal that I have killed many other cheese conies and then tell him that "his number came up". I would then proceed to slowly and brutally mutilate him in graphic detail, eventually killing him.

>>287131
I would just call them gay, but whateva

>>287133
Shit, I knew I left something out. Okay, I'd call him gay, and then proceed to slowly and brutally mutilate him in graphic detail.

>>287131

Sup, foxdick?

>>287134
Those coneys make horsefuckers like me look bad

Are you guys intentionally trying to A-Log, or is everyone here an edgy epin ween sperg?

Not a coney. I just realize that the only reason MLP became so popular in the first place is because people on /b/, /v/, and /co got completely assdamaged over it.

>>287139
>/co

HI A-LOG!

also:
>>>slashcoslash

what the fuck does >>>slashcoslash mean

>>287144
You know the board for comics and cartoons? That's it spelled out. Wordbutter strikes again.

Wow, I didn't realize you could A-log so much.

>hates horsefuckers for being creepy spergs.
>not as bad as those alogs who hate Chris for being a creepy sperg.

>>287101
>alone and afraid, knowing that nobody ever loved them. Witnessed only by the dead cold eyes of their uncaring plastic toys.
That's already pretty much guaranteed by default.

Since when /cwc/ is the Ponyfucker Defense Force?

>>287164
It's one thing to not like My Little Pony, and to find cheese conies kinda creepy. It's something entirely different to rant and rave about how much you hate cheese conies and how you want them all brutally murdered due to their strange (yet harmless) interests.

>>287167
Are you sad I don't masturbate to cartoon horses, ponyfucker scum?

>>287164
Since the cwcki invaded.

>>287167
That's how cheese coneys defend themselves.

>>287131
Take care, homey
We are legion
All that repressed rage at you neurotypicals ponyhaters has to go somewhere
In my case it's as an avenging angel, raping hoomans
Self defense is the only way forward

>>287168
>>287170
I've been here since about Fall 2009. I'm not a coney, and as I implied in my other post, I find them to be pretty creepy virgin basement dwellers who probably smell bad and watch a show meant for 3 year old girls. However, I don't have a psychotic hate for them, and I don't want them all to be murdered. You do, and that's why everyone is caling you A-Log, as this is how he thinks about Chris.

>>287172

Oh for fuck's sake, do you actually believe any of the "A-Logs" who talk about how they want to kill somebody are in any way serious? Why does a colloquial hyperbole suddenly become something serious on the internet?

It's no different than when people shout "Kill them!" at a sports match. Nobody's even hoping for an injury.

>>287210
Don't waste your breath, this ponyfucker wants to play the victim card.

I wrote this song to express my TRUE AND HONEST feelings about cheese conies.

Torsos hang from their own intestines
Raped of all bodily extentions, stumps wreathing in a sludge
Like infection
Suffering through a Rancid amputation
A pulsating artery accomanied by some veins, slit with no restraint
Sacs of pus develop
My muscles tighten as I feel the rush
I look at your body starting gush
I slice through the limb, a human dissection portions of half-eaten
Flesh in my mouth
Starting to chew your now bleeding stump
I will swallow your pus your own rectal slime
I'll force you to drink
Vessels explode as needles injected
Uncontrollable
My brain tormented
Slit from head to toe, die through the torture
Disease engulfs you
Internal rot
Fresh cut wounds, beginning to clot
Ripping through flesh is what I do best
Tear off an arm
Amputated neck
Eyes removed, cranium smashed
Decomposing remains, severed in half
Dying slowly never to rest, nerves are quivering as I trip
Removal of life on the blade of my knife
Inserted in your spine, smashing through bone
Feel my hell, I feed on fright
Rape the limbless cadaver

>>287135
My dick. HUEHUEHUEHUE!

>>287221

I want more Spergfox, when is the next episode coming?

>>287223
Should be done in about a week or so.

>>287210
Well, I didn't believe there would be a 789 podcast, and here we are...
Neither that we would have people like phobos lurking around.
Not >>287172 but I wouldn't be surprised if we had that type of sperg around, mostly >>287109 >>287120.

Horsefuckers tend to be spastic to the point that they even out-sperg their A-Logs. Seriously hating someone for watching a kid's show is pretty spergy in itself, but it's still not as bad as basing your life around a show for little girls.

It is quite funny to see horsefuckers rage about being discriminated against though. Fursecution all over again.

>>287350
Alog and his ilk usually are cheese conies too though.

>>287355
Should have been more clear, by A-Logs I meant people who spew hate and death-threats towards horsefuckers to try and make themselves look better. With that said A-Log and chums tend to sperg over shows like Lucky Star and Thomas the Tank Engine, so they're arguably just as bad anyway.

Here's some footage I took of some cheese conies I "hung out" with last weekend, haha.

  >>287380
Somebody has been watching Half in The Bag!