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2087 No. 2087
Note: Before you read this, it should be known that trolling of this person will not be possible. Communication is rare and inconsistent at best, with no recorded instances of prolonged contact. This person is meant to be observed.

This is Trang. She was once TC's hoarded weirdcow, but we have decided to bring her to the /cwc/ masses. I'm not really sure where to start this, but I suppose I'l give you a bio.

We believe Mai Trang Thi Nguyen to be schizophrenic. She has a countless number of identities. Some examples: God, Allah, the Female Buddha, the Female Freud, the reincarnation of Thomas Jefferson, Hitler, Asian Coco Chanel, Asian Hello Kitty, Sex Tape Author, sodomize World Leader, the Crippled Baby Witch, Hippie Barbie, the Sunday Whore, and many more.

Trang immigrated from Vietnam as a child and settled in the Bay Area. In the 90s, she became a "corporate woman" and worked in Silicon Valley for a few products of the dotcom boom. In 2000, she left this kind of work to become a substitute teacher. In 2005, she became a full teacher but resigned after just a few months.

This is where the story truly begins. After resigning, Trang became a barista at Starbucks, a position she held for three years before being fired for erratic behavior, including almost burning an employee with a hot water wand and asking customers strang, personal questions. Trang did not respond well to this.

She sued Starbucks, claiming harassment and religious discrimination. Her pro se case included such stories as the "Muslim lesbian" rubbing her breasts on her and assault by the "gay Latino," all tolerated by the "3.1 gay bosses." Her case was dismissed after she provided no evidence and Starbucks presented her inflammatory MySpace page. She also sued the Workers' Comp board, which also failed.

Trang hung out with her mysterious ex-con, now ex-, boyfriend in 2010 before starting to make videos in 2011. Some favorite topics of discussion: homosexuality, "San homosexual deviantcisco," Vaseline, gender norms, religion, health and beauty, race, Starbucks, sex, and more.

Recently, Trang created a "dress line" and apparently applied for a strip club.

I'm not sure where else to go with this, so ask me anything if you have any questions as you soak in the wonder of Trang.

http://youtube.com/starsucks1
http://www.metacafe.com/channels/God,+The+Whore+Trang
http://www.metacafe.com/channels/furlycustomerservice/
http://myspace.com/godivatrang
http://myspace.com/starbucksortrang
http://myspace.com/maitrang
http://www.facebook.com/Maitrang.thi.nguyen
https://plus.google.com/101028865549779533949
http://law.justia.com/cases/federal/appellate-courts/ca9/09-17793/09-17793-2011-04-18.html
http://www.markhound.com/trademark/search/zj4cFwXBN (one of her few trademarks)
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>> No. 2088
  Sex Tape Author/Stripper
>> No. 2089
  Trang talks about how how only homosexual deviants wear capri pants.
>> No. 2090
  Trang loses her cool and yells at people in public over penis pants.
>> No. 2091
not interested, but thanks anyway.
>> No. 2092
She looks like a burn victim.
>> No. 2093
>>262949

She rubs ungodly amounts of Vaseline into her skin and wear tape (or "wrinkle bandages") to prevent wrinkles.
>> No. 2094
Think of Trang as the Asian Crazy Gail. Replace Jesuits with Starbucks & the howmows.
>> No. 2095
Trang makes for some interesting wordbutters.
>> No. 2096
>>262953
Crazy Gail is Asian.
>> No. 2097
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2097
>>262943

Indeed I've been following this woman for over a year. She uses vasoline in every single one of her hundreds of videos. One of her videos was actually taken inside a psych ward.
>> No. 2098
>>262958
Not according to Timmothy.
>> No. 2100
>>262958
Gail is only half Asian so it's okay.
>> No. 2101
>>262959

This person is not lying. She start virtually every video with a shot of a container of Vaseline (except for the psych ward one, funnily enough).
>> No. 2102
>>262963

^starts
>> No. 2103
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2103
>>262960
well she is half japanese apparently. i just am amazed she is japanese, as she looks 100% white. although i have no reason to believe she would lie, so i believe she is half japanese
>> No. 2104
>>262965
Her mom is featured in a couple of her videos and she's as jap as they get.
>> No. 2105
>>262965
Her eyes don't look even partly Asian at all to you?
>> No. 2106
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2106
as for trang... i usually dont like asians at all, and am negative towards them, but for some reason i guess i really feel sorry for trang.
>> No. 2107
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2107
>>262970

I feel sorry for her, too. She's had severe mental issues since at least 2006 and has no meaningful communication with the world around her.

That said, she is fascinating as hell.
>> No. 2108
>>262943
>sodomize World Leader
>San homosexual deviantcisco
I love wordbutters
>> No. 2109
Man, Op why did you have to throw Trang to the horde of autists that makes up /cwc/. Bad from brah
>> No. 2110
>>262985
/cwc/ either hates or is scared of womyn, so it's okie lolo nothin is gonna happen
>> No. 2111
>>262985

Didn't you hear TC is dead?
>> No. 2112
>TC

lol ok sperg
>> No. 2113
>>262985
Sharing is caring.
>> No. 2114
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2114
>>262985

>Bad from brah
>> No. 2115
>>262985

>implying you aren't a regular poster
>> No. 2116
>>262992
what qualifys as regular
>> No. 2117
Almost certainly late onset schizophrenic, with many fascinating ocd/mysophobic/gerontophobic tendencies and fixations.
Her behaviour in Aug 2011 is quite different from Aug 2012, so the delusions are still progressing and evolving.
It would be quite interesting to study what was the initial catalyst that sent her from working in dotcom biz to crazy bag lady.
Definite homophobic fixation, so perhaps it was something to do with that.
Really good find, I'm gonna be stuck watching her stuff for the entire day now.
>> No. 2118
>>263001

Be careful; she's addictive, and the next thing you know, you've spent hours listening to a schizophrenic Asian lady ramble about gay sex in the buttho.
>> No. 2119
>>263003
No, no we won't.
>> No. 2120
Seriously, why did you use a trip for this? Planning to be her Clyde Cash?
>> No. 2121
This is what happens when /tc/ is down; we get their homosexual deviant users
>> No. 2122
Interrobang be samefagging up this thread hard.

Trang is an even more boring version of Gail

Unless you like watching a dumpy asian woman moisturise, get high and ramble about starbucks incoherently for 30 minutes at a time, she really isn't that interesting.
>> No. 2124
>>262947
This is probably my favorite Trang video. She takes on the entire crowd. Nothing is safe from her "crippled" wrath.
>> No. 2125
>>263019
Eh. Videos that crazy people make are always entertaining to me. That's just my opinion though.
>> No. 2126
>>263019
You seem to be the only one who thinks she's boring.
>> No. 2127
>>263043
Can a mod check the samehomosexual deviantry in the thread for us?
>> No. 2128
Hey guys.

If you like 30 minute videos of a mentally unbalanced woman rambling about stupid bullshit you don't care about, TRANG IS FOR YOU!

If you DON'T like thirty minute videos of schizophrenic rambling, well then I'm very proud of you because you are displaying good sense.
>> No. 2129
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2129
she confuses me terribly.









i love it.
>> No. 2130
/tc/ - tard corral
>> No. 2131
/tc/ - stupid homosexual deviants and attention whores

gtfo
>> No. 2132
Eh, I saw her posted in tc months ago, I subscribed but honestly I haven't been able to sit through many of her videos. They're not funny, to me at least.

I'll say this, if she wasn't batshit crazy, and her face wasn't constantly covered in vaseline, I'd wanna hit that. The video where she fingered herself in a hotel room was extremely awkward though.

She's got some nice titties though.
>> No. 2133
Oh, /tc/'s gone? Yes, mission accomplished. Well, I mean that probably wasn't intentional, but yeah that's what always happens on these boards.

-Subculture forms on an image board.
-The rest of the users respond negatively to it, but at least some of the staff like or participate in it.
-Subculture is given it's own board.
-Subculture excitedly migrates there. For a little while they're quite pleased with themselves.
-With no external audience, it quickly becomes a circlejerk, everyone there grows to hate one another, they find they have nothing to do and nothing to talk about after a while, they make a few grasping attempts to get fresh blood from the rest of the board, but this is responded to with negativity or ignored completely.
-Subculture dies and is no longer a problem.

It's what happened with 4chan and pony shit. Pretty soon it'll be their solution to all the waifu spam that site is getting.
>> No. 2134
Why doesn't this Azn of dubious sexuality have an ED page yet?

Are we behind on ED pages?
>> No. 2135
>>262945

A stripper? HER? hahahaha and "onlu for riss business men" hahahahaha

hahahahaha
>> No. 2136
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2136
>>263124
a perfect example of a chinese or vietnamese woman.

t. timmothy cruzetor.
>> No. 2137
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2137
>>263127
by that comment i mean deluded and thinks she deserves only rich bfs and husbands.
>> No. 2138
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2138
ROW ROW
>> No. 2139
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2139
FIGHT DA POWA
>> No. 2140
>>263124
I've seen far worse. I've seen skinny meth addicted strippers with breast like roasted marshmallows, skin like orange peels, hair like straw and a condition known as meth mouth. One had recently give birth and had the additional feature of loose skin hanging from her waste.
Place is called Centerfold and it's in Springfield Missouri. It's got the best food in town, but I recommend averting your eyes from the floor show until you manage to get a few stiff drinks in you
>> No. 2141
>>262947

I.... I love this woman.
>> No. 2142
>>262947

I'd love to go to events with this woman like in that video and just listen to her gently call people fa_g_go_ts and dykes.

"LOOK AT THAT F_A_GG_OT THERE!"

"I love you pumpkin." <3
>> No. 2143
I'm willing to bet the only people who care come from /tc/
>> No. 2144
>>263143
Or she's something new when there's not been a whole lot going on outside the Goblin King.
>> No. 2145
>>263144
Are you implying robbay isn't enough for you to safe your thirst for cocks?
>> No. 2146
>>263145

I can honestly say I have never given a flying fuck about Robbay, the unknown autobot, a-log or any other of these fa_gg_ots.

THIS however, Trang, is truly for the lulz connoisseur. I am very thankful for OP, who is in this case not a fa_g_got.
>> No. 2147
>>263145
Can't someone find lulz in an insane Korean & a horrible cave dwelling monster?
>> No. 2148
I am very fucking sorry, no I am not very sorry, an asian woman who smears vaseline all over her face to then go to a festival and yell and scream at all the people there that is like the Caviar of lulz.

I'm going to sit back now with a nice piece of cheese and a nice glass of chardonnay and enjoy ALL of her videos.
>> No. 2149
She says there are no more romantic movies and then smokes a spliff in the car, so any argument against her is invalid.

I bid you a good day sirs.
>> No. 2150
The modern trolls Trang commandments:

Trang shall put the vaseline on it's skin, she will do so whenever she wants.
Thou will not try to use Trang for your own personal namehomosexual deviant glory.
Thou shalt not try and have Trang make you gay scripted videos.
Thou shalt not make a stupid wiki about Trang.
Trang is complete.
Trang is a lulz sun who does not require fuel like nukkake bombs and other gay bullshit.
Thou shalt sit back and bask in her lulz.
Trang's skin is not yellow, it is golden.
Thou will not get in the lulz way.
Trang is the lulz melange.
>> No. 2151
>>263060
Sure beats "Crazy Gail" anyhow.
>> No. 2152
>>263146
not caring about robb should be a criminal offense. While i'm glad /tc/ is dead, their shitty spergs were released to mix with our shitty spergs.
>> No. 2153
>>263157
I just don't understand how anyone can watch Gail's movie where she portrays Brent Spiner being raped by Macaulay Culkin and not find her entertaining.

I just don't understand.

Trang is great. Gail is great. You are homosexual deviants.
>> No. 2154
>>263160

Gail WAS great, before she was ruined by the fucking scripters and their "judge jenkins" and "nukkake bombs" then she got spoiled and now she is just a rotting corpse of a dry lolcow.

That is why OPs:

>Note: Before you read this, it should be known that trolling of this person will not be possible.

Made me very happy. I hope they will NEVER be able to reach her. EVER.

Not them, not anybody.
>> No. 2157
>>262947

I love the part where the guy comes up to talk to her and she immediately says "Hi homosexual deviant"
>> No. 2158
>>263165
The teacher with students seemed to have no idea how to deal with her, it's pretty hilarious.
>> No. 2159
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2159
Trang is the light.
>> No. 2160
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2160
>>262947
MFW she is making everyone around her nervous
>> No. 2161
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2161
>>263174
can someone edit that photo so that the guy shouting meemes is a photo of my face (tom FAPPINGTON face) ?
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2162
actually this woman is the most interesting "lolcow" (for lack of better word) since chris.

loled so much at when she yelled at those asians "what are you looking at you ching chong shit"

im addicted to watching her videos. thank you OP for showing me that there is a funny lolcow besides chris.

is anyone going to be her "clyde cash"?

i dont condone trolling her, as she has mental issues. but if someone did troll her, i would be interested in the results.

>sweet times
>> No. 2163
>>263177

>is anyone going to be her "clyde cash"?

>>263151

>Thou will not try to use Trang for your own personal namehomosexual deviant glory.
>> No. 2164
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2164
>>263179
i know that, but surely someone is gonna do it. brah?
>> No. 2165
>>263179
Why shouldn't they? Granted, I haven't watched through all her stuff yet, but from what I can gather, most of her videos are the confused ramblings of a mentally ill individual. Why not spice it up a bit? We already know she does not respond particularly well to gay people, so there we go.
>> No. 2166
>>263185
>>263186

Scripters ruined Chris-Chan
Scripters ruined Gail

You seriously still have to ask why they shouldn't contact this one?

Granted it probably will happen because namefags gonna namefag.
>> No. 2168
>>263187
Alright who wants 2 b Clyde Kash???????????
>> No. 2169
>>263060

gonna have to roll with jenga on this one

watching someone this detached from reality isn't nearly as funny as say ROBBAYYYYYYY
>> No. 2170
We all know this is just interro's chink-fetish coming to the fore.
I say ban every former /tc/er and let them find their own hugbox.
>> No. 2171
>>263195
Your autism is showing.
>> No. 2172
>>263015
Yeah, this thread reeks of weenhomosexual deviantry.
>> No. 2173
>>263192
That's just because he posts here regularly.
>> No. 2174
>>263191

I don't give a rats ass if you want to nameF_A_G, just don't do it around her.

Then again, she doesn't talk to anybody. I wish all lolcows where like that. Then we'd still have Chris-chan and Gail.
>> No. 2175
>>263191

And like just how funny are the scripts they are doing, the only running joke trough ANY script is : "OH MY GOD HE/SHE BELIEVES <whatever dumb name or subject>"

HE BELIEVES HE REALLY HAS A GIRLFRIEND. (C) <nameF_A_G>
SHE BELIEVES NUKKAKE BOMBS EXIST. IT IS A JOKE ON BUKKAKE.... GET IT GET IT GET IT (C) CLYDE CASH

NOW LETS POST IT ON OUR WIKI U GUYS WITH A SILLY PICTJURRRRRR EPIN WEEN
>> No. 2177
PROTIP: If you can't troll them, they aren't lolcows. You're just listening to a crazy woman ramble. Fun stuff.
>> No. 2178
>>263115
Pretty much. I just hope tinychat homosexual deviants don't try to start that shit here again.
>> No. 2179
>>263236
That's just silly, are you saying it was impossible for Chris to be funny on his own?

Trolls are never as funny as the lolcows themselves, not even close.
>> No. 2180
>>263246
I kinda see both sides. They are funnier if they do respond to trolls, but their humor shouldn't rely on trolling. For instance, it was funny when Chris fell for obvious troll plots or when he thought that people genuinely believed he was and impostor and that some impersonator on YouTube was the real deal. On the other hand, keeping him in a carefully manufactured internet environment grew very old and boring.

I think of the difference like this: watching a cat behave in a funny manner as a result of you teasing him with a feather on a stick vs. putting the cat in a cage and seeing how he responds when various things are shoved in his anus.
>> No. 2181
>>263244
The people who posted on /TC/ have never left /CWC/. You have some strange misconceptions on what the whole thing was even about. A cancer formed in TC (literally 2 or 3 people) and even though the tumor had been removed the patient died. Oh well. Can't save them all.
>> No. 2182
>>263246

trolls provide a stimuli to react to

autism is defined by routine. trolls break that routine. the problem is sometime trolls think they're the star of the show, instead of just the ringmaster.
>> No. 2183
This shit stops here. Interro stop pushing trang on 798chan, No one is going to give a shit about the pet lolcow of /tc/.
>> No. 2184
>>263254
Who are you to dictate what people should / should not like? I have seen some of the shit you find funny and it's embarrassing, autism or not. Love, Not Interro.
>> No. 2185
I got a new /fail/ thread.
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