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2257 No. 2257
This is Shannon Fuller. She is currently a senior at a catholic highschool. Dont let your eyes make the impression from this photo that she is a normal person, because she is far from it. There are many things wrong with Shannon, and i have many stories to prove it.

During gym class, everyone was playing volleyball. At one point, a volleyball accidently hit Shannon in the head. She then proceeded to cry and went on about how during a volleyball camp, kids would through balls at her. She then disappeared into for the rest of the class, more than likely curled in a fetal position and crying.

There was the time when she was a freshman and had to do a skit for a project about famous/mythological people. It was a group project and Shannon decided to be Athena. Her group goes up, and Shannon proceeds to ramble on about nothing. The teacher showed no mercy, and neither did her group members. she began to cry and continued crying into the next class.

That same year she had to do a skit about World War 1 where everyone could make up a character. Shannon's skit had absolutely nothing to do with the war and she continuously repeated herself. After all of the other projects, the class got to vote on who did the best. Shannon expected to win, and of course didn't.

during religion class, and probably other classes as well, shannon will often talk to herself. These self conversations often include the topics of how much better and/or smarter she is than everyone else, or how everyone else is stupid. There are even incidents where she will yell at other students during class. Teachers sometimes need to yell at Shannon to be quiet because of her outbursts.

Then there are two homecoming incidents. The first of which was her sophomore year in which she was elected into the homecoming court... as a complete joke. To this very day, Shannon still does not know that it was a complete joke. The second incident is that of her senior year where she decided to ask one of the most popular, and one of the most douchey, kids in the school to homecoming. He said yes... as a joke. She still has to yet figure out that it was a joke.

There was also the time when Shannon dressed as the Once-ler from The Lorax (a movie which Shannon has taken something of an obsession of). When no one knew who she was dressed as, she threw a fit.

now for a few shannon facts: she thinks the halocaust wasn't that bad, she didn't know what a blowjob was until sophomore year, she claims to be an "oppressed artist" for the sake of being oppressed, she believes she has a talent for art (singing, writing, drawing, ect.) when she lacks any form of talent, and she is obsessed with disney movies.

below will be links to Shannon's deviantart account and fanfiction account. you can check out her "art" and even give your honest opinions if you want to help further her "career".

eMr. Robert Wayne Stilesrbarker.deviantart.com
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2094656/Scooter12345

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>> No. 2258
too spastic;didn't read
>> No. 2260
>a girl lolcow

Guess I can whiteknight, see if I can score some china with her.
>> No. 2261
Seems crazy.
>> No. 2262
She's on deviantart right now. I wonder if she ego searches?

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>> No. 2263
Did this girl reject your invitation to the junior prom, OP? Because no one cares about her, or your personal army cause.
>> No. 2264
I'm actually interested in hearing more about this girl. She kind of reminds me of KirbysLover.
>> No. 2265
>>286303
>KirbysLover

Oh, for the love of God, tell me that handle is referring to Jack Kirby and not the Nintendo puffball of doom....
>> No. 2266
>>286305
Kirby is the master of disguise.
>> No. 2268
>>286308
not that i am aware of. but i think she may get like that with new disney movies.
>> No. 2269
>>286305 I was talking about that batshit insane awtistic who was obsessed with Bubsy. Shannon sounds like that special brand of crazy. Tell me, OP, did Shannon flip out over stupid shit and say something like ”...If I miss tonight's episode of (insert show name here), I'll have PTSD!”
>> No. 2270
>>286312
I figured you were talking about someone weird, but I've never heard of anyone getting hard/wet over fucking Kirby.
>> No. 2271
>>286311
Ah, okay. Deleted my post by accident. Damn phone.

Based on what you've posted, she sounds like she has some form of Awtism. ...I don't think trolling her would produce good kontent.
>> No. 2272
>>286316
Look up KirbysLover on ED if you're curious.
>> No. 2273
>>286317
she often brags about having a "pure" mind and says she is "completely perfect" so i am assuming that she, as far as we know, is not spastic
>> No. 2274
>>286318
Damn, I almost laughed myself to rock hard abs over reading about her emotional break down over a fucking Sonic X episode.
>> No. 2275
>>286320
Try chatting with her on Skype, it's pretty insane.
>> No. 2276
No, not like KirbysLover, more like PixyTeri, possibly without the stench and sluttiness.
>> No. 2277
This wasn't worth its own thread. We have a perfectly fine "IRL encounters with LOLcows" discussion.
>> No. 2278
>>286326
Shannon was discussed there.
>> No. 2279
Ween personal army request OP. Tushy troubled she turned you down?
>> No. 2280
>>286332
If it is a personal army at least OP isn't a fag about it
>> No. 2281
  If this isn't oddly-targeted viral marketing for the Carrie reboot, I'd avoid prom. The Pigsblood Saga ended badly.
>> No. 2282
>>286336
that is some top-tier advice.
>> No. 2283
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>>286284
sooo... you've known her for all 4 years of your catholic high school?

sounds like a personal army request to me...

things can easily backfire... pic related.
>> No. 2284
>>286341
from the thumbnail i thought was a hearse and i was like 'god damn that is fucking cold' but upon further inspection lolwut.
>> No. 2286
>>286335
Shut the fuck up OP
>> No. 2287
http://www.facebook.com/shannon.fuller.942
>> No. 2288
  >>286342
comb ed. there was a high school kid dropping dox & trying to enlist a personal army cause this girl styled hard on him irl. the hivemind decided to talk to her, and she wasn't tht awful, so a reverse raid was agreed-upon. she provided his dick pix, which we spread, then ordered pizzas, reported him to the police, talked to his parents, etc. for what we referred to at the time as "the lulz"...
>> No. 2289
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2289
>>286352
Banned OP and his sockpuppet. I like where this thread is going.
>> No. 2290
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2290
This is OP.
>> No. 2291
>>286357
so let's talk to shannon fuller and ask who would want to shame her on the internets. apparently, it's someone who was in freshman gym with her. she may be awful, but personal army requests are worse. it isn't like we cannot wreck both if we so choose...

reverse-raiding USED to be the way to cut down on personal army requests...
>> No. 2292
In before this turns into the next Sheridan thread.
>> No. 2293
>>286357
>>286370
You would think people would learn not to post their PA request here after the Sheridan incident
>> No. 2294
>>286374
You would think that, but some people never learn
>> No. 2296
Christ. I would think that by now anybody with enough *chan savvy to visit a board outside of 4chan would know that PA requests are almost always a bad idea. Do these people just stumble in at random and their first thought is to use the board to take out their highschool nemesis or whatever?
>> No. 2297
>> Do these people just stumble in at random and their first thought is to use the board to take out their highschool nemesis or whatever?

Yeah, they're called newfags.
>> No. 2298
>>she didn't know what a blowjob was until sophomore year

Shame about OP getting banned, I would have enjoyed hearing how she found out, for reasons which have nothing to do with lolcows.

Anyway, you phrased it poorly OP, your post came off as very petty and there wasn't a shred of humor in it. She just sounds like your garden variety sperg.
>> No. 2299
>>286396
Still more interesting than /cwc/'s current flavor of the month. I'd rather hear about this kind of crazy over ADF Thread 9,000, Reeks-ah or every other unfunny transsexual who'sit this place is fond of.

(ANOTHER SOCK, THE WHOLE POSTING HISTORY IS BACKING UP OP IN ANOTHER THREAD ABOUT THIS GIRL)
>> No. 2300
>>286399

hi op

i'm sorry this girl wouldnt date you
>> No. 2301
>>286399
If you ban ALL of his proxies, we might miss out on some juicy cocks about why he hates this girl
>> No. 2302
>>286401
That's because I'm not the OP or his proxies. Guess having an opinion isn't accepted here.

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>> No. 2303
>>286402
Now I can't post through my phone now.
>> No. 2305
>>286402
Guess not homosexual deviant. You should start an ED article.
>> No. 2306
>>286403
Half of my posts on 789chan used to come from my phone. Tryhard proxy Ween took that privilege away from me.

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2307
>>286407
All those posts....right
>> No. 2308
Holy shit, some kid cried at school?! Why the fuck am I only finding out about this now?
>> No. 2309
>>286409

What a pathetic attempt.
>> No. 2310
Shouldn't this be on /fail/?

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