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HOLY FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT ALL THAT RED TEXT
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Dear Internet: It's me Bob "the slob" Chandler and I'm writing you because Chris can't come to the internet right now and won't be able to for a long time. I discovered Chris' internet habits from this page and found them to be an ABOMINATION in defiance of the will of THE ONE TRUE GOD. As such, I've been constantly beating the shit out of him with a sack of potatoes over the past couple of days. Also, in order to stop him from using anal beads, I used an old trick my father used on me when he caught me smoking for the first time: I made him use the whole pack at once. Let me tell you, it sounded like I was trying to start a lawnmower in the family room for about 15 minutes there. In summation you won't hear from Chris for a while, so I suggest you get on with your lives. If you still need to pick on someone, may I suggest minorities? That's worked out pretty well for me. Thanks. BobChandler

(ASSPIE WAS SENT BACK TO HIS HUGBOX FOR THIS POST)
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>> No. 276
1/10

I'm not sure why you bothered.
>> No. 277
WACKY PIC RELATED
>> No. 278
I believe I speak for us all here when I say: OP is a fag. Troll harder next time.
>> No. 279
Well, I sort of lol'd at the lawnmower bit.
>> No. 280
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280
Seriously, OP?
>> No. 281
>>12327

have to admit, me too. the mental image is going to take a few drinks to get out of my head.
>> No. 282
>implying Bob knows how to turn on a computer, let alone navigate to this page upload an image
>> No. 283
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>implying Bob knows anything about the internet other than "cutting it down."
>tumblr_l9xn8hKFlv1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg
>implying Bob visits Tumblr, let alone know about it.
>> No. 284
God you guys are excitable.
>> No. 285
>>12327

Me too.
>> No. 286
>>12319
>>12321
>>12328

This isn't a serious thread.

What the fuck is wrong with this board lately? Are you all suffering from adult-onset autism and can't tell the difference between trolling and joking?

I loled about using the whole string of anal beads at once!
>> No. 287
>>12365

Actually, there have always been a fair number of people who will believe everything. Especially people who say "Oh, maybe this sweetheart is real and not a troll",

There are a lot of people here who are at least as retarded as Chris, but they probably don't realise it.
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>>12365
>>12366

>OP is a faggot
>you're just jealous coz op is an awesome troll and is wittier than you BAAAAAAAAAAAW
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