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1) A STANDARDIZED GLOBAL LANGUAGE, AND MEDIUM.
Communications breakdown is not just a cool Zep song, it's a plague on well-formed dialogue attempts between ethnic, religious, politcal, and other groups, worldwide. Some great steps have been taken in the past few centuries to keep these channels open between groups (especially sovereign entities), even during times of unrest and disagreement. However, there are still shortcomings. And from your educational standpoint; these problems could be addressed early by less PC educational practices. 5TH GRADE SOCIAL STUDIES TEACHER TO CLASS: "listen, these people are of a different color/faith/sexual pref,/ethnicity/political affiliation, but they are a breathing part of the global ecosystem. Learn to communicate effectively, or be doomed to sticks and stones".
2) COMPLETE GOVERNMENT TRANSPARENCY.
This one will never happen due to something as basic as fear. Everyone wants to know what their government is doing with its time, and their money, but nobody wants another nation to know. You cant vet an entire nation, and so ill call it nigh impossible. Excuse my bureaucracy, but there should be a member of gov't., at every level of gov't., whose job is to do nothing but report to the public what's going on, to make everything accountable. "Trade secrets", so-to-speak, are a possibility, but that should be main plainly clear where applicable:
The Office of the Governor of FakeState's monthly expense report:
Hookers: $3400
Education: $1,600,000
Highway Dep't.: $1,450,000
Secret Squirrel Shit: $225,000
3) FUCK COLLEGIATE ELECTIONS.
Stop monetizing electoral votes. I dont care how important Texas is compared to Arizona, per capita. Give me a system that counts each persons vote. Wether the difference would be seen or not, it would encourage people to become more involved, because yes - now your vote counts.
4) NO LOBBYIST GROUPS or whatever they are called.
This is simply a way to privatize the job that your congressmen and senators should already be doing. Large corporations (no, I've never held a pickett sign) bitch about paying taxes the honest way, because it makes it harder to afford to buy their government at the back door. Lobbyists are the back door.
5) ADJUST PAY FOR GOV'T OFFICIALS / POLITICIANS
Cut some fat here. The liquid incentives for serving in office should more closely resemble the national average for a similar job in the private sector. You might think of this as a way of ADDING fat (P.O.T.U.S. = Fortune 500 C.E.O.), but dont forget that small business outnumbers the shit out of big business, in quantity at least. There are plenty of people who run dense, dynamic, and complex organizations in the private sector -with a similar responsibility:delegation ratio- who make less than 150k a year. Furthermore, let's go ahead and make this payrate not only ACCOUNTABLE and TRANSPARENT, but also a floating number. The public should be able to vote that a gov't. official work under decreased pay for a period, for unsatisfactory performance. As a Mil-Fag, I can tell you it's quite an effective tool for lighting a fire under the ass of a malingerer.
6) CITIZENS MORE INVOLVED, EDUCATED, INFORMED
Greater transperency would certainly facilitate this, but ultimately this is the responsibility of the governed: YOU are the boss of THEM. They work for you. "...ask what you can do for your country" is a helluva sentiment, but it's 3 dimensional. Demanding that your government supply you with reasonable acommodation for your citizenship, payed taxes, public or military service, and general patriotism, keeps the system honest, finely tuned, and more effective as a whole. 'Idle hands', and all that jazz. The place that a citizen should be most involved is at the local level, and formal education (too begin at elementary-level) should step up to further focus on political awareness. Especially at the local level. Not every bright-eyed little shithead in America will grow to be a General Motors C.O.O., American Ambassador to China, or Brigadier General A. Shithead, but plenty of them will -at one point- involve themselves in their local community in some way or another. Wether it's sending their child to a public school, or serving time in County Jail, they will be involved.
7) SELECTIVE SERVICE
I beleive (and I imagine some of you will disagree) that service to your community, state, and nation should be a requirement of citizenship. A lottery should pick entry-level civil servants of all type (politics, police, military, etc.) from recent high school graduates once a year. The graduate must also be 18 at the time of the lottery. The lotteries for which a citizen is elligible must be the lottery of a level of delegation for which they are part of (cant be required to serve a state office from another state, but can be required to serve a national office, etc.). The required minimum service would be 2 years in any service. If the citizen intends to further his education after high school, request exemption, or forfeit his/her citicenship, he/she has a few options:
a) Complete the 2 years service after completion of a degree. The education fees would be at the citizens expense, but he/she would enter the required civil service period at a proportionally higher pay rate.
b) Complete the 2 years service in congruence with the pursuit of a degree, 100% educational expenses paid if the degree is relative to current civil service. 50% of educational expenses are paid if it is not. This expense assistance expires on completion of the service, unless extended.
c) The citizen can forfeit his/her citizenship, and all rights exclusively inherent in that citizenship. They would be required to leave the country.
d) The citizen can request exemption from selective service on the grounds of extenuating circumstances (medical disability, etc.). The request will be evaluated independently, by a corresponding professional (medical doctor), with this evaluation being the financial burden of the citizen. If found to be exemptable under this evaluation, the citizen will be refunded all costs for evaluation by the entity that holds the lottery (municipality, state, etc.).
ANYWAYS, probably too much detail for that one, but i feel pretty strongly about selective service in other fields than military. I see very little in the way of negative impact it would have on out nation, given the relative positive impact.
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