your pour about 1/3 of the bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos in a 1-gallon Ziploc bag.

you then crush the Cheetos into a fine powder.

you then remove the flavor packet from the ramen, and insert the brick into the bag with the Cheetos.

you then proceed to crush the ramen, just as you did the Cheetos.

next you knead together the Cheetos and ramen, so that they are not visibly separated at all. once that's done, pour the contents in a different Ziplock bag, because the one you started with will haves holes in it at this point that are not conducive to the rest of the process.
the end result should look like this.

your next step is to boil about the same amount of water as you would just making the ramen as regular.
while you wait for the water to boil, take a large chunk of your processed block of cheese spread... about this much....

...then you break that shit up into chunks about this size so it will melt easily.

by the time you're done with that, your water should be done boiling, so you then pour the boiling water into the bag with your mixture... and add the flavor packet.
you then lay it out flat, as pictured.

find something kinda heavy and flat (a bible or something works) to apply pressure to the mixture and keep it flat as the boiling water cooks it together and attempts to make it swell. i chose to use my cutting board.

while you're waiting for it to cook... put the cheese cubes in a bowl (or if you're as poor as i am, just fold up the corners of the paper plate) and microwave for about 1:30 on high.

while you're waiting for the noodles to cook and the cheese to melt... tear up your sandwich meat into small pieces.
doesnt really matter how small i guess... but i prefer for it to look something like this.

now your cheese is done melting. w00t!

by the time you get the cheese out of the microwave, your noodles should be done cooking. you then proceed to cut a T shape in the baggy. from corner to corner on the bottom, and then one straight down the center, so you can open it like flaps.

you then (very gingerly) spread your cheese over the ramen-cocktail as best you can. be careful because it will fall apart on you. then you sprinkle the meat on top of that.

fold the shit over onto itself, as pictured.

then transplant it to a rather large bowl.

then garnish it to taste. for the sake of aesthetics in this tutorial, i used wavy lays chips. well, the grocery store brand. still, same shit.
i also just realized
>jail food 19.jpg
i forgot an 18. oops.

then when you're done with that, kinda stir it all together and fucking eat.
shit is SO cash. also, cleanup is easy as fuck. throw some shit away. put the Cheeto's bag in the cabinet, the cheese back in the fridge and you're fucking done.
if anyone decides to try this... post results in this thread. i'm curious to see if anyone else likes it as much as i do.
(also, you can use any kind of chip for the base, i just chose Hot Cheetos because theyre good as fuck and all i had in my house)

>>162
That LOOKS fucking nasty. But I'll bet it just taste like cheetos.. which are good.

>>162
>>162

That looks gnarly as shit. What type of meat did you use? It looks like roast beef or corned beef.

/r/ vegan way of making

>>166
same process but with vegan ingredients.
they dont make flamin' hot cheetos vegan, but you can use regular vegan cheetos and add sriracha. for the cheese i recommend Daiya Cheddar Shreds and Morningstar Mock Ground Beef for the meat substitute.

>>165
yeh. roast beef.

>>162
Just tried this. It was REALLY good. Like goddamn.

This is actually really fucking good.
I used some crumbled blu cheeze. No meat (cause i be poor) and more cheeotos top for the crunchiez.

fucking amazing Decay.. fucking amazing.

Looks tasty as shit, Decay. I'll have to try it when I get a chance.

Much call for poor mans cook book excerpts in /pmb/? I
guess I'll slap my "make 2 eggs into a feast" recipe up sometime.

Have to say, this does look good. Will try this our for sure.

what were you in jail for?

FUCK this is honestly so good. I used nachos instead. spicy nachos+ spicy noodles= win

>>142
wow dude i had this like a year ago my cousin made it, he also got out of the pen

I hope some of you pour boiling water into a ziploc bag. post results.

>>142
the fuck are you doing eating a slam out of the pen?
Buy some real fucking food. Jesus christ.

>>248

u mad

I'm thinking of one of those "This is now, and this is after 10 years of meth abuse." pictures, but changing the words to "This is now, and this is after a meal of this."

Jesus christ dude, there must be like 2000 grams of salt in that shit. Salt tastes good as fuck, but DUDE!

Enjoy your high blood pressure -> stroke/heart attack

>>249
lol? Commissary's over bro, you can go to a store now. Maybe cook some food over AN OVEN.
I know, astounding right? It's like it's a privilege of being free! Not eating shitty prison recipes. Processed cheese and flaming hot cheetoh breading sounds reeeaaaaal good, lemme tell ya.

>>257

well excuse me if we don't all want to eat your debonaire shit. you can go back to being king shit of turd mountain, but i have one question: is it lonely up there on your pedastal?

>>162
I think I'm gonna make that, other than its probably gonna be too salty it looks delicious.

Spread man... You can also make a badass top ramen burrito using the top ramen bag and a few weird ingredients.. ie canned meat and red hot cheetos.

We had a similar meal when I was in prison... ours takes less steps. One bag of dorritos (i prefer them over cheetos) either works. 1 block of ramen with the spicy chili seasoning, crush both finely, mix throughly, ass seasoning packet, pour hot water in bag.... you can use the dorritos bag... ass small portions of beef stick, a little hot pickle juice, chunks of hot pickle its all up to you... fold bag over and set it under your pillow.... after about 30 min you have a burrito. Same also works with BBQ chips... its kind of like scalloped potatos

lol decay you so poor

>>273
what is ass seasoning? I don't like the way ass tastes

Holy shit that sounds tasty... I ought to try sometimes

>>166

you are on poor mans board, if you are poor, do not be fussy about the food you eat

have any of you been in prison? you live of this type of shit.

not sure if want.

^No, you're definitely sure you want this shit.
This is the tastiest shit you'll ever taste in your meaningless tasteless life.

You go to the store, you buy some shit, and then you make this.

>>486
you can afford to go to store??? how you poor?

my gift: mel & friend

Oh man. I'm going to have to send this recpipe to my girl in the trailer park.

Being poor must suck

Oh yeah? I'm so poor I only make 20 dollars a day gambling on online roulette websites. I can't even get a job at a fucking grocery store. But being a basement dweller's not so bad, at least I won't get skin cancer, right?