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253 No. 253
This doesn't work every time, and you gotta have some balls to try it. And 5 dollars.

Go to a gas station at the start of a busy holiday weekend. There should be lots of cars lining up at the pumps, really busy. There has to be a forecourt attendant working, pumping gas for this to work.

When you pull up, get out and press 5 bucks gas on the pump, *don't pump it* and wait for the kid to come and pump your gas. Tell him you want 5 bucks. *if it's busy* he probably won't look, hit the 5 and start the pump, then move on to the next car.

This will give you $55 gas (fucking winrar) and when you go in to pay, kick up a stink! Hold up all the other customers on a busy day, call the kid up to the counter, etc. "I said 5 bucks dude, not 55!" The kid will remember you, because you're the douche that wanted $5 gas, lol. *He must have hit it twice by mistake!*

Give them the $5. WTF they guna do? Siphon it out? There's no way you're paying for their mistake! You had half a tank when you pulled in! etc... And they won't want you fucking up their shit on a busy day! lol It probably comes out of the kids pay, and not a single fuck is given...
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>> No. 269
Only NJ and OR have full service pumps.

I've never seen a line at a fuel station.

The margin on fuel is usually around .01 a gallon for profit, so stealing a single gallon of fuel means that they have to sell over 300 just to make the money back.

It's a decent idea though. I don't think stealing is encouraged on this board though.
>> No. 275
>>269
im no moralfag, but im with this anon. no sense in fucking somebody elses day up. siphon some gas out of some cop cars or something.
>> No. 298
>>275
>Implying cop aren't people...
>> No. 304
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>>298
no, i was implying that id like to hear about OP trying it on the news.
>> No. 309
Drive offs are easier to do than you think.
I was a manager at an SA for about two years.
We (sometimes) call the cops, they come, ask some shit, do some paperwork, then leave and don't do anything about it.

Just use the outside pumps, but not the far ones as those are usually prepay only. Fill your gas. Leave.

This is easiest achieved during a rush at a gas station as there's usually like seven pumps going at once.
Just use your balls.
Good luck.
>> No. 318
>>309
I havn't seen a pump that wasn't prepay in about 5 years. And I get around. New Jersey, Georgia, Texas, New Mexico, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Florida... Are there any left?
>> No. 322
>>318
Smalltown Illinois. Press 1, insert debit card to prepay. Press 2 to pay inside.
>> No. 323
>>322
...fair enough
>> No. 327
>>253
Why would you want to steal from the kid's pocket money? It's not like it's some greedy bastard or a huge company, it's just a kid.
>> No. 350
The only place in america where you can get your gas pumped for you is new jersey, and fuck new jersey.

It's all self serve now.

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