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No. 1002
The game starts with you controlling a Stuka escorting a bomber with spikes of villainy and EDGYNESS. You fight off what appear to be men with bows and wings shooting arrows at the bomber, along with several allies.
After a couple minutes of that, you get a cutscene of the bomber delivering its payload. The camera zooms out to reveal other bombers destroying a large white gates and various towers presumably meant to defend it. A demonic army rushes in, slaughtering all in its path.
At the head of the army, Satan rushes toward an old man with a beard and raises his arms, casting a ritual. It's revealed that he is now in hell.
God splits himself into his traditional Trinitarian three selves, God the father, God the son and the Holy Ghost. God the father sends God the son, also known as Jesus, up to earth to get a status report.
Jesus, the player character, discovers that Satan has taken control of Christianity and made it even more xenophobic and hateful than it already is. God the father realizes that he must destroy his own creation with the only tool he has: Satanism.
Jesus heads off to Israel to get his old friend Moses to join him and acquire the support of the Jews in the divine war. He discovers Moses has gone through Israeli army training, making him a formidable ally. He is armed with a service rifle and a collapsible titanium staff as his sidearm.
This is where the game truly begins. Jesus is the bare-fisted healer of the party. He is also able to resurrect once after being killed, acquiring a halo he can throw like a frisbee which easily cuts through enemies.
Moses is the party's main damage dealer. He is able to snap out his staff for close-range combat and can slam it on the ground to part it and make enemies fall in, a la the Red Sea. He is also very argumentative, fitting the Jewish stereotype.
Later on, you defeat and recruit Muhammad. He wields a beat up AKM and acts as the summoner of the party. His special ability is to summon a horde of pissed off Arabs riding on camelback with various assault rifles, mostly from the AK family.
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