Mykan has suffered at least as much as a rape victim.

long copypasta:

To those who are still curious about my "My Little Unicorn Magic is Believing" fic, here is the explinations you seek...

First of all, I don't write fanfics for fun and games (That's the least bit) I write them because I'm angry and frustrated, and in pain.

Example: this clip of mine will show you what I mean

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqzL6b3g4_c

Not just Teen Titans (Which affects me the worst above all of them) But Digimon... 6teen... Inuyasha... Zelda... The Orphen Video game... and many many others.

I'm not crazy, or homicidal, and I'll NEVER do anything really stupid. I'm ust very upset and feel helpless. Besides, what else would I do anyway... since I find moving on from it to be impossible?

Many things on TV, in games, even in everyday life can start to remind me of all that/ The reason I will not watch FIM is because it reminds me of the many bad cartoon endings I’ve seen (Teen Titans, 6teen, Digimon… and many more) and how the frustration is so unbearable that it keeps me awake at night with so many thoughts and torment of how all is ruined, and that I need to make more fics to empty my head so I can sleep better.

Plus, I don’t believe Friendship is the real magic at all. (Since I and most people who even watch the show) are friendless, and can’t make friends. I fell the real magic comes from within, even if you have no friends you can still believe (Despite how Lightning is)

So I can’t really watch FIM at all… it’s too dangerous and I won't take the risk of being hurt again. (I tried to watch just one episode and felt sadened and frustrated for three whole days!) I just can't watch it. I can't be part of their world... and I CANNOT believe that Friendship is Magic... THAT IS A LIE!!!

However, since flamers and spammers who are SO CALLED "cheese conies" continue to mock at me and say I can't make an MLP fic at all. I decided to prove them wrong! However, since I can't watch FIM, and I don't really wnat to get all that much into it... my only option is to try and BREAK OFF from it.

So I created Magic Is Believing...

An alternate universe with creatures, plottings and rules of my own. This way I don't HAVE to watch FIM, and the plotings and rules can't be OOC... becuase they're all pretty much fresh.

My goal is to use newer and different ideals that FIM doens't have.

For Starters...

I made them Anthropomorphics so they can do things I've seen that inspired me to make them that way. Dance... jump... fight more effectively...

I added Faries to be more original, and add other mysteries to the adventure (Plus, Twilight had a Dragon... so Lightning will have a fairy_

The Unicornicopians are ALL winged unicorns so this way they all can have some of the same characteristics. (Best of all... everyone can fly)

The Grand Ruler... is an Alicorn that has three unicorn horns and golden pegasus wings. Now that IS different... and original.

I got rid of the cuite marks (Since I don't understand them) and replaced them with serial numbers. I find it adds a neat twist and helps it so you cna't confuse two unicorns of the same color.

Finally, unlike the Equestrians... the Unicorns magics and purposes are different. The Unicorns are basicaly a warrior-race, their soul purpose is to FIGHT to DEFEND. Protecting the dimesnions... as well as Equestria and their own from as much evil as they can. This is why they usually wear torso armor, pants/skirts, and boots. Their powers and magic are mostly used for battle and combat, while others are used for other purposes...

-Attack
-Defense
-Inteligence
-Speed
-Healing

And various others depending on that one's mastery of power (The Grand Ruler, having lived for a long time has mastered all sorts of magic, but even he has his share of flaws)

The unicorns usually go about their daily lives lviving normally and not relying on their magic powers, becuase they are so deadly, and might make things worse.

Then there's the uniforce, which I deem either just as strong, or stronger than the Elements of Harmony (Since I don't wnat to use the Elements either"

The uniforce is the ultimate power of a rare golden horn. By using the Uniforce, a Unicorn can increase its magic cappabilites to infinity, but the uniforce also focusses all the energy of the unicorn into one concentrated burst. Afterwhich, depending on the inner strength of the unicorn, it could be left weak and draine dof much power and energy. The uniforce is very powerful, and must be used wisely. Do not underestiate its full cappabilties.

Sorry I got carried away.

All that up there is just for my own world. I'm making the fic becuase I was mocked, dared, and don't seem to have any other choice. I must continue. I just can't trust FIM at all... and I don't know if ever should, but I must continue.

I repeat, I am not crazy, homicidal, murderous, or anything of any nature of that sort to anyone. I'm just very frustrated and just trying to ease up. Is that so wrong...?

lol

Wow.

I'd still rather read his fic than watch MLP though.

Also the ponyfags rage in that thread are funnier than this guy's crazy. He's trolling them just by being mentally ill. Rock on I say.

>>164941
>First of all, I don't write fanfics for fun and games (That's the least bit) I write them because I'm angry and frustrated, and in pain.

Do you think Fan-Fiction is A MOTHERFUCKING GAME?

Remember, it's better to let your feelings out through fanfiction than to let the anger damage your immune system.

He's gonna be the male tara strong you guys.

Post 17283 has pony porn/clopfic about Mykan. It's actually kind of funny but I'm hesitant to post it because, you know, pony porn. Just ctrl-f it.

Oh boy, back to work.

Let me know if there's anything I can write to troll him, like putting a donkey in Unicornia and make him king.

>>I got rid of the cuite marks (Since I don't understand them) and replaced them with serial numbers. I find it adds a neat twist and helps it so you cna't confuse two unicorns of the same color.

spastics!

>>164983
Fuck me, I'm retarded today.

>>164985
Right now I'm searching all over to try to find a video of him singing. "Beast Boy's Magic Voices" seems to just be songs by random artists.

The fics were fun but I'm not sure the best way to troll him is to get him mad, because everything gets him mad. Based on my interactions with him I'd say he's not excessively paranoid, so maybe just pretend to be a fan and convince him to "shut up the trolls" by showing us his amazing singing and voice acting talents.

>>164988

nevermind, found him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsnn5CFxrdI

Much better than I expected, since I'm used to Chris. Then again, in the description he mentions computer editing so maybe that involved re-pitching.

Tee-hee-hee.

I still think cheese conies' reactions are funnier than he is. They were genuinely angry at some mentally ill person personing on about their cartoon and offended at his intended plots for the story. Haha oh wow etc.

OP is an offended coney.

>>164941

>I got rid of the cuite marks (Since I don't understand them) and replaced them with serial numbers. I find it adds a neat twist and helps it so you cna't confuse two unicorns of the same color.

My God, that's a lot of spasm.

>>164999
can't mykan and the cheese conies both be funny?

>>164941
>I got rid of the cuite marks (Since I don't understand them) and replaced them with serial numbers. I find it adds a neat twist and helps it so you cna't confuse two unicorns of the same color.
>serial numbers
that's what Hitler did to the jews.

>I got rid of the cuite marks (Since I don't understand them) and replaced them with serial numbers. I find it adds a neat twist and helps it so you cna't confuse two unicorns of the same color.

But that's like changing their fingerprints for, well serial numbers which nobody will bother to learn or even read.

>I am not crazy, homicidal, murderous, or anything of any nature of that sort to anyone.
The Grand Ruler... is an Alicorn that has three unicorn horns and golden pegasus wings. Now that IS different... and original.
>(The Grand Ruler, having lived for a long time has mastered all sorts of magic, but even he has his share of flaws)
>I got rid of the cuite marks (Since I don't understand them) and replaced them with serial numbers. I find it adds a neat twist and helps it so you cna't confuse two unicorns of the same color.

Hahaha, oh wow. This nigger right here

tl;dr all brσnies are spёrgs that can go clop in hell.

>>165056
At least they're not furries, eh?

Tell me you've seen this, /cwc/.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wElKlpgPGVU&feature=channel_video_title

Don't know how to embed, skipped that special ED class.

At some point in the thread he says something like "neither I nor most of the people who watch FiM have friends, so saying 'friendship is magic' is pointless..."

Predictably, rage ensued.

>>165072

Do you see the little "Help" link right by the embed box? That shows you how to do it, strangely enough.

>>165041

You have a good point. He does remind me of Chris with his insane ramblings. Especially when he capitalises things.

I became slightly troll shieldy out of subconscious pity for him I think. I keep feeling sorry for lolcows lately. What the fuck is wrong with me? Ignore my homosexual deviantry, continue the thread.

>>165067

You're being sarcastic right? lol

>>165096
This guy is a genius.

>>165067
Broonies are a subset of furries. Furries and Sonicfags have jumped on the MLP bandwagon so that they could become cool on the internets once again. Naturally, the original 4chan broonies are going apeshit because, now, they can't brag about being a ''normal manly dude who happens to like a girl's show'' without being associated with creepy fat virgin shut-ins who live in a fantasy world of bright colors and one-dimensional fapfics.

>>165072
>where the somethingcorns live peacefully
Weren't they warriors?
Also note how he tells the whole story at what is suppossed to be the intro.

>>164941

Got to be a troll. No way someone is upset about some shitty cartoon that's six years gone.

>>165111

Mykan has written 125 terrible fics and counting.

He is no troll.

These guy has to be some kind of amazing troll.

>Neither I nor most of the people who watch FiM have friends, so saying 'friendship is magic' is pointless...

>First of all, I don't write fanfics for fun and games (That's the least bit) I write them because I'm angry and frustrated, and in pain.

>If you had a choice, would you choose to be raped and beaten or go through what I've been through, which is arguably worst.

>So I can’t really watch FIM at all… it’s too dangerous and I won't take the risk of being hurt again. (I tried to watch just one episode and felt sadened and frustrated for three whole days!)

There's absolutely no way somebody can genuinely think like this. This has to be the greatest troll ever conceived by the hand of man.

This Mykan guy reminds me a bit of Ulillillia.

>>165072
>Secret of Mana music

Damnit, stop liking what I like horsefuckers.

:(

Is Mykan the same guy who called himself "King of Dakaris" or something like that, or am I mixing cows?

>>165186
Same guy. Has a white costume with a burger king crown. People always comment on his dick in that picture for some reason. Was in that one video at the Canadian anime con where he read his story to some unimpressed interview and stated his crown couldn't be removed, prompting the interviewer to remove it.

>>165187
>[he] stated his crown couldn't be removed, prompting the interviewer to remove it.

I wonder how he covered for that?

>"My crown cannot be removed!"
>*boop*
>"Except by repressed homosexuals!"

  >>165189
At 1:15. His explanation is "Well, in this world it does..."

  Follow up interview three years later.

>>165187

Doesn't he have a thread here?

>>165207

Yeah but it's buried deep, probably on page 10+.

>>165191

WEPON SHOT

Not sure if you guys have spotted this yet but it's one of my favorite Mykan posts.

after reading this thread, I think Mykan might be vulnerable to some kind of "sweetheart" troll. What would his dream girl be like?

>>164980
For anyone who can't decipher what tardo is saying through his babbling, he's upset over the last episode of Teen Titans.

A few episodes in the second season, that was this earthbender bitch named Terra, she went up to Beast Boy and was all like "Hello, i have a vagina and can do shit with rocks!" and Beast Boy got a boner for her but then she had to leave because she was a fucking retard and couldn't control her powers or some shit.

Then in another episode, she came back and was all like "hey guys! i'm back and i'm totally not evil or anything!" and everyone but Goth Bitch believed her. Goth bitch was pissed at her for the entire episode but by the end goth bitch was all like "okay, you're totally trustworthy and shit, welcome to Grove Street Families motherfucka." and Terra was all like "OH SHIT THEY TRUST ME THIS IS SO GREAT!"

BUT SUDDENLY, it turns out Rock Bitch WAS a traitor after all. She was in cahoots with the bad guy, Slade, and his minions were attacking the Titans Tower while rock bitch took Beast Boy away on a date or some shit.

Then rock bitch was all like "Beast Boy, i totally betrayed you and shit, do you hate me?" and Beast Boy was all like "uh, YES." and he broke up her and saved his friends and she cried like a little bitch like "BAWWWW MY BOYFRIEND DOESN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE JUST 'CAUSE I TEAMED UP WITH HIS WORST ENEMY AND TRIED TO KILL ALL HIS FRIEND!!!" and she became a full-on villain.

Then, in YET ANOTHER episode, Terra came back and beat the shit out of the whole team because she was pissed at them for a situation that was completely and utterly her fault, and they faked it out like she killed all of them. Then it turned out they were all alive, they beat the shit out of her, and she changed her mind about being evil and sacrificed her life to kill Slade. Which was a pretty decent end to a rather stupid plot arc.

BUT THEN, in the last episode, out of nowhere, for no explained reason, it turned out Terra was alive and going to some shitty prep school or something. Beast Boy was all like "Oh shit! Terra, you're alive!" and Terra was all like "What? Oh no, i'm not Terra. I'm Mrs. Snrub, i'm from some place far away." and Beast Boy spent the entire episode stalking her until Slade showed up and was all like "Beast Boy, you retard, she doesn't want to go back, she wants to lead a different life for some vague, ill-defined reason." and Beast Boy was all like "Okay.jpg" and learned a lesson about letting people go.

Basically, even though the episode was shitty and poorly written, it still had an important message, that sometimes, you have to let people do what makes them happy, you can't let the past control your life, and you have to learn to grow up and accept change.

Why i bring this is because that's the exact opposite of everything Mykan has ever done. Well into adulthood, he's letting endings from Children Shows dominate every aspect of his life and personality, he writes fanfics where he smashes two people together with the force of a freight train despite what their feelings in canon would be, and he's done everything he can in his fanfics to reverse changes made in the shows he watches while keeping himself in a permanent childhood where he lives in a world of make-believe.

Basically, if he had actually bothered to think about the episode he spends so much private-spurg-time crying over, he'd probably have a better life.

  >>166075
Accurate depiction of the final episode of Teen Titans.

Wow. This guy is spastic as fuck.

Every single post is pure liquid spasm. I don't know what to cap.

>>166075
You know, I used to like that show, and I've contemplated torrenting it to see the whole thing in order instead of random episodes I saw the WB.
I don't think I'm gonna bother now. So, thanks I guess.

>>166084
Oh no, the show's worth watching.

Just avoid the Terra episodes like the Plague.

>>166085
Except I've already seen 3 of them on TV. :/

>>166093
Aw well.

They might not even be as bad as i'm describing, i'm just looking back on them, i haven't seen them in years.

>>164941
>I got rid of the cuite marks (Since I don't understand them) and replaced them with serial numbers.
This is the most spastic sentence I have ever read

This guy reminds me of a dude I know in real life, except replace the childish obsession with cartoons with an obsession for Firefly, making shitty models in Blender, Starcraft and World of Warcraft.

>>166108
>Shitty models in World of Warcraft

Are you sure you don't mean Warcraft 3?

>>166085
>>Oh no, the show's worth watching.

Homor confirmed for horrible taste.

>>166109
Meant starcraft and wow separate from the shitty models, sorry.

>>166075
I don't know, I thought she was a decent "foolish child making bad decisions" character. I'm probably letting nostalgia cloud my judgement, though.

>>166114
Like i said, it was really long ago and i have very foggy memories of it.

>>166114
They were trying to make a kid's-friendly version of the Judas Contract plotline from the '80s Teen Titans comics. The original Terra was a bucktoothed fifteen-year-old psychopath who was sleeping with the main villain. The point was to troll X-Men fans who kept crying about Teen Titans "copying" the latter comic, so they made Terra similar to Kitty Pryde and then made her a creepy sociopath. Or something.

I don't know who decided to translate it into a show targeted towards 2-11 year olds, but I guess they could have done worse.

Mykan reveals the true reason he writes fics.

the holocaust was boring, you can't expect mykan to remember EVERY event from early 1900s lifestyles...

>>166159
Is he posting on ponychan? Because if so he might be the sanest one there.

>>166160

So let me see if I have this right. He does not want to fall in love because everyone else grew out of thinking that girls have cooties at the age of 7?

And why isn't he eating his food from a bottle? You'd think that solid food is too mainstream for him.

  I hope I don't get banned for this but I notice nobody has mentioned the pony animation he made which might be the most spastic thing in all of youtube.

>>166207
I love the smug look that Mykan's ponysona has the whole time.

Hmm I wonder how this will turn out

>>166207
That was horrible
That was dogshit

Can someone cap all of the good parts of the thread?

It's over 3000 posts now. It's practically a small novel on it's own.

This thread actually made me see just how deranged this guy is. Kudos to OP, this is great stuff.

>>166250
CTRL+F "The REAL Dakari King Mykan"

Literally everything he posts is pure liquid spasm.

Ok, clearly he is making up this whole "no love" thing to be tough, so I went ahead and made the bare bones for a sweetheart:

http://www.youtube.com/user/bubblesXdelight

Of course, as it is this is an obvious troll account (new, not much stuff) so I was wondering what needs to be added before it's time to start a dialogue with Mykan. I'm thinking she should like some of the same shows he does (but not *exactly* the same ones) and have sort of a "nice/nerdy" feel. If we do this right, /cwc/ can troll someone for the first time ever, thus breaking the ancient curse.

>>166315
I would make her older, like 19. I would also favorite several videos so it seem like you were signing up to comment on videos and talk to people.

Where is this kids parents? Jesus Christ!

>>166333

Done. I'm trying to find some videos that might be related to Mykan's so it'll make sense how I found him. Closing in on first contact...

ok, I"m ready to make first contact and I commented on a couple of mykan's videos. Not sure if he'll actually respond, though... what's the best way to get his attention without raising his suspicion?

Play on what he likes. He wants Beast boy to be with Terra from the show. You should probably watch a few episodes of Beastboy, Teen Titans, and other shows he likes, especially the ending of Beastboy. Apparently, he hates the ending of Beastboy because Terra didn't end up with him.

You could leave message on his Youtube channel, how you were crushed when Terra turned down Beastboy.

>>166099
Nah, they were bad. The drama was horribly overdone. But then, maybe I'm expecting too much rationality of character from a cartoon about kids with super powers.

Mykan spurging to seldom seen heights, br0nies writhing in rage and confusion...

This is my favorite thread in a long while.

First contact has been achieved. I guess we'll see where this goes.

So apparently a while back Mykan wrote a story called "Project After" about some people who made fun of him. In the story, they are villains who get beaten up and sent to jail by the Teen Titans. Link:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6015585/1/Project_After

Apparently the people mentioned took notice and asked him what his deal was in the reviews, but I'm still not sure what the full story was. I found this out because Mykan thinks project after is the reason his videos get so many dislikes, or something.

>>166623

ok, so apparently project after is a real thing:

http://projectafter.wikia.com/wiki/Dakari-King_Mykan

It's a really small wiki (13 pages) that seems to be about making fun of people, and the characters in Mykan's stories were most likely based off admins/mods there.

mykan is getting pretty chatty, sent me 3 yt messages in the last ~5 minutes.

Right now he's just complaining about how the trolls are mean to him (he linked me to that huge fimchan thread) and I think he's opening up more as I express more sympathy. I imagine it'll be a while before he starts getting more suggestible (due to the NO LOVE NO FRIENDSHIP thing) but I'm sure he'll soften up eventually.

I think I'm stroking his ego pretty effectively. I told him it was impressive how many fics he's written and he responds by giving me the total word count... I'd say this is going pretty smoothly.

oh man, I think he wants me to defend him against the cheese conies. I'm going in.

lollll here we go

ok, which one of you guys was this?

>>166736
I think it should be obvious based on the previous post

Does he just spend all day on there replying to people?

Every time I have clicked on that thread he is posting.

>>166794

no matter what time of day I've contacted him, he always replies really quickly. I think he checks his youtube/email/ff/fimchan messages every five minutes or so.

ugh... at some point this morning Mykan got up and started arguing with the trolls again, and now the thread is like 300 posts longer than the last time I saw it. Also is one of you "johnny"?

>>167007

lol nevermind, mykan just told me he's johnny. Still, it's good that he's confiding in me.

oh god help me out, do any of you know who "count logan" is? (Apparently one of mykans characters)

Lol this Maniak guy is so mad.

>>167013
and... apparently he's an orphan. I'm not really sure what to make of that.

It really says something that the cheese conies tell me I'm making "valid points" when I'm trying to say intentionally retarded things. It's like an inversion of that "what trolls want you to believe" comic.

Minor update: some coney wrote/is writing a shitty revenge fic about killing mykan. These guys are exactly like those people who wish physical harm on chris.

>>167454

forgot link:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11CISaP6-aTvNTLyOCx-kEIYBKWIMWJ5h7Qu7ngYOZpk/edit?pli=1

wow this is taking longer than I thought. Any tips for gradually seducing Mykan? I assumed he'd be all "omg a girl!" and be all over me but he just keeps going on and on about his fanfiction ideas no matter what I say.

>>167621

Chris did the same thing at times, so maybe it is common among people with spasm. Approach the relationship like he would and pretend to be very interested in his projects. Heap on compliments. You should also make an original character to ship with the one that represents him. That's the only way those types understand romantic intent. You should also express juvenile romantic love, because he watches kids cartoons you have to be on the same level. If you tried to hard to be sexy, it would likely turn him off or make him afraid of the potent sexuality.

Now he's ranting about how the ponies should just write with their hooves, it's sort of like Chris where if you didn't have some background on him you'd swear he was just trolling.

Okay, so Mykan is writing revenge fics about the cheese conies who made fun of him (Maniak, DraculaMarth, and I think one or two others) and I was thinking I could "help out" by drawing bad things happening to them, or just do drawings that make fun of them. As an added bonus, I could post the pics on the pony thread, potentially enraging the cheese conies.

...Problem is I can't draw. Any drawfags wiling to help out?

The spasm is overwhelming. Between Mykan and these guys, I'd definitely want mykan to win.

Watch out, he can rap MC hammer style.

By the way, is there some way we can get some coverage of Mykan at anime north this year? (Like if someone here was already planning to go, knows someone who is, etc.) It'd be nice to know he was going to be on camera for an extended length of time.

I've tried hinting that I'm into Mykan but I think it was too subtle because he didn't respond to it and kept talking about those cheese conies he's fighting. It's tricky because I want to be careful what I say so I don't scare him off or make him suspect I'm a troll.

As for pic, it looks like we've got some options here. Email would probably be the easiest, while msn might be better for getting more intimate with mykan. I have an email for kaylee, but I'm always hesitant to use her msn because I only have one picture of her and people usually ask for more. (I've been hesitant to get her a new "look" and get a gallery of some girl who doesn't look like her, but I'll do that for Mykan if necessary.)

oh god I'm talking to him and laughing so hard

I'll make a pastebin of the chatlog once he leaves and I have a "complete" conversation.

sneak preview:

[14:44:10] Michael says:
... is the fire growing?
[14:44:22] Michael says:
(Are you gonna want more)

[14:44:29] Michael says:
Now...
[14:44:36] Michael says:
If this doesn't get you going nothing will

>>168884
Whoa, awesome.
A conversation between two people and I have no idea who either one is!

Thanks for the sneak preview!

>>168892
>get in thread
>don't read thread
>WHAT ARE U ALL TALKIN BOUT HURRR NO CARE

Are you mentally challenged or what?

>>168892

Michael = Mykan.

oh god you guys

never talk to someone with spasm... he's been talking about cartoons for like 3 hours now

[13:59:33] Michael says:
Check
[13:59:38] Kaylee says:
1 2 3
[13:59:41] Michael says:
Clear
[13:59:52] Kaylee says:
haha
[13:59:57] Michael says:
Well this certainly is better than swapping hard messages all the time
[14:00:01] Kaylee says:
yes definitely
[14:00:09] Michael says:
As for the NUTJOBS
[14:00:16] Michael says:
Wow... they are really going at you now
[14:00:19] Kaylee says:
haha yeah
[14:00:28] Kaylee says:
even after 3000 posts of rage
[14:00:34] Kaylee says:
the are still addicted to ragehol
[14:00:42] Michael says:
3000
[14:00:44] Michael says:
???
[14:00:46] Michael says:
hehehehehh
[14:00:52] Michael says:
You have no idea... do you
[14:00:56] Kaylee says:
??
[14:01:02] Michael says:
What year is this?
[14:01:07] Kaylee says:
uh
[14:01:12] Kaylee says:
the end of the world year
[14:01:15] Kaylee says:
(according to some)
[14:01:22] Michael says:
(That's rubbish)
[14:01:26] Michael says:
Give me the number
[14:01:26] Kaylee says:
lol I think so too
[14:01:28] Kaylee says:
2012
[14:01:31] Kaylee says:
?????????????????????????
[14:01:38] Michael says:
These retards have been going on long since...
[14:01:44] Michael says:
2000 and... 8
[14:01:52] Kaylee says:
oh you mean trolls in general
[14:01:56] Michael says:
maybe even longer
[14:01:56] Kaylee says:
not maniak............... right?
[14:02:00] Michael says:
Him too...
[14:02:20] Michael says:
PRoject After is where he and everyone else comes from
[14:02:31] Kaylee says:
oh wow I didnt know that
[14:02:41] Kaylee says:
he's more obsessed than i thought
[14:02:47] Michael says:
Weird thing...
[14:02:51] Michael says:
if you him that right now...
[14:02:55] Michael says:
He'll tell you he's not
[14:03:05] Michael says:
"You things are SHIT... and deserve to be mocked"
[14:03:28] Kaylee says:
he's built like his entire internet persona around mocking you, it seems
[14:03:44] Kaylee says:
or most of it
[14:03:46] Michael says:
Not just me...
[14:03:55] Michael says:
and not just him...
[14:03:59] Michael says:
Look at this...
[14:04:19] Michael says:
http://www.projectafterforums.com/index.php?s=8f36a4daeb7bef3c89b8c286496b0be4&showtopic=1709&st=4560&p=138207&#entry138207
[14:04:47] Kaylee says:
at the bottom it says project after was done with you
[14:04:51] Kaylee says:
(it went straight to the bottom)
[14:05:12] Kaylee says:
also wow 229 pages
[14:06:01] Michael says:
And this
[14:06:04] Michael says:
http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Dakari-King_Mykan
[14:06:20] Kaylee says:
oh ya I saw that :(
[14:06:41] Michael says:
And recently they stolen my newest vid
[14:07:42] Michael joins conversation
[14:07:51] Kaylee says:
it's weird because ED hates cheese conies
[14:07:59] Kaylee says:
i'd think they would take your side in this
[14:08:41] Michael says:
Pfff
[14:08:43] Michael says:
As if
[14:09:32] Kaylee says:
yeahhhhhh they do kind of hate on everyone and everything
[14:10:42] Michael joins conversation
[14:10:44] Michael says:
They claim they don't
[14:11:59] Michael joins conversation
[14:12:01] Kaylee says:
oh hey
[14:12:11] Kaylee says:
when does anime north start
[14:12:15] Kaylee says:
/when are you going
[14:12:27] Michael says:
Same as always...
[14:12:37] Michael says:
Weekend after Victoria Weekend... the end of may
[14:13:12] Kaylee says:
I'm trying to think of what you can do about maniak :/
[14:13:29] Michael says:
Well... I did think of giving him a black eye...
[14:13:33] Michael says:
JK
[14:13:36] Kaylee says:
lol he deserves it
[14:13:45] Michael says:
No... I can't...
[14:13:54] Michael says:
Not with so many people wathcing I'd go to jail or be banned from AN
[14:14:00] Kaylee says:
I was JK too
[14:14:08] Kaylee says:
well he does deserve it... but it's a bad idea
[14:14:13] Michael says:
Besides... you wouldn't believe other idiots in this world
[14:14:19] Michael says:
They actually BUY his SLOTH...
[14:14:27] Michael says:
and turn agianst me... some of them wee MY FANS!!!
[14:14:47] Kaylee says:
must not have been true fans
[14:14:57] Kaylee says:
it's ridiculous that maniak could convince anyone
[14:14:59] Michael says:
That's just the problem
[14:15:09] Michael says:
They CLAIMED they were tru fans... and I could trust them...
[14:15:13] Michael says:
"I would never turn agianst you"
[14:15:18] Michael says:
FLIPFLOP!!!
[14:15:22] Kaylee says:
:(
[14:15:30] Michael says:
GRRRRR!!!
[14:15:33] Michael says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaB78xQV3VY
[14:16:29] Kaylee says:
oh man speaking of things change
[14:16:40] Kaylee says:
I've tried to figure out what the next season of TT will be like
[14:16:44] Kaylee says:
but there isn't much info yet...
[14:16:56] Michael says:
That's cause it's not a season
[14:17:01] Kaylee says:
?
[14:17:08] Kaylee says:
I heard there was a season+a movie coming
[14:17:14] Michael says:
Uh uhn...
[14:17:32] Michael says:
It's only SHORTS of the Titans WATCHING or PROMOTING movies...
[14:17:37] Michael says:
There is no Season 6
[14:17:51] Kaylee says:
you're sure? I heard something like that was coming out late 2012
[14:17:59] Michael says:
Nope...
[14:18:12] Michael says:
And even if there is... that means I may have less time to live than ever
[14:18:17] Kaylee says:
what why?
[14:18:54] Michael says:
Remember why I keep making vids and fics?
[14:19:07] Kaylee says:
it was to deal with the pain right?
[14:19:09] Kaylee says:
pain/anger
[14:19:15] Michael says:
And to tell people
[14:19:19] Michael says:
I want BB and Terra back
[14:19:28] Michael says:
If they don't get together soon... I fear...
[14:19:32] Michael says:
OH...!
[14:19:35] Michael says:
EEEK
[14:19:39] Michael says:
*GRASPS CHEST*
[14:19:43] Michael says:
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARCH...!!!
[14:19:47] Michael says:
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[14:19:53] Michael says:
...

I need sleep after that, more cocks later

holy shit, this is a gold mine of lulz

ta daaaaaaa

gonna try and talk to him today. With any luck I can convince him to try some fun roleplaying. ;3

part 2

sadly there was no cybering today, because Mykan is celibate.

Oh kaylee, you sleezy little guy/girl/whatever. You trolled us all. Man, congratulations. If I had knwon that I would have played along a long time ago.
Seriously, kaylee is just a troll. Man, sorry I actually believed it was a real person. Thing is, MYkan actually has a few "fans" who really are as stupid as you played up.

But hey, hope we see each other on the fim board again. By the way, I will not tell anyone else there who you really are. It just adds more to the fun. Still, I will pm my friends on PA about it, just so they know and play along.

~Maniak

PS: Call me obsessed about Mykan, I am just trolling him for the lulz.

>>169539
severely anallysore plspastic detected

>>169550
Oh please, as if I am angry at that. I am totally aware of how I came up in the board, which by the way was just me being a lazy fuck to tell Mykan over and over again why he even fails at getting that show, while he always talks about how he gets the shows he watches and how he is making them better. Yeah, sure. Therefore making a Teen Titans fanfic where everyone is stuck in a High school Musical is so badass. But I digress.

I am just messing with this guy. Not as "professional" as "kaylee" does, but hey. Everyone has his own way.

So yeah, no "hard feelings" or anything at all.
I now even look forward to kaylee`S post in the thread.

~Maniak

>>169553
You should totally namefag, brah. Then you'll look so much less mad and like you're not taking this shit overly seriously.

>>169555
Dude, Maniak. The username is already more or less a hint. Well yeah fine, the guy actually would not even get if I namefag and use the same kind of sayings or informations as before.

ah well, isn`t as if the guy is going to show up on that thread again. Knowing Mykan myself, he already run away with histail between the legs. At least until he wants to get attention again or someone like "kaylee" tells him of somethign going up there.

Mykan is pretty frustrating. He insists he's asexual but then drools over cartoon tits and goes "EAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGH WOOOWIE!!" I think the fact that he thinks I really exist is a huge turn off for him. Then again, I can probably get more lulz out of him without being his sweetheart from the ground up.

>>169553

Now that you know my sekrit trollsona identity, there might be some new opportunities for me to cozy up to Mykan, if you're willing to help.

See, he's pretty obsessed with you (in case that wasn't obvious), and he seems to be worried that he'll be beaten up at anime north. However, if he sees me getting "on the inside" and delivering him your secret troll plans, he'll 1) trust me more and 2) become smug. Right now he's totally depressed whenever I talk to him, and it's getting really old, so any positive emotion would be an improvement... so yeah, does that sound like a good plan? y/n

>>169566
Believe me, I know Mykan now for at least one year and I am total obvious to his "crushes" and what he thinks about me.
Well, you already saw in the topic how I explained more than once (kinda like a broken record) what the guy all said and did here and there. Not to forget the obvious psychoanalysis of the guy, based on the cocks of his stories.

As for wiling to help, sure. I should make the following just clear:
1. I am actually surprised he thinks I am some "mastermind" who is going to ruin everything about him. I mean come on. I only play the villain. *shrugs*

2. Let`s talk about some details in regard of Mykan to come up with something. But for the start, I should say we try to get on something that is not related to AN. Cause seriously, that he even thinks I show up there for real just proves how paranoid he is.

>>169576

kaylee's msn is [email protected], and I also have this fanfiction.net account (my initial, failed attempt at trolling Mykan):

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/3356207/Takari_General_Rangpur

There is so much bullshit lying behind this obsession for a show for 6 year olds, but it's so god damn funny.
I've seen nothing that can show how retarded we as a humans can be that's as hilarious as this.

>>169580

it's okay, people with spasm often trip over the wordbutter, an invention from the homosexual deviants in the stonecutters designed to alter the cocks of posts.

I still wonder why the Powerpuff Girls never had this explosion of teens-to-30s male popularity. It was a show staring cute little girls with easy to read personalities that also had humor that was meant for audiences of all ages. It had better animation than FiM, more diverse and appealing character design, and had a good amount of merchandise.

Is it because FiM has the furry factor? Was PpG too violent and not sweet enough to appeal to the inner little girl of the lonely neckbeard? Is it just a sign of different times where the increase in easily accessible, specialized internet communities allows these fans to feel their fandom is OK and as a result have excessive communications with other like-minds, leading to the FiM fandom's snowballing into this insane clusterfuck of failure? It's like it is becoming an alt lifestyle or some shit.

I mean really. I don't see how somebody can be such a diehard fan of a show that hasn't even been around that long and that will almost certainly go to shit in another season or two.

>>169585
WHAT IF OP tripped over the wordbutter?

>>169590
It started off as a joke on /co/ to annoy people.
But then it got out of hand when people started actually taking it seriously.

>>169595
So basically the ANONYMOUS IS LEGION/"Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget" effect.

>>169590
In the beginning it was kinda hipster cool to like it, but now it's just taken on a complete life of its own.

>>169596
yeah, pretty much

>>169596
Bingo, people got the wrong idea about the show and thought that it was cool since they thouguht it was cool.

Have you seen at least ONE Br0ny who actually watches the show? they all don't give a fuck about it, they just want to look hip.

>>169603
Hmm, I don't know, I thought they did really like the show. I guess it could be a classic case of new users thinking that a sarcastic joke is the truth ala 4chan's /b/, but who knows. There must be some explanation.

A lot of them probably do like the show though, but the fandom is so huge it seems rigged, something's not right, it's as huge as the furry fandom and they refuse to stay in the closet, it's like as if there are creatures that feeds on spasm stuck inside their bodies and they'll burst out at any moment.

Let's take this forum thread of a game full of spastics, for example.
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=159737.0
It's almost hit 90000 replies, and it's been around for less than a year and became the most popular thread on the board.
A Minecraft thread before that hit about 4000 replies after two and a half years.
Does anyone see anything wrong with that?

>>169612
Yeah, it's wrong, but it's not that surprising.

When you have an entire generation of solitary, confused young men raised under the shadow of feminism and at odds with their own masculinity, a show like My Little Pony is the perfect shit storm to bring all the rot to the surface. The fandom is a snowball of emasculated failures gathering followers as it tumbles through the internet. It ain't hard to predict what kind of people are going to stick to that snowball: goons, channers, redditors, tumblrfags. The list goes on.

>>169612
well, as a fan of the show myself, I know what the problem is. Hey, I enjoy the show for what it is. something to waste my time with once a week. cheese conies on the other hand take it almost as a gospel. God knows why, I think it is a combination of a lot of stupid shit at once. You know, like a hipster mentality, and a behaviour to justify that they watch it, because they secretely are ashamed to watch a show that actually just is there to promote toys for little girls.


But -and now back to the Mykan topic- what really surprised me was, that Mykan did not join the bandwagoon. See, knowing Mykan`s interests in animation (and following the cliché, that a lot of spastic people also seem to like the show the most) and taking his ego problems (you know, putting himself in his stories as superior character etc) I told him about the show to make him obsessed with it to the pooint he writes fanfic. I wanted him to start a flame war with cheese conies without even knowing it. What I did not expect, was that his story idea would be that fucking ridiculous.

Oh and as afterthought, regarding the con--tent change... yeah, not very funny. *shrug*

>>169595
>>169596
>>169603
So much bullshit in this thread.
Again, you guys are a bunch of newfags who can't picture /co/ as what it is.
If it started as a joke, its on /b/, and that was 5 month after /co/.

>>169579

oh almost forgot, this is my youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/bubblesXdelight?feature=mhee

>>169633
plothurt coney?

>>169637
Meh, I find br0nies stupid too, just like the JULAYfags.
Just tired of Anons like >>169603 who can't admit other Anons might like something they don't.
Also I'm not >>169635

so I had a trolling plan and was wondering if you guys have any input and/or think I should change anything. Here goes:

Act 1: the pledge

Kaylee shows Mykan good faith, getting dirt on Maniak, bolstering his trust. She (might) reveal that Maniak and the Takari General are actually the same person.
Act 2: the turn

Everything is up in the air. Through his cruelty, Maniak establishes himself as Mykan's nemesis, while Kaylee continues to support him, protect him, show him unconditional devotion. A deep bond is formed.

Act 3: the prestige

Everything resolves in one stunning climax. The rabbit comes out of the hat, so to speak, as mykan's world shatters and it is revealed that
Kaylee and Maniak have been the same person since the start.

Obviously there are a number of things that might go wrong with this but it's the best endgame I can think of at present.

>>169712
I am not really for letting myself be used completely for that, sorry.

But you could make the "Takari General and Maniak" alliance or something like that up if you want. Heck, let`S go a bit "deeper": In order to show Mykan how cruel Maniak is, Maniak will "betray" the General someday by mocking one of his fanfics. The general gets so broken by it, he deletes his story. Mykan will then actually believe that Maniak is a cruel bastard.

>>169716

ok, maybe if the general and kaylee are the same person? I just feel like whatever trolling campaign we do should end cleanly, with some kind of climactic reveal. I'm basing my ideas somewhat off of Chris Chan hippie circles, except those usually ended with the "online girlfriend" dying gruesomely which strikes me as inelegant writing.

>>169721

(hippie circle = sa.ga)

>>169721
I guess that works. And when the reveal happens, lets admit I fell for it also at first. you know, the entire kaylee thing.
big question is, how shall it start? I mean, any idea for basic information you could leak? also let`s face it, why should I start to trust you in the first place, that I tell you (fake) personal information?

By the way, if you were kaylee, who was Johnny? Mykan himself?

>>169651
Huh? I don't give a crap about ANONYMOOSE and 4chan or whatever, much less about if their tastes agree with mine or not. I only regularly go to /ic/ (god knows why) and once a month or so I go to /co/. I was making the LEGION analogy just based on what another poster suggested, because that is almost all I have to go on.

>>169728

lol yes, Mykan was Johnny. (There's a screencap of him admitting it earlier in the thread.)

I think Kaylee might work well as a "femme fatale" character who seduces Maniak, getting his mugshot/real name/location. (This will play into Mykan's sense of accomplishment for "resisting" women.) As for your "identity", I was thinking something simple and distinctive yet embarrassing, like furry/teen werewolf/etc., but the exact details probably won't affect the trolling that much.

Also, Journals of a Takari General guy, if you're there you should totally be in the super elite Mykan stonecutters crew, because he's being way more responsive than last time and there are tons of possibilities at this stage.

yo maniak add me on msn at my kaylee address

the third installment

>>169836
I've only been skimming this thread here and there, but holy fuck, that is some grade-A insanity right there. I dunno if trolling him is a good idea, he might go insane and murder his family or something.

Pic Related: That boy needs therapy.

>>169836


>[02/14/12 15:09:19 ] Michael : Then I exploded soup in the microwave
>[02/14/12 15:09:24 ] Michael : The soup tasted HORRIBLE

>>169776
thing is, I don`T have msn.
on another note, I know a side Mykan once visited that has its own already abandoned chat we could use to talk. it would be kinda funny to talk on mykans former "home" about his downfall, don`t you think?

as for the latest chat, sweet Jesus, it really is the same bullshit as ever by the guy. and yeah, now also solid profe that the guy is insane enough.

>>169956

alright, that site sounds like it'd be a good place. Link?

>>170012
Here is the link. You have to register there. No worry, the thing is as dead as disco music. I doubt Mykan is going to show up there

http://beastboypwns.forumsmotion.com/

>>170088

Alright I posted here:
http://beastboypwns.forumsmotion.com/t17-hey-guys-whats-up-im-new-here#121

Probly be back on in like ~2 hours

>>166626

Ha ha! Holy shit, I had no idea anyone would ever see that. Was that the first thing you got when you googled "project after"?

Anyway, it sure took you guys long enough. This guy's been sitting on his ass, begging for serious trolling for years now.

These conversations always seem like ten times longer when I'm having them.

Cartoon dramas have warped his mind. He talks and carries on like he's in an episode of Teen Titans.

>>170149
And not even a good one, if there even was one to begin with.
It actually is kind of fascinating to see how the guy takes fictional shows and what happens there as serious as he does. Heck, I bet it makes for a fun game to make this guy obsessed with other shows just mentioning them. Just seeing how the guy may react to Neon Genesis Evangelion would be hilarious. He probably would relate to Shinji.

>>170346

uh, I think he's into enough fandoms right now. I think it'd be more fruitful to explore his various spastic emotions: smug Mykan, lovestruck Mykan, etc. Angry and sad Mykan are funny but it'd be nice to see more permutations of his insanity.

IT doesn't matter if I move on from cartoons or not...

No Romance and offline friendship means NO Romance or offline friendship EVER.

No matter how tempted it may get... or even if someone wants to be nice (I doubt that) The answer is... and must stay as... NO!

"Stay where you are!"

"Your home is the shadow"

That's what it means to let other people move on to me... and this time I did get that form Things Change but also developed at an early stage in life

Serial killer in the making. He'll be in the news someday.

>>170148
Just out of curiosity, what pic did you send him?

>>170448
Oh that question I can answer. See, I suggested him to send the famous picture of that fat guy with the beard who dresses up as Sailor Moon

-Maniak

PS: Yeah, I cna laugh about myself.

>>170450

uh... actually I kind of changed my mind at the last second and sent him something else. I wanted to start with a "neutral photo" and I'd already told Mykan I had the pic, so I had precious little time to act. (I forgot that Mykan knows Maniak is German, but then again he suspected the pic was fake without suspecting I was fake, so this is probably salvageable.)

>>170609
Oh, okay then. Well, guess it is the picture in your current post than? Works at the moment also for me, as long as it helps the joke.

>>170706
so, based on the latest insults Mykan is throwing at me, I think he really believes I am a fatso.
Hey Kaylee, I thnk it is time for the second phase of our little plan. Mind to play up the Takari General card as soon as possible? I will tell you, what I have in mind soon if you want

>>171433

I haven't totally planned out what the Takari General is going to do, just that a) he has roughly Mykan's level of intelligence (as evidenced by his fics) and b) Mykan needs some reason to hate him. I'll contact Mykan as the general, but I gotta brainstorm some more before I can fully establish him as an evul troll.

>>171442
If I may suggest something: Let the Takari general show up on fim board, actually being disgusted of Mykan becuase of his MLU fanfic. Tell him, you think that Celestia`s characterization is awful, cause she is handled like a damsel in distres and that his Grand Ruler is pretty much a self insert that reminds you of something by furry porn artists.

We use that as basis for Maniak to join on the board forces with him and then in the "shadows" we build an alliance, which ends with me one day mocking your MLP story and other stuff, ending in us breaking apart and you suddenly "vanishing" from the net. Why? Because the Takari general couldn`T stand the mocks and killed himself. It would help establish the picture of me as an pure evil guy in Mykan`s eyes.
Alternatively, the Takari general decides to start his own crusade against Mykan, starting off with kaylee, who he attacks over the net.
Then let`s see, if Mykan comes to her "help" or not.

lol this is really confusing

Does anyone else want to be the takari general? I'm worried that if I play two people I'll accidentally forget to have them stop talking at different times when I brb.

lol

>>171451
on another note, any ideas exactly what kaylee could say and do to get on information of Mykan? Personally I would think it as kinda awesome, if you at least get a hand on Mykan`s password for his fanfic account.
Not that I want to change something in his stories, I just want to have him loose control of it for let`s say a week and then give it back to him. Just seeing him go batshit about it.

>>171478

oh man that's brilliant. Ok, I'll try to coax Mykan towards giving me that kind of info if I can... gotta be careful and wait for the right opportunities though, so it may take a while.

that's enough cocks for one day

If you don't mind me posting chatlogs, I've got one from April 2010 where he talks about Teen Titans porn. Note that I'm not Ty, I wasn't in this chat.

>>171600

Wow, he's really really obsessed with sex... also:

>Dakari-King Mykan : May well get off myself

ohlolololol

Whenever I'm chatting with Mykan, I read everything he types in his voice.

So, it seems over the last frew hours a lot of white knights showed up on his fimchan thred and there may be the possibility he listens to them.
... Shit. That actually means, that there may be a spark of hope in the guy, that finally enlightens. (sorry for the prosa language)
Sorry kaylee, I think we should at least for the time being keep quiet. Try to collect information about his future fanfic plans while you are at it, and when he says something about his white knights, also post it. Otherwise, try to keep a neutral point at this. I want to see, where this is going.

>>171758

I highly doubt they'll get through to him, but you should probably wait to see his reaction before continuing.

>>171621
hey, can you do me a favor? in te next chat with Mykan, try to get information of what e thinks of certain of his fans fanfic vice. You know, ask him if there are also other people who suport him on ff.net and so and what he really thinks about them. I would in that regard like you to ask him as subtle as possible, what he thinks especially about a girl called June Byers, who also posted in the fimchan thread.
No wait, better idea: Tell him he shouldn`t trust her, cause Maniak told you (while you acted as the friend of his) that June actually seems trying to befriend him. Make him go paranoid regarding her.

>>165050
Truly these cheese conies are worse than Hitler.

I had to stop talking to him because I was drinking

>>172398
do me a favour: get him to read the second MLU thread that now popped up on fimchan.
Also, you gave him the link to the character creator thing? Try to use that and let him come up with a few characters there and then let him post them on the thread. Let`s see if the guy is able to create chris chan level of stupid characters.

Mykan, oh Mykan,
no one else understands you like I can.

>>174370
you know, I think it would be funny now to play with the big guns. So, question: Ready to send him false pictures of what kaylee looks like and flirt with him but him not understanding it?
Or do we want to play out a scenario where it seems that Maniak is getting at you, having found out who you really are and starting an ultimatum? You know, something like he is going to ruin your life with the informations he gathered around the net if you don`t tell Mykan to delete his pony fanfic at once? And then you can throw in random shit you say you would be into Maniak has found out. (what do I know. Tell him kaylee is a furry or something like that)

>>174760

I'd like to do the first option, but Mykan still seems totally uninterested in non-cartoon sex. The second option sounds awesome though. I'm not sure how much we'll need to "flesh out" whatever evidence Maniak gets on Kaylee but I can probably make her a furaffinity count sometime today (or something along those lines).

>>174836
That and how about the following:
Get Mykan into saying something like "I know that you are a fat shit Mykan, I have evidence" sometimes on the MLP thread (tell him, seeing how Maniak does not really react strong at his accusations, he has to give more details) and then a few days later, you tell him the following:

That Maniak got on you under a second username called Nutjob on another chat and did exactly what you tried: Getting private information on kaylee regarding furaffinity or other embarassing informations and preferences. How? Well, the entire picture thing was something he did as a security meassurement. Foreseeing that Mykan may send out someone to bother him (as he already did on ff.net) he played false informations to kaylee, because she acted way too suspicious. The pictures were false and art of a trap. If Mykan would mention them somewhere, Maniak would do a bit of research on the person he send the pictures to. And so he found out about you being kaylee and now hell breaks lose.

The idea would also be kind of interesting, because we could make actual drama out of it: Is Mykan willing to delete one of his creations completely for the sake of a friend or not?
And if he doesn`t, kaylee may act as if she is seriously hurt and accuse him of using her, you could forge some internet melodrama.

Ok, I guess this thread is back now. Here's the most recent logs with Mykan.

...and Maniak, these are for you. I wanted some easy-to-work-with msn logs so I got someone else to play your role. Basically the idea is that you did some snooping around and found Kaylee on another board with some cartoon porn, and at the end of the logs you were still thinking of demands to make. The next step is for you to demand that Mykan take down one fic per week, each buying Kaylee another week of you withholding these logs.

I used to think Mykan was unfunny. Reading these chatlogs, I have no idea how I ever thought that. Keep up the good work. You guys are evidence that not all trolling has to be EPIN WEEN NIGGERS KILL URSELF LULZ RAGEFACE

I like what you're doing. He basically just needed a catalyst to troll himself, and "kaylee" is it.

>>176104
Not bad. Even if I have to admit, even to "reenact" furry porn is something that makes me shiver (shudder)
Sorry but that stuff, and especially Naylor...
Funny thing, I have heard Naylor is a coney himself and he actually draws the kind of anthropomorphic garbage Mykan wants to see in his stuff. So here is an idea: try to get him to read something by Naylor. You know, some of the guys "safe" work. And then let`s see if Mykan also wants to see the porn.

Also, as said the BB forum, we can use the chat there still if you want, at the weekend I have enough time to make something up there so that we have some fictional drama.
By the way, as long as the thing goes on, let`s also try to think up other stuff. You know, like that I would have found out over the board also a few other sites you are a member of or even your adress (let`s use therefore just the adress of Chris Chan) making you then slowly lose your patience and ask Mykan for "help" in form of emotional support.

>>176143
Edit: I have thought something up and I try to send it to you on the BB forum till saturday:
Basically it is a script of things to say in the next chatlog, a little gag to say the least about how kaylee tries to stand up against Maniak, because Mykan has told her you are nothing and that there is nothing to fear (try to get into a discussion around the next days where you try Mykan to tell you to face me because you are braver and all the garbage) and then Maniak tells you a few personal informations he found out about you (where you live, email of the parents and college) and that he is going to use a few things you said before the furry thing to "nutjob" to spread the word about you and to let e.g. your friends and family know, what you "really" think of them

>>176143

Don't use such an internet-famous address. One google search by Mykan and it's over. You seem new at this so I just thought you could use some advice.

A few more things you might find helpful:
Stop doing things like "(shudders)". We don't roleplay here.
Emoticons should be used sparingly if at all.
Don't sign your posts at the bottom. Tripfag, but only in threads where your identity is relevant. (only this one.)

Most importantly, don't take your "trollsona" seriously. Ask anyone about TvsArmPitt. It will either make you a laughingstock or very unpopular to get too attatched to your online personality.

I hope this helps some. I'm not trying to be a dick, just some advice.

>>176158

This. Imo the golden rule of trolling is that the target is always more important than the trolls, because a troll can always just come up with a new identity and keep trolling (or step aside for whoever comes next), while the target might get permanently more paranoid (and therefore harder to troll) if you don't play your cards right.

>>176149

That all sounds good. I guess I'll keep logging onto the forum chat now and then. Really though it would be a lot more convenient if we had something that didn't auto-log you off after 5 minutes... does trillian work on macs?

http://www.trillian.im/

I haven't used it so I don't know exactly how it works, but I know it's supposed to connect to msn, yahoo, skype, etc.

>>176158
thanks for the advice. I thought the adress thing would be funny, because others would get it while he wouldn`t. Then again, others may warn him, so thanks for the advice.

any other ideas someone here may have?

zicuuuuuuuuuuuu0

I gotta remember to watch Mykan's videos at some point today. Being his galpal is a big commitment.

>>178469
God damn, he's still spe­rging about Teen Titans. You'd think he'd have gotten over the last episode by now...

some very short logs today, before I forget about them.

I don't remember exactly what the plan was, but maniak, can you tell mykan about your demands? It seems like it would be too tricky to coordinate if I make up too much stuff on your behalf.

New mykan video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KafXuuE8T6c&list=UUPmMbAENeYOEmWfPFeGXtog&index=1&feature=plcp

I love the way he talks in these.

Michael is such a stud. I could just barely keep him from smelling through the screen how wet he was making me.

>>183961

So you enjoy cybering with a retard? Are you the new Bluespike?

>>183969

Who wouldn't get turned on by the thought of him working out and tardraging? unfortunately though, he is a delicate virgin flower and will not cyber with me in the foreseeable future.

>>183961
KAYLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

in which trolls remorse strikes me due to his abusive father and I try to help him improve himself. I feel really confused right now.

Mykan does not suspect in the least that I am a TRoll.

>>184897
>the entire universe is crumping

>>184491
I am so thinking of just pubklishing those things and say that it was part of my plan to get on Mykan after I threatened you.

  >>184905

Oh, the bittersweet taste of breaking a heart. Now I know what it is to cause another such pain, to break a soul so.

Also:

>>184996

God dammit maniak.

>>187489
Oh maniak, you absolute cunt. Not only have you fucked this one up for everyone by sticking your crooked e-peen into it pretty much at random but you also made mykan another notch less responsive, let him know that /cwc/ exists, and simultaneously reinforcing the autistocrat message that we can't release chatlogs to the public because they'll fuck it up (like you just did). Also, you just kind of got nothing out of it. Way to go, you dildo.

>>187540

This x 1000. Maniak, if you're reading this, go back to masturbating to cartoon horses and leave us be. You ruin everything you touch. You have no place here. You aren't a troll. You're a newfag. You couldn't even troll a retard.

Thanks for ruining another lolcow for me, cunt.

WHY

WHY DO PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO LINK LOLCOWS TO /CWC/

I DONT EVEN FOLLOW MYKAN AND I KNOW THATS RETARDED

>>187540
I am just going to point out that I had no involvement in Mykan finding out about this place. I did not link him to anything nor publish something at all, despite what I said in the last post. Heck, the only way I think the guy found out about this place is by googling his name and stumbling perhaps about my entries before or that of someone else? Try to ask this guy, I am actually curious how that turned out.

Also, relax. This autistic fuck will sooner or later fall for some other troll if you just try again.

God, the way this guy talks is just so stupid.

It's like he really did escape from a Digimon episode.

>>187716
I rather thougt he escaped a badly dubbed Power Ranger episode.

>>187719
Nah, then he'd at least be funny because he'd be spewing offensive innuendo the dubbers snuck in past the censors.

>>187720
He already seems to create offensive innuendos based on what I heard. Something about writing all black guys should only sing rap.

>>187721


>Implying blacks

>>164941
>three unicorn horns

>cutie marks replaced with serial numbers

What the fuck...?

>>187713

Well, maybe I jumped the gun a bit. I guess it could have been a coincidence. Still, that probably means no one should post mykan cocks on /cwc/ in the future, to be safe.

I wonder... would it be a good idea to get Mykan to post here so we can talk to him? I know the reaction was lukewarm when Jennifer Ajay did the same thing, but many of Mykan's posts on fimchan were pretty funny, so... all in favor?

>>189143
If someone could actually get him here, i'd be all for it.

That said, we might need to start a new thread, because this one is getting a bit big.

Well, fuck. He doesn't want to come argue with us and he won't tell me who tipped him off to the thread. Guess that really does mean no more war.

>>189171
I guess the Kaylee saga ended prematurely due to the EPIC WIN cannibal troll.

This is what happens when you lay out all your epic ween trolling plans on a public forum. Keep in mind that he could have easily found the thread with google.

>>189171
If I were you I would still try to talk him into it. This guy jumps on any wagoon sooner or later

>>189171
Holy shit i wanna yell at this guy so bad.

Every fucking word he says is just so fucking frustrating. "but uh nothing!" fuck you, you little twerp fuck.

>>189802
No, fuck you.
You are all just despicable little warmonglers.

>>189813

Since when is calling a retard on the internet a retard "war"?

>>189813
You're not the real Mykan.

Mykan is still pissed at me whenever I log on, but nothing of interest is really happening. If anyone here wants to contact him for whatever reason this is his msn (I think it was earlier in the thread but this way it will be easier to find):

[email protected]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7992566/1/My_Little_Unicorn_Star_Fleet_Magic

Just thought I'd share.

cheese conies have to be the biggest manchildren on earth. I'm amazed Chris hasn't become one yet, or has he?

>>192222

Are you new?

>>192222
Chris was one of the first cheese conies. He's kinda a hipster in that respect.

Yo! I'm Mykan's friend, some of you may have heard of me but I'm kind of little known.

>>193115

Yeah, I remember you were posting in the FiMchan thread. I'm guessing you're here to see if anyone wants to hear your stories about Mykan? (I do)

>>193412
What is there to know? The guy is obsessed either with Digimon, Teen Titans or anythign else being "not a happy ending".
I suggest someone gets him to watch Neon Genesis Evangelion. It will probably the only anime that will make him feel happy and intelligent inside.

What kind of stories?

>>194461

Well, has Mykan confided interesting things in you that haven't come up in this thread? Was there ever a time when he was less depressed/crazy? Stuff like that.

>>194461

Well, has Mykan confided interesting things in you that haven't come up in this thread? Was there ever a time when he was less depressed/crazy? Stuff like that.

He was very considerate when I told him about how I got bullied because I'm biracial. So he wasn't despressed or 'crazy'.

>>194666
You know, we consider being overly obsessed about kids shows to be a sign of insanity. So if he ever showed that, he is crazy in our eyes.
Also, did Mykan ever show any interest in someone beside himself and how miserable his fmaily life is? Cause as seen in kaylee`s post, he does not seem to care about anyone beside himself

>>194666
Say, are you not a bit afraid, that this guy actually had phantasies about blowing up the weeding of his cousin, according to what kaylee found out? He also seems to have quite an obsession with his cousin`s little daughter.

1. Learn how to spell FANTASIES.
2. How is he obsessed with his cousin's daughter?
3. Capitalize Kaylee.

Yeah what is your deal?

>>194919
Look up the posts kaylee put in.

You're not me, you're a fake JuneByers.

>>194941
>>194966

Oh god, this is becoming just like the FiM thread.

Why can't people just leave my account on here alone?

Who the fuck is JuneByers?

Oh God, I fucking love massive nigger dicks in my ass.

>>195013

She was someone posting on FiMchan (around the time this thread was created) and defending Mykan. A bunch of people started using her name and eventually she left, vanishing into the shadows of the internet.

I didn't exactly disappear. I still bitched with people but on FanFiction.net and YouTube. There was also another reason I left the thread but that's not anyone's business.

Everyone know you're not me so stop trying.

So am I basically the only female on this thread?

>>195187
Provide pictures of your tits or get the fuck out, cunt.

You want proof I'm female? Go on my YouTube account, you fucking perverted asshole with too much time on his hands.

>>195336
Even if your account is one of the most effeminate ones on youtube, that must not mean something. It could just indicate, that you are a very confused boy

>>195336
If you do not want to provide pictures of yourself as proof, I can only assume that you are a man masquerading in the female gender online.

What do you mean? Are you trying to insult my brother?

I said GO ON MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT it will prove I'm a female and if you cannot perform an act as simple as this, I will assume you're a fucking lazy retard.

>>195350
can't you just embed a good video of yours in your next post?

>>195354
and make sure it's one with plenty of cleavage/boobies

I really can't because I'm on my mobile right now so get off your lazy ass and look up my YouTube account (ravenandstarfire).

>>195350
>>195360
Obviously you do not comprehend that 'your' youtube is worthless in proving your identity. Unless you have a picture with you holding up a written message, let's say "I'm an attention whore", then I can only assume that you are male.

Proof I'm A Girl:
1. I have an Instagram provided with pictures of myself
2. Once again, my YouTube account
3. My name is Brittani which is a girl's name

>>195387
Do a goatse on instagram.

>>195387
Proof you are a man pretending to be a girl:
Not providing a picture with a personalized message either holding it next to or written on your tits.

>>195387
I would feel better about talking with this supposed "June Byers" if they could post a video addressed to us. Some of us may have a lot of information to say to her, if it really is. But if it's not, how would she feel? You wouldn't want us to talk to you if you were slandering her name would you?

Why sure thing! I'll do it tomorrow and by the way, you guys' English is revolting.

>>195405
Good luck getting that photo tonight, man.

I checked the youtube account out of curiosity and if June is telling the truth, we are dealing with a ~12 year old. If not, it means that June tried to send us after a ~12 year old and is therefore a horrible person.

>>195470

>>If not, it means that June tried to send us after a ~12 year old and is therefore a horrible person.

Man, what a dick. I wonder what his deal is?

I'm not 12, I'm 15. Its just the way my voice sounds on the camera I'm using. And if you dare insult my brother who's featured in my videos, I will punch your teeth back so far, you'll be eating steak out of a straw. But not like you already do that because you're too lazy to chew.

>>195677
>lookoutwegotabadass.jpg

>>195677
>>195677

Go away you homosexual and take your brother with you.

This thread is astonishingly silly.

>I will punch your teeth back so far, you'll be eating steak out of a straw.
Ooh, scary. Want to tell us how else you'll beat up people who are just having good innocent fun here.

You're probably on to something: if your brother uploads a threatening vid it'll definitely scare away all the haters.

>>195695

that's true, we used to pick on this guy called chris chan but then he made videos showing us how angry we made up. at that point we were scared shitless, we knew this guy was hardcore so we backed the fuck off.

>>195700
Ex-troll here, I can confirm this. I was the one who actually drove down to Chris Chan's place of residence and foolishly trolled him by screamed JULAAAAAAAAAY on his front lawn for a good ten minutes. I must have hit a nerve or something, because the speed he came flying out the door, bearing his teeth like some kind of animal... I really didn't think he was capable of that. I should have taken his threats seriously. I learned the hard way that violent threats on the internet should always be taken seriously.

Pic related, it's me a few weeks after the incident.

>>195711
I'd believe you if that pic wasn't taken in the 20th century

>>195677
Still no picture? Then looks like we know for sure that you are not female.

God, I'm JOKING. I know you guys find trolling fun so I'll let you have fun.

Whatever you say, dude.

>>195695

KOF is STILL an awful series. I'd rather play BlazBlue ffs.

>Don't have any personality
>Post with a character who also has no personality

There's a reason nobody except Mexicans plays KoF

>>195759
It's better then street fighter vs tekken or skullgirls. Shit is horrible.

  >>195802

Pah...! Mykan could beat all of them.

2:51

>>195745
I feel you bro, Icecar's better. But it just doesn't have the gifs to touch off a shitstorm.

>>195677

I'm a mini horse, I'm a mini horse, this is all so new. I'm a mini horse, I'm a mini horse, I could just doo doo!

>>195958
RANDOM ACCESS HUMOR XDXD

Heheh, why thank you!

I'm not afraid, To take a stand! Everybody, come take my hand! We'll walk this road together through the storm, whatever weather, cold or warm. Just letting you know that you're not alone. Holler if you feel like you've been down the same road.

according to research, that is June

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I23_K6ixsQ&context=C47d762bADvjVQa1PpcFNTjn7kprWGpIr3tGnPPS9mRK2GYXFtxFM=

she uses the name ravenstarfiregirl on youtube.
In other words, Mykan gets defended by a 14 year old.

>>195815

Oh fuck I just watched the video

Seriously you guys go to 2:51, it's actually mykan

>>196848
June, linking people to your youtube does not prove you are female. Kindly post pictures or leave this board.

>>196848

Most of Mykan's defenders are little girls. Make of that what you will.

Love me, hate me! Say what you want about me but can't you see what I see? All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy.

I knew there was a reason I never visited this thread…
I was never sure what it was about other than Mykan who is basically a closet furry homosexual deviant.

Any fresh cocks from Mykan?

Yummy. Mykan cocks make me wet.

>>199479
any other human being would just laugh at it.

by the way, did someone once mention they want to hear something sung by him?
your ears will bleed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd0eMzbE-Bo

And I thought Rebecca Black bad, Mykan is far worse.

Sorry, I meant I thought Rebecca Black was bad, there was something wrong with my keyboard.

>>199598
Something even worse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ogkzn2ueUQM&feature=relmfu

>>199499

Haha, oh wow.

My favorite mykan performance is definitely piano man:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk6puVPOk6I&feature=relmfu

You can really hear the emotion in his voice.

Funny thing is, Quando Quando Quando is about love, something Mykan knows nothing about.

>>200158

He's actually... not that bad. I mean, his voice is passable. Not professional level or anything near, but not terrible. I was expecting some warbling Chris clone or Dayle Doggi style mumbling, not a guy with an average voice singing in tune with no real mistakes or problems.

Mykan's alright but I honestly don't like his singing voice and Chris chan? You mean the guy who wears that medallion made of "Crayola fucking Model Magic"?

>>200356

There is a guy named Chris chan who wears a medallion? WHERE CAN I LEARN MORE?

>>200356
His real insanity is rather shown in his posts, his videos explaining ow bad he feels and his attempts to justify his overall attempts at fanfic writing.

To give a few examples:
Those vidoes he made to explain how sad he feels about Teen Titan`s ending

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nz4JRL3VXo4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqzL6b3g4_c

Just the fact the second one has him in the opening credits and the characters as "co stars" makes it funny.

Overall it just boils down like this: The guy has serious problems with facing reality because of school bullying and drama at home, leading to him trying to escape it by watching shitty cartoon shows. He even watches this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWgTklmAdCg

by now on a constant basis on youtube, just so he can feel happy again as he was as a child.
But then some shows end on a more unhappy note and that made him go more down the sanity loop, resulting in him now having fantasies about destroying stuff so he can stop "changes" in general. Well that or write fanfics where he actually can destroy stuff because in reality he is a pussy whose only defense mechanism it is to wish you rape or put you in one of his fanfics as the bad guy who gets killed.

>>200461

I could never figure out his interest in "today's special". In one of the episodes he showed me there was literally a part where it showed a golf ball, a tennis ball and a basketball and the narrator asked "which ball is the biggest?"

>>200486
I think it boils down to the following:
He watched it as a little child when the world was all okay, it was his first tv show and his nostalgia for it is obsessive to the point he amdited he likes to reenact some hopscotch thing from the show as "workout" similiar to Chris Chan pushing his PS3.

What about that Sonic and Pikachu crossover thing? That was pretty jacked up…

Has Mykan made any new fanfics recently?

>>200925

Pikonic?

It could have been worse.

>>202798

I'm pretty sure he's either working on or has just finished "My Little Unicorn Star Fleet Magic". He writes constantly, so if there isn't something new on his page then it's probably in the works.

Either that or he has crashed into slumber.

  He's also been working on his Teen Titan Idol videos, in which the Teen Titans lip sync crappy pop tunes and his 12-year-old-girl fans vote for their favorite.

BTW, if anyone here should go in and vote for Robin and against Terra, I'd appreciate it.

Eww. I just saw Raven's performance. She looks so drag queen-ish.

>>202854
Little problem: Winner has already been chosen.
is someone here perhaps in contact with people who are going to visit Anime North in Toronto this year on May 29? Cause Mykan will be there. Just aksing, cause live footage of the guy would be nice.

>>203297
No it hasn't. The ballot closes on the 26th. The video he posted after this was a reupload of an older video.

>>203299
... seriously? He can never let got, can`t he?

Remember me? Here's a picture of me: http://www.flickr.com/photos/79579757@N02/

>>205311

You should make a video on youtube addressing the trolls and telling them to back off and stop bad-mouthing Mykan, then everyone will know you are hardcore and not to be messed with.

>>205311
I do not believe that is actually you. Prove me wrong.

How can I?

i think mykan is a pretty coolguy...

What?

>>205311
I can't decide which image has the more noticeable duck face. Help me out here, guys.

>>205933
How can you what, dumb bitch.

>>205933

People have explained this but if you want to prove who you are, you have to make a video on your youtube account addressing the trolls of 789chan. This will 1) tell us it really is your account and 2) let us see that you are the person you claim to be.

I posted a video adressed to you guys.

  >>206550
Speak up, geez. Can't hear a thing you're saying.

>>206600
STOP USING UP ALL THAT WATER!

>>206550
your mother sounds like she has anger issues

>>206600
It's like it's pedo day.

Am I the only one who was surprised that Mykan didn't sound totally as bad as I thought he would singing Piajo Man?

>>206600
The fuck is this?

can't you see that im... im in cahoots with the legion of doom founded by the gingers ronald mcdonald and wendy?

*grrrr* BBTerra BBTerra BBTerra

*hobo asks me for change*

spare some change? die monster, you don't belong in this world!

>>206724
Hey Mykan?

>>206604

Yeah, he seems to have had vocal training. I still laugh at that video though because I imagine him wearing that costume while singing it.

>>206600
>I don't know what chan. It's like like 789chan or something like that?
Coached kid is coached. Is that like your niece or something, dude?

It couldn't be my niece since I only have one sibling and he just turned 6.

Wjat isit that you want?!... youre despicable and a bastard!! how dare you mock your burger king by eating mcdonals?


Ah, fuck my attempt to imitate Mykan. I have a life, which makes it so hard to pretend not to have one.


Also, I bet Mykan would love to use that pic on his newer videos that promotes teen pregnancy, forced marriages and demon spawn.

>>206947
Let's see if you can produce something later today giving a shout out to 789chan. Then I will actually believe that you have a vagina.

>>207096
>THAT.FUCKING.GIF.

>>207105

oh god why does it have to be posted a second time

  >>207105 >>207119

that gif/scene is so god damn NOPE :X

I don't understand how a squid has toe nails.

>>207311

It's a plot device included for the sole purpose of making you feel like fingernails are scraping on the backs of your eyeballs.

>>207096
Damn, I was almost convinced June was an underage girl.

so June, what's up? What is your deal??

  this

Who the fuck posted that video of my Dakari King Mykan video because I didn't?

>>208036
this girl eats really strangely

  >>208036

"I don’t like three dimensional characters because it’s hard to understand them. I prefer one dimensional Indirect or implicit characterization, and I also prefer programs like Power Rangers, or Dragon Ball Z like things"

Amazing

>>208141
That is definitely not me nor am I a 'double agent'.

Damn

leave my frined mykan alone. us legion will stOmp yOu Out

>>208180
Oh hey people, it is Baylorfan. One of Mykan`S supporters back on youtube. He also thinks it is okay to rape little girls, as he openly supported Mykan in him saying "...deserves to be raped and I would feel pity for the rapist cause he goes for a shallow shell"

Hey there Baylor, how are you doing you texan inbreed? Still going t suport your fellow manchildren who by now wants to fuck little horses?